#the fuckers getting whats coming to him is the point. hintero's getting fucked up and its What he Deserves

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i had the realisation that Muna Shonyul has probably actually met Baron Brasteon of Dovaldun. he’s here second cousin once removed, which while that’d generally get you a blank stare, considering that Muna’s mother and father were themselves second cousins, this whole family it just generally ~aligned~. Plus there’s the fact that Brasteon became a Baron when he was only 18, and was an only child. to me its not unreasonable that he might be closer to his more distant family because he just DOesnt have that large of a family (aside from his paternal family, who are commoners. there are a fair few in there)

so Muna Shonyul probably treated Brasteon akin to an uncle. One that you don’t see that often, but you still mostly enjoy their company. Brasteon was a very different kind of guy to her father and even her mother, an irreverent goof.

It means she also knew immediately when she saw Brandeon Wardis that he was Brasteon’s son. sure she was only 9 at the time, but she got it. she was 5 when Kiani was born, and 6 for Pazeon. she remembered all that. she knows what her parents look like. She knows that a dark haired dark eyed man and his brown haired blue eyed wife, a red haired red eyed baby makes No sense. And shit, she knows who Brasteon is! She knows that’s exactly what he looks like. She might have even known before Hintero did, depending on the sequence of events directly after Elion had the baby.

It would be pretty fucked up if Muna recognised the baby’s parentage and reported it to her father. Perhaps out a naive confusion (”Why does Mum’s son look like uncle Brasteon?” sort of thing) rather than a malicious intent, but its entirely possible she did that. Muna probably wasn’t aware that Brasteon and Elion had been an item prior to Elion being married to Hintero, so she doesn’t know the history - she’s just reporting what she sees.

though! this does all raise an interesting point. Is Brandeon Wardis a genuine Shonyul if he is descended from a Shonyul? Brasteons’ great grandfather was the Duke of Shonyul (thats the shonyul Hintero and Muna Emaldo are related through as well, again, they’re All second cousins). His grandfather was the one kid in that gen who couldnt get a title off his parents, so married the Baroness of Dovaldun, and so it goes. Naturally Brandeon should be considered a Dovaldun, but a Shonyul? Are the Dovalduns considered Shonyuls, at the very least where their lines merge? (With Brasteon’s death in ~392, the Barony had to go up through the aforementioned Baroness and to her great grand niblings or whatever, so those Dovaldun’s dont mean shit.) surely if Brasteon were considered a Shonyul, he would not have been unceremoniously murdered. That isn’t supposed to happen in a family, especially one where Brasteon was quite present. Then again Muna Shonyul is basically set to kill her own dad so maybe the shonyuls are just like, Fucks.

It’s possible that the main reason Hintero ‘legitimised’ Brandeon (Brandeon was legally his son but socially it was more a ‘i never said he wasnt my son’ thing. legalisation vs decriminalisation or WHATEVER, its close-ish to that). Because even though he is fucking furious about the whole thing, and ends up killing this man who might as well have been a brother, he can’t bring himself to completely destroy his son. its.... maybe a step far. yea he’s gonna treat the boy like shit and all but claim him to be a bastard publicly (after all, in private, the kid was known until like 408 as ‘Warzen’, lit. Bastard. He DID have the nickname ‘tami’ from the Skardels tho), but he won’t kill the boy. ESPECIALLY when te boy says he is a boy and he goes ‘well shit i have a straight niece (cousin once removed but shush) who has an awkward position in succession, now that you’re a guy you’re useful! lets give you a name and get you married’. god Hintero sucks. like he didn’t kill a kid but he saddled the kid with a lot of shit.

its great! its a lot of fun! and i suppose it makes it easier for him to mentally accept that kid as his own when he does share dna with the kid, SORT OF (second cousins once removed, Mother Fuckers, its the absolute Nightmare)

for what its worth, while we’re remembering that Hintero and Brandeon are actually related in a directly traceable way (but not the like dad-son one, oof), even with that connection Brandeon and Stelia were not related. legally they were second cousins (god end me) but they dont have Shit by way of ~the blood~. its great. what a delight.

