#that was a weird day

[https-hunter]

Tinimmy shippers are inherently Angelic Beings. :3

We’re just right and we know it 😌

This is such a drastic change from three years ago when someone told me I’d be a horrible romantic partner because I like tinimmy 😭 called me toxic & everything. I’m glad there’s a cluster of us on this site though

[fruit-teeth]

One time in my sophomore year of college I had really bad vertigo and ended up falling asleep in my bathroom, where I had a dream that Spy walked in, stole my entire package of paper cups, and then left again

[bradshawsbitch]

ooh paramedic Bradley please!!

okay that one is embarrassing bc I posted it but I’d gotten some uhhhh skdnkdnf anons before that so rejection sensitivity kicked my ass so hard I deleted it and now it’s back in my drafts again🤐

but it was basically Jake and Bradley being EMT/Paramedic and Jake driving the ambulance as if he was a formula one driver (I actually make that joke in the fic so seeing your formula 1 au made me smile!) and just Bradley going for being a paramedic so he could save people, make sure kids parents came home, the way his weren’t able to be saved :))

[mysticmillie-chaos]

Me remembering that time in 8th grade when my science teacher said that michael jackson got surgery to turn his skin white and I proceeded to stand up and tell her that MJ actually had vitiligo and we argued about it for a quarter of the class until she changed the subject:

[acorviart]

not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[mutimatuti]

[julesarago]

Happy Batman Day to all who celebrate this little bitch of a man. 🙏

Sketched this on a friend’s iPad like a year ago when I was reading Batman: The Cult and…never posted it.

[sporesgalaxy]

i shouldnt be at the club i should be at a monastery. illuminating texts and shit

[wolfythewitch]

Sketch

[ocegion]

The (unintentionally) funniest things in the very serious vampire novel Dracula by Bram Stoker, in my most humble personal opinion

Count Dracula, whose only topic of interest is his own glory as a warlord of times past, dressing up as a servant and cooking, setting the table and folding sheets among other housework to fool Jonathan, probably while muttering to himself 'it's okay Vlad you're still cool you're still cool' over and over again

Dracula throwing a fit at Lucy's window while in bat form like 'You shut out Dracula? You shut him out like the mosquito? Oh, vampirism for you! Vampirism for you for all eternity!'

Dracula, once again at a window while in bat form trying to listen to Van Helsing planning his demise, and being fucking shot at by Quincey Morris and having to flee like 'wait what the FUCK was that???'

On the topic of how trigger-happy Morris is; Van Helsing going on about all the traditional lore on how to figh vampires and Morris saying 'how about we just fucking shoot him' 'yes we'll take that into account too, extra credit'

'oh lmao it's that bitch Harker, can't believe he made it out of my cas- shit he's got a knife' *immediately jumps out the window and flees the country*

Mina, fully and acutely aware of evertything relating to Lucy's death, otherwise the most sensible character in the novel: Last night I dreamed about the creature from hell that lives literally next door and I woke up this morning feeling absolutely awful. I'm sure it's nothing worth mentioning tho

Dracula's demise being larlegy in part due to the fact that he spends most of his time dealing with English bureaucracy and leaving his mail lying around. like the lord of darkness himself sitting in an office to buy a ship ticket, being cryptic and edgy while the worker is just like 'yeah whatever here you go, next' is something that actually happens in the novel

[sister-t0-sleep]

Gotta change my pfp in the instant message app I use 4 work but my current one slaps

[yashley]

A soup? Time's a weird soup? Is that a saying where you're from?

[toomanylizzes]

Every so often I remember when I had to tell a family member that red pandas were, in fact, real animals.

[filmnoirsbian]

I find your lack of whimsy disturbing