#talic.f1.live.tweets

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OMFG

max: "is everyone okay?"

gp: "yep, daniel is out of the car. daniel is okay."

max: "okay."

not gp KNOWING max all too well omfggggg

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yes omggggg, i saw that and was like ??? AHHHHHH

frame it

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WHATTTTT

they changed val's race engineer yesterday without telling him??!!! the way i'd RIOT the man has more patience than me

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thank god he's okay,,,,,

"a decade or so ago that would have been unsurvivable" - commentators

fucking hell

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"how are your emotions Lance, after not making q2?"

"uh shit"

"what are you going to change?"

"i dunno."

"what are your plans for the race?"

"keep driving."

"oh - okay, La-"

*walks off*

he is so funny to me

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mclaren 5 seconds before quali ended >>>>>

mclaren 5 mins after quali ended <<<<<

sir a second mclaren track limits has hit the post qualifying interviews

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yeah, he cries after the deepest, rawest, most mind-blowing sex with the love of his life, low-key sometimes hatefuck Fernando Alonso

bitch im writing a fic about it

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NEW F1 MEME JUST DROPPED

me when charles retires from a race (for the millionth time)

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zhou out what if i cried

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'mclaren doesn't seem to understand the urgency of this fp3 - the mclaren drivers haven't even showed up at the garage yet'

what are they doing to make them run late? birthday se- [gunshots]

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interviewer after sprint (naomi): wow congrats p2, how are you feeling about such a high-scoring position?

oscar: well i would say it's a first podium but... i don't really know what this is... so - uh - first top three position at a kinda race thingy?

THIS MAN IS SO FCKN FUNNY LMAOOOOO

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im sure you all already know but i am in fact depressed about oscar in quali

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truthhhh my fave man :(((

but SLAYYYYY alpha tauri boys??!?!?

just a boy and his three best friends, Cold, As and *Bleep*

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YES OSCAR DESTROY HIS ASS

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add fernando alonso this is the 2029 grid lineup

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"congradulations babe, you qualified p3. i'm so proud of you lance."