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wife: So I was telling my friend about the Mando helmet you're working on, and he asked me if there was any actual use for it-- me: ??? decoration. costume. looking cool. scratching my fandom obsession itch. many uses. wife: --and when I said not really, he asked if it was for like a sex thing. me: ... me, an ace: i mean i'm down with the idea of sex requiring full body armor
#jojofaceinspace#ace problems#shitposting#tbf to the friend#they are that level of close where him asking about her sex life is not too unusual#usually it's questions about how gender and sexuality work#he is very much the kind of guy who's got the spirit but it a little confused#meanwhile my wife: 'I am also down with the armor so long as I get to take it off you ;)'#'You can be sexy Fox!'#me: that is entirely the wrong type of armor but i adore you anyway#i am somewhere between sex-positive and sex-neutral which can mostly be summed up as sex-'eh'
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watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back
#bridgerton#lauren says things#i know the calling hour is for romantic prospects#(at least in bridgerton)#but there IS something to be said for having social rules! I like it to an extent!#no I don't have a panic disorder rooted in social anxiety why are you asking me that#and tbf one CAN just do this!#but working out social contracts with friends is hard and scary lol
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I offer to the public: Black Sam!
So. Erm. :D
Peep the way I didn't feel like doing plaid
Taglist:
@achios
@angel-shaw (I just felt like you should be @ ed for this particular drawing-)
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@professionallyyappinabtangst (I literally just showed you this)
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#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted fanart#I'm literally drawing the entire solaire clan rn#and I was supposed to save this for next week when I came back#but my friend wouldn't stop drooling and Nevy was idk what NEVY was doing yesterday#but#I just felt the need#to bless thy eyes with the possibility that is black Sam#picture it#SHAW PACK BIPOC ALL OF EM#that's what I'm here for#to spread that agenda#nods#I also drew Lovely and Alexis but you're genuinely getting that next week bc#I would say Vincent gay and then make lovely a she/they#STOP IT TBF MY VINCENT AND LOVELY ARENT EVEN TOGETHER SO TECHNICALLY IT STILL REMAINS TRUE#'why aren't they?' because vincetn is dating Porter and lovely is dating treasure pls keep up fireflies#redacted sam#<< forgot#lucid is Picasso#can't miss the hatred for my own art so I will say the more I look at this the more o hate it#but that's neither here nor there#now if you'll excuse me#I'm going to go into Alex's dms and get called pretty and perfect while being showered with kisses BYE BYE
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Out of curiosity why do you bow before eating?
"It's a sign of respect."
"When I kill to eat, I know I am taking a life. I do it out of necessity. The creature's life moves to me so that I can survive and prosper. With this gesture, I pay tribute to its sacrifice."
"The bow is also to acknowledge the work of a person who brought the food, to feed me and the others. You're not pressured to do that, but even if the meal isn't to your liking, you would still recognize the effort. Our colony was small, with Hunter as the only adult, so any food brought back was celebrated."
"In my later cycles, the ability to craft explosive spears became incredibly useful for hunting and self-defense. I had a natural advantage, but it was to be exercised with caution."
"Truth is, I can do a lot of damage with my «powers». It's a big, alienating responsibility. And it was an issue in my younger cycles when I couldn't control it well - sometimes people around me would get hurt, but despite that, I was shown kindness and given guidance by my mentor. My adoptive family did not treat me like a freak, and it mattered a lot to me. It still does."
"I feel no need for bloodlust. I am content with my life… for the most part. Whatever grievances I may have, I know it's bad to take it out on others. For the temporary relief it gives, you realize it really is not worth it. To kill for sport, it makes my stomach turn - a sad waste of life. Just because I can, doesn't mean I should. Cruel thoughts are the domain of a scared animal. I don't want to live in suffering because of such fear, and most of all I don't want my family to think less of me. Does that make sense? I wouldn’t want to disappoint them, or lose their trust…"
"When I hunt for food, I often think of what my mentor would say. Those thoughts guide my spears, the memories remind me to be kind in the face of the vast, indifferent world. Most of the creatures out there have it considerably worse than me, trying to survive nature day by day. I've been blessed with a mark, I know things that a typical slugcat would never need in their life. I don't think I can ever go back - knowledge, like my «powers», are both a blessing and a curse. And, dare I say, I think it is better that I have those powers… for I know, at the very least, that I trust myself to use them wisely."
