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TCF Part 1 – Chapter 296
Me *peacefully reading*: "Peace will come."
My dumbass brain:
*Peace barges in from The S-Classes That I Raised*
Han Yoojin: PEACE COME BACK
#cale henituse#lcf#tcf#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#tcf cale#tcf adin#tcf valentino#the s classes that i raised#han yoojin#tsctir#tsctir peace#tsctir han yoojin
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875 chp spoilers
Just read the chapter! And I'm pissed at Valentino right now! Like! This fucking bitch!!
Of course i started to be suspicious the moment he showed his gread towards Mogoru, but DAMN BOY! You always say how thankful you are to Cale and shit, yet there is no help from you at all.
And one thing you are military weak, but you are gaining money right now, it would be very rightfully so to share some things with Roan Kingdom, that saved your ass on a multiple occasions, don't you think so? At least help with city reconstruction!
Even the Whipper Kingdom, who didn't had much left, helped on the max of their abilities. They are literally broke, yet there is more movements than from Caro Kingdom.
It was strange from the beginning when Valentino knew exactly what was going on with the taxes problem, however proceeded to do nothing because of some bastard support... Wouldn't a honest ruler, that he tries to be, maybe try to find a solution to change things for their people?
Ugh, Idk it just pisses me off a lot.
I'm sure Cale soon gonna shake like a pair of maracas those assholes who treat him and his kingdom so poorly or without any respect for saving the entire continent .
Also i think some of the ore mines are going to Whipper Kingdom after that heho
#correct me if I'm wrong but Valentino acting like a dickhead rn#respect to Toonka tho#tcf#trash of the counts family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf novel#lcf novel#tcf part 2#lcf part 2#cale henituse#tcf cale#lcf cale
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Alberu understood things better during the class, as they were doing the warrior III pose, a hand landed on his thigh.
"Lift your leg more, I know you can do it."
Long slender fingers held his thigh and slid down until it reached his ankle. Unconsciously, he followed the instructions, receiving a compliment next to his ear.
"Good boy."
Fuck.
Alberu pursed his lips and lowered his head, this was torture.
#tcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#cale#alver crossman#tcf alberu#the summery is so misleading 😂#yoga#lcf#lout of the count’s family#not mine#sleepy#fluff#tcf rosalyn#tcf witira#Adin#tcf clopeh#Valentino#Cale has the uncanny ability to charm the straight boys with a few simple interactions.#in Al’s words. Cale likes to watch the world burn 😂😂#my mind is about to start making imagines of this.#funny#cuddles#modern setting
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Hi!!!!! how are you??
so i just thought up an insane BSD x TCF au and yeah so in Tcf the first ancient power we see is the indestructable shield and in BSD BEAST we see Aku being a protecter first and foremost plus the noble thing is good on him + exploring more on his relationship with Gin like in BEAST.
it could be like a og! Cale regresses type thing and Atsushi as Choi Han (forced to fight to survive, a special role in the universe etc) and Atsushi as the loyal knight would be fun and also Chuuya and maybe Kouyo as Alver and Tasha idk. And the Tanizaki siblings as the Sun God Twins?? Not very thought out tho.
but Kyoka and Q as Ohn and Hong would be adorable and maybe Aya as Roan. Fyodor as The White radish since their powers are basically the same with Fukuchi as Adin??? Maybe Sigma as Valentino since they were tricked into joining the other side. Sorry about the ramble but it would not leave my mind.
Ok wow I have not kept up exactly with BSD in years now but with what I can remember about it, this actually makes so much sense wtffffff??
It legitimately fits so well!!
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf au#bsd#bongou stray dogs#mura answers asks
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TCF X Descendents
Juts finished watching all the Descendants movies and the Latest one of Red
gives me an idea of an au
Like Red is Alberu and Chloe is Cale and Rok Soo twins
Cinderella and Charming is Jour and Deruth and it won't go exactly the movie just the backround fairytail world VKs and
other stuff its more of Cale and Rok Soo trying to convince Alberu his mother is abusive and trying to help him heal
while also accidently time traveling Seeing why Alberu's mom is like this the reason a prank was played but instead of turning her into a monster like the idea was in movie
it killed the love of her life and
she was forced to marry Alberu's father it happened infront of her and no one helped because they were scared of the prankster so she decided to be feared instead of loved
She does love Alberu but it is covered in the trauma she had especially from the death and her forced Marriage with a horrible person
But even if she gets better she will go to prison and Alberu will never truly forgive her for how bad of a mother she was to him
How bad? At the beginning of school The Fairy Nurse took a health check which would happen 5 times a year and at the beginning she would then spell them and a list of every bad thing that has happened before and the time school started
Alberu list of health was so long he made a rope and was able to use it to escape the top tower and Cale and Rok Soo found him when he was fighting off the sleep inducer his mother gave him and then left him hanging in the slums
This would be a mature fanfic that would not just include abuse but also power struggles and the differences between Royals and Peasants and What makes a person good or Evil and why does something like Good v.s evil happen.
