#that way the justice league pta can be even more upset

[phantomskeep]

Crack Treated Seriously is my jAM

Just... legit 200k word fic of nothing but Danny tricking Pariah into thinking humans need giant death-rays these days. It’s for chicken pox - the only way to really keep chicken pox away is a giant death-ray machine made out of half a dishwasher, four oreos, and a rusty spork. Danny absolutely gaslights Pariah into thinking phones are evil and if anyone dead touches electronics they get trapped in them forever (Just look at Technus. Not healthy at all.) which is how Danny’s able to keep up with the outside world.

You want some angst though? On the flip side the Justice League thinks they completely killed this kid. Danny Fenton is dead and it’s their fault. They allowed a fifteen year-old kid to sacrifice himself for the sake of the world and it’s because they just weren’t good enough. None of them could defeat Pariah and none of them paid the price for it, not really. Whenever they get notices about ghosts stealing random stuff across the world they start working overtime, joining forces with the GIW in order to fight against these creatures who are all clearly evil. Some of the Amity Park rogues get caught in the crossfire. Some manage to make it back to the Zone, others? Well, it has been recently confirmed by the GIW that ghosts can be killed. The JL+GIW gear up, working towards punching another hole in reality in order to fight Pariah Dark in the name of Danny Fenton, the young man who gave himself up for all of them.

Little do they know, Danny Fenton is on the other side tearing apart a Micky Mouse shaped waffle maker for the last piece on his newly made Fenton Thermos. 

I would love to see Pariah Dark utilized more often in DP x DC crossovers. And not as a reason for why Danny gets pulled in summoning circles, or why he becomes Ghost King, but Pariah Dark himself. Can you imagine that?

Picture this: Cultists find a way to release Pariah Dark into the mortal realm, the Justice League get wind of this. And you know what happens? He frickin' crushes them. They have powerful members, yes, and powerful magicians too. But he is the King of an entire Realm for a reason, and it is a burden and a crown not gifted to just anyone.

And yet he's been defeated before. These 'superheroes' don't compare to the boy that fought him once before, another one of these so-called heroes. He cannot decide if he is hellbent on revenge, or intends to make the boy a vassal, a replacement for Fright Knight who clearly failed in his duty to the King. The boy was young, he could be taught, molded- with the right pressure and a guiding hand, of course.

However, Amity Park is heavily protected by shields and other anti-ecto equipment. Assuming he even knows where and how to get to Amity Park in the first place. The portals have been shut down, either purposefully or because they crumbled under the pressure that's required to rip open a tear in reality. So where does that leave Pariah?

He gives the Justice League an ultimatum.

The Justice League brings him a whelp named Danny, who once defeated him in battle, or the planet burns.

Eventually, the JL figure out the last time Pariah was released, and how a small city called Amity Park was caught in the middle of it all. It's never confirmed who defeated him, but if Pariah's words to them hold any truth, someone with the name of "Danny" is the first place to start.

Oddly enough, there's exactly one person in Amity Park that goes by the name of "Danny".

Who just so happens to be a teenager.

So now the JL have to decide to either turnover a literal child, or let the planet be destroyed.

Only, Danny has not been told anything about what is going on, and is just mildly concerned about why all these superheroes are suddenly being so fussy when they never cared about Amity Park before?? And why are they being so nice to him? He's pretty sure he caught the Flash going a little teary eyed the other day, and he overheard Superman trying to convince Batman not to kidnap him, lock him in his basement, and forcibly adopt him??

He never took Batman for a Fruitloop.

The Justice League don't tell him what's going on. And it's for the best, really. Because if they did, he'd go with Pariah in a heartbeat if the world would be saved.

Even if he didn't like the person monster he'd return as.