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urproblematicfav-arsonk · 2 months

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There was this news story I saw like, fucking years ago when I was probably 13 or so, about this guy who had an irl MONSTER COCK. Like, his dick was so fucking big that he couldn't get hard because it required too much blood flow and his body literally couldn't do it without possibly killing him. He ended up getting fired from his food service jobs because his dick bulge was too powerful and people were grossed out by it. Idk whatever happened to him (I think he ended up getting surgery??) but I remember reading that he did somehow have a good sex life with his girlfriend. They'd just fuck with him soft, and it was fine.

Anyway, I'm gonna use this obscure half-remembered fact for evil fanfic purposes

#thats right in my topangel sequel fic Al's gonna ride soft spick #i think i was looking this up at 13 because of that misha niptuck ep #i wanted to know if it was real and u could get a reduction surgery like that #i think you can??? idk i don't actually remember or care rn #maybe the greeks were right about size and blood flow #anyway #story time #fic ideas #idk what to tag this as

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