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Okay but hear me out:
JERMA as a substitute teacher in the Community movie!
T E A C H E R N O I S E
And here are some classes he could teach:
Applied Meat Grinding
Remedial Beatboxing
Cooperative Gaslighting
Advanced Regional Gambling
Dollhouse Economics
Comparative Dumptruck Studies
I just want to live in the timeline where this exists, idc if it's the darkest. Please, I know it's a MULTIMILLION DOLLAR IDEA, steal it from me and make it come true!
(Otherwise I'm sure there are enough green screen scenes of him to make an Abed-style short film)
#jerma#jerma985#community#community tv#community nbc#community movie#6 seasons and a movie#abed nadir#actual most ambitious crossover#teacher noise#jeremy elbertson#he would be PERFECT for the job
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Experiencing Auditory Processing Disorder
The Autistic Teacher
#autism#actually autistic#sensory processing disorder#autism and auditory issues#I can be very sensitive to noise#I’m sure some of you can relate#auditory sensitivity#neurodivergence#neurodiversity#actually neurodivergent#feel free to share/reblog#The Autistic Teacher (Facebook)
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homestar streamer
#just as promised#it was between this and the teacher noise but i just couldn’t figure out how to convey that fucked up sound jerma made in picture format#homestar runner#jerma#jerma985#my art :3
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feel this in my bones ….
#watching the piano teacher and when walter klemmer played schoenberg’s piece in the audition#i was like fuck is that a schoenberg piano piece omg *feral noises*#(very sorry that i turn out like this pls blame my dad who raised me on exclusively classical music and 80s rock cds)#random rambles about music#twitter
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hi so i absolutely hate bugs and i hate killing them. i would def make ellie kill all of them for me. (although i would prefer she take them outside to let them be free… anyways)
but it’s the way she would kill them, that absolutely sends me. i feel like she would kill them and be like, “i gotchu motherfucker,” “yeah? you like comin into my house and scarin my girl like that? hm?” and i’d just stand there and just stare at her going tf off on a tiny mosquito idk just a thought 😭
i love you and your writing so much <33
ellie grabbing a flip flop running around the house like she’s chasing the killer 😭 but also after she kills it she definitely picks it up and chases you with it in her hand and wiggles it around to scare you :// “you’re such a fuckin’ crybaby it’s not even gonna hurt you” also she ate bugs and sand when she was a kid it’s a canon event .
#𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 anon 🎀#i spend too much time thinking about baby ellie doing really weird stuff#i wanna write hc’s about them cos that kid bit her kindergarten teacher for sure#also during nap time baby ellie made weird noises just to scare everybody
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jumped on the jerma trend...
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Do you have a favorite book with disability rep? Drop it below! (Title and author, please.)
July got away from me and I didn't get this disability rep post finished before the month ended.
The rep listed is by no means a comprehensive list, but what I could remember. I know there are a lot of other lists out there with several of these books on them, but some I hadn't seen and wanted to include.
• Photo 2: Highly Suspicious and Unfairly Cute by Talia Hibbert (OCD), Turtles All the Way Down by John Green (OCD), The Charm Offensive by Alison Cochrun (anxiety, depression, and OCD)
• Photo 3: Truly Devious by Maureen Johnson (anxiety), Icebreaker by A.L. Graziadei (anxiety and depression), Teacher of the Year by M.A. Wardell (anxiety and ADHD)
• Photo 4: Lost in the Never Woods by Aiden Thomas (anxiety and PTSD), The Infinite Noise by Lauren Shippen (anxiety and depression), Heartstopper (anxiety, depression, and anorexia)
• Photo 5: A Neon Darkness by Lauren Shippen (depression and PTSD), The Witch King by H.E. Edgmon (depression and PTSD), Summer Sons by Lee Mandelo (depression)
• Photo 6: Life Lessons with Uramichi Oniisan by Gaku Kaze (depression), Perfect World by Rie Aruga (spinal cord injury), Vicious by V.E. Schwab (chronic pain)
• Photo 7: A Darker Shade of Magic by V.E. Schwab (blindness), The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater (partial deafness), The Whispering Dark by Kelly Andrew (deafness)
• Photo 8: I Hear the Sunspot by Yuki Fumino (deafness), A Quiet Kind of Thunder by Sara Barnard (deafness and select mutism), Everything You Never Said by Jordon Greene (mutism)
• Photo 9: Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas (dyslexia), Spoiler Alert by Olivia Dade (dyslexia), All the Feels by Olivia Dade (ADHD)
#disability rep#disability pride#highly suspicious and unfairly cute#turtles all the way down#the charm offensive#truly devious#icebreaker#teacher of the year#lost in the never woods#the infinite noise#heartstopper#a neon darkness#the witch king#summer sons#life lessons with uramichi oniisan#perfect world#vicious#a darker shade of magic#the raven boys#the raven cycle#the whispering dark#i hear the sunspot#a quiet kind of thunder#every word you never said#cemetery boys#spoiler alert#all the feels#stardustandrockets
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I blame you for making me think about Professor Ashengrotto. Now I bring you Professor Rosehearts.
