#supernatural Kali

[susanoosama01]

Gabriel's taste in partners: Kali a.k.a. iconic, powerful, slightly monster-like woman of color and projections of an unexistent party crowd (and Loki ???)

Lucifer's taste: Traumatized alcoholic that becomes so damaged he becomes a murderer and basically runs his own cult of demons because he's now in love with Lucifer, his destined true vessel who keeps rejecting him but gets forever tied with Lucifer through trauma, demon blood, an apocalypse, etc., the first woman he happens to get close to during his depression arc after his father abandons him once more (and his first true vessel who was as much of a monsterfucker as Nick in my headcanon :'D)

Michael's taste: 19-year-old ordinary human who pays attention to Michael and probably triggers his praise kink

Raphael, after seeing all this:

[eeveseeve]

me: i don't have a type

Sarcastic dark haired man that is funny and sassy and overconfident but is deep down a sweetheart and needs love *exists*

me: FUCK

[littleleaves13]

‼️ Supernatural season 5 spoilers ‼️

Hey what the fuck is up with Supernatural's portrayal of other world religions and pagan gods. because I'm not a fan? It's honestly just disrespectful and so ridiculously not researched. Full disclaimer that I'm coming at this from a Hindu standpoint.

In 5x19 "Hammer of the Gods" there's a convention of a bunch of other gods in the world, and I can't speak for all of them but Kali and Ganesha are so awfully portrayed and what is up with them all being cannibals lmao. The Hindu gods are canonically vegetarian and Kali Ma is the destroyer of bad, evil things and protects people (especially women) who can't stand up for themselves. Kali Ma is an avatar of Parvati, the Queen Mother, and she's absolutely badass and takes no one's bullshit. She's angry and vengeful but she only dishes it out to people who deserve it, and definitely not innocents caught in the crossfire. She's a goddess. She knows right from wrong. Even Shiva, known as "The Destroyer," is the destroyer of evil things, but Western media just depicts him as an evil god. Ganesha is the most peaceful god that we all pray to as the Remover of Obstacles and he's just a sweet kid whose head got cut off and replaced with an elephant head and he eats sweets and plays harmless little pranks on all the other gods. And the fact that he's a full fucking elephant in this episode is ridiculous like...do your fucking research? The blood spell stuff is ridiculous too like, if Kali Ma wanted you dead you'd be dead.

This is just infuriating and it's a theme that's come up a lot before in Supernatural. Dean is always like "oh I'm gonna gank you bloodthirsty motherfuckers" as if they're not gods? I know the show is years old but it's annoying and misinformed. The fact that they include pagan gods and gods of other world religions (Hindu mythology, Norse mythology, etc) is so cool and there is genuinely so much potential for it. In the episode at one point Kali Ma said that there are billions of people who aren't Christian and that other religions and other gods have existed for thousands of years before Christianity, and that if there's anyone who gets to destroy the world it would be them and she's so right for that? There was so much potential for exploring what the Apocalypse means for people who don't believe in Christianity and having a whole convention of powerful gods of other cultures could've genuinely been an arsenal against Lucifer if they'd bothered to do their research. Instead they're all "primitive" and "chimps" (Dean's words) and eat people.

Honestly, the angels are just as awful and they have even less regard for human life so if Sam and Dean want to kill a bunch of bloodthirsty murderers it should be them.

I love Supernatural and it has it's silly goofy moments of awful writing but this is just one thing that pisses me off to no end.

[nobodymitskigabriel]

Was trying to figure out why this character in Yellowjackets looked so familiar...she's the same actress who played Kali in Supernatural.

My life. My queen.

[woundlingus]

I want a Kali cameo but I also don’t trust the writers so what I would have settled for the sharpest scene in unfinished business with Gabriel wet doggin it on her doorstep and she just goes “ew” and closes the door— smash cut to Gabriel knocking on the door of the Winchesters motel lmao

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Supernatural AU: Expecting

Kali: (sips tea)

Blake: (sips tea)

Ghira: (sips tea)

Yang: (sips coffee)

Kali: So.... Do you know the species?

Blake: Mom....

Ghira: It's an acceptable question, Blake.

Kali: See? I'm just curious if my grandbaby is going to be a werewolf, werecat, Faunus with wolf traits, or something else entirely. This has never happened before.

Ghira: I'm more concerned with how you two got pregnant to begin with. (glares at Yang)

Yang: (sits ramrod straight) Well... you see, Sir, uh... I'm what humans call an alpha and werewolves call a..... uh.....

Ghira: (looms over Yang) A what?

Yang: (sweating) A breeder....

Ghira: So you just knock up whoever you want like a damn bull?!

Yang: No! No! Nononononononono! It just means I'm a female who grows male reproductive organs when I transform!!! Something about the Lunar Goddess blessing a select few in a bloodline or something like that!!! She has a plan!!! I swear!!! Please, don't skin me and hang my pelt on the wall!!!

Kali: (leans over to Blake) I like her.

Blake: (blushes and smiles) Mom....

[pollsnatural]

Masterlist of polls for other characters

"Love of my life", "my best friend" etc are just names for the tiers. If you think that in your ranking system a character is at the top of your list and is your favorite, then you should vote for S tier. If you think that a character is good but not your favorite, then it's A tier. And so on (only exceptions are E tier and H tier, I think that they just kind of represent mixed feelings).

The picture is taken from Supernatural wiki

Write in the comments/tags to this post who else you would like to see on this list.

[nixies-creations]

For @kalika999, Who won one of my @marveltrumpshate Auctions. This the last of the three aesthetics I made for Kali, for MTH 2022!

Brock/Jack- Supernatural Bakery.

Read on Ao3.

[anneslovegood]

sam gabriel

🤝🏻

liking women who are mean

[shivroyslut]

taking this opportunity to post this kali amv i made months ago

kali // oo soolriya oo oo soolriya from pushpa - the rise

for @spnpocdirectory’s cultural exchange event day 3: music

[lab-trash]

Hey, y'all remember when Gabriel used the excuse of being romantically attached to someone who didn't want the apocalypse to happen?

Very convenient that it happened not to be one of the people he was actively saving in that moment, huh

[perplexed-angel]

Gabriel had to have let Kali take his angel balde, yeah?

What makes an archangel blade different to a normal angel blade cause it deffo ain't looks?

[eeveseeve]

I clearly have a type

[drfrankensteinvsthequeerborgs]

whatever happened to Kali? I hope she’s having a lovely day and gets to incinerate Chuck sometime as a treat

[nobodymitskigabriel]

Was thinking how rare non-sexual intimacy must be in Gabriel's life. He watches Netflix wrapped in a blanket with Sam and it reminds him of the times he sat with Loki in front of a campfire. Lying in bed and talking to Sam makes him think of Kali. Being real and being vulnerable means living with ghosts from past lifetimes.

[woundlingus]

I will always be a submissive!Gabriel believer he’s a switch 100% but look at the women that guy fucks, he makes two really tall, busty, mean women to sleep with and then has them beat the shit out of Dean. Kali tells him she doesn’t love him, steals his blood, steals his blade and tries to kill him. Rowena spends a solid hour belittling the shit out of Gabriel before pushing him over into a dusty little corner of the bunker to blow him. That’s a guy who likes being told what to do, he’s obsessed with women who degrade him, this is a guy who needs his girlfriends to slap him with a couple fingers up his ass to get off.