#the FUNNIEST thing is no matter how i type this post the irony will not leave

[onewingedsparrow]

Hey all this is my new bLorbo whom I take very seriously Reblog if you appreciate him on your dash

[7soulstars]

hello beautiful! can i request an over protective bucky x small & short reader please? *feel free to delete if you don't like the concept*

Hey darling! No concept is a bad concept okay? I love this ! I hope you like this! So lets go!

Bucky Barnes with a Smaller and Shorter S/O

- James Buchanan ‘Bucky’ Barnes was a buff man with a good height of 5″11′ a.k.a he was waaay taller and bigger than you.

- If there is one thing this man remembers vividly after getting his memories back was him practically taking care of pre serum Steve. 

- So when he sees you for the first time, que: I will protect you with every inch of my body even if I do not know you and you can’t stop me mode.

- You reminded him of a smol stuffie gosh he thought it was adorable🥺🥺

- Just because you were smaller doesn’t mean you don’t have him wrapped around your finger.

- He follows you everywhere. Like a baby duckling and Sam teased him over the irony of it all.

- Bucky is a brooder and every time he brooded he would hover behind you.

- “Y/N there is a very grumpy bear behind you”, Nat would say choking a giggle.

- You lift your head and give your boyfriend a smile, hug him and he forgets all his worries.

- A lots of forehead and top of your head kisses.

- He likes burying his head into your hair whenever you all are watching television and your sitting in front of him or on his lap.

-His broad figure always engulfs you up completely when he hugs you from the behind or from the front again creating an inside joke among the others.

- “Where is Y/N ?” “As always, she’s inside Bucky”

-”OH MY GOD GUYS SHUT UP! Bucky you’re amazing sweetie”

- Will never miss a chance of lifting you over his shoulders when you need to reach something.

-”Loki will you help me reach-” “NO ! *pushes Loki and sprints towards you* IT’S MY JOB”

- The funniest was when there was a big mission and Steve had said Avengers Assemble and the villian was shocked when you attacked him because ‘he didn’t see you before because Bucky was standing in front of you’

- “BUCK THIS ISN’T FUNNY YOU COVERED ME AGAIN !”

- “Sorry doll *wheeze* I was protecting you....”

- He glares at everyone threateningly with a knife if they make fun fun of you.

- He also glares at everyone threateningly with a knife if they show an interest in how cute you are because you are his.

- You once wore his shirt and you looked so cute and pretty that now he’ll pretend to forget his clothes at your place on purpose.

-  Bucky is a touch repulsed individual with everyone except you, Sam and Steve.

- He is very touch starved for you. Infact, when you first started dating he would almost even follow you to the bathroom and you would have to stop him.

- He is almost always the big spoon but on the days his nightmares haunt him you switch places.

- No matter how different your body type was he had made sure to make it clear that he will never stop loving you, his little doll

Done! I really hope you like it! I’m sorry if it’s not that accurate! I’m a 5″7′ tall and thick person so I’m the complete opposite of the reader so I did a lot of guess work😅. Please like, reblog and comment on my post if you like it to support me! Please do not plagarize my work I really work hard on it! Requests are always open !🥰🥰

~Love, Hri

[garregmachmatchups]

regular matchup!

hi mod iva !! congrats on the new blog !

i’d like a regular matchup if you don’t mind

i’m a bi trans guy with a preference for boys. i’m 5'0 tall and just wanna be held against a big strong chest y'know…….

some personality junk: i get flustered really easily and often get made fun of for my inability to function around attractive people. my mbti type is intp! my exterior kinda lends to really blunt, intimidating person but i care really deeply about people and am an emotional little weenie when it comes to things/people i love. my love language is acts of service and i’ll bend over backwards to help somebody with anything! i recently went on meds for my mental health issues so i think my funny, carefree nature is finally poking through the depression and paranoia.

one time my entire class started freaking out over me talking to them and complimenting them….. they thought i hated them and were shocked that i didn’t at all :‘3..

interests: i am jus a liddol punk boy.. thas all.. i cannot change this. but really i genuinely am super passionate about rock music and punk subculture! i’m also super into horror everything, whether it’s visual art, movies, music, etc. my main hobby is art, i usually do portraits filled with lots of symbolism and macabre elements. i’m going into education as a career bc i care a ton about students and want to improve the system…

more specific loves of mine are flowers, fishies, and dogs!

i also.. prefer to eat bland food… i cannot handle spice or intense flavor :'3

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UUH I FEEL BAD THAT THIS IS SO LONG.. thank u very much and good luck with the blog 🙇

Hi! Thank you so much for your request!!!❤️I’m really sorry this matchup took so long to get to, but hopefully, you’ll like it (btw you are so talented like wtf??? I was shaken to the core) Anyhow, your match is...

Caspar Von Bergliez!!!

