#tbf as well the fear of being in a library also comes from the times my mom would just Forget to pick me up from school. several times they

[karmaphone]

'just take advantage of the public library if you want to read or listen to music or watch movies or anything' what about those of us that lost a book as a small child and even though you've paid the fee back several times they refuse to allow you another library card and you now have a fear of even being in a library. what about us

[magmacannon]

okay you're gonna hate me but there's only 20 questions so i'm going to ask for all of them. for roman

hell yeah time to put this guy on Blast

1. What’s their most trivial fear?

'Bug in His Robes' is tied with 'someone sees him naked and laughs at him' :(

2. Their favorite type of joke

Nonsense physical comedy and dad joke groaners (the second being a Vince specialty)!

3. Are they clumsy?

If Roman isn't paying mild attention or is Too Sleepy, absolutely. He's pretty good at keeping his footing but will bump into walls more often than he'd like. (Tbf he probably needs glasses)

4. What’s their sense of humor like?

Roman laughs super super easily and loves to do it! He's not the biggest fan of super dark humor but almost any other joke is alright for him (even if it's at his expense most of the time, oops). He loves to 'yes, and' his friends/husband the most.

5. If they were in a modern au, what type of beverage would they order at the coffee shop?

Hot!!! chocolate, or tea/a chai latte. He doesn't like coffee flavor.

6. Can they draw?

He can sketch well enough to convey the general body shape of a person/creature but isn't good enough to get precise details - you probably couldn't identify someone from a sketch he made unless they had really distinct features.

7. Do they know how to cook?

YEAH babey!!! He's no chef but he can make good home cooking with access to a place to prep food and a steady hearth.

8. Are they a sock person?

Yes!! His favorite are soft and just snug enough to not fall off (not compressing his legs though)

9. Cereal before milk or milk before cereal?

Cereal Before milk because he loves a big bowl of cereal, which is not readily achievable if you add milk first to a bowl!

10. Who would be the funniest canon character to ship them with?

we're already doing it and it Is John! <3 Second place goes to him being with any gal at all because he's the world's worst beard Ever

11. Who would they beat to death with a butter sock if they could?

:((((( right now he wouldn't do that to anyone!!! But give him a target (Hagalaz rich person, rival wizard in an arena tournament) and he might resort to butter sock murder if his spells don't work

12. What kind of sibling would they be? (Firstborn, middle child, last born). And if they are already a sibling, what vibes do they give off regardless of the order they were born in?

He IS the older sibling but he doesn't give off the vibes of being the older of the two brothers. He's definitely the chiller and more awkward of the two but he's also got a baby face where his younger brother doesn't, so he comes across as the younger of the two in most settings.

13. The one chore they refuse to do.

Roman's pretty good about chores but would rather not clean the tower windows (hard to do) or wash dishes with mushy wet food on them.

14. Parental issues? (vague answer, yes or no)

Nope! :) (a little yeah)

15. Would they be a good parent?

He's a pretty good parent! He's anxious but very caring and attentive, so as long as he has someone to remind him to Chill from time to time he's really good about being there for a kid without being overwhelming. Pay no attention to him going through a mild midlife crisis and being away from home more often right now though, don't worry about it,

16. What would they be like at an amusement park?

Nervous!!! He's want to play carnival games and go on roller coasters but would chicken out of the roasters almost every single time. HOWEVER he has no spine so you could convince him to get on almost any ride.

17. Would they lie about their height?

.....Yeah, though he'd very quickly backtrack if questioned pff

18. Most embarrassing thing they enjoy in private?

Silly little dramatic dances around the library while singing his own theme music <3

19. Explain your oc to me like you would to a parent asking you what they are/mean.

"Roman's an old character of mine from a story I'm writing! He's a wizard who's not secure in his abilities in a lot of ways, but he's very good at trying and has a heart of gold."

20. Would they blame someone else if they accidentally broke something of value?

Oh absolutely not, Roman would crumple into a pile of guilt and would confess unless threatened into lying.