#tall and clumsy

[honey-bunches1345]

It’s the best really 👌🏼👌🏼

[phil-isms]

no thoughts just phil and his pizza

[lalune9x]

[SCTIR NOVEL SPOILERS chapter 797]

context: this is Yoojin's reaction when he sees Sung Hyunje for the first time after losing his memory of him... is this what love at first sight looks like?

[catscidr]

i. note — i have so many thoughts about akademiya era dottore. most of them are silly and fun and cute i promise but some of them are..... Nothing like that. help me i need to Ruin Him. ong when i get my hands on him……… ii. includes — akademiya!dottore (zandik), gn reader iii. cw — i'm literally just rambling so have fun. he's kindof a brat, reader is implied to have more experience. making out, dry humping, outercourse. smut so mdni. no penetration

akademiya!zandik whose social circle is practically nonexistent; if he’s not tinkering with machine parts he found in some abandoned ruin then he’s nose deep into an old book, trying to absorb knowledge directly through the pages. so, of course it’s not a surprise when he doesn’t know how to act normal around people

akademiya!zandik who would be so pent up and so so so sooooo sensitive! he wouldn’t even get himself off ever, choosing to soothe his curiosity about khaenrian machines over his own carnal, lustful needs. even something as simple as a hug gets his blood rushing straight down (much to his frustration!! he's supposed to be a scholar, not some hormonal beast..........)

it would be so easy to rile him up.. be a little too touchy and “oblivious” to how your “platonic” affection gets to him and BAM now he can’t focus on what he’s doing because his heartbeat is just throbbing in his crotch. he’ll read the same line five times before he realizes that nothing is getting through his head (and instead something else is getting in his other head…….)

akademiya!zandik who would most definitely be a whiner. when you finally get him to pay attention to you he’s all mad n whatever, weakly scolding you for even daring to interrupt his studies. but as he swivels his chair around to face you, he sees you standing over him, looking down at his cute scowl, n he feels his cock jump at the sight. you looked almost angelic, the overhead lighting creating a makeshift halo around your head…

zandik who interrupts his own rambling just to look at you. or, uh, to gawk at you. while you peer down at the….. effect you have on him

you step forward and raise your leg to place your knee between his thighs on his chair, and bend down to get closer to his face. his breath hitches and he swallows thickly all while holding your gaze— at this point he might as well have hearts in his eyes. but he’s still scowling n his brows are all furrowed…. wonder when and how he’ll finally lose that tension in his face. hmmmm……..

even just a kiss on the cheek would fluster him, because of course it would! but what about a kiss on the lips? what about a messy french kiss, filled with tongue and teeth clashing clumsily as you absolutely devour him while all he can do is moan into your mouth and shut his eyes to prevent them from rolling back into his skull?

poor baby would be struggling to breathe, fingers tangling themselves into your uniform in a poor attempt to let you know he wants to tap out. you get what he’s trying to do, of course, but why not push him to his limits? tease him a little? his muffled moans feel like music to your ears and you want to hear the entire symphony

but when you finally pull away, a lewd string of saliva connecting your tongues, poor zandik can’t help the moan that leaves his bruised lips. he pulls you in again, chest heaving up and down to catch his breath, n tries to go for another kiss. you let him pull you in but you don’t return the kiss, instead choosing to keep your lips shut tightly as he whines and huffs out elaborate curses to try to make you indulge him

and indulge him you will when he learns how to beg for what he wants. to your surprise he learns fairly quickly— even if he’s a little bad at it. but it’s charming!! “just fucking kiss me again goddamnit”, “i wanna kiss you again. let me kiss you”, and your favourite, “p… please?”

it's right then that you make it your life’s mission, your purpose to make him stutter like that every single day.

and it’s almost cathartic when you touch him, even if your clothes are still in the way. still balancing yourself on the chair (and also pinning him to it in turn, hehe) you bump your knee against his erection, a breathy moan blessing your ears from zandik himself. his grip on your top is so tight you think he might even rip it, god knows the last time he trimmed his nails

zandik who would grind himself on your knee without even realizing what he’s doing, all the while you coo in his ears about what a good job he’s doing, what a good boy he is.

zandik who would yearn for more, who would weakly cuss you out when you refuse to let him fuck you.

zandik who, even with his enormous ego, would still follow you around like a lost puppy, begging you to teach him everything you know

[blackered]

I needed to get these bitches out of my system

normally I dislike gijinkas cause I think it's kinda cringe (imho) but this was revealed to me in a vision

[imthursdaysyme]

Eddie my tall string bean

[noribu]

multiple drawings

[cubfan-montblanc]

can i get 50 more of these blondes

[kneelingshadowsalome]

König headcanon of the day:

He was definitely a boy scout in PPÖ (Pfadfinder und Pfadfinderinnen Österreichs; Austrian Boy Scouts and Girl Guides)

[itsaboutbee]

Kai: You're so tall, what can you see up there?

Pixal: Everyone's flaws.

[floppydiskorigami]

JLS cast curtain call from @/thegigirice on ig :)

[bluebluebluewoods]

same jumper different fit

[look-a-diversion]

a customer at work asked about my sh scars today, as will happen sometimes, because i refuse to wear long sleeves in august just because i used to have a maladaptive coping mechanism.

but anyway, i made a joke like i do in these situations and said “oh, those are old. don’t worry, you should see the other guy!”

expected laughter. was not prepared for the look of shock and horror on this man’s face, and i can only imagine what mine must have looked like as i realized he thought i was serious.

[the-acid-pear]

I just tripped and ate shit and my ass hurts (by ass I mean my thigh it's where it meets w ass I managed to spin and sit bc I'm goated w reflexes) but unfortunately tripping is very fun for me and I've been craving it for so long. Guy who needs change so bad finds peace in eating shit and worrying the neighbors.

[retrowaving1]

You appreciate such moments even more when they are rare

[thechildisgone]

i have three huge bruises on my leg but i’m a sicko who loves bruises hehe