Cale and Rok Soo know the differences and their Parents especially their Dad who hint hint is Cinderella in this because Jour is 100% royal taught them and even gave servants holidays and made the family do the chores all the servants did even made them do shopping when they were old enough when they did they were taught to give the workers extra because them shopping ment it was a holiday and the workers were working on it
So the twins in Get Your hands dirty is actually them teaching the royals and high class students the hard work lower class do.
Uliana is Adin White Star is Hades DHB could be Mal idk about the others Paeston could be Carlos Valentino could be Jay Evie could be Jopis???? Prince Ben.....is idk
#tcf cale#cale barrow#cale henituse#alberu crossman#choi han#trash of count's family#lout of the count’s family#descendants#rise of red#descendants rise of red
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modern tcf and the possible jobs the characters have:
kim roksoo - normal office employee (he's overqualified to be one and has received alot of offers for promotion but he rejects it because "its too much work") or a lawyer. he works for the crossman company (for both professions)
choi han - martial arts teacher or p.e. teacher (its canon that choi han wants to be a martial artists or a teacher)
raon - three scenarios: 1) adopted by roksoo 2) lived with sherrit and they brought in roksoo when he has no place to stay after running away from the orphanage 3) roksoo and him are blood siblings
on and hong - two scenarios: 1) adopted by roksoo 2) adopted by sherrit
eruhaben-nim - science related subject professor or neurosurgeon (because magic = science)
pendrick - nurse or resident doctor
beacrox - world famous chef (duh)
ron - owner of several restaurants with beacrox
bud - part of the underworld (possibly a mafia)
duke fredo - same with bud ^
lock - an orphaned high school student who studies at the school where choi han teaches at (that's how they knew each other). he's also at the orphanage in which rosalyn personally sponsors
gashan and the tigers - employees of the orphanage in which lock is at
hannah and saint jack - college students
lee soohyuk and choi jungsoo - roksoo's colleagues and best friends who keeps on nagging him to accept the promotions (are also one of the people who's making sure he takes care of himself)
all of the royalties and nobles are chaebols (rich af people)
alberu - acting ceo of crossman company which specializes with engineering materials (?) (cant specify but im sure theyre part of the engineering industry) or a big lawfirm
rosalyn - revoked her chance to be the heir for their company and chose to be a scientist and decided to work for their company, breck pharmaceuticals, as the head scientist.
valentino - ceo of caro entertainment which focuses on casinos and other entertainment related businesses
litana - ceo of a business which sells environment friendly products or they could own a mining company lol
adin - ceo of a liquor company (bcs black mana) or a pharmaceutical company that do inhumane practices (if u know babel company from the kdrama vincenzo then thats them)
clopeh - pilot and heir to their family's airline company (cause for some reason my mind thought wyverns = airplanes since they both fly T_T)
i also thought of another possibility in which og!cale and roksoo are different people
cale - chaebol but revoked his position as heir to bassen and chose to be in a position slightly lower than bassen to support him. henituse financial group company focuses on banks and other financial related businesses.
1st possibility:
kim roksoo's og mother is a henituse who ran away from home. deruth (or cale) found him when he was working (they have a close relationship with the crossmans) which means cale and roksoo are cousins
2nd possibilty:
cale and roksoo studied at the same univ and grew close with each other
3rd possibility (this one i like the most):
kim roksoo is cale's half brother and a child out of wedlock (cale hated him at first because he's a symbol of his father's infidelity but after learning about his past he became overprotective of him) (im pushing my cale as a great big brother for roksoo agenda)
#a single line about choi han telling alberu he wanted to be a teacher inspired me to write this#and yes i imagine og!cale as someone older than roksoo#you cant tell me otherwise#i would write a fanfic about this but im lazy so here's a lengthy post#cale henituse#lout of the count’s family#lcf#백작가의망나니가되었다#choi han#alberu crossman#eruhaben#ron molan#tcf rosalyn#raon miru#im sorry if ive forgetten the others#i wrote this at 3am
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I now know how Cale feels when he met the kind Valentino
#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#tcf novel#tcf valentino#jesus christ fale i feel ur pain now#my classmates r kind somehow yet i still feel the passive aggressiveness of an Alberu#jesus christ#let me out of here
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Reminds me of how Cale felt a bit relieved to see Rasheel look at him like he was annoying when they first met because he was exhausted by so much open and sincere admiration 🤣🤣🥲
How Cale deals with Crown Princes
Alberu: sharp, charismatic, manipulative, has a secret alter ego Alberu: "You sly bastard. You're driving me nuts" (I can't believe I trust you so much) Cale: *confident* "I can work with this"
Valentino: sincere, pure, a bit naive, wears his heart on his sleeve Valentino: "You're a Hero! Thank you for saving us!" (I'm trusting you completely!!) Cale: *awkward* "...I can't work with this"
Adin: sociopath, amoral, deceptive, pretty much pure evil Adin: "Oh Noble Hero, why don't you take a break?" (I hope you kneel over and die) Cale: *smiling* "I won't work with this" Cale: proceeds to overthrow the whole Goddamn Empire
#cale henituse#cale my favorite dumb bastard#he’s so smart but he’s also so stupid#i love this stupid man#so much#oblivious cale henituse#tcf#lcf#trash of the count's family#tcf fanart#fanart#alberu crossman#alver crossman#tcf adin#prince adin#prince Valentino#tcf valentino
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KEKK, the fact that Cale's group alone is enough deterrent for two whole continents that once they didn't appear in public, kingdoms immediately spread rumors and dropped pretenses of being friendly with Roan.
