#tag: sitcom station

[reblogs-are-reblogs]

Actually guys Phoebe won so there’s the answer

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[bi-buckrights]

Seven Sentence Sunday

Tagged by @spotsandsocks @hippolotamus @alyxmastershipper @cowboy-buddie thanks y'all 💕

I've made zero progress on the wedding fic BUT I did start on another fic. It's not like me to have more than one wip, but here is the first snippet of the army marriage of convenience fic that I started today 😌 (more than seven sentences, as usual. sorry)

They’re sitting on the couch sipping beers with some stupid sitcom on the TV, Chris having gone to bed not long ago. Buck has been quiet since Eddie told him the news earlier this week, and Eddie still hasn’t found it in him to tell Chris yet. He doesn’t care so much about moving, even if it means facing his family again. But he dreads leaving Buck behind, dreads taking Chris away from Buck. Chris is still young; in a few years he might not even remember Buck. But right now, Chris acts as if Buck hung the moon and the stars. And Eddie can’t blame him. He also doesn’t want his son to grow up in a world without Buck, because what kind of world would that be? He just wishes he could take Buck with them. “I with that best friends who are both in the Army were treated the same as spouses who are in the Army,” Eddie finds himself saying. Buck looks up from his phone with a raised eyebrow. Eddie swallows, almost regretting saying it. But Buck is looking at him with a confused look on his face, so he explains himself. “You know, when two people are married and they’re both in the Army, they move together – it doesn’t matter what unit they’re in, they’ll always be stationed at the same base. I just wish it could be the same for best friends so that you could come with me.” “I mean, you and I could get married,” Buck says without missing a beat. Eddie freezes, and Buck’s eyes go wide as he realizes what he said.

It's late so no worries if no one else shares anything, but tagging just in case ✨ @rogerzsteven @greyacebuckley @monsterrae1 @heartbeatdiaz @spaceprincessem @shortsighted-owl @911onabc @jobairdxx @littlebitofdiaz @elvensorceress @prince-buck-diaz @mysteriouslyyounggalaxy

[metalcorebarbie]

saw your tags on Anirudh Pisharody’s tiktok and now I’m obsessed with the idea of like a “ravis day at work” episode of montage where there’s like absolute 118 chaos in the background while he’s just living his life. He’s filming a tiktok and in the background you can see someone at the fire station demanding to talk to Bobby. They’re out on a call and ravis texting only to look up and see Chim getting kidnapped by a patient again. He’s got his phone out to check if somethings in his eye and you can see Athena arresting someone at a scene in the background. It ends with him completing his shift going home and sitting down to his dinner, then it cuts to like the station or Buck’s loft being on fire. The 118 is going THROUGH it but ravis just minding his business with increasingly crazy events happening in the background of his selfies and tiktoks

ANON YOU GET IT!!! I don’t remember who originally said that sometimes it’s like everyone else is living in a soap opera while Ravi is living in a sitcom, he’s existing in a completely different show, like everyone else’s lives are literally on fire while Ravi is just vibing, oblivious and thriving. Perfect, no notes.

[heymrspatel]

✨✨ weekly tag wednesday thursday ✨✨

i was tagged by @jrooc @energievie @doshiart @deedala @mmmichyyy @mybrainismelted @gardenerian @just-survive-here and @juliakayyy 🥰💙

🔠 Name: julissa 🧚🏼

🌀How do you pronounce your own Tumblr handle in your head? *clears throat* AAAAYY! MIS-SSSUHS PAH-TEHLLL!!!-

🪟 When you look out the window right now what do you see? buildings, some bare trees, buncha cars, people walking, a city bus, a train station.

🎨 What hobby were you really into as a kid? reading and drawing!

🔍 First autofill google result when you type 'How can I...?' "how can i watch march madness" which is funny cause idgaf about any a that

🎶 If you were the main character in a sitcom, what song would be playing during the opening credits? i'm going with "dreams" by the cranberries

🎬 What's the last movie you watched? Did you enjoy it? What genre is it? i think it was damsel during the weekend/it was ok for what it was/fantasy fairy tale-ish thing!

🎥 What is your favourite movie genre? oh i'm weak for a dramedy? a sweet rom-com? something that'll pull on my heartstrings but also make me laugh a bit.

What movie would you recommend? almost famous! i fear this will always be my answer

👯‍♂️ Do your IRL humans know about your fandom life? If you're a creator, do they know you create? eegghhh lol my sister and best friend know i'm on tumblr but they certainly don't know the extent of it or that i create anything at all. it will remain this way.

🚣🏼‍♀️If you could do one activity with your pocket/fandom friends what would it be? all i wanna do is sit somewhere for hours and laugh and hug and hold and salud mis bebés!

i'm late but i'll tag @whatthebodygraspsnot @whatwouldmickeydo @gallawitchxx @metalheadmickey @howlinchickhowl if you would like to play! if not, just imagine i'm hopping next to you showing you the moon 🌙

[mk-writes-stuff]

OC Deep Dive

Rules: answer the questions for an OC

Thanks @illarian-rambling for the tag! I’ve been debating on who to answer this for for a while but I think I’m going to do it for Cassie. One of her big scenes is coming up and I want to work with her a bit more

What uncommon/common fear do they have?

