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yakocchi · 5 years ago

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The Bewitching Full Moon // Count

smh they’re never gonna release points-based event cards ever again are they guess I gotta make my own 5-min headers

This event is another one of those “His POV” events. I guess the reception on those has been very positive (which, good, bc I like them too) so they’re pushing them out more and more. They’ve also been pushing the envelope on these ooh lala so sexi ma gah stories with these scandalous avatars. yea sexy ok w/e but are they fashionable? idk abt that one chief... and according to the twitter surveys the community has been comparatively lukewarm too. I mean if they’re gonna make event avatars harder to get why are they getting uglier man

also holy crap the resulting doc for this thing got really long i hope tumblr doesn’t destroy me copypasta

edit: here comes me “slept on it” day after edit, fixed formatting issues and grammar errors that stuck out. if it made it even worse imma cry-

Spoilers under the cut! Please credit if you take any of it, thenk u (･ω･*) image-heavy!

Under the full moon, which shimmered with an ominous violet light - a single stagecoach wheeled through the city. (I wonder how many times it has been where I’ve left the manse like this with her.) I sneak a glance to my side, and gaze at Kara’s dress-clad form. (Dress, shoes, gloves, necklace, hair ornaments...) (I give you every single object, article to wear - and with that you are dyed in my color.) (I experienced that joy even before, but...) Now that we have become lovers, that joy is becoming more and more difficult to come by. (Whenever I look at you, there is this emotion - one that is difficult to put into words - that surges within me.) (Frankly, I try my best to simply suppress it.) (...Well, there is particularly something that is too much to entirely subdue.) I recall that sweet sensation of the very moment where I get to strip off the dress I give her– While deep in my thoughts, a smile cracks my features.

count: the joy from dressing her up is becoming rarer me: ? o whys that count: bc the horny supersedes it me: sir

[Kara]: “Count?” (Oops- if she learned of the things like the carnal passions I bear, she would surely grow disillusioned with me.) [Count]: “It’s nothing. You are just so stunning that a smile eased onto my face.” [Kara]: “D-Don’t play around, please…” As if to hide her face, she lightly puts her hands on her cheeks. She takes small breaths, apparently to temper her heart, before looking up again.

[Kara]: “Um… Tonight’s banquet is opening quite late, isn’t it?” The typical banquet opens its curtains at approximately sunset, where the usual routine is to have dinner together before taking pleasure in dancing and chitchat. However, the time now is already past 10. (Will this be your first time going to this type of evening gathering?) [Count]: “There are nobles who grow tired of the same old pattern of the typical party.” [Count]: “So occasionally, evening parties with fascinating themes appear.” [Kara]: “Fascinating themes’?” [Count]: “Costume parties, calling on an acrobat…” [Count]: “Which reminds me of this one gathering where all the lights of the mansion were to be off. It was quite the fascinating party, yes.” [Count]: “Well, now I’m wondering what tonight’s party will be like.” [Kara]: “Hehe, I’m looking forward to it.” (Whenever you so innocently accept the circumstances at hand like this– because it’s you, I get worried. But...)

With a hand I quietly turn her waist towards me, and bring my lips to her ear. [Count]: “I don’t mind if you enjoy yourself, but I would like if you could firmly avoid being careless.” [Count]: “As in these kinds of parties, the dangers lie hidden.” [Kara]: “What do you mean by ‘dangers’…?” She quietly stares at me, visibly failing to catch the meaning behind my words. [Count]: “In a space separated from everyday life, reason easily crumbles away.” [Count]: “And when instinct conquers reason, the floor changes into a hunting ground for love.” I smoothly stroke her back and hug her waist. [Kara]: “Coun-…“ [Count]: “I do not have even the slightest intention to present my adorable lover to such wolves.”

[Count]: “Because you only belong to me, after all.” [Kara]: “—Nn,” I wrap my arm around her body that had slightly jumped, and as if to engrave my touch I press my lips against hers. [Count]: “…So that you will absolutely not separate from me. Understood?” [Kara]: “…Under, stood…” [Count]: “—Good girl.” I narrow my eyes in satisfaction at her answer, and intertwine our hands against my knee.

(Back before we became lovers, I feel that I still had my wits about me.) (So it was quite unexpected of me to become brimming with emotion like this from simply spending time after time together.) (But, tonight… it has become more difficult than usual to tie down…) I shift my gaze to the window, and the moon that floats in the sky above radiates this violet. (—It couldn’t be… Well.)

When we step inside the noble’s mansion, a different world stretched before us. The saloon was colored a brilliant red, and several tables had been arranged in a line where aristocrats entertained themselves with card games and roulette.

[Count]: “So you’re surprised by the casino.” [Kara]: “Wow… I’ve seen Arthur and the others play these sort of games, but this is the first time I’ve ever set foot in a place like this.” [Kara]: “So there can even be things like casinos in the parties of nobles, huh?” [Count]: “In the beginning, gambling was an activity popular within the elite. So it has been as much as a long time for me too.”

“get it cuz im old as fuuuu”

Her eyes swelled of fresh expectations as she looks around the saloon. (We came here to enjoy ourselves, so yes, I would like you to have fun. To be honest, I would rather not teach you how to play the more dubious games, but…) (If it’s just something like cards, there shouldn’t be a problem.) While I survey the surroundings, right in the direction of the bar counter a voice calls out to me.

[Baron]: “Ah, the Count. It has been a while.” [Baroness]: “After this we’re playing a bit of poker, but would you like to join us?” I turn my eyes to see a baron who I was acquainted with and his wife beckoning me over. [Count]: “Kara, would you like to try?” [Kara]: “I only know the very basic rules, but I’ll try.” [Count]: “I’ll teach you, then.”