listen everyones relationships? confusing. weird. nonsense. and hintero’s just an asshole generally, even if you are like a brother to him. fuck if you ARE a brother to him. we don’t talk about the Usals enough but BOY OWDY what the fuck is up with the Usals, huh? whats the story. not only the question of why they dont see to be that prominent despite Baron Daren of Usal literally being Hintero’s brother, but why the Barony of Usal (presumably attached to the Duchy of Shonyul) was only split off in the 380s, rather than 340s for the benefit of the Duke of Shonyul’s third kid, who ended up being the Dovaldun connection. its wild. shit, that third kid, that Lord Shonyul who was Brasteon’s granddad? only died a year after Brasteon did, 320-393.shits wild.

basically Hintero is a huge asshole, barely acknowledges his younger brother and his entire family (probably for the bests, the Usals specifically aren’t Shonyul supporters, and the Birtons who married in are.... democratically inclined, on occasion), killed his second cousin, tormented his second cousin’s kid who was the only son of his second wife and a bastard in that, and just, hooooooo

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alternatively koshi is a hufflepuff alongside Rien, which probably bothers her for quite a while. not being with rien specifically, though she’s not a huge fan. but being a hufflepuff. it doesn’t make sense!! why isn’t she a gryffindor? or a slytherin, as her classmates shyly suggest. shyly, because with the bad reputation of the house preceding it, koshi takes great offence to the suggestion of being a slytherin.

also when i said mudblood, i meant muggle born. i forgot what the fuck shit was called. so rien and saval are supposedly both muggleborn. rien is actually ‘just’ a half blood, though this isn’t known until someone points out an uncanny resemblance to some wizard guy somewhere. maybe even at some event, idk for shit.

yengchu and koshi definitely play quidditch. yengchu becomes captain of the gryffindor team in her later years. koshi is one of the most ruthless players for the hufflepuff team and at least one of its victories throughout her time on the team can be directly attributed to her not being afraid to get down and dirty. whether they ever win the quidditch cup off of that is.. unclear (ill be real, i did research, and Man hufflepuff never even got the final once in those 8 years? jesus). she’d give it a solid go, though.

i dont know if saval or rien would want in. tamjol DEFINITELY doesnt. he doesn’t want in at all. he supports his friends though! sitting in the wrong bleacher with bright scarfs yelling and cheering. lovely boy. assuming they arent playing, rien is doing the same. saval would be a lot more subtle about it but she is at Every Single game without fail.

uhhhhhh what else.... hmmmmmmm. i dont know enough about shit to say anything else, i dont think. if amali is a hufflepuff, dalen is.... probably a slytherin, actually. or a gryffindor. tamjol’s father, aka Dick Assholeson, is definitely a person who exists in the broader world. probably as just like.... a huge asshole. huge pure blood asshole. definitely a slytherin. whether all his kids w/ his first wife as also slytherins is unclear, but its probably the case. most of them are ok, tho. tamjol is definitely known to be a half blood but his father keeps it EXTREMELY secret as to the fact he’s remotely connected to the family. So when people see Tamjol present with the whole Shonyul family on 1 3/4, for starters Hintero isn’t even there, its Elion and like. a butler or smth. And when someone asks hey, who’s the kid, Elion says it’s the kids of a ‘friend of hers’ who wasn’t able to come himself. Tamjol shrugs and gets on the train. He doesn’t sit with the Shonyul’s after they get on, anyway. being a ravenclaw is not the worst house he couldve gotten into given his family situation, but it’s not slytherin, so it’s a bit :| I don’t think Elion was a slytherin, though as a pureblood she may well have been.

rien’s dad is... around? not sure what he’s doing. he’s probably not a teacher or a quidditch star, though. he’s prooobably a slytherin, given his being a noble in CSFY, but he could be a ravenclaw, idk for shit. ill shade slytherin for him. clearly not a, uh, blood purist, considering who the kids mum is. he probably has other kids in later year levels at hogwarts, though, who are probably pure blooded? statistically, right. either slyths or ravenclaws. they dont share thaaaatt much of a resemblance to rien initially, but there is a lil something uncanny. like sometimes you’ll catch them in the same bleachers for a quidditch match and they’ll turn to react to something you haven’t seen and you’ll get a look at their faces all at once and go Wow.... Rien sure does look like they fit. This isn’t the case for Tamjol since he takes after his dad (who was probably a half blood or muggleborn)

actually Elion and Brasteon were probably in the same house, which would therefore not be slytherin. so we’ll chuck em both in ravenclaw.

and actually now i think about it.... larusion wouldn’t be a pureblood. not just because we got Too Fucking Many of these bastards, but because their grandmother (Lani Koshidan) was, in CSFY, a regular person given a title. ergo, she was probably a muggleborn. So when lani’s daughter marries Dravulean, their child is not a pureblood. They are still heavily associated with that pureblood heritage though.

