#that hamster was fucking weird

[jrueships]

idc if this stupid tubi ass show has no Fandom on here, these two should've made out passionately in multiple scenes. idc

[wizardharuspex]

ham-ham healers

[regallibellbright]

… It just occurred to me.

Dogs can’t distinguish the color red.

Is Komugi aware she is pink?

And if she is, how disorienting is it to be able to change species and suddenly see a new range of colors?

While we’re at it if she does have human color vision she’s also not going to see as much of the ultraviolet spectrum as she can before and.

Like I don’t expect this show to go even as far as your average Animorphs book in terms of the Differing Primary Sensations of different species and how strange it would be to suddenly adapt to having a weaker sense of smell and different vision priorities and different audible range in, you know, the middle of battle, much less making a statement about the natural variation in human abilities but like.

I do have questions here.

[eldritchamy]

me, drinking coffee for once: this is it, this is going to fix me. today I will have just enough of a functional brain to be productive and get important things done

the horrible little creature that lives in my brain and decides what I hyperfixate on and when I go into an infodumping trance on an arbitrary topic and also makes me wildly over- or under-use punctuation:

[kowaindar0u]

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i was looking for something specific (i forget what. i got sidetracked, obviously), but i found a pic from when i was... quite drunk myself at a small birthday gathering that turned into an actual party. so it was quite loud and i was a bit stressed but then. SUDDENLY HAMSTER?? from who knows where???

and it, naturally, made me think about hamster!yuichi again and like. imagining some toudans just kinda hanging out, having a pretty chill little gathering... but then yuichi rolls up in his lil ball and everyone's like !! YOOOOOO ARUJI!!!! and then it's a party

unrelated, but i also found these during my search for whatever it was hehe:

[oh-gh0st]

$42 dollars for dreamy choro and hamster choro. do i get it...

[clawsextended]

selina fucking adores minsc. she loves this guy. she met him and instantly vibed with him the second she talked him through his mind control. she went out on a LIMB to save him for jaheira. she got like three ‘minsc approves’ in a row in a convo with him.

[lunarlicorice]

ruby spears and megamix and archie proto man are so different. you cannot convince me those are the same guy

[ironmanstan]

the dichotomy of man (need to get out of this fuckin house but if i go then i can not see my cats)

[rosebud64]

"Why do hamsters have weird deaths?" people after describing the Saw traps they'd put their hamsters through:

[savageboar]

im finding a like. disturbing common ground where people with murderous tendencies specifically like to target hamsters and cats in particular. and it's really strange. and distressing.

[bugmin]

girl problem of the day is that i know better and i know ill get hurt again but i also know its ending and soon its going to be the last time because nothing that lives that way lives for long so how do i not still hope itll happen the right way this time even though it cant change the fact it was wrong and cruel for all that time and the sea changes colors but the sea does not change and sometimes im still 9 years old and who was it that said hope is an incurable bleed and yes this is about my father

[torchstelechos]

I think Binghe deserves to know about SQQ's past life as SY, not because I think he deserves to know why he got shoved into the abyss but because I think he deserve to know SQQ's fucking weird ass little mind. Wife plots and all. I think this would give Binghe some enrichment for his Shizun enclosure, cause nothing would make his little bingpup hamster wheel of a brain spin faster than realizing that SQQ is thinking about him 24/7 and is as obsessed with him as he is with SQQ

[puff-world]

We are all hamster

i love when hamtaro characters look like they should be another animal entirely but nope!! theyre still hamsters

oh u think thats a mouse?? nope, hamster

monkey?? nope, hamster

rabbits, tanukis, chinchillas?? nope, every single one of these guys is a hamster

whatever tf this thing is?? still a hamster. also he can turn into a dragon

and he dated this thing (still a hamster)

who can also transform into THIS thing (still a hamster)

[gay-dorito-dust]

This may sound cliché but how would batboys react to their rlly shy gf trying to do the 1st move before them aka holding hand but cannot, hands trembling, red cheeks and biting lips from frustration?

Literally like a pouting chipmunk/hamster on the spot.

Dick

Would smile at how adorable you looked with flustered face, trying your hardest to incite holding his hand, only to back out when you felt as though you’d pass out from how warm you were making yourself.

He will coo at how precious you were being while cupping your face in his hands and asked ‘can I kiss your face senseless pretty cutie?’ And when you gave him a affirmative answer, dick was more then ready to start smothering your face in kisses a plenty, so much so that he could feel your cheeks warming up beneath his lips that he got addicted to how cute you were while respecting your boundaries.

