#surprisingly enough NOT a vent i'm just evil

[genesisvirus]

even after you change, do you think it will fix all the previous years?

[gilly-billy]

O-KAY

So here is part of my fanfiction for the evil dead starring my oc Gilly. She's got a thing for older men so Old! Ash is her main crush or w/e. @htchnr I do hope you enjoy this and I hope that you get a feel for Gilly's personality. Let me know if you need anything else that helps. Enjoy guys!

"You really should smile more." Ash says nonchalantly one afternoon. Gilly, the person said dialogue was meant for, looked at him with a long hard stare, holding a sub between her hands. Ash, stared back, sometimes looking into his dark eyes was like staring into a void. *A really handsome void.* she thinks to herself.Gilly sat her sandwich down on the paper it had been wrapped in and she sighed.

"I smile plenty I think." She responds with a delicate raise of her eyebrow. Ash snorted a little and looked back to the road. "What?" Gilly asked, a hunt of agitation in her voice. "Its just my face dude." She says picking up her sandwich again.

"You smile about as often as I use condoms....and spoiler alert baby cakes, I don't." Gilly rolled her eyes and shook her head. She looked down to her lap, contemplating wheither she should just ignore his tactless comment and continue eating the pastrami sub that called her name.

"First of all hot shot.." Gilly began in response. She hated how he got her to respond everytime he said something stupid. "We are going to have a long conversation later on, on how wrong that is.."

"What not using a condom?" He asks with an amused grin. "Look I'm old baby, there's no way my little shooters are gonna make it to the prize-" Gilly cut him off.

"I said later!" Her voice was stern and surprisingly enough Ash fell quiet and scowled at her. " Second of all, why would I smile? All my life and in the past week of meeting you, we've been fighting dead things all the time and either I almost get decapitated or doused in blood. Not to mention we barely showered because you're allergic to water or something. Not a big reason to smile all the time." She vented, picking up her sandwich and taking that much desired first bite.

Ash stared at the road for a short while, moving his jaw like he was knawing on something. Gilly ate her sandwich without batting an eye, humming happily with every bite.

"You know, I'll excuse the fact that you were rude just now, because you're hot." The older man says without batting an eye. He smiles confidently. "I am who I am baby, take me as I am." That got a scoff from Gilly who couldn't focus on her food anymore.

"It's rude, yeah, but its true." She began.

"You don't shower and all the food in your fridge is moldy save for what I've made you." She turned in the front seat to look at him.

"Now that's not true." Ash said with a smile, sounding like he was about to make a point. "I've got that chili that one broad at that mexican joint made for me - er I mean us! And I shower, just not as often as you."

"Once a month isn't keeping clean Ash and she wanted to watch you suffer because of how hot it is AND might I add you tried to sleep with her daughter."Gilly deadpanned. Ash was busy thinking about that girl, and a smile, a terribly devious one, spread on his face.

"Oh...she was fine Gilly, grade A." Ash sighed, mourning the loss of such a conquest.She just watched him, in embarassment. That lady he spoke of had a daughter and she was just above legal age. Ash tried so hard and failed epically when the mom found out.

"That's....that's fucking gross Ash and you're an idiot." Gilly gave him a nasty look and it didn't phase that smile on his ruggid face at all. "A perverted idiot." She finished. Ash's eyes went back to the road and he reached between them, grabbing a can from the cooler.

"Says you." He laughed again. "I'm the one that did it! Time for a road beer baby!" He popped the tab on the can and took a nice long drink, sighing crisply as he sat the beer in the cup holder.

Gilly went back to eating her sandwich, hoping and praying that he wouldnt say anything more disguisting. Thank the gods he didn't because Ash reached across to the radio and turned the song up. She stopped chewing for a second before she recognized it. She perked up.

"Greta Van Fleet..." she said with a smile. "Safari Song....I didn't know you listened to them?" Ash gave a small chuckle and looked over at her.

"They sound like Zepplin right?" He asked. Gilly nodded vigorously. "That a girl, you know your music." He gave her a wink and looked back out the wind shield. "I asked a friend to find me some music, and he didn't disappoint." When Ash winked at her, Gilly felt her cheeks flush, a heat building under her skin in response. She looked away then, casually mind you and went back to eating. She wondered why a guy like him made her blush at all.

