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When I am in DC I often see tourists stopped and crowded around and taking pictures of a squirrel. It makes me try to love squirrels but then they brazenly sit next to me on a bench and try to eat my lunch with me. Okay. They are hilarious except they have mouth diseases and sharp teeth so please move farther from my food you tiny megalomaniac.
My daughter has a deep passion she has mentioned at least once a week for years that she would like to travel to a place with wild monkeys and have the monkeys steal from her.
Sometimes I see some variety of North American Little Guy (opossum, raccoon, etc. ) and I’m like “okay”
BUT THEN I start thinking about how excited somebody from not-North-America would be to see this Guy. Like, would an Australian be excited to see the only marsupial not from their country? Are there raccoons in zoos on the other side of the world that are regarded as unique and exotic creatures? Idk but it’s made me more excited to see Guys in my area.
#i love raccoons#sure they are a menace at times but they are so sweet about it#their tiny people hands#i love finding their hand prints#one time we filled a tub in the backyard with painty water for a game and forgot to empty it#and in the morning there were tiny blue handprints on everything in the backyard#and all over the tub because they were clearly playing in the tub of watee#and somewhere in the neighborhood there was a blue raccoon.#the paint was non toxic for kids don't worry
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Elbow patches takes her baby to the art studio for mommy and me sculpture class. Her baby squeals with laughter as they play with the clay. Also elbow patches makes a special art piece with their baby's handprint on it
She would 🥺
She already has a home studio (we'll get to that 😌) that she has taken the baby into. Like, since the days when she trimmed pots and did fine line glaze painting with the lil chunk carried around in a sling across Lexa's chest nearly 24/7 while she worked, the kid has been around clay. They have resisted naptime in their pack and play many afternoons and instead watched momma working at the wheel. So they very much know this is a fun thing to do.
Forbidden, but fun.
Until Lexa finds a Mommy and Me class compete with kid safe clay and non toxic paint that tiny hands can got crazy in without worry. The clay is made out of a powdered sugar mixture with food coloring to make it more enticing, so god knows more of it gets eaten than really made into anything. But it's the process of it that counts, and the excitement in those big beautiful eyes everytime they look over to make sure Mom is watching cuz look they're just like her now 🥹
A special project for the parents would be a keepsake disk to take home and fire in the oven. Just a plaon slab of real clay that is large enough to fit both the parent's handprint and the baby's.
But truthfully, I don't think Lexa would keep that one. I honestly think she'd ditch it on the drive home because she'd much rather make another one - a nicer one - with both of the kid's handprints in it. She'd secretly have Madi swing by the house when Clarke was out for the day and make one of Madi's full grown handprint right next to her baby sibling's, and give that one to Clarke for Mother's Day
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Girl dad Patrick Zweig.
Someone give him a daughter.
That man deserves to have a daughter and dedicate his whole life to her.
She is the light of his life, the sun of his days. This man adores his daughter more than any other person in this world.
He is her protector, her prince, her knight in shining armour. Any kid being rude to his little girl? Patrick makes sure that kid is crying to his parents.
Someone said a bad thing about his daughter? That someone wakes up with all their teeth extracted, I'm not even joking.
He buys her sweets, chocolate, pizza, milkshakes, cotton candy, McDonald's, popcorn - anything she asks for! It's unhealthy? Oh, no worries, she will be eating a bowl of fruit after that.
He never lets her walk a longer distance. Always scoops her up in his arms and pretends to throw her in the air for some laughs.
Does his girl like a particular dress? A fluffy skirt? A little shirt printed unicorn? Socks with ruffles? It's in her wardrobe the next day.
Watching TV shows together. Introduces her to South park and teaches her curse words at an early age.
"Mister Zweig? Your daughter called her classmate an ugly ass horse."
No punishments. That man is proud of his little girl for standing up for herself.
Braiding her hair. He's been watching youtube tutorials on that.
Even learned how paint nails with perfectly chosen non-toxic nail polish.
Her room is her kingdom. A canopy bed, fluffy carpet, pushed scattered all over the room. Lego buildings by the wall. All book series neatly sorted in her bookshelf. Little fairy lights on the ceiling. Pictures of the two and posters of One direction on the walls.
Allows her to play the Sims and Minecraft on his computer.