Cassie’s primary fear is that someone will pick her out as a clone (which I think is pretty uncommon though understandable). She’d do anything to avoid getting caught

Do they have any pet peeves?

Belladonna

In all seriousness though, her biggest pet peeve is people with sticks up their asses who take stupid things too seriously but can’t bother to see the big-picture issues. So, Belladonna, although she’s getting better

What are 3 items you can find in their bedroom?

Cassie doesn’t have much in her bedroom since she doesn’t own much. She has spare clothes, a spare eye patch, and the odds and ends she’s tinkering with for her new hand in there

What do they notice first in a person?

How dangerous they might be. Like whether they’re being threatening (or just being a noble)

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high is their pain tolerance?

10/10. Cassie chopped her own arm off in a door on purpose and kept going on her escape attempt. She has nerves of steel

Do they go into fight or flight mode when under pressure? (or freeze and fawn)

Fight. You put too much pressure on Cassie, you will get punched

Do they come from a big family/are they a family person?

No and no. Cassie considers herself as having no bio family - Cassiopeia clones are kept isolated enough that they can’t really form familial bonds, so Cassie doesn’t consider them her sisters, or the Stellaris clones her brothers. She has no real interest in forming familial bonds either, although she has a close friendship with Nellie

What animal represents them best?

Cassie gives me feral cat vibes. She will scratch you

What is a smell that they dislike?

Blood. She’s not squeamish per se, but it reminds her of Sixth Station

Have they broken any bones?

I actually haven’t thought about it. I’m sure she’s broken ribs once or twice, probably not much else (assuming you don’t count her chopping her arm off)

How would a stranger likely describe them?

“Yeah, I met this girl today. I think she’s the bodyguard for one of the nobles? Super buff, could absolutely break me in half. Gorgeous hair although she doesn’t look like she takes care of it, I wanted to sit her down and brush it for her. I think she must’ve been in one of those power depot disasters a few years back, because she’s missing an eye and an arm - and I didn’t think ‘metal arm’ would be my type, but I think she might’ve changed my mind. I got her number, though, so here’s hoping.”

This is from the POV of a background character named Leila who Cassie flirts with in book 1

Are they a night owl or an early bird?

She gives off night owl hates-getting-up vibes but she’s actually an early bird. She likes getting up to get a workout in before she starts her day

What is a flavour they hate and a flavour they love?

Cassie hates nutrient cubes, although whether “cardboard” is a flavor could definitely be debated. One of her all-time favourite flavours is blueberry

Do they have any hobbies?

She doesn’t have a ton of time because she works a job with long hours, but she likes working out. She also enjoys watching trashy sitcoms

Boom, surprise birthday party! How do they react to surprises?

I think she’d honestly be flattered. She’d get startled, but I doubt she’d actually go as far as punching any of her friends, and she’d like the party, although I think she’d be confused as to how they know her birthday, because she just kind of picked one at random for her ID and honestly doesn’t remember what it is

Do they like to wear jewelry?

Nope. It’s expensive and not her style

Do they have neat or messy handwriting?

Cassie is illiterate :)

What are the two emotions they feel the most?

Annoyance and glee. She’s so tired of nobles and their bullshit but she can’t help but be delighted at the trappings of being rich

Do they have a favourite fabric?

Probably cotton. It’s nice and comfy and breathable

What kind of accent do they have?

I am terrible at accents. I genuinely do not know. I’d love to know how y’all interpret Cassie’s accent if you have an idea

This was a fun game! I love obscure OC questions, they always make me think :)

@ominous-feychild @autism-purgatory @somethingclevermahogony would y’all like to play? Blanks are below the cut

What uncommon/common fear do they have? Do they have any pet peeves? What are 3 items you can find in their bedroom? What do they notice first in a person? On a scale of 1 to 10, how high is their pain tolerance? Do they go into fight or flight mode when under pressure? (or freeze and fawn) Do they come from a big family/are they a family person? What animal represents them best? What is a smell that they dislike? Have they broken any bones? How would a stranger likely describe them? Are they a night owl or an early bird? What is a flavour they hate and a flavour they love? Do they have any hobbies? Boom, surprise birthday party! How do they react to surprises? Do they like to wear jewelry? Do they have neat or messy handwriting? What are the two emotions they feel the most? Do they have a favourite fabric? What kind of accent do they have?

