#thanks Kid
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marisashorror · 6 months ago
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Little girl at Starbucks: I like your shirt
The shirt in question was my black and red, angsty, industrial HEALTH t shirt. 🤷‍♀️
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askurameshiyusuke · 5 months ago
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Hello Yusuke💚 not much to say EXCEPT I'm a big fan of yours ✨ keep up the good work! Oh and please let Hiei know I think he's such a cute frickin little gremlin 👁️👁️
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loveryss · 10 months ago
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I'm dying. Caught a stomach bug from my kid and now I'm vomiting every 20 minutes ☠️
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caspersscareschool · 1 year ago
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a kid who i've already met multiple times before introduced himself to me today by saying "Hi, I'm [his name]. I'm a troublemaker and I like to break things." then started swinging around a large stick presumably with the intent to harm
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buckyofficailbarnes · 4 months ago
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*gives you this*
It’s squishy you can squish and stretch him
*slow squish*
…huh
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theceolacanther · 5 months ago
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being closeted is weird cause like. yesterday my cousins (8 and 10) came down and visited and i let them do my hair and all everyone was like wow youre so nice letting them do that and its so sweet that youre leaving them in and i was all like teehee im girlmode rn never had people play with my hair like this i like this im sooooo girlcoded rn. also how in past relationships ive braided my partners hair and done the same thing. i love being a tranny so many benefits (if you ingore the evil parasites lurking in the dark)
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lichen-soup-scribe · 11 months ago
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I love it when kids are overly precise. I was telling this kid about the bug zoo's summer volunteer program for teens -- he was a a few years too young for it but I could tell he'd love it once he's old enough. He responds with, "We have a volunteer at my school! Her name's Miss May, or just May if you're an adult."
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mushroomwillow · 10 months ago
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4yo “Mama why did you take so long to go?”
“Because I couldn’t see if there were cars coming.”
“But you have eyes.”
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lostinthewrongfandom · 1 year ago
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You don’t know true confused horror until a four year old that looks like the ghost of a Victorian child turns to you and with no prompting says “You’re not dead…”
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wordsbyrian · 1 year ago
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You are amazing, don’t let this get to your head now 🙄
But seriously quite funny, mostly good advice and great talks. You are in need of a new job and a sleep schedule (no judgment)
You where for sure between top 3 and 5 of blogs I started talking over DMs too and yeah now you are stuck with my stupid ass 🤭😈
Yup chill person, now forget everything about this otherwise your head will explode from your ego
wow look at this blank message!
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medicus-felini · 1 year ago
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🌶️ pet play?
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❝ My captain calls me cat everyday. Don't think I can get horny from being called those things after that. ❞
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saltedsolenoid · 2 years ago
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geturasstomars · 2 years ago
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im going baby mode *spits a piece of wet bread into my hand and offers it to you while making direct eye contact*
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kindsoulbuddy · 2 years ago
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I can’t tell y’all how many times one of my kids (at ages 2-4) have pointed to a strange man in public and said “Daddy!”
That’s so embarrassing fr
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elisabethhobbeswrites · 2 years ago
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My kid made me this and I feel so old. 😫😂
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sansheritageposts · 2 years ago
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youre looking pretty snassy today
merry crisis
merry krismas
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