Little tea parties each Sunday.
Lets her do his makeup with one of these shitty sets. There are glitters all over his face but he loves it.
His girl could actually be a makeup artist in the future.
"Did such a good job, sweetheart!"
Neat and thoughtful. His girl never catches a cold in winter, buys her little vitamin C gummies, tucks her shirt in her pants so she's all nice and warm.
Teacher his daughter tennis but never wants her to pursue the career professionally. Knows it could eventually ruin her.
Attends every single ballet performance. Always sits in the first row and records a video.
"That's my girl!"
When she's older, talks about boys follow. And Patrick gets so protective.
"Never let a boy treat you bad. If he's being rude, just kick him in the nuts. Yeah. Just like that."
When she gets a love letter from her classmate on Valentine's day, he calls the guy's mother to know everything about him. His daughter won't be dating some asshole.
Unconditional support. Whatever hobbies she pursues or clothes she wears (unless they at especially revealing), whoever she loves or however she feels, he always supports her.
Pep talks about mental health. Patrick knows how important it is to feel mentally comfortable.
Would do everything for daughter to smile and be happy.
A proud concert dad. Always accompanies his girl and records videos for her so she can enjoy the whole experience thoroughly.
Cries at her graduation.
"They grow up so fast, don't they?"
Forever the most important woman of his life.
#challengers#patrick zweig#patrick zweig x you#josh o'connor#challengers x you#art donaldson#tashi duncan#patrick zweig fluff#girl dad#dad au#Patrick Zweig girl dad#daddy#fluff#girl dad!au#dad!au
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As I’m currently resting my wrist from drawing and I’m still thinking out more detailed story beats for WC I thought I’d just do some random rambling about my Pikmin au that won’t be very organized lol. Also adding a cut here as not to flood anyone’s unfortunate timeline
First off since I imagine I’ll get asked this someone someday, a small list of all the local losers preferences.
Olimar - Straight Cis. Doesn’t really get anything outside his bubble but is supportive regardless.
Louie - AroAce Cis (also has the tism). His only love is food.
Alph - GayDemi Cis. Likes love but not actively looking for it.
Brittany - GayDemi Cis. Her and Alph always laugh about the fact people think they’re dating just because they show physical affection to one another sometimes.
Charlie - Bi Cis. Koppite crew is literally the LGB.
Pom - Straight trans. You are not safe from Pingo propaganda.
Terry - Bi Cis. Probably doesn’t even know what being bi is and just thinks he has to make up his mind.
Penelope - Pan cis. Olimars shock when he found out when they were dating that she found girls cute too.
Zack - Pan trans. Saw he had 13 brothers and said wouldn't it be funny to have another.
Yorke - Straight cis. The most gay looking straight guy.
Nelle - Straight cis. to yorke "i hate you sm. wanna kiss"
Dobbs - Gay cis. Charlie and Dobbs are the local toxic yaoi so sorre
Shepherd - AroBi cis. the only dates that exist are DOG PARK dates.
Collin - BiDemi cis. Currently married to coffee and 4 hours of sleep
Russ - Straight cis. Probably does have a wife but no kids
Yonny - AroAce non-binary (F to NB) masculine presenting. Galaxy record for being the first person to survive giving top surgery to himself.
Dingo - Straight cis. Yonny makes fun of his failure of flirting.
Bernard - AceBi cis. He will never realize hes being flirted with at any point in time.
Now thats done, some more stuff about just some general relationships people have with each other. Olimar and Louie when Louie first joined HF were pretty neutral about each other even after 4 but after 2 and deeply apologizing for leaving him behind scared, Louie and Olimar got much friendlier with each other. They started carpooling and even spending some time outside of work together. While Terry thinks Louie is cool if a bit strange sometimes, Lebe is rather more skeptical and scared of him. Penelope worries he might be a bad influence but can't help but worry about Louie as much as Olimar does when Oli vents to her about Louie.
Alph and Brittany are best friends but their relationship isnt the most balanced at times. Brittany is quite quick to getting emotional and blaming others for things. Alph tries not to hold it against her too much given hes aware of her issues and why she is like that in the first place but it can rub off on his timid nature. Though he admired Charlie all through 3, Brittany's negative comments eventually changed Alph's perception on Charlie to just being someone he works with.
