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okaydiscount · 1 year ago
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Baby's first unusual!!!!!
just unboxed my first unusual and i think i got suuuper lucky with it
cuz its with the mean captain which i love and it looks really cool with pyro's dead heat cosmetic so i just HAD to draw it :33
(i may have gone a little overboard with the drawing lol)
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okaydiscount · 7 months ago
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DUIHUIPFUIODDD
BBHUIJUISDGHUISDGUIOPHJSD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ahhahahahbgvbasbsuijg uhghgh
its the them!!!! biker pyro...... tehheee anmd jean <3 staring into my soul <3333
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SORRYIF THIS IS RUSHED 💔@okaydiscount
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also i really really like jean you should draw jean 10 billion times /j
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smallturtlebomb · 2 months ago
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.ᐟ 𐰁 𝗓 ᶻmasterpost timeeeeeᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ
/\_/\ (\ __ /) A__A
( ˶•o•˶) ( •ω• ) ( •⤙• )
ଘ(ა🍱) (ა🍙૮)。 (🍜٩ )੭
✰ sup im lee/stb but u can call me whatever you’d like. And welcome to the disaster team, nice to have ya ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹ i am a minor so pls, do not be weird to me. i go by any pronouns but id prefer if you’d use they/them on me, thx
✰ i really, and i mean REALLY love tmnt & monkey wrench at the moment but i also like splatoon, dunmeshi, sing, tf2, murder drones, class of 09, gravity falls, and a lot more…
✰ go ahead and feel free to ask questions abt me or my ocs. i rlly like yapping so it would be great if u did that _(^_^)_
✰ askbox/art requests: open!!! i would love to draw for you guys!
✰ status: semi-active. i won’t post original stuff that often anymore due to school so plz be patient with content.
✰ here r some of my rp accounts:
@c0m1c-c0llecter (odyn from tmnttlr)
@n3k0-c0la (ml my tmnt oc)
@s3a-sc3n3-k1ng (akira my tmnt oc)
@s0ur-fl0wer (mina my tmnt oc)
@th30r1z3r (rae my tmnt oc)
@gradient-orange (my version of tmnt mikey)
@wing-wave (wingnut from tmntmm/tottmnt)
@turtl3-0f-str3ngth (tmnttlr oc)
@zap-ray (tmnttlr oc)
@coda-soda-boba (tmnttlr oc)
✰ some of my au’s:
splat wrench: mw boys + other characters r in splatoon
turtle wrench: rottmnt boys get transported to the mw universe
new generation: rottmnt fan kid’s r in the bad future and they go thru some stuff
✰ websitez:
pronouns page
strawpage
✰ writing stuff:
ml’s backstory
how the mad dogz met tlnd
turtlewrench plot
luz’s lore drop
✰ main tagz:
#stbyapping💥
#stbreblogs❕
#stbwriting💌
#stbart💣
#stbaskbox⭐️
#stbrp🌀
#stbfanart💤
✰ old tagz mention
✰ au tagz:
#turtle wrench
#N3W G3N3RAT10N
#splat wrench
✰ mutuals, mutuals, MUTUALS!!!:
#myc the bat🦇 ( @in3fin , pookie bear ^_^ )
#karkat♋️ ( @garfunkopop , the creature… )
#turtletempura🍤 ( @tempurafied , older sibling >_< )
+ idk who else to add (mutuals if u wanna be added, lmk!)
!!boundaries, bfyi, and dni!!
⇩(PLZ READ)⇩
✰ i do oc x canon & f/o content. i will sort of avoid other ships with these characters (im not mad at u for shipping the character I like with another, im just trying to protect my sensitive heart)
✰ im sort of sensitive so clarify things 4 me plz so i do not overthink ^_^
✰ im ok with u dming me, just state ur purpose and there will be a 50/50 percent chance I’ll respond
✰ for art requests, i will draw anything EXECPT NSFW. remember i am a MINOR and I don’t draw stuff like that
✰ idk if I’ll start commissions soon since I’m pretty busy at the moment
✰ I will accept art trades! I like doing them :p
✰ you can use my art as a pfp/banner (credit isn’t forced, but appreciated)
✰ do not repost my art and/or claim it as ur own on other platforms. I find it very disrespectful since I took my time making it
✰ do not copy/edit my art
✰ ok time for dni:
tcest/incest, proshippers, lgbtq+ phobia, pedos, zoos, ableist, racism, sexism, heavy nsfw, weird fetishes. all of this makes me very uncomfortable. if you interact with me in any way, i will block you.
✰ in rottmnt, i do not like casey jr x turtles, kendra x turtles, cassandra x turtles, and april x turtles. I ship april with sunita & cassandra, I ship jr with my oc, and kendra is my wife. i will avoid content containing these ships.
✰ i will call my f/o’s wife/husband/bf/gf/lover/partner so if ur uncomfortable with that, sorry!
✰ im not that great of an artists so expect some mistakes in my artwork
✰ i do not have a schedule 4 posting art and chapters of my aus/stories so pls be patient with content!
✰ my phobias:
trypophobia. just seeing pictures make me shiver and scratch my skin a lot.
trypanophobia. i don’t hate seeing them but being injected with a needle freaks me out.
nyctophobia. im not that scared of the dark, only what’s in it.
claustrophobia. seeing pictures are ok but being in the situation makes me panic.
acrophobia. picutres are ok as well, it’s the situation i hate.
anddddd… that’s all i got 4 now! cya around ^_^
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cryptidofthekeys · 5 years ago
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Its another tf2 oc and im not ashamed
Let me break it down to y’all how this happened, so basically- I wanted a mafia-esque spy character but then my brain decided ok mafia mans is coolio BUT WHAT IF... t e n t a s p y mafia boss man? And voila here this fucker is
Name: Alphonse Blanchard | Titles/Nicknames: The Spy, Boss which usually his "partners" call him that, or just call him Alphonse, only ONE person can call him AL, anyone else tries it and well it wont be a very pleasant experience | Gender: Male | Species/Race: Used to be a normal human, now he's a Tentaspy- a m o n s t e r. | Age: 49s/50s | Occupation: Even tho he's got the title of The Spy n such- he's p much teechnically a Mafia Boss- b i g boss man for sure- | Height: When he was human he was about 5'7", but now he's 8'9" (nearly 9ft) | Eye Color: His eye color when he was human was a Steel Gray color, his eyes are now a Charcoal color (mostly for their meanings n stuff), his pupils are also slit ones now. | Hair Color: (even though most of his face except for his eyes and mouth are covered by a balaclava and you'd most likely never see him without his mask on, his hair color is black with grey streaks in the sides of it, however for the record- his hair is VERY tidy and slicked back) | Appearance: Now, not much changes tbh- except... he cant wear pants bc of the tentacles on his lower half but I'll get to those in a minute, he wears v e r y fancy and HIGHLY expensive suits, only the f i n e s t of clothing for him, usually he wears dark gray or black suits but he does have other colors- their just ALL dark colors, he likes the appeal of black or gray colors- and he d e f i n i t e l y loves the meaning behind them, they fit him so well... He also wears fedoras, he has some rings (you know the ones- the ones that some mafia characters or just big shots in general tend to wear- yeaah, his biggest ring and the one he usually wears has a skull on it-), and he of course has a circle beard, oh and he has a lot of scars both on his upper human body and his tentacles even, just- gettin that outta the way right quick- now onto his more monstrous features... For starters, let's get the simple one out of the way, he DOES have claws now, long sharp black claws to be more specific- his tentacles are pitch black on top with Smoke Gray tiger-like stripes going down them his underbelly is also Smoke Gray color- and oh boy... here's the most complex thing- his teeth, while all his teeth are p much bear trap teeth, his lateral incisors both top and bottom are longer kinda like vampire teeth or something like that ya know, his actual canines both top and bottom ones along with his first AND second premolars (again both the top ones AND the bottom ones are actually curved (kinda like an anaconda's in a way- p much- just- hooked teeth, perfect for hooking onto prey and not letting go if need be) | Personality: Oh b o y well, where to even begin with this motherfucker? He's narcissistic as hell "I k n o w I'm handsome, yes~" and god forbid you compliment him or anything- bc with e v e r y compliment, every good thing said about him his ego inflates and grows tenfold, even if you say bad shit about him- he don't give a fuck- as long as it doesn't affect his reputation then you'll be fine! He'll just pay no mind to petty insults or anything, at first- insults calling him a monster n anything similar bothered him, it made him feel sick every time someone had used those insults but now? Now... While he would MUCH prefer to have legs again (its honestly just bc its easier to walk around with legs than tentacles), he e m b r a c e s the fact he's a monster, he knows there's no reversing this, if there was- he would... he wouldn't go OUT of his way for it BUT he would at the very least TRY  to get his hands on whatever could cure this, ahem anyways- he's come to terms with what he is even if some things about it aren't... ideal... I wouldn't say he's EVIL really, he's more so a neutral unless provoked/attacked- t h e n he'll "take care" of whatever or whoever's causing the problem with NO mercy whatsoever, but other than that he can be a reasonable man, just don't piss him off, steal from him, etc- basically don't make enemies with him and you should be just fine, he isn't one for small talk or anything like that, he wants to talk business, business and m o n e y even, even if he is a fucking HIGHLY rich bastard, he always wants more- he's got a BIT of a greed streak in him for sure (that doesn't mean however