#I hate that a little#Even Caro turned their back#well makes sense since Valentino is still only a crown prince#oh maybe Beacrox tortured the spy#which is why he folding those gloves sooopo neatly#kekk#Cant wait for wed to come#tcf#lcf#trash of the count’s family#cale henituse
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TCF X Genshin Impact --- Vision Distribution
Pyro - Tenacious.
Hydro - Capable.
Electro - Ambitious. [ Stop saying being ambitious is awful just because of Slytherin]
Geo - Stable. [ Solid foundation]
Dendro - Intelligent.
Cryo - Sufferer.
Anemo - Independent.
[Warning : I am not going to assign vision to the characters because of their hair color or their mana . It will be based on their most probable behavior or characteristic.]
- Geo
Kim Rok Soo
Eric Wheelsman
Beacrox Molan
Sheritt
Violan Henituse
-Pyro
Choi Han
Toonka
Choi Jung Gun
Adin
Ron Molan
Rasheel
-Hydro
Rosalyn
Eruhaben
Lee Soo Hyuk
Witria
Grandma Kim [ She deserves it]
Sir Rex
Deruth Henituse
-Anemo
Zed Crossman
OG Cale Henituse
Valentino
Bud
Jack
Cage
Shicker
-Cryo
Mary
Choi Jung Soo
Taylor
Hannah
Jour Henituse
-Electro
Alberu Crossman
Fredo Von Ejellan
Hillsman [ He was given the vision after he decided that he want to become the Captain of the Henituse Knight Brigade]
White Star
Jopis
Clopeh Sekka [ Got the vision before meeting Kim Rok Soo]
-Dendro
Tasha
Litana
Mila
Glenn
-Characters who haven't received a vision yet but will, once they grow old enough.
On - Dendro
Hong - Anemo
Raon Miru- Cryo
Lily Henituse - Electro
Basin Henituse - Anemo
Lock - Hydro [ No, I am not going to give him Geo just because he owns a shield.]
-Characters who will never receive a vision.
Hans
Billios
Amiru Ubarr
Antonio Gyerre
Neo Tolz
Count Mock
Park Jin Tae
Rei Stecker
Pen [ Rosalyn's brother]
Sully
Venion Stan
Pendrick
Paeston
[Note - I haven't started reading TCF Laws of hunting.]
Feel free to add TCF 2 characters.
#tcf theory#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf novel#genshin impact#genshin impact beginner tips#fanfic ideas#cale henituse#vision#tcf rosalyn#tcf cale#alberu crossman#og cale henituse#roan kingdom#ron molan#choi han#raon miru#tcf meme#lee soo hyuk#feel free to add more#tcf 2 characters
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TCF HEADCANON
[Being alive is the best, isn't it?]
Part 1
White Star, their worst enemy that tries to bring despair to the world, have been defeated. Everyone on the battlefield saw his body slowly fall from above with root as big as a dagger stabbed his heart. And without them knowing the reason, the body gradually disappeared; like ash that swapped away by the wind. Left beautiful white embers in the air.
But there is no one who could shout to celebrate their victory. Nor they can hug each other out of the overwhelming feeling. It's like there is something chocking their throat and their body stiffly stands as their head focuses on the body that falls together with the enemy; it's their hero, Commander Cale Henituse.
The weak and pale body slowly fell after smiling when he finally defeated the enemy. But there is not a single one who was happy to see their dear hero fall as the last thing the alliance armies could see was the closest comrades of the hero shouting his name while rushed toward the unconscious body.
