#the internet is not for children

[acidheaddd]

Every time a post of mine gets flagged, I get more and more annoyed. I see tits, dick, ass, and pussy all out in full view when I search pretty much ANY tag on tumblr, but a little spicy sim content gets flagged??? I make sure not to post anything too explicit (i miss doing it honestly but fuck you tumblr), but STILL I'm fucking punished. Thanks a lot, tumblr. 🥲

[hellaversity]

I don't think kids should be on the internet at all, especially if they aren't even in high school yet. But that's just me I guess.

Sometimes when people on the Internet are like "ADULTS CAN NEVER INTERACT WITH MINORS IT'S CREEPY" I remember how, at 12, back in 1997, I was on the Witchvox forums with people ranging from me to people in at least their 50s, and no one there was ever a creep to me, no one ever made me feel uncomfortable or asked for my personal info, and when I finally broke down after a particularly brutal day of bullying at school and posted about it they were the first adults I'd ever met in my entire life who told me the bullies were the problem and it was okay to be angry about it.

Kids need to interact with adults who will listen to them.

[aziraphalalala]

It's been 3 months and we're still here, stuck like flies in amber in the last 15 minutes of Season 2, Episode 6.

Send help. And crepes.

[sortanonymous]

[greykolla-art]

Alright, I’m looking for this old tv show I used to watch in 2006, called Binny the Bunny! Or Ævintýri Kötu kanínu, as it was translated in Iceland. I’ve been looking for ages and bizarrely I can’t find any traces of it on the internet.

I KNOW IT EXISTS I HAVE A SCREENSHOT OF THE OLD TV SCHEDULE!

It was a PUPPET show, I remember that, but it was a weirdly spooky show too.

The bunny had wandered into this forest looking for her mom, but I don’t think she ever finds her. I feel like it was implied that her mom was dead, eaten by this monster that WE NEVER SAW, BUT WE COULD HEAR IT!

The forest was also weirdly empty except for the bunny and her two friends. The crow and the beaver. I remember that the crow was my favourite character.

They had some nice adventures each episode in the forest but they never seemed to want to leave or maybe were stuck there…

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THEY KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! ITS DRIVING ME INSANE TO NOT FIND IT ANYWHERE! 🙏

*edit*

I'VE FOUND IT! It's a Finnish show called Nipponen Seikkailut!😂

[coiled-dragon]

"We need more unapolagetically weird people!" You can't even handle hyper sanitized Queer Romance For Kids without calling for death threats

"We need more unapologetically weird people!" You can't even handle furries with non-human genitalia without calling them animal abusers

"We need more unapologetically weird people!" You can't even handle someone processing their trauma or exploring dark themes on their own terms

"We need more unapologetically weird people!" You can't even handle horror media - a form of media rife with transgressive and boundary pushing themes - without throwing a fit about how 'horror has so much freak shit these days!'

"We need more unapologetically weird people!" Shut the fuck up and stop stifling the ones that already exist and maybe we'll get more

[notbecauseofvictories]

I've seen that "the immortal loses their loved one but not their loved one's family; what if the immortal stayed close, followed them down the generations?" post a dozen times, and I understand it's intended to be sweet---but every single time I see it, all I can think is that it's straight-up the beginning of a horror story.

[brucewaynehater101]

Reverse Robin AU

Tim, pissed that he got replaced as Robin, decides to kidnap Jason and go off grid. He bribes him with books, plenty of online literature classes, and Alfred's signed approval.

When Bruce debuts with 9 year old Dick Grayson, Tim pulls the same stunt. He has a nursery set up for Zitka, though.

[stijlw]

[brainrotisseriechicken]

scientist yuri anyone..

consuming einsla content as an enby einstein truther is a STRUGGLE so i took matters into my own hands.

old married couple core i hate them

+bonus joachim

[sf3uuf]

I've been thinking about JJBA again...

[aroace-in-a-clowncar]

“They think you’re Dad… and I’m not going to correct them”

[decibelcoatl]

🚨🚨🚨 [JULY 27] DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY - 24 HOURS REMAIN 🚨🚨🚨

KOSA will grant the government unprecedented control over the Internet and censor it in the name of "protecting the children" unless every single one of us stops them. Not only would it increase online surveillance of all users through age verification and parental monitoring tools, but it would also allow attorney generals to wipe out content that they deem "harmful" to minors, including race, gender, and sexuality...either for any reason or no reason at all. Even worse, President Biden himself has urged Senate to pass this horrible bill, along with COPPA 2.0!

I've done everything I can up to this point...signed the petitions multiple times, signal boosted, even made a few calls despite not being from America...and I'm exhausted. Things are looking very gloomy, and the only thing I can do now is pray for a miracle. If they're that butthurt over data collection and banning sites, there's no doubt that they might also destroy mine and anyone else's Tumblr, Twitter, DeviantART, AO3, etc.

For any Americans who haven't done so, and do not want their livelihoods destroyed by KOSA, PLEASE sign the petitions and call your Senators while you still can! And if you're not American (like me, who's Canadian), PLEASE sign the petitions and spread the word while you still can!

[forgottenliv]

obsessed with the way steward runs around in the parade. they may not have any spirits but they got THE spirit

[Video ID: Clip of Hopeful Steward running through Aviary Village while waving a light very fast. My skykid is also waving a light in the foreground, still fast but at a slightly more normal pace. End ID]

[sortanonymous]

Welp, here I go again...

UPDATE: KOSA was not added to the bill, losing by a resounding 85-12. We've won the battle, but the war is not over! Don't! Let! Up!

[dashing-through-ecto]

Wes accusing Danny of being Phantom after the inf-map incident

Danny: Are you on something, Wes? Phantom's been around since at least ancient Greece times and you and me have been in the same middelschool. My mom has a million baby pictures of me. I'm clearly a growing, living human child. Not some immortal ghost boy that is some odd 2000 years old.

*shows Wes several pictures of old murals from all throughout history that clearly depicted Phantom doing ghostly shit*

Wes:

After long deliberation I've decided to place this into the Shitpost Comic category and consequently it's Masterpost.

-> Shitpost Comic Masterpost