#swiss cheese poseidon

[trix-in-a-box]

page of requested doodles :3 the tiresias ones are less oddly because that was me creating a design for him, hence the design notes and size

closeups and tags underneath

@murderandjambalaya for poseidon

@dehydratedtransformer for charybdis

@salubriousbean and @abacodo101 for the tiresiases

@pairofbutterflies for ody and penelope hugging

[biblicalvampireemmy]

here’s a goofy sketch of my design for poseidon (I LOVE THIS GUY BRO (even doe he fr deserves to be stabbed by his own fork))

Took inspiration from @gigizetz poseidon spikies (rocks on the arm thingy)

Why r my images alw so low quality smh…

[biblicalvampireemmy]

now im just imagining poseidon’s first thought on a physical trait about odysseus is his rlly sexy thighs…

guys there’s something wrong with me.

Percy: Hey dad?

Poseidon: Yes Percy?

Percy: I was just wondering, you used to be pretty ruthless—what changed? What made you wanna turn over a new leaf?

Poseidon: *Gets violent phantom pains in the scars he received after pushing a man with really sexy thighs way too far*

Percy: Dad?

Poseidon: *Swallows* Well son, you get older, you mature, you realize some actions were definitely out of proportion, and some lessons don't need to be relearned...

[overthinkingaumaker]

Apollo, god of healing: And done! Do you feel any better?

Athena: Yeah, thank you Apollo

*Enter Poseidon, looking like a swiss cheese*

Apollo, god of prophecy: I was waiting for you

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

i like to imagine that the rest of the gods on olympus were all watching ody turn poseidon into swiss cheese, with a variety of emotions throughout them.

zeus: *impressed but slightly very worried* maybe i let him cook for too long on that island.

zeus: oh well rather poseidon than me

hera: *mainly nonchalant but hiding a tiny smile behind her chalice*

hera: *after hearing next to my wife* that is what you call a man who loves his wife *side eyes zeus*

zeus: *sweats*

hephaestus: *kind of impressed* well he avenged his crew *shrugs*

ares: *in awe* athena didn't lie about the bloodshed!

ares: *hears poseidon beg for mercy* *odysseus doesn't give him that*

ares: *now in love with ody* THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MORTAL EVER

aphrodite: *just blinking in disbelief* he's not wasting anymore time to get home i guess?

hermes: *is proud but also in slight shock* thats a mindset change alright...

hermes: *gasps* i need to tell athena!

hermes: *grins* but first-

hermes: guess ~ i ~ should be the one to take poor dear uncle to the infirmary! *giggles at the drama he's about to cause there*

apollo: *sighs* let me get another bed made up

apollo: *heads off to his olympus infirmary*

[quinnduck]

Athena, recovering from God Games: Brother.. will you watch over Ody? Make sure he lives..

Ares: Fine. Only until he gets back home.

Athena: Don’t let him do anything you would do, okay?

[one god stabbing later]

Poseidon stumbles into the infirmary looking like Swiss cheese

Athena: what happened??- oh.. ARES!

[stayasleepanddream]

The gods after Odysseus stabbed Poseidon:

Hermes: I'll admit, him turning Poseidon into a swiss cheese wasn't on my bingo card but I'm very proud of my grandson!

Apollo: jokes on you I knew he'd do that

Aphrodite: He's certainely... passionate hm *starting to like him just a tiny bit*

Ares: sister you should've told me he'd be like that I would've accepted way faster

Zeus *nodding*: I'm definitely not regretting releasing him

Athena *just slightly shocked*: I don't know if I should be glad or concerned for his mental state.

[fantasy-nerdddd]

Not Sorry For Loving You be manipulation disguised as remorse but then Six Hundred Strike is (my) happiness disguised as cruelty. Sorry not sorry but even without the music I enjoyed the idea of swiss cheese Poseidon

[amazingmsme]

Last night I had an idea for an epic AU that is either really cool or really stupid.

So basically, the gods can be killed. But only with one specific weapon or tool that is special or sacred to them. For example, the Spear of Athena, or Demeter's labrys (a double headed axe for woodcutting). If they are wounded with that weapon, they might as well be mortal. Anything else, they can heal from. But this? Nah.