The one who was always beside Cale, Raon, panicked when he saw the body falls. But grown up to be more mature and composed in this kind situation, he didn't just freeze as he cast his human body so he could fall smoothly while Raon tried to communicate with all his family that rushed toward Cale to find the person that maybe could heal him soon, Saint Jack.
They were all transported toward one of the buildings in Puzzle city where Saint Jack healing the allied armies who were wounded while clashing on the battlefield. Everyone was crowded in the room where Cale tried to be healed by Jack. They felt as much pain as they saw their idiot young master that always sacrificed himself wail in pain while he fainted. All his body was filled with his own blood. There is a hole in his chest, where exactly the root had stabbed to his heart before; the sacrifice Cale should endure to make the weapon to kill White Star.
No, they didn't even know it was possible. And again, Cale always makes himself take all the heavy responsibility in his weak shoulder.
The only ones who didn't present there were Alberu and Rosalyn, because they should let all his subordinates, armies and mages know their victory. Calm the innocent citizen that felt terror because of this battle, and announce to all people that they had killed their worst enemy that could make this world filled with despair.
"I... couldn't heal him." All eyes move toward the Saint that uses his power in the last fifteen minutes to heal Cale. His body slumped as his breath got messy and irregular; his face and back full of sweat, but his eyes focused toward the red head that still didn't get any better even if Jack had used all his power. Why?— he felt so frustrated. Jack can even heal creatures with death attribute now, then why can't he heal the one who has the righteous qualified to be healed? Why is someone who always helps everyone, someone with a very good deed, should endure this pain alone?
Jack can feel someone putting their hand on his shoulder. He turned towards the person. It was Choi Han who was mute himself until now. He could feel the cryptic tremble in the man's hand, but Jack shut himself when he saw the serious look on Choi Han's face. "What do you think, Eruhaben-nim?" Everyone's eyes turned again toward the golden hair that just standing in front of the bed side with eyes just focuses toward the unlucky kid that he is always fond of. He sighed and closed his eyes tightly, "We can't do anything about him."
Everyone gets chaotic when they hear it. Especially the kids: Raon, On and Hong, who are already crying as they surrounded their beloved parental figure. But Eruhaben makes them shut again with his magic. They can see the same frustrated looks in the ancient dragon as he explained more, "I thought because the Saint's power gets stronger than before now, he can do something about it. But it looks like Cale needs to heal himself."
Eruhaben continued as he saw serious looks in everyone's faces focused towards him. "The situation in his body is really a mess right now. All his ancient powers were deemed because they tried to let his restoration power work as fast as possible. But because his heart, where the restoration power is placed, got damaged, it will not be easy." He turned toward Cale again when the man grunted with pain, "What we can do now is wait. He will pass out as long as he needs to heal himself. Just like anytime he fainted before."
Everyone wasn't satisfied with this situation, of course. But just like Eruhaben said, there is nothing they can do. Even after Alberu came with the best royal doctors Roan Kingdom has, the only thing they can do is treat the wound in Cale's chest with the hope that it will make the progress of Cale's restoration get faster.
The banquet was held as a celebration of their victory a few days later. As a face of the kingdom that contributes the most, Alberu the Crown Prince, Rosalyn as commander of mage brigades and a few commanders of their armies, as well as the head of another kingdom such as Toonka, Valentino, Litana and Jopis, need to attend the banquet even if they don't feel like they are winning already. Not before their hero woke up from his long collapse.
Everyone wants to know what their hero, Cale's condition is, especially because rumours have circulated about what sacrifice Cale's pull to kill the enemies. But Alberu keeps the information just for a few closest comrades and Cale's family. Cale's body is transported to the royal palace so the doctors can keep in check with Cale's condition, and Alberu lets the children as well as Cale's other comrades; Choi Han, Molans duo, Eruhaben, Mary, Rosalyn and Lock to stay in the palace as long as they want.
They felt worried, of course. But because this case—where Cale fainted for a very long time isn't the first time they have gone through, they can feel a bit calm now. Because Cale always woke up. Their family still breath. Their precious young master started to heal himself. They can wait as long as needed if it means they can see the tender, lazy AF but caring Cale waking up one day. That's too what makes the children still eat their meals properly and take care of their own health. They didn't want Cale to see them sick when he woke up.
One month. Cale is still in bed, fainting; breathing slowly and healing slowly too. The wound healed slower than the doctors predicted. It was assumed because the root Cale stabbed to his chest, not just any roots. But still, Cale makes progress.
The children are always beside him. Just wake up when they need to take a bath or get their meals. They like to feel a vague warm Cale gush from his body. Not as warm as he woke up, but still made them comfortable. Give them hope he will wake up someday.
Ron always takes care of Cale's body. Keeps him clean and changes his clothes once a day. He keeps Cale nutrients with infusion the doctors gave. Take care of Cale's hair as it is and cut it when the hair gets longer. Ron and Baecrox too were the ones who take care of their family who want to stay on Cale's side.