[chaotictarlos]

Dreamy Officer Reyes and his nincompoop sidekick

ship: Tarlos | fandom: 911 Lone Star | author: chaotictarlos | read on ao3

rating: explicit | warnings/tags: 4 x 11 Spoilers, 4 x 11 "Double Trouble" Ridiculous smut, Carlos and TK roleplaying, M x M smut, Oral Sex, Jerking off, bad dirty talk, face riding, ass eating m x m sex, fun sex, silly sex, lots of laughing

summary: Carlos and TK have some roleplay fun.

author's note: this fic is the full fault of @kiloskywalker. Is it the best smut I've written? No. But it was so fun. I couldn't take myself or TK and Carlos seriously as I wrote this. I hope it's as enjoyable to read as it was to write. ANd yes, TK rolls his eyes an absurd amount of times but who wouldn't in this situation? It's funny. It's a fun fic. I hope you all enjoy it. Comments are always appreciated and nice to get!

Thank you @noxsoulmate for beta'ing this for me!

Check out my other season 4 fics!

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“Dude that’s crazy!” TK hears Nancy explain as he and Carlos walk into the fire station. Carlos has the day off so he thought he’d tag along and get in some much needed fianc�� time - they’d both had been working so much to pay for the wedding and the honeymoon that will follow that they haven’t had much time to just be together.

TK plops down on one of the comfy chairs in front of Mateo while Carlos grabs the one beside him and immediately puts a hand on TK’s thigh.

TK smiles at Carlos before turning his attention to Mateo and Nancy.

“What’s crazy?” TK asks, always up for a fun story.

“Mateo was just telling me about the dream he had when he hit himself on the head the other day,” Nancy says. “It’s wild.”

Mateo nods. “Yeah, like it was my past but in a sitcom way, and people I know now replaced my actual family.”

“Was I in it?” TK asks. He always likes to know when he’s in people’s dreams and what weird things they dream of him doing.

“Yeah! You were a cop and Carlos’ nincompoop sidekick,” Mateo says with a laugh.

TK frowns. “I’m not a nincompoop! I’d do great as a cop.”

“No offense, man, but no,” Mateo says. “The entire time in my dream you were licking your lips and swaying around. I don’t think you knew what you were doing.”

“That’s because you dreamed it. Had it been me I would have gotten the job done,” TK looks over at Carlos. “Tell them, babe. I would make a good cop or detective! I found you when you got kidnapped.”

Carlos lets out a laugh, shaking his head with an amused look on his face. “I don’t know. I kinda like having you as my sidekick. My little nincompoop.”

TK just stares at him, mostly because he can’t believe that Carlos said the word nincompoop.

“Unbelievable.”

“It would be fun! I could whip you into shape.” Carlos winks at him. “You’d learn a lot from me.”

TK rolls his eyes and crosses his arms, pouting at them as they continue to talk about the dream and nincompoop TK.

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TK has learned to expect the unexpected when he comes home on days that Carlos doesn’t work. His fiancé always seems to be up to something and most of the time this something has to do with sexy times - especially lately when they haven’t had many shifts that lined up together - and tonight’s not any different. When he walks into the loft, the first thing he notices is Carlos casually leaning against the counter in a police uniform, drinking coffee.

READ THE REST ON AO3

tags: @strangefurychaos @sapphire11 @first-kanaphan @noxsoulmate @rangergurlgleek1211 @detective-giggles @tarlos-spain @lonestardust @bubblesandroses8 @thebumblecee @mooshkat @importantbailiffpaperpony @cowlos-reyes @meditating-honey-badger @paperstorm @otter-love-asl @kiloskywalker @angeltk

[yelenabemylova]

hi! welcome to my blog :) 🍉

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ ana. they/she. writer. eighteen. sapphic. ࿐ྂ

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->   ybml vents: silly little rants

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. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ about me ࿐ྂ

🩷general interests: sitcoms. formula one. jigsaw puzzles. guitar. sports. gaming. women. writing. reading. travel. procrastinating.

📺tv shows: grey's anatomy. station 19. modern family. dickinson. bridgerton. derry girls. gilmore girls. agent carter. new girl. parks and recreation. stranger things. the good place. wandavision. the walking dead. the big bang theory. the office. community. 2 broke girls. nobody wants this. agatha all along. killing eve.

🎥films: glass onion. black widow. captain marvel/the marvels. deadpool. pitch perfect. mamma mia. a simple favor. frozen. barbie. mean girls. bridget jones.

🎤celebrities: taylor swift. blake lively. blake lively's husband. jodie comer. florence pugh. elizabeth olsen. scarlett johansson. brie larson. kathryn hahn. kristen bell. hailee steinfeld. cobie smulders. suki waterhouse. charles leclerc. reneè rapp. sabrina carpenter. chappell roan.

[dancingsunflowers-ocs]

🦦 Claudia?

CLAUDIA!! My sweet little wallflower!! 🥹 Thank you SO much again!! Anna!! 💖

Their favourite childhood show: Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

What they would get at the gas station/7-11: One of those Starbucks Frappuccinos and a pain au chocolat.

What they wanted to be as a child: It was a toss up between a zookeeper or a vet.

Their favourite flower: Sunflowers.

