#that was a five minute fight

[rhysnolastname]

slay girl, like literally

[r-aindr0p]

Elden ring art/shitpost dump hehee yeah I didn't see the boss being beaten yet !!! But saw phase 2.... so yeah sorry for that last pic, but this is literally what it made me think of

Thoughts before DLC : Miquella my beloved Thoughts after DLC : Miquella my beloved I am brainwashed from the beginning

Still my favorite character and I'm happy that I was right about him being a bit sus, love that character even more...

[bertoyana]

something something when your best friend, your wife, and your daughter take the killing shot that was meant for you

X-Men: First Class | X-Men: Apocalypse

[mic-check-stims]

Joey Wheeler attacked by gangs in an alley with pizza stimboard for @electricgaslight

X-X-X X-X X-X-X

[katzirrart]

Slams this down on the desk and goes back to commissions.

[gods-perfect-idiots]

something something blood-soaked hands cradling your face something something

anyway here's the post btw

[mdhmplush-daily]

🎀 day 32 ⏳

magical girl is obsessed with giant girlfriend three times her size

[padawansuggest]

CloneTok

Cody: everyone stitch this with the most messed up war crime your general has committed right in front of you I’ll start; there was this time with a tube sock and a bottle of bleach, story started on Tenoo-

Rex: Oh, nah your General has done WAY worse than that.

Cody: Yes but this one was so out of pocket and messed up on a personal level istg he concocted this one just to watch the world burn-

Wolffe: Um??? My general has never committed a warcrime around me????

Cody: *glares at him for daring to speak in his presence* Did anyone ask you?

Wolffe: technically you did.

Cody: technically you should have been eaten in the decanting tank-

Wolffe: YOURE JUST MAD IM BABEY AND YOURE GROUCHY!!

Cody: I LIKE BEING GROUCHY YOU LITTLE PIMPLE!

Rex: *steals the comm while they fight to the death in the background* Sorry about them, 17 says they’ve been threatening to end the other since before they could talk. He’s got baby videos of them beating each other up before they could walk, it’s so cute. Sometimes he watches them and cries when drunk.

Cody: *pulling hair*

Wolffe: *trying to bite through Cody’s gloves*

[shima-draws]

Also can we PLEASE talk about Sanji's facial expression when he realizes there's an entire army on their way to attack his captain and he can't do shit about it

[shootingstarpilot]

me, staring down the three-inch-long cockroach on the kitchen floor: you are a miracle of evolution and i respect you for it. i do. but i need you to be a miracle of evolution outside my apartment.

[hihereami]

I love that one of Amina's main characteristics is ''horny romantic mess'' and I hope that continues into season 2 because it's the best

[miriani-lavellan]

I think some fans get too attached their fluffy headcanons in the space between these games. You should know by now this world is blighted and corrupted and that peace and stability is so fragile every decade or so something happens to break it. Every attempt to save Thedas is only going to half-work until the Blight is solved. All our heroes have been doing is putting off the inevitable.

What our heroes do is not save the world, but give it a chance.

[smallandalmosthonest]

i have been a tommy-is-abby’s-tommy truther from the start idc about “ooh well why wouldn’t she know anyone at the 118” or “oooh why wouldn’t she have mentioned her ex was also a firefighter” idgaf it would be so fucking funny and im manifesting that this is one of the bucktommy hurdles let us all join hands in prayer 🙏🏻

[melancholiaenthroned]

i think my favourite thing about malevolent is that john and arthur are both genuinely awful to be with. theyre not bickering like an old married couple they would straight up be ripping out each others hair and rolling around on the ground if they didnt share a body and didnt have to worry about alerting the creatures. arthur will die on literally any hill and said hill does not need to be consistent with any past or future beliefs. john has no issue with bringing up the most off limits shit imaginable to try and win/just make arthur look worse than him in any given situation. both of them are always hypocrites. arthur should threaten to cut off johns arm next and john should be like wow thats fucked up will you eat it too? since you love the taste of human flesh so much?

[alumirp]

Luffy works as security for a fight club. It is illegal and is located in the poorest and most remote part of the city, where the police have no interest in going. The problem is, while the job pays well and beating up drunks or competitors who break the rules is fun, things can also get ugly and he ends up getting injured.

The best option to treat these injuries is to go to the 24-hour clinic on the other side of the city, a few minutes from Luffy's house.

That's where Law works, he's a grumpy doctor with a history of terrible insomnia who always takes the most godless shifts at the most ungodly hours. Luffy is a very popular visitor and at this point Law has stopped asking questions, knowing he won't get satisfactory answers. Plus, the guy didn't seem like he was lying when he said he was a security guard and not a gangster.

Still, especially with the number of visits and the growing crush, Law can't help but worry. A security guard shouldn't get hurt that much. They play this game where Luffy comes in hurt, Law scolds him and treats him anyway and then they flirt, for a few minutes before Law has to see another patient for a few months, without ever going any further than that.

The fun ends when the next time Luffy goes to the clinic looking for stitches, he doesn't find Law. Not the time after that and not the next. In fact, the next time he sees Law, the doctor is being dragged, chained and bruised, into the fighting ring, pitted against an opponent twice his size.

[sunflowerius]

nothing like reading the line "one of us has to make it, mom" for the first time.