Choi Han always stands beside the bed or in front of the room to keep Cale safe. Alberu said Choi Han didn't need to do it because the guard had protected this palace, but he felt uneasy. Choi Han worried about Cale that it would make him want to stand or do something. The only thing he can do now is stand guard, to keep away from the bad thought about why he can keep Cale safe and why Cale never told them about his extreme method of stabbing himself. Choi Han had firm his resolve to keep Cale in check more thoroughly, so Cale can't do the same thing again in the future.
Eruhaben just stays still on the bed side. His eyes turned toward Cale or the window nearest him. Cursing the kid that always had unlucky fate but still refused when they told him to take a proper rest. He felt dumbfounded by himself; the thought of losing someone he is fond of really makes me uneasy. He was contemplating their conversation when Cale said, someday he will want to be healthy and have a long life. And now, Eruhaben wants it. He wants to see the children as well as the family formed—the gods know from when—and stay on their side. It's an amusing feeling, but Eruhaben admitted it's not bad.
Rosalyn, Lock and Mary did not stay as long as the others did. Rosalyn, as one of the heroes with the most contribution, is accepted as the new head of Magic Tower that will be built in a free city between Roan Kingdom and Mogoru Empire. That is why she is very busy right now. But still, she will take time to stop by in Cale's room.
Lock went back to the Forest of Darkness after a week. He still has siblings he should take care of. But everyone who stayed told him they would take care of Cale well so he could rest assured. That's the case for Mary too. She went back to the Underground City to help the dark elf to build another city on the surface because Valentino had agreed to give the restricted place for elves under Roan Kingdom territory.
Alberu is one of the busiest person right now. He wants to change the kingdom into an empire and there are lots of administrative things he should arrange to do it. He will keep busy with the coronation as the first emperor of the Roan Empire too after that. It makes him have migraines sometimes, but he always had time to stop by Cale's room with a box full of cookies. He felt a bit easier when he saw the cheerful looks on children's faces. Of course, as a sworn brother, he felt worried about his stupid sacrificial dongsaeng, but he would just stare at Cale and curse in his breath without sound. He didn't want the children to feel down if he mentioned all his complaints to their father figure.
Everyone who fought with Cale on the battlefield stopped in Cale's palace as much as they could. It just shows how much Cale had reached everyone's hearts without him even realizing. Saint Jack and Hannah come by often too. One day they brought the news about the coronation of Rex as the first emperor from a commoner family. It was controversial but at least the citizens of Mogoru Empire themselves had accepted it because there is no one who qualified more than him when it comes to saving them from the incident made by their former Imperial Prince, Adin.
Three months. It was very long for them, but Cale still remains the same. The wound in Cale's chest is closed now, but Eruhaben said inside Cale's body is still a mess. The clashes between ancient powers when he fought with White Star affected Cale's body and needed time to heal. It's okay, they tried to assure each other. They remember too, when the incident where they met White Star for the first time, it took Cale 3 months too to wake up. And Eruhaben said Cale was getting better. So it should be okay.
Everything except that remained the same. Everyone stopped by and went again. They have conversations, especially with children, to make their high spirit not go down and tell them to take care of themselves. Cale's family came by too with Raon's help. But time goes by and Cale is not awake even if everyone waits.
Six months. It felt too long already. Cale never fainted for this long time. It makes them worry. But doctors said his condition is getting better. But until when?— the older ones keep their worries on their own, because they know it will just make Raon, On and Hong feel more down. The children keep asking why their human is still not awake, but there is no one who can answer. They miss—miss Cale so much; the caressed Cale gave when they went to sleep, the warm Cale illuminated, his tender voice, and everything. They miss them all.
But still, Cale remains silent; laying down in bed with a slow breath. Still not move one inch or open his eyes. Cale was transported to the Super Rock Villa after six months. The main reason is because there is nothing royal doctors can do because Cale's body condition is at his finest already. His inside is the one that still needs recovery and it's not the thing medic can help.
The other reason is, they want Cale to feel as if he is at home. The children said maybe it will make him awake. Because he will miss their home, as much as others miss him.