"The bow is a sign of respect, and a gentle reminder of the things that I stand for."
#rain world#rain world oc#rain world au#rw pioneer#rw hunter#slugcat#slugpup#artificer's pups#ask blog#au lore#tagging it as lore cuz this post is kinda important#it was meant to be three times shorter but i got carried away lol#the left half of the second image was meant to show “Marbles as a menace without the guidance of Hunter”#cuz yknow... she wouldn't have known right from wrong#but i think people will read it as lil shit blowing up stuff for fun#which may be true in some way#tbf she was a fairly calm child that needed friends so bad#that whevener she hurt other kids by accident she would bawl her eyes out out of shame#shout-out to opashoo for assistance 👍
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How do I explain how married Han Yoojin and Sung Hyunje are in the post-epilogue Side Stories without sounding like I am exaggerating or making things up...
#calling each other “parenting partners”#planning to live together#planning vacations together#and adventures as well#yoojin demanded hyunje gives him half his money#hyunje just agreed#tbf hyunje is almost definitely going to live more than yoojin but none of them wants to think about it right now#you heard of yoojin raising a child that is a copy of hyunje but did you know hyunje has adopted a baby version of yoojin#(it's complicated)#the 2 kids are best friends#hyunje in dragon form making a joke about yoojin wanting to ride him#hyunje in mini-form making a joke about liking to ride yoojin#from today's chapter: im sorry i cant pat your head in this form i know you like it#also asking if yoojin likes to be manhandled#yoojin every 5 seconds: hyunje when are you coming back home. come back. hurry. i am making plans for when you come back#at least twice yoojin mentioned hyunje taking his last name#tbf it was 2 different yoojins#there are many versions of jinje in different realities#they keep getting drawn to each other#we got confirmations that if yoojin hadnt regressed. hyunje would have gone back for him after yoohyun's death#and they would have ended up livong together in switzerland#did i mention they plan to love together#we dont if yoohyun is going to be chill with that tho#sctir#sctir spoilers#sctir side story#sctir a later story#jinje#jinjae#the s classes that i raised
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you mentioned youve been drawing for over 15 years,,, can i ask if you can show any older art?
im a rather young artist but ive been drawing for around 3 years so i feel very discouraged with my progress. around what time did you become comfortable with your art?
(ID in ALT text) at least i tried roughly i am sorry
this took me a while to reply, hope you are still around anon. I really mean it when i say "i have always been drawing". i could dig up even older drawings i did (courtesy of momerrino's inability to trow anything away) but sorting through that could take forever...
so here is a brief selection. some can be found when you go back to the beginnings of my tumblr here. or on my old DeviantArt account or twitter.
i was around 14 in 2009 i am 30 now. idk improving takes time and patience. and perhaps even to learn to appreciate your own pen ship.
#chip!art#i am a bit sad that i can't find my old aang and katara drawings#tbf they are not vary special because i remember vividly how these were traced by putting a peace of paper on my pc screen#and tracing their faces and then coulouring it in#but it was like the begining?#in between i hat an atla oc hahah#a waterbender guy and his girlfriend and a pet#oh well its been SOME years... wild#also funny how i always was designing outfits....#tiny me did#inbetween me did#i designed outfits for friends???#gosh could it be i am actually good at this... weird.
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I don't know what fucks me up more, the fact that Constructs just have a Secret Ribcage Pocket for storage or the fact that it's so underutilized that MB forgets an entire FutureTech WiFi Extender in there for an absurd amount of time. You're telling me it's not jostling in there??? Is the construct equivalent of a Glove Compartment lined with velvet??? The company would never. Thunk thunk bitch your secret best friend ham radio is audible whenever you run but no one's brave enough to make smalltalk with you about it.
