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I wonder if humans and demons in Obey Me! might have different taste receptors and experience taste slightly differently. Not for all things, but for really random stuff, like how some people irl enjoy cilantro and others think it tastes like soap.
Lucifer trying to pridefully power through the dinner MC made for him and failing because he's already gone through five drinks trying to mask its taste, and MC is getting suspicious.
"What is this incredibly sour vegetable? I've never tasted anything so... acrid."
"You mean the sweet potato? Are you saying this sweet potato is what's making your lips pucker?"
"There's absolutely nothing sweet about this potato."
#I think it'd be really sad if things they enjoyed in the celestial realm tasted different once they became demons#WOAH yall are fast! I went to proofread this and maybe change “sharp” to something else (acrid?) but y'all already reblogged it. thank you!#I should sit on my posts and think about them before slamming the post button jgsdjkhg very glad to see it's enjoyed though - many thanks!#its been 4 hours since posting#im gonna do it im gonna change sharp to acrid. please enjoy two versions of this post existing#obey me#obey me!#obey me headcanon#obey me scenarios#obey me ideas#omswd#obey me lucifer#obey me shall we date#om lucifer#obey me hcs#obey me hc
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katsuki is a clingy man.
though he'll never admit it, you see it in the way that the moment he comes home, his body seeks your touch, and he looks for you wherever you are, and once he finds your, his hands are immediately on you — whether it be you're in the kitchen and he sneaks up on you and wraps his arms around your waist, or it be that you're laying in bed and he wordlessly climbs in with you, cuddling you and snuggling his face into the crook of your neck.
no matter how many times he does all of these things, he'll never admit that he seeks your touch and presence.
but you've caught on to the signs that surround him whenever he craves your presence — like the way he sulks a little more when you're too busy with work, or the way his bottom lip slightly juts out when you wave him off with a ‘maybe later, kats.’ when he asks you for something and you're busy, or the constant huffing and puffing when you're on your phone and completely ignoring his presence. ( it's not completely, you're literally laying in his lap, he's just dramatic )
and above all, it's in the way when he comes home after a long day of patrolling, his shoulders are snagged and he's rubbing at his neck, frustrated and tired and that's when you know he's in dire need of your comfort.
so, you usher him over from where you're sitting on the couch, beckoning him with a pat on your lap, and he wastes no time making his way over to you as he drops to his knees and lays his head in your lap and you begin to stroke his hair as you whisper sweet nothings to him, and that's when all the worries and stress of his day fades away.
“long day?” you asks softly as he buries his face in your thighs.
“yeah.” he mumbles.
katsuki bakugo is a clingy man, but only for you
#i tried y'all#my hero academia#mha#mha headcanons#bnha#bnha headcanons#mha x reader#bnha x reader#mha bakugou#bakugo katsuki#katsuki bakugo#bakugo katsuki x reader#bakugo katsuki x you
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Swotty's DH headcanon no.4:
The Malfoy line has a couple of differing curses.
1. Being able to produce only one son in a lifetime (because of something that happened hundreds of years ago) to prevent any bastards. Draco having a kid with Hermione somehow broke that because his blood disowned him for procreating with someone of Muggle decent—this one was placed by a scorned Malfoy wife.
2. The kids having the signature Malfoy hair and eyes as to know if the wives have bedded another man—done by some Malfoy patriarch along the beginning of the branch.
#dramione#dramione fanart#draco malfoy#hermione granger#my art#swotty's dh headcanons#y'all can imagine the SHOCK from Draco's parents when he told them he was gonna be having a second kid#Lucius couldn't and wouldn't believe it#until the baby popped out looking like the usual Malfoy#double shocker when the kid turned out to be a girl#gave him a right heart attack#while Narcissa just cries for joy in the background
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baji keisuke and jealousy!
✿²˖ ࣪ ➣ includes : hyperbolic possessiveness. not to spoil it, but he says he'll kill somebody lol u know how he is lollll but if u don't wanna read that, pls skip this!
note : i'll get back to scheduled haikyuu programming soon i just love baji bad!!!