What animals they always wanted/still want to see first at the zoo: Claudia loves seeing the giraffes at the zoo. She thinks they’re so elegant and graceful.

Their guilty pleasure reality show: The Bachelor/Bachelorette.

The first DVD/CD they ever owned: Beauty and the Beast (Disney animated version) on VHS and Shania Twain‘s Come On Over album.

One thing/moment they're really proud of: Eventually gaining the confidence to stand up for herself in situations.

Their go-to YouTube video genre: Bedroom interior design inspiration.

Something odd they like: Cheesy American sitcoms from the 60s’ and 70s’ and random trivia facts about Kate Middleton.

Tagging: @luucypevensie because I know she LOVES Claudia too!! 💕

[carolinawrenn]

Ask game! Tag 9 people you want to get to know better. Or not. No pressure.

Tagged by @saritasoyyo –thank you!

Three ships: Kanej from Six of Crows/Crooked Kingdom, Jon and Martin from The Magnus Archives, and hmmm….let’s go with Kira Nerys and Odo from Deep Space Nine (not even necessarily romantically, I just adore watching them hang out)

First ever ship: Robin Hood and Maid Marion, way back from when I was a wee bitty one

Last song: “Inkpot Gods” by The Amazing Devil

Last Movie: Dune (2021). It’s beautiful and visually interesting, which I like a lot, but I truly just want a movie entirely about the Bene Gesserit and the Fremen. I don’t care about Paul or House Atreides or the Harkonens.  

Currently Reading: I’ve got three books on the go right now: Moby Dick (it’s buck wild and I’m so glad I’m reading it as part of a group), a science fiction mystery called Station Eternity by Mur Lafferty, and The Dawn of Everything: A New History of Humanity by David Graeber and David Wengrow, which uses archaeological and anthropological evidence to argue against the idea that violent, coercive nation-states are an inevitable development.

Currently Watching: Nothing at the moment, but I recently finished the first season Extraordinary, a British sitcom about a world where everyone except the main character has a superpower. It was fun.

Currently Consuming: I had some very delicious homemade mushroom soup for lunch.

Currently Craving: To be lying under a tree listening to a creek burble past

Gentle! Tagging! (zero pressure!): @waterloou, @linearao3, @alltheworldsinmyhead, @cameliawrites, @whatanybodygets, @tinyarmedtrex, @totchipanda, @oneofthewednesdays, @youareiron-andyouarestrong and anyone else who'd like to play

[interstate40]

was tagged by @toiletpotato for this and I love these ask memes (even if I forget to do ones I'm tagged in!)

get to know people game

current time: 18:07 - 18:20

anything you've been doing lately: I've been spending a good amount of time every day watching wildlife on our screened in porch. We live in a city but there are so many birds and creatures to watch! There are bunnies running around as I write this 🐇

anything you intend to do later: bake some brownies, hopefully! I've been putting it off for days but I rlly want a lil treat

anything you recently watched or played: finished season 1 of WKRP in Cincinnati last night! It's a sitcom from the late 70s about the wild stuff that happens behind the scenes at a struggling rock and roll radio station in (you guessed it) Cincinnati! It's a neat time capsule of life, music, and television as an art form from a time long past.

anything you want to watch or play: I want to watch Nope. I still haven't seen it but I'm gonna change that soon!

anything else you'd like to say: There's always at least one moment of joy or beauty to find in every day ✌️

have tagged these folks, but only do this if you want to! @mouseberry @warm-pleatherette @songsofwaterandnight @bl00ky15 @coolyourjetsbennie @my-contemplation

[yekokataa]

Watch and Rewatch List

i was tagged by @krippe90 to do this, as if i need more of an excuse to talk about shows i'm watching

Watching (Airing)

nothing at the moment. the two shows i watched the most recently were wednesday and 1899. wednesday was really fun, and that's coming from someone who doesn't usually watch shows about teens or magic schools. i enjoyed 1899 a lot but it turns out it won't get a second season (rip) so i'm not sure if i can really recommend it now. watch dark instead.

Watching (Complete)

wednesday inspired me to start watching the 1964 addams family series, and you know what? it holds up. it's such a funny, charming sitcom. i love morticia and gomez and gomez's endless horniness and admiration for his wife. the characters are simple in a way, and the plots are less complex than any modern sitcom. it's comfort food tv.

i'm still slowly making my way through vikings. i love it but there are so many episodes of this show, and that's even before you get to the current spin-off. it's occasionally inspired me to read a few wikipedia articles to find out about the real events they're dramatizing, like the vikings raiding paris.

Rewatching

the leftovers - i remember that i originally watched this show in late 2019/jan 2020 and when the pandemic started, i thought about how glad i was that i had finished it before everything went to shit. the premise of this show is that 2% of the world's population disappears in a rapture-like event. the show picks up 3 years after that, when the shock of the event has faded and been replaced by cults, bureaucracy, and business. hbo show, i highly recommed it.

