#the himbo pillar

[luxthestrange]

KNY Incorrect quotes#31 The Himbo Pillar

Hashira!Y/n: I just really like buff men

Kyojuro: I gotta start working out!

Mitsuri: Kyojuro you are already buff

Kyojuro:....oh yeah!

Shinobu: you sure you want that one?

Hashira!Y/n*Eyeing him up and done, Himbo SUPREMACY lover* Yep~

[clownsuu]

Do you have some headcanons you'd like to share? I love hearing your ideas

I got one lmaO

headcanon that howdy after a shower (and air drying) or during the winter becomes extreme levels of fluffy and soft smhh

cw singular bug image (can barely tell it’s one)

Reference of w h y:

I like to think during the winter he just becomes a giant fuggin m a s s of fluff- but due to the fluff he’s sleepy almost 24/7-

he still works like normal and even sometimes shaves the fur down so he isn’t so warm and cuddly, however even then if he takes a break or just rests a lil bit he’ll just start nodding off. Several times has that happened and his friends had to gently wake him up and he’d apologize every single time for it

when ever someone is really chilly gets something from the bugdega, a extra form of payment he’d do is a cuddle for a lil bit (be warned tho, very high chance he’ll fall asleep)

also when ever power outages happen and there is no warmth, everyone will gather around either at the bugdega, barnaby’s or poppy’s place and cuddle in a giant group (they would go to Home but Home gets overwhelmed quite easily and it makes him anxious)

[a-998h]

I wonder how the Battle Tendency crew would react to a friendly Himbo! Pillar Man! male reader who was the only survivor and last of his kind? No one, not even reader, knows how he survived. But, he somehow did. He's usually happy all the time and sometimes jokes about his trauma but he can get serious if needed. He wants revenge against Kars for killing his family.

Reader after telling his tragic backstory: Isn't that crazy? 😄

Caesar, straight up flabbergasted and mortified: Wha- I- How the hell are you even alive?

Reader: I have no idea! 😃

Lisa Lisa: Have you heard of someone called Kars?

Reader: Kars? *face goes dark while he poses dramatically in true Pillar Man fashion* I have not heard that cursed name in years.....

I love this idea. Himbo reader is best reader.

Joseph and Speedwagon were still trying to cope with everything that just happened, beating Sanvento, the pillar men's connection to the stone masks, and the death of Von Stroheim. They returned to New York and reunited with Erina, before heading to Italy.

He befriends Ceaser, meets his mentor Lisa Lisa, and begins hamon training. Things are going great, but of course life has to throw a massive wrench in the way in the form of a another pillar man.

Your stony body was quite the shock for Suzi Q to find, she ran and reported it to Lisa Lisa. You were stared at, everyone worried. If you awakened, you could kill them all. But, something compelled them to drag you to a shaded area where you awakened. They were on guard, but you didn't attack, instead you freaked out and raised your hands in surrender.

"I come in peace humans!" You exclaim.

They don't believe you, they think you're going to attack the second they turn their backs. Lisa Lisa activities her hamon, and you smile?

"Wait, members of the hamon yribe survived?!" You ask in shock, not angry but happy, like an excited puppy.

The group looks confused and have you explain yourself.

Caesar, straight up flabbergasted and mortified: Wha- I- How the hell are you even alive?

Reader: I have no idea!

Lisa Lisa: Have you heard of someone called Kars?

Reader: Kars? *face goes dark while he poses dramatically in true Pillar Man fashion* I have not heard that cursed name in years.....

They ask you to explain.

" Kars attacked, me and my people, we fought against him. I ended up being stabbed after he slaughtered them, I had attacked with more vigor but I still got injured. I remained entombed for centuries until I met you all, Isn't that crazy?" You explained.

"Final question, are you with us, or against us?" Joseph asks.

"With you all the way, friends!" You declare.

Lisa Lisa

Pleasantly surprised by you friendly demeanor

Glad you're not planning to kill them

She feels kind of bad for you

You both bond over losing loved ones

When she sees you act dumb... she is so confused

You are an ancient powerful being that could kill them all, but you stand out in the rain not moving

She doesn't know who's more ditzy, you or Suzi Q

She finds some of you antics funny

Catches you traning at night, is proud of you for trying to get better

Has a list of things you can do and touch in her house... it's a small list

Doesn't laugh at you or mocks you

Thinks your heart makes up for you lack of brain power

Tries to act as a therapist for you and your trauma

Is kind of like a mom to you

Lisa Lisa: Reader when did you eat today?

