#the copypasta is my gf's magnum opus

[chillres-blog]

@rubywilled @laslow

attention all xanders: your retainers are in great danger and they need your help to wipe out the hoshidan forces, but to do this they need a couple of elixirs and a heart seal! to help them, all they need is your credit card number, the three wacky digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. but you gotta be quick, so laslow and peri can secure the epic victory royal!