[Count]: “…And with that, I have shown you more or less the fundamental rules– but is there anything else that you may be confused about?” [Kara]: “I think I’ll be okay from here…!” [Count]: “Then, let’s put it into practice.” [Kara]: “Please go easy on me.” [Baron]: “Well, young miss, when it comes to winning or losing there’s no such thing as leniency.” [Baroness]: “Oh, you! You shouldn’t scare such an adorable little lady like that.” During our pleasant chatter, the cards are dealt before the four of us and we each check our individual hands. (A King, another King, a Three, a Seven, and a Jack… With only these, I can form One Pair with my Kings. A rather mediocre hand.) (Or, I could discard the other three cards and aim for a Three of a Kind?) (Well then. And Kara��?) While maintaining a poker face, I slide a glance and— [Kara]: “…” Within the tension her cheeks were slightly flushed red, and her mouth was shaped into a faint smile. (It appears that good cards have come to her.) (…But I probably should have also taught her the techniques of forming a poker face.) Though subtly smiling bitterly, I pleasantly watched my beloved to whom I shall compete with in her first poker game – She was fixated on the five cards in her hand before suddenly lifting her eyes. The moment our eyes met…—

(Huh…?) Almost in slow motion, my fingers move… [Count]: “—kgh,”

My fingers pick out the two Kings from my hand and throw them into the muck without a moment's hesitation. (Why, am I acting like…) (For a moment, it was almost as if someone had taken over my body—) Akin to a marionette, my actions had disregarded my own will. In my centuries of living, it was the first time I had ever experienced anything like that. (Just what on Earth was…)

[Baroness]: “My, it’s rare for the Count to lose his poker face like that.” [Count]: “Perhaps it’s also all just an act?” [Baron]: “As you’d expect from the Count, you can’t underestimate him.” While playfully exchanging banter, my consciousness was once more preoccupied with some thorough reflection. What rose from my mind was the suspicious moon that had risen in the sky. (—The “purple moon”.) Much like tonight - once every several centuries, there is a night where moon gives off a violet light. (That moonlight sharpens the vampiric senses, and additionally…) (On the night of the shining purple moon, vampires cannot oppose their loved ones.) As for my loved ones, it is undeniably Kara. (In other words, tonight my body is – controlled by Kara.)

If this is the case, then it would explain the cryptic behavior from just a minute ago. (If I cannot go against her wishes…) (Right when I met her eyes, it is highly probable that she had wished to beat me.) I turn over the new cards that were dealt to me in exchange for my discarded ones. (An Eight, and a King.) (If I hadn’t thrown away those Kings, I would have formed a Three of a Kind...)

[Count]: “…It appears I’m out of luck.” I line up my random assortment of cards by suit and place them down on the table. [Baroness]: “Hehe, I have One Pair.” [Baron]: “I also have One Pair.” [Kara]: “I have a Three of a Kind.” She breaks into a cheerful smile and reveals her hand. [Count]: “It seems that Lady Luck is smiling upon you.” [Kara]: “Hehe… it seems like it.” From that carefree smile, a sweet feeling spreads within the depths of my heart. (The real thrill of poker is supposed to be the psychological warfare, but) (When you are so innocently delighted I seem to forget all about that.) (This is not entirely the way I would have wanted it, but I got to see something lovely.)

And so, as the game continued— …In the end, I was unable to outplay her. [Baron]: “It surprised me to see the Count so clumsy at poker.” [Baron]: “Are you up for another round?” [Count]: “Please forgive me, but I cannot afford to display such an unsightly side of myself in front of my beloved anymore.” [Baroness]: “Miss Kara, I had fun with you tonight.” [Kara]: “Me too. Thank you for inviting me to play.” We leave the table, and I call on a waiter dressed in black to halt for me. [Count]: “May I have two glasses of champagne?” Receiving the pair of flutes, I hold out one of them to Kara. [Count]: “For your victory.”

[Count]: “So, for the occasion, shall we have a toast somewhere?” [Kara]: “Yes, of course… Um, where are we going?” [Count]: “How about someplace like the balcony?” [Count]: “With your first poker victory, it is a special night.” [Count]: “I want to have a quiet toast between just the two of us.” [Kara]: “O-Okay…”

Between the two of them, the honey-colored champagne sways in the glasses as if to mark the beginning of a sweet night…

Clinking our glasses, the champagne bubbles rise to the surface. [Count]: “Congratulations. Even to the end, I just couldn’t beat you.”

or rather “Congratulations - For I couldn’t win (over you) even at the end.” but that sounds kind of shady hm

[Kara]: “Thank you, but I definitely just got lucky there.” [Kara]: “I guess there really is such a thing as beginner’s luck, huh.” [Count]: “You say that, but you still seem rather happy about it?” I set my glass down and stroke her grinning cheeks with my fingertips to poke fun at them. [Count]: “Are you really that pleased about besting me?” [Kara]: “This is the first time I’ve ever won against the Count with something, so naturally I’m happy about it…”

lol i know they mean by “winning” in the general sense but i like to think they’ve played several types of games together and he just never lets her win

(You are truly not wearing a poker face of any kind right now.) (Even when you do try to hide it, it’s clearly apparent when you are thinking about something else.) [Count]: “But that’s not all, is it?” (I know that you wanted to beat me because the light of the purple moon had affected my body to do so.) (You so deeply wanted, from the bottom of your heart, to win - so I want to know the real reason behind it.) [Count]: “Come, truthfully confess to me.” [Kara]: “I can’t let anything slip past you, it seems…”

She’s at a bit of a loss for words before slowly looking up at me to possibly gauge my expression. [Kara]: “The truth is… back from when you kissed me in the carriage, I had been thinking about it.” [Count]: “That you wanted to beat me in something?” [Kara]: “Yes. At the time, while I was trying my hardest to calm my heartbeat…” [Kara]: “You, however, maintained your composed, collected face, right?” [Kara]: “That moment today wasn’t the only time it’s been like that; ever since we’ve become lovers, it has happened so many times that it’s impossible to count…” She tightly bites her lip. [Kara]: “I just can’t compete with someone like you.” [Kara]: “But then I thought with something like poker, I could perhaps win with luck on my side.”

[Kara]: “Since I’ve always been the one being toyed with…” [Kara]: “Tonight, I thought… that I wanted to see the Count’s– see Abel’s, restless face…”

At that moment, I realized the consequences I had wrought from my prying – but it was already too late. The instant she shot through me with those eyes blurred with shyness, I could hear the sound of my reason shattering into pieces…

[Count]: “kgh—” (—I cannot fight it.) (Kara, I want to… No, I need – to take you.)

So I changed this entirely bc there’s no English equivalent. The original line can be literally translated as “Kara, I want to take you… no, take you.” What he does is change the pronoun he uses for “you” (kimi → omae) to signal the change in the level of intimacy. With most people (mansion residents, people in general) the Count uses “kimi”. Though with those who know him at a closer level, like Leonardo and Vlad, he uses “omae”. (Mostly) men are only really supposed to use “omae” with people they’re close to or it comes off as rude. This is significant with the Count and MC’s relationship because he begins to refer to her as “omae” when they’re alone together (and thus wants to make a point about how personal it is) once they reciprocate their feelings in Chapter… 24(?). The writers are more than aware of this, because all of the Count’s His POV stories in his route are titled 「君○○」 “kimi ____” but the His POV titles for the Endings use “omae”.