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An hour and a half later, the Delta pulled up in front of a dingy looking house with an airstream parked in the driveway. There was a motorbike parked infront of it and two others sitting under the awning of the airstream. Gilly hadn't met them before.

"Alright doll eyes, listen up." Ash said softly. "You're about to meet my family.." he said scratching the side of his face nervously.

"I'm telling you this because I uh...have a reputation..." Gilly could see his aura fluttering nervously. She sighed softly.

"Ah...your track record with women right?" She about snorted when his eyes widened and then Ash furrowed his brows as he looked down.

"Look....I get around ok? They're probably gonna think we're banging or something. I just felt like I should warn you." The look in his dark eyes was genuine and his aura didnt waver one second when he spoke, he was telling the truth.

"There is no way you work that fast." She laughed. " we've known each other for..what? 2 days?" It was more like a week, but Gilly was skeptical. That was, until Ash smirked at her and gave her a debonair eye brow raise, she felt the air shift a little.

"Baby...you have no idea what I can do." His voice dropped, it was low and sultry and Gilly squinted her baby blues at him. And then just like that, it was gone. "But that's not the point, but if you stick around long enough you might find out." The way he said it was like he was a sales man, teasing an offer, an unknown offer that you wouldnt be able to gauge if it were good or bad until you tried it. Gilly didn't like that, he was too good at it.

"Ash.....shut up please." She said, desperately hoping he would get the memo. Ash just lifted his hands in surrender, knowing if he crossed the line any further she would turn him into a newt or something. Witches were fickle in his opinion.

"Shutting up now." He responded while opening the door and getting out. Gilly could hear Ash holler to whoever was sitting under the awning and she wondered if they were just as nuts as he was. Gilly took a deep breath as she opened the door and slowly got out and headed over, shutting the Delta's passenger door behind her. As she approached she studied the way Ash was with the other two under the awning. It was like watching a father reunite with his kids. Gilly found it endearing.

"Gilly come on! Meet Pablo and Kelly!" He waved for her and the little witch smiled in response. Maybe there was more to him than what he presented on the outside. Ultimately, Gilly joined them. Maybe she could find a family here too.

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Part 2

"Put your back into it Pablo!" Ash hollered as they attempted to get a new couch into his trailer. Kelly and Gilly sat on his bed as they watched the two struggle to get it through the small airstream door. Kelly looked on, bored and Gilly sat there with a cringed look on her face. It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't blatantly obvious that it wasn't going to fit through the tiny door. The couch was simply too big.

"Ash...do you need some help?" Gilly asked pushing herself off the bed to stand. The gruff older man looked at her with a scowl, those dark brown eyes told Gilly to stay put, before shaking his head.

"Gils you and Kelly rest your pretty little heads, me and Pablo got it....right Pablo?" It took a second but a muffled "Totally got it!! "Came from around the couch from outside. From the looks of it, Ash was being macho, trying to show that he and Pablo could handle and sweat the big stuff so they didn't have to do it.

Gilly then decided to lean over to Kelly and with a smile she said "Watch this." She twists her hand a little and the door shifts and becomes bigger right before their eyes. Pablo was still putting his back into it, like Ash said and as he did the couch squished Ash between it and the wall. A loud oof!! Could be heard from him as the air was knocked out of his lungs.

"See! A little elbow grease goes a long way!" Ash chimed, his face lit up with a proud smile. He grunted in approval and slipped out from the side, dusting his hands off as the couch tumbled to a perfect position. Pablo leaned against the door frame and looked at it suspiciously, his eyes bugging in confusion.

"Jefe did your door grow?" Pablo asked cautiously.

"What? No of course not!" He responded plopping down on its very fluffy cushion. "That was all us amigo!" He cracked open a beer and took a celebratory drink. Meanwhile Kelly and Gilly both watched Ash go on in peaceful bliss that they in fact didn't do it on their own and Gilly's intervention was 100% needed. The look on Pablo's face was worth it in the long run.

"Congratulations." Kelly deadpanned with a skeptical smile. Gilly sat beside her with a grin, realizing that seeing Ash smile like that, all proud and confident, made her little heart flutter. Her cheeks flushed and her face felt hot. She was so thankful it was the middle of summer, she could blame it on the heat and not on Ash.