#tmbd#murderbot diaries#the murderbot diaries#i have a hard time imagining it as anything smaller than say#a case for wireless earbuds#even if it were something closer to an airtag in size and construction itd still be like. jostle jostle.#realistically if it was making any noise MB could just wrap it in like. a scrap of shirt and then forget about it but its funnier like this#MB really went Yeah that secret storage i have in my chest and elaborated no further#this artifact my friend gave me can go in THE LUNG STORAGE#tbf if it stashed it in its pocket it would be prone to getting lost or misplaced with how often MB fucks up or needs to replace clothes#secunit your thought process is fascinating to me
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We all know that Odysseus held a grudge at Palamedes for making him go to war and almost killing Telemachus in the process. Imagine if he saw (he probably did) Telemachus being SNATCHED from Penelope and her being held down crying because their one and only son is about to be killed to prove Odysseus' insanity.
#I too would plot my vengeance with my best friend#Odysseus#iliad#odyssey#Penelope#Telemachus#palamedes#tagamemnon#tbf the oath was HIS idea so#he probably felt very guilty too
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in case people havent seen it...
joel accidentally called etho "babe" on stream and made this face
#stream's Gartic Phone with Friends & Hermitcraft posted on his new vod channel smallishstreams on nov 1#tbf he said its cause hes used to calling jimmy babe#still not a very straight thing to do hudfjolkmdf#oli and chat immediately went to tell on him#very funny#smallishbeans#ethoslab#boat boys#crumbs#hermitcraft#hc s10#pixls things
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Hey mod amanda where did that one post about people simping for your dad go?.
unfortunately tumblr's search function is so broken that i can't find it. however rest assured that people in 2021 were calling my dad "dollar store George Clooney," a fact that he still brings up when i talk about this blog
#mod amanda#tbf it's not just yall#my irl friends call him a dilf#very vexing! but i did post his photo on this blog (with permission) so i guess it's on me
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Luffy not knowing about Zoro promising Sanji to kill him if he ever ends up losing himself makes me go feral because that's something they can only know about. Because Zoro's respect for life and death goes beyond anything, and Sanji knows he understands. Sanji knows that if somebody has to kill him, it's him.
And I don't even think it's because Sanji assumes Zoro's opinion of him is hatred and it would hurt less for him to do this, but because Sanji knows only Zoro would be able to treat the promise as it is. Because he would put Sanji's wishes before any feelings he has for him. It's not that Zoro doesn't care, but I think he respects people's ideals and decisions to the extent of being able to kill Sanji if he so desires.
That being said, he'd do it if there's no other way to fix it. If it's either dying or living as an emotionless machine, which is the same as dying for Sanji, Zoro would fulfill his promise. And there is just... Something about Luffy not knowing. Their captain. The man they're devoted to the most as if he were their God. Luffy doesn't know. It's something only the captain's wings are aware of and the thought of these two keeping this from Luffy until the end is just insane. Not even trying to make it romantic here, but the bond and respect these two have for each other is crazy.
Maybe it's the poetry of it all, too. Somebody like Zoro, who has looked at Death in her face multiple times and said "no", ending Sanji's life, who wants to give in to death to not experience a fate worse than death for him.
#bean posting zosan this is so rare and weird don't get used to it sweeties#kind of tired of people jumping to extremes with these two btw like-#they don't hate each others but they're also not best friends-- respect is something they value even more than those things#they're not good for my mental health they make me go insane#this wasn't meant to be in a shippy way but idk if you wanna see it as romantic you do you bc it could def be#it depends on my mood#i consider myself a zosan shippers on random days#you could also say sanji thinks zoro doesn't give a fuck about him and that's why he tells him bc we know this guy's self-worth is awful#but i also like to think it's because zoro's views on life and death are exactly what sanji needs#luffy would try to look for a way to fix this and they others wouldn't be able to do it tbh#i mean if it ever got too serious i think luffy could do it but do you really think sanji's gonna make him go through that#if zoro has to die he wants to die by luffy's hand but if sanji has to die he wants to die without involving their captain#idk if that makes sense okay i haven't slept at all tbf#one piece#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan
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assorted archivist!gpt doodles from today i am. Unwell About This Whoops
TS, alt under the cut
clockwise:
"Make Your Statement" "Face Your Fear."
">:/ profiles my beloathed."
"head in hands now i have to think of fears for the others."
Johnny: "20 says i start the apocalypse."