Which brings me to the next part. So remember how Poseidon is turned into Swiss cheese in 600 Strike? Well, Poseidons weapon, the one that can fatally harm him, is nothing other than his trident. You know, the very trident that Ody used to make him more see-through than cheap toilet paper.

So, I imagine that 600 Strike goes as normal, but Poseidon lives long enough to gasp out the word "please" like he does in the song, and then he just dies. Odysseus is confused as hell. He kinda pokes him with the trident, like "why is he just lying there?" Only to look on, horrified, as the god's body turns into a puddle of seawater and merges with the rest of the ocean.

(Now the fun part) After around 3 seconds Odysseus feels a white hot pain all over his body, before promptly blacking out.

When he comes to, the storm has faded away, and the sea is as calm as a sleeping toddler. He sighs and gets up from the rocks he was laying on, only to realize that everything felt off. Now is he going crazy, or is everything more defined and colorful? And his hearing sounds like it got better as well. And the ground seemed farther away than normal. Had some god blessed him? Was this Poseidon's way of conceding their battle? No, that can't be right. The trident is still lying there. Odysseus reaches to pick it up, and freezes in shock.

His fingers have membranes in between them.

It's only then that he takes a good look at himself. There are patches of scales all over his arms, legs, and torso. He now has fins on his arms and legs, and ears as well. His nails have gone from blunt to long and sharp. Pulling a lock of hair in front of him shows that it's longer than it used to be, with streaks of blue and teal. Catching his reflection in the water shows him that his eyes have changed from brown to a striking aquamarine, and the whites have turned black and, are those fangs?

Something is terribly wrong here. While he is sifting through all of the possible causes in his head, he hears a voice to his right. It's a merman. Why is he calling Odysseus "My lord?" What is going on?

On Olympus, the gods are shocked that one of their own had been killed. Then, as the implications begin to dawn on them, they feel something that a god never feels. Fear. One of the strongest Olympians was killed by a mortal. Could this happen to the rest of them as well.

Back on that rocky patch, Odysseus came to a sudden, chilling realization. He looked at the water around him, and tried to will it to do something, anything. To his surprise, the water began to churn, before turning into violent waves, as the skies darkened again, reflecting the storm in Odysseus's mind.

Ody is no longer Odysseus, King of Ithaca. He is no longer the monster that Poseidon had turned him into. He is now Odysseus, God of the Seas.

It's a little rusty, but I thought it sounded like a cool idea. What do you think? Also sorry for the ramble.

- 🧁 anon

MDJSMSBDD LITERALLY LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER THIS OMGGGGG! I LOVE the idea of a god’s weapon being the thing that can kill them! & it adds so much weight to everything Odysseus already did to add killing a god onto that list is bound to have some kind of effect on him!

This is such a cool, interesting concept & I’m eating it up! Love the description of god!ody

[imaginarythingys]

The moment before Swiss cheese 🧀

Guys guys guys guys I finally finished this drawing yayyy! Poseidon still has no face but I think he looks nice like this ha

[msngrgod]

What do you think of Odysseus stabbing Poseidon into Swiss cheese?(✪ω✪)

i mean,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, he did kinda deserve it poseidon don’t get mad please

[thereareotherwaysofpersuasion]

I have tried in two different stories to kill off my favorite OC and ended up not being able to cause it made me sad (that didn’t stop other horrors from happening to him though). Which cause this meme to happen

[lizzyscribbles]

I absolutely love that we as a fandom have just collectively agreed that Athena is not dead and is just hanging out in Apollo’s infirmary laughing at Swiss-cheesed Poseidon while cheering Ody on.

[jazzy-a]

Poseidon: Stalks a single man for years, kills 90% of his crew, endures getting stabbed like Swiss cheese all to get revenge for his son being hurt.

Zeus: Enlists several of his children to fight his other child and then barbecues said child for beating him at a game.

[axt-bs]

I thought this was fuckn hilarious so I had to draw it.

There was a debate on whether or not one of Hermes' kid's mother was Ody's wife, Penelope or if she was just another random Nymph named Penelope.. either way, have this crack shit because I found it too funny not to make-

Hermes is getting flashbacks of Poseidon getting swiss cheesed all over again