[Kara]: “—gh, Abel…” When I strongly embrace her, from the corner of my eye I catch sight of the moon in its sheen of purple light. Paired with this boiling sensation in my blood, I once again realize the meaning of my existence. [Count]: “…As you desire, I shall become just a man for you.” [Kara]: “A, bel…? —Mn, nn…” I steal her lips, as if to take away all of her warmth. (Just simple touches are not enough.) I draw her head closer and entangle our tongues to steal those lips even deeper. (What’s this - it’s sweet… from the scent, the touch, and the taste…) However, my hunger was not sated even by this kiss. (More - I want to taste you, more…) I pull her waist towards me and capture her tongue that had attempted to escape in a fluster. Dominated by instinct, like a starved beast I devour her lips.

(…Seeking her in this way, in an unknown place where someone could come, what in God’s name is wrong with me?) The remains of my reason murmur from the edge of my mind. But, contrary to those feelings, there was a certain kind of a pleasure intoxicating my heart. (The sense of my reason being thrown aside… is this sweet, hm…?) My fingertips, in their longing for her, slowly ride up the hem of her dress.

sir this is a community balcony i’m gonna need you to take yourself out

[Kara]: “Ngh… A, bel…”

[Count]: “Whether to accept or refuse me, is up to you.”

PREMIUM ENDING

The “purple moon” sharpens the vampire’s senses, and additionally– a vampire’s body that basks in its moonlight shall be dominated by their loved ones. [Kara]: “Since I’m always the only one being toyed with…” [Kara]: “Tonight, I thought… that I wanted to see the Count’s– see Abel’s, restless face…” —A loved one’s wishes, for tonight, can be granted under this moon that emits this mysterious light. My fingertips, in their longing for her, slowly ride up the hem of her dress. [Kara]: “Ngh… A, bel…” [Count]: “Whether to accept or refuse me, is up to you.”

Releasing her lips from our deep kiss, I securely hug her from behind and place her hands against the balcony. [Kara]: “Abel, what are…?” The eyes that look over the shoulder quiver in confusion. (Right now, as instinct overwhelms me... I want to take you.) [Count]: “Show me that disheveled form of yours some more.” A hand glides upwards to approach her chest, and wraps around her breast through the silk of the fabric. [Kara]: “Nnn… Abel,” [Count]: “It’s all right. I shall hide you in a way that no else can see.” [Count]: “Even for myself, I do not intend to show that sweet expression of yours to other men.” [Kara]: “That’s not the…” Her eyes were widened, and moistened with shame. [Count]: “And just who was the one who said that they wanted to see my restless face?” [Kara]: “That’s...” The adorable figure of my beloved, trapped with lowered eyes, also makes a bewitching pleasure sharply simmer within me. (If I happened to look into a mirror right now… Without a doubt, I would see that the face I’m wearing is far from that of a gentleman.) [Count]: “I know that you also want to learn of these indecent pleasures, hm?” [Kara]: “I…—nn,” To cut off her words, I rub the peaks of her breasts against the silk with the pads of my fingers. [Kara]: “ah- Mn…” [Count]: “To the point where I can find that out immediately— harden them for me.” [Count]: “Not wanting to know this pleasure... you don’t seem that way at all, or am I mistaken?” (Because of the purple moon, I cannot go against her wishes tonight.) (If she truly didn’t want this, I wouldn’t be able to even lay a finger on her.) (Since I am able to touch her, this means—)

[Count]: “…You truly, want me to forcibly take you, don’t you?” Burying my face onto her nape I move my fingers to agitate her, her body trembling within me. Desperately biting her lip, she stifles her sweet voice. (Whatever it is that you are thinking, I will quite distinctly know what it is.) (Because the one controlling me, is you yourself…) I rub her with my fingers again, and she twists her back with a shudder. [Kara]: “Hah, ah…” [Count]: “It seems that you are feeling it more than usual.” [Count]: “To seek a thrill like this, what a bad girl you are.”

[Count]: “But, if you don’t keep that voice down, you will be heard, no?” [Kara]: “Ha, ah- But… I can’t… hold o-…” [Count]: “There’s no other choice, then.” The corners of my lips raise into an elegant smile before I lift her chin. [Count]: “I’ll stifle it for you.” [Kara]: “Mn, uhn…” Continuing to lovingly caress her breast in one hand I press my lips to hers, providing even more heat. A voice laced with temptation spills out from her wetted lips. [Kara]: “A…bel… if you do, any more than this, I…” [Count]: “Then if I do any more than this, what will happen?” [Kara]: “Don’t bully me…” Her lovely voice cries out between the light brushes of our lips, and my chest sweetly tightens from the sound. (This appetite will not be satisfied until I make her wholly mine.) [Count]: “Do you take me for a man who only teases and leaves you unfulfilled?”

[Count]: “I shall stain your entire body with pleasure.”

…In a certain room. I slip off my coats, vest, tie, and finally shirt to reveal my bare skin…While I fling them onto the sofa one by one, I lead Kara in the direction of the bed. (The part where I drive her to the corner like this… is exceptional tonight.)

[Kara]: “Ah…” Hitting the edge of the bed, she casts her eyes down as there is nowhere else to go. [Count]: “…Got you.” I capture her beloved body into my arm’s embrace, and slowly push her down onto the bed. [Count]: “In here, you can be as loud as you like.” [Kara]: “But… is it okay to use this room as you please…?” [Count]: “When we arrived tonight we had talked about the themes of evening parties, correct?” I move my hand from stroking her blooming cheeks to press a fingertip against her lips. [Count]: “For those who wish to indulge in something rather risqué for the night, they prepare rooms like this.” [Count]: “So I shall receive this room for use with my humble gratitude.” I unravel the ribbon on the back, and the silk dress almost seemed to glide off her shoulder as it fell down.

(I do like to beautifully dress you up – but stripping you down with my own two hands also sends my heart racing.) [Kara]: “gh…” I seize her hands that were about to cover her chest and pin them to the sheets. [Count]: “Without hiding anything, show yourself to me.” Her exposed skin became shamefully dyed with the hue of roses before my very eyes. This color, teeming with vitality, made my vampiric instincts ache painfully.

[Kara]: “n-no… It’s embarrassing…” [Count]: “Then, if I stop looking… I shall have a taste instead.” I meet her breasts and crawl the tip of my tongue along the peak. [Kara]: “Ah, aah… Abel… Mn,” She pushes against my chest in light resistance. But before long her resistance had ceased, and gradually changed to that of her disheveled sighs and sweet gasps. [Count]: “It seems that you’ve become quite honest with yourself.” [Kara]: “To be loved like this – I have no choice but to be honest, right…?” [Kara]: “As tonight will be the only time I’ll get to know of your ferocious emotions…”

My mind is suddenly drawn to her wording. (Does she know about the purple moon…?) But I cannot imagine that she would know about something like a rare phenomenon that occurs only once every several centuries. I stare at her as if to look into her heart, and our eyes meet.