Let me get this out of the way first, I know Caspar isn’t much of a hunk pre-time skip, but POST-time skip, now those are muscles my dude, but I digress. Caspar is a very easygoing guy, albeit hotheaded. No matter how awkward or strange a person may be, Caspar won’t hesitate to approach them. If there’s someone who wouldn’t be daunted by your intimidating mien, it’d be Caspar. Just like Caspar, you care a lot about people. While you express this through sentimentality, Caspar shows it through his sense of justice and love of fighting (the irony). By virtue of the importance he places on justice, it’s only natural that he’d want a partner with the same set of values, such as yourself. That being said, considering how reckless and headstrong he can be while “executing justice”, he also needs someone who won’t egg him on but instead calm him down or make him reconsider his actions before going through with them. So overall your shared feelings of sympathy for people, as well as his rashness and your rationale combines would make for a good balance between the two of you. In addition to what I’ve just mentioned, because of how eager Caspar is to step in and help people, whether that’d be by defending someone, or helping someone with their chores, as seen in various of his supports, I'd argue his love language is also acts of service. Caspar mainly focuses on defending the innocent and enjoying life, so he’d definitely encourage you to be carefree and funny, and would probably unintentionally be an enabler of sorts at times, his more laid-back lifestyle eventually rubbing off on you. It’s difficult to say whether Caspar seldom feels depressed or not, but what is apparent is that he encourages people to live their best life and stay true to themselves, in your case, to fight and free yourself from your depression. As we all know, Caspar is the second son in his family, so as he himself puts it he has to carve his own path, thus he’d probably be very very supportive of your desire to improve the education system, whether that’d be by granting better access to different opportunities, or equipping students with the skills needed to succeed in life.

Headcannons:

If you were to get flustered around Caspar because of his looks, well you’re in luck, he’ll probably never figure it out, he’s denser than a rock :D (yay?).

It’s probably for the best that you be as blunt as possible with Caspar, in regards to, like, everything, especially when you’re trying to flirt or something of the sort, if not, it’s gonna be a hella awkward and mortifying experience (I'm cringing just thinking about it).

Perfect height for you tbh, pre-time skip he’s kinda short, but taller than you, and post-time skip he is taller and much more muscular. 

Also, be careful what you wish for. As much fun as it is to spend your days held against a big strong chest, he might get overly enthusiastic and crush you in a hug with his muscles, just mentioning this as a precaution.

In all seriousness, he might not initiate any type of physical affection on his own, but once you do, he’ll very gladly reciprocate it.

It’d probably be a bit jarring when Caspar first approaches you, like you’re used to people being a bit wary of you, but Caspar would probably immediately ask you if you want to spar with him and afterwards asking you if you want to have lunch with him or something like that.

Caspar may not be the most clever, but he is definitely one of the most heartfelt people out there. Once he knows how much you struggle with you’re mental health he’ll be the most supportive boyfriend you could ask for. You might need to clarify some stuff for him, but he’ll always try his best to help you. And when you start showing your funny and carefree side, Caspar will be the find your jokes the funniest and your joyfulness the brightest.

In another life, Caspar would also probably be a little punk boy (and a metal fan as well, he’s definitely the type to enjoy screamo lol)

A lot of people might be put off by horror stuff, but Caspar would probably just find it intriguing. He’d probably not understand the nuances behind it, but if it makes you happy, he’d support you to the best of his abilities. 

He is ecstatic that you want to improve the education system, and he is always so proud to tell others about your career (maybe a bit too much lol).

Caspar likes animals as well, together you’d take on the responsibility of caring for all of the stray cats and dogs in the monastery. You are also notorious for adopting animals. Like who needs children when you’ve already got a big family of your own amirite?

You two are always willing to go the extra mile for each other in whatever situation, and you never miss the chance to help each other out. Whether you two declare your love for each other often or not, it’s when you are willing to do anything for one another that you realize how in love you guys are.

Other matches: Ferdinand von Aiger, Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd

Hope you enjoyed the matchup! If you feel like you weren’t portrayed correctly/I misinterpreted your information let me know and I’ll make the corrections!

[life-of-lizbet]

celebrity spotting!!!!