"who is that?" baji keisuke asks, referring to the instagram notification at the top of your screen. your boyfriend is propped against the headboard of his bed, you sat between his legs, his knees bent, with the back of your head to his chest. he liked watching you go on your phone, kissing your temples while one of his arms rests on your stomach, fingers tapping to the beat of the song stuck in his head. "oh, i don't know, just some guy i guess" you shrug slightly, because it truly was just some guy. you had tons of people in your dms it's not like you knew all their names. "well he's textin' my girl way too much" he reaches around your arm to click on the notification. the dude had replied five times to one story you had posted of your face, talking about how gorgeous you were and how he wanted you bad. mf even replied with #needthat 😭 you couldn't see your boyfriend's face, but you could tell he was getting angrier by every message, holding you tighter and scoffing. you turn your head slightly, looking up at him to see an incredulous smile on his face, his tongue poking the inside of his cheek. lord he looked good when he was mad. "bajiii c'mon it's fine, i'll just block him" you say calmly as you turn around to face him, sitting on your knees with your arms out to his face, thumb stroking his cheek. "get him to drop his fucking address n i'll beat him up" he shakes his head. he knows you're pretty. how could he not? but he hated how bold some dudes could be about how bad they wanted you. didn't they know you were taken?
the truth is a lot of them didn't. baji likes his privacy, so you don't really post him a lot, despite having so many pictures of the two of you together. if you did post his face, he'd probably tell you to take it down anyways. "come here pretty girl," he says with a small pout on his lips. you climb onto his lap eagerly, straddling him as he wraps his arms around you. "you're all mine," he whispers into your ear, "never forget that" you nod in agreement and plant a soft kiss on his lips. "could never forget, baji," you say, lips still brushing against his, "you're my number one guy promise" you smile sweetly before taking out your phone.
"better not be texting him back" he tsks with a raised eyebrow, jaw clenching. you giggle and open your phone, swiping into instagram's camera. when he realized what you were doing, he dropped his head to rest it on your shoulder with a loud groan. he always gets so shy on camera. "babeee you don't have to hide, i'll cover your face," you tease while your fingers rake through his black hair, "never underestimate my photography skills" a smile you can't see tugs at his lips, and he sighs as he lifts his head. "one picture" he demands and assumes his frequent position embracing you tightly with his arms and you locate one of yours on his shoulder, hand coming up to continue playing with his hair. you hum and extend your free arm out to the side, phone in hand, the angle focusing on your face. the lighting was dark, only lit with a lamp on his bedside table, but his hold on you was clear, same with your place on his lap. he kisses your cheek, muttering something about taking the fucking picture and you oblige. his face is mostly hidden besides part of his jaw and his ear, but his distinct hair gave him away.
you grin proudly at the photo, quickly picking a song to post over it. you turn your phone to show your boyfriend the story which causes him to blush. you looked so good. and you were all his . he gives you a long kiss, and then presses one on your temple like he always does. he lingers by your cheek before mumbling something in your ear that makes your face hot. "i promise i'll kill anyone who tries anything with you, my love"
ᵎᵎᵎ ִֶ ࣪ ⊹ ֶָ ، 𓂅 the song you posted him to, the same one stuck in his head: DHL by frank ocean
#me after making the reader sit on another sexy man's lap my bad y'all its just the most comforting position for me#[ drabbles ]#[ tokyo revengers ]#baji keisuke#baji x reader#baji x you#baji headcanons#baji imagines#baji x y/n#baji keisuke scenarios#baji keisuke x reader#baji keisuke fluff#tokyo revengers baji#tokyo revengers headcanons#tr x reader#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers fluff#tokyo rev#tokyo rev x reader#tokyo rev headcanons#baji tokyo revengers#baji keisuke x you#baji keisuke imagines#baji keisuke x y/n#tokyo rev x you#tokyo revengers x you
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house has low empathy autism and wilson has high empathy autism and that's where the majority of their differences come from. neither can imagine why the other thinks the way they do and both think their reasoning is superior to the others
#don't mind me just casually dropping my house headcanons out into the open for y'all to see#house md#hate crimes md#greg house#james wilson#hilson#house x wilson#mosses random thoughts