Now some of my own world building brain rot wo! a time system, joy. I was just thinking about how do people keep time between every other planet so i propose: Galactic time. Galactic time is not based off anything but purely numbers. 1 "day" is 20 hours long and there is no PM or AM. Its based of a single founding clock that all the other galactic clocks follow now and is usually exclusively used for interstellar work and jobs or meeting up on different planets. The galactic months are all 25 days long with only 10 of them. a galactic week is 5 days long and though i don't have names at the moment the months and days also have different names as not to get confused with any planet names or calendars they might have.
thank you if you've read my ramblings this far. have louie drinking paint
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7 Remarkable And Easy Face Painting Ideas For Kids
Face painting is a fantastic way to spark creativity and joy in children. Whether it's for a birthday party, a school event, or just a fun weekend activity, face painting can transform little ones into their favourite characters and creatures. However, as fun as it is, safety is paramount. Here, the responsibility of the face painting artists and the parents or guardians of the kids becomes very significant. They need to take care of a few things before the kids face any unwanted situations.
The expert face painting artists at Rubylu Face Painting accept that finding the best and most popular Easy Face Painting Ideas for Kids is a challenging task. Still, they have been successful enough in finding some attractive ideas that children in the UK love! This post is an attempt to explore some of the best and safest face painting ideas for kids, ensuring that the experience is not only enjoyable but also worry-free for parents.
Safe Materials for Kids' Face Painting:
Before diving into designs, it's crucial to talk about safety. Always use face paints that are specifically made for the skin. These paints should be non-toxic, hypoallergenic, and easy to wash off. Avoid using acrylics or craft paints, as they can cause skin irritation. Test the paint on a small area of the child's skin before applying it thoroughly to check for any allergic reactions. Also, ensure your painting tools are clean and safe for use on sensitive skin. Brushes and sponges should be soft, clean, and used exclusively for face painting.
Easy and Popular Designs:
Butterfly: Butterflies are a perennial favourite. Use bright, vibrant colours, and add some glitter for a magical touch. This touch is popular, and every kid loves to get it when they plan for some great face painting ideas.
Superhero Masks: Ideal for superhero-themed parties. Simple masks representing popular characters like Spider-Man or Batman can be easily painted.
Animals: Think about quick, simple designs like a cat, dog, or tiger. These require a few lines and some whiskers. The face painting artists are very creative when they create those paints on the faces of little kids.
Flowers: Delicate flowers around the eyes or cheeks are beautiful and usually popular with kids. The use of bright and safe colours is a remarkable practice here.
Pirates: A simple eye patch and a few scars can quickly turn any kid into a pirate. This face painting idea is very popular among grown-up kids in particular.
Princess or Fairy: Sparkles, crowns, and wands drawn on the face can complete a fairy tale look.
Creative Ideas Beyond the Basics:
For those looking to go beyond the basics, consider themes from popular children's movies or books. Characters from Frozen, Moana, or Harry Potter can be exciting options. Also, don't shy away from abstract designs like stars, moons, and rainbows, which allow for creativity and colour play. Encourage kids to come up with their own ideas or mix elements from different designs to create something unique.
Safety Tips During Application and Removal:
While applying face paint, make sure the child is comfortable and not fidgeting. Use gentle strokes and avoid painting too close to the eyes. For removal, use a gentle, hypoallergenic cleanser or baby wipes. Avoid scrubbing the skin; instead, use soft, circular motions to remove the paint gently. After removal, apply a light moisturizer to soothe the skin.
The Bottom Line:
Face painting is an excellent activity for kids, blending creativity with play. By choosing safe materials, simple yet fun designs, and following safety tips, you can ensure an enjoyable and safe experience. Let the colours flow, and watch as your little ones delight in their imaginative transformations. When you are sure about finding Easy Face Painting Ideas For Kids in the UK, then your reach to Rubylu Face Painting is just a matter of time for. Speak to the experts at the company, pick up the correct face painting design, and then pick up an easy face painting idea in the UK.
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I'm not reposting the summary for my OCs, so I'm making a new fresh one.
