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I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend
She thinks I'm joking
But I'm ready
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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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bloopers BLOOPERS WAKE UP IWTV NATION!!!!!!!
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#THE CHAIR IS MORTAL ENEMY NUMBER 1#“I PRE-RELEASED” OMG BEN#everyone laughing feels so good#sdcc#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv bloopers#mine
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i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character
#fun umbral lore. i can barely read cursive#if you want to hide anything from me then write it in cursive and i will literally never be able to read it#or write it. i had to google cursive text generator and copy it for this#ill settle on textbox designs also eventually#god its been so long since i've drawn the manor gang i think#saw this post and i immediately thought “cyn”#it has nothing to do with her being my number 1 blorbo. bite me#murder drones#art#murder drones n#murder drones v#murder drones j#murder drones cyn#serial designation n#serial designation j#serial designation v#they're so gay also they blushed immediately after this and made out probably im still torn between like 5 different ships#curse you fanfics for putting these ideas in my head
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Polish Miku shows off her new hair
#hatsune miku#miku worldwide#vocaloid#my arts#that previous doodle blew up on twitter save me#I accidentally summoned over 7k people with that doodle#context- biedronka has been giving people over 1 meter long shopping receipts filled with nothing but vouchers and it's a meme now#her shirt is supposed to have number 5 on it but i changed it to 01
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unhinged caffeinated koby let him cook
#koby#one piece#number 1 luffy defender#got a request for gremlin koby but he came out more unhinged#kobylu#hes got such a soft spot for him#cuties#unhinged koby
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#by @/garbanzo_meatball on ig if that link doesn't work.#spongebob#1 of the first ppl who ever wrote in thr tags on this said like 'oh this is gonna do numbers on here'.#an oracle right outside my window and foolishly still i did not heed them.#it was back to my usual 0 notes again then i check this app on 1st day of pride and have 99+. i dies at ye.#garbanzo meatball funny. everybody love you garbanzo meatball
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did one for piercings so let's do one for tattoos!
#y'all with the higher numbers are so lucky#i will be you one day!#i only have 1#jess.polls#tattoos#tattoo polls#tattoo poll#body mods#body mod#body modification#tumblr polls#tumblr poll#random poll#random polls#poll#polls
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im straight up “against it” and by it haha well. lets justr say. the kitchen floor
#will wood#against the kitchen floor#did you know i had the number 1 amount of listens for this song for a bit on last fm. yeah#i’m number 2 rn but i’m close behind number 1#will wood icimi
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Hear me out, Michael would think Roxy is SICK AF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#fnaf roxy#roxanne wolf#security breach#fnaf fanart#Guys just walk with me for a moment#MICHAEL would think Roxy is super cool#he’s a foxy liker after all so natural evolution is Roxy#BUT Roxy is an 80s rocker who drives race cars and wears sunglasses etc#it’s like right up Michael’s alley#on top of all that her personality#she’s mean a bully even but is deeply insecure#not only that but she’s actually lowkey very sweet and cares about folks#like Michael would relate to her#It’s not even he finds her attractive or anything like that it’s purely she’s badass and related to her#Michael and Cassie number 1 Roxy fans out here#Also Vanessa might not be as much of a fan#but its because she works with them all the time BAHA#THE Glamrocks are canon divas#the 80s punk kid in Michael just took hold Roxy is simply cool to em
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NUMBER ONE?! NUMBER FUCKING O N E?! ON TUMBLR?! T U M B L R ? !
#Jesus Christ man#Kendrick Lamar#Drake#drizzy drake#diss track#like what even. I was shocked when it was at 9th but number 1? number 1 on the lgbt fandom obsessed site where we listen to mcr Radiohead#lemon demon tv girl girl in red k-pop and all of that shit but it’s Kendrick who trends no 1. what FUCKING reality. What reality man…#like that#euphoria#6:16 in la#meet the grahams#not like us#rap#ive also just noticed that my post is one of the headliner ones lmfao (fourth one in)
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absolutely haunting google maps point of interest. what do they know? do I want to know? do you?
#incessant meowing#there’s no phone number or website#it just says ‘open 24 hours. hours edited by others 1 week ago’#i think it’s part of a gated community too?#unsure but still scared
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>looking into the official English release of Japanese media
>fandom says the translation is horrible
>ask them if the translation is actually bad or if it was just localized
>they don't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram showing what is a bad translation and what is localization
>they laugh and say 'it's a bad translation'
>check it out anyway
>it's localized
#spitblaze says things#idk why im mad about this still lmao#WEIRD assumptions that a 1:1 literal translation would be better than a translation that people with a different language and culture will#yknow. understand#doin numbers
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He has this sparkle about him
#dc impulse#bart allen#kon el superboy#superboy#konner kent#dc robin#tim drake#dc#dc comics#young justice#I didn’t capture impulse’s fuck ass hair#konner is impulses number 1 believer#I finally understand the yj hype oh em gee
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