he won't let others borrow money, he just expects them to pay it back in the end or sometimes... he'll use his money for ahem, undercover classified reasons...) He'll flirt with a n y o n e if they happen to catch his eye, not just ladies either- men, ladies, no gender? What the fuck ever, if he wants- he's GONNA flirt with anyone, even if it might not end in love or whatever, he doesn't? really? He doesn't really care tbh, love is alright and if it happens it happens but honestly- he's just a fucking flirty b i t c h, who loves to see that flustered look and get a reaction from the other, you'll never truly know... feelings? Maybe but probably not... (tl;dr: Flirty bitch- I wouldnt hold hopes for feelings, greed streak but isn't afraid to let others borrow money so long as they pay it back in the end- some things he uses it for are classified- p much [REDACTED] info, neutral unless provoked/attacked, no mercy nor care towards enemies- can and WILL wipe out every single one of his enemies without a single t r a c e being left behind, even tho he's a monster now and has a LOT more strength than a normal human, he still tends to use guns or knives but isn't afraid to use his monstrous features if need be, narcissistic bastardery at its finest- compliment him and watch his ego inflate! "Don't you want r e a l friends Alphonse and not just henchmen or lackeys?" "....Non, not in the slightest, absolutely disgusting to even ASSUME I need friends, I, myself am my best company, better than any friend could e v e r do" w o w- b a s t a r d energy there huh) | Side Facts: ...Truth be told, he won't e v e r forget the day he turned into... this... this t h i n g... Even if he's accepted his fate, even if he's accepted to be this monster, the memory still lingers and haunts him and his very dreams, he has nightmares about it, and its mostly due to the agonizing pain he felt d u r i n g his little "transformation", it happened one day- he was in his own medic's lab (yes, the bitch has his o w n doctor), it was a normal routine health check up his medic liked to do- the man was always harping onto Alphonse for that pesky smoking habit of his, but then suddenly, one of the rival- well, t h e y call themselves family- Alphonse only considers the people he hired to be henchmen, lackeys, OR- just employees for basic terms, but one of his rivals broke in and decided to open fire and of course, it turned into an all out gun war, Alphonse DID get shot- which is what caused him to stumble backwards into a shelf full of god knows what, after he bumped it, a few jars of weird substances had fallen onto him, after that he could feel his body twisting and contorting, he remembers the a g o n i z i n g pain he felt that day, it was worse than that mere gunshot wound that he had... Aside from the horrifying memory of what fate had befell him... He also remembers what he d i d to his little rivals... He remembers the mortified and terror-stricken look on their faces, all of them had ran- except for... their boss... so much for "family sticks together" huh, he remembers slithering over towards the boss, who- well, he tried to fire from the looks of it, but he was so terrified that he had dropped his gun, Alphonse had never seen such terror on a grown man's face like that, but he loved e v e r y. s e c o n d. until the very end, he doesn't remember what came over him in the end, maybe it was blind fury, or maybe it was just instincts, but after he did what he did... He remembers seeing the boss's head ripped off completely along with other limbs ripped off and flung across the room. Unfortunately, his suit was v e r y messy after that- He actually still keeps the boss's head preserved- almost like a t r o p h y in fact... ....Oh, your probably wondering what happened to his doctor, right? ....Well, I'll say is he's still out there, he didn't get killed- neither by the rivals nor Alphonse's instincts/fury, but truth be told... He doesn't REALLY wanna come back, he wants to stay hidden- I will say, yes- he DID see Alphonse transform, but after that he fled- part of him figured deep down that Alphonse would be v e r y angry with him since h e was technically the one who had those jars just sitting around on the shelf and he did NOT wanna stick around if that man was c r o s s with him... now whether or not Alphonse will ever encounter/find him again? ... Who knows- h e h ASIDE from all the backstory of why he turned into a Tentaspy, let's move onto things Alphonse just- likes to do in his spare time when he's not talking business n all that jazz- He usually smokes some of his cigarettes or cigars, he loves the cigars more though- he'll also do some reading in his spare time as well, or he'll listen to some calming music- sometimes he'll do all three, smoke, read, and listen to some calming music- he's not... the most exciting man, he's just usually busy- so when he's not- he'll just do those things- He'll SOMETIMES go outside and get some fresh air, usually its at night- not necessarily just bc there's l e s s people to worry about- but usually because he enjoys looking up and seeing the moonlight when its out, such a beautiful sight...
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supernutbar · 3 years ago
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1. Nope.
2. bloo
3. fuck. yes.
4. semi often? mostly when @edgymcfries posts lol
5. pm yeah
6. @edgymcfries @yailea
7. ye
8. ye
9. cotton candy
10. absolutely
11. drums, but it's close
12. IT'S
TRUCK MONTH
13. sure
14. ye
15. I met a dude who thought my username meant penis in a TF2 lobby
16. uhh ig Bo Burnham's specials lol
17. skylanders
18. my oc is a redstone block, the fuck u thank
19. vampires are sexier so vampires
20. ah, yes. I'm a huge fan of [album]
21. Scarlett Johansson
22. ye
23. the smartest dumbfuck you'll meet.
24. I don't like having facial hair
25. idk, never tried
26. ye
27. films
28. the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
29. nuggies
30. ah, yes.
31. no, but I did get bit by a girl who thought she was a cat in 5th grade
32. pencil
33. welcome to the internet
34. ✌️
35. computers
36. one
37. yes
38. there isn't one
39. "If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid."
40. this one.
41. yellow submarine
42. headphones
43. pain, mostly
44. Mega Man memorabilia
45. Arnold Palmer, if that counts
46. A dick on Christmas by Jacksfilms
47. records ig
48. meh
49. lemon
50. I dunno, is there?
weird asks because i’m bored
if you have a lighter, what color is it?
pepsi box blue or cheetos bag orange?
do you like pasta?
how often are you on tumblr?
are you only doing this because you’re bored?
what blogs do you mostly interact with?
can you swim?
have you had water today?
which do you prefer, cotton candy or funnel cake?
have you ever [insert question]?
bass or drums?
favorite tv commercial?
can we be friends?
do you admire the clouds and color of the sky?
what’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?
a netflix series that’s your favorite?
an earliest obsession you remember?
do you play video games?
zombies or vampires?
have you listened to [insert musician/band]?
your first celebrity crush?
do you have a collection of cool rocks?
five words that describe you?
what have you learned about yourself?
can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
do you believe in aliens?
books or films?
an unusual song that’s your favorite?
the last thing you ate?
do you have a favorite [insert question]?
have you gotten bit by a dog?
do you write better with a pen or a pencil?
a song that gets stuck in your head?
when you hear “ peace ” what do you think of?
a school subject your good with?
how many alarms do you have set?
do you shop at thrift stores?
what’s the meaning behind your url?
is there wise words you live by?
what’s your favorite [insert question]?
you gotta have a favorite beatles song, what is it?
earphones or a speaker?
what do you remember from your childhood?
do you collect anything?
favorite tea?
a christmas song you secretly like?
book stores or record stores?
how weird were these questions?
what scents do you like?
is there [insert question]?
send me some!
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phoenixpinks · 7 years ago
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TEAM LAZARUS 1001 NAMES
40 pages you crazies, it’s been a fun year as record keeper. 
Let’s try and reach 2,000 for next year!
Note: There are some spots where the emojis just didn’t register for me in the chat title. 
1) Team Lazarus
2) Team Adorable
3) Team Laz-R-Us
4) a FUCKING glass
5) SHEER MASTERMINDS
6) THE ANSWER IS NUN (STRIKE 2? WE’RE HAVING NUN OF THAT!)
7) FUCK CHUCK
8) Dream Team Lazy-R-Us
9) Dream Team Meme Team Laz👏R👏Us
10) Dream Team Meme Team Laz👏R👏Us Groupies
11) Hello welcome to Lazarus how can we cry with you
12) WHATS NEW LAZAROO (WOOOAH WOAH WOAH WWWWWOOAH)
13) Team Lazarus Team Mom
14) Team Lazarus Team Mom Team Rosebush
15) Team Lazarus - Thorn Edition
16) Team Lazarus - Thorn Mom Edition
17) “Take that funky butt and shake it all around…” - Edward Nygma
18) Jonathan Crane brutally murders a bitch
19) Jonathan Crane is our Murder Senpai
20) The Monarch returns to haunt us
21) un Patrol team Lazarus
22) Two Pun or not Two pun, that is the question
23) Hi my name is jim ichabod fear stork rance and i have short stork borwn hair
24) FUCK MONARCH
25) FUCK MONARCH (He’s fine…yup)
26) Jonathan Crane is totally fine there is aboslutly nothing wrong
27) Great Googly Moogly Everything’s Gone to Shit
28) @SkypeOfficial please remove this group there’s been a terrible mispunderstanding
29) endgame: jonathan slapping edward’s ass
30) Team Lazarus, Weakpoint: Hydration
31) Team Lazarus Momobile Beep Beep
32) Team Firewood
33) 847-bOI
34) The Doctor is In!
