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what if we were crazy in love (you give me lyrium poisoning) but we're taking it slow (exposure therapy, but i can tank it cause i'm a dwarf)
(my rook is a they/them lesbian)
#lace harding#rook#orin thorne#they love lace so so much#they're a grey warden dwarf#and orin would have given her so many forehead kisses if they could#and hand kisses too but alas#the game wont allow it#tis canon in my mind though#new art tag#dragon age#da:v spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#dav spoilers#scout harding#dwarf rook#da
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just to get this out again though
zelda lore is dead to me and i have never hated the sonau (zonai) more than now, shoved literally into everything, all the way into skyward sword, if that is even canon still
i hate this stupid ass book (masterworks 2.0) before its even out, if that is whats on no more than 4 pages (-take it with a grain of salt, just repeating what i have seen- hylia made the stupid magic pebbles and gave them the sonau, they lived since skyward sword at least, possible triforce and skyward sword retcon, totk gan being the literal first gan(?) and rauru being the literal first king of hyrule(???) and also the gerudo having been their own established COUNTRY, thus making raurus goal to take them over too even WORSE together with how ganondorf is meant to be seen, AND it possibly meaning that totks past was actually that far back to the literal beginiing of the timeline even though it looks 1to1 like botw even which SUCKS on more ways than one- (edit: ALSO NONE of botw seemed to lead up to anything like that, totk was supposed to a DLC and it shows and yet they do this with its lore????the fuck are they smokin?? botw was a neat like soft reboot that leads to like, a new kind of zelda without changing the past, then they do THIS literally brute force it back to the literal start?? as if totk couldnt get more seperate from botw) ) what else are they gonna fuck with on the lot of other pages, i cant WAIT to find out!
they can shove their weird sonau obsession elsewhere, didnt think my hatred for totk could get even worse, id have happily locked it away and out of my memory as possible at some point but i guess you cant escape it anywhere bc they are literally everywhere apparently weehooo!
(my franchise now)
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#ganondoodles rants#i will not spend a single cent on anything zelda ever again#they wont scam me out of my money again#i wonder whats gonna be worse#this stupid ass book or the live action movie im sure everyone wants to forget is being worked on#also NONE of all that was in the game EVER#you jsut gonna shove the majority of the stupid lore you based your shitty game on into a book you will release over a year later???#what????#who allowed this#maybe i realyl shouldd make a big ol rant video once this dumbass book is out#so i can audibly yell about it instead of silently#... i hope someone else will make a rant video too ..... i need the validation ... the catharsis or however thats called
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4am and going feral thinking that Dawn probably has these same built biceps too on Silver's card KLAJSLKFSLKDAKHEHEY DAWN,... just one lift of your sleeves,,,, i swear i'll be normal please the nation is starving,,,, 🙏🙏🙏🙏
#he will NOTTT BE NERFED LIKE LIVE2D SILVER... I WONT ALLOW ITJFDSKLJDFKL#the sexiest men in this game are always so COVEred up.... im sobbing this is a struggle💔💔#they gave him the puffiest sleeves in game bcs theyre aware theres ppl like me who'd be insane about it alkjfd#DAWN JUST HEADLOCK ME ONCE-#dawn nightwear ssr and its jsut him shirtless🥰✨ OH WHO SAID THTA-#silver owls come and catch me im desecrating your king</3
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WE'RE SO BACK BABBYYYYYYYYYYY!!
MAKOMO'S ALBUM PART 17 ON MY LAPTOP YEEAAAAA
(Masterlist)
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#It feels right that my first post with fixed-laptop is makomo's album lol#demon slayer#octo’s art#tomioka giyuu#kny#sabito#sabigiyuu#SABIBUN AU#makomo's album#rabito finally got revenge on those pancakes :)#try putting another pancak on his head bet u wont#loaf that one lmao#that & eepy catyuu#him & rabito knocked out (sakonji set the scene w/ alcohol & the glass lol. He knew makomo would appreciate the pic <3)#not even alcohol lol. fuckin non-alcoholic sparkling cider for when makomo visits#so i just learned u can apparently have up to 30 images on a post on desktop yooooo#game changer fr#used to have to balance what makomo's album reference pics would have to be links bc mobile only allows up to 10 pics#& half of those were The Sillies#max will prob be 6 bc anymore is More Work uhgsvf#longer album post = less pics for next album post. gotta balance my reserve of silly pics#can always thanks Umblr for crushing the quality <3
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bought "immortal life" as a gift for myself and I'm immediately obsessed
it's stardew valley style farm sim but xianxia (said by someone who never played stardew or farm sims this is guesswork lol)
anyway it's early access now but it will come out as a full game in Jan 2024! and I guess there is a possibility that the price will go up once it's a full game cuz that happens sometimes so if ur interested now is your chance hah (its on sale rn for 11,19€)
#immortal life#immortal life game#chen yuanzhou#Mu Xia#wei hong#oughhh its so charming i love it#funnily enough every time i play rpg games i pause the plot to go fish or farm whenever I'm allowed but I'm not really into farm sims lol#but this one spoke to me due to obvious reasons hahha#shout out to yumehbby who mentioned this under my yi xian post some time back and its been in my wishlist on steam ever since lol#im holding all of the characters gently all of them are my beloveds#i wont go too indepth over it here cuz A. im just 10 hours in lol B. i will talk more about it in a post I want to make in the future#rec list with other wuxia games and such#anyway as you may have noticed in the drawings my squad is very broke. but especially me hfjkdhgk#why is it my job to pay for the rebuilding 😭😭😢 im just a farmboy shouldn't that be Ji Yaohuas job shes in charge of the finances???#girl i love you but where am i supposed to get 5k spirit shards i just paid 3k ur killing me#is this her punishment for my unwise financial decisions of buying hair bleach for 100 gold pieces?? im sorry pls Ji-shijie......
