#the gnomes are back

[gallaghersgal]

COMING OUT AS THE ANON WHO SENT THIS IN CAUSE OH MY FUCK. THATS SO HOT PLEASE 💃🏼💃🏼🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️

why is lip crossed out i want to talk about his daddy kink cause ik he loves when you’re babbling on his dick begging daddy to please let you cum :((

see, this is exactly why he’s crossed out because thinking about him like this is bad for my health 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 and has also ruined quite a few pairs of my panties, i fear…

“daddy,” you gasp out desperately, bucking your hips upwards and rutting against lip’s own while you stare up at him with dumb, glossy eyes. your delicate hands wraps around his wrists, slimmer fingers squeezing there as his own thick digits flex around the plushness of your waist.

a grin tugs at his lips as he watches you squirm, watches his dick sink all the way in to your messy and equally silky cunt.

you finally finish your sentence with a sloppy hiccup, spluttering out the words pathetically, “i wanna cum!”

“bet ya do, baby.” he grunts back, pulling you against him even more with the grip he has on you, making you squeal because you don’t think he’s ever been this deep before.

deep enough to knock you up even if he tried to pull out…

lip sighs through his nose, and suddenly his hands are moving. they’re hooking under your knees, blunt nails digging into the pudgy flesh of your thigh while you take in a deep breath as he quickly folds you in half on his fat cock and his sloppy but squeal inducing thrusts pick up in speed.

“y’know i’m not stopping you, baby— cum all over daddy’s dick if that’s what you want.”

[thegnomelord]

You're walking alone at night, the streets are well lit and the air cool enough to make you go at a brisk pace. Nobody is out this time of night, not even a lone taxi to break up the quiet.

You're looking at your phone so you don't look where you're going, and bump into somebody. It feels like walking into a tank, the man doesn't even flinch while you almost fall on your ass. His hand grabs you before he can and your eyes naturally follow the firm muscles of his arm before looking at his handsome face.

He's apologetic about being in your way - "that's alright lovie, wasn't looking where I was going." - he says despite you having walked into him. Turns out he's walking in the same direction as you, and he doesn't look like some mugger, so you chat while you walk. He's a charming devil, dark skin looking ombre under the streetlights that turn his brown eyes a polished amber.

You learn a lot about him; his name is Kyle, he's in the military and coming back to the base from a bar, he used to be a gymnast. He even tells you of how he fell out of a helicopter, soft voice turning into a rumbling little laugh to make it lighthearted and you don't notice when you start laughing along. He's just so easy to talk to.

You don't even notice him leading you off the beaten path; some shortcut he knows. Some part of your mind, that dumb dumb animal, bleats deafly in your ear, but it's his smooth voice that bounces around your skull and pulls on your strings to keep you putting one foot in front of the other.

Next morning you wake up back in your bed (how did you even get back home?) and it's not until you go shower that you notice two puncture marks on your neck.

[a-titty-ninja]

「Last Origin - Gnome」

[captainsparklefingers]

Pike and Scanlan's kids (friendly reminder, they do canonically have two kids) must be SO embarrassed by their parents. The constant divorce and remarriage, the various kinds of sex that come with that, the uh. The centaur thing.

And considering their son is fuckin' named WILHAND'ILDAN, I imagine it must take either a lot or very little to embarrass these kids. There's no middle ground.

[kymal]

does kind of make me sad that there is gonna be a small contingent of tlovm only fans who will decide to pick up the campaign one day and go 'wow... scanlan's kind of horrible in this! he lies all the time! manipulates people! freaks out, spirals, and refuses to talk about his feelings! and then blows up at everyone else for it! what the heck!' and i just gotta be like 'yeah... yeah and i love that version'

[simplysparrow14]

Pikelan is probably the most complex CR ship and more people need to realize that instead of branding it as the "haha funny gnomes" ship.

because the entirely of Pikelan revolves around Scanlan, a very charismatic bard who flirts with literally everyone around him but is head-over-heels in love with his cleric friend but is tragically dogshit at expressing it so he resorts to doing crude bits and gags that ultimatly mask who he truly is.

And then you have Pike, a cleric brimming with self-confidence, who absolutely loves Scanlan for who he is, but is constantly getting mixed signals, because on one hand, he's constantly doing crude jokes and flirting with every person he sets his sights on (even so far as going after his unknown daughter) but on another, he tenderly holds her while she's bleeding and he's constantly at her side during battle and even tends to her emaciated brother for her and it's beautiful to watch, but the moment, the moment she brings it up, he reverts back to his crass personality and it just leaves her reeling about who he truly is.

And then we get to Bards Lament, and Scanlan, after tip-toeing around his true emotions for so long, finally snaps and lets everything he's been feeling (all the pain, and self-loathing manifested as anger towards everyone else, because even in his darkest moment, he's still so dogshit at expressing it for what it truly is) and Pike, who's been wrestling with these mixed signals, finally gets his true feelings on what he feels, calling her magic weird, hating that the same magic that has kept him alive and safe for so long brought him back to his sad existence, hating her for doing it. In the end, Scanlan leaves, just as Pike left the first time and the second time. And Pike stays behind, watching as he heads towards somewhere where she cant follow, abandoning the team and her and grog and everything they've built for themselves. She loves him, and him leaving brings her to that point.