[Kara]: “More… Please, lose yourself to me, more…” (If she does know about the purple moon, and thus is purposefully provoking me, then…) [Count]: “What a naughty girl. Do you want to ruin my composure that badly?” [Kara]: “Yes…” The Count’s body is completely, sweetly steeped in her words, and as if it were alcohol his reason gradually dissolved. (Right now, even the words that I always shower her with will not come out.) For his heart was dominated only by the instinct of a vampire, and only by the instinct to love her as a man. [Count]: “I want to cast away my morality and reason, and just love you.”

FIN

this guy…………is a lot. i thought maybe everyone would be like this for the event but no, leo only gets weird bc essentially his mc was dumb enough to try to pick up broken shards of glass with her bare hands (im not trying to shame her… but i am) and then it’s not really isaac’s fault when he already has the worst bloodthirst out of all of them so sir step into the paddy wagon, the horni police will question u shortly

anyway tl;dr the sweet ending has the mc reveal to him early that she knew what the purple moon does to vampires in terms of the heightened vampire senses and crud but not the obedience to loved ones so he tells her blah blah romanceu talk but he still wants to bone and so they go home to do it instead.

Make sure to purchase the Epilogue when you have the chance! It’s good stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So, thanks for reading! (`･ω･´) Sorry if it’s hard to parse through. there’s a reason why editing is a job people get paid for orz

#idk wat the engl tags are idk #like do they call him comte #how french do we get #ikemen vampire #ikevam #comte de saint germain

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jadehqknb · 7 years ago

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Yahaba - Protector

For the amazingly talented @haikyuusmiles as “payment” (really this feels like I’m jiping you) for the amazing Bokuto avatar she’s allowed me the privilege to use during my Bad Boy AU September event. I’ve aged him up to college, so I hope you don’t mind! I hope this is to your liking!

“How are you even in advanced art? Your stuff is so…childish!”

The harsh words spoken with such vitriol stop Yahaba in his tracks. Incredulous eyes land on the scene before him of you trembling with hands wrapped so tight around your sketch book it bends, reaction to the two males and female who are taunting you. Initially he’d been irritated to find himself in the art building (this school is just so damn big and every building looks the same), but that quickly morphs into ire for someone in trouble.

He frowns…this ends now.

Yahaba stalks up, your tormenters ignorant of his approach but very aware of his presence when he side slams into one of the males sending him cannoning into the other two leaving room for him to assume a protective position in front of you, hands clenched into fists. “Just what the hell is your problem!” he snaps. It’s a rhetorical question he’s not interested in hearing the answer to because when the female of the trio opens her mouth he fills the void of sound with his own voice once more. “Do you really have nothing better to do that torment other people? And what are you, twelve? Didn’t you get this crap out of your system in junior high and high school? Or are you really so shallow, insecure and pathetic that you have to prey on others?”

Behind him you stand, eyes wide and pulse racing. Though you’re thankful for someone stepping in, this gallant male’s loud voice and threatening posture are only adding to your anxiety. You don’t want anyone to get in a fight, least of all over you! But you remain quiet, knees knocking as a tense silence falls. There’s a mix of reaction around you, people either blatantly staring in curiosity or pleasure (there are those who just love drama) or others who pass right on by intent on their own thoughts.

Finally, the second male, less aggressive but no less involved in the occurrence, grunts out, “Let’s go,” and the other two follow. As they retreat, Yahaba calls, “And don’t let me catch you bothering her again!”

Turning around, he almost gasps in surprise at how cute you are. He’d not time to notice before now, only having seen the top of your head and reacting to the situation. He’s so lost in the warmth of your brown eyes that he almost misses the tears standing in them. “Hey,” he says, voice falling to a gentle octave, “it’s ok, you’re safe now.” He reaches out, intent on placing a comforting hand upon your shoulder.

You work hard to meet his eyes, he deserves that much, but the intensity of the entire situation and all the painful memories it brings up is overwhelming you quickly. With a hurried, “Thank you,” you skirt around him, rushing down the hall and out the double doors into sunlight and fresh air and safety. Behind you, Yahaba’s hand remains outstretched, his eyes full of confusion. You seem just as scared of him as the people he saved you from and this thought does not sit well with him. It doesn’t sit well at all.

“Just go back and talk to her, you know she’s in advanced art so it’s not like it would be hard to find her again,” Watari comments after Yahaba tells him the story that evening over pizza and soda.

“Yeah, I guess,” shrugs the setter, “I just…I don’t want her to think I’m a creeper or something.”

“But you are a creeper,” Kindaichi comments around a bite of pepperoni. “And you haven’t lost your touch of being a show-off.”

“You know, sometimes I wonder why I let you come around,” snaps Yahaba to his former kohai, now a third year.

Kindaichi shrugs. “’Cause you miss me.”

“Tch.” But Yahaba smiles ever so slightly. Sighing he rubs his head. He can’t get you out of his mind. He should just move on, count it a blessing he was there to help someone in need and get on with his life but he can’t. Not when your fear-filled eyes keep flashing before him.

“Just go talk to her,” Watari sighs, “otherwise you’ll keep driving yourself, and me, crazy with your indecision.”

It takes him two days to track you down because he didn’t know what day you actually take advanced art (turns out there are three sessions of it throughout the week). But he finally strikes lucky (or persistent) on Wednesday, because here you come, eyes cast down, a hustle in your step.

“Hey,” he says stopping you in your tracks. When you look at him, he’s beginning to think you have two expressions: neutral and nervous. But you surprise him by blinking once then smiling, albeit shyly, a delicate blush on your cheeks as you advance to his seated position on the bench just outside the art department.

“Hello,” you offer then bow low. “I’m so sorry for my rudeness the other day. Th…thank you for helping me.”

“It’s no big deal, anyone would have done it,” he remarks, his own cheeks heating up a bit.

When you rise, he swallows thickly; you’re just too cute for words. “But no one else did.” Then you shrug, gaze falling to the ground once more. “It…it’s ok really, I’m…I’m used to it.”

A smoldering anger rises quickly in Yahaba’s chest. He doesn’t understand it, doesn’t question it, he just knows he wants to protect you.

But that’s not all.

With renewed confidence he extends his hand, smiling when this time you take it instead of running way. “I’m Yahaba Shigeru, by the way, it’s nice to officially meet you…”

“_______,” you supply.

