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I'm just going to establish that the large boy is Mattheus and the willowy halloween gremlin is Kassian. sO. THERES A FACT.... Kassian has ghostly powers, including a limited ability to phase through objects. He can't phase mundane clothing on his back or other people. He phases through walls so often he forgets which doors are "pull" or "push". Theres typically a bit of confusion when he HAS to use one. MORE FACTS UNDER CUT!
Mattheus' super strength developed as a child and it was a difficult thing for him to control. He accidentally broke a bone in one of his brothers hands when playing and he felt so awful he wore oven mitts on his hands for a week, as if it would lessen the effects of his strength
Mattheus loves olives and Kassian loathes them entirely, so whenever offered some he'll give them to Mattheus. Kassian will finish whatever sweets Mattheus can' if the sweets are too rich.
Kassian has unnecessarily swoopy cursive for handwriting. Mattheus has very sharp and scratchy, large print. (His "S"'s all look like lightning bolts. It's very cute.)
Mattheus is the tallest person in his family. He's 6'5" (almost 200 cm) the second tallest is his brother, Torin at 5'7 (abt 173cm) by a few cm. Mattheus towers over everyone in his family.
Kassian is allergic to the entire season of Spring. Pollen is constantly assaulting his sinuses, he gets eaten alive by bugs, and he swears the springtime sun gives him hives. (it doesn't, he's being drama queen)
Neither of them get much of an opportunity to do artsy hobbies, but Mattheus is fairly skilled in pottery and ceramics, and kassian likes drawing flowers and dabbles in candle-making.
they're both monster-hunting partners that specialize in exterminating a very particular kind of monster. Kassian is a mage that specializes in dark and illusion magic where Mattheus is a fighter that specializes in two-handed heavy weapons. They're very good at it.
Yes, they've done the thing where Mattheus does pushups and Kassian sits on his back.
Kassian is very open with his expressions, (he's my muse for intense expression drawing) and body-language. He's very theatrical, but he's easily embarrassed and quick to shrink in on himself. Mattheus is outwardly very stoic but is actually very passionate and softhearted.
Mattheus is what people in their world call a "young god". It's a very demigod inspired concept, where god-like traits are given to humans via gods/guardians as a sort of "blessing" if a particular family was favored by a divine being, or if the human themself was favored. Mattheus (and his sis Mainara) was blessed by two sibling gods because they favored his mother's side (long story, but in short they both had the hots for his grandmother) to which his parents were like..."uh thanks i guess??"
Kassian is the kind of person who doesn't give pencils back/puts empty containers of food back in the pantry when he's done. Mattheus drinks milk out of the carton and sneezes unnecessarily loud. Both can cook, but they both wait til they have no clothes left to do laundry.
The way they fight relies on a sort of linking of mind and energy (the closest I can think of is "drift compatibility") in a way that grounds the other as sort of an anchor. It balances Kass's sensitivity to spiritual noise and Mattheus's grounded and focused nature.
Kassian easily picks up on hidden magical frequencies mattheus can't, and Mattheus's senses are heightened to "real world" sounds and smells Kassian can't detect. Mattheus is a good strategist/planner/tracker and Kassian can slither into places to scout.