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Do you understand how much Dazai dancing means to me
#it's a skill!! learned!! practised!! it doesn't have any meaningful use!! he's moving!! having fun!! enjoying himself!!!#dazai knowing how to dance is a dear concept/headcanon to me and the last episode fed me GOOD it altered my brain chemistry#i haven't been the same since#the first one is my favourite btw#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd dazai#bsd dazai osamu#nawy's art#in theory i referenced some waltz painting and illustrations but i don't know what i'm doing so if his form isn't good don't look at me#he's having fun#drawing dancing is so hard y'all
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Pervy Boyfriend!Kazutora Headcanons
♡ NSFW, fem reader, dry humping, panty stealing and sniffing, masturbation, oral->fem receiving, oral fixated!Tora, Tora has a vibrating tongue piercing, biting, neck kissing and licking, hickeys, overstimulation, hair pulling, cum eating ♡
note: Idk a lot, but I do know this man is a freak 😮💨
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🐯 You can tell when he's horny because he'll hug you from behind and press his bulge against your ass
🐯 Lives for neck kisses, run your fingers through his hair while you kiss his tattoo and he'll melt in your hands
🐯 Loves to kiss and lick your neck too, leaves hickeys and bite marks all over you
🐯 Once licked your neck for so long that it left a mark
🐯 Steals your panties when you aren't around, he'll go in the laundry basket and grab the ones you just took off while you're in the shower
🐯 Damn near cums in his pants when he sniffs them
🐯 Uses your stolen underwear to jerk off while he's at work, he'll send you pics of them stained with his cum
🐯 Comes home early just to eat you out, he'd stay between your legs all day if he could
🐯 He has a vibrating tongue piercing and he loves to press it against your clit, he just thinks you look so cute squirming underneath him
🐯 Grinds himself against the bed while he eats you out, he doesn't care if he's hard, his first priority is making you cream on his tongue
🐯 Ends up overstimulating you because he's greedy asf, if you aren't cumming at least five times from his tongue alone then he doesn't feel accomplished
🐯 Stops in the middle of eating you out just to tell you how good you taste
🐯 Moans when you lightly pull on his hair and will tell you to pull harder
🐯 Leaves sloppy kisses on your thighs and pussy
🐯 Eats you out after he fucks and creampies you, he loves the way your juices taste mixed with his cum
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#tokyo revengers headcanons#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo revengers x reader#kazutora smut#kazutora x reader#ngl I had to put my phone down and step away for a second while writing this 😭😮💨#my man my man my man#pushing my pervy!Tora agenda lol#I want this man so bad y'all don't understand fr 😫#somebody take my phone away cuz I'm doing too much frfr#I'm so sick and tired of not having this man in my life#I need him in my life and in my bed RN
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"all ingredients must be measured properly and according to the recipe" Barbatos
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"yea lemme eyeball this" / "no measuring tools? no problem" MC
WHO WILL WIN?
#SHOUT OUT TO MY ASIAN MCs Y'ALL KNOW WHAT'S UP#obey me#obey me swd#obey me shall we date#shrimpy rambling#obey me oc#obey me mc#obey me nightbringer#obey me headcanons#obey me barbatos
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My man my man my mannnnnnnnnnn
#I NEED HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH Y'ALL DON'T GET IT#enhypen smut#enhypen#enhypen hard headcanons#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen hard hours#jay smut#jay enhypen smut
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I think Ingrid is gay but I do not think she figured that out until well into adulthood. rip to her and to every woman who ever wondered where they went wrong with her :/
#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#ingrid brandl galatea#obligatory this is my personal headcanon you can have other headcanons I don't care please don't argue with me on my silly post thanks#not @ any mutuals I think y'all are cool and wouldn't do that#this headcanon brought to you mostly by dorothea using a really good line on someone who was Not going to react well to it#and by her supports with mercedes which. both times I've gotten their B support I've had various lesbian friends spectate like WHAT THE FUC#sweetheart you will get there.#I believe in you
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hehehehehhooo,, decided to draw some hermits as the mystery skulls animated gang!! why? uhhh mostly just 'cause.