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Sweat dripped down her face as Gilly panted. Her arms were out stretched and she grit her teeth with a growl. Gilly had cast a spell to keep the deadites locked in, no way in and no way out. The shitty down side of this proverbial coin? She, along with the others, were trapped inside with them.

No one warned her that it was harder to fight deadites when it was 102 degrees out. She could hear guns firing and she could see Kelly fending off a hord as Pablo got her six. She took note that Pablo could use magic as well and she stored that thought for later. They were doing a fantastic job all things considered. She felt faint just then, trying desperately not to lose consciousness. She fell to one knee, crying out as she forced herself to keep the barrier up.

"I got you kid!" Ash's voice boomed past the commotion as he came to her side. A big arm was wrapped around her torso and she was hoisted up into the air, she was being held against Ash's side. "Let's fuck em up beautiful!!" He declared with a grin. Gilly pushed back the blush on her cheeks and she dropped the barrier.

"Omnus zarata ezpara!!" The words boomed from Gilly's lips as lightning rained on every single deadite, blasting their heads clean off their shoulders and reducing their bodies to ashes. Gilly fell back against Ash, panting as her arms fell to her sides. She was so thankful he had a hold of her right now, otherwise she'd be a heap in the dirt.

"Holy shit!!!!!" Ash hollered as he laughed, hearty and loud as he twirled Gilly around giving her a huge bear hug.

Kelly and Pablo came up to them shortly after as Gilly lifted her head, looking between all of them as they celebrated with hoots and hollers. Gilly blushed, her cheeks so red that it started to hurt.

As Ash let her down onto her feet, their eyes met and they lingered on each other. There was this look in his chocolate eyes that she had never seen before. It made her body feel hot and a prickle form under her skin. As he let her down, his hand trailed down her arm and Ash took her hand, giving it a squeeze as he grinned. Then as soon as it happened he was raising both arms and hooting again.

"And that's how we take care of business! Let's drink!!"

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He was hovering around her. Gilly thought it odd at first and chalked it up to her being paranoid. But,she noticed that Ash started sitting closer to her, always within arms reach, sometimes closer. Slowly, over the span of a few weeks, it turned into the two of them sitting together, Ash's arm draped behind her. Gilly wasn't sure when this happened but she decided not to fight it.

Maybe this was just their dynamic? Maybe she was reading into things a little too much. It didn't become solidified until one night she found herself alone with him in his trailer.

"When you hit this stuff Gilly, your mind is gonna be blown." He says with a confident smile. "You'll melt right into the couch and don't you worry because I'll be melting right there with you." Gilly adored how reassuring his smile was. Once finished Ash slipped the blunt between his lips and he lit it, taking a long, long drag before passing it to her. He exhaled slowly as they locked eyes for a moment. Smoke bellowed around them, coloring the air in an earthy smelling haze.

"I've never done this before." She admits shyly. That didn't phase Ash one bit, as a matter of fact it made him more excited. He passed the roll to her, sitting back and relaxing into the couch.

"Well go on hot lips, take a taste of that bad boy." He urged. This wasn't peer pressure, the air around them was light hearted and safe. Gilly noticed his aura didn't waver which meant he was being genuine, so she placed the blunt between her lips and took a nice long inhale. Turns out that was way too much because Gilly instantly gagged and started coughing, hard.

"Oh shit....don't suppress the coughs that only makes it worse." He says with a light hearted smile. His flesh hand patted her back. "You suck at this." He finished with a small chuckle.

"I do not." She tried to respond between coughing fits, flipping Ash the bird as it all began to slowly subside.

"Uh yeah, you kinda do...Pablo took a better hit his first time....you though, blew it like a birthday cand- Ow!" Ash's words fell short because Gilly decked him on the arm which much to Ash's surprise, kinda of fucking hurt.

"Fuck right off old man." She growled and after another bout of coughing. She felt Ash's hand on her back again as he began rubbing soothing circles in an attempt to help her stop coughing. Gilly looked up at him, her face was beat red and there were tears in her eyes from the coughing. Unfortunately, to her disdain Ash was *right there*, again arms reach or closer. She watched as he brought the joint to his mouth and he sucked on the end, blowing smoke out through his nose as he smiled confidently.