Mattheus loves all animals but especially dogs. Big dogs. Kassian is a little skittish and hesitant around living things smaller than him, but typically likes quiet animals like cats and rabbits. Big animals love HIM though and he's been knocked over by many a large dog/creature
Kassian is 25 (December 24th) Mattheus is 23 (August 30th) [he often gets "you're a lot younger than you look" I think if you get to know him a little bit and the first impression of his height & strong features fade, you kind of see he still has a boyishness to his face]
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As much as I strongly dislike when a series kind of "cages" the self insert/OC potential of its audience, it's becoming pretty clear that there's a certain level of pre-determined-ness to Sinners and their appearances, almost to the point it's vaguely implied entire sections of Pentagram City are like, ethnically/visually distinct and that every character we see fits into some sort of category and resembles other people. There's an Overlord who's a giant raptor dinosaur and there are other dinosaur Sinners (and also she's like the club/rave based overlord and even has a business, Klub Kaiju, interesting). Valentino is a moth and there are other moths and different bugs like spiders. In the most recent episode showing flashbacks of Hell in Alastor's past, there was a past female Overlord who had the same multi-toned angular swirling hair as Velvette does. In Vox's studio in episode two, he has members of staff that are visually similar to his own aesthetic. Even up in Heaven, Angel's sister Molly still has her spider aesthetic with a halo and cherub wings
so, i guess, to go where I'm ACTUALLY going with this post.... Moth Reader who winds up catching Valentino's eyes because "oh wow we're both moths, isn't that cute" and it escalates into him seeing you as his property, ESPECIALLY if you also have weird drugging/pheromone powers like him
Like can you imagine it? You smack down into the city while he's like having lunch at a cafe or his limo is parked at a light and you're standing up all confused and helpless and cute, hugging yourself as you look around this loud violent scary new place, and you two wind up making exact eye contact and he can tell you're crying and scared, easy prey. Could you picture Reader's equivalent of his coat being that you're in a little hoodie or jacket or shawl and it just unwraps while you're sitting with him. Idk. You accidentally inhale some of his smoke and just give a cute little sneeze and your antenna and your wings are all just poofing out, you basically just equipped that shit from your inventory. On the fence if Reader would have chest fur but maybe your hair hair is really big and long and silky
Moth Reader having eye spots on their wings that can lull someone into hypnosis, or you have some sort of pheromone that makes people weak to your demands, maybe even horny for you, like some mind controlling queen bee ordering her drones. Val's in the bathroom and some creep grabs you and all of a sudden your antenna twitch and his face gets hit with a little puff of 'dust' and suddenly he's letting go of you, "oh my gosh sweetie I am so sorry, here, take all the money in my wallet, you deserve it, I'm so sorry queen, I'm gonna go jump into traffic, sorry queen, sorry, sorry, im a worm, sorry, sorry"
Valentino having unique reactions to your "pollen" as another moth or at least an addict with a tolerance. He buries his face in your neck so you "poof" him on purpose and he's just hotboxing your scent and getting high and horny while you're struggling and squealing. He forces you to use your powers on him and others so they can feel happy and high. At some point he may even force you to keep producing the powder so he can sell it as a drug or a product and at that point you're BIG INCOME for him, he might as well carry you around like his personal vape pen
Like. Can you even imagine "oh yeah Im super lucky enough that i have these powers to protect myself and potentially manipulate others" and you think you're safe and untouchable and this man is like using his fucking credit card to shift your powder into lines to snort it like a rail of cocaine. You can turn "normal" Sinners into your helpless pawns but it loses effectiveness the stronger the person is and this man is like HOTBOXING your shit, all but passing out on the couch with you in his arms in pure drug seeking unrestrained bliss. And then he fucks ya cause I mean, it's YOUR fault he's all hot and bothered now isn't it?
Just Reader not even knowing how much danger they're in because you just got here and have no idea who this guy is and you're just spinning around looking at your new appearance and flapping your little wings and maybe you can even float or fly a little bit, all happy, big big smiles, being all "oh my gosh this is so cool, I feel so cute ^^" and you don't even realize you're practically modeling yourself on a runway to one very, VERY interested customer...
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hi!! i’m not sure if you saw but sbg released a new episode!
i totally get if your still not taking requests for it, but i would love to see you write smthn with sick!tyler x reader (or the other way around) and whoever isn’t sick is just like super doting and caring.
i love your writing sm, your style is so engaging!!
Sickeningly sweet୧ ‧₊˚🩺 ⋅
Tyler Hernández x gn!reader
genre: fluff
summary: taking care of a sick and very stubborn Tyler!
A/N: WOAHH GUESS WHOS BACK?!? Did y’all miss me? >;D I feel so bad for this person they probably forgot about requesting this but.. it’s out now! Sorry if it’s short, I tried a new style so hope it’s aesthetically pleasing for everyone haha. anyways enjoy!!