Reader: *bright smile* Last week!

Lisa Lisa: *facepalms* Dear, let's get you breakfast.

Reader: ok 😁

^ these kind of interactions are daily

She ruffles your hair and laughs with you

She gets a little nervous when you start ripping into Kars

Wonders where the soft kind Pillar Man she loves went

Teaches you how to act in the world

Joseph Joestar

You're his new best friend

You two are a Josuke and Okuyasu type duo

He enjoys your friendliness

Thankful you were not planning to kill them

Is a little worried about you

When you joke about your trauma... he doesn't laugh

Wants to help you

Asks you about your family to make you feel better

Is willing to spar with you in the middle of the night... sometimes

Teaches you how to adapt to the modern world

Teaches you a few things he knows

Feels bad that you lost everything to Kars

Whenever you do something dumb, he questions how you survived centuries

Calls you "Love" and "Handsome" but you don't understand the flirting

Is annoyed with how dense you are

"You're as dense as the rock you were trapped in!" Becomes a common phrase he uses with you

You two are peas in a pod

Ceaser Zeppeli

He doesn't trust you

You're something that could kill them all, so he doesn't trust you at all

It's only after he sees how dumb you that he starts to let his guard down, only a little

Your "coping skills" makes him a bit worried

Tries to keep his distance but your friendly nature draws him in

Once he trusts you, he tries to be the older brother to you

Also teaches you things about the world

Is horrified by your story, and the way you joke about it

It takes him a bit to realize your jokes are your "coping skills"

He is proud of your warrior spirit

Wishes he could spar without one of you getting hurt

"Sei un idiota!" This something he commonly says to you whenever you've done something dumb

He calls you "second Joseph"

Tries to help you cope in a proper way

Is now a friend of yours

Feels your hate for Kars and wants to help you get revenge

[screechingfromthevoid]

the thing about Cyrus is that he's supposed to be likeable. Cyrus Wyvernwind is supposed to be that himbo npc that is funny and charming and gets you attached. I don't know what it is about him but I don't buy it. Not that I think he's faking it. I know he's profoundly stupid.

I just don't think he's charming enough. I don't think hes sweet enough. I don't think he's fun enough to justify everything he put people through.

He shows up, scaring the shit out of Dorian. He's trailing Bells Hells (badly) to the point that everyone was on high alert. THEN he asks for Dorian to separate from the group. While they're on a stake out. While they know someone's trailing them. And Dorian goes, putting everyone even more on edge, and himself in danger. Then he has the audacity to be bitchy about it.

And I don't know if I'm remembering wrong? But he's not even happy to see Dorian? Like he doesn't give him a hug. Hes not stoked to see his brother after so long. Hes defensive and guarded. And Dorian is forced to know that his brother followed in his footsteps, badly, and now has a bounty over his head bigger than anyone's ever seen.

He then proceeds to be the fall guy AGAIN because he was so desperate to prove himself. So desperate to fix his mess himself.

But Cyrus does not seem grateful for everything his brother and his brothers friends have done for him. These are people who could have turned everything around for him. For the bounty, for the connections they had to Hexum. Cyrus could have been a part of Bell's Hells. He could have become another important member to the team. They could have all been family.

He makes a bigger mess of his life and then drags Dorian down with him. He drags Dorian down with him and he doesn't even seem grateful. He seems embarrassed, ashamed, sure.

Instead he was too proud to let his brother help. He was too proud to let his birth family help. He fumbled and failed and he never learned.

Abria said at the top of the Crown Keepers interlude that he was still level six because he never learned a lesson.

And I think that's what gets me about that mother fucker. He allegedly wanted to do this all on his own. He wanted to fix it himself, right? BUT HE NEVER LEARNED. HE NEVER GOT STRONGER.

Dorian and the crown keepers went up seven levels. They kept up with Bell's Hells. That means they were doing dangerous shit to survive because they were on the lamb because of cyrus and he didn't do a damn thing to help. This man didn't even do anything during the heist. He didnt join in at all. Even when they were all 6th level. He was just as capable as the rest in that moment and he didn't do shit.

Then he didn't improve. He didn't get stronger. He didn't do anything remotely helpful for months. When most of this strife started with him.

So now he's dead. After everything Dorian went through to save his life. After everything everyone did for him.

Dorian is adorned in gold and has a weight on his shoulders that should have never been his. He is left with a feeling of failure because he could not save his brother. His brother who did not try to save himself. He could have been such a prize. A prince who came back so much stronger and worldly. To rule as a king well and true and fair because he had seen the world beyond.