"Honey I may be old, but I still got it." He states, his voice going a bit soft as his hand moves up her back to play with her hair. "I mean, I got you here didn't I?" She couldn't help but flush at the realization that she was literally in his arms, just a breath away from being able to kiss him. Gilly looked down suddenly, her movements felt sluggish and she took a deep breathe. Looks like the reafer was kicking in. She honestly couldn't deny that all this time he had gotten Gilly alone with him without her even caring one bit that they were.

"Trying to romance me?" She asks with a soft giggle, wiping the tears from her eyes Ash meets her giggle with a warm laugh of hid own the way he was acting was different, she had never seen this side of Ash before.

"Is it working?" He asks lifting her delicate chin. Gilly blinked slowly as she gazed up at Ash, her hand tenderly traveling up his chest to the nape of his neck. His brown, doe eyes gazed at her with a tenderness she had never really experienced before. Was she really going to give him the time of day? Gilly thought about it for a minute as she looked the man before her, over.

"Maybe..."she laughs softly. His thumb grazed her cheek, Gilly's skin was so soft, almost pristine and the pad of his thumb was rough. She closed her eyes for a moment because she felt goosebumps form on her skin at the friction. Ash by all means was not boyfriend material, he was insensitive, crude and honestly, dumb. But here she was, feeling her cheeks burn and her heart pound like she was being noticed by a crush or something.

*what do I have to lose? My dignity?* she thought. Being a witch and some of the shit she has done, Gilly lost that a while ago. What could go wrong with just a kiss?

When Gilly opened her eyes, her heart was in her throat as Gilly felt his hand tangle in her hair. Her breath hitched a little bit her eyes fell shut again and she felt the gentle pressure of his lips. It happened, almost in slow motion. His lips were soft, Ash's touch was even more tender than anticipated. She was half expecting him to be a pig about it, hands groping areas they shouldn't, or lewd one liners she'd heard him say before to countless other women. But there wasn't any of that.

To be honest, kissing him was rather pleasant. Gilly lays back against the couch and Ash pressed in a bit further as he brought his metal hand up to cup her other cheek. Gilly's fingers combed through the nape of his dark hair as she tilts her head to allow Ash access to her mouth. Her lips part letting his tongue slip in to dance with and caress her own.

They made out, slowly, drinking each other in as Ash tenderly tilts her head back moving his mouth down towards her chin. The witch half expected him to press on but Ash didn't. He pulls back just enough, to lick his lips with that stupid shit eating grin on his face.

"Like sugar.." he mutters softly, his dark eyes going from her lips to her blue eyes. "I've been waiting for that for a hot minute Gils."

Gilly couldn't help the smile that forms across her face. She didn't need to see his aura to know he wasn't just saying that.

Two hours later Gilly found herself with her head resting on Ash's lap as his flesh hand absent mindedly combed through her soft blond hair. In those two hours they had smoked two and half joints and the trailer was filled with an earthy smelling haze.

They made out several times, sampling each other from time to time. They were to high for it to go any further. Which was perfectly fine for Gilly, because she wasnt that easy. Ash wanted to finish the other half of the last joint but when their bodies became so heavy that Ash had to take his mechanical hand off, just to lift his right arm, he decided Gilly had the right idea. Gilly's eyes were shut but she was still awake. The world was spinning like a marry-go round and she really didn't want to throw up in Ash's lap.

"Can I sleep here?" Gilly asked softly, feeling her mind being pulled into the loving arms of sleep. She couldn't rightfully recall what Ash responded with, but she remembered hearing his voice, low and soothing mutter something.

"You can have whatever you want baby."

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It was the weekend and Gilly found herself sitting at a restaurant per Ash's very cryptic instructions. She was in a corner booth of one of the only eateries in town which, for what it was worth, was the best Elk Grove could offer. Franco's was the name of the establishment and the best included a moose or elk head hanging over each booth and a set of small, adorable antler decorations that surrounded some string LEDs in a mason jar.

Honestly, with the dark green paint job and the black sleek boothes, it was cozy in here. She smiled as she was brought something to munch on as she waited for her date to arrive. That was so weird, calling Ash a date, it was just weird considering the stories she had heard around town. Certain stories involving the local female population and Ash getting to know almost everyone of them personally.