Upcoming Shows/Shows I plan to watch

you season 4 comes out in february - this show is absolute trash of the best kind.

also planning on checking out station eleven and barry, since i've heard so many good things.

tagging @thingswelostinthefiremp3 @twiexmachina @intrepidradish @trr3rr to do if you feel like it!

[josh0555]

This is the Summer Station ID of GMA in 2011. The Summer Station ID was themed “Kapuso, Summer Na, Sama Ka!" The Summer Station ID features Luis Manzano, Matteo Guidicelli, Patrick Garcia, AJ Perez, Terence Baylon, Carl Cervantes, Martin Escudero, Derek Ramsay, Paolo Ballesteros, John Prats, Jayson Gainza, Zanjoe Marudo, Pooh, Pokwang including the GMA News and Public Affairs crew members featuring special guests Ritz Azul, Arcee Muñoz, Alice Dixson, Eula Caballero, Tuesday Vargas, Imee Hart, Iwa Moto, Sugar Mercado and twin sisters Anne Curtis and Jasmine Curtis-Smith who are the original cast members of the sitcom show Banana Split from 2005 until 2010.

The Summer Station ID was filmed in 2005 in the GMA Network Center in Quezon City, Philippines. The Summer Station ID was originally combined with the parody of Best Song Ever by NSYNC in the sitcom show Lokomoko High and the TV5 Summer Station ID in 2007 which is “GoFresh, Go5!” where the original cast members of the TV5 sitcom show Banana Split have fun in the sun in Quezon Memorial Circle.

The Summer Station ID of GMA was going to be used in 2005 but it was postponed and moved to 2011. However, The Summer Station ID clips are re-used in the TV5 Summer Station ID in 2014 which is “Bida Best sa Tag-Araw”.

[papermoonloveslucy]

LUCY & THE CRIMINALS

Lucy’s Encounters with the Criminal Underworld ~ Part 1

To add drama and an element of danger to her sitcoms, Lucy would often encounter burglars, thieves, robbers, and other criminals.  Here’s a look at some of those on the ‘other side of the law’ in early Lucycoms. 

“The Burglar” (1947) ~ Lucille Ball guest stars on the radio show “The Smiths of Hollywood” starring Arthur Treacher and Brenda Marshall. At Lucille Ball’s home, a burglar and a concerned neighbor break in!  

BILL: “By the time he finishes off that Scotch, you’ll wish the real burglar had gotten in!”  BURGLAR: “I am in.”  LUCY (screams): “They’re coming through the woodwork!”

“The Fur Coat” (1951) ~ To get an expensive fur back from Lucy, Ricky enlists Fred to paly a burglar to steal it back. Naturally a real burglar (Ben Weldon) shows up on the same night! 

“New Neighbors” (1952) ~ Lucy believes the actors who move in to the building are actually dangerous spies intent on blowing up the capitol. This leads to a shoot-out with the police. Hayden Rorke and K.T. Stevens play the couple. 

“The Kleptomaniac” (1952) ~ When Lucy is caught collecting household items for the club’s tag sale, Ricky and Fred believe she is a kleptomaniac, a theif who steals uncontrolably. Lucy finds out about their misapprehension and decides to teach them a lesson by pretending to be real theives - robbing a bank and stealing a baby elephant from the circus. 

“The Publicity Agent” (1952) ~ To get Ricky’s name in the papers, Lucy at first thinks that she should stage a robbery, but after a quick inventory her jewels are only worth $43. 

LUCY: “You know how those Hollywood stars get their name in the paper when their jewels are stolen.” 

This actually happened to Lucille Ball when on tour with Desi in 1950. Their Chicago hotel room was robbed and nearly all Lucy’s jewelry was stolen.

“Ricky and Fred Are TV Fans” (1953) ~ Lucy and Ethel are arrested attempting to cut the wires on the roof of their apartment building. At the station, the desk sergeant (Frank Nelson) assumes they are wanted female felons “Pickpocket Pearl and Sticky Fingers Sal”. Later, Sergeant Nelson apologies when he finds out that the criminals are already in prison. 

“Too Many Crooks” (1953) ~ The entire neighborhood is on alert over a prowler nicknamed Madame X.  Ethel thinks it may be Lucy and Lucy thinks it may be Ethel!  Then the real Madame X (Alice Wills) shows up!  The original script had Madame X get away at the end, taking both Ricky and Fred's suits along with her! In the filmed ending, justice is served!  

“Equal Rights” (1953) ~ Over the telephone, Lucy and Ethel pretend to be held up at gunpoint by robbers to get Ricky and Fred to rescue them from washing dishes. But when the boys discover that they were faking, they pretend to be burglars to teach them a lesson. When the police arrive, it is Ricky and Fred who are arrested. 

“Lucy Cries Wolf” (1954) ~ Lucy is overly-worried about her safety during a local crime spree, demanding Ricky demonstrate her love by protecting her against made-up thieves. Whe real burglars break in and kidnap her, Ricky and the Mertzes think Lucy is just ‘yelling tiger’ - Ricky’s version of ‘crying wolf’!  The same two actors who played the policeman in “Equal Rights” (Fred Aldrich and Louis Nicoletti) turn to the darkside here as the burglars. 