Professor Rosehearts who has a favorite student and it’s so blatantly obvious <3 after class he’ll take you on his desk and kiss you so deeply all while rubbing your tummy fondly <3
Soon you’ll be having morning sickness and you’ll have no clue why! When your pregnancy test comes back positive you’ll go crying to Professor Rosehearts saying that you guys made a huge mistake and that you need to take care of this quickly so you can get back to your studies- but Professor Rosehearts stops you.
He says that he won’t let you go and that he wants you and this child, no matter how unexpected it was. You can unenroll quietly from the university and go to live with him in his manor in the countryside in secret <3 You won’t need your degree when he’s knocking you up every other year.
He’s so glad he switched your pills out with placebos, but you never need to know that.
ALWAYS RUBBING YOUR TUMMY!!!!! OTL and a manor in the countryside… wooooo,,,,, truly the dream life. He makes you his always-pregnant housewifey. No more student stresses for you! You don’t need to keep studying for your degree! Although if you insist, he won’t stop you. He’ll provide you with some textbooks on the material, but he would love it if you could read up on some cookbooks so that he can come home to delicious homemade meals and baked goods. <3 he can already imagine how lovely summer will be, where you’ll put pies out on the windowsill to cool while he tends to the strawberry garden, picking the ripest ones and offering one to you through the window. And the flowing spring dresses you’ll wear!!! If he isn’t fantasizing about you breastfeeding the adorable baby he’s created with you, then he’s thinking about you in a spring dress while he’s putting grades in, so very pleased to know he’s finally getting the life he’s always wanted with his favorite student.
Professor Rosehearts will take very good care of you and the baby (and all future babies you will have with him)! He wants to be the best father and husband in the world. You’ll let him because you have no choice. :)
#twisted chit chat#yandere twst#tw: student teacher relationship#tw: baby trapping#me fighting to stay above water before i’m dragged under: PROFESSOR *drowning noises* FLOYD HEAR ME OUT PROFESSOR *i am dragged below*#ACTUALLY professor jade with his shiny reputation and he has a criminal brother#but you won’t know that when floyd breaks into your apartment to kidnap you and bring you to jade hehe#*i’m dragged underwater for real this time*
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So, I watched a gameplay of all three Class of 09 games. I will just say this, the teachers being pedos and creeps in all three games is the least surprising thing in this series.
Also, the creator got exposed:
https://x.com/domiraptor/status/1838600383385546790?s=46&t=VgNCf575PY7lLqxkH7ldJw
#class of 09#co9#co9 flip side#like I watched this for the first time#no context as to what this game is about#and now I’ve seen white nationalists at school#an ending where a bomb killed a bunch of Puerto Ricans#and the noises of young adults and Jecka’s old teachers sniffing her feet#I’ll just stick to fanfiction of this game because it is most likely less mentally damaging than this#ps they could’ve at least given Jecka a couple more happy endings#or if they wanted to have a dark ending( not whatever that Palestinian slave trade and cp ending was) they could’ve done one#where Jecka is kidnapped by some weirdo from feetmeet.com or burnleday or the blonde teacher since they honestly were most likely to kidnap#Jecka in an irl type of situation#I did like some of the humor though
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imagine izuku goes into the break room to take his lunch break. he calls shota “aizawa sensei” when greeting him; shota has to once again remind izuku that he’s not his teacher anymore and he doesn’t have to be so formal with him 🥹💖
#“idk how you do it aizawa sensei.. being a teacher is hard”#“just shota is fine.”#“oh yeah. right we’re coworkers now…”#LMAOOO#i just know izuku yaps the whole time and shota doesn’t hate it#he kinda misses the noise 🫶🏾#bnha#mha#shota aizawa#aizawa#aizawa shouta#izuku midoriya#midoriya izuku
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i survived my seminar 🫡
#teacher called on me literally last minute ……#but i perservered#🙂↕️🙂↕️#time to . Try to do something productive#i wanna play hsr alas i have tumblr work to do#and a yan!sugu to dissect#ari noises ✩
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Autism and Festivities
The Autistic Teacher
#autism#actually autistic#autism & festivities#food#noise#overwhelmed#try and have have this holiday#I hope you have a merry Christmas#happy new year#2024 is coming#feel free to share/reblog#The Autistic Teacher (Facebook)
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(rant)
EVERY TIME I SEE A POST WITH RANDY IN IT AND HIS LAST NAME IN THE TAGS IS "ANDERSON" IT MAKES ME WANNA FUCKING SCREAM
IT'S ADDERSON. RANDY ADDERSON.
YES, THE MOVIES CHANGED IT, BUT STILL. HIS LAST NAME IS ADDERSON.
*sigh*
i'm going to bed.