“Well, ______, since we’ve got the awkward first greetings out of the way, would you like to…get some lunch or something?” Yahaba asks, nerves flaring a bit but he gets the words out almost as smoothly as they sounded in his head.

You look surprised but nod nonetheless, falling into stride next to him as the two of you head to a local bistro off campus, both deciding that cafeteria food is not what you want. The impromptu date leads to more official ones, each time drawing Yahaba closer and closer to cloud nine.

Finally, tonight, after what he doesn’t know is which date number, you lean up and kiss him gently. Eager for more, his hands slide around your waist, loving the feel of your soft curves and warmth against his body. “I’ve been waiting for this,” he whispers, leaning down to kiss you this time.

He doesn’t even care that he has to hold you up as your knees go weak because he knows that, for as long as you’ll have him, he’ll never stop holding you.

#yahaba #protector #payment piece #trade words for pictures #go follow haikyuusmiles

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foolish-idiot · 8 years ago

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🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone?I dont have one. Lol. Leah knows everything about me xP💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be? OMG SO MANY PEOPLE!!! >_I WANNA HUG EVERYONE!👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had?I dont remember the dream but I remember being called by a very distinct voice. It sounded extremely real and close and there. And when I opened my eyes and realized they weren’t in fact there, I was actually kinda sad?☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend?Everything? Shes fucking amazing! .. But maybe her sense of humor? I don’t know. Lmao.😘 talk about your crush or partnerHe’s funny and caring and I love his laugh so much. Hes a bit inappropriate at time :P But it’s all in good humor so its okay lol. If you ask me I think he sings amazingly. Hes the kind of person that you always want to be around or talk to, even when you have nothing to say. Or at least he is for me… :] I enjoy every second I get to spend with him. AND HE CONSTANTLY ASKS ME TO ANSWER THE SAME KIND OF QUESTIONS XD SO IM GETTING LAZY AND COPY AND PASTING.💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back?I dont know I guess it depends on my mood and just what exactly they are being rude about???Generally no though. I kinda just smile through it and then rant about it to Leah or the bunny squad later. Lmao.🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!)My hairMy eyes I guess?Um… Freckles on my arm are cute I guess…?🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it?Being left out, being not good enough, That I’ll annoy everyone to the point of not wanting to be with me anymore.I have no idea. Try not to be annoying I guess?🎁 what never fails to make you happy?The Bunny Squad. All of you are so great and alway cheer me up 💙 what annoys you about some people?Acting entitled.🐇 what do you always daydream about? I dont know… ? Mainly getting away I think. Lol. What my life is gonna be like after all the crap thats going on right now is over :DAlso fanfic ideas Ill never write! lmao🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change? TrumpIgnoranceNazism coming back for some reason? Like, seriously? Fucking hell people.

☕️ talk about your ideal dayMovies and cuddles and lazy comfy clothes. Doing nothing and talking to the people I love and browsing tumblr and maybe playing some games if I so choose.Lazy days are my ideal days.🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert?Ambivert💧 when was the last time you cried?Uuhh…. Last Saturday I think?🎵 name 5 songs you love at the momentMarianas Trench - Beside YouHailee Steinfeld, Grey - Starving Kris Allen - The TruthDaya - Sit Still, Look PrettyMaggie Lindemann - Pretty Girl

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why?Teleportation :D Because then I can go where ever, when ever. In the snap of a finger ! :D💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say?It doesn’t stay like this I promise. It’ll be okay. Try not to be so angry, okay? :]💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why?More of? As in, addition to what I have already right?If so then Im gonna go with wealth becuase then Ill have the money to help people like I want to :]🙊 what are you ashamed of?Lots of things! :D🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn?I know English lmao.Im learning German! :DI want to finish learning German (or get better at it) and learn Japanese and French and Korean and Chinese and Spanish. I wanna learn all the languages!🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be?CHATS BEST FRIEND!BEST FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER!!TOPHS BESTEST BEST FRIEND!!!☁️ talk about your dream universe.…. I have no idea. I’ve never thought of this.💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today? I… Don’t know? Make my brother breakfast? lmao🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why?Im gonna say cat right now because I love cats and I can’t think of any magical creatures even though I’m like, 10000000000% sure I’ll think of one later that I’d rather be lmao.🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislikeFucking Mushrooms. Olives. Spicy foods.Most things I dislike are foods. Lmao.🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now?Marine Biologist because I wanted to work with Dolphins and the ocean.Psychologist, now.🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods?Thin Mints.🍑 what are you obsessed with?Right now I seem to be going through another Disney phase lmao☔️ would you consider yourself a good person?I try?😊 what do you like to do as hobbies?Read fanfic and books, browse tumblr, play stardew valley, talk to the bunny squad in VC all fucking day lmao.Write sometimes, listen to music, watch movies or tv shows, cook sometimes, draw sometimes. Idk.🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself?Maggie Lindemann - Pretty Girl 🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams?Money👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why? Will Smith. I love his acting and hes just awesome okay?🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person?Lmao. Oh hell yeah.Irrationally so sometimes.📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them.Too much work… Ima be sitting here for an hour answering this question just no. xDSKIP.🐧 describe yourself in 3 wordsVery fucking tired🐵 which quotes changed you?No quote has really impacted my life in such a way, honestly.💫 who inspires you?My friends :]🎀 what’s your fashion sense like?Lazy and comfy🎬 what are some of your favourite films?Mulan, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Men In Black 1,2 and 3.🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory?Closing me and my cousins up inside of an empty toy box and then rocking it over the edge of the stairs so we cold try to slide down them inside it like a giant enclosed sled.It didn’t really work like that though lol🐱 what’s your dream pet like? I have my dream pet already. Shes a cat and her name is Gypsy 🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be?The whole bunny squad! :D

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So I was playing Destiny with my friend, and our other friend was in a Skype call with us. They started writing down the less than normal things we said