>> continue <<
Next to part 2
#trash of the count's family#tcf#lout of count’s family#cale henituse#the end of tcf headcanon#white star death#raon miru#on#hong#choi han#ron molan#baecrox molan#alberu crossman#rosalyn#lock#almost everyone mentioned#cale fainted so long it makes everyone go crazy#tcf headcanon#mary#hannah#saint jack
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Cale "Resident Homewrecker" Henituse
#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#cale broke up many relationships in tcf#I mean the other did it to themself but he helped so much to homewreck it himself#toonka with his traitor subordinate#adin and valentino#venion and his dad and basically everyone that believed in their kindness#whale tribe and the mermaids#white star and his unreachable goal#cale and his hyungs you know cuz they died....#Cales a fucking homewrecker and that means every relationship their is
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TCF Summary Arc by Arc (Part 3/8)
Every TCF story arc in a nutshell
Volume 3: chapters 200-299
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1st Battle – Henituse Territory [Enemy Clopeh wants to fight!] Clopeh: I have an army Cale: We have a necromancer Clopeh: Wait wha- Mary: BONE DRAGON SMASH [Raon used Shield! It's Super Effective!] Cale: Choi Han, I choose you! Clopeh: Wait is that a sword master?? Syrem: Wait is that a dragon?? Cale: Wait is that a dragon slayer?? The Wyvern Brigade: *gets obliterated* [Enemy Syrem Fled the Battle!] [Enemy Clopeh Got Captured!] [You won! You earned High Morale for the Roan Kingdom!] Cale: The shield did not break Everyone: *simp mode levels up* We got a national slogan now *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 6*
2nd Battle – the Ocean Mage & Healer: We're special because we got red stars on our uniforms Cale: B**** please, you don't even get names Mage & Healer: Wait wha- The Fleet: *gets obliterated* [Enemy Syrem Got Captured!] [You won! You earned the unfailing trust of the Roan Kingdom!] *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 7* *Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 12*
Aftermath at Roan Kingdom Amiru: So the churches want to burn Mary on a stake Cale: Well f*** them Alberu: And the nobles want to give you a medal Cale: WELL F*** THEM Alberu: *shrugs* Fair enough Cale: Just please let the soldiers eat?? (I am SO hungry! ;_;) Everyone: *deeply touched* C-commander Cale…! Cale: (Surely after the war, everyone will forget about me) Everyone: *simp mode levels up*
Clopeh's Conversion Clopeh: *gets tortured and dis-Armed* (drum roll) Cale: How about you tell me everything you know? Clopeh: *realizes Cale = priest Cale* Clopeh: (I can make a religion out of this) Cale: Now tell your father to surrender Clopeh: Father, this esteemed sir is a god Cale: (WTF???)
Grand Nobles Meeting Nobles: We can't send help to some other country! Think about our positions- I mean, our kingdom's position! Cale's allies: *show up all wearing black* The kingdom is fine Alberu: *also in black* Yes, we even collaborated on the color scheme, aren't we fashionable? Nobles: (...Well s***) Cale: Peace out, b****es
3rd Battle – Caro Kingdom Valentino: *gratitude mode activated* Thank you for coming to help! Cale: *awkward* Adin: Also I'm here Cale: *pissed* The Sun Church: You got a necromancer so you're not qualified for us to help you Cale: (…I'm going to end their whole careers) The Bear Tribe: Fear us, we got dead mana bombs! Valentino: Sun Church, can't you do something?! The Sun Church: But that would like, hurt, so no Valentino: …you have literally ONE JOB. Cale: Well f*** them, your highness. I've got a solution Valentino: What solution...? Cale: Dragon simps The Dark Elves: Look, it's free dead mana! The Bear Tribe: Wait wha- The Bear Tribe: *gets obliterated* Cale: Looks like we're done h- Dragon Half-Blood: *shows up* Gasp! That aura! Are you a dragon?? Cale: (Well f***) [Enemy Dragon Half-Blood Fled the Battle!] [You won! You earned the gratitude of the Caro Kingdom!] *Cale mistaken for a dragon counter: 4* *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 8* *Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 13*
Aftermath at Caro Kingdom Cale: Speaking of dragon simps - Pendrick, you're up Pendrick: Huh? Cale: You're the healer now Pendrick: *sweats* O-okay? If the dragon wants me to-? Cale: Wonderful. Valentino, Adin and the Empire made the dead mana bombs. You hungry for some delicious REVENGE? Valentino: *pissed* …Starving. Cale: Perfect. Now I'm off, someone's been messing with my backyard entrance