“The Great Train Robbery” (1955) ~ A jewel thief (Harry Bartel) is aboard the train and Lucy is tricked into telling him that there is a jewelry salesman in the next compartment. 

“Paris at Last” (1956) ~ Lucy gets a taste of the dark side of the City of Light. First she encounters a counterfeitter (Lawrence Dobkin)...

Followed immediately by a forger (Shepard Menken), who passes off a mass-produced painting as an original. 

“Off to Florida” (1956) ~ During a rideshare to Florida, Lucy and Ethel hear a radio report about Evelyn Holmby, a hatchet murderess driving south and believe it to be their driver, Edna Grundy, who matches the description. While Lucy and Ethel take a cat nap, Mrs. Grundy hears a report that the hatchet murderess is traveling with a red-haired companion and believes it to be Lucy. Finding a hatchett in the car’s trunk convinces Lucy her hunch is correct. 

“Lucy Wants To Move to the Country” (1957) ~ To convince the Spauldings  that they are undesireables and give Ricky his deposit back, Lucy and the Mertzes pretend to be Runyonesque gangsters and Ricky their mob boss!  Believing them, the Spauldings (Eleanor Audley and Frank Wilcox) hold them at gunpoint! 

“K.O. Kitty” (1958) ~ An episode of “The Westinghouse-Desilu Playhouse” in which Lucille Ball played a dance teacher who inherits a prize fighter. Two mobsters (Jesse White and Sid Melton) hold Kitty at gunpoint, pressuring her to fix the fight. In the end, the criminals reveal that they are not real mobsters and their guns are nothing but cigarette lighters!

“Sunday Showcase: The Lucy-Desi Milton Berle Special” (1959) ~ Lucy and Desi play the Ricardos on a Milton Berle special on NBC. In the story set in Las Vegas, Lucy gets an expensive ring intended for Mrs. Berle stuck on her finger.   Two jewel thieves (George Macready and Mike Mazurki) approach Lucy and tell her they are jewelry wholesalers. When the ring won’t come off, the thieves pursue Lucy and Berle all around the hotel. 

STAY TUNED FOR PART 2

[littleblueberryartist]

GLITCH MULTIVERSE MASTERPOST

SLAPS THIS AU: This crack idea can split into so many fucking layered variants

Anyway remember how I mentioned that me and @raindropcroptop have generated so much content for the glitch au that it's split off into multiple variants? Yeah we finally got around to compiling them

(#glitch au is the overarching tag but you can use the variant names to narrow it down)

Glitch!Ingo au

In a time of need, Giratina reaches out for a friend.

In an unavoidable tragedy, Ingo is ripped from his life and distorted beyond repair. 

He wanders the Distortion World, ultimately encountering a frenzied Giratina. Eventually, Ingo seeks answers to the nature of his identity while learning to cope with his new life, breaking out of the Distortion world after Volo tries to frenzy Giratina again. Realizing he can leave, Ingo discovers a new life in Hisui, surrounded by strange occurrences and new faces that remind him of things he cannot name.

Hisui, on the other hand, is not at all prepared for the monstrosity from the rift.

Glitch!Emmet au

Emmet, driven by grief, leaves his home to search for any clues regarding his brother’s disappearance. Eventually he finds himself in the volcanic corpse of Cinnabar, and his life is changed forever.

In the same space in a different time, Mew calls from its place in captivity. Emmet does not get a choice in answering that call.

However, Mew’s powers are not meant to move a human being through such an ordeal. Emmet emerges in the past, forever changed. He sees the suffering Rocket has brought to this world, and knows what he must do. With a new purpose, Emmet sets out to end an evil team and hopes to regain what he has lost.

In Lavender Town, a young trainer feels a hand on his shoulder.

M&M au (cross dimensional glitch fusion)

In which no one could predict that two anomalies meeting would fuse them steven universe style

Mindscape & Mindscape, the manifestations of glitch!Ingo and glitch!Emmet’s psyches meet!

Together Again au (*non*-cross dimensional glitch fusion ;-;)

A tragedy they could not avoid, the bad end fusion au.

In which it was take the risk or die. Ingo glitches Emmet and the resulting being is neither yet both of them.

Radio Station au (Previous All Together, renamed to avoid confusion)

"It was supposed to be a tragedy, but it changed into a sitcom, we're fine" - Aqua

Update: Well that was a lie! Much like Together Again this is so much worse than expected.

Info!Ingo au

Remember the crack idea that started it all? Yeah this is it babey!