[16/10/2017 23:28:42] Jonk: THATS NOT A STRIKE THAT IS CANCER by fall out boy [16/10/2017 23:29:22] Jonk: whats the officer problem? [16/10/2017 23:30:34] Jonk: I don't get jokes now because im that tired BY FALL OUT BOY [16/10/2017 23:32:02] Jonk: GUN WEAPON [16/10/2017 23:32:04] Jonk: YES [16/10/2017 23:32:07] Jonk: WORDSS [16/10/2017 23:32:46] Jonk: Racist [16/10/2017 23:33:12] Jonk: MMmMmmMMm [16/10/2017 23:33:22] Jonk: EEeEEeEeh [16/10/2017 23:33:27] Jonk: EEEEEEH [16/10/2017 23:33:45] Jonk: Hehe [16/10/2017 23:34:03] Jonk: ARaRrGH [16/10/2017 23:34:43] Jonk: Oh NoOOooO [16/10/2017 23:35:17] Jonk: YES [16/10/2017 23:37:03] Jonk: #savetank [16/10/2017 23:37:17] Jonk: #killtank [16/10/2017 23:37:42] Jonk: haha help me [16/10/2017 23:38:02] Jonk: im gonna help trump [16/10/2017 23:38:30] Jonk: Bquacka quacka duck duck [16/10/2017 23:38:55] Jonk: angery doggos [16/10/2017 23:39:32] Jonk: THERES THE GHOSTIE [16/10/2017 23:39:47] Jonk: PRESIDENT MAN [16/10/2017 23:39:58] Jonk: SPACE MAGIC [16/10/2017 23:40:17] Jonk: MAMMAAAAAAAAAAA I KILLLED A MAAAAN [16/10/2017 23:40:32] Jonk: Its funnier without context [16/10/2017 23:40:51] Jonk: OUNCHE OUNCHE OUNCHE OUNCHE [16/10/2017 23:41:04] Jonk: SITS [16/10/2017 23:41:37] Jonk: EUGH [16/10/2017 23:41:46] Jonk: BRAKKIUS MOCKAMABA [16/10/2017 23:41:54] Jonk: OUR PRESIDENT MAN [16/10/2017 23:42:27] Jonk: aaaaAh [16/10/2017 23:43:16] Jonk: zappy zappy zap zap [16/10/2017 23:43:24] Jonk: BURNY BALL [16/10/2017 23:43:51] Jonk: EeeuuuGH [16/10/2017 23:44:01] Jonk: eeEeeEEeeEee [16/10/2017 23:44:05] Jonk: eeeeeEEEEeH [16/10/2017 23:44:26] Jonk: angery angery doggos [16/10/2017 23:44:52] Jonk: BURNY BURNY BALL BALL [16/10/2017 23:45:14] Jonk: "Why is it grey" [16/10/2017 23:45:15] Jonk: me [16/10/2017 23:45:32] Jonk: FLAMY FLAMY HOT SHIELD [16/10/2017 23:45:46] Jonk: BARAK OBAMA ZAMA [16/10/2017 23:45:55] Jonk: HEALY HEALY BUBBLE [16/10/2017 23:46:02] Jonk: ARSE CANNON [16/10/2017 23:46:09] Jonk: AFGHANISTANA [16/10/2017 23:47:11] Beck Walker: y'all are high [16/10/2017 23:47:19] Jonk: My stomach hurts from laughing [16/10/2017 23:49:02] Jonk: ZIBBITY BAP BAP A DAP DAP [16/10/2017 23:49:37] Jonk: cAAaOoOol [16/10/2017 23:50:12] Jonk: "I am sane" [16/10/2017 23:50:28] Jonk: wham bam the other thing on it [16/10/2017 23:50:38] Jonk: ZAPHARALABANANANANA [16/10/2017 23:50:43] Jonk: THING BING [16/10/2017 23:50:49] Jonk: WINKY WINKY FACE [16/10/2017 23:51:12] Jonk: ZaphaLAAAAA [16/10/2017 23:51:24] Jonk: OoOOOOoooOo [16/10/2017 23:51:30] Jonk: Awwwwww [16/10/2017 23:52:19] Jonk: ahem [16/10/2017 23:52:33] Jonk: mista yang yang [16/10/2017 23:52:46] Jonk: HES STANDIN LIKE MAH GRAN [16/10/2017 23:53:39] Jonk: Shoutout to saltynut97 [16/10/2017 23:54:32] Jonk: I think theyre all irish because theyre all alcoholics... clearly [16/10/2017 23:54:43] Jonk: HhEeEe hEee HeeE hEeeE HeEE [16/10/2017 23:55:06] Jonk: insert mickey mouse mating call [16/10/2017 23:55:32] Jonk: heebis to jeebis help mah neebis [16/10/2017 23:55:44] Jonk: LETS SEE YER DIRTIES [16/10/2017 23:56:03] Jonk: RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE [16/10/2017 23:56:16] Jonk: Slappin the D [16/10/2017 23:56:26] Jonk: ARE THE RAMEN IS GONE [16/10/2017 23:56:37] Jonk: But I like the ramen [16/10/2017 23:57:33] Jonk: reads my annotations [16/10/2017 23:57:41] Jonk: famous [16/10/2017 23:58:00] Jonk: THE FLOOR IS LAVA [16/10/2017 23:58:06] Jonk: This is MY ball [16/10/2017 23:58:25] Jonk: LETS DO A STRIKEY STRIKE [16/10/2017 23:58:29] Jonk: MIKEY MIKE [16/10/2017 23:58:44] Jonk: FUCK SUck I'M OKAY I LIVED [16/10/2017 23:58:50] Jonk: auUUugH [16/10/2017 23:59:03] Jonk: my nuggets have been stolen from me by an angery giraffe [16/10/2017 23:59:31] Jonk: EAT SLEEP KILL MAHSELF [16/10/2017 23:59:49] Jonk: eVUuUuR [00:00:44] Jonk: ZAPPY ZAPPY LIGHTENING POLE [00:00:50] Jonk: OMG ITS THORS DICK [00:01:02] Jonk: How am I dancing on thors dick? [00:01:08] Jonk: zappy zappy lightening [00:01:26] Jonk: ME AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH HAVE HAD A COUPLE NIGHTS TOGETHER OKAY? [00:01:33] Jonk: SmokaAAAAy [00:02:02] Jonk: his mum walks in [00:02:41] Jonk: "I saved myself from committing suicide" [00:03:03] Beck Walker: I'm going to sleep lol [00:03:09] Jonk: baiiiiiii [00:03:16] Jonk: lord cookiebin [00:03:45] Jonk: silence? [00:04:11] Jonk: silenceness doesn't exist [00:04:47] Jonk: aw for fFFfffFFFfffff [00:05:10] Jonk: sings bohemian rhapsody for some reason [00:05:18] Jonk: EeEeEEeEE [00:05:32] Jonk: Seven EeeBeee dabadaba [00:05:56] Jonk: aAAa [00:06:36] Jonk: im a magical space fucking wizrd [00:06:42] Jonk: I DONT FUCK SPACE [00:06:53] Jonk: nO NoNonONoNoNO [00:07:15] Jonk: BURNY