Translations: mi Alma = my soul/my soulmate
— The flu. The deadliest of diseases to every man on this planet, making them lay in bed all day moping and whining through coughs and loud sneezes. That was the case for Tyler. He hasn’t been feeling well for a few days now, so Taylor decided to call you over because she said she couldn’t handle his pissy attitude much longer. You agreed without a word, coming by their house to check on the mess your boyfriend has become and boy was her description of his attitude spot on. He refused to take his medicine, whined whenever you woke him up to eat and was so careless that he threw his tissues wherever he wanted.
You sighed, pouring him the medicine for what felt like the hundredth time that day and inched the spoon closer to his mouth. He looked at you with those tired, puffy eyes, furrowing his brows at the bitter liquid he hated oh so much.
“No.”
You look at him in disbelief but take a deep breath to calm your nerves. You loved your boyfriend to the moon and back, willing to put your life on the line for him but when he was sick he was just unbearable.
“Ty, please for gods sake take the medicine.”
He shook his head, looking away from you like an angry child and huffed. You sigh, putting the medicine away. You sat on the edge of his bed in silence, your mind blank. Tyler noticed your quiet demeanour, rolling his eyes before pulling you on the bed with the little strength his sick body had. He lied down on top of you, hiding his face in the crook of your neck. Accepting your fate, you let him snuggle up to you, playing with his hair and humming to yourself since your phone was on the other side of the room and you doubt he’d let you go any time soon. He slowly dozes off, his grip loosens so you take the opportunity and get out of his grasp. You take the medicine again, lifting his head just a bit and put the spoon in his mouth. He swallowed but cursed a bit, rolling to his side and got back to sleeping.
You smiled softly, leaving him to rest for a while longer. He was slowly getting better each day and if he rested and took his medicine tomorrow he should be fine in about 2 days.
A few hours later, you cooked some soup with Tylers mom and Taylor, chatting away when you heard a door creak open. Tyler came into view, his hair messy and clothes soaked in sweat. You cringed slightly but dragged him to the bathroom, running him a bath. He hugged your body from behind, whispering a quiet ‘thank you’ before letting go. You were about to leave when he mumbled something you couldn’t understand. You turned to see him already in the bath tub and raise a brow.
“What?”
“What do you mean what?” He asks and furrows his brow, here it was again, his bratty attitude.
“What did you say just now?”
“I said stay!” He whisper-yelled, huffing in annoyance.
You nodded, smiling sweetly at him as you sat down next to the bath tub. You helped wash his hair, his shoulders relaxing under your gentle touch. You talked about random things that came to mind, telling him how the group missed his presence at school and what they were up to. He listened quietly, letting you talk since he loved the sound of your ‘angelic voice’ as he would put it.
You wash the rest of the soap away from his hair and leave the bathroom so he could get changed, going back to the kitchen to help out. You poured yourself and Tyler some soup, the bowls warming up as the boiling liquid was poured inside. You smiled, Tylers mom thanking you before going to the living room with her own bowl of soup along with Taylor. The sick boy finally showed himself, his sweatpants hanging loosely on his waist and his shirt was messily put on. Even tho you’ve dated for about half a year now you still blushed every time you saw him in such a state, or when he gave you kisses.. these gestures still made your stomach do flips and act like a 12 year old girl.
Tyler noticed your flushed state and walked over to you, kissing your cheek before sitting down to eat. You looked away, shoving a spoon full of soup in your mouth to distract yourself. He chuckled softly, making you look at him to see his soft smile. It wasn’t often he smiled like this with the group, always trying to be tough and he was mostly moody but he made exceptions from time to time.
“Thank you for taking care of me, I couldn’t have asked for a better partner then you.” He said and hugged your back, burying his head into your neck.
You smiled, putting away the dishes and turned around to hug him back. He was still a bit warm, but you could tell him temperature went down a good amount. He went to give you a kiss but you stopped him, putting your pointer finger on his lips.
“Nuh uh, no kisses for you, you’re still sick.”
He rolled his eyes, grabbing your wrist and put his other arm on the counter, caging you with his body. You knew it would be easy to get away, his body was still weak after all but you let him have his way just this once, completely ignoring the fact you would definitely get sick after this.