So Dorian will return that heir. Because his brother was not fit.

[asleepinawell]

fuck this lamppost in particular

[haveihitanerve]

Sorry- this is random, but I just wrote fall in love and the word that appeared as recommended after love was himbo. Like what does that say about me. 

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

Kiryu is so good at this 'sneaky subtlety' thing

[broken-risk-assessment-module]

[wheels out a messy conspiracy board] the pillars of being a himbo are being attractive, kind, and stupid. ratthi is often jokingly characterised as a himbo but he lacks the key trait of stupidity - he is naive sometimes, and his optimism and ability to see the best in people can be confused for stupidity, but he is not, actually, stupid. now gurathin, he is not conventionally stupid, but does display heightened dumbass tendencies in certain situations, such as thinking hubsystem was capable of immobilising murderbot in ASR (the same hubsystem thats supposed to be monitoring it? giving it punishments through its governor module? the hubsystem that should have told you your secunit was hacked from day 1? that hubsystem?).

therefore, i propose that part of what makes the Ratthi-Gurathin duo work so well is that together, they make One Whole Himbo. in this essay i will-

[slutforwholesomeness]

What is the third pillar of being a bimbo?

A thought I've had for a while. The three pillars of what makes a traditional himbo are strong, kind, and dumb. For traditional bimbos however, the only pillars seem to be dumb and exaggeratedly feminine. This draws parallel with the "strong" aspect of the himbo, which is typical masculinity, so what is the counterpart for kindness? Of course, I personally advocate for kindness to be the third pillar for both, there's just something so appealing about it in every way. A total ditz with tits for brains, bouncing and giggling and being so sweet and adorable you almost don't notice how stunningly enticing her figure is 🥰. What are your thoughts?

[toastedtitaniumalloy]

I'm absolutely in love with the first 2 episodes, but I hate that they are down playing Percy's intelligence!

Percy is SMART!!!!

He figures out so many things on his own in the books that are being explicitly explained to him in the show. He definitely fits the bill to be our resident beloved himbo, and is constantly using it to his advantage, but he is far from being stupid. While he might not be an expert on mythology, he's a fast learner and uses the knowledge he gains to navigate his new world more effectively.

(Spoiler Warning ig?)

Moments like when Grover mentioned that his mom isn't actually gone really affect the decisions he first made for his quest. I get that the creators wanted to make sure the audience knows that his mom was his main reason for going on this journey, but there could've been another way to show this while still maintaining Percy's agency.

It also diminishes the first real showing of his fatal flaw. His loyalty to his mother is one of the main pillars that make up his character. While they displayed that loyalty and adoration in other ways (I will never recover from him praying to her in the woods or the "I'm Sally Jackson's son" moment), Grover having to intentionally implant the idea that they can bring her back because she is not really dead does undermine Percy's unwavering determination in the book to bring her back regardless of if she is truly dead or not.

[clownsuu]

Man art block is bad (I say, posting normally)

I’m not sure why I draw them cuddling a lot- given that I am a person who doesn’t like physical contact JDHFHHDJ

[lizzaneia-elizalde]

How would Damon react if black belter darling met someone else in the promotion test and ends up hitting it off with them? Spending more time w them, friendly closr sparring ykyk

Yandere! Jock x fem! reader

Another ask of an ask! (Do people not like the original fic/nerd reader ;3;) Hmm, I think this one's pretty obvious, so let's see!

What if: Black belter reader met somebody else in the promotional test?

For new readers to understand this one, refer to this what if fic!

main fic for Damon is this one featuring a nerd reader!

Damon clicked his tongue.

It's been the fifth time since you skipped training him.

His progress got slower since you decided to focus on other things, which came with your successful promotion to 1st dan. Sure, he didn't mind that. But god, was it torture not seeing you for so long.

He slumped down on the floor, boredly looking at the teacher in front of him. She was teaching them how to do a complicated kick that included a spin in them.

His mind zoned out, thinking back to the last time both of you interacted for a long time.

It was immediately after your promotion. And you, in your excitement, jumped to his embrace in a rare grin filled face.

"I passed the promotion!" You exclaimed, hugging him tightly.

Damon didn't expect this. You were holding him like this without your usual cold attitude, but rather in an excited tone that felt so foreign to him.

He felt like a lost child, suddenly getting hugged by a stranger that has the face of his parent.

"Uh... Sensei?" He whispered, prodding at your reaction.