The two are split apart, and despite the anger and hurt, the need for connection with each other is so strong. Scanlan reveals that he dident fully leave Taldorei at first, that he was only 20 miles away in another town entirely, listening to Pike's earing conversations. And eventually, when Scanlan is on another continent, he finds a temple of the Everlight (or just simply begins talking to Everlight) and prays, prays for guidance on finding forgiveness for what he said and did. He's deeply in love with pike, and still is, going to her god for answers to his problems, the quickest connection to Pike that he has between one giant ocean and a continent.

And Pike, despite holding a very rightful disdain for what he said to her, keeps him up to date, informs him of her happenings with the people of Whitestone. She should fucking hate his guts and yet the person she wants to speak to at the end of her day is a bard who (for all she knows) threw his earing away and traveled to some far off place, forever gone from Vox Machina, from her. Yet she keeps speaking.

They switch roles, with Scanlan becoming the quiet solitary one seeking forgiveness for his actions and Pike becoming the people oriented one.

When they reunite, it's tense and sad and angry. So many things said in anger and hurt and they don't really know where to step in the case that something, anything might send them back to that angry, angry place. And suddenly their back at the same place they were before, before the fight.

Pike is, again, trying so hard to sift through the mixed signals he's giving because he's being Scanlan again! Charming bard, essential party member, more confident than he's ever been! but now he's standing near the back and holding his hands and apologizing with a soft voice that she hasn't heard in over a year and a half and rebuilding the bridges he's burned and she doesn't know what to think!

And Scanlan is giving an honest effort at trying to fix what he's broken. He's working harder than ever, he's apologizing. He tries very hard to have conversations with people and fixing what he can. But, again, he's Scanlan, who is less dogshit at expressing what he feels, but still pretty dogshit none the less, and now he's a crime boss and still a beloved bard, but he's also surrounded by the friends, some of them he loves so dearly and he's trying, he's trying so hard

Eventually, everything is forgiven and in the end, Pike and Scanlan come to term with themselves and each other. Pike comes to terms with knowing that Scanlan is a complex person, a broken person just trying to figure his way through this world, just as she had done.

in the end, Pike becomes the person Scanlan feels the most free to be around, one where he doesn't have to put on the mask of a performer, where he can just be Scanlan the gnome instead of Scanlan, bard extraordinaire. and Pike comes to terms with knowing that Scanlan is a complex person, a broken person just trying to figure his way through this world, just as she had done before.

and together, they are beautiful reflection of each other.

[artbyfuji]

very dangerous rosebird sketch dump 🤩💥

[dravatti]

A most peculiar troll with a thousand identities for Kyssick

[clouvu]

I love them your honor

[coffeegnomee]

I can't resist. holy shit. I was skimming the kab vod (so... what do I do now???***) because I missed context after my last post and all that and I stumbled on this: (lifesteal spoilers below)

23:00 “‘you betrayed princezam’ I didn't do shit I didn't do nothing. ‘Betrayed princezam’ I didn't do shit you want to see a fucking betrayal of princezam I can fucking betray princezam. If you think that, if you think me killing planet was a betrayal then you have clearly never watched any of my videos. My betrayals are always so much cooler than that. I would never let that be a fucking betrayal. Don't even. Don't even”

Like FUCK man. I'm dying crying laughing. like what do you even do with that. The disconnect. The threat. The thinking it was a chatter pov and not a stream snipe. She has no idea.

Like Zam is way too in his feels to have a confrontation with her about how it 100% was a betrayal in his eyes but I want that conversation SO BAD. Especially after such a direct quote like this.

also she does say in the next stream "hurting zam would be cruel" because he's never hurt her. So like, empty threat for sure. (Unless Zam does something first :eyes: he won't.) And she talks about how it's harder to be evil on lifesteal because she knows the people too well and she feels bad about it. Going back to that duality within her about caring too much about people but also doing evil shit.

also (omg here I go analyzing) the conceptual difference in the definition of "betrayal" between her and *lifesteal* is fascinating.

For Kab evidently a betrayal is only something that you plan and execute: it can never be something impulsive or accidental.

But last season we saw Mapicc (and Clown) say Zam giving Minute the blessing was a betrayal. Zam didn't intend to betray. He was doing it because it made sense for the joker to be so obsessed with Minute to the point of giving him a blessing, and a useless blessing at that.

And yet it was a betrayal. And Zam had to face that. And he accepted it immediately when Mapicc explained how if they are teammates he should have thought of the team first.

But he also didn't understand it at first. Just so interesting.

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

okay but the fact that in episode TWO rick was wearing leather and nipple clamps, getting walked on a leash by a gnome with a boner, and some people argued that he's straight for the next 10 years is hilarious. besties i do not think that was a necessary diversion in incepting mrs. pancakes actually

[thegnomelord]

Shape shifter omegaverse au where the alphas turn into predator animals and the omegas turn int prey animals.

You're a new omega that got assigned to TF141. While you're not the small demure thing the alphas in the unit expected you to be, you're still an omega, and the boys think it'll be easy to dominate you once shift and the pecking order can be established. After all, in their view, what's an omega good for if not to be a stress reliever?

Boy are they wrong.

While yes, you are a prey animal, what exactly are they going to do to a fully adult several thousand pound Hippo?

[playerkingsley]

Chetney: Life can be long. It can be short, but boy, it can really be long sometimes.

[bg3screenshotdump]

𝕬𝖗𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖘 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖘

[laurents-secret-diary]

Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈

I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next

[blujaydoodles]

I never posted this one here but I am once again thinking about how much I love @ragsy 's warforged maggie, so here's a somewhat old doodle of melliwyk hanging out with it 😊