*When Gilly went to the local grocery a couple weeks ago with Ash to get essentials, a beady eyed old blond woman pulled her aside whispered to her hushedly,"You should watch yourself around him honey..." Gilly looked at her questioningly, looking to Ash who was currently at the pharmacy picking something up for a sick Pablo.

"What do you mean?" She asked. If the blondes eyes could get any beadier, they would have. The woman gazed at Gilly scrutinizingly.

"He's a hitter and a quiter...." Blondie says out right. "Ashley doesn't do commitment....and the boy is dumber than a July Tuesday is long." The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a 50$ bill. "I'll pay you to go somewhere else so he doesn't hurt you too." Gilly who was taken back by all this abruptly declined and moved away from her. She stood next to Ash in line, who without thinking placed a hand on the small of her back. When the little witch looked up into those brown eyes of his, she forgot the beady eyed woman even existed*

The woman's words hung in her ears but judging by Ash's behavior, he was doing an awful lot of work just for one night of fun. Usually all she had to do was offer a guy a beer and sparks flew. As she gazed casually at her phone Gilly looked up just in time to see Ash standing at the hostess podium. He looked really nice dressed the way he did. A smile formed on her lovely face as they catch eyes. He wasn't wearing his usual get up, instead he wore a black long sleeved button up and dark denim jeans. The outfit did wonders for him.

The way he looked at her made her breath catch. There was that look in Ash's eyes again and it bothered her that she couldn't identify it. Gilly decides to rest her chin in her palm with a smile as he approached the booth she was nestled in.

"You look drop dead gorgeous." Ash exclaims with an appreciative smile. His eyes take in every last bit of Gilly he could see. She wore a sundress and her hair was up in a rather messy but nice, bun. It took to long to put up, in her opinion. He leans down, pressing a kiss to her forehead, before lifting her chin and kissing Gilly's soft pink lips. "You're always gorgeous." he whispers softly, kissing her cheek before sliding into the seat across from her.

Gilly reached across the table and took his hand. His aura was bouncing all over the place. The typical scarlet had a green outline to it, signaling that her handsome date was *actually* nervous.

"Black is a wonderful color on you." Gilly says trying to ease his nervousness. When Ash smiles more, that cocky, confidence showing itself, the witch felt her heart stop a bit.

"I think I can make anything look good." Ash boasts, turning his palm up, under her hand to trace the underside of her fingers. "Is it doing it for you?" He asks with a debonair smile. Gilly rolls her eyes with a giggle.

"What if I said no?" She teased

Tbc

[icycoldninja]

Hey 💞 sorry if my English is so bad haha I really love your Headcannons (even though I have to translate them sometimes) I'm a big fan of your writing <3

This is the first time l've made a request, sorry if it's bad, feel free to ignore it if you like 🛐

I was wondering if u could do a headcannon of the Sparda Boys + V with a Fem Reader similar to Jennifer Check from the "Jennifer's Body" movie, it's one of my favorite movies and I thought it would be interesting to have a guys reaction to someone with a body and personality similar to hers, being that she is a girl who ends up becoming a demon due to a failed ritual.

Maybe a reaction to seeing her devouring someone after knowing her "human" side, she trying to seduce them or simply finding out how she became a demon, I'm just leaving some ideas but obviously you have all freedom to do it as you like

Thank you for your time, keep up the engaging writing of yours! ✨

Hey don't worry, your English is great. :) Though I'm not familiar with this movie, you've given me enough information to work with. I hope I did it justice. Please enjoy!

Sparda boys + V x Jennifer Check-like Reader headcannons

¤ Dante ¤

-Dante was initially lured in by your charms, finding you to be exceptionally beautiful and lovely.

-Then he sensed something was off about you; he couldn't explain why, but you didn't seem exactly human. It took him a while, but he eventually realized you were a demon. After asking you (reluctantly, of course), he was shocked to find you were a bit of both. A human, turned demon because of a ritual.

-He likes how strong you are--it makes getting you onto your back that much harder.

-Watching your levitation in action is also fun for him, and since he can fly too, this means you two can go on midnight hover dates across the countryside together.

-Immortality (save for being stabbed in the heart) means you have virtually nothing to fear during missions, though you should still exercise caution.