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Hi hi! I'm new to dol fandom so I would like to ask you, is harper a romasible character or not? I've seen some people said he's not but kinda unsure..... Will be grateful if you enlighten me please!
hiiii!! sad news but harper is not a romanceable character 😔 that doesnt stop me from being insane about him and scrambling for any scraps of harper content though
hope you have fun with dol!!
#ask#anon#degrees of lewdity#ive gotten back into dol recently too#like actually played the damn game lol#impressions:#i know its partially my fault for neglecting robin but damn. the only time i see them now is whwn they crawl into pc’s bed from trauma 😭#whitney is harder to romance than i remember wtf.#wren…………………………#who allowed them to be like that#remy praising my cow pc so much its like. so when are you coming to rail me yourself coward#OH AND#I CANT FUCK BAILEY. HE JUST WONT PULL HIS DICK OUT#jordan better watch out cause baileys the celibate supreme apparently
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i can fix her (writing because she's the main love interest that exists as a reward for the shounen protagonist so the author didn't even bother making her relevant outside of it)
#sasagawa kyouko#inoue orihime#'oh but orihime actually--' no dont let the shipping goggles blind you#post hueco mundo arc she was basically reduced to a prize#the only other character who got it worse was chad#yarra speaks#addendum#rukia also loses relevance after soul society arc#shes not allowed to win important battles without byakuya saving her#so if SHE became the end game wife#it wont be any better because tite kubo cant write romance OR women#chad is eligible as ichigo's love interest because he got even worse treatment than the two main girls
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oh hell yeah time to bring back my subnautica playlist
#AND U CAN PLAY WITH FRIENDS????#i was worried it would be like a season/battle pass thing cause they said they were allowing multiplayer but. apparently that wont be the c#i'm very excited to play with my brother who is scared shitless of the game. he still didnt finish the first one#rené.txt
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not to be nitpicky on day one but i do think it's kind of frustrating to not be able to have greying hair and that so many scar options are like. Designs. instead of a bigger variety of Regular Scars. Or thst there are such limited colour options for tattoos??
#i got the game WAY earlier than expected thanks to lovely friends#still wont be playing properly until i finished poe but i can't resist fucking around in cc <3#which is fun!! but i think considering how highly the cc was praised pre-release i'm allowed to nitpick#it's also a bummer that customisation is limited to parameters within the preset#instead of being able to freely adjust things like idk. eye shape (or even size??) or body proportions#which i kinda get but it does feel a bit weird#(still an upgrade from bg3 though lol) (love the game but the cc is. not great)#the head morph slider is cool tho! reminds me of metahuman#laya plays dav#dav critical#da4 critical#feel free to block that one bc i WILL be complaining#(dw i am still enjoying it! ain't no perfect game in this world though and well. the more invested in a game i am the more nitpicky i am x'
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The thing thats consistently bothered me the most in the fallout show is the racism. I would hesitate to recommend it because of that alone. And there was obvious love that the set and prop designers, actors, costume department, and even maybe the writers put into the show! There are themes and characters in fallout that i'm certain would resonate with fans of color!
It KILLS me that so many of the fallout entries are damn well unplayable/watchable in this regard because the writers simply Don't Care how the people in their work are presented. That this like hugely popular world with a lot of worldbuilding and thought behind it does such wrong to so many people, fans and otherwise, that you cannot find any game in the series that does it right or well. It alienates a lot of people who might've been fans just because the majority white creators and fanbase don't give a shit, and I'm sick of it.
it's not enough to say "in the fallout in my head that racism doesn't happen," you actually have to put some things into PRACTICE. Allow space in your head, your games/show, your fan spaces for people of color! notice and say something when you see racism coming from media, yourself, and others!