35) Mom Squad Roll Out
36) The Nyma Sass
37) The Nygma Sass
38) Sass Machine
39) CRANE LIVES HROO HRAA
40) CRANE LIVES CALLOOH CALLAY
41) Mission: Save Riddler’s sassy ass
42) Dr. Crane, master of Hardcore self medical treament
43) Dr. Crane, master of Hardcore self medical treatment
44) Dr. Crane, Master of Hardcore Self Medical Treatment ™
45) *football team chant* G👏C👏P👏D
46) Beep Beep here comes spooky
47) doot doot here comes spooky
48) Beep Beep here comes spooky
49) NOOT NOOT HERE COMES SPOOPY
50) Beepy Boopy here comes the spoop lord
51) here comes a sexy spooky
52) Our Lord and Saviour Jonathan Crane, hallowed be thine burlap,
53) Cult of Burlap and Riddles
54) DJ JC as the lead show with Rapper E.Nygma as backup
55) 55
56) Codot don’t do it oH MY GOD
57) Brb pizza
58) I wanted a turn to change the title sorry guys
59) SO IT IS TO BE WAR BETWEEN US
60) You don’t control me
61) You never leave. Not really.
62) Save the pupper
63) Save the Riddler
64) Be there in a sec sanna
65) Ya’ll are horrible
66) STOP THIS MADNESS
67) NEVER
68) Please don’t go
69) boys with fractured femurs who break into asylums for you 😍😍😭😭💋💋💦💦👏👏👏👌👌👌👀👀👀👅👅👅
70) Great googly moogly it’s all gone to shit… AGAIN
71) Trust a GCPD officer who makes bad puns in high stress times
72) Blessed by Scarepai
73) Welcome back
74) DID SOMEONE SAY MONARCH
75) I imagine when Jonathan saves Edward and the rogues see him again Jonathan’ll grab Edward, pull him in front of him, look dead ahead, and then someone’ll put on the opening theme of lion king while a lone spotlight shines down on edward
76) wE’rE aLl MaD HeRe
77) scarecrow the science bro (CRANE CRANE CRANE CRANE)
78) #PrayForCodotChords2k16
79) Rip GCPD 2k16 never forget 🙏🙏🙏
80) Crane deserves better than this
81) Pish Posh you’ve turned the Hatter into a Hater!
82) The Mad Hater Needs His Fucking Alice
83) The Mad Hater Needs A Fucking Life
84) Y'all need a fucking life more
85) Stop being mean to Jervis
86) being mean to jervis gives me life
87) Y u hatin on Jervis
88) leave my mad bby alone
89) Jervis did nothing wrong
90) Jervis did EVERYTHING WRONG WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT
91) JERVIS DID NOTHING WRONG
92) RIDDLE 9 BOI
93) Half-Past Alfred
94) SPOOKY SCARY sceletus
95) Y'all need help
96) RIP Codot
97) Too Smart for the Plans to Find the Smartest 98) BREAK A LEG JON
99) BREAK BOLTON’S LEG JON
100) FUZZ IS A TEACHER’S PET (AND PROUD)
101) We befriended murder sempai
102) We befriended murder sempai
103) Make a bff bracelet with murder senpai
104) “Shake the Box to See if it Complains
105) "What a SPOOKtacular occasion” - Jonathan Crane at some point
106) Ra’s League of Legends
107) Riddler’s Label Pen
108) Can THEY get Edward’s cup of hot cocoa right???
109) Have fun storming the castle
110) GET 👏 OUR 👏 BBYS 👏 THERAPY 👏 PETS 👏
111) clayface!hannah confirmed 2k16
112) SQUAD WITH TAX BENEFITS
113) More annoying and pretentious than Edward
114) MOON MOON
115) Oh. My. God.
116) DAMMIT HANNAH
117) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
118) Hannah Killed Crane!!
119) “tgis chat changes names faster than the captor changes his rules”
120) Moon Moon, Prince of Prose
121) Books-R-Us 2k16
122) angst, puns and ocs
123) Codot as Theo Saurus 2k16"
124) Ready for pain
125) #kingtheo2k16
126) A-TEAM BADA BING BADA BOOM
127) *faux french accent* A-TEAM BADA BING BADA BOOM
128) YOU GET A CAT, YOU GET A CAT, EVERYBODY GETS A CAT!!!
129) Story Planners Inc.
130) M O N A R C H
131) E D W A R D ’ S  A S S
132) What the heckle deckle did you just diddly done say about me, you little nerd? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Meme Team, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Captor, and I have over 3 confirmed riddle solves. I am trained in online research and I’m the top blogger in the entire codot army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you clean out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my diddly words. You think you can get away with saying that lie to me over the Internet? Think again, meanie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Team Lazarus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your riddleS. You’re dead, Hush. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out meme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in internrt combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Google and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable hints off the face of the continent, you little twerp.  If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” kidnapping was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your undank memes.. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you snake.  I will rain puns all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, you viper.
133) Hello Arkham, I have 23 more patients to be admitted
134) Team Lazarus
135) Good 👏 Luck 👏 Brown 👏
136) Morals What Morals
137) Crane confirmed Pyro main in TF2
138) INTO THE KILN
139)  SAVE JONATHAN CRANE 2K16
140) Thomas more like ThomASS
141) INTO THE KILN
142) doting ignorami
143) LET JON USE HIS SCYTHE 2K16
144) Spoopy Scary Skeletor 💀
145) HROO HRAA 🎃👻💀
146) TEAM CRANE 2K16
147) TEAM MEME 2K16
148) FREE EDWARD NYGMA 2K16
149) FREE EDWARD NYGMA’S UNGRATEFUL ASS 2K16
150) Meaningful
151) Murder Sempai and the Ungrateful Kid in Time-Out
152)  What the heckle deckle did you just diddly done say about me, you little nerd? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Meme Team, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Captor, and I have over 3 confirmed riddle solves. I am trained in online research and I’m the top blogger in the entire rids army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you clean out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my diddly words. You think you can get away with saying that lie to me over the Internet? Think again, meanie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Team Lazarus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your riddleS. You’re dead, Hush. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out meme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in internrt combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Google and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable hints off the face of the continent, you little twerp.  If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” kidnapping was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your undank memes.. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you snake.  I will rain puns all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, you viper.
153) Thank you, Codot
154) AFTER PARTY
155) AFTER PARTY (Thank you, Codot)
156) Hush: I finally have it, the brightest of minds…. *taps into followers minds* // Followers: nEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWNNNN // Hush: what the f-
157) 4311791161/174743432/17237911/974773/7353
158) Happy Birthday, Bill!
159) #GiveCrocaDuckling2k16
160) Password: M O N A R C H
161) #GiveJonathanCraneHisRingBack2k17
162) #GiveAllTheRougesBetterChildhoods2kforver
163) SaveZsasz2k16
164) #ChangeTheEducationSystem2k16
165) #IbelieveinZsazs
166) Clayface is at it again
167) Team Blanket Fort
168) Sionis’s Poor Mini Golf Score
169) Recollective Music Box
170) TEAM BERET
171) #TeamMimikyu
172) FUCK U TEAM BOARDGAME HAT
173) wow
174) screw you guys i’m going home
175) MASQUERADE PAPER FACES ON PARADE
176) a disaster beyond imagination
177) BRING DOWN THE CHANDELIER
178) paaaast the point of no return
179) Riddler’s butt club
180) IM NOT CLAYFACE OMF
181) Riddler’s peanut gallery
182) And how does that make you feel?
183) Codot save us from the math
184) Codot, Challenger Of Trig 2k16
185) THE MIDDLE FINGET
186) Monarch
187) How to train your fly trap by Pamela Isley
188) How to train your fly trap by Pamela Isley (Illustrated by Harley)
189) How to train your fly trap by Pamela Isley (Illustrated by Harley) And brought to life by Edward Nygma (narrator) and Jonathan Crane (fly trap)
190) Team Lazarus: Study Group
191) Riddle me this
192) It’s Sad O’ Clock
193) FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
194) Team Lazarus is breaking down Arkham’s door!
195) Monarch
196) New Title
197) Bookworm did nothing wrong and is precious
198) Asshole McAsshole Nashton: Edward’s father
199) Ashton Nashton Strikes Again
200) Team Lazarus: So extra
201) Protect Query from gross men
202) ANARCHY
203) “I am vengeance. I am the night. I AM MONARCH OF MENACE!
204) COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
205) Hannah’s at it again
206) Roman mcasshole Sionis
207) LetAlfredoBeHappy2k16
208) Pasta Shame
209) Team Lazarus’s Civil War: Don’t Cry Over Spilled Spaghetti
210) MASS SEND HROO HRAA
211) Hroo Hraa Secured
212) Operation: Make Edward Trust Us
213) #MakeEddieTrustUs2k17
214) Team Tiny Hroos
215) Detective Wayne- it’s me, Edward!
216) Indy’s Cane Thighs 👀
217) Nightmares and hell spawn
218) Leo got that dank fear toxin 👀👀👀
219) Den of Snakes
220) Den of Snakes
221) Den of Sneks (and one fox)
222) Dat Snort Tho
223) Haroo haraa
224) Snek snek snek snek snek
225) Get that stanky broken bond stuff away from me
226) Brown my lord and savior
227) Meet Zsaszarus Pit in the Lazarus Pit where its Lazarus Lit
228) MEET ME IN THE COURT, THOMAS
229) Sinister Memes
239) Hannah is Clayface. Must elminate Hannah.
240) I AM NOT CLAYFACE
241) ProtectStrawChild2k16
242) Don’t talk to me or my children about that 3D Batman cartoon EVER AGAIN
243) Alfredo Pennyworth 2k16
244) IT’S RAINING FURRIES
245) Mom Squad
246) Crane Spank
247) Crane Spank - Rated G for everyone
248) I will not embrace that man - Jonathan Crane
249) Swiggity swooty comin’ for that booty
250) Jervis is a smol bun bun
251) I AM NAUGHT CLAYFACE
252) I AM NAUGHT CLAYFACE (She lies)
253) I AM NAUGHT CLAYFACE (She lies) SO, NEGATIVE CLAYFACE?
254) CodotisaGift2k16
245) [7:15:18 AM]  Make like a Crane and burn him down
246) #Rogues!LittleShopOfHorrors
247) Dig Dug Dimmadome
248) Jello Crane
249) Support Sanna 2k16
250) Jon Crane the Science Train
251) The Scarecrow and his Tiny Hroos
252) The Scarecrow and his Tiny Hroos
253) Crane save us from the angry cheeto man
254) Alpacutie255) #KingCodot
256) Francesco the tap dancing cocktail shrimp
257) LetVictorAndNoraBeHappy2k16
258) Indy the cutest (snek)
259) 🎉Happy Birthday, Indy the cutest (snek) 🎉
260) Support Bookworm 2k16
261) Codot Is Our King, He Should V/O Everything
262) Jon, Jon, Jon, TITS, cats
263) #KingSkeletor
264) Give your bae the FLIPPER
265) Ahem... TITTYSPRINKLES AWAAAAAAAAAAY!
266) Zsasz vs Codot meme battle
267) Jonathan Crane's Rent is Too Damn High
268) "IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL
269) FUCKING DOUSE ME IN FEAR TOXIN IDGAF I AM WILLING I AM READY
270) Aesthetic: Edward paired with Que Sera Sera
271) Aesthetic: Edward Nygma Kinkshaming Jonathan Crane
272) Jonathan Crane Loves The Sideboob
273) Lego Batman Voice: I'M BATMAN
274) Zsasz will fight your bullies for free
275) Drumpf The Sith Lord
276) Please no political stuff thank you
277) Oh my god Codot (TM)
278) "Oh my Godot
279) RIP Leo the Viper, October 2016-November 2016 🙏🙏🙏
280) RIP Leo the PENGUIN, October 2016-November 2016 🙏🙏🙏
281) #IBelieveInBookworm
282) #ICan'tBelieveZsazsisBookworm
283) _removed conversation name_
284) BLANK
285) SIX MILLION TONS OF WHITE BULLSHIT ON MY DRIVEWAY
286) Everyone Boop Zsasz's nose
287) Psyche
288) Hannah's teachers are crazy
289) CODOT: QUEEN OF FRANCE
290) Spats on Cats
291) The Great Gaysby
292) Alfredo is the parent they deserve #SaveThem
293) Scarecrows Long Leggies
294) Give Edward His Glasses Back 2K16
295) Never Forget
296) Zsasz your local gentle farmerer just wants to tend to her goats
297) Zsasz your local gentle farmemer just wants to tend to her goats
298) Jonathan Crane: The Point Hoarder
299) Spats Over Spandex, Fashions By Leo
300) "Riddle meme this, Batman!"
301) Spoopy Jono
302) Save me from the bad sci-fi
303) Scarebeast vs. Riddlebot
304) _removed conversation name_
305) 1 v 1 me mate
306) Fight Club: Team Lazarus Edition
307) Law and Order: Team Lazarus edition
308) FUZZ WILL RISE AGAIN
309) It's your local Scarebro and his spooky sales
310) All hail Brown, Keeper of the Lazarus Records
311) All hail Sanna, keeper of the AUs
312) Wayne!Rouges headcanon HQ
313) Do not let the dank city fall
314) DO IIIIIT
315) Crane: They're so goddamn stupid
316) Team Lazarus Is Torn Apart By Overwatch
317) Team Lazarus: a bunch of gleeful homewreckers.
318) Pyro marries Team Lazarus
319) Short people vs tall people: The Codot Wars
320) Question Mark Codpiece. Yep.
321) Yes Glitter
322) NO GLITTER
323) Things heating up in the glitter fandom
324) Pray for Zsasz
325) We are all Tesla
326) *FIGHT HANNAH'S TEACHER*
327) *FIGHT HANNAH'S TEACHER AND CLASSMATES*
328) Law and Order: Team Lazarus Edition episode 2
329) The Fashion Police: Team Lazarus Edition
330) "Emerald colored - he's so pretentious. It's GREEN." - Jonathan about Edward @ some point
331) Jon's crows and various corvids
332) Wanna know how I got these scars?
333) probably got them scars from a drunk dare dude
334) AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A CODOT PARTY 'CAUSE A CODOT PARTY DON'T STOP
335) codot pls voice morgan freeman in gotham. not as lucius, just morgan freeman.
336) leo vs edward nygma
337) Hello Naughty Children It's Sad Time)
338) Hi Diddle Diddle It's Dr Riddle
339) Codot was here, but he was sent to bed. YOLO.
340) Smol Rids in Space *NYOOM*
341) RAH RAH RAH MASTER OF FEAR)
342) HRAA HRAA HRAA MASTER OF FEAR
343) Au central
344) Don't mention Edward's 500+ issues to him or he'll have a meltdown and likely recluse to a shell of his former self
345) Sanna go to bed
346) Sanna went to bed
347) Sanna went to bed (at last)
348) N E V E R  F O R G E T
349) Waiting For Alfredo to snatch us
350) No One Expects the Boop-quisition
351) PIANO IS MY PARAMOUR
352) Cause he's a primadonna girl, yeah /all he ever wanted was batmans id
353) Happy Birthday Spoopy
354) Doctor Crane and His Horde of Interns
355) Doctor Crane and His Horde of Interns (Also Molly is my #queen support her 2k16)
356) Do Not Send Crane Bee Movie Quotes
357) According to all known laws of aviation...
358) Alex no. You're grounded.
359) there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
360) Go home, Alex.
361) Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
362) COME ON AND SLAM
363) IF I GO OUT IT'S GOING TO BE BY FEAR TOXIN NOT SOME ORANGE CHEETO MAN
364) okay but have you seen trump's caterpillar
365) Killer croc is awesome
366) PROFESSOR CRANE MY KING (emojis removed)
367) LET RALPH HAVE HIS PEN 2k16
368) Let scarecrow have his classic origin in rebirth 2016
369) Let Jon have a scythe again 2k16
370) Hannah is still Clayface, BEWARE
371) Ban Lindsey 5ever
372) #LetIvySing2k16
373) Harvey Dent: Matchmaker Extraordinaire. :D
374) Our Lord and Saviour Jonathan Crane can handle trashy students. Unfortunately, Thomas Elliot is a SUPER trashy student
375)  Ferret Lord Jonathan Crane 2k16
376) Jon is no longer ferret lord worthy
377) Make Crane love ferrets 2k16
378) Slenderman Only Fears Jonathan Crane
379) Me, banging my cooking pots outside of DC headquarters: LET FEMALE VILLAINS BE VILLAINOUS
380) CONFIRMED
381) Promote the garbage man to garbage boss
382) Everything Changed When the Boop Nation Attacked
383) Blessed by the spoopy presence of detective
384) ProtectIkky2k16
385) rip doctor spooky
386) DON'T HATE ON OTHERS BECAUSE YOU MADE A POOR GUESS
387) RIP HANNAH
388) Trigonometry more like trigoNOmetry
389) Mother Nature can take her frozen tears and throw them into the sun
390) A Rainbow of Bullshit
391) Ames deserves better 2k16
392) Bolton confirmed republican
393) Dollar Store Bane
394) Indy still needs to fight me in the pit
395) Ames V Indy: FIGHT ACROSS CANADA
396) Here I go, here I go, here I go again! Gotham, What's my weakness? Riddles!