Hunter/Hunt (he/they): Half vampire-half werewolf (Werepire) in his mid 20s. He's non binary. He is deaf, autistic, has bipolar disorder, Multiple Sclerosis, Scoliosis and Vitiligo and uses a cane to help with mobility. He has a twin brother named River (Riv for short). He is also the proud cat dad of a male neutered sphynx named Khonshu. He used to work many jobs, from diner chef to some NSFW stuff and as a pet attendant at a animal rescue shelter. That's where he got his cat. He currently owns a family shop with his husband and likes to knit, sew and make clothes and he even does drawing, painting and pottery. He's overdramatic, clingy, hot headed and sometimes a brat, but overall he is kind, gentle, and caring. If him or his loved ones are threatened, he'll show off his "less gentle" side.
I have an AU, where he and Riv are the sons of the OCs of another preg/belly kink artist that I love so much and you'll see that soon.
River/Riv (he/they): Hunter's twin bro, who's a few minutes younger (yes, he's also in his mid 20s). Is also non binary. He is only autistic and depressed. He doesn't have the rest of the disabilities his twin has, but is very supportive. He works as a nurse, but manages to find time for himself and his family. Shares the same interests and personality as Hunter, but he's more braver and rougher than his twin. He struggles with conceiving a child, while Hunt is quite fertile.
Both twins loves alt fashion, are confident with themselves and embrace their feminine sides. They aren't overly feminine, but they aren't masculine either. They lean more towards androginy. They are both introverts, are very close and they have a strong spiritual and emotional bond. They never understood rivalry or hatred between siblings and they swear they sometimes can almost read each other's minds. They are also very good at cooking.
Grant Goodman (He/him): Hunter's "bear" hubby. A werewolf in his late 20s. He lost his left arm, left eye, and got a bad knee from a contruction site accident. He now owns a workshop with Hunt. He likes movies, is more extroverted, family oriented and often overprotective of his hubby. He likes to do stuf with his hands (cook, build stuff, repair etc), so he is rarely idle and keeps himself and his hands occupied. He met Hunt at a disability support group after both got out of some toxic relationship. Since then they are inseparable. Both want to start a family and they want kids, but Grant worries for Hunter and how he'd handle pregnancy with his disabilities (Hunt can do just fine don't worry). He's overall outgoing. He's friendly and gives the best bear hugs. He's extremely fierce towards anyone that hurts his family.
#vampire#werewolf#mpreg oc#cw mpreg#mpreg story#disabled characters#hearing impaired#vitiligo#scoliosis#autism#gay#lgbtqia#fertility problems#your honour they're gay#your honour i love them#twins#vampire werewolf hybrid#Werepire/vaewolf oc#hybrid
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I was given an egg that has recently hatched into a morelull. I was wondering if you had any advice for how to care for them considering the somewhat ominous way the Pokédex speaks of them, thanks!
light levels should be dappled sun at most, they burn up in the bright harsh full daylight if they stay in it for more than a few hours at a time. They love humidity, misting them is a good plan, they don't need brushing or anything, but if they live a very indoors life, the mist is key. Diet wise, they should be able to go out into the wild to syphon off energy from things during battles or stealthy interactions. These don't have to be super serious or dangerous, you can keep to the low level stuff if they're not keen on fighting, but they do need to draw energy from living things. They tend not to do this with people they like, but if they start to do it to you, it's a sign they're not eating enough, and that you should take them out more to find viable prey. No stress, they don't tend to kill their food, simply leave them tired and worn out. thats not to say they cant, just that its uncommon.
in the house, you could provide a terrarium style space, damp and sheltered from bright light, which you can add moss and logs to, maybe even some ferns if they like. in autumn throw some leaves in to decompose and add to the soil. Some folks use old fishtanks, so consider this. It can be a nice space where they can get into a microclimate that suits them, should your home be very bright or dry.
They do root to gather micronutrients and trace elements, so offer loamy soil as close to their home soil as you can get. if you do not know where they hailed from, give them a selection of different PHs and see what they prefer.
bout it. They're very chilled out, easy to keep mons. They may enjoy a trip out on your shoulder, personlaity wise they can be curious abotu human stuff, what we do and the world we live in, and they can also be a little nocturnal, so maybe do activities at night with them, and leave puzzles and games out if you need to sleep and they're up and about.