special thanks to the ibaaf server for helping me pick the roles! gem is vivi,, false is arthur,, pearl is lewis,, and etho is mystery!!
better pic of pearl under the cut, where you can how lazy i am,,ms ksmsksjs
#my art#hermitcraft#mystery skulls animated#falsesymmetry#geminitay#ethoslab#pearlescentmoon#falsesymmetry fanart#geminitay fanart#ethoslab fanart#pearlecentmoon fanart#this wasn't supposed to have this much effort put into it. and then it took five hours.#chose etho's role first cuz i really like the kitsune etho headcanon#(yes his collar has a maple leaf on it)#and the lil deadbeats are a bunch of lil tillys!!#we also gave roles to some of the other characters. bdubs is shiromori and cub is reverb/???/possession guy#sorry guys; you're antagonists now 😔#actually i don't think cub would mind this#also i refuse to think any harder about what bdubs being shiromori means. they're both plants okay.#it was either this or joel#or that one sock monster guy from season six#joe and cleo are duet and chloe respectively. joe as duet fits. cleo as chloe does not but also no one else really fits chloe anyway so idc#no more wanting an undead boyfriend.... THEY are the undead boyfriend now.#i think we had uncle lance as iskall??? still not too sure#they both have beards tho. that's something#oh!! also rendog is galaham bc i said so.#anyway. please watch msa it's so so good.#(or watch hermitcraft if you haven't already. a new season started a while back it's the perfect time to join)#not sure if i'll draw more of this;; this is less an au and more just me being silly#but i hope y'all like it regardless!!
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My Smiling friends human designs!! (I had NO clue what to do with glep so.. he stays that way)
#smiling friends#my desings#the smiling friends#alan red#charlie dompler#pim pimling#glep#I also added some silly headcanons or whateva#not to be biased or anything but my alan design is the best me thinks..#he's genuinely so fun to draw ive been drawing him for days#smiling friends pim#smiling friends charlie#smiling friends alan#im just adding as many tags as I can think of#I kinda just really hope y'all like my alan design... peak gender fr..
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From Not a Simple Observe-and-Report, in which Mac is caught in an explosion during a 'simple' observe-and-report mission with Riley.
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Everyone was there when Mac woke from surgery, even though it was the middle of the night. Riley and Bozer were sleeping in chairs against the far wall, leaning against each other and sharing Jack's Cowboys snuggie. Matty was working on her tablet in the corner, and Jack was sitting beside Mac's bed in a recliner so that his leg cast could be propped up while he kept his vigil. His leg had been swelling because of all the activity and standing he'd done at the bomb site.
Mac shifted with a slight moan, which drew Jack's attention away from the Jack Reacher novel in his hands. It wasn't the first time that Mac had done this, but Jack thought he might actually be waking up when his eyelids fluttered. He set his book aside and gently squeezed Mac's hand.
"Hey, hoss. You awake?"
Mac's head rolled toward the sound of Jack's voice, and his eyes finally cracked open.
"There you are." Jack smiled, using his free hand to smooth Mac's hair away from his face. "You in any pain?""Hmmm," Mac murmured as his eyes swept around the room, taking in the familiar sights and sounds of the hospital.
This week’s word/theme is BOOK. It's Banned Book Week! Please share any work that includes the word book or names a specific book.
How to Participate: All fandoms and fanworks are welcome. Please use the tag #fanworkrewind and reblog with a link to your published fanwork. If it’s fic, include a snippet with the word or phrase of the week or your favorite part of the story.
Fanworks can be posted at any time during the week. You can also post fanworks for multiple fandoms.
#fanworkrewind#macgyver 2016#injured mac#worried jack#worried team improv#Jack reads Jack Reacher and loves it#that's my headcanon y'all
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Why we wanna transition to Mad Scientist (or, revulsion and queerness in horror)
(Hi, @ash-eats-film! This is the thing I mentioned!)
Horror has a few baseline emotions it tries to inflict on the audience. This has been written about for decades, most famously by Stephen King, but the baseline elements most writers agree on are as follows.