-Though he doesn't approve of you feasting off of innocent humans, he'll round up some unruly thugs or prisoners from the nearest jail for you to devour.

■ Vergil ■

-Vergil could feel in his bones that you were no mere mortal. You had to be something otherworldly, something supernatural; perhaps, even something evil.

-He decided to approach you about it one afternoon, completely out of the blue. Imagine his surprise when you readily confessed and revealed you were a human-turned-demon thanks to a ritual that went wrong.

-Vergil was understandably upset at this revelation since demons had been the core of all his struggles throughout his life, but soon realized that you'd been changed against your will, meaning you were as much of a victim as he was.

-He would prefer if you kept your succubus activities to a minimum around you, but on certain occasions (such as demon mating season) he will indulge.

-He doesn't want you to turn him or any other humans into demons, nor does he want to watch you feed. It disgusts him, and awakens his killing instincts.

-You are very understanding of this and do your best to only eat people who deserve it and to do so out of his sight.

□ Nero □

-Nero was first your loving boyfriend, then your victim--that is, you seduced him with your feminine wiles and succubus charm.

-He knew you were a succubus almost as soon as you set to work, but was so lost in pleasure, he forgot to question you till morning.

-Nero was surprisingly chill about all this, though he did ask if being turned into a demon against your will gave you any trauma.

-If it did, Nero understands and is literally always there for you if you need a shoulder to cry on or just someone to vent your troubles onto. He'll just awkwardly sit there, a tiny smile on his face as he listens to you share your secrets.

-He is surprisingly supportive of everything you do, and would gladly offer himself for you to feed upon if it didn't entail his immediate death.

-To compromise, he finds victims for you (where he finds them is unknown) and just drops them at your feet for you to eat.

● V ●

-V was bewitched by your supernatural beauty; though he understood the dangers of associating with demons, he still loved you and chose to subject himself to your charms.

-He admires you and your eternal beauty, and can think of several poems which he thinks you are very similar to.

-Your demonic powers amaze him. They shouldn't, but they do. V just can't stop silently obsessing over how strong you are, how fast you are, how you seem to be immune to everyone and everything, and so forth.

-He does not approve of you eating humans, though, even if you need them for sustenance. Since you have yet to find a working alternative, you'll just have to sneak out occasionally, have your "meals", then come back and say you were out with your friends.

-Hopefully you can keep your feasting a secret because V can kill you since you're a demon. He won't be too happy to learn you've been hurting innocents and lying to him about it at the same time.

[liege-of-the-bees]

S7e18: For a Better Tomorrow

Again, very excited for this one despite the fact I have totally spoiled myself

THE BLACK AND WHITE

THE MELTING MAN

My roommate says 'This is just Resident Evil' and I don't know enough abt that game to dispute this

DOCTOR CURDLE JR

They're just bribing him with comics now

Huh, Betty's in a surprisingly modern outfit

How is Betty gonna be able to afford a car? Unless she plans to bankroll her manifesto

MOLOCH

Finally bringing back the Rayberry

So the Blossom's are behind the Milkman I'm guessing

ETHEL AND BEN

Ben gotta be some kind of fruity and you can't convince me otherwise. Him and Ethel are both queer

Veronica: 'Come to the bunker with me Jughead'

S7 Archie my beloved himbo

Clay is so done

I think Kevin should be dumb more often

'And I do love tying knots' asfkwiqk

Why is Miss Grundy running Drivers Ed I'm not American is that how it works over there?

Archie don't tell Frank that

Dilton: 'COME TO THE BUNKER JUGHEAD'

THE MUSIC

I want a sitcom of just Dilton Jughead Ben Ethel and Veronica in the bunker. It ends in poly.

Palladium isn't the same without Hiram :(

Cheryl scream!