"Hmm? What's up?" You asked with a smile and he almost buckled to his knees. You didn't even correct him this time!

"N-nothing. Congratulations!" He decided to say despite being whiplashed by the bizzare situation as you grinned widely.

That time was refreshing since you didn't scowl at him as usual. And his masochistic tendencies was soothed, exchanging with the deep need to monopolize your smile just for him.

Do you smile like that for others too?

He shudders at the thought.

Just thinking about it makes his blood boil.

Just as the lesson is finished, Damon got a chat from you.

"And she cancels the sparring again..." He whispered. He missed feeling your strong kicks on his body, marring his skin with bruises that he deserves and loves.

Feeling a bit neglected, he kicks and fusses like a toddler at the back, kind of grateful nobody was paying attention to him-- cuz honestly, it's embarrassing to see this grown man throw a tantrum gently like a kid.

Wait, he tracks your location! So why not see what you're up to anyways.

You weren't cheating on him, right?

The delusional man shook his head. It's impossible that you're cheating on him. Sure, he can let you sparring with other people slide. But your smile is reserved for him and him only.

If others saw it, then a nice pair of eyeballs would be a nice substitute for pingpong balls, right? Maybe not. But he'll be happy to bounce those eyes that are underserving of seeing your beautiful smile.

He got up from the floor and got to his cubby, getting all of his things before checking his phone once more. You're in the city dojang. Good, that means that you're doing work.

He hopes.

He hopped on his motorcycle and revved it to life, driving towards the city proper and to the dojang building.

What excuse would he say when you see him? Hmm...

As he's thinking of what to say, he heard a giggle that was vaguely familiar, yet strangely foreign.

It's a giggle, but from a voice he knew too well.

With a shake in his legs, he peered from the pillar and saw you laughing with a guy, one that he doesn't know, and know that this guy is not a relative.

His jaw ticked, the ugly jealousy reeling its twisted neck to the direction in which you were talking so amicably with this man that's not him. On an equal footing, a place in which he knew is undeserving of.

The usual chatterbox was silent, the sweet himbo facade gone from his perturbed face.

His large hand on the corner of the building, he pears through the side as he watched you amicably invite the man to a match. He noticed that he's also a 1st dan belt holder, and Damon seethes in jealousy. Damon held his now blue belt. He's still too far from your reach.

His grip tightened to the point that a chunk of the building came off, but Damon didn't even give a fuck.

His eyes gazed at your body, and flinched everytime they hit the body of your opponent. At the same time, rage filled him everytime the man hit you back.

Nobody is allowed to hurt you. Nobody is allowed to be hurt by you.

Your pain, only his. Your strength should also only be him to bare.

He knows what to do.

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Damon held his face. His elbow on his knees as he sat down on a bench in this abandoned basement of a zoo. He looked tired, and the himbo facade was gone.

In front of him is the glass wall of what looks like what once was an orca or dolphin showroom. The whole pool that was once teeming with activities and water and life, was now empty, except for a man tied to a chair, asleep.

Damon sighed, brushing back his hair as he pressed his forehead on the glass wall. He wants to hurt this man so bad, and from the prominent veins bulging against his skin on his biceps, he was holding himself back greatly.

When he saw the man twitching, Damon backed away and suited up. Disposable boots, a disposable ppe suit, and a mask to cover his face. Along with a bucket filled with quite the rusty tools, he headed up and to the pool.

He slid down from the top to the pool and to the deep end. Damon already sliced this man's tendons, so he can't run away.

It was quite easy to kidnap him really.

In a busy place in the city, he got up to the man and introduced himself. Damon was friendly, wanting to be friends with the man due to being a fan of his martial arts prowess. The man, naive and boastful, liked Damon immediately. Damon is smart, and led the man away to places he knew there's no cctv camera. And making sure what the cameras captured is the man being led back to his house, and acted as if Damon went home.

But in reality, when Damon went home, he invited the man to hang out via conversing with him earlier. So that no digital evidence will be left just like how it would leave an evidence if he used chats or calls. Damon invited the man to a much more secluded part but busy of the city, in which he knew that people will be too busy with their own shit rather than looking around. And it's the industrial parts. Then and there, driving a stolen car that was sold without so much of a contractual and recorded transaction, Damon slowly peppered the man with melanin gummies, making the man sleep...

And, with the injection of a much more powerful anesthesia and sedative, Damon successfully kidnapped the man without so much of an evidence tracing back to him.

With the man waking up, Damon wore the gloves.