Dread: Anxiety over what is about to happen
Terror: The fear of what is occurring right this second
Revulsion: Being forced to interact directly with what's happening right now
Black comedy: Being tricked into laughing at either the terror or the revulsion
Horror: The trauma response to what just happened
A great example of this can be seen in The Evil Dead II (YT link that doesn't include the full context, but does have the, uh, money shot). There's the dread of realizing there's something in the root cellar; the terror of when the Deadite pops up in the trapdoor; the combined revulsion and black comedy of Ash jumping on the Deadite's skull/the door, popping out its eyeball which shoots into Bobby Joe's mouth, and then the horror of what just went down rolling over Ash and his current companions.
Often, revulsion and black comedy go hand in hand. That's because they're tension relievers. The revolting thing becomes ridiculous, and you laugh at how ridiculous it is. This lets you settle down in the midst of the gore and death, just slightly, just enough to get through it... so the horror can fully set in for you, too, once it's over.
You also, often, question your own stability if you laugh in the middle of a gross-out horror scene: "Am I sick? Is there something wrong with me for laughing at X?" This is even worse if the villain starts laughing--now you're questioning whether you're IDing with the monster. Are you okay? Is something wrong with you?
Revulsion is often framed as the slutty member of the good, proper, morally-upright brigade of horror. We have a name for folks who seek out gross-out horror--they're gore-hounds, a term that is virtually always pejorative when applied to other people. We call certain types of horror "torture porn" or "gore porn", as though it is inherently sleazy and sexual to rely on this specific emotional reaction. (Note that we don't have "black comedy-porn", or "dread hounds", even though a dread hound sounds really fucking cool.)
Not to go off on a huge tangent, but I think the issue with media that overly relies on revulsion is that it's unbalanced, not that it's bad. A movie that's nothing but dread never has any emotional payoff. A movie that's nothing but terror never lets the audience relax back into their seats and, paradoxically, will become boring (imagine two hours of jumpscares).
So forth and so on: all aspects of horror rely on each other to survive. That includes scenes that make you go "Awww, sick" while nervously cackling.
Here's the thing: in previous generations, revulsion was similarly understood to be an essential part of horror, but what led to a revolted reaction was very different.
Lovecraft (boo this man! BOOOOO) understood the power of revulsion, which was the source of a lot of his strangest and most vivid descriptions. It was also the source of some of his most bigoted ideas working into his stories. The undercurrent of "non-WASPs are evil because they are repulsive" is as pervasive in his work as "the universe is incomprehensibly vast". You kind of can't get around that.
But there's another thing Lovecraft did to generate revulsion. He wrote a number of stories where an unhealthy focus on corpses, graveyards, graverobbing, and the like is, indirectly or directly, associated with sexual perversion.
How many, you may ask? Off the top of my head, there's "The Loved Dead", "In the Vault", "The Disinterment", "Pickman's Model", The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, "The Hound" and "Herbert West: Re-Animator". All of these tales share certain themes, which don't repeat beat-for-beat in each tale but do overlap:
Male character becomes obsessed with dead bodies--whether that's stealing them, having sex with them, desecrating them, or resurrecting them.
He is comfortable around death and the dead to a degree that is unusual, sometimes explicitly stating that he prefers the smells/sights of death to those of life.
Terms like "fiendish", "hellish", "abnormal" and "perverse" are used to describe him; his gaze towards dead bodies or to experiments may be framed as "leering" or "speculative".
He is frequently a twink; often described as being frail, if not noticeably beautiful; he may recall being mocked for being "bookish" or "weak" as a child.
He is superficially charming in a way that gets him by in polite society, but not long-term nor in-depth.
He often ensnares an otherwise "normal" man to share his obsessions, effectively recruiting him as an assistant... until the "normal" guy realizes he's about to go on the chopping block (or, in at least one story, already was on the chopping block).
Their crimes involve a lot of sneaking around late at night, locked doors, whispering so they don't get caught (or they'll be killed), secretiveness, glee at getting away with it, and frequently, sharing the same living space.