Ingo falls through the space between worlds and distorts. But this time Arceus notices. He’s too far gone to be returned to how he was before but not too far gone to become untouchable by god. The solution? Punt him into the most stable pokemon body available (Porygon Z) and trap him let him live in the Arc-Phone! Shenanigans ensue, especially once they find out how to get internet access >:)

Rotomphone!Ingo au 

literally the same as info!ingo except he can possess appliances to do chores (and cause chaos)

Info!Emmet au

Starts off much like the glitch!Emmet au, however this time Arceus is a little more attentive. Knowing the future that glitch!Emmet leads to, they went “none of that thanks” so now he’s a porygon z. Wait fuck doesn’t Team Rocket catch porygo-

[waywardsummoner46]

(Un)Pleasantville

A/N: Second one shot, yay! Definitely toying with expanding this as well as my Lucifer!Sam and Michael!Dean fic. I’m open to requests and let me know if you want to be added to my tag list (never had one before, oo this is exciting). As ever enjoy the fic and let me know what you think!

Word count ~ 1620

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Alright so, not to sugar coat anything but this was an absolute nightmare.

  You, Sam and Castiel had gotten word of a hunt - well more Sam but that’s besides the point - and had left yesterday. You’d paused at a gas station outside of a place called Charming Acres but the dude at the counter said something was off about the place… so naturally (or supernaturally) you all went to check it out. And a dude’s head just completely blew up out of the blue after he came in for his phone?

  Pulling into the town itself, now that was something. You felt as though you’d walked into a 1950s sitcom about some cheesy, lovesick marriage story. Something that you’d like to stay well away from. Consequently, you met a cheesy, lovesick couple called Justin and Cindy Smith who said they’d heard absolute zilch about any deaths and “this is a very close-knit community, nothing goes on here without everyone knowing” blah blah blah.

  Anyway, the strangest thing for you wasn’t the clothes, nor was it the 1950s behaviour, no, it was the fact Justin didn’t seem to recognise what a phone was. You silently ogled at him but he paid no attention to you. So now you definitely thought something was off about this place. 

  After that fateful encounter, you all stumbled upon the local diner “Harrington’s” who was run by the Mayor Chip Harrington and his daughter Sunny. You thought Sunny was a very sweet young woman who honestly looked like someone you’d get along with, however you noticed her head perked up once conversation about Conrad (watermelon head guy) started. Castiel so delicately stated, “Oh no! His head exploded” rendering everyone in the diner speechless.

  The Mayor stuttered for a moment then questioned “Excuse me?”

  “Like a ripe melon in the sun.”

  Whilst this confrontation was happening, Sunny gave you and Sam milkshakes, as Cas had refused earlier, so you were busy trying not to spit it out as you found that conversation hilarious. Chippy boy gave you the information where Conrad was last seen and then you all took off but not before Sam abruptly said “Alright, you know what? We’re leaving, bye.” And that was that.

  When you’d all arrived at the boarding house, a too cheerful Ms. Dowling greeted you at the door, and creepily said she knew you were coming because it’s a small town and things travel fast. Honestly, what is it with these people? From there, and after a brief explanation on why you all were there, she showed you to Conrad’s room and said he moved in a few weeks ago.

  Being your observant self, you came to the conclusion that the bed had been barely used but there were passionate and just plain disgusting letters under the mattress addressed from Sunny (so maybe she wasn’t so innocent, neither were you).

   At the same time Sam suggested you all stay overnight and divulge and investigate more thoroughly in the morning and yet his almost desperate tone of voice put you on edge. Obviously, you were all tired and weary but Sam was just on a whole new level of “oh this is amazing, we should stay here because it’s so cool”. So reluctantly, you and Cas agreed but not before exchanging an uncertain glance with each other, the intuition of a teenager and an angel right?

  Sam and you were sharing a room since Cas had insisted on his own, and instantly something changed with how he addressed you. “(Y/N), please take your shoes off, you’ll ruin this lovely carpet,” and “(Y/N), sweetheart, don’t you think wearing something a little more lady-like would be more appropriate, hm?” 

 All you could do what was sit and stare because not once had Sam ever been this pedantic or pathetic and he certainly had never called you “sweetheart”, so too baffled to engage in intelligent conversation, you went to bed just after Sam as you were too busy burning incredulous holes into the back if his hairy head. Struggling to grasp sleep, you softly whispered a “What the fuck?” and thank god Sam didn’t hear you because you would’ve absolutely hated the outcome.

  The next morning you were woken up quite rudely by an angel banging on your door. Blearily you struggled out of bed and opened the door, rubbing your eyes. “What time is it?” You said.

 “Time to get up, get dressed and Sam-Sam?”

 Noting Castiel’s confusion, you turned quickly in what was once Sam’s direction only to find your lovable older brother had disappeared to Chuck knows where. Great, man hunt at ridiculous o’clock in the morning. Cas immediately raced down to the stairs to seemingly find Ms. Dowling leaving you rushing to change into something more appropriate that pyjamas.

 Descending the stairs you notice the front door open and a frantic looking Castiel waiting in the Impala, waving for you to get in. Shouting a quick “thank you!” to Ms. Dowling, you sprant for the car and sat in Sam’s seat.