#i tweaked real hard man#e#the outsiders#randy adderson#ADDERSON#NOT ANDERSON#*disappointed mother noises*#i wish my spanish teacher taught us swear words#but she didn't >:(#why señora? why?
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Me in my very first class as a substitute teacher after completely losing control of the kids in the first 2 minutes
#several fights broke out in different corners of the room#2 8-year-olds broke out a makeup palette and started playing with eye shadow#kids were sprinting around the class in circles#kids kept running out the door into the hall#one kid appointed himself as Door Guard and started guarding the door for the rest of that class. he even completed his worksheet#shoutout to door kid#the hall monitor and teacher next door both came in at one point to yell at them#the moment they left it was back to sheer chaos#i made one kid cry because i told her off for being bad#one kid was hiding from the noise under a table in the corner and i just let her. i understood#how the hell can 1 adult control 30 9-year-olds tbh. how the hell do they expect teachers to do that tbh#you need 1 teacher to just sit in the back and yell at the kids when they get rowdy and another one to actually do the teaching#okay well#pain#myart#comix#substitute teacher#the pain#the agony even#my throat still hurts from all the yelling#teacher comic#im dying#good bye lol#I did 1st - 6th grade classes and 3rd grade was the worst. at least the 1st and 2nd graders could be distracted by telling them to draw#the older ones were quieter and better behaved in general#half the 1st graders cried at some point and one of them peed their pants. still better than 3rd grade#skjnsdkjdsn#trans
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lassie can hear the high pitched frequency that lights and electronics make
#psych#psych 2006#psych tv#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter#this headcanon brought to you by: hearing the high pitched frequency that lights and electronics make#its actually the worst thing ever cause most people dont hear it and i just sound totally crazy anytime i bring it up#like sorry. no teacher !! i will not be going to that side of the room because the noise that only myself and my girlfriend can hear is so#loud that its giving me a headache lowkey#when he's at his desk sometimes he'll wear earplugs cause its so bad. or ooooh he's gifted noise cancelling earbuds but not exactly earbuds#like the loop plugs i think theyre called??? that people use for like concerts n stuff. idk if they would help the noise tee bee aich ive#never used ear protection for the noise. maybe it would help lmao??? sound off in reblogs guys. who else is hearing the noise#ANYWAYS#ohara would gift them to him#cuz shes a good friend & good detective partner (and she notices things and remembers small details that others dont think r important)
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For T/F: for some reason I assume that you’ve probably had some experience (either of yourself or maybe people around you) of falling into the “gifted” category, and I feel like there’s probably some strong opinions on that maybe?
True!
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This one is true in a complicated way.
As a child, no one thought I was gifted until I got into school. I was hyperlexic, reading at a level far beyond my age-range (I read Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species at the age of 8/9, sitting on the library floor with the dictionary next to me so I could flick to different words and understand what they meant).
I was tested for giftedness/IQ but failed every test pretty spectacularly (we didn't know how many learning developmental disorders I had at the time, but it was a lot, and these tests in the 80s didn't favour any child with dyscalculia or severe dyspraxia, or ADHD / Autism for that matter). So everyone kind of officially knew I was pretty stupid, and the librarian was like 'what the fuck' while I quietly went through as many nonfiction books as I could because I found the fiction section mostly very boring.
Recently (like literally a month ago) when I was diagnosed with L2 Autism, I was also diagnosed with 2E, which is Twice Exceptional - or 'gifted but developmentally disabled.' It's a nice way of saying 'oh you're exceptionally smart (at certain things) and you're exceptionally special needs.' This also explains why I tested the way I did as a child, and kind of recontextualised a lot of things in my life, but I had to wait until I was 43 to learn that about myself, and until then I've always viewed myself as someone who was very stupid, but very good at pretending I wasn't simply because I could memorise things / facts I'd read in nonfiction, and I've been reading it since childhood. It's probably going to take a long time to think of myself as intelligent at anything other than words and reading.
So no, I wasn't raised as a 'gifted' child. I was raised as a semi-stupid child who read too many books. My sister tested as gifted and went into academic programs (and that definitely created some issues for her!) and I didn't, and started spectacularly failing maths in high school, which tracks for my level of dyscalculia.
It wasn't until university that I realised I could be clever at things, but again, I still credited that to 'I read well because I've been doing it a long time, and anyone - except for someone with dyslexia - could do this, this easily, and someone with dyslexia could still do this with the right supports.'
So I do have experience of falling into the 'gifted' category, but only for the last four weeks. It's also come with the diagnosis of L2 Autism, so mostly I'm just reminded at how fucking incompetent I am at generally being alive and functioning in a society.
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From the true/false meme!
#asks and answers#memey goodness#if you'd asked me this literally 4 weeks ago#i would have said false#i have no experience with being gifted aslfkjdsa#i have like a few days of experience of people thinking i *might* be#and then the tests making a sad trombone noise#and the teachers being like 'that was unexpected but oh well'
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