uhh yengchu is probably a half giant? purely because i cant think/find a half- creature which fits the csfy elves properly. its either half giant or part veela. veela would be funny for the fact that yengchu is a lesbian and her charms work on everyone except the people she would actually want to do out with. for comedy alone, we’ll say she’s part veela.

as far as ‘counterpart to possession’ goes, im not honestly sure how to handle the fact that Koshi sort of has that lurking around. my gut instinct is that she’s a werewolf, and that this is something acquired during her time at hogwarts rather than while she was young (ala lupin). that would almost certainly get her expelled though, like just flat out given the boot. plus like, How would that even happen? what was happening in there. was this at school? if it was at hogwarts itself, then she has a chance of being allowed to stay as a sort of... repayment for allowing it to happen to her by failing to keep her safe from it. which is pretty much the only way she’d be let back in. but then you gotta ask how the fuck an asshole werewolf managed to get onto school grounds during the full moon and how koshi ended up getting infected as a result. and also only koshi. like. What happened there. what the fuck. wh. unless there’s been a chain of werewolf infection going along, like someone got bit outside of school year and then at the start of the new year, full moon, goes nuts, Koshi is taking a quick walk to clear her head because she’s a feisty mother fucker, and bam. victim number 3. id baaaasically buy that. the other kids getting fucking expelled but due to Koshi being a sympathetic victim, she’s allowed to stay. right? none of her friends are animagi tho, so she’s sort of fresh out on that front. not unless tamjol decided to do so for his own reasons, to soooort of parallel to the ghost thing? im not against the idea i just dont know why he’d do it. like that’s not really his thing. his thing is divination and stuff. nothing to really do with transfig.

it really is the best parallel though, since it doesnt basically the exact same thing her pact does, just with more physical changing and less clarity. plus god can you fucking imagine if a student gets infected with lycanthropy AT school? fuck. that shit’d be wild. theres no way they’d get away with that. theres no way that noone else finds out that Koshi is a werewolf. like, yea, teachers WOULD be the first people to respond to hearing absolutely fucking bloodcurdling screams from a courtyard, but the idea that absolutely no other student would end up seeing anything? that no other Smart Kid will notice that they brought silver to the sick room? that noone has seen the attacker and that coincidentally one of their classmates isn’t around? that none of that classmates friends were aware at all about it? fuuuck no. someone knows. someone will spill the beans. itd only be able to stay quiet for so long. someone will find out about it. if they dont, rumours will still spread. Koshi’s a werewolf, fuckers would jeer.

theres no way. its too big a thing in universe that i dont really think it works. cause if she’s bitten outside of school then there’s reaaaalllly not a way for her to get back in, i dont think. like i dont think they’d want her back at school. and while in csfy koshi did drop out of school, this isnt... really the same thing at alllllll? so idk. having her be an animagus was almost fit, but not really? its rough. something definitely happens during her later years, though.

who else... Teyavion! yeaaa she exists. slytherin for her, pureblooded as fuck my dudes. if any slytherin was associated with death eaters, itd be Teyavion. defo not a quiddith player. her unnamed (?) boyfriend is likely also a slytherin. anyone else? PAIYATL! MY MAN! he’s a teacher. probably not DADA, but he’s somewhere. he is definitely teaching at school. he wouldve been a gryffindor. Payima, his eldest, is... a ravenclaw, i think! and then idk about the other two... possibly gryffindors? yea. ooh, ooh, larnani! uh....... hmmmm. gryffindor, probably! :D

so uhh tl;dr Rien is a half-blood Hufflepuff who thinks they’re a muggleborn, Tamjol is a half-blood Ravenclaw whose ‘father’ is likely a prominent magical figure of Some kind (auror, maybe?), Yengchu is a part-Veela Gryffindor who is the captain of the Quidditch team later in school (probs chaser?), Koshi is a half-blood Hufflepuff, possible werewolf, and likely beater in the hufflepuff quiddith team, and Saval is a muggleborn Slytherin. Amali is a Hufflepuff and Dalen is a Slytherin (of unknown blood status, amali possibly being pure or at least of a well respected half house), Larusion is a half blood Ravenclaw with their dad being like, a minister or Something. probably not the minister, but he’s up there. he is definitely involved.