 Castiel started the car and you asked “So? We know where he went?” 

  “I’ve been told he left this morning saying he was going on a walk to the diner and wanted a milkshake, but only after screaming at Ms. Dowling who had her eardrums blocked with ear plugs,” he said. You nodded, absorbing the information and pondered why Sam would just up and leave for a milkshake.

  “Cas, you don’t think that there’s something wrong with the milkshake? Or like, this town in general? Because I do and Sam was being a real overbearing douchebag after you left yesterday and acting completely out of character.”

 He didn’t hesitate to nod his head, “I must admit, the strange customs have piqued my interest and Sam did drink quite a lot of that milkshake yesterday so it might be a possibility that there is a supernatural force going on here.”

  He looked like he wanted to say more, but you’d turned a corner and arrived just before the diner. Castiel left the car and went to inspect whilst you decided a smart move would be to ring Sam’s phone… only to find it ringing in the back of the car. Typical frustrating Winchester. 

  Placing your hands on your head, you massaged your temples and tried to think of any reasonable explanation as to what on earth was going on. 

 You heard the driver’s door being opened and looked over to see Castiel already turning the keys in the ignition. “He’s gone to Mr and Mrs. Smith's house,” was the only explanation you received.

  Suddenly determined, you nodded and said, “Alright, we’re getting somewhere, onward!” So, the car started and picked up speed, as you made your way to the Smith’s house you took a chance to observe the area a bit more.

  It was definitely something outdated and old-fashioned but the people did look happy, even if the shops were called something despicable like “The Rainbow Restaurant". It was very bright and colourful and you didn’t doubt that even if a thunderstorm hit, these people would still be acting on top of the world.

  Upon finally reaching your destination, you took notice of the white-picket fence and the massive garden. The house was huge and definitely unnecessary for only two people. Regardless, you and Cas sauntered up to the door and knocked three times respectively. On the third Cindy opened the door with a clear smile on her face and a very pleasant scent of lavender perfume. “Hello, can I help you?”

 You and Cas glanced at each other before he answered, “First of all, I’d like to offer my condolences for your husband's death but we really need to know-”

  He was cut off by a very confused Cindy Smith who said, “My husband? Honey, I think you might be mistaken. My darling husband is in the kitchen, fetching his newspaper. Justin, dear, come say hello!” 

 Again, Cas looked like he wanted to continue but a very familiar, moose-like voice interrupted “Coming darling! Won’t take two slices  of a carrot cake!” It was, unmistakably, Sam.  You gaped and stared questioningly at Cas in silent question. He merely returned your look.

  Moments later, Sam appeared in the doorway. Wearing a pair of glasses. A ponytail. And a fucking cardigan. A cardigan, because why the hell not? He wrapped his hands around Cindy’s waist and looked at us in confusion. Or sorry, at Cas in confusion, but when his gaze landed on you his face went more stern. 

 “Young lady, do you not remember what I said about un lady-like clothing? Because those denim jeans and that ridiculous jumper are hardly suitable for my daughter, little miss. I suggest you get in this house right now and put on that lovely dress your mother bought you,” he basically seethed.

  Now you were definitely the equivalent of a fish, with your wide mouth and wide eyes. You managed to compose yourself a bit before stuttering “Sam?”

 His eye twitched and there was no warning before he grabbed your arm and pulled you in the house then promptly dragged you into the sitting area. He guided you to the sofa on the left of the fireplace and very softly explained, “My sweet honey, I know that this is hard for you, but your mother and I want what’s best for you. Now, be a good girl and wait here until your mother and I have finished our pleasant conversation with our new neighbour, hm?” Then he planted a kiss on your forehead and returned to Cindy’s side to continue conversing with Cas.

  All you could think was: what the fuck?

[sofiadragon]

Prev tags requested a Vulcan sitcom on Vulcan, but I think a DS9 style setting would really work and help keep the show fresh. You wouldn't need to explain Easter to a Christian, so if the whole cast is Vulcan nobody is around to ask the exposition questions the audience needs. Vulcan run space station, maybe a telescope/sensor array with historical significance. People coming through and interacting with the culture for scientific research and tourism, the usual political commentary stuff, and maybe polyamory?

I mean if you can see into somebody's head you aren't likely to have a neutral opinion of the person afterwards all that often. I imagine that you either hate how that person's internals work or love it, and Vulcans are big emotions clamped down and channeled into tradition. If everyone has an arranged marriage as a kid there have to be some cultural rules about what to do when somebody is really hot and you are both into it, because 99% of everybody is taken. "Just repress it" would be so boring and as an allegory for human cultures... we know that doesn't work. There would be plenty of Tuvoks out and about who are dedicated and completely captivated by their spouse, but also a fair amount of Spocks whose betrothed mentions taking a break and in the next minute he's taking one female human on a date and shaking hands with a male one like he wants to try everything on the menu.

imagine if instead of rehashing the tos characters again (sorry snw) trek tried doing something new and weird and risky. What If