RUSSIAN PENELOPE

'They promised me a place in your government' OK so it's just Penelope that's Russian not Clifford. That's still plot-holey but less so

CHERYL AND JUGHEAD

The duo we were robbed of

The weirdest gay people

Frank die challenge

Don't bring Fred into your homophobia

Fred would be such an ally and you know it

I hope Cheryl magically knows how to speak Russian

THE PAINTING DOOR

THE MILK BOTTLES

I know what's gonna happen with Ethel's birth certificate already and I'm hyped

I love Betty lock picking, she should do that more often

'What was my dad paying the Muggs' for' she says out loud, like you do

FRANK SURE DID NEVER SERVE

GO MARY

I LOVE HER

Alice 'Please stfu Hal'

ETHEL COOPER

Hal die challenge

Also FYI I no longer think Ethel and Betty should kiss

The generational trauma :(

Alice and Mary should kiss and vent to each other :(

Yeah we robbed of Cheryl and Jughead as an investigative duo the rest of the show I can see why people were hyped

Oh I love Ethel

I wanna hug her

FRANK'S FINAL ACT OF HOMOPHOBIA WAS MOVING REGGIE OUT OF ARCHIE'S ROOM

Mary: OH LIKE HELL YOU ARE

It was only a matter of time before Frank called Archie a slur

I think Cheryl should call him Sherlock Jones more often

THE PICTURE

PROJECT MOLOCH

Wait, Hiram was being investigated for Communism too is he involved?

It's a nice ending for Ethel but it does feel like she's being written out

I wish at the very least her relationship with Ben had been developed more

You know Ben will just be an absolute malewife though. Or a closet transfem. Neither of them are straight

[el-dibidibidorado1]

Demon Bite

Prologue

Avengers x reader

A/N: This is new and I'm excited! But there is some blood and gore that I have always wanted to write in my stories and I think that now is my chance. So I hope you enjoy and that this fic is a success if not I will learn to try again.

Hitchhiking and stealing a couple of bucks from people was my lifestyle, for a while. Well, ever since I've been solo. Inside I know it's a bad thing but its survival.

A couple of bucks gives me a nice hotel, with a semi soft bed, a hot shower and sometimes a meal to fill me up for a week or two..oh and free breakfast. Talking about a meal....

"You were supposed to get the menthol cigarettes not this shit!" A hard smack echoed throughout the almost empty lobby. The tears and bruises made my blood boil and stomach growl.

Gotcha.

After shoving, I'm guessing his wife into the room he looked around. I just waved my hand and winked at him. His dirty smile and smell made my nose burn.

"What room?" He spoke loud enough for me to hear.

"16" I said giving him another wink and walked away making sure his eyes were on me. Fuckin pig.

Before getting my stuff ready to leave right away i decide to call the lobby.

"Hello blackbird hotel, how may I assist?" Perfect it's the lady.

"Yes, do you mind coming to room 16 It sounds as If there is something in the vents and it's kinda disturbing my sleep."

"I will send some-"

"No! "I didn't mean to shout. But I had to, i wanted it to go to plan.

"I would want a woman to come, usually men somehow think that we are dramatic"

Finally she agreed and I panicked trying to find a way to tell her that I was going to kill the bastard of her husband.

While splashing some water on my face a knock on the door made me slip on some water that I had dropped.

"Coming" I opened the door to find the poor lady with a now purple eye. I moved aside letting her pass, then I heard it. A soft pitter patter, this lady is with child.

"So where is the noise coming from" I rubbed my hands and offered her some water and asked for her to take a seat.

"There is no noise..." she stayed quiet and I noticed her breathing speed up.

"I'm not going to do anything to you, but, do you love your partner?" A tear rolled down her cheek and shook her head.

"I fuckin hate him; I wish he where gone" she drank the water and a huge wave of relief washed over me.

"What if I can grant you that wish?" Her eyes sparked. This woman was desperate, and she despised him.

"How?" I placed my hand on hers and told her not to worry.

Another knock made her jump in fear. This man had done some damage to her.

"Stay put" I said and opened the door to find the same man. Surprisingly he showered and got ready for a fuck that will never happen.

"Hi" he said showing his same nasty teeth. I stepped aside and let him in.

"So- what the fuck are you doing here?!" He yelled

"I'm doing her a favor" I twisted his shoulder until I felt pressure. He yelled and continued cursing.

"Shut up" I said.

"You bi-" I snapped his shoulder making him cry in pain.

"Kneel" he continued cursing scaring her more.

"I said kneel!" I let my nail grow and stabbed his collar bone keeping my finger in.

He finally got on his knees and each time he cursed at her I would dig deeper into the stab. From the corner of my eye i noticed her shiver in fear.