BURNY SUN SUN [00:07:51] Jonk: SUPER SPEEDY BLUE THING [00:08:16] Jonk: theres also the one that was really big [00:08:38] Jonk: there was a dog that was an alien dog that was orange [00:08:43] Jonk: GHOSTIE EVILNESS [00:09:02] Jonk: DIAMOND MAN [00:09:06] Jonk: DIAMOND MAN [00:09:18] Jonk: Big blobby stuff [00:09:29] Jonk: AAaaAaA big blobby one [00:09:51] Jonk: bepper [00:09:58] Jonk: MMmMmmMm [00:10:39] Jonk: why is everybody but me dead [00:10:50] Jonk: tanky tanky tank tank [00:11:08] Jonk: OW MY FUCKING FOREHEAD [00:11:23] Jonk: LIY-LA-LAZORS [00:11:57] Jonk: SHOOTS ONLY THE FUCK OUTTA HIM [00:12:13] Jonk: avatar sex? [00:12:20] Jonk: DREGS [00:12:54] Jonk: Please............................don't die [00:13:21] Jonk: lemmie shoot all these doggos in the face because I shoot doggos [00:13:35] Jonk: BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE THEYRE ALIEN DOGGOS [00:14:12] Jonk: iIIIIIM bburnInG AGaIN [00:14:46] Jonk: "Im not reviving you" [00:15:33] Jonk: they really don't to anything with those 4 arms [00:15:35] Jonk: I mean [00:15:48] Jonk: maybe they do and we don't kno because its a bit NSFW [00:16:13] Jonk: "Guess you could say they're not a good ARMY" [00:16:21] Jonk: That's a thIIIiiiIng [00:16:37] Jonk: AHM GETTIN SHOT IN THE NOGGIN [00:17:10] Jonk: "that's LITERALLY explosive diarheoa" [00:17:18] Jonk: cant spell diarrhoea [00:17:49] Jonk: I just got a hug from a tank [00:17:58] Jonk: ITS GUN CANNON OF NOBBYNESS [00:18:35] Jonk: SSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on a pole [00:19:02] Jonk: "Im the reason the stars are named after people" [00:19:20] Jonk: Ill zap you like a ......................................................................................................................... toaster in a bathtub [00:19:33] Jonk: "why is it green?" [00:20:41] Jonk: fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck [00:20:52] Jonk: shooty bastard [00:21:00] Jonk: LOOK AT TRUMPS WALL [00:21:06] Jonk: Too many walls.. [00:21:30] Jonk: AhAAAAAhhHaHahahAh [00:22:00] Jonk: alright kids lets all line up for grenade time [00:23:28] Jonk: wazalabananamaaaaaaaan [00:24:21] Jonk: its the new trend [00:24:42] Jonk: my new hobby [00:24:58] Jonk: "I love purple balls" [00:25:11] Jonk: heheh [00:25:32] Jonk: NNnnNNNnN [00:26:11] Jonk: "*something about cannons*" [00:28:59] Jonk: I hear screaming children.......... im scared [00:29:09] Jonk: just screaming children [00:30:05] Jonk: something about being in children [00:30:12] Jonk: "don't quote that" [00:30:28] Jonk: Being INSIDE a SCREAMING CHILD? [00:30:44] Jonk: "cancer bullshit" [00:31:12] Jonk: "ronking our wonks" [00:32:00] Jonk: YOU CAN TOUCH MY BIG MAN CLAN [00:32:08] Jonk: Whhhee slide [00:32:53] Jonk: Awwww FUCK its me [00:33:05] Jonk: THOSE STAIRS DOWN THERES [00:33:26] Jonk: BYEBYEZAVALA [00:33:47] Jonk: "iM gonna dance on this pole now" [00:34:01] Jonk: ayeoanayego [00:34:06] Jonk: idek [00:34:17] Jonk: I AM QUITE HAPPY TO GO TO EARTH [00:34:29] Jonk: Ive been to earth in real life [00:34:33] Jonk: HOLLYOATS [00:34:40] Jonk: I WANT A RELIGIOUS NUT [00:35:03] Jonk: I KINDA LIKE THE NESUS ARMOUR [00:35:21] Jonk: BUT I DONT THINK ITS NESUS ARY [00:35:44] Jonk: Its like that but with my face [00:35:57] Jonk: KekekeNyAAaaahaha [00:36:53] Jonk: ill be back in a sec ive had to pee since I started typing [00:38:48] Jonk: "whatever was said while I was gone" [00:39:13] Jonk: conclusion Ryan is a dead pig [00:39:40] Jonk: "don't PLANET just take us there" [00:39:47] Jonk: AaaaaAAAAAaaAAAa.... planet [00:40:09] Jonk: "you shove your head up his ass all you want" [00:40:19] Jonk: FunctIIiiiioooOOOoon [00:40:30] Jonk: By BbBrRAaaiIInnNN my BbRrraaAaIiiNNn [00:40:46] Jonk: "Its gona kill the child"??? [00:41:01] Jonk: illuminati [00:41:06] Jonk: confirmed [00:41:34] Jonk: Ya skallywager [00:41:54] Jonk: AaaaAaAAaaAAaAAaaAAaaaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAaAaaAaa [00:42:02] Jonk: EeeEuuuUuUuugh [00:42:13] Jonk: "lets have a drag race" [00:42:27] Jonk: couch? [00:42:43] Jonk: Like a bloody giant nose [00:42:48] Jonk: YOURE a giant nose [00:43:10] Jonk: "Theres a shop here called Amsell" [00:43:19] Jonk: "Amsell you somethings" [00:43:38] Jonk: Ahm FFffffffffffffff [00:43:46] Jonk: HHuHUHHuUUuUhuhU [00:44:04] Jonk: incomprehensible [00:44:20] Jonk: I SSOOoOouuuuUnD [00:44:38] Jonk: AHmm gonna Diee agaIN [00:44:51] Jonk: AHM NOT GOOD AT THE WHOLE LIVING THING [00:45:15] Jonk: Pikey dikeys? [00:45:26] Jonk: Little bike thing is a lesbian [00:45:52] Jonk: YOURE a bike that shoots lazers [00:46:05] Jonk: ILL SLAP YOU WITH YOUR BRAIN [00:46:38] Jonk: RYAN WANTS TO FUCK BRAINS [00:47:50] Jonk: youre a slap