Big thing is don't let them dry out, don't let bugs eat them, and don't leave them out in the cold. If you notice their skin is splitting or peeling, more water, if they have slippery, often grey or black residue on their feet, less water. If they lose a mushroom cap from their head, do not worry they grow back pretty much overnight. Do not eat these, the pure breed morelull caps are HIGHLY hallucinogenic. You will see the devil if you eat them, can confirm.
Bout it, after that its down to the individuals wants, they may really like to do certain activities, so as a new-hatch i'd advise you let them try all kinds of things. Non-toxic kids paints for crafts, maybe they're into simple videogames, nothing crazy, but like flappybird level simplicity, one button timing based games. Some show an aptitude for puzzles and intellectual tasks to, so test them out. Each is unique and sweet in its own way.
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Montessori Rocker for Children - Kidodido Shop
Every kid adores toys from the heart. It draws the child and develops into a close buddy. Children begin playing with whatever they see around them at a very young age, which can cause problems for parents. We don't want our children to play with any potentially harmful substances that could lead to later suffering. With a wide assortment of toys designed with children in mind, Kidodido Shop is ready to assist you with your toy selection.
You'll adore the montessori rocker we have offered because it encourages a youngster to safely explore and learn new things. You need not worry about durability because we utilize high-quality wood in all of our items; your money will be an investment. You can pick the kind of furniture that your child will like and encourage the early development of all of their skills. We'll make sure it's sturdy and that your baby will enjoy it. Our rockers come in a variety of styles, so you may pick one that best suits your baby. We urge you to try a montessori rocker if your child needs one.
Learning Tower for Your Child:
The purpose of a Learning tower is to raise a child to bench height so they can interact with their environment more effectively. It is a safe, secure platform. They rank among our favorite parenting tricks as well. A solid wooden tower in the form of a bear that serves as both a chair and a table. This multipurpose Learning tower is ergonomically made to encourage your youngster to explore their surroundings. They can use it to climb up to the sink to wash their hands, sit next to you while you cook, or independently reach books and toys on higher shelves. Your child can climb the tower to assist with jobs like washing vegetables and mixing batter, which will help them develop their fine motor skills. Their pincer grasp and finger strength will also improve as they draw on the chalk table surface. Their arm and leg muscles will get stronger from climbing the tower. Birch plywood is used to create this Montessori play. It is painted with non-toxic, environmentally safe colors. We'll make sure your baby will adore it and that it's durable. It is available in numerous styles, so you can pick the one that's perfect for him or her. Call us right away to put a smile on your kid's face.
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Easter decorations to stimulate your creative mind
You don't have to worry much to DIY this simple Easter arrangement! This easter eggs will be a very nice addition to your spring home decor! You can create this beautiful spring diy in under 10 minutes! Spring is a magical time of year! The countryside and my yard are starting to wake up! I can really smell spring in the air. The cherry trees and apple trees are ripe and the shoots are about to burst. The sweet songs of the birds are once again beginning to fill the air. Daffodils, crocuses and hyacinths poke their drowsy heads out of the warm earth! It seems that all of nature is alive and well and joining in the celebration of spring! Not only do we celebrate spring, but more importantly, we celebrate Easter! A true time of rebirth! Let's make a simple, beautiful 10 minute decorating idea of easter bingo game for kids and join in the Easter fun! I used a variety of arrangements for the Easter table here. The possibilities are endless! Now get out those eggs and flowers and make a beautiful Easter arrangement! I purchased easter egg with handle with faux eggs made of logs in the exact same color as the logs, so you can use your imagination and creativity to paint your own designs or words on the eggs to make them unique. Then place them in the right place. This also prevents naughty children from smashing real eggs, environmentally friendly and non-toxic. https://www.amazon.com/2-3x1-7-Unpainted-Eggs%EF%BC%8CUnfinished-Decorations-Projects/dp/B09Q5ZN9Y2
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THE ANGRY WHITE WOMEN
by Abassi Okoro Eziokwu
Hate is too strong of an emotion to waste on people who don't deserve it. I hate Meghan McCain. Rather I hate what she represents, angry white femininity. It was an angry white woman who caused the savage annihilation of Emmet Till. It is the knee-jerk reactions of angry white women who call the police on black people for doing nothing more than blinking one too many times. White women are just always angry with something or someone. Have you noticed that? Despite the racial stigma that black women are often awarded, the “ANGRY BLACK FEMALE,” at least black anger is justifiably directed at a specific or definitive idea – RACISM!