397) fuck you
398) The power of puns compels you!
399) i've ascended good and evil fuck you all
400) Lego my fuckin eggo
401) Leo's corner
402) CONFIRMED
403) NOT CONFIRMED
404) C ON F I R M E D
405) DOUBLE C ON F I R M E D
406) DOUBLE C O N F I R M E D
407) FIGHTFIGHT
408) The coin says you're a punk-ass bitch -Harvey Dent, 2016
409) Becky deserves better 2k16
410) Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow
411) Who wants to date this Riddle Cutie?
412) DO YOUR HOMEWORK, TEAM LAZARUS
413) Eddie, you're one clever S.O.B.
414) Codot is the Spanish Inquisition
415) Home work more like n o.
416) FEARBREEZE
417) Gotta go spray the room with my fearbreeze
418) Why is Codot ass deep in medical notes?
419) codoot did the noot noot
420) Leo & Codot Sitting in a Tree…
421) Team Lazarus > Codot
422) eam Lazarus = Codot
423) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
424) Leo is pretty cool
425) Hickory Dickory Doc
426) You can't just marry everyone Pyro
427) Jervis is a weeb, Edward is a weeb, hell, we're all weebs
428) “Retreat, retreat! It’s all a part of my cunning plan, really!”
429) #LetEdwardPlayPiano2k16
430) Im gonna name my mimikkyu "Eddie" because they both just want to be loved
431) Professional Chicken Holder
432) _removed conversation name_
433) http://lankybrunettepartdeux.tumblr.com/private/153587955220/tumblr_oh4qhizCiE1u7xkfs
434) (turkey) (turkey) (turkey)
435) #codootdoot
436) Jon didn't do anything wrong
437) Jon did a lot fo things wrong but not all of them
438) Riddler does not get drunk, children. The Riddler just has fun.
439) STUCK IN THE FEAR JEANS FOREVER
440) Fear Jeans
441) STUCK IN THE FEAR JEANS FOREVERZ
442) rankled
443) rankled fear jeans
444) WRITING IDEAS FUCK YEAH
445) They are all here...in the Twilight Zone *doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*
446) RIDDLER'S LABEL PEN RETURNS
447) Clayface is my hero
448) King COdot
449)  King Codot
450)King Codootdoot
451) KINGshame Codoot
452) Tea Time w Hannah
453) Cake Wars
454) This chat title will now change every one minute
455) Hello mtv welcome to my crib *points at sinkhole in ground*
456) HUMPSUIT
457) END OF DAYS: A Telltale Games Series
458) "THANKS DAD" IM SCREAMINF
459) Jonathan Cr-EH-ne
460) TWO F-EH-CE
461) Memeobile, Codotcycle, and 2013 toyota corolla
462) FEED ME
463) what the frick frack paddywhack is this fucking cat
464) YOU'RE UNDER ARREST CUTIE
465) HANNAH'S SISTER CONFIRMS, HANNAH IS CLAYFACE
467) HANNAH IS THE ALPHA TWIN
468) HANNAH IS THE ALPHA TWIN
469) Hannah is Clayface, sister confirms
470) THE DAD MOM
471) s top with monarch i am tIRED
472) ikky licky his dicky
473) ikky licky his sTICKY NOTES JOKES
474) “jack call me jackie nashton”
475) KATIE WON THE HUNGER GAMES
476) SO PROUD OF LEO WINNING THE HUNGER GAMES
477) WAYLON DESERVES TO WIN THE HUNGRY GAMES
478) WAYLON WON THE HUNGER GAMES IN MY HEART
479) The coin says you're a punk ass bitch
480) KILLER COCK
481) hi diddle, cockzilla fucked my riddle
482) hi diddle diddle, cockzilla fucked my riddle
483) Ames and Indy official OTP
484) Codot dies from thirst
485) Indy dies from Programmer Dad Thirst
486) Gotham Thugs: The Musical!
487) This is discrimination against farmers and i have several pages of objections ranging from hatred on hay to blasphemy against my beans
488) Zsasz vs Zsasz Dad
489) Go to bed Sanna
490) Zsasz Vs the 21 other people in this chat pt 2
491) "We talked, we drowned people, we told our life stories!!!" -Emma 2016
492) Batman is judging you
493) Team Lazarus: Fire and friendship
494) CROC WITH PUPPIES
495) #Let DCCharactersHaveNiceThings2KForever
496) Almost 500 tittles
497) C'mon guys, we can make it! :D
498) My hotline isn't bling rn -Zsasz
499) Team Lazarus, blasting off again!
500) FIVE HUNDRED 500NER THAN EXPECTED
501) HAMBURGER MAN CONFIRMED TWO FACE
502) Codot is the oldest twin #Confirmed
503) Crane (singing and prepping a fear toxin injection): Granny got run over by a reindeer…
504) Crane (singing and prepping fear toxin): Granny got run over by a reindeer...
505) Batdad would like to have a word in the Batcave
506) endgame: edward kinkshaming jonathan for slapping his ass
507) CODOR
508) CODOR (Translation: "YOU SHOULD ALL BE LOCKED UP IN A CAGE WITHOUT A KEY!")
509) 2016: so bad the waynes might as well be murdered again
510) MITHRA MEOW
511) Knock Ivy and Jervis out with Dr. Spoop
512) HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL
513) AMES QUEEN OF KICKASS OCS
514) Hi my name is ethan darkness dementia raven cobblepot and i have peroxide blonde hair and blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me i look like dick grayson
515) RIP Jonathan Crane was fucking destroyed by Becky Albright
516) Tempting Fate
517) Pray 4 Leo
518) Pray That Leo’s Tablet Clears Customs
519) THE JELLO CUP STRIKES BACK
520) KING CODOT STRIKES AGAIN
521) Codot is a peach
522) time to shove a scythe up hIS ASS
523) Codot is a strange mutant adult child #Confirmed
524) LetRiddlerCry#2k16
525) The Riddler People Vs Codot
526) Codot's Cross-Ocean Speedo
527) We are assholes team lazarus
528) We are (assholes) team lazarus
529) Sarah's explosive flatulence
530) Codot the mediocre skype god
531) Codot the magnificent skype god
532) Riddler's Depressed Combat Bots
533) LetJonathanSayWhoopAss2k17
534) Give us the Red Hood/Rogues Kill Bill Joker hunt
535) Pray circle for Indy
536) SEXY LEXI LUTHOR
537) GOTHAM PRINCESS BRIDE GOTHAM PRINCESS BRIDE
538) Deathstroke the Strokedeath
539) Team Lazarus is breaking down, that's it. Nothing new here.
540) CODOT IS THE NUMBER ONE FOLKS
541) you got 2 leggies get walkin
542) WHERE'S MY MONEY YOU DIRTY BAGUETTE
543) LEO'S GOT A TABLET AGAIN
544) Leo and Ames: Defenders of the Gecko
545) Spoopy Birb
546) GIVE ME JESTER HARLEY OR GIVE ME DEATH
547) "I'll LEAF you to your thoughts."
548) because uncly Clayface is my friend
549) lizards are magic fuck you steve
550) Team Lazarus calls are magic
551) Happy Holidays ya memer
552) england sucks
553) MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS!!
554) well i just listened and my icy heart is now a furnace
555) Sad oclock is always on the horizon
556) Shine bright like dick graysons 90's suit
557) INDY MADE A PUNNY
558) CODOT RUINS CHRISTMAS 2016
559) CODOT RUINS BOXING DAY
560) FUCK 2016 SIDEWAYS WITH A CROWBAR
561) Death Titties
562) Codot's Pointy Death Titties
563) Indy was a Canadian before it was cool
564) ZSAZS PARLE LE FUCKING FRANÇAIS
565) CANADIAN DEATH MATCH
566)  Is the sun a giant space heater
567) the fresh thane of scotland
568) Indy is a meme
569) FAREWELL 2016
570) Better step up your game the bis are your greatest hurdle
571) We are all sned
572) #LetEddiebe5'1 2k17
573) TOLS VS SMOLS 2K17
574) Dear Sylvester: Please don't kill clayface
575) Oops
576) Is that a challenge?
