#the joker rp

[jokerwithcrowbar]

❝THE AWAKENING❞

-mentions of blood and insanity.

The Joker's eyes bore into the ceiling. Or was it really the ceiling? The Lazarus pit had crippled everything he once believed in. Now, his mind was clouded with different thoughts. He felt everything a normal human should feel.

Pain, anger, disgust, fear—but the most prominent—the feeling that stood out most—guilt. Joker wasn't used to this. He was used to enjoying the process of tormenting and terrorizing the citizens of Gotham. But now he wasn't sure.

He gulped. His head was pounding with different thoughts. He remembered their faces and the fear in their eyes as they screamed profanities at him.

He felt disgusted with himself. It was strange.

Joker's hands trembled as he touched his face. "Who am I?" He whispered to himself, haunted by the ghosts of his past. A single tear slid down his cheek before he wiped it away.

He hadn't cried in years. Maybe it was the Lazarus pit. It turned him sane, making him aware of his gruesome actions in the past. When he bathed in the pit and rose above, he was afraid, and then he felt woozy. The Joker never felt afraid before.

"Please," he muttered to himself. He felt something clawing at the back of his brain, trying to pull him in. He wanted to reach for it and take back the old, familiar sensation, but something was holding him back.

Could it be the effect of the pit? It had to be, right?

He felt something soft hit his hand. It was a feather. Joker looked around, but there was nothing. Not a single bird in sight.

Maybe it was Ra's trick?

He heard a voice pang from behind him: "Joker." His eyes widened as he slowly turned around. But there was no one. He had to have been hallucinating.

Joker clutched the feather in his hands and slumped back down.

"Get up, clown."

It was just his imagination. "I'm not here to hurt you, 'k?"

"Get out of my head—whatever you are!" He screamed. Joker felt himself growing angry. He clenched and unclenched his fists.

He groaned, feeling a sharp pain in his palm. He looked down and saw an "x" -shaped cut. Joker gasped. He didn't do this to himself. He had no sort of weapon on him.

He rubbed his palm on his pants, trying to get the blood off. That's when he noticed another feather a few feet away from him. Joker's frown had disappeared, being replaced by a grin, followed by a loud laugh.

He couldn't believe it. He laughed continuously.

Joker threw his head back, and it hit the wall. But he didn't feel any pain, causing him to laugh even more. He was insane.

[gothams-clown-prince-of-crime]

*There was a loud knock at the door, Pop standing outside. They looked different from the last time Joker saw them, but there were thousands of improvements. Sharp claws, fangs, even a sharp point on their tail! It was perfect for what it was, a killing machine.*

Sir. *It spoke robotically, it’s face blank.* I am awaiting commands.

Oh goody! Go wait by the door. We’re waiting on your dear old dad.

[ohgodtheresanotherone]

@arkhambird

"I'll kill every joker!"

Sure you will!

[gothams-clown-prince-of-crime]

Jere-bear! I didn’t know you had an blog!

Were you trying to keep it a surprise for me~

Introductions

Greetings everyone, I am Jeremiah Arkham, head of Arkham Asylum. I use he/him pronouns and am 48 years old. Jonathan Crane, aka The Scarecrow, had threatened convinced me to make this blog.

I'll probably post during down-time at the asylum, since I don't get a lot of time off. Feel free to ask me anything, I suppose.

[moonlit-doodles]

i don't know myself well enough to know if i'm ready yet.

[timblrdrake]

i think all of our lives would be worse if the joker was still a comedian

i would take joker gas over a netflix special any day because at least then i’d laugh

[alexblack1306]

I finally finished my version of the Joker! I really hope someone will like my JJ and I'll see fanart on him^^

It also has references to two artists in it, @bepoucorp (earrings) and @jonkleringjerster (tailbone tattoo).

Thanks for the inspiration, guys!

[gothams-clown-prince-of-crime]

Aw, not even an itty bitty little nible?

I’m disappointed in you Johnny-Cake

any thoughts and feelings about cannibalism?

My thoughts? Eh.

I believe some other Gotham villains are cannibals. I haven’t fully digested human meat before. I’ve bitten some peoples ears off, but I didn’t swallow them. If you were hoping for some cooking advice, I’d be no help

[caffine-addict-living-in-gotham]

The wendigo (?)

Christel squinted at the battle, it was dark as the theater was closed. She could vividly make out the wendigo pinning down the joker in a threatening manner and joker just grinning to much for her liking.

"Hecate you seeing the shit?" She muttered as she finally saw Batman Vs Bane take place as Batman tries to calm bane before bane kills both the wendigo and the joker.

@gotham-witch

[jokerwithcrowbar]

There was a girl who's wearing a purple jacket and a green shirt she was wearing purple pants and shoes and has green hair she shyly spoke "Hello there my name is Claire." she said @funnygirlclaire

nah i aint got time for this bullshit

[gothams-clown-prince-of-crime]

@doctorcranes-ask, sorry buddy but it seems you’re little outing has been canceled. Little Duke felt bad and decided to hang out with me instead! Isn’t that so nice of him?

[gothams-clown-prince-of-crime]

Crowman yes!

And if you gass them with venom too, they’ll be more than happy to give you their food!

Tip for you guys: If a resturant says kids eat free, my technical birthday was only 6 years ago.

[rpfshippingpolls]

⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️

Do you ship it?

Reason:

“In a recent interview when asked about the relationship status of the members of the band, Bojan answered "we're all absolutely in love with each other" and I believe him”

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

I just learned that the joker is insane now... This is bullshit.

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Hearing the way the Joker talks about Batman from his cell is fucking insane. You think they ever explored eachothers bodies ?

[gothams-clown-prince-of-crime]

What, i don’t get a tag?

T/W Talking about cannibalism

I had a full conversation about cannibalism with Crowman, Riddles, Duke, and the Joker! Well, Duke was just yelling at me. Then Livewire and Music Meister showed up.

Sounds like a fever dream...

@doctorcranes-ask

@kingofpuzzles

@ohgodtheresanotherone

@livewireradio