Black anger carries a certain rationale, a certain sanity. It's understandable to sympathize with the anger of a people who are systematically and institutionally oppressed, abused, and persecuted – and that's only talking about black MEN! Now add to that persecution the reality of being a black WOMAN and your abuse has just gotten worse. But in 2019, you would think that it is "White Women" who are the benefactors of white male infliction or structured social abuse and oppression. It seems that every time we tune into FOX, CNN, or some feminist round table television talk show - there is no shortage of snarling, beady-eyed, 'trembling in anger' blonde-haired, white women all too eager to tell the whole of America how they're outraged over something or someone or how “women” (which is really code for WHITE women) are discriminated against more than black folk in this country.
These white women remind me of yappy little – big eyed Chihuahuas barking uncontrollably at the slightest insignificant sound or purely imagined discomfort. When white folks profess their anger over something, they call it "Outrage." Black folks call it, "White Tears." They're always stepping out of line, ridiculing and pointing fingers and especially when it comes to American Patriotism. Nothing gets these white women barking louder than the notion that American "Ideals" are being threatened by black people's audacity to call to attention racism or the fear that immigration of Hispanic people is going to colorize and lord forbid, "colonize" lily white neighborhoods like Boise Idaho or Cedar Rapids Iowa (because I'm sure that one of the whitest towns in America is worried to death over some Mexicans coming in and stealing their warehouse associate jobs at the Adam's Lumber Yard). Or the worse case scenario, Colin Kaepernick takes a knee. Tomi Lahren every week on her show damn near had a complete mental and emotional meltdown anytime Colin Kaepernick's name was mentioned. Despite my thoughts of her anger being nothing more than a cover-up for wanting to sleep with him, she didn't fail once at getting her "outrage" out to the American public. Meanwhile, white male executives who control the FOX network had no problem offering her the platform to exploit her little annoying blonde ass.
Megyn Kelly spends a great majority of her airtime interpreting innocent remarks or acts as "sexist." That's why she always has a frog up her ass, she thinks everything is sexual. Meghan McCain's shtick is that everyone and anyone who falls short of worshipping white Jewish people is, "Anti-Semitic." Then there's the rest of American white women in general who have a long history of voting against their own best interests. White women historically have always been proponents of white supremacy and the Feminist movement is an off-shoot of that white supremacy. Black women told you that years ago that white women were going into the black neighborhoods trying to recruit black women for white feminine agendas while suggesting to these black women that they would have to leave their families, give up their black men before they could be part of the “Women's Liberation Movement.”
And so many black women did exactly that. They stopped being mothers, wives, caretakers, they got jobs in corporate America, became “secretaries” in white owned companies, put on a business suit, told their kids, “I ain't cooking shit - I ain't got to take care of you,” traded in their natural hair for a perm, learned how to talk “white” on the phone and if the police came knocking at the door, they had no problem turning in their black boyfriend or black husband and especially if he was not treating her right. The white feminist snatched up many of these black women and said, “We're sisters now” and eventually sisters became partners and partners over time became "lovers." Meanwhile, white men were locking up black men over petty shit like 10 to 20 years for $10 of weed. That's called, “Engineered Racism” folks.
BUT WHY ARE WHITE WOMEN SO ANGRY?
I'm not suggesting that only certain people are allowed to be angry (the oppressed) but it sure does make more sense for oppressed to be angry and non-oppressed to NOT be so angry. Unless of course you're implying that white women are an oppressed marginalized group? I was told that white women are angry over gender inequality and especially in the political arena. Makes sense - if I was ignorant that is. When asked a little under two years ago how Donald Trump got elected, the answer that was told to us was because the people who voted for him were white and angry. They were suffering from financial anxiety and Trump's rhetoric of bringing jobs back to America sounded pretty darn good to Becky and Bob. Now here we are in 2019 and those Trump voters who were white and angry are STILL white and they’re STILL angry but only now they're angry because they STILL haven't landed those good ole' American jobs that they were promised back in 2016 and on top of that, Trump is more concerned with building a wall to keep Mexicans out than opening up a factory in your already dilapidated - one sheriff- rural town. I'm sure it feels awful to white people who just aren't accustomed to being bent over and screwed in the ass. But if you need a shoulder to cry on white people, give people of color a call. We're experienced at being lied to by white assholes. The grief counseling hotline after being lied to by white men is 1-800-YOU-DUMB. Negroes, Mexicans and Native Americans are waiting by the line to accept your calls.