577) Purple Cauliflower is beautiful and should not be hated on 2k17
578) OSCAR ISAAC AS HARVEY DENT 2k17
579) MARK HAMILL MVP
580) KING DRURY MOTHMAN CONFIRMED
581) LEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
582) Ivy and the horrible baguette
583) Zsasz failed
584) #IBelieveInZsasz
585) Lep
586) EXPOSE ZSASZ 2K17
587) Tis I, the frenchiest fry
588) I will keep this title until Leo returns to symbolize how much I miss his absence
589) Riddler can't grow a beard so he just grows everything else instead
590) "Riddler can't grow a beard so he just grows everything else instead" - Indy, 01/13/2017
591) Operation: Leo Punches All The Riddlers
592) Operation: Leo Punches All The Riddlers, starting with Ames
593) YOOOOOU'RE HERE, THE FRENCHIEST FRY IS NEEEEAR,
594) ROGUES MUSICAL
595) "It's Gotham, reasonably wears spandex" -Hayden Ayala
596) SWEET SMELL OF SUCC
597) There's no 'I' in team but there is an 'I' in pizza
598) #IbelieveinHannah
599) Operation: "Fight Shitty Teachers" is underway
600) My brain is an intricate ecosystem which is on fire
601) DREAM TEAM MEME TEAM- RALPH, HAYDEN, AND AMIR
602) SYLVESTER SURPRISE
603) THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND DEATH IN HIS EYES
604) CLUB PENGUIN
605) Sucant Dehydrogenase more like SUCCant dehydrogenase
606) George Orwell can fight me
607) Mr Freeze studies CRY-ogenics
608) CODOT'S A DORK
609) MONARCH THEATRE
610) The perfume is a lie
611) We're never going to make it to 1,000 names at this rate
612) WE CAN DAMN WELL TRY
613) An epic quest of name-changing begins
614) WE GOTTA
615) Forgive my memeing sins
616) Chat name that's the entirety of the Bee Movie script
617) Chat name that's- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
618) the size of riddler size of riddler's mASSIVE EGO
620) his peen's much smaller than his ego
621) Team flirt with almost all mols and their bosses
622) HROO HRAA SECURED
623) LICKY
624) Reasonably Priced Sarcasm
625) Reasonably Priced Sarcasm (Roll back on that attitude)
636) Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous
637) Explain your misery in terms of how much you hate chem and fuck yous
638) Crazy Quilt is our new mascot sorry jon
639) Ta-dah! Sard broken
640) Team Lazarus goes to McDonald's
641) (งಠ_ಠ)ง
642) YAINT
643) BLOCKED DELETED UNFOLLOWED
644) Hannan
645) Arkham's newest inmate: The Monarch Theater
646) Codot is a teasing bastard
647) THE MEMEWORM STRIKES
648) STOPHENCHMENBULLYING2K17
649) STOPHENCHMENBULLYING2K17 (ALSO STOPSNAKESNAMEDKATIE2K17)
650) TEAM LAZARUS IN A TRENCHCOAT
651) Zsasz is the meme snake
652) #TEAMLAZARUSFIGHTSTHEEDUCATIONALSYSTEM
653) #memesoutfotzsasz
654) In this house we appreciate Codot
655) AMES IS A CUTE, DISCUSS
656) BROWN IS A CUTE, DISCUSS
657) Team Lazarus is filled with cuties: Discuss
658) Eddie and Ozzie: BrOTP For Life
659) Beware the Ides of March.
660) -pation
661) What is human
662) #IBelieveInLeo
663) BUTTS, GEORGIA
664) YAY EMMA
665) fuckin ninja nibs
666) Schemer is Poison Ivy! Spread the word!!!
667) Spoopy Dorito
668) Professor Spoopy Dorito PhD-MD
669) SNES
670) WAYLON MY BOY
671) Time for Jon to be a Major Asshole™
672) We Are All Clayface
673) I want you and your windows xp level memes out of my h OUSE
674) GIVE ME ALL YOUR SNOW
675) All's fair in love and mario kart
676) Happy Ides of March
677) KLARION THE BITCH BOY
678) Do you wanna kink or the fic -Zsasz
679) Katie Unwittingly Interrupts Serious Time in the Chat With Stupid Link
680) Leo needs to go to the SHAME CUBE
681) Ames is a beautiful Canadian princess and I love her
682) Lemme just jot that down in my "Big List Of Manipulative Dick Moves For Jon To Make"
683) Zsasz, please do not fight the Penguin.  For your own safety.
684) Zsasz, please do not fight the Penguin. For your own safety. -Amie, 2017
685) The Great Soprano-Alto War
686) We Do Not, Leo.
687) i aint capullo
688) leo is capullo
689) Leo's art is dank
690) either cannibal or gay -Leo 2k17
691) My what a guy that Baaaaaaane
692) dark katies blog show me the hidden memes
693) uncovers batman's chest, revealing dem nipples behold
694) Tobias Whale can eat from the bag of infinite dicks.
695) AMES IS A CUTE
696) Codot could be lured to his death by Ames
697) Ames, please just visit the poor man!
698) Ames will visit the poor man when she gets the motivation and chance
699) 👀
700) Ames is the dankest meme
701) Ames is banned from 1v1-ing people
702) Edward Nygma is Nerd: discuss
703) Like 'I just mixed meth with crack and a splash of heroin and drank the thing like it was water in a desert'
704) We are drowning in the bred. Lik the bred.
705) I refuse to get verbally frisky with myself
706) I refuse to get verbally frisky with myself -Codot, 2017
707) I Believe in Jonathan Crane
708) And the SAD RP AWARD goes to ... Slyv
709) And the SAD RP AWARD goes to ... Sylvester stallone
710) OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DORITO CRANE
711) Leo gonna roast clayface so hard clayface'll become pottery
712) 19v1 everyone in this chat v ames
713) Zsasz 👏 Did 👏 No 👏 Wrong
714) #StopZsaszBullying2K17 715) #StopZsaszBullying2K17 (katie is innocent)
716) #StopKatieBullying2K17
717) http://lankybrunettepartdeux.tumblr.com/post/158985611430/when-theres-trouble-who-you-gonna-call-not
718) when there's trouble, who you gonna call? not edward because he's probably there anyway
719) President OSWALD 2020
720) leo and codot sITTIN IN A TREE
721) UKK YSE CREATIVITEA
722) I pray at my altar of sluts
723) ames more like aMESS
724) ProtectAmes2k17
725) Leo's Career Pseudonym: Not Greg Capullo
726) You gotta keep up to date on all the hot Team Lazarus memes
727) #TeamCondimentKing
728) #TeamCrazyQuilt
729) #TeamKiteMan
730) #TeamEgghead
731) #TeamKillerMoth
732) #TeamKingCobra
733) #TeamKillerCroc
734) #TeamKingCodot
735) #TeamLazarus
736) E G G
737) PYRO'S PROFESSOR IS CRANE #CONFIRMED
738) ALL CANADIANS ARE VIPERS
739) ALL CANADIANS (except amy ofc what an angel) ARE VIPERS
740) ALL CANADIANS (specially amy ofc) ARE VIPERS
741) Go the fuck to sleep, Brown! - Samuel L. Jackson
742) Think on your sins Lindsey
743) aH FUCMED IP
744) Leo stop looking @ the skype group and go nap gdi
745) HANZO IS TITTY ARCHER MAN
746) AMES NO
747) "Birds have nipples!"
748) oswald: imma suck the ornithonipnops
749) Katie the cyberbully
750) Katie n the Heelies sounds like a great band name
751) Chungus Humongous
752) Draw me like one of your sexy Jim Gordon's
753) Someone cure Katie's thirst for Jim Gordon
754) Judge Leo is now in court
755) Let Leo use a british accent 2k17
756) AMES' EMBARASSING PAST
757) y'all'd've g'dabbed
758) Rip amy killed by leo 2k17
759) I never stop. I MUST NEVER STOP. -Codot 2k17
760) #IkkyProtectionSquad
761) Leo spreads fake informaion like butter 2k17
762) Scaring Ames 2k17
763) why do you son
764) special memes for special ppl
765) Team Lazarus: Obsessed with the Zsaszarus
766) Zsasz is the new young god confirmed
767) *record scratch* so you're probably wondering how i became a cult idol 768) The Riddler Who Can't Solve Riddles
769) M'AIDER Stranded Frisk
770) BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
771) Ames, please explain WTF Canada is.
772) War of the heights
773) Little oyster
774) Amie has done nothing wrong.
775) #giveamescoffee2k17
776) Wow I can't believe Leo is the fucking pope
777) Wow I can't believe (amy) is the fucking pope
778) Wow can't believe Leo is actually Cthulhu
779) Leo should go to bed instead of eating doritos on a burger :):):)
780) Ames was an scene kid, discuss.