“A few germs won’t stop me from kissing mi Alma.”
He said with a little smirk on his face, leaning in and pressing a soft kiss to your lips. You smiled, cupping his cheeks before pulling away. He picked you up, walking to his bedroom and throwing you on the bed. You rolled your eyes, going to get up but you were stopped by Tyler laying himself on top of you.
“Ty, I need to go home my mom and dad will be worried.” You say with a groan, but he just shrugged, telling you to deal with it.
“You can stay the night, I’m sure they don’t mind. Your mom loves me anyway and your dad calls me son so it’s fine.”
You sigh, tangling your hand in his already messy hair without another word. He hummed, satisfied with the fact you stayed and slowly fell into the arms of unconsciousness once more. You too started to feel tired, letting your body rest after the long day of ‘playing nurse’.
Who would’ve guessed that the next morning you would be the one waking up with a raging head ache and a sore throat while Tyler was as energetic as he ever was, teasing you to no end. It was his turn to be so sickeningly sweet to you that you would get better in no time.
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some ghost headcanons bc I cannot stop thinking about him
can't handle spices for the life of him. thinks salt is spicy
HATES horror movies. they make him paranoid :(
super clingy. he loves physical touch, just snuggling up to someone and resting his head on top of theirs <3
he has this stupid little nokia phone that looks tiny in his hands. he says it's practical bc it's hard to break but really he just can't be bothered to upgrade to a new phone
really tech savvy tho. loves to code
he likes to share his things (i.e the ghost team cutscene)
has fallen asleep standing up many times. he's like a horse and it terrifies the recruits
snores so goddamn loud it literally vibrates through the floors
he sneezes loud too. it's like a bomb going off. he scares himself with how his sneeze is sometimes
keeps a picture of him and his team in shoe
the best sense of direction ever. it's actually kind of scary. you could be lost in the middle of nowhere and ghost will point in a random direction, totally guessing and you'll end up out of the forest and back in civilisation
he says the worst jokes. they're so bad that they're kinda good
he's a cat person through and through. he likes dogs, sure, but he loves cats. especially black cats
only takes boiling hot showers. if the water isn't burning his skin, he doesn't want it. he doesn't like baths, it's too quiet and most of them are too small for him to fit into anyways
nsfw headcanons below the cut
when i said he was clingy, i meant it. this man will keep you in bed for hours, cock buried inside you as he lazily rocks back and forth.
sometimes he falls asleep while still inside you and gets really grumpy when you try to get up
loves pubic hair. he goes crazy when his partner has hair down there. he just thinks it's so damn hot
he likes shoving his fingers in your mouth. not to shut you up (though he does that a lot) but he just likes watching you gag a little on his fingers and then suckle on them softly
100% a brat tamer. he loves when his partners are fiery and playfully
he likes pliable, soft people as well. likes to see how obedient they are and how far they'll go to please him
he gives the best head it's actually insane
he's a hairy boy. absolutely covered in hair, especially on his chest and thighs
he can be so mean but so sweet in bed. cooing praises while he bends you over his knee, or stroking your hair as he makes you gag on his cock
LOVES to pull you onto his lap and grope you. he will grab you by the hips and try to yank you into his laps whenever you're near. just loves having you near/on him at all times
#gender neutral reader#ghost cod#ghost#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#ghost x gender neutral reader#simon riley x gender neutral reader#ghost headcanons#simon riley headcanons#ghost smut#ghost fluff
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What killed the show for you?
A lot, actually. But it wasn't all at once. It was like slowly creeping in, and then the rest hit me in the face with a loud, resounding BAM.
It started off with noticing how Marinette was being treated. Like I said before, she was being punished for basically everything she did. She could sneeze at the wrong moment and the show would 'punish' her for that behavior and basically show everyone that by sneezing she ruined the ambiance of whatever was going on.
She had to apologize for things that weren't her fault but it was painted out like she was.
Made her crush/love for Adrien seem super creepy as opposed to his love for Ladybug.