He knows how much pressure you put yourself under when trying to hold his hand, so dick will take the burden off of your shoulders and hold your hand for you while wearing the biggest smile on his face.

Dick adored you but didn’t want you to push yourself out of your comfort zone when you were nowhere near ready yet, he appreciated that you were trying but he didn’t want you to feel uncomfortable for doing this just for him and so he’ll gladly make the first move forever and always until you feel like you could easily do so without stressing yourself over it to the point where you just kinda shut down.

He doesn’t want you, his beloved shy sweetheart, to feel as though you were meant to make the first move when you were uncertain about how to hold his hand, dick will continue to do anything and everything he could even if it meant making himself look like an idiot, just so it meant that you can keep in your comfort zones just a little while longer. So let him hold your hand instead and relax, he’s got you.

Tim

Probably just as awkward as you were when trying to hold his hand, he wants to hold your hand too but tends to overthink how he could do so without coming across weird, too assertive or anything else that would shy you away from showing him affection.

Had sweaty palms and would accidentally swipe his hand away from yours when he feels you wanting to hold his hand, just to wipe his palms on his pants before offering it back to you with a soft smile.

You’re both trying to work through it and there have been countless times where ‘sorry’ had left your lips almost every second of every day when trying to hold his hand, only for Tim to wave it off and awkwardly grab your hand himself.

Or you’d both stand there like a pair of awkward goobers who was straining every muscle in their bodies just to hold pinkies. It’s hilarious as it was sad, but Tim is smart enough to know what you want and is more then willing to give it too you, and yet he also suffers from the same thing that riddled you and so there were times where you’re both just staring at each others hands with a want and need to hold.

So when you did finally hold hands, you’re not thrown into another situation of when was enough hand holding before you got sweaty palms and weird your partner out, so you both end up keeping up the hand holding and get sweaty palms regardless.

Damian

Grabs your hand while muttering under his breath with a flustered expression, ���fucking commit and hold my hand.’

He wants you to hold his hand even if his resting bitch face says otherwise, so please give him what he so desperately wants and holds his hand, he wants your hand pressed against his.

He’s starved for any and all affection from you however he could but lacked the voice to speak upon his desires, which is very odd for him, considering how easily he could speak his mind but the moment you hold his face in his hands nothing else mattered to Damian.

He just wants your affection but lacks the courage to say so without it coming across as harsh or demanding towards your much more shy and sensitive nature.

So sometimes he’ll probably pout and hold out his hand in your direction and wait as long as he needs for you to get the hint and hold his damn hand, or even walks up to you and snatches your hand himself, all the while keeping a firm but protective grip on it at all times through the rest of the day.

Jason

Would give signals to you that he wants you to hold his hand but didn’t want to push you into do so.

He wanted you to go at your own pace as while he wanted it just as bad, if not worse then you, he wanted you to learn that he wasn’t going to bat your hand away when you needed comfort from him.

He would coo at how cute you are being and kiss for your head and whisper ‘here let me show you.’ Before gently grabbing your hand, put it in his and intertwined your fingers as he soon grew addicted to the visual of your hand being swamped by his own, protected and safe as a hand could be. ‘It’s not so scary and I would never push your affection away, never you hear me chipmunk?’

You’d hum and Jason would kiss your forehead again as he drew you into his arms, allowing his scent to calm you down. Jason loved that you loved him enough to want to hold his hand, but didn’t want you to struggle in doing so if you weren’t ready to do so yet.

He didn’t want you to hurt yourself to give him affection just because that was expected of you. Much like Dick, he’d take the weight off of your shoulders and hold your hand instead, hold you close to his chest and greet you with soft kisses and affectionate words of comfort.

‘You did great peanut, I’m so proud of you.’ He’d whisper against your head as he squeezed your hand in his own, allowing you to feel all his callouses and fall more in love with this man who had the softest heart.

Bruce

Would just gently take your hand in his, squeeze it comfortingly and maybe press a kiss to the back of it, all while in silence as he multitasked.

Bruce wanted you to feel comfortable enough to incite the hand holding but was more than willing to meet you halfway if you became too shy or overwhelmed to do so yourself. He’s not use to affection himself but he was more than welcoming of your affection and would never turn it away unless he had a reason to, which was rare.

He doesn’t bring too much attention to your want to hold his hand, he didn’t wish to push you even more into the spotlight then you already have done to yourself mentally, he just continues on with his day while having your hand intertwined with his.