The Unrepentant Evil Dude is often killed at the end of his tale in a way that implies vigilante/mob justice is at hand.
The other may be allowed to live if he's very sorry and frames the whole story as being the fault of the other guy, or he may die too while affirming his horrible demise as just, even if it terrifies him.
(One could make an argument that Wilbur Whateley fits into some of these tropes. It's me I'm one)
If this all sounds very gay, Lovecraft probably would have agreed. He had as dim a view of homosexuality as he did on most other things that were Outside The Norm. In other words, we were supposed to see Richard Upton Pickman with his ghouls and think, "Ah, yes, this is a metaphor for queerness", only we were supposed to be revolted by that revelation.
This same attempt at revulsion can be easily read into Victor Frankenstein, and probably more Mad Scientists than I can name offhand (but feel free to in reblogs). Frankenstein's "crimes against nature" were connected to dead bodies as well, and likewise involved a lot of sneaking around, locked doors, and worry about what would happen were he caught with this naked man-thing he's keeping in his dorm. His crime, as with his parody character Herbert West, is creating life outside the bounds of heterosexual cisgender sex. This was meant to revolt readers' sensibilities as much as the whole cutting-up-corpses-and-stitching-them-back-together thing would.
This is why, if we're being honest, "Re-Animator" and "Bride of Re-Animator" are not necessarily gay… they're homophobic. This might be controversial, but stick with me.
I feel like Gordon and Yuzna were tapping into that old-fashioned Revulsion Handbook, including from the source material, which thematically linked Herbert West with queerness. (I'm using "queer" a lot here, but I would personally include trans-friendly readings under that rubric; I'm using "queer" in the analytical sense and not solely in the identity sense.) This means that, ironically, a lot of what we could point to as queer subtext is actually homophobic text.
This is reinforced by the novelization of the first film, written by a homophobe who got Trumpist brainworms later in life. He wanted to make West repulsive to the reader, and therefore, he tried to make West more gay. And IT WORKED.
To be clear, I'm not accusing anybody, other than the novelist, of being a homophobe. There's a difference between possessing internalized bigoted beliefs which express themselves in writing, versus utilizing tropes originating in bigotry because That's What's Done Around Here. (I can understand why others might not perceive a meaningful difference.) Like the Cuzco lizards, this queerness-as-villainy is definitely a stupid thing ported in from the source material.
I do think that this is why everybody but Our Queen Barbara Crampton seems embarrassed or nonplussed by all the transfags pestering them about fellatio tapes. It's because they don't get why this thing appeals so much to us. It shouldn't. If anything, they should be canceled for having yet another queer-coded villain, along with a number of other plot choices of questionable taste (I'm looking at you, The Head Scene, and I don't like what I see).
Only, uh, it didn't work out that way long-term, did it?
I thank Cronenberg and venereal horror for this, in part. Brutally queer despite not being explicitly gay, venereal horror is what happens when the characters should be revolted, but aren't.
This kind of thing is horrifying for crossing the line twice: first by being disgusting, then by having characters respond as though it is exciting, or sexually stimulating, or if nothing else, normal. They are perverse. They leer at the dead and the subjects of their experiments. And the disgusting monsters at the center of these narratives are celebrated. Their twisted sexualities are explored with the same brave frankness other filmmakers give to milquetoast cishet missionary nonsense. Their political views are given life and air, and usually, they're right. Their deaths, if they come at all, are framed as tragedies brought on by society's sick rejection of the flesh their brave experimentation.
Cronenberg's the dude who unironically thinks that Shivers (trigger warning for literally everything) has a happy ending. My man David's got subscriptions where others have issues.
Venereal horror has given us a new metaframework for looking at the repulsive, the monstrous, and the problematic and responding to it… differently.
Now here's another thing: Lovecraft likewise provided a structure for embracing the grotesque and the queer.
Pickman, the Decadent artist, paints photorealistic, enormous portraits of ghouls. Literal flesh-eaters. He is fascinated by them, comfortable with them. "Model" heavily implies that Pickman is a ghoul changeling--switched at birth with a human child. This leans into Lovecraft's ideas about heritability being a major source of horror, of course, and seems run of the mill until you get to The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.