781) Believe in the nipple priest
782) Believe in the Nipple Priests
783) Clayface stop changing this without context or I will rip off your eye
784) Clayface stop changing this without context or I will rip off your eyelids
785) LONG LIVE THE NIPPLE PRIESTS
786) GO BACK TO BE POTTERY, CLAYFACE
787) Que sera sera, binch
788) Ikky is best birb
789) Everybody sue leo
790) I’ll fight you, strawman
791) There is a Strawman waiting in the sky
792) I <3 Amie
793) I LOVE ALPACA
794) I swim with dolphins at my own pace - Alpaca for president 2020
795) ames is a cute, confirmed
796) The things this chat makes me read
797) IM A CTUALLY CALLING THE RCMP
798) Jonathan and Oswald attend furrycon together
799) Jonathan, Oswald, and Selina attend furrycon together
800) hello my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way I have long black f
801) hello my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way I have long black fur and blood red eyes and i n'ya a lot
802) I can't believe Cluemaster is from Ames' town
803) Y'ALL'RE DIRTY SINNERS
804) ZSASZ WE'RE SORRY PLEASE COME BACK
805) Katie hecked up so badly we are gonna see a shitpost of the shitpost
806) KATIE IS PURE AND IS VOID OF LEO'S SIN
807) Leo is my confirmed memer in crime
808) PYGMALION MORE LIKE PYGMALINO
809) ames wants a trudeau body pillow, don't believe her lies
810) cant believe katie encourages leos bad habits smh dead 2 me
811) #GiveCraneAYellowRing2k17
812) Katie 4 president (of my  ❤ if i have one)
813) ames secretly loves the pyg
814) MY QUEEN AMES
815) Are you a chouchou person or a moonmoon person
816) we are Bros or Foes no inbetween
817) Wow I can't believe the dirty baguette is responsible for Jon's Arkham asylum outfit
818) Leo is a snek #confirmed
819) HES A FILTHY FEAR BOY
820)  I prefer my clowns without legs
821) Thou hath me shooketh
822) MIEF
823) A DEN OF MIEFS
824) When u gotta carve that pig bc bae is coming but u feed ur victims to ur pigs???? (Emojies removed bc they fucked with the document)
825) When bae says he didnt poison ur wine 😍😍😍❤❤❤❤👅👅👅👅👅👅✊✊✊✊💦💦💦💦💦
826)Can't believe Katie wants to marry Lucenzo Daddy-tino 😧😧😧
827) Katie just wants to live with Harvey Bullock and his cats, thank u very much
828) LET 👏 DADDY-TINO 👏 LIVE 👏
829) Katie cheated Luncenzo with Bullock and thats why Bullock is dead
830)Can't believe Bullock got decked my Katies THOT 😭😭😭😭
831) Can't believe Katies THOT tried to seduce Jonathan Crane via pork dinner and expensive wine 😭📞🚔🚔🚔🚔
832) i can't believe oswald cobblepot is taller than ames (insert a million emoji's here)
833) i can't believe oswald cobblepot is taller than ames 😭😭😭✊✊✊💦💦💦👅👅👅👀👀👀
834) Famemely of Meifs
835) Memebers of the Mief Famemely
836) EVERYTHING THREATENS TO GO TO SHIT...AGAIN
837) LET EDWARD NYGMA HAVE A THICC BOOTY 2K17
838) RIDDLER HAS NO BUTT
839) ur'e
840) B O I
841) According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign..
842) According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're 👏gonna👏 take👏 him 👏up👏. Really? 👏Feeling..
843) CRASHIN MY SKYPE YA GODLESS HEATHEN
844) According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign..
845) NOOOOOOOO
846) According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign..
847) IM PUTTIN MY FOOT DOWN
848) According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign..
849) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
850) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)  Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.                 NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME                                     MAN1Think it's in there?                                      MAN2All right. Let's get it!                                      MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?                                       MAN3Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.  Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.                                      SHREKYes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.                                       MENNo!                                      SHREKThey'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.                                       MAN1Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.)  Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark.                                       SHREKThis is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.)                                          THE NEXT DAYThere is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs.                                       GUARDAll right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!                                                                HEAD GUARDNext!                                      GUARD(taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half)                                       HEAD GUARDThat's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!                                       GUARDGet up! Come on!                                      HEAD GUARDTwenty pieces.                                      LITTLE BEAR(crying) This cage is too small.                                      DONKEYPlease, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!                                       OLD WOMANOh, shut up. (jerks his rope)                                      DONKEYOh!                                      HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got?                                      GIPETTOThis little wooden puppet.                                      PINOCCHIOI'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows)                                       HEAD GUARDFive shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.                                       PINOCCHIOFather, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!  Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table.                                       HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got?                                      OLD WOMANWell, I've got a talking donkey.                                      HEAD GUARDRight. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.                                       OLD WOMANOh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her.                                      HEAD GUARDWell?                                      OLD WOMANOh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt...                                       HEAD GUARDThat's it. I've heard enough. Guards!                                                                OLD WOMANNo, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.                                       HEAD GUARDGet her out of my sight.                                      OLD WOMANNo, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly.                                       DONKEYHey! I can fly!                                      PETER PANHe can fly!                                      3 LITTLE PIGSHe can fly!                                      HEAD GUARDHe can talk!                                      DONKEYHa, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.)  He hits the ground with a thud.                                      HEAD GUARDSeize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him!                                       GUARDSHe's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn!  Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek.                                       HEAD GUARDYou there. Ogre!                                      SHREKAye?                                      HEAD GUARDBy the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility.                                                                SHREKOh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage.                                       DONKEYCan I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible!                                       SHREKAre you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa!                                       DONKEYYes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.                                       SHREKOh, that's great. Really.                                      DONKEYMan, it's good to be free.                                      SHREKNow, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?                                                                DONKEYBut, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.  Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly..
851) SCREAMS OUT OF FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN
852) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)  Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.                 NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME                                     MAN1Think it's in there?                                      MAN2All right. Let's get it!                                      MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?                                       MAN3Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.  Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.                                      SHREKYes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.                                       MENNo!                                      SHREKThey'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.                                       MAN1Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.)  Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark.                                       SHREKThis is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.)                                          THE NEXT DAYThere is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs.                                       GUARDAll right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!                                                                HEAD GUARDNext!                                      GUARD(taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half)                                       HEAD GUARDThat's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!                                       GUARDGet up! Come on!                                      HEAD GUARDTwenty pieces.                                      LITTLE BEAR(crying) This cage is too small.                                      DONKEYPlease, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!                                       OLD WOMANOh, shut up. (jerks his rope)                                      DONKEYOh!                                      HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got?                                      GIPETTOThis little wooden puppet.                                      PINOCCHIOI'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows)                                       HEAD GUARDFive shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.                                       PINOCCHIOFather, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!  Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table.                                       HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got?                                      OLD WOMANWell, I've got a talking donkey.                                      HEAD GUARDRight. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.                                       OLD WOMANOh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her.                                      HEAD GUARDWell?                                      OLD WOMANOh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt...                                       HEAD GUARDThat's it. I've heard enough. Guards!                                                                OLD WOMANNo, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.                                       HEAD GUARDGet her out of my sight.                                      OLD WOMANNo, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly.                                       DONKEYHey! I can fly!                                      PETER PANHe can fly!                                      3 LITTLE PIGSHe can fly!                                      HEAD GUARDHe can talk!                                      DONKEYHa, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.)  He hits the ground with a thud.                                      HEAD GUARDSeize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him!                                       GUARDSHe's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn!  Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek.                                       HEAD GUARDYou there. Ogre!                                      SHREKAye?                                      HEAD GUARDBy the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility.                                                                SHREKOh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage.                                       DONKEYCan I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible!                                       SHREKAre you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa!                                       DONKEYYes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.                                       SHREKOh, that's great. Really.                                      DONKEYMan, it's good to be free.                                      SHREKNow, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?                                                                DONKEYBut, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.  Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly.." ***
853) jESUS CHRIST ON A CROSS
854) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)  Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.                 NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME                                     MAN1Think it's in there?                                      MAN2All right. Let's get it!                                      MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?                                       MAN3Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.  Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.                                      SHREKYes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.                                       MENNo!                                      SHREKThey'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.                                       MAN1Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.)  Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark.                                       SHREKThis is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.)                                          THE NEXT DAYThere is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs.                                       GUARDAll right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!                                                                HEAD GUARDNext!                                      GUARD(taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half)                                       HEAD GUARDThat's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!                                       GUARDGet up! Come on!                                      HEAD GUARDTwenty pieces.                                      LITTLE BEAR(crying) This cage is too small.                                      DONKEYPlease, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!                                       OLD WOMANOh, shut up. (jerks his rope)                                      DONKEYOh!                                      HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got?                                      GIPETTOThis little wooden puppet.                                      PINOCCHIOI'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows)                                       HEAD GUARDFive shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.                                       PINOCCHIOFather, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!  Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table.                                       HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got?                                      OLD WOMANWell, I've got a talking donkey.                                      HEAD GUARDRight. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.                                       OLD WOMANOh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her.                                      HEAD GUARDWell?                                      OLD WOMANOh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt...                                       HEAD GUARDThat's it. I've heard enough. Guards!                                                                OLD WOMANNo, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.                                       HEAD GUARDGet her out of my sight.                                      OLD WOMANNo, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly.                                       DONKEYHey! I can fly!                                      PETER PANHe can fly!                                      3 LITTLE PIGSHe can fly!                                      HEAD GUARDHe can talk!                                      DONKEYHa, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.)  He hits the ground with a thud.                                      HEAD GUARDSeize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him!                                       GUARDSHe's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn!  Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek.                                       HEAD GUARDYou there. Ogre!                                      SHREKAye?                                      HEAD GUARDBy the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility.                                                                SHREKOh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage.                                       DONKEYCan I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible!                                       SHREKAre you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa!                                       DONKEYYes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.                                       SHREKOh, that's great. Really.                                      DONKEYMan, it's good to be free.                                      SHREKNow, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?                                                                DONKEYBut, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.  Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly..