Expansion to the Eastern Continent Mountain Bandits: *carving a statue out of a 10,000 year old seal* We're the strongest people in town!! Cale's group: *shows up* Bandit Leader: Ha! Look at those weak- Cale: Beacrox Beacrox: With pleasure Beacrox: *beats him up* Cale: You work for us now Mountain Bandits: *terrified* Y-yes sir! Cale: (…What's with them?) And you'll be ruling the Eastern underworld under Ron Mountain Bandits: Huh? Cale: But first we'll be fixing your etiquette Mountain Bandits: HUH? Cale: *starts an inn business* Cale: Why the "Hope and Adventure Loving Inn"...? Cale: ...Because we hope to backstab all the bad guys, and love the adventure of looting them
Going Back to Roan Kingdom Alberu: *headache mode on* Cale, can you please pick up your unruly children from the capital? Cale: …What did you two do? Choi Han & Mary: *picking up fights with dumb nobles* Also Choi Han & Mary: *innocently* Nothing dad! Cale: Whatever. I need to talk to the World Tree again World Tree: Guess what, Raon's mom's OP so Raon's also gonna be very OP Cale: But he's already OP? World Tree: Like, Dragon Lord OP. Cale: I see. …Wait wha- World Tree: *Windows shutdown noises* Cale: Darn it Lock: Young master Cale, I can't go berserk ;_; Cale: Doesn't matter. We're adults, we can't just rely on children to fight for us in battle Raon: ...Really? Cale: Yes, why-? Raon: *enters first Growth Phase* Cale: (Well f***)
4th Battle – the Gorge of Death [Enemy Dragon Half-Blood wants to fight!] Cale: *uses up all of his Fire Suppressing Water* Super Rock: Are you trying to sacrifice yourself Cale: No Super Rock: Are you trying to sacrifice yourself Cale: Maybe...? Super Rock: Are you trying to sacrifice yourself Cale: …Yes Super Rock: Wrong answer Cale: Wait wha- Super Rock: *turns the battle around* Cale: (…So all the stress he gave me for solid 100 chapters was for NOTHING?!?) Dragon Half-Blood: So you're going to kill me now, huh? Cale: Nope. I haven't even unlocked your tragic backstory yet Dragon Half-Blood: …Huh? [Enemy Dragon Half-Blood Got Captured!] [Enemies Flame Dwarves and Bear Tribe also Got Captured!] [You won! You earned the gratitude of the Breck Kingdom!] *Cale's Ancient Power counter: 6* *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 9* *Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 14*
Aftermath at the Gorge of Death Eruhaben: So you've used up all your water power and your power plate's broken, which means you have 3 days 'til you explode Cale: Ok Alberu: What's going- Cale: This is Raon, my adopted dragon son Alberu: Huh? Cale: And this is Eruhaben, my adopted dragon grandpa Eruhaben: 'Sup Alberu: Huh?? Cale: Also I'm going to explode in 3 days unless I get a water ancient power Alberu: HUH??? Eruhaben: Luckily I know where it is Cale: Sure let's go Alberu: *headache mode on* (That bastard… I'll get him for this)
Fixing Up Cale's Plate Cale: *fights a lake* [Water Ancient Power: Sky Eating Water, acquired!] Cale: Great, that means I'm healed, right? The Ancient Powers: Uh, about that… Cale: Son of a-! *pukes blood and hurts like crazy* Cale: (…At least my friends aren't here to-) Cale's group: *sees everything through video-call* Cale: (Well f***) Cale's group: *casually destroys several palaces out of frustration* Cale: (…I don't even wanna know) *Cale's Ancient Power counter: 7* *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 10* *Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 15*
Rebellion in the Empire Plot – Begin! Roan Kingdom: *wins the war* The Empire: *declares war against the Whipper Kingdom* Roan Kingdom's Alliance: (You, sir, just made a big miscalculation) Cale: *masterfully plotting a bloodless rebellion*
Back to the Eastern Continent Cale: Time for some peace and justice Choi Han: *confusion* Cale: …I mean time to mess with Arm Choi Han: Oh, are we looting them again? Cale: Close, but not quite Some Corrupted Guild: (I just wish a Dragon showed up and ripped all those Arm bastards to shreds!) Cale's group: *shows up* Some Corrupted Guild: Who are you?! Choi Han: We. Are. The. Real. Arm! Cale: *facepalm* Cale's group: *loots corrupted Guilds and sets them all up against Arm* Eruhaben: So what will you do with the slowly dying, 900-year-old, homicidal Dragon Half-Blood that you've captured? Cale: Put him on cleaning duty, obviously Dragon Half-Blood: …Huh?? Eruhaben: Sounds reasonable. And what are you going to do next? Cale: Throw some money away Eruhaben: You mean, like on alcohol or-? Cale: *literally burns a ton of money* Eruhaben: … Eruhaben: I'm too old for this Cale: *laughs in Rich* [Fire of Destruction Fortification, acquired!] *Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 16*
Back to Whipper Kingdom Cale: *menacingly* Do you wish to live? Flame Dwarves: *terrified* Y-yes…? Cale: (…What's with them?) Great. You're awesome craftsmen, make us some firebirds Flame Dwarves: *respect mode activated* Cale: Do you also wish to live? Bear Tribe: We sure do Cale: (Big bait will sure work out great) Excellent. Toonka: FRIEND!!! Cale: (…not really?) Toonka: *pissed but helpless* Our bastard of a King wants to sell out 100,000 citizens as slaves to the Empire just to save his own skin Cale: …So what's the problem? Toonka: Huh? Cale: *totally-not-being-a-friend* Bro. Just do your thing. I got ya back Toonka: !!! Toonka: *smashes through the door* OBJECTION! Cale: …you could have spared the door tho *Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 17*