Oh, and did I mention the man's lips were sown shut with expired medical threads too?

As Damon approached the scared man, who looks like he's about to piss his pants, Damon only gave him a cold stare of contempt and arrogance.

"Only I get to enjoy y/n. And you, you're an intruder in that small, happy space that only the both of us got to enjoy."

The man is not going to live to tell the tale.

Damon will make sure of that.

[kairiscorner]

since the barbie movie brainrot is getting to me, have some

ben reilly x reader headcanons (when you go to watch the barbie movie)

btw spoilers for the barbie movie under the cut !!

when you came up to him, asking him if he'd like to watch the barbie movie with you, he'd perk up a little from his 'moping pillar' and think about it, but he'd go back to facing it while telling you, "i got no time to watch some silly dolls movie, babe... i have real things to do and think about, not watch a bunch of dolls come to life."

you'd nod sarcastically and tease him about wanting to see it for ryan gosling because "blonde himbo men are your type", you'd say while side eyeing him with a sly smile as he perks up at those first three words.

"o-on second thought... i'm your blond himbo men. i'll go, but not because you asked me to."

he'd grumble a little and ask what's so good about the barbie movie, and you'd argue, "because it's barbie!" and he'd groan as he stomps his feet and trudges behind you, grumbling, "oh please, you just wanna see it for ryan gosling, i'm already right here for you, babe."

as you two are watching the first few minutes of the movie, by the time you get to the first song, HE'D BE VIBING ALONG AND SWINGING HIS HEAD TO THE MUSIC

"you're vibing" "huh? no, no, i... i'm shifting in my seat, is all" "but you're smiling and swaying to the beat" "i just have a major itch in my butt right now, okay, babe?" "sureeeee"

the minute you saw ryan gosling in the beach scene and feigned simping over him, like shielding your eyes from him as you smiled widely, or fanned yourself and muttered some words under your breath, he'd watch you and fold his arms in front of his chest and scoff.

"i can do that, i have more abs than he does, watch," he says as he readies to take his hoodie thing off him, BUT YOU STOP HIM IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE IN A PUBLIC THEATER

"i just wanna prove to you he's got nothing on me! you don't need a ken, you have a ben! me! i'm your ben!" he says as his voice rises a little, irritating the people around you two, and you have never been more embarrassed in your entire life 😭😭😭

"okay, okay, you have lovely abs, benny, now keep them under your hoo--" "so you like me more than ken?" "...yes, i like you more than ke--" "do you love me more than ken?" "of course!" "well, kiss me to prove it. come on, babe." you sighed, shook your head, and he keeps pestering you for kisses, but you cover his face with your hand as he puckers up and leans closer towards you :>

IN THE SCENE WHERE KEN IS ONLY HAVING A GOOD DAY WHEN BARBIE NOTICES HIM, YOU LAUGH A LITTLE BECAUSE THAT SCENE IS ALL TOO FAMILIAR TO YOUUUUU

"why's it funny?" "oh, nothing, nothing, it's just... i know that all too well." "what do you mean, you don't know any kens, do you know any kens? i'll challenge them to a flex off." "no, benny, i don't know any kens." "well good, because i'm sure if you knew any, they'd--" "hush now, the movie's getting good." "dammit, you like ryan gosling more than me." (he says that as he puts his hoodie up and pulls the drawstrings and crosses his arms over his chest LMAO)

AND IN THE SCENE WHERE KEN TRIES TO KISS BARBIE BUT DOESN'T ACTUALLY KISS HER AND PULLS AWAY SATISFIED, YOU CHUCKLE AND LOOK AT BEN, AND HE LOOKS AT YOU, "why's that funny?" "because you used to do that when you were asking me out, remember?" (he does not remember, or pretends not to) "well i always get a kiss in the end, unlike ken over here. what a crappy name, anyway." "it's close to yours." "hey! leave my name out of this, hmph... ben's the best name in the world. second to yours, of course--" "hmm?" "nothing!"

during that one scene where ken's wearing the long sleeved clothing that said something along the lines of "i'm kenough", he'd be tearing up during the context of that scene and mumbles, "i'm benough..." "that you are, benny. you are benough."

out of the two of you, ben would come out crying, but he'd mask it as his usual brooding state and claim he just had some dust in his eyes. "in a theater?" "y-yeah... the pink p... powder fr-from the p-p-popcorn ente... red my e-eyes." "benny, it's completely okay to cry... like how barbie told ken..." you'd tell him as you hold his arm and caress his bicep, AND HE LETS OUT ALL HIS PENT UP EMOTIONS AND SADNESS ON YOU FROM THE MOVIE RIGHT THEN AND THERE, GUSHING ABOUT HOW HAPPY HE WAS FOR KEN FINDING WHO HE WAS WITHOUT BARBIE AND HOW BARBIE BECAME HUMAN.......

he loved it. and bought a barbie doll that looked like you, and you bought a ken doll that looked like him to match :>

a/n: i have so much more for him in store I SWEAR

tags !! @thecoolerdor @miguelswifey04 @binibinileonara

[speckle-meow-meow]

Can we get some yandere Howdy Pillar hcs?