Tim, surrounded by labels of different fears hes marked by, clockwise: Desolation, Buried, End, Flesh, Dark, Hunt, Slaughter, Extinction.
Bottom Row, left -> right:
Oliver Banks, The Eye/Institute, Elias Bouchard: "The Tormented"
Tim: "the (oblivious) Tormentor"
#sorry johnny you are Shit Out Of Luck There Friend#avatars georg has you beat#archivist!gpt#the-aurora-strikes-again#the mechanisms#i am having. a moment.#bare with me i will get it out of my system soon i think.#that or i will. pull a gr/pacrim au on it and think about nothing else for 3 months#my art#oaugh its 4am again#also im Continuing TMA and turns out i wasnt as far as i thought i was and the episode i left of on was mag 55. jordan kennedys statement.#im gonna call that A Good Enough Excuse For These#hmmmMMm. web raph or eye raph.#or vast raph?#eye or vast nastya#corruption or spiral marius#stranger or flesh brian ( i see the irony but Hear Me Out)#or eye. he literally was an oracle tbf#ouaghhhh i dont knowww#gunpowder tim#cw scopophobia
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friends at the table fans are absolutely the most insufferable type of fan. no question about it. we KNOW we're insufferable too, and very loud about it. the niche we have carved ourselves is too great. a PODCAST (hard media for people to get into) about playing ROLEPLAYING GAMES (weirdo nerd interest to get into) and not even the mainstream ttrpgs but the indie ones that 75% of the already niche weirdo subculture don't know about, and every season is about insane gay people and grappling with huge philosophical concepts and the world changing and also freaky weird shit like a guy who is all bees and mechs that keep you alive for a hundred years. and yet its the best media you could ever consume and you desperately need other people to talk to about it otherwise the little bugs in your brain will DIE. of course we'll fight a war with the shrek cats and be fucking insane about it. of course we will
#semicolon#one of the best and worst things you can do to yourself is become a friends at the table fan#edit: the annoyance goes both ways tbf. i think fatt community is very fun but also sometimes very white#idk i made this post on a break from work + i'm still at work. so this isnt fully fleshed out#i think it's fun to be here and hang out but also criticisms etc etc#who's gonna read these tags idk!#but i wanted 2 add that on
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How did we go from “(childhood) friends to lovers is the best as they already know each other and care for each other so much!” to “(childhood) friends to lovers is so problematic, they’re sibling coded and it’s basically incest at this point” ????????
Aside from this being an asinine insane take… that’s not how any of this works lol…? Wouldn’t you want to be friends with your partner as well??
#tbf they’re dropping the latter point only when it’s a non-mlm ship 🤭#friends to lovers#tropes#itakugi#percabeth#Giyushino#yutamaki
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still unwell thinking about the mumbo coal miner idea
cause like if we go on the assumption jimmys canary curse was broken in secret life and thus doesn’t exist in wild life (and so theres no canary to warn the miner)
long term acute exposure to certain gasses in the mines can cause irritability and unease, on top of this the gasses are usually highly flammable
and like geez, i wonder who’s been weirdly paranoid and died to an explosion this season 🤔
#mcyt#life series#trafficblr#mumbo jumbo#his mc skin is also weirdly fitting for this too tbh#gasses can cause pale skin and eye irritation#and like his skin is horribly pale with gaunt eyes#I don’t usually subscribe to the like 50 million and 1 different hcs and curses people attribute to the life series tbh#a lot of the time it feel like desperately grasping at straws (cause let’s face it this is all coincidental friend improv)#but I figure some people may get a kick out of me reading to much into this#tbf paranoia is p uncommon for most coal mine gasses#it’s usually more just general uneasiness/malaise confusion or delirium but it can happen#this is also ignoring all the other gas poisioning symptoms like the respiratory and cardiac issues#and the death (that’s a big one to ignore) but that doenst fit the narrative I’m trying to push so I’m ignoring it :) /j
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maybe vem da greš is a jance song actually
#all of their songs are jance songs tbf#joker out#nace jordan#jan peteh#jance#nat's gifs#jan's open fly save me safgshdjk#i love when they sing to each other#ty for the footage jo and irl friend 💜
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