#the intricate rituals are so intricate

[lazybakerart]

house getting wilson drunk enough so he can't get it up to fuck his girlfriend, a fact he learned from wilson's ex-wives -> wilson going along with it, knowing house is getting him drunk enough so he can't fuck his girlfriend -> unparalleled. no one does it like them.

[wordsinhaled]

charles' tiny little pleased giggle when edwin finally caves and agrees to spar with him in episode 1 is everything to me and lives in my head rent-free at all times btw

[kensatou]

silly sport full of silly people

bonus:

[veryintricaterituals]

Can we talk about the parallel between Guillermo's turning and un-turning.

His turning went so wrong, it wasn't what he wanted at all. We know our crazy, dramatic baby. He wanted a ceremony, he wanted it to be romantic and soft, he wanted vows and sacred words. He wanted to slowly expose his neck, he wanted whispered words, he wanted to feel safe and cherished. He wanted to be asked and be held and be seen and be accepted.

What he got instead was a badly lit horrifying ordeal. He had to take charge. Derek had no idea what he was doing. It happened in a backroom of a store, they kept getting interrupted by Derek's boss asking him to clean out toilets. Derek fucked up his bite. He almost died. "Have you done this before". Derek fainting. Blood everywhere. Anticlimactic, disappointing, not at all the culmination of his life long dream, of decades of service and love.

His un-turning on the other hand.

Oh Nandor knows him. He made up a ritual for him with a suitably dramatic name: "The Ceremony of Vampiric Transmogrification". He dressed him in robes which he put on him so softly and spoke to him so kindly beforehand. He got all the other vampires ready for him. He hung banners and lit candles. He wrote and spoke vows and sacred words to him. He gave him a choice and asked him a question. And when he got his answer he took charge and made sure everything went exactly as it should. He made Guillermo feel seen and loved and accepted, even if it broke his heart.

[melonteee]

if Zoro and Sanji were both femme with tits Zoro would push her tits against Sanji's when they argue and Sanji would try to push back but alas Zoro's got those triple D bitties that Sanji is very angry and confused and a lil horny about

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Steps required for a Proper Courtship (min. 6000 years) ; a guide by A.Z. Fell: ☑ A Cotillion Ball (already organized) ☐ Secret and passionate kissing in an orangerie (alt- a bookshop)

[augentrust]

still not over caleb having spell mastery of fortune's favor. he's a wizard living and working in the heart of the empire, who's likely still very judicious with his use of dunamancy in front of others, and yet he chose that spell to cast without effort, a little piece of the dynasty that he still carries as one of the first spells essek ever taught him. you can't tell me this isn't the wizard equivalent of keeping a picture of your boyfriend in your wallet

[clowndensation]

favorite thing in the world is when game mechanics reflect character powers. like. haha oh nooooo i got too uppity and now my boss has used his mind control powers on me and taken my free will away which is reflected in my dialogue options being revoked, free choice is an illusion oh nooooooo

[beaulesbian]

[prettybabyimblue]

[johnnyspells]

RIVER CARTWRIGHT & JAMES "SPIDER" WEBB ● Slow Horses S03E03

[valyrfia]

we were all so worried over winter break that lestappen would be more distant with each other but before we even get a race we got charles trying to get max's attention in a press conference, max accidentally following then quickly unfollowing a charles stan account on twitter, and an inchident mention. we're so back and i fear they're worse than they've ever been

[noomyguts]

also think armand likes to step on daniel with metal cleated boots and daniel loves giving armand endless piercings, and ya occasionally daniel wakes up in unknown dirty location and has to solve a timed stressful puzzle while inching closer and closer to a woodchipper

[lizardkingeliot]

clocking in for another long day at the jam factory

[willgrahymn]

I think Will should have grabbed Hannibal by the tie at least once. Ultimate whore move. There are so many scenes where he could have grabbed that man by the tie to tell him something. "I have to deal with you, and my feelings about you. I think it's best if I do that directly." ??? C'mon.

[petrovna-zamo]