5th Battle – Whipper Kingdom VS Mogoru Empire [Enemy Huten wants to fight!] Cale: *priest mode on* The Empire: Ha! There's no way those weaklings can stand in our wa- Flame Dwarves: *send firebirds out* Cale: *sets the battlefield on fire* The Empire: Wait wha- The Empire: *gets obliterated* [Enemy Huten Got Captured!] [You won! You earned the gratitude of the Whipper Kingdom!] [Congratulations! You did not bleed or faint this time!!] *Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 18*
Working with the Empire – an Among Us Playthrough Cale & Alberu: *Impostor mode on* Adin: (That priest in Navigation… Cale is kinda sus) Alberu: *shows the video of Cale puking blood* It can't be Cale, I was there at the Med Scan with him. He's super fragile right now Cale: That's right. I'm of very fragile health Adin: Oh no, our poor hero… (Score! He's totally dying!) Cale: Yes. But since I'm a hero, I'll still be helping Adin: We're so grateful! (I hope he coughs a lot of blood) Cale: *puts out his own fire* Cale: (Oh how nice, no blood!) The Ancient Powers: Uh, about that… Cale: Son of a-! *coughs rivers of blood* *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 11* *Cale & Co. blow up and/or destroy things counter: 19*
End Volume 3.
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How Cale deals with Crown Princes
Alberu: sharp, charismatic, manipulative, has a secret alter ego Alberu: "You sly bastard. You're driving me nuts" (I can't believe I trust you so much) Cale: *confident* "I can work with this"
Valentino: sincere, pure, a bit naive, wears his heart on his sleeve Valentino: "You're a Hero! Thank you for saving us!" (I'm trusting you completely!!) Cale: *awkward* "...I can't work with this"
Adin: sociopath, amoral, deceptive, pretty much pure evil Adin: "Oh Noble Hero, why don't you take a break?" (I hope you kneel over and die) Cale: *smiling* "I won't work with this" Cale: proceeds to overthrow the whole Goddamn Empire
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of count's family#cale henituse#cale#tcf cale#alberu crossman#alberu#alver crossman#alver#prince adin#adin#prince valentino#valentino#tcf humor#tcf hilarious moments#cale is a magnificent bastard#but also like#cale can handle everything except sincerity#he will destroy his enemies with great prejudice#he will also fold at the slightest hint of admiration
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Alberu: *smiling at Cale* (I can feel another headache incoming) Adin: *smiling at Cale* (I hope he coughs even more blood) Valentino: *smiling at everyone* (Isn't it nice how we're all friends here?)
How Cale deals with Crown Princes
Alberu: sharp, charismatic, manipulative, has a secret alter ego Alberu: "You sly bastard. You're driving me nuts" (I can't believe I trust you so much) Cale: *confident* "I can work with this"
Valentino: sincere, pure, a bit naive, wears his heart on his sleeve Valentino: "You're a Hero! Thank you for saving us!" (I'm trusting you completely!!) Cale: *awkward* "...I can't work with this"
Adin: sociopath, amoral, deceptive, pretty much pure evil Adin: "Oh Noble Hero, why don't you take a break?" (I hope you kneel over and die) Cale: *smiling* "I won't work with this" Cale: proceeds to overthrow the whole Goddamn Empire
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of count's family#cale henituse#cale#tcf cale#alberu crossman#alberu#alver crossman#alver#prince adin#adin#prince valentino#valentino#tcf humor#tcf hilarious moments#cale is a magnificent bastard#but also like#cale can handle everything except sincerity#he will destroy his enemies with great prejudice#he will also fold at the slightest hint of admiration
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The art is so pretty!! I love it 😍😍
How Cale deals with Crown Princes
Alberu: sharp, charismatic, manipulative, has a secret alter ego Alberu: "You sly bastard. You're driving me nuts" (I can't believe I trust you so much) Cale: *confident* "I can work with this"
Valentino: sincere, pure, a bit naive, wears his heart on his sleeve Valentino: "You're a Hero! Thank you for saving us!" (I'm trusting you completely!!) Cale: *awkward* "...I can't work with this"
Adin: sociopath, amoral, deceptive, pretty much pure evil Adin: "Oh Noble Hero, why don't you take a break?" (I hope you kneel over and die) Cale: *smiling* "I won't work with this" Cale: proceeds to overthrow the whole Goddamn Empire
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#cale henituse#cale#tcf cale#alberu crossman#alberu#prince adin#adin#prince valentino#valentino#art!!
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