"Sweetheart, stand up" I said keeping him still.

She stood in front of him but I held him back from lashing out at her.

"Apologize to her" I whispered into his ear.

"NO" I dug little more deeper until I touched his collarbone and snaped it.

"Apologize to her!" I said feeling the sharpness of my teeth gently scrape my lip.

"I'm sorry....please stop I'm sorry, im sorry, im sorry" he said making the lady cry once more. I finally managed to break the man.

"I hope that you suffer. You made my life miserable and I'm glad this child isn't yours you fuckin bastard" a harsh slap across his face made him quiet.

"Rot In hell" she rubbed her red hand walked out leaving us.

A smile appeared on my face.

"Aww is someone upset" I teased.

"You whore!" He pulled out a pocket knife with his uninjured arm and stabbed my leg and side. Angrily I finished breaking his collarbone and with force I pushed him across the room hitting the small dining table.

"Ow" I said taking out the knife and tossing it. The fear in his eyes is what I needed it made them taste tender.

"How is that possible?" The quiver in his voice was satisfying. Racing towards him I lifted him up and pinned him to the wall.

"Anything is possible" he began crying and shaking like a child. My teeth became sharper and nails longer ready to pierce his neck. In the reflection of his eyes I found mine blacked out.

"I need you hopeless" I growled and sank my teeth into him savoring the red liquid.

"What else do you have in store for me?" The color began leaving him. Dropping his body I grab the blade and open him up. His screamed echoed. I for sure knew that i had to leave tonight but i found satisfaction by this. His scream, the fear in his eyes and the rapid pumping of the remaining blood in his body. In seconds his organs rose and his eyes where about to pop out of its sockets.

"Hmm, liver is good " my hand circled inside him finding the main source of vitamins, facts. His breathing speed up soon as I pulled it out.

"But my favorite is the.." I forced my hand into his chest pulling out the juice box.

"....the heart" I licked my fingers and made sure that was the last thing he saw. Soon as I dug my teeth into his heart I felt my joints crack, skin tighten, and fatigue vanish. My energy had came back. My only way of surviving.

Once I had finished the most important parts the same sudden wave of disgust and emotions washed over me.

I ate people to live, but I only ate the evil, removing them from this earth.

I decided to eat more since I didn't know when my full belly would come again, regular food only helped so little. I cleaned up my mess and disposed of the almost empty carvis into a rundown fire pit they had in the back, before I showered.

"Hello?" I went to pay when the lady came out with red puffy eyes, i also didn't miss the small fear in them.

"You look different" I said

"So do you, more younger..." she opened her mouth but shut it right a way.

"About what happened-" she frantically shook her hands.

"I promise! I won't tell anyone!" I chuckled and i told her to relax as i pulled out some money from a wallet.

"I know you won't. And i expect you to take care of yourself and that child.." i pointed at her swollen belly.

"If not, i will know and i will take the child away and give it a better life." I gave her the room key and got ready to leave.

I didn't mean what i said. Its just intimation, to get them to become better people.

"I will and thank you!" She said as i walked out.

"Sure" i scratched my neck.

"Any big citys around here?"

"New York is north two hours away" new york? Ive never been there.

I left without another word. Walking out with a duffle bag, i looked around for a new ride. Thats when is noticed a blue 18 wheeler in the parking lot.

"Lost, lady?" A male accent caught me off guard.

"Yes. Um i was wondering if that blue beauty yours?" I noticed that he is nice elderly mexican man, with a mustache and tinted glasses.

"Si. Where are you going?" We began walking towards his 18 wheeler.

"Two hours North" he nodded and took a sip of his coffee.

"That is where i have to go. I give you ride." His accent made me smile. I nodded and hopped on the passenger side. He had a kind heart but a piece was dark...i could sense it. We spoke and the two hours seemed like 30 minutes. 

"Thanks for the ride Eduardo" i hopped off with one of burritos that his wife had made for him.

"Anytime. You know.." i took a bite out of the burrito.

"You remind me of one of my grandchildren."  I choked on my food.

"Youngest one."

We bid our goodbyes and hoped that we crossed paths someday.

I turned and found myself in the middle of a park full of people. Now that i am miles away i could probably start a new life.