Ofc!

(Art belongs to creator and characters belong to @/partycoffin)

Howdy pillar is one of the sweetest yanderes you can have

Howdy is kind of a himbo

Like mans is smart but dumb at the same time and it's adorable

And I just wanna make this clear 

HE DOES NOT HURT YOU IN ANYWAY

He might gaslight you slightly but not a lot sometimes he doesn’t even know he’s doing it

With his many arms it would be easy for him to hold you 

He would honestly baby you a bit

Before he surprised moved you (Cough*Kidnapped*Cough) he gave you everything for free 

Howdy would always let you outside as long as he’s with you 

You aren’t allowed to leave without Howdy

You aren’t allowed to talk to anyone else unless your helping Howdy in the bodega

{I am so sorry anon this is all I can come up with that would fit Howdy. I’m not great with writing yandere but I’m trying, I hope you liked this though! Maybe if I figure out how to write yandere better I could go back to this and rewrite it! As always hearts and reblogs are welcomed along with requests, questions, and comments!}

[haharuspex]

my brand new aasimar - surtas! he's a zealot barbarian, a huge ass bloodthirsty himbo w/ dumped intelligence and his goddess is the literal equivalent of magran from pillars of eternity >:3

[housano]

Housano's Live-A-Half-Assed Summaries Presents Pubraseer and the Infinite Radness Part 1: Beam Me Up, Thottie

CW: Live a Hero LAH Spoilers

We are blessed and highly favored this event so let's dive in. We start this event on the Archimedes colony with resident arsonist Flammei and boy toy Andrew talking with Orbiter saying their repairs are complete. Orbiter thanks them but is bored and wants to have fun, but unfortunately Flammei and Andrew are busy with the 200th anniversary ceremony and talk about the "Pillar of Light" which is the largest skycraper in the colony. Orbiter feigns interest while preparing an escape off the moon to go on an adventure.

Meanwhile Exio and the gang are discussing the Celebration being the 200th anniversary of the birth of Heroes on Earth and the 100th Anniversary of the Moon joining the Earth Sphere Union, marking this as a major milestone (are you hinting an English translation for the 5th anniversary Lifewonders?!) Yoshiori says he still feels uneasy around other heroes since they used to be villains

Speaky of villains, the edgiest edgelord in all of Edgelordedom, Gaisei, is at this event with a random student who is trying to keep him undercontrol, but much like an 8 year girl trying to control a 200lb mastiff, there's no stopping him once something catches his attention. The student tries to emphasize to observe the heroes for now and not to cause any trouble, but Gaisei is only interested in fighting and can't wait to meet us again.

This finally brings us to where we are, the ceremonial hall at the Pillar of Light. Our beloved himbo/husband Ryekie is giving the crowd giving a serious yet inspiring speech about why Heroes exist, how we all share the same will in keeping the peace, and hopes the new Heroes will carry the will and justice as their predecessors. We get into a conversation how either the script was so bad or he couldn't memorize it that Huckle tore it up and told him to essentially wing it.

Our device then begins to emit a blue glow, which Crowne comments that rumours about individual level teleportation are true. Apparently teleportation equipment is super large and expensive so this technology is groundbreaking and will certainly not go awry at all. They mention the teleportation also won't teleport you if an object already exists in the area and is confined to where the examination is taking place. This hero license exam is open to the public with people acting as heroes and observer transforming them but not offering advice. They will be judged on their actions. Heroes will either play the role of citizens or villains. Our MC is on standby meaning that they get to relax and watch the exam. So with that, Parallel Flight uses the teleportation technology to go to the dining area.

After admiring how amazing the tech is and the interior design. We decide to go get refreshments. And sure enough our terminal goes awry and teleports us away with the rest of the crew being none the wiser.

Pubraseer and the Infinite Radness Part 1: Beam Me Up Thottie -END