#the fact that y’all are happily attacking and harassing us is really messed up

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The video I just watched from LA… holy fucking shit. Like what is fucking wrong with y’all. And I’m being serious- what is wrong with you guys. And you ass hats wonder why we are fucking terrified. To all my Jews out there- stay safe and please take care of yourself.

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Warblers Headcanons because I’m gay

I know this is an incorrect quotes account but I’m gay and so is Blaine. Also I love the Warblers. Anyway-

-Blaine has known Nick and Jeff since he was three, meeting at a park at little Nick’s birthday party that was happening. He was interesting by the balloons and celebrating and managed to waddle away from his nanny who desperately ran after him. Jeff was another uninvited toddler that the boys met when they went on the little swings. Something just clicked in their weird little curious and outgoing 3-year-old minds and they became fast friends, much to the fear of the three families

-When Blaine got attacked at Sadie Hawkins, Nick and Jeff were furious and demanded the Andersons to transfer him to Dalton. They sat by his side when he was in a coma for two weeks and went to all his physical therapy sessions, subtly bringing Dalton Academy up to him as well. Blaine eventually agreed, and the Andersons were hesitant at the cost and the fact that their gay son would be surrounded by boys, but agreed nonetheless. When Nick and Jeff begged their own parents to let them go, it hardly took five minutes for the Duvals to agree just to shut him up (because God that boy will not shut up if he really wants something) but it took the Sterlings a day or so

-It was actually Trent who got the three of them to join, even though Blaine was quiet and Nick and Jeff were giving looks to everyone that said “touch him, I dare you, I fucking dare you”

-The boy, bless his soul, somehow knew that the three boys just needed to calm down and feel accepted, and what better way to do that than the Warblers?

-Also he was Nick’s roommate and decided “this boy can sing” after hearing him in the shower but that’s unrelated

-He didn’t plant drugs on him though he’s not Will Schuster

-Anyway: Y’all know the Warbler council is Thad, Wes, and David, right? Well, like most fanfics have, Wes is the stressed mom friend™. David, however, is the weird dad-type that’s like a child but also a protective parent. Thad is kinda a dumb bitch but he also knows all the tricks to get the Warblers to behave, more like the big brother/dad type 

-Everyone believes the Warblers are all sweet and polite, always behaving and super smart

-Hahaha, no

-These boys are a fucking mess

-They’re all children

-Wes cries on multiple occasions just thinking about going in and directing them, but he loves them very much

-He jokingly started calling them baby birds and so now they call him mama bird, and David is Big Bird, while Thad is just bird bitch 

-Jon Cozart apparently auditioned for Glee so in my mind he’s a Warbler named Chase Campbell because fuck you that’s why

-I might make a list of all the Warblers later because I named all of them and I love them a lot and also I’m a whore for the Warblers

-They all love bringing up the fact that Thad once got a -14 on an assignment in middle school (based on the fact that one of my friends actually got this grade but the teacher felt so bad for her that he just didn’t count it as a grade for her at all)

-They’re also really competitive? Like them playing Uno... sis better run

-One time they broke a chandelier 

-Wes has to constantly tell teachers they don’t need an adult, that he has them all perfectly handled. The teachers all believe him because, like everyone else, the boys act all sweet and innocent as if nothing happens 

-One time the Warbler council bought child leashes for the most troublesome Warblers

-Nick and Jeff are two of those Warblers

-They all talk about Pavarotti as if he’s a human child 

-One time Wes was asked why he’s so good with kids and he accidentally said “well I have eleven sons” and then went “I mean, friends. I’m the leader of my show choir group and they’re morons”

-Wes acts like he hates them but if they even fall down the stairs he goes full mother hen mode but just for the small injuries like a paper cut or something

-It’s funny cause he doesn’t bat an eye if one of them screaming in pain. He’s just like “suck it up bitch we have rehearsal”

-That poor Warbler needed a hospital

-All of them are really close friends

-Everyone kinds jokes that the Warblers are all polyamory and in one big relationship since they can be touchy feely with each other or jokingly say flirtatious things

-None of them confirm or deny this

-There is a spray bottle jokingly labelled “holy water” that the council uses when couples are being too romantic, whether they’re gay couples in Dalton walls or straight couples during weekend hangouts or something 

-One time Trent stole it from David, unscrewed it, and poured the whole thing on Nick and Jeff

-The thing about these morons is that if you mess with one of them, you mess with all of them. If the gay Warblers are harassed for being gay, then all the other ones get pissed and gang up on the one who harassed them, using protective words and such. Luckily, Dalton is all about tolerance so there’s no harassment, but it’s when they’re at Sectionals or whatever and exploring the city, and they hear it that they get protective 

-They’re pure chaos, but around newbies they are calmer, tamer, sweeter. They want to make sure the newbie (usually called baby birds) feels loved, supported, and wanted because at Dalton, you never know why the boy’s there. Could be bad family, could be abandonment, or anything of the sort. So when Kurt was at Dalton for the few months, they weren’t as chaotic as they usually were, they only start being chaotic around newbies when he feels comfortable around them, initiating jokes himself. Kurt, despite how loved he felt in the Warblers, knew they weren’t for him and so they were never that chaotic around him

-They also had a mini funeral for Pavarotti, who obviously is affectionately nicknamed Pav and is remembered for Warbler history, all named after musicians 

-Speaking of, Pav’s story didn’t end with the one in the show, and it didn’t start there either. It’s been a tradition since the start of the Dalton Academy Warblers

-They all also like to refer to themselves as other bird names, and the rest of the school lovingly calls them “bird boys” so they take the title happily, loving it

-It’s more of a joke than anything, but they figure if they make fun of the “Warblers” name then if others do, it won’t hurt them

-“Ready to start, parakeets?” 

-“Okay, canaries, Regionals is soon, we need to practice!”

-“Alright robins, lets get this show on the road!” 

-“We can’t slack off! We’re the Dalton Academy Blue Jays!”

-“Hello Sectionals? This is the Hummingbirds calling to say WE FOUND OUR OPENING SONG!” 

-“Dalton Academy Swallows are very proud of their abilities.”

-“Owls are gonna win!”

-They have a group chat that changes names very often, but it’s always on mute because these boys never shut the fuck up oh my god

-They’re all walking memes I swear to god

-Most of them quote vines a lot and obviously the funny TikToks (like the ones from now, obviously because we’e gonna pretend it existed then)

-One time one of them said they’ve never seen any Marvel movies and four more threatened to leave the group then and there

-I have so many more but like this post is getting long and it’s only season 2 Warblers not even season 3 and up oh boy