In there, Pickman appears again, but this time as a ghoul. He has cast off his human social shackles and joined the beings he loves, beings who understand him and support him. Kadath is notable in that the ghouls are actually... like... reliable, loyal, and morally good? Carter's opinion pretty much is, "They do eat human corpses and they smell awful, but they're all very nice and want to help me on my quest, so maybe they're not so bad (if not as good as the cat army)".
This feels like Lovecraft acknowledging that his entire approach of linking queerness, death, and revulsion is fundamentally flawed. Once you become familiar with the repulsive, it becomes not-really-that-repulsive-at-all. You can find beauty in it, and amusement, and love. Pickman embracing his ghoulish nature isn't all that different from Seth Brundle's overall lack of revulsion at his body's transformation. And it's not that different from what a lot of transmasculine folks go through, either.
It's not that transmascs, trans men, and/or transfags don't see what West does as crimes against nature. It's that we're all very fucking tired of being accused of crimes against nature. We're tired of not being able to look at socmed without finding accusations that we're disgusting perverts who sneak around behind closed doors to corrupt innocent, promising people to be our lackeys and partners in crime.
Hell, I refer to my wife as "my partner in crime" not because it's a cute way of acknowledging how well and how much we work together both in life and creativity. It's also because we could have been arrested for our relationship when we got together.
We were illegal.
There was a lot of sneaking around and whispering and trying not to get caught and "what if they call the cops on us if we're clocked". Can I tell my friends about this? Will they reject me or rat me out? Where am I safe? Nowhere. Best to lock the door and then check it again to be sure. Best to be very quiet.
Best to act like a graverobber trying to get their grisly wares back home before good, decent, Christian folk see them.
So when I hear "Blasphemy? Before what God?!", I read it as (whether he's ace or aro, gay or achillean, trans man or transmasc or genderfucked) a queer slogan of defiance, instead of a defense of graverobbing, corpse desecration, and non-consensual resurrection.
We're told we and our bodies are repulsive, so being told that Herbert is also repulsive makes him more relatable. Instead of wondering what the hell's wrong with him for shooting up reagent, we all theorize that it's actually T or has similar effects--because we're all told that T is a toxin that will horribly change and disfigure our bodies. He dresses in a three-piece suit for school, and instead of reading him as a stiff and overly-formal little freak, we assume he's layering up because he hasn't found a hoodie he likes yet.
He cackles at his horrific creations, and instead of saying "What a fucking freak (anguished)", we say "What a fucking freak (affectionate)" and laugh along with him. Who among us hasn't taken apart our Barbies and tried to combine their parts with the Kens? What is a doll, or a human, but a collection of parts to be rearranged? Haven't we also been told we're freaks for rearranging our own parts?
We've already been told by society at large that we are Herbert West. We're just embracing it, in the proud tradition of venereal horror fans who are not revolted when they ought to be, and I think that's delightful.
#fandom meta#reanimator#re animator 1985#bride of reanimator 1991#bride of re animator#herbert west#headcanon#transmasculine#body horror#venereal horror#cronenbergian#writing trope#i live for analysis#lovecraft#this has been rattling around in my head for ages and probably isn't going to cover everything or be correct but here we all are anyway#hope y'all like it
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Since Leslie isn't the Flash and has a real job too, the batkids are probably decently trained in first aid to help her and Alfred out.
Jason likely has the ugliest stitch technique ever, but gets the job done. Cass has an uncanny ability to set broken bones without any x-ray. Stephanie is a pro at finding something that can substitute for pain meds. Damian will knock anyone on their ass if they don't cooperate (so that they don't bleed out or aggravate injuries). Tim is pretty good at deciding if something requires immediate medical attention or if they can hack it until Leslie is free (man's read and re-read Grey's anatomy while recovering from splenectomy). Dick offers his sticks as splints and is great at impromptu bindings and bandages. Duke can foresee future complications and react accordingly. Babs remembers all the acronyms and can get anyone's breathing under control. Bruce is the best stand-in doctor they have (enough said).