855) CHAOS IS THE NATURAL STATE OF THE UNIVERSE
856) hannah is ruining amys meme
857) AMES I RUINING BROWN'S GOOGLE DOC
858) Ames how the fuck did I miss that script mess how dare you not keep it
859) my professor is jonathan crane aND I ASKED HIM TO TEACH PSYCHOLOGY NEXT WEEK I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE A MISTAKE -pyro sea
860) "It's like a cape, but for my legs!" -Hannah, talking about her skirt
861) "You can't just quote me on everything!" -Lexi, 2017
862) 2472
863) canya pawnya yer anya
864) ames is a babe, confirmed
865) Schemer confirmed Two-Face
866) Disco Crane will haunt your dreams
867) Some Katies just want to watch the world burn
868) Schemer is a pure bean
869) Rip Jervi Colony 2k17
870) Dark Leo show us the forbidden pimp oswald
871) COTTON EYE JONNO
872) sameo leo - Ames, definitely
873) S K I N R I M
874) Team Lazarus; The Support group that came out of nowhere
875) Team Lazarus; Support Group
876) Lame Senior Pranks
877) why are cats meow so small
878) GET RIGGETY RIGGETY REKT, SPOOP LORD
879) Team Lazarus, Home of the Mysterious Cryptidrew
880) Green Man Yells at Drop Bears
881) #freethetiddy
882) YELLOW LANTERN DISCO CRANE
883) HE SQUEAK
884) MOTHERFUCKING DUCKLINGS
885) One Gay Family
886) We Are All Shook
887) Everyones moving to Earth 24 to join the JLC sorry
888) LET ME ADOPT UR CATS BROWN OR @ LEAST TELL EM I LOVE EM
889) SEVEN NATION AMY
890) SPLOOTING
891) WHERE'S OS-WALDO
892) Avacado Bears
893) Avacado Bears or Thunder Whales
894) o canada, our home and native land, true patriot love, w fear gas in our hand
895) "It's tiptoe time bicth"
886) "Feels good feels organic"
887) Ralph The Hero We Need But Don't Deserve
888) Team Lazarus Team Mom
889) Ames, this is an intervention
890) When your alter ego calls you daddy 🤔🤔🤔🤔👅?👅?👀👀👀👀👊👊👊💦💦💦¿¿¿¿
891) KNOCK KNOC FUCKERS EGGHEAD IS HERE
892) PROTECT RIDDLER AT ALL COST
893) Episode 3 of Season 9 - Zsasz Accidentally Joins A Cult
894) sppok
895) FUCK FATHER
896) Team Dank Meh-mehs
897) Frying Pan Padre
898) frying pan pa
899) frying pan pad
900) frying pan padre
901) Running Start
902) Media Murderer
903) Nut of the Tree
904) Time to Kinkshame Canada
905) Team Lazarus Contemplate Dating
906) Eleka Nahmen Nahmen Ah Tum Ah Tum Eleka Nahmen
907) ILLUMINABEE CONFIRMED
908) dream daddy has ruined my life.
909) sure thing Brown
910) EGG BABE
911) Dorkham Asylum
912) Just Gods, being Bros
913) take a goddamn bath, Sylvester
914) no
915) the gang
916) "On April 19th, I made bread."
917) Leeroy Jyingkins
918) bllaahhhh
919) #ProtectFemaleCharactersInDraculaAndItsAdaptations2K17
920) And then we see Lindsey screaming because this is so fucking awesome
921) What the heckle deckle did you just diddly done say about me, you little nerd? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Meme Team, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Captor, and I have over 3 confirmed riddle solves. I am trained in online research and I’m the top blogger in the entire codot army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you clean out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my diddly words. You think you can get away with saying that lie to me over the Internet? Think again, meanie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Team Lazarus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your riddleS. You’re dead, Hush. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out meme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in internrt combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Google and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable hints off the face of the continent, you little twerp.  If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” kidnapping was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your undank memes.. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you snake.  I will rain puns all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, you viper.
922) Y'ALL'RE KILLIN' MY POOR PHONE
923) Are we at tittle 1000 yet?
924) Plz watch young pope so i can talk abt it
925) *OFFENDED BAND KID NOISES*
926) *OFFENDED BAND KID NOISES AND CLARINET SQUEAKING*
927) *OFFENDED BAND KID NOISES AND CLARINET SQUEAKING AND SPIT VALVE GURGLING*
928) 'My room smells like fresh linens and Jesus' - My sister, 2k17
929)The question for some fucking Tim Hortons
930) The quest for some fucking Tim Hortons
931) Send a healer to Ames b4 she dies
932) Education Conversion Class
933) Shhhh he's sleeping
934) "Murder probably"
935) orf chumps
936) orc chumps
937) Protect the Orcs, their doing their best
938) Protect the Orc chumps, their doing their best
939) Protect the Orc chumps, they're doing their best
940) Team Lazarus; The Fellowship of the Riddle
941) awkward potato club
942) WORSHIP HIM FOOLS
943) Puzzle Me Like One of You French Boys
944) Puzzle Me Like One of Your French Boys
945) Make Amy the Wine Aunt 2k17
946) The Homeowners Guide to Homicide by Zsasz
947) Fre Sha Vaca Drew
948)  all i want is pizza and tea
949) diggy dig
950) rip NON's teeth
951) IT's thE FINAL COUNTDOWNNN
952) Spooky Scary Kaitons
953) Aardvark v Anteater: Battle of the Cute
954) Compromise: Red Panda
955) WOOHOO YEAH EMMA LOOK AT THIS TALENTED BEAN
956) What the fuck are vampire laws?
957) AMES IS A CRYPTID BORN IN A FIELD
958) SHIA SURPRISE
959) TODAY NON WAS BORN
960) Everyone check put Emma's art!
961) Everyone check out Emma's art!
962) We all Love Ames
963) It's The Scarecrow, not The Grim Dino Bunny!!!
964) Let Jon be what he wnats 2k17
965) Jonathan can do better than reaping bunny dinosaur! 2k17
966) If Jonathan wants to be a reaping bunny dinosaur he can
967) Jonathan can't be both the God of Fear and a Reaping Bunny Raptor!
968) LET HIM DREAM
969) THIS AIN'T A DREAM!!!
970) Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold!
971) Let's make it 9 closer, shall we!
972) 👀👀👀👀
973) Teacher Ames
974) Hello darkness my old friend
975) 🙏🏼🙏🏼 Bless this mess 🙏🏼🙏🏼
976) Friskuella 4 lyfe
977) Young just ass
978) time for tea
979) Happy Spooptober!
980) Codot is back at it again 👀👀
981) It's October and shit's bout to go down, but I want to scream about DuckTales
982) Update: Ames is as cute as ever! 👌
983) Ames expands her meme kingdom
984) Ames the hallowmeme queen
985) Meme Queen Amemes
986) Jon and Sylv #goals 😍
987) T^T Emma fails Jervis - 10/6
988) Canada is a cult #confirmed
989) Nasty Boys™
990) Celery
991) World War Tea
992) Farmer Ames vs. Poison Ivy
993) Canada is already clean
994) Frisk, liberate us from the assignments
995) I snort the gas so I can pass
996) Brown breaks down over a deleted art folder but by magic gets it back
997) #GiveScarecrowHugs2k17
998) PLEASE SAVE AMY
999) How close are we, Sassy??
1000) Operation recover pom pom
1001) TEAM LAZARUS 1001 NAMES
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WHOOPS! another loadout oc be upon ye!
lmao my pyro loadout is giving me brainrot and i had to make it into an oc
more info under cut :>
ok so it was originally a robot meant for construction use/ industrial sites but was launched out into space for gaining ☆*Sentience*☆
crash landed outside teufort where the Blu scout found it and they soon became best buds(mayhaps even lovers??)
Blu scout "disguised" it as a pyro and planned on having it join Blu team but the administrator put them on Red team instead :'(
funnily enough the only person who knows its not human is the Blu scout, even though you could hardly consider it being in disguise. (yes even the spys, medics, and administrator dont know)
Also they go by U-50 (Uno is reserved for Blu scout only <3)
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