Hey y'all!! I've got an exciting mid-afternoon update for y'all. I usually don't post until the end of the day so I can write about everything that happened, but this is too exciting to wait. So you're gonna get two posts outta me today. Woohoo! My mom said that Jimmy Fallon was spotted in the grocery store today! (The one that my mom and dad work at, not the other one in town.) I just asked her who saw him- if she herself spotted him, or if he came in during the morning and someone else working there saw him. Exciting stuff!! He wasn't able to come to Wolfeboro two years ago because he had a whole debacle where he managed to slice his finger with his wedding band open right before the big weekend (aka Independence Day weekend). Seriously. Here's a link where he explains what happened: https://www.google.com/amp/ew.com/article/2015/07/14/jimmy-fallon-finger-injury-tonight-show/amp/ It must have been either three or four years ago when he came in the store when I was working and I caught a glimpse of him. Just a glimpse. I was working on the first cash register, the one closest to the entrance/exit. (When you're working on the register, you're facing the entrance/exit, just for a reference.) Jimmy Fallon had just checked out and was wheeling, at a rather fast pace, his cart out the door. I literally just managed a glimpse of the dude. Oh, well. The irony of all of this (okay, not really irony, but idk what else to call it) is that four years ago today (July 1, 2013- I had just finished my junior year of high school), I posted a status on Facebook stating "Saw Ann Romney the other day at work and couldn't care less... But today Jimmy Fallon came in and I didn't see him." I kid you not. I'll post the screenshot of my status in this evenings post. (Unrelated, but hilarious nonetheless- I had posted another status that morning stating that my car battery died when I was volunteering that morning at the humane society. I managed to have my wonderful grandmother who lives next door pick me up and bring me home. I honestly can't remember who drove me to work, but I digress.) Anywho, back to the celebrity sightings. Honestly, this is what makes Wolfeboro so unique. One year my friend claims she bagged for Drew Barrymore, only she was under disguise. The guy who played the president in Ferris Beuler's Day Off is often spotted in the store, mostly by my mom. (She loves pointing out when he comes in- I couldn't tell ya why.) Last year Mitt Romney came into the store all the time. You could just tell when he was up for the week. Because I worked a lot of 6am shifts last summer, I would see him a couple of times a week. I always thought it was hilarious when I saw him as I was putting up freight at 7:30 in the morning- "Good morning!" "How are you this morning?" "Doing well, how about yourself?" "I'm well, thank you." (The conversations always went a little something like that- I never treated him like a celebrity, but always like a regular 'ole customer.) Many times he would come in around 7/8am, sometimes with one of his grandsons, and then he'd be back in the late morning, anywhere between 9-11am. Then he'd sometimes come through my line when I was on cash register. I swear his wife would just send him in to get crap they needed/forgot/what have you. He was a nice enough dude just in and around the store. So I've seen him more times than I can even recall. Anywho, Jimmy Fallon is up in good 'ole Wolfeboro, New Hampshire for the long weekend because his wife's family has a place on Lake Winnipesaukee. (So does Mitt- his place is a freakin' mansion on the lake with tennis courts. No kidding.) I can only assume that Mitt is also up for the weekend with his family. They will most likely be spotted in the store/getting ice cream downtown at Bailey's Bubble, or anywhere else in and around town, for that matter. I'll have to ask my dad if he's seen Mitt Romney yet this weekend. Two years ago, when Jimmy Fallon had his finger issue, presidential candidates were throwing their names into the hat for president of the United States. Rubio and Christie, among others, had already thrown their names in the hat and they had been campaigning. For whatever reason, presidential candidates have had a thing with Wolfeboro's Independence Day parade. I kid you not. So in 2015, Romney invited Christie and Rubio to spend the long weekend at his "summer camp" (remember when I told you it was a mansion? Yeah, it ain't no summer "camp") as they marched in the parade. That year one of my moms Facebook friends bet her $10 or something that she couldn't get a photo with Romney, Christie (or was it Rubio?) and Fallon. Lo and behold, we find out after the fact that Fallon couldn't make it because of his finger. My mom never ran into Romney because anytime he came into the store, it was well before she was scheduled to work. He'd come in at 7, 7:30 in the morning, and she wouldn't be scheduled to work until 11, 1, or even 3 in the afternoon. Go figure. However, she was able to snatch a photo with both Rubio and Christie in the parade. I took both of those photos and they're just the funniest things, ever. (I'll try to post those in my evening post, as well.) So, for the past 6 years (I honestly can't believe it's been for 6 years...) I've marched in the Independence Day parade with the Cate Park Band, the community band I'm a part of during the summer months. (I'm going through moderate withdrawal so far this summer... only three more weeks and I'll be home and back in the band.) Anyone and everyone who is in the parade lines up with their respective float/marching group/whatnot down some residential streets to North Main Street. Because the band is always the third thing in the parade, more or less, behind the veterans holding flags, and one of the veteran groups (the Navy?), we have to stand out of the way when we line up that morning for the parade. It becomes a one-way street- if people have to drop off people/stuff for the parade, they drop off what they need to, then they drive through and exit. So we stand on someone's side lawn. Oh well. Anyways, in 2015, all of us in the band are milling about, talking with one another, tuning our instruments, whatnot. Suddenly, this giant, and I mean GIANT black Suburban with all of its windows tinted, and NJ plates drives through. The band director said "Hm, I wonder who that could be?" oh so sarcastically. Of course it was the one and only Chris Christie. (Or, at least, whoever his driver is had dropped him off to march in the parade.) Somehow this post evolved from "Oh hey! Jimmy Fallon was spotted in Wolfeboro today!" to "let me tell you everything about Wolfeboro's celebrities from the past four years." While typing this, I've received a VERY pissed off text from my friend who is working at the store the whole summer with my mom, stating that she's also not happy she missed Jimmy Fallon. At least I'm not the only one who's mildly upset about this situation. She might see him because she's working the whole weekend, so we'll see who the biggest loser actually is come middle of next week. One last thing- apparently Jimmy Fallon has a mustache now, according to his Tonight Show Facebook page. So strange.