Marinette has basically only been allowed temporary happiness. She had to see a future when the world ended all because she wanted to do something for Adrien and 'abused' her power as Ladybug... if that were an actual rule you would think that Gabriel would have been slapped in the face down into a grave with how he used his Miraculous.
From there is got worse, then other characters started to get terrible writing when Lila arrived. She was an interesting antagonist, but like they hammed her up so much. She would be on screen and the writing for the surrounding characters got worse. It was odd and it didn't make watching enjoyable anymore. It was frustrating! Like you mean to tell me no one else caught on to her ridiculous lies besides Marinette and Marinette only knows because of her creepy crush making her stalk Adrien? Wack.
And like the whole class fell for it? Nah, there would be some who don't, and the fact they decided no, everyone will believe her except Marinette is lazy and ridiculous. Maybe if her lies were more believable I'd tolerate it but from that point on the show just frustrated me.
There was nothing to look forward to despite me desperately clutching at the show and begging it to catch my attention and affection once more.
There's also the fact that the show has like no to little continuity. Even shows meant for younger audiences have SOME. And I know because my nephew watches so many shows, he is currently 5, so I think you can guess the kind of shows he watches. Even they have some levels of continuity and it make sense!
ML doesn't have that or didn't before I stopped watching.
They have a romance they are desperately trying to sell as true love.
They have a villain they tried to get you to see has doing the wrong thing for the right reasons.
A villain they also tried to sell loved his son but it couldn't be more obvious that he doesn't.
They have the notion of friendship concurs all, but it's not really sticking, much like undercooked pasta to a wall.
And other reasons.
But hey, these are my reasons, and I am in no way saying other fans should stop watching. If they can still find things about the show enjoyable, then I'm happy for them! I hope they have a great time following the show as it continues.
It's just not for me anymore.
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Oh my god something happened at work that had my brain whirring
I was working with this one coworker who I have a bit of a flirty/teasing relationship with
At one point I felt the need to sneeze, and unlike usual it didn’t disappear, and I sneezed into my elbow (I was also wearing a mask). I didn’t stifle but I guess it wasn’t super loud cause I didn’t want to draw attention to myself? My coworker called out “bless you” from across the room, and I didn’t respond because I’m awkward as shit about sneezing. A few seconds pass, and he walks back into the front, and with that kinda teasing twinkle he says “did you just supress that?” and I was like “…what??” and he said “it sounded like you suppressed that sneeze” and I said “I don’t think so?? I think that’s just how I sneeze” and he was like “You sure? I feel like I heard a little stifling. Juuust a little stifle” HE LITERALLY USED THE WORD STIFLE IM SCREAMING. And I kinda answered something that I don’t really remember because at that point my brain was kinda short circuiting.
Needless to say I was ridiculously flustered but I think I managed to hide it okay 😅
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Fart imagine!
And slight sickfic? (Only at the end)
B was in bed and enveloped in A’s arms in their partners bed.
They've only been together a couple of weeks but they've barely been apart since they made it official. Which of course is why their in the predicament their in now, problem; they just ripped total ass, luckily it was quiet but their not 100% certain A is asleep and they haven't even gotten close to farting in front of each other yet, the only thing ugly they've seen of each other is little bickering over what ice cream to buy or having massive hangovers in the morning, but god does he feel bloated and uncomfortable, they had a great meal at this Italian place and he mistakenly had wayy too much dairy. Mozzarella sticks as an appetizer. They shared Fondue for the entree and cheesecake for dessert. B wasn’t lactose intolerant at all but this was definitely an overload of diary for the body and god do they need to do it again.
They shift slightly so their on their back and can muffle it completely into the mattress. They have to push a little so grunting quietly they let it out. And oh god does it feel good. But shit it's not silent and shit it's bubbly and vibrating the bed. It's been about 5 seconds and it's still going strong. That's when B sniffles and hummer softly. Fuck B thinks still farting away.
"B" A whispers in his neck. And oh god when will this fart end. Just a moment of silence and he can identify when A becomes concise of the situation.