connon [00:47:53] Jonk: cannon [00:48:11] Jonk: I don't wanna know what they do with their slap connnons in their spare time [00:48:21] Jonk: they slap their cannons in their own time [00:48:34] Jonk: Im over HhEReReRReeeeeeuuuuuur# [00:49:15] Jonk: AAaaAaApPPlPLpplLlpLPLp! [00:49:25] Jonk: oOOoooooOooOoeeeeEeaAaaahhhH [00:49:39] Jonk: Ahm gonae bedaedaedae [00:50:06] Jonk: he was blown up by a tree [00:50:39] Jonk: thank you come again [00:50:46] Jonk: ah crap [00:50:54] Jonk: AaAAaaAaaAaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [00:51:10] Jonk: look at MeEeeEeeEEeE [00:51:41] Jonk: Teleport me into the sky and break my ankles ( daddy ;) ) [00:51:56] Jonk: "Im in someones bedroom now" [00:52:29] Jonk: YOURE PATHETIC OHAI DERE [00:52:39] Jonk: loLoLOLoloLOloLOL [00:52:47] Jonk: aaaAaAAaaAAaH [00:52:54] Jonk: HE SCREAMS A LOT [00:53:06] Jonk: Did you just assume his gender [00:53:17] Jonk: stop assuming the genders of floating eeyeballs [00:53:26] Jonk: BOOM BOOM CANNON OF BOOM BOOOMNESS [00:55:52] Jonk: don't dye me [00:56:00] Jonk: OH NO THERES A GRANADE UP MY VAGINA [00:56:07] Jonk: heheheh [00:56:15] Jonk: TALK ABOUT BEING BANGED [00:56:31] Jonk: I LIKE THIS BUSH [00:56:40] Jonk: this is a nice bush [00:56:48] Jonk: WHAT BUSHES ARE EXPLODING? [00:56:58] Jonk: #prayforbush [00:57:13] Jonk: AAAaaAHHh theres A PPpLlaAA [00:57:23] Jonk: ....im on fire.... [00:57:32] Jonk: zappy zappy zap [00:57:56] Jonk: MY PIGS ON FIYAH [00:58:04] Jonk: BAP THE SAYON? [00:58:15] Jonk: Were going on an adventure~ [00:58:25] Jonk: YOURE A STARLORD [00:58:56] Jonk: I DONT FUCK BRAINS [00:59:06] Jonk: I fffffUUUuh [00:59:20] Jonk: I cant get my pike up there [00:59:25] Jonk: 8is he saying bike?* [00:59:48] Jonk: pike is correct [01:00:01] Jonk: only pike in life [01:00:55] Jonk: 1..2....3...4...5....6....17...18 [01:01:12] Jonk: oh no im being killed by nothing [01:01:19] Jonk: YAAaAay [01:01:25] Jonk: Raggy doll [01:02:30] Jonk: CHESTICLES [01:02:46] Jonk: Slap the flag [01:04:03] Jonk: I killed the big guy [01:04:27] Jonk: BOOM BOOM MAN IM NOT TRYING TO BOOM BOOM YOU [01:04:41] Jonk: BOOM BOOM ME DADDY [01:04:50] Jonk: "Aliens are bad people" [01:05:02] Jonk: "lets build a roof to keep the aliens out"# [01:05:25] Jonk: HEY HERES SOME ASSBLASTS FOR YOU BASTARDS [01:05:42] Jonk: yA MON AHM A DED MON [01:06:02] Jonk: AAAAAAaaAAAaaaA BABALABBADEEBALABADA [01:06:07] Jonk: FUCK YAR MAH [01:06:20] Jonk: I beybladed the fuk outta that drone [01:06:35] Jonk: Yeeeeeeeeh! [01:06:42] Jonk: ohnonono [01:06:49] Jonk: sad kitty kitty [01:07:15] Jonk: Loadydoady [01:07:23] Jonk: DERES THE BIG BOY [01:07:28] Jonk: BIG BIG BOY BOY [01:07:38] Jonk: HERE COMES THE BIG FUCKBOY [01:07:44] Jonk: WITH HIS FUCKBOY GUN [01:07:50] Jonk: dae ye mind [01:08:06] Jonk: AHHHM BEING STABBED BY HIS BABIES [01:08:39] Jonk: Helllowwww! [01:08:55] Jonk: "Hi, im dead" [01:09:31] Jonk: youre a circle g-google plus [01:10:42] Jonk: wheres my heralded biscuit [01:10:55] Jonk: "youre just a digestive biscuit" [01:11:31] Jonk: HAVE A DING DONG DOODLE [01:11:52] Jonk: BOOM EVERYFING [01:12:01] Jonk: "wHOS YOUR DADDY" [01:12:37] Jonk: SPAAAAAAAAACE MAN I REALLY WANNA GO TO SPAAAAAAAAAAACE MAN~ [01:13:34] Jonk: loud music [01:13:39] Jonk: too loud [01:14:24] Jonk: "annnnnd you shall die" [01:15:35] Jonk: shooting them in the face with a grenade launcher isn't really punching them [01:16:47] Jonk: TOO LOUD MUSIC RYAN [01:16:56] Jonk: stabby stabby of the stab stab [01:17:20] Jonk: aAAaAAAAAaaaA [01:19:58] Jonk: he still hasn't turned down his music... [01:21:13] Jonk: who invited boulder120 to mah clan [01:21:17] Jonk: YER MAW [01:22:54] Jonk: steady hand became a bit of a shakey hand [01:25:35] Jonk: get yer face inside mines [01:26:13] Jonk: he can Nathan fill me in [01:26:30] Jonk: but youre so good at the fuck? [01:26:39] Jonk: kaede get me laid [01:26:56] Jonk: he playssszzzzZzZzZZzZz [01:27:06] Jonk: "I HATE THINGS" [01:27:26] Jonk: SHIPPY SHIPPY SHIP [01:27:45] Jonk: how do I even get in the thing [01:27:53] Jonk: THE SHIP IS A LIE [01:28:44] Jonk: Jared sukks [01:29:03] Jonk: Cayde is spelt cayde [01:30:55] Jonk: ryan is being a good good [01:31:26] Jonk: #womanschoice bbys [01:31:58] Jonk: #keepabortianlegal [01:33:01] Yangy: #ImAPolitics [01:33:44] Jonk: fin [01:37:41] Jonk: diarrhoea [01:38:00] Jonk: is the correct spelling [01:42:26] Yangy: Well [01:42:27] Jonk: bbys is not boys [01:42:32] Jonk: its babies [01:42:33] Yangy: That was an adventure [01:42:37] Jonk: babys [01:42:38] Jonk: bbys [01:42:54] Jonk: boiiiiiiiiiis [01:44:41] Jonk: 3 HOURS OF ANNOTATING [01:44:52] Jonk: I NEED AN AWARD

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