#that would be so sad! what would sinners do without the infernal coffee shops??

[rubberduckydemonking]

“Semantics~” the fallen angel dismissed the argument with a swift sweeping motion of his hand, “Man, Devil, Fallen Angel…I don’t really care what you call me - I just don’t like having to raise my voice to be heard,”

“Oh-ho, I regret plenty of things…but you don’t want to discuss that, Adam, you just want to roar at me and tear down the city - so please, don’t let me get in your way.” A soft huff of breath escaped his lips as he watched the anger grow and grow before his eyes; this was a ticking time bomb that was hurtling swiftly towards detonation. Lucifer was attempting to buy himself a little time to decide the least apocalyptic course of action.

Suddenly, with a particularly strong swat of Adam’s arm, Lucifer went flying from his shoulder. Well…shit. The king watched as Adam tore straight through one of the buildings. There was a moment or two where the king was in complete free-fall before he transformed into a mighty white, red and gold dragon — he reared up, lodging his claws into Adam and ascending into the air.

“You’re going to have to be more specific than that — do you hate all women who spread their legs for me? or just specifically the ones that were married to you? because one of those is long ol’ list of people to hate” Honestly, Lucifer couldn’t help it, the man was so easy to taunt. Part of him hoped that, maybe, if he riled up the man enough he would get it out of his system and they could just fucking talk. The devil carried Adam off, moving them so that they were lingering over a large, sprawling, structure of dark brimstone walls. The infernal palace. “Perhaps more interestingly~ now that I’m single, what if a man were to spread his legs for me? would you hate them too? or is that just a given?”

@rubberduckydemonking

Adam met Lucifer's gaze with a look of utter hatred. Once, long ago, maybe they were friends once. Civil.....friendly. But no more. Thousands of years in Heaven. Thousands of years of having that fucking lying BITCH rub it in his face how she chose that little cocksucker and turned around to fucking poison his wife....

Only to make THEMSELVES the victims....

All those years of rotting completely alone in Heaven. with nobody there for him, had twisted Adam into something utterly disgusting. And now, a sinner in Hell, he wasn't the arrogant angel he had been in Heaven.

Instead, he was angry, ready for a fight. He wasn't going to let Lucifer get him this time, no way.

At the king's words, Adam burst out laughing. It was a noise full of maliciousness and cruelty.

" Are you FUCKING kidding me?! What creation?! All you've ever done is fucking ROT everything because you couldn't just FUCK OFF and leave well enough alone! "

Adam motioned to the cesspit around them.

" If this is your idea of creation than I should have upped the Exterminations earlier. There's no fucking way any of THIS shit is somehow beautiful!"

Easy huh.....Adam's eyes glowed as he snarled. He was still massive, almost hulk-like. Horns like Lillith jutting from his head as he bared his fangs at the king of Hell and the lord of pride.

He looked so much like Lillith, yet the rage in him.....

" I'll never fucking bow to you, Lu. You or that bitch of an ex-wife of mine."