"B" he giggles. "Is that you? Are you passing gas?" Finally it tapers off with some smaller and quicker bubbles that sound quite wet.
"Oh god I'm sorry excuse me." B says a bit mortified. They hear A giggle again. "It's perfectly okay."
But not a second later smell hits them. "Oh gosh that's ripe" A says and buries his nose in B's neck.
"Sorrry" B says sheepishly.
"It's fine babe." A chuckles. "I didn't mean to be gross but my stomach is super bloated."
"It's fine I told you, we're spending a lot of time together and I want you to be comfortable letting your body do what it needs to even in front of me. Plus I'm glad u broke the barrier first. I would've been embarrassed." B rolls their eyes lovingly "well thanks I guess."
A kisses his shoulder. "It really stinks though." B snorts "ya I just passed another one, excuse me."
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A Few weeks later
The two were watching a movie on the couch and eating popcorn. A was snuggled on B’s lap in sweats and a hoodie, A had a bit of a cold and A looked cozy and adorable despite the red dry skin around their nose and lack of color in their face. They were only 20 minutes in when A launched into an abrupt sneeze into his hands and simultaneously his bottom quacked a short but loud fart on B’s lap. B froze and the only noise for a second was a sniffle from A before they let out a loud cackle.
"Finally” B announces
"What?" B asked congestedly.
"Now we both broken the barrier."
A only groans
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Two different 3am stories copy and pasted together to create this, apologies for any mistakes after doing so. I didn't reread before posting. It's been sitting for months now.
Sickie; Taehyung with snz/cough and fever. Green zone means vom, not important to story but its staying. Skip to next green line to avoid.
Caretaker: Jin (a bit of Namjoon)
"Heh'ehhitch!" The sound of Taehyung's sneeze echos throughout the hotel room, followed by a wet sniffle.
Jin bolts up right, startled by the sudden loud sound. "Taehyung-ah you scared me.." He yawns out the words. "That's the fifth sneeze Tae, I think you're coming down with something.."
"I'm sorry Hyung. I think it's something in the air here.. my nose has been bothering me since we landed.." Taehyung goes into the bathroom to blow his nose, loudly filling the wad of toliet paper with mucus.
"Did you take any allergy pills?"
"Jungkookie gave me some this morning.. I guess they..ah..ha..Heh'ehhitch!" Taehyung sneezes into the tissue with a roar. "Heh'ehhitchaaugh...!" Another sneeze follows, followed by a cough, his sneezes starting to leave his throat feeling raw. "Hyung it hurts.." Taehyung whines, returning to his bed. "Do you think Jungkookie is still awake?"
"It's two in the morning Vuu, and he was super jet lagged. I don't think he'd be up and he's a super heavy sleeper." Jin tries to call him anyway when he sees Taehyungs eyes water. "Okay, okay I'll call."
"No its not that.. I just..hehtchii!" Taehyung muffled his sneeze with his arm. "Ah..ahchtich..!"
Is that Taehyung?
Namjoon sends a text to the group chat. His room was right next to theirs and he could tell Taehyung's monstrous sneezes anywhere.
I think I'm allergic to something here.🥺 do you have any allergy pills? Or maybe Hobi-hyung?
Taehyung sends a text back to him, trying to ignore the itch building up in his nose, but to no avail. "Aa..attchetu..! Ugh..." Taehyung pinches the bridge of his nose. "Heh'ehhitchaa..mmm.."
Hoba is asleep, and I don't have any. Sorry Tae. I could see if there's any store open nearby for you.
Namjoon messages back.
No, it's okay.. I'll wait until morning..
"Jaykay didn't answer." Jin informs him with a frown. "Are you sure you want to wait until morning? Me and Joonah can go together."
"Do we at least have something for a headache? I'll be fine if we have tha..tha..." Taehyung stops talking feeling another sneeze coming, but this time it doesn't come leaving him with just the painful pressure."mmm..."
"I think I have something..hold on, I'll look." Jin gets up to check his bag, finding the small travel size packet he was looking for. "Here Tae, hold this while I get you some water.