He made sure that Alfred didn’t say anything of it either just so he could hold your hand a little while longer, it calmed him and grounded him when he needed it most, you didn’t think much of your touch nor the effect it had, but Bruce thought about it on a daily basis to the point where he can not be clam nor rational without holding you somehow.

There were no words spoken between you two as the little squeezes of hands and softest of sighs passing lips were enough for him to know that his touch had just as much of a calming effect on you too. And so with a small smile on his face, Bruce squeezed your once more before pressing a kiss to it as he tugs you through the manor and back to bed.

‘Don’t pressure yourself, if you don’t feel comfortable then don’t force yourself into doing so. Allow me to uptake the things that you aren’t ready to do just yet.’ He would whisper to you before gently coddling you against his chest as you both feel asleep, making sure that his back was towards the door, always the protective lover.

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Series #1 (Cont.)

MC: ...

Raphael: *in shackles*

MC: ...

MC: What the fuck- Did I do this?

Bael, Amon, Stolas, and Naberius: ...

Bael, Amon, Stolas, and Naberius: *nod*

MC: ...

MC: *pressed their fingers to the bridge of their nose*

MC: Yeah... This is what I get for choosing the easy route. *decided to try summoning angels they could eat and accidentally summoned Raphael instead*

Bael: Nevertheless, this is a success since you captured Seraph Raphael with minimal effort.

MC: ...

MC: Bael, I'm NOT that powerful. And I don't know how long till I lose my power over him.

Naberius: Should we eliminate him now?

Stolas: We should!

MC: ...

Amon: It seems you have something in mind.

MC: You noticed?

Bael: What is it you're thinking?

MC: Listen, we have a seraph in front of us.

MC: There's only one thing to do in times like this.

Amon: ...

Amon: Devour him?

MC: *facepalm*

Naberius: Amon...

MC: Experiments, spells, and I'm interested in his weapon, so I'm stealing that.

Raphael: *tries to speak but no words are coming out of his mouth*

MC: Prepare a room for me and- *looks at Raphael* *then nods to themselves*

MC: Get me a wagon.

Bael: Pft-

MC: *has created new sets of seeds, but they have no purpose yet*

Raphael: *looking at the seeds*

MC: Scared I'll turn you into a demon?

MC: Trust me, I'm not going to do that.

MC: ...

MC: Or I might change you into something.

MC: Like a dove or a hamster.

Raphael: ...

MC: *imagined it for a second then grimaced* You won't be cute.

Raphael: *angry expression*

MC: Anyway, let's get started. *pulls out a small knife*

Raphael: ...

MC: *cuts their finger and lets the blood drip on the floor* *then walks up to him*

MC: Open your mouth.

Raphael: ...

Raphael: *follows their instruction*

MC: *made him drink a few droplets of their blood* *then starts saying an incantation*

Raphael: ...

Raphael: *begins to feel feverish, but soon a sense of calm washes over him*

MC: ...

MC: That's weird. You're taking it well. Or maybe because you're a seraph, who knows.

Raphael: ...

MC: If you’re curious, I’ve placed a magical explosive inside your body.

MC: Defy my orders and you'll be dead.

Raphael: ...

Michael: ...

The angels: ...

Michael: Raphael has been captured, you say?

A cherub: Yes, sir. We'll be on our way to save him.

Michael: ...

Michael: You think someone like you could save a seraph?

A cherub: ...No, sir.

Michael: ...

Michael: Raphael will be able to handle it himself.

MC: *eating a fried angel's meat next to Raphael*

Raphael: ...

MC: You know, I've never tasted a seraph before.

MC: I wonder if you'll taste good.

Raphael: ...

MC: By the way, want some?

Raphael: ...

MC: This shit slaps if you just forget it was an angel before.

Raphael: ...

Raphael: *has a subtle smile on his face*

MC: *raises an eyebrow*

MC: If you're trying to intimidate me, that won't work.

*MC doesn't realize that it's not the reason why he's smiling.*

*In Gehenna*

Satan: MC CAUGHT RAPHAEL?!

Gehenna devils: *in shock*

Leviathan: *on the other line* Yes. It appears they’re trying to exert control over him.

Satan: *laughs* They're learning.

Leviathan: No. They need to be cautious.

Satan: Don't you trust them, Levi?

Leviathan: It's not that I don't, but I believe something ominous is about to happen.

Satan: And what could that be?