#like its not AS bad as other fallout media but isnt that the fucking kicker. that its not AS bad#and in fact the games im thinking of that are most egregious in their racism ARE interplay/obsidians games.#bethesda is NOT free from criticism or racism. just look at the elder scrolls.#all of the fallout games have been terrible to different extents to their black characters#the games are TERRIBLY sinophobic. the great war being pinned on china allows for SO much racism in the writing and in fan spaces#but fallout 2 and new vegas specifically have awful and degrading representations of indigenous people. to the point where i wont play 2.#and now this show treating maximus nearly one to one with how star wars writers AND fans treated finn? its not okay#personal /#fallout show#fallout blogging#racism#antiblackness#colonialism#fallout#if not for this i would have thought that the show was GOOD. surprisingly compelling. anti capitalist messaging. but its just. all the time#and this is coming from a white person! i can only listen and imagine how painful it is to play these games or watch the show#and be the butt of the joke every time!!! or the villain or the fool or the one who dies or the nameless entry.#maximus gets to have Some time in the light as a protagonist but for the beginning half of it he's treated SO awfully by the writers#and the latter half does not do enough to make up for it#EDIT: I JUST FINISHED THE SHOW AND THEY FUCKING MADE IT WORSE....#taking max out and having lucy leave him. for what exactly. why did they have to undermine him and make him look stupid at every opportunit#AND. two of the more major black women being evil capitalists juxtaposed by some white guy who opposes? .........................#like im glad moldaver was there. i guess. but even she is posed as the villain for the good majority of it and kills innocent people#for no reason and. UGH
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#thinking about the game awards#like what game will have a chance to win goty#and im here with myyyyyyy predictionsssssss#astro bot or metaphor refantazio#in a perfect world state eheheheh...id say wukong#but the dorito pope wont allow it#1. if metaphor wins: world peace ending#2. if astro bot wins: geoff and sony are happy ending
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I've had the most amazing time playing BG3 with my friend Shari, we decided we're gonna be the worst band the Faerun has ever known. Yes my characters name was Mob Psycho, and hers Reigen. No comments.
#sadly i can only play on a pirated version since sanctions wont allow me to buy any games lmao#so we're postponing the playthrough until i can get a new build
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brunch was very good except towards the end we got to talking about elden ring bc my friend is a big fromsoft fan & i said “yeah it’s too bad it’s so hard for me, i should give it another chance but i don’t enjoy games that are that hard” (well-trodden ground, we have had this conversation before) and then she started lecturing me about how it’s not that hard, actually, people just say it’s really hard, and if you play it the right way (inscrutable rules known only to people familiar with the franchise) it’s really much easier, you didn’t try hard enough and should try again, it’s not that big a deal you can’t pause, you just need to find a save spot and here’s where they are (useless information to me), etc. and like the thing is that i was already saying that i should give it another chance. but i was also saying that i recognize that im not the intended audience for those types of games and KNEW that when i purchased it but wanted to give it a try because everyone else looked like they were having a lot of fun. im an EXTREMELY casual gamer. i barely play video games at all, let alone difficult ones. you telling me that im wrong for recognizing that something isn’t for me isn’t gonna make me play your game. i know my own mind. and this conversation actually makes me never want to play a video game ever again!
#it’s not that big a deal i know she just wants me to play bc she loves it so much#but like if i tell you it’s hard for me and i didn’t have fun then don’t tell me im wrong for feeling that way#especially since i said i WOULD play again some day!#and then she did some other stuff i didn’t like and got mad at me for saying something about it but i wont get into it#i shouldn’t post this but i’m irritated. whatever im allowed to complain#chatpost#i have to figure out what i’m gonna do with the rest of my day. maybe i should play a video game actually#not elden ring though#also if you come on this post & tell me elden ring isn’t that hard actually i WILL kill you.
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Yo is respawn expecting me to start paying REAL MONEY for the battle pass? Absolutely not. I would glady spend some hours playing the game to progress the battle pass with my tokens I earned in the battle pass. But having me buy it? Nah. Wtf is this fortnite? Valorant? Yuck. Looks like The Finals is my last hope of free battle pass.
#apex legends#it is one of the things i LOATHE about these games#it's never worth it to buy the battlepass unless you can actively earn some sort of game currency that allows you to spend on the battlepas#i simply wont do it#it's why i stopped playing ow and val because oh look i would rather spend my time on something else#The finals please dont become them#The outlast trials introduced a battlepass and so far no real money needed but i swear if it happens#Axed#The Finals#apex
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i dont think the response "absolutely not" is strong enough rejection of mizora's advances
i think wyll should be allowed to, like, projectile vomit. or yell.
#messages from the ouija board#i dont like this! ive ceased playing the game momentarily to sit here being mad at this horrible cambion lady#im just stewing. what kind of things has she said to wyll prior to this. why wont they let me kill her. i want her head on a platter.#i want karlach to have overheard this conversation and be allowed to rip this bitch a new one
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i feel like if youre selling access to videos like tutorials or something the captions on your video should probably at least ATTEMPT to meet the standard quality, accuracy, formatting and availability requirements for tv/film captioning.
#been doing some game dev tutorials on a website and theyre good but#its exceedingly obvious that after like the first lesson they just use some auto-captioning service#evidenced by 'Godot' (the fucking game engine the tutorials are for) being captioned as 'Guido' SEVERAL TIMES PER VIDEO#like im glad you have captions at all but this shit would not be allowed in any other industry that standardizes and regulates captions#ill complain but they wont do anything because its cheaper and faster to make an AI do it#shut up green
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