#I think I got everyone whew#batfamily headcanons#the batkids following in the illustrious footsteps of their med drop out dad#batman#dc comics#dick grayson#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#damian wayne#timothy drake#duke thomas#jason todd#barbara gordon#batkids#batfam headcanons#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#leslie thompkins#my beloved#carrying the batfamily on her fucking back y'all
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Yandere Vil Schoenheit Headcanons
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TW: Kidnapping, Stalking, Posioning
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I think if anyone got literally any of the overblot boys as their yandere they'd be pretty fucked.
Mostly because the overblot boys hold a lot of power and have tons of magic.
Vil, specifically, however is one of the few who won't ever use his magic on you.
No instead he'll just use potions on you (:
When you two first met, it wasn't exactly love first sight, more like first word.
Cause when he saw you, he wasn't impressed.
'This is the prefect everyone's been so obsessed over? Really?'
He honestly thought that you'd be more impressive, more magnificent and elegant if you will.
His first impression of you however immediately changed when you had begun barking orders at fellow freshman in an attempt to defeat him.
Never once has he seen a freshman, one as weak you, calling the shots amongst the student body.
Something must be different with you. And he had to figure out what.
From then onward he recruits Rook to spy on you and learn what your day-to-day patterns are like.
In the process Rook also listens in and learns all your secrets. All of which he reports to Vil.
The Vil learns about you the more he falls in love with you.
He obsesses over every single detail of you, from little moles in unseen places to the formation of stress wrinkles crowding over your forehead.
Every minute detail that he can find, he wants pepper with kisses and tell you just how weak in the knees you make him.
A part if him feels silly for getting weak for someone as mediocre as you, but the other half of him wants to steal you away and lock you in his bedroom so you never have to be troubled by those horrible boys you call "Friends".
In fact...that's a fantastic idea! Why hasn't he thought of this before? That way he can watch you up close.
No longer will he need Rook to do all his stalking, not when you're already here and so close.
When he kidnaps you he does it under the guise of you try a new tea blend he was given. But, unfortunately for you, the tea just so happens to be spiked.
"Oh no! I'm so sorry dear, I didn't think one of my own fans would try to spike my tea! Here let me help you get to the infirmary~"
He's an actor so he's very good at being melodramatic.
Instead of waking up in the infirmary, you wake up his bedroom, with your arms chained to the bed posts and dressed in expensive satin pajamas.
When Vil comes into the room and notices your struggling, he chides you for bruising you beautiful skin.
He doesn't release you from the chains, but he does his best to keep you comfortable.
"Only the best for you, darling. You shouldn't worry yourself with such needless things. What you should be thinking of is me, and only me. Understand?"
If you ever try to escape, don't.
I'm warning you, if Vil catches you trying to escape it'll be worse than just staying chained to his bed all day.
It's even more terrible if you've been getting "closer" with him recently, because now he knows that he shouldn't trust you fully. Ever.
If he catches you, he'll no longer allow you to be comfortable.
Instead of that nice comfortable bed, you sleep in a dog cage in the corner of his room.
And the days have started to blur together now, he started poisoning your food to make sure you don't do anything.
Most days your too tired to anything, let alone fight back or come up with escape plans.
If he has to start treating you like a baby he doesn't mind, he likes making you depend entirely on him.
"You know you did this to yourself, right? Trying to escape was a foolish endeavor and you must face the consequences of your actions..aw, you're crying darling. Don't cry, it'll give you wrinkles. Don't worry my love, this hurts me more than it hurts you. Now drink this."
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#Y'all remember my yan Epel headcanons? Yeah I think this was supposed to go with it but I forgot to post it.#Whoops#Bruh why am I so forgetful#yandere twst#yandere twisted wonderland#yandere scenarios#yandere x reader#yandere#Twst Vil#vil shoenheit#yandere vil schoenheit#yandere vil x reader#Twst x reader#twst headcanons#twisted wonderland#disney's twisted wonderland#interactions are appreciated#tw kidnapping#tw stalking#tw poison
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