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noirandchocolate · 9 months ago

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I'm a simple woman. When I play Age of Calamity and have to fight Kohga I run circles around him and utterly fail to use the Sheikah Slate prompts because I want to watch him do his cool magic moves and also so he can be on my screen for longer. I'll let 'im hit me with a big spiky ball before I go ahead and smash down that weakness gauge, for sure.

And I swear, I swear...I'm not giggling while I do it.

I'm a simple woman. When I play Age of Calamity and have to fight Sooga I dance around him and kinda let him beat me up a little so he can be on my screen for longer.

I just like watching how he moves and what his techniques look like.

I swear I'm not giggling while I do it.

#kidk says stuff #legend of zelda #age of calamity #yiga clan #'hi master! hi! yeah enjoy a banana and then kick my ass! i'd like to see it! hi! master kohga hi!!'#then sooga shows up also and i'm definitely not like 'eeheehee! yeah let's get fighty banana boys!'#anyway i like playing the story missions while i'm a correct level for them instead of being over-leveled #the fights last longer and i can chill and like for example purposely trigger sooga's unseeing eye moves to see how they look #and the fights really are so dang fun #it's great fighting guys who have completely unique movesets to watch and counter #instead of just more of the same 'it's one of about six different enemies but now it's elemental'#i have so many apples i don't care if kohga knocks me flat repeatedly. he's earned it.#that weirdo astor is in his house and the following day bokoblins started manifesting in there physically.#if he wants to beat up whatever character i'm playing as stress relief he's allowed

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