#that tinture was the bees knees

[idreamofdango]

it's all love mother hen 💜 life would be boring without you

Wait, wdym "the two weeks Kurenai spent trying to teach her pole dancing"? You're telling me that Anko CAN'T pole dance? ANKO???

If I say too much @idreamofdango is gonna try and steal my kidneys, but yeah. Anko is flexible, athletic, marginally capable of makeup and decently pretty when she’s not gnawing on your kneecaps… but she is completely tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm. It was awful watching Kurenai struggle before realizing she works better without music and just kinda set her off to “find her style” when it came to the flashy moves.