FEMINIST RAGE 101
White women in particular are encouraging each other to let out their anger in the face of the current administration. Yet, white women have failed miserably in dismantling racism. It appears that white women's rage only became a thing when white men became indifferent to white female sexuality. In other words, white men simply are not that into you (just like the movie suggested). When white men were abusing women of color, sexually exploiting black women, committing sexual violence against black women with impunity, and we didn't hear a single outcry from white women. Instead, white women actually downplayed and silenced the anger of women of color - hoping that it would gain favor in the eyes of white men. You held out for nothing, he didn't care that you had his back. White men don't need your help with being a racist or a rapist. But in recent years, white women switched and played the role of “Social Activist” and despite all the protests and public outcries and unpaid emotional labor by women of color, what did these "socially aware" white women do? White women turned around and sold black women out. They threw black women under the bus and went out to the polls and voted for the party of toxic white supremacy. It's safe to say that white women are more likely to betray their gender for their race, a proverbial gut-punch to black women who have been victims of white masculinity for generations. White women should be more ashamed than angry.
Bu let me tell you how angry white women really are. White women are so angry that 53% of them put their white privilege above their 2nd class gender status to vote for Donald Trump. Despite their "anger," white women believe they benefit from white male patriarchy by trading on their whiteness to monopolize resources for mutual gain. In return, they’re placed on a pedestal to be “cherished and revered,” by white men who in reality will not only be quick to deny them their basic human rights but will, "Grab them by the pussy" while denying them. Look, let's cut through the bullshit and just go ahead and be brutally honest: White women, your white man will NEVER love you the way he should (to full capacity.) Maybe because he spends most of his time fantasizing over black, Latin and Asian women. He'll never tell you that, but I will! Hurts doesn't it? Maybe that's why you're angry because despite supporting the system of White Supremacy, you know deep down inside your soul that the whole premise of white supremacy is predicated on white male sexual inadequacy (white genetic survival, penis envy and trying to get back into the womb of the black woman in order to recreate himself without the genetic deficiencies). Isn't that why many of your fellow white women leave their white men to be with black men to begin with? Because even white women know who the real KINGS are (Royal blood). Now pick your jaw up off the floor.
Isn't this the real reason for white female fragility? The answer is yes! There exist a lot of truths about ourselves that most of us aren't willing to explore. For white people, some of those truths paint them in a very pathetic light. I'm sorry, but as a white woman in America - you're simply not a victim of anything structural. You may be a victim to some personal and isolated incident but there is no systemic or institutionalized "ism" in place to destroy you and NO, Sexism isn't your collective oppression. You can't claim that because sexism isn't exclusive to just the female gender and white men have always treated you like shit and so don't start acting like now all of a sudden you have a problem with being his bitch and especially after 53% of you voted in a "Pussy Grabber" as your President. GROW UP white women. Pull yourself together ladies. It's not a good look to be angry for no goddamn reason.
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#i love raccoons #sure they are a menace at times but they are so sweet about it #their tiny people hands #i love finding their hand prints #one time we filled a tub in the backyard with painty water for a game and forgot to empty it #and in the morning there were tiny blue handprints on everything in the backyard #and all over the tub because they were clearly playing in the tub of water #and somewhere in the neighborhood there was a blue raccoon. #the paint was non toxic for kids don't worry (@zenaidamacrouras1)
Sometimes I see some variety of North American Little Guy (opossum, raccoon, etc. ) and I’m like “okay”
BUT THEN I start thinking about how excited somebody from not-North-America would be to see this Guy. Like, would an Australian be excited to see the only marsupial not from their country? Are there raccoons in zoos on the other side of the world that are regarded as unique and exotic creatures? Idk but it’s made me more excited to see Guys in my area.
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