#the krazy klance klan

[ferretfyre]

Honey, y’all realize when I go looking for “Cries and Whispers” on tumblr, I’m looking for Cries and Whispers, not your goddamn silly headcanons about k//ance.

[ferretfyre]

Hey what's with the klance hate? I know some of the fandom goes a bit too far but for the most part people are just trying to enjoy themselves in the fandom and keeping it within the community. Yeah they're a bit crazy sometimes, the theories and metas are a reach, but they're not hurting anyone. It's upsetting to see anti stuff in tags and it only contributes to the negativity already in the fandom- it's pretty hypocritical of you to post hate on klancers.

Ah, yes, a “bit too far”, such as threatening to cause bodily harm to the cast and crew ofer the ship, to the point where cast and crew can no longer attend conventions due to fear for their safety, harassing all of the cast on their social media accounts, while also fanatically attacking anyone and everyone who DARES to even vaguely suggest that their fetishized ship isn’t canon.

They very nearly HAVE hurt people, they have acted in a disgraceful and reprehensible manner, and I, for one, don’t feel any desire to grant them even the slightest bit of respect, because newsflash skippy: respect is earned, not given freely.

Also, I make sure to properly tag my posts as “anti klance”, and so the fact that tumblr’s search engine is a complete dumpster fire is not my fault.

What kind of delusional fairy land do you live in? Have you even been aware of the fandom for the past… I don’t know… two years?

[ferretfyre]

Please go kill yourself you big piece of shit

Wow.

Not even fifteen minutes.

That’s some premium Anon Hate service. I’m impressed.

Tell me, did your grandmother finally fix that leak in the basement, or are you still rolling your ratty used office chair over moldy carpets?

[ferretfyre]

So the Krazy Klance Klan has hit critical mass and is now touting legit fucking conspiracy theories as to why their ship (which, at no point, was ever vaguely confirmed whatsoever in canon) isn’t canon yet.

How much longer before they go full Alex Jones and start wearing tinfoil hats and running podcasts out of their parent’s basements and start blaming it on chemtrails or something?

[ferretfyre]

And, like the rabid dogs that they are, I am beset by angry members of the Krazy Klance Klan. Like moths to a fucking flame.