#tbh I couldn’t think of any good pranks and yours are fucking sublime

[yikesharringrove]

I’m not the anon for this incredibleness, but now I’m thinking about other ways the Party can take petty revenge on Neil.

Random Calls at 3am asking for someone named Chris, and being very insistent that they speak to Chris NOW, when they know Susan is staying at Joyce’s for a wine night

Filling his mailbox with underground lgbt+ zines

Max putting clear nail polish on his bar of soap

Joyce sells him alcohol bottles that have been replaced with flat soda and resealed (this is also a subtle way to protect Max and Susan 🤫)

placing old eggs under his back seats and pouring milk on the carpets of his truck

They get him several subscriptions to hardcore gay porn magazines

They follow him as he’s leaving the grocery store and slip items into his bags to get him caught for shoplifting (which then Hop makes a big deal of bringing him to the station and shuffling around all day while he’s in the holding cell)

They hide their walkie talkies in his closet of under his bed and start yelling through them in the middle of the night (also when Susan isn’t home)

Spitballs

Nerf bullets