Taehyung rips the packet open, taking the small tablet out of the package. "H..heh..tchu!" He drops it somewhere on the bed when he covers his nose his cupped hands covering in mucus.
"Taehyung-ah, I said to hold it, not open it..don't worry. I'll find it.." Jin puts the water bottle on the side table, going in the bathroom to get a washcloth, wetting it to wash Taehyung off.
"Euuh.." Taehyung looks at his hands with disgust.
"Let hyung wash you up." Jin dabs near Taehyung's nose, cleaning the yellow-tinged mucus from his face, then wiping off his hands. "There, all done. Now, don't move until I find where you dropped the pill."
Taehyung tries to sit still, but a sneeze snuck up on him without any warning. "Actichivvah...!" Taehyung sneezes on Jin, eyes growing wide. "I'm sorry..I'm sorry!" Taehyung bows in apology.
"Taehyung, I'm not mad. It was an accident. You can't help it if you don't feel well, just try to cover it next time,okay?" Jin says soothingly,holding the round pill in his hand. "Open your mouth."
Taehyung obeys, Jin placing the pill on his tongue, giving him the water to swallow it down, not letting him hold either in case another sneeze came.
"Good, now lay down and get some sleep.. we'll get you feeling better in the morning." Jin pulls the blanket over Taehyung.
"Jinnie-hyung?" Taehyung asks softly, coughing under the blanket.
"What is it Tae?"
"Will you sleep next to me?"
"I'll lay with you for a bit, but then I'm going to my bed okay? It'll be hard for me to sleep with you sneezing and coughing.."
"Then nevermind. It's okay." Taehyung tries to sound indifferent about it, but Jin could hear the disappointment in his voice.
Jin puts in his earbuds to tune out Taehyungs sneezing, turning off the light. "Alright, I'll sleep next to you, but try not to sneeze on me."
Taehyung nods, hugging his pillow to his chest to cover his face as another cough comes. Jin wraps around Taehyung's small frame, hugging him from behind. "Good night, Tae."
Jin woke up feeling uncomfortably warm, trying to push the blanket away, still half asleep. Why is it so hot? Only when his blanket started coughing did he fully wake. "Taehyung-ah you're burning up.."
Taehyung was still asleep,laying on Jin's chest, his leg pinning him to the bed. His cheeks were now flushed red like his nose and a layer of sweat covered his body.
"Oh Tete, I don't think it's just allergies..I think you're sick.." Jin whispers when he sees he's still asleep not daring to wake him. I need to tell the others. We were supposed to meet up in the morning..Jin moves Taehyung's bangs that plastered his face to behind his ear. My poor baby..you're definitely going to break out.. I need to try to get this sweat off you..
Jin gently pushes up Taehyung's shirt to try to get what he could off, using the blanket to dab the sweat off of him, noticing the hives have already started on his lower back. "Aiigo.."
Jin slowly rolls Tae off of him, only getting a small whine as a complaint. "It's okay Vuu I'll be right back.." He gets his phone off the bed and goes in the bathroom, calling Namjoon and putting it on speaker.
"Hyung you're up early. Did you sleep well?" Namjoon responds quickly to the call.
"Joon Tae is sick.. we need to find some medicine. I put you on speaker phone so i can look something up.." Jin gets right to the point when he hears Taehyung sneezing again.
"Heh'ehhitch...ahh.." Taehyung whines, sitting up slowly but falling back down on the pillow when vertigo hits him. . "Hyung...?" He looks around the room for Jin, but the dizziness blurred his vision. "Seok..ah..ah Heh'ehhitch.. Heh'ehhitxch.." Taehyung sneezes into the blanket. It feels like someone's trying to push my eyes out from the inside.. Taehyung whined miserably as he felt the itch switch from his nose to his throat a cough rattling his chest.
"Why do you sound so worried? We can get him some allergy medicine, and he'll be okay." Namjoon replies unaware of the situation.
"No, it's not that. He has a fever now, and it's not clear runny nose snot anymore, it's thick yellow goo, that means he has some sort of infection. He's actually sick." Jin's speaks quickly, looking up the difference on his phone.
"Calm down Hyung. Even if he caught a cold we can get him some proper medicine. Is he still asleep?"
"He was asleep when I left the bed to call.." Jin quickly wets a washcloth and goes back to the main room, dropping it when he sees Taehyung coughing uncontrollably into the blanket, eyes streaming with tears. "Aiigo, Taehyungie don't cry.. Hyung here.." Jin places the phone down on the bed to wrap around Taehyung.
"Oh sh*t.." Namjoon speaks in English. "I'm already out and about right now. I decided to get some fresh air before we got ready to practice on stage.."
"The concert.." Taehyung feels his heart shattering. The reason why they flew there is that they were going a three day concert. I can hardly breathe, how will I be able to sing?
The tears flowed harder, leaving Taehyung gasping for air.
"Namjoon-ah be quiet! Don't talk about it right now." Jin scolds him the usually carefree vocalist glaring at the phone.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so stupid.." Namjoon didn't mean to upset Taehyung. He wanted to tell him he had time to recover, but he didn't want to bring his hopes up."We'll figure this out okay?Seojinnie Hyung keep your distance so you don't get sick too.."
"Namjoon, hang up the phone." Jin speaks in a serious tone when Taehyung quickly pushes him away from him.
I already sneezed on him and had him hold me all night. There's no way he's not going to get sick, too.. Taehyung sobs into the pillow. I don't know if we can do the show with two missing members..
"Vuu, baby come here. You didn't know and I should've been more careful, so it's my fault too. It's okay. No one's upset at you." Jin pulls Taehyung close, but his words weren't getting through to him. "Taehyung, Tae you have to breathe.." He says in a panic when Taehyung starts coughing without any signs of stopping. "Please Tae, it's okay, I'd rather be suffering with you than see you like this, it's breaking my heart.." Jin pries the pillow away from Taehyung's face feeling his chest tighten as he pulls him to his chest, just stroking his hair.
Taehyung takes a few deep breaths to try to slow his breathing, hearing Jin's accelerated heartbeat. "I.i'm s..sorry.. i..I didn't mean to sc..a. ah..etchiuu!" A sneeze stops him mid-sentence, sneezing into his arm. "I..I'm sorry.." Taehyung sniffles.
"Hey Tae?" Jin asks suddenly. "What do you call an apologetic fruit?"
"Huh..?" Taehyung is taken by surprise by the sudden question.
"What do you call an apologetic fruit?" Jin smiles when he sees Taehyung's breath becoming more steady. "
"Oh..I think you told me the answer before..wait.." Taehyung sniffles. "Heh'ehhitch..ahh.. It was sagwa!"
"Well what did zero say to eight?" Jin asks before Taehyung could go back to worrying about the future events.
Taehyung just looks at him with a confused expression, scratching at his belly. His mind was fogging from the fever. "I don't know.."
"Nice belt." Jin laughs at his own joke, getting a small smile out of the young vocalist. Jin continued to tell him jokes until it looked like Taehyung forgot why he was crying, stopping when Taehyung's giggle turns into a cough.
It worked.. but he still isn't looking good... Jin sighs. "Are you feeling a little better?"
"I'm calmer now.. but Hyung.. it hurts.. to breathe.." Taehyung's breath comes out in short gasps, his throat swollen and his nose completely clogged. "What am I gonna do..?"
"I know, Namjoonie will bring you some medicine to help.. We need to worry about getting you better before anything else." Jin goes in the bathroom taking the roll of toliet paper from the roll and bringing it to him. "Here Tete."
Taehyung tries his best to clear his nose, but no matter how much came out, it was like more magically appeared. "Heh'ehhitchii." Another round of sneezes come, his constant rubbing to try to keep it from dripping, irritating it further. "Heh'ehhitch..Heh'ehhitxch!..a..ahh.achtchi...!" Each sneeze was louder than the one before it, jolting his body. "Mmmm..." Taehyung sniffles whining softly, the drainage into his throat causing him to cough. He rubs his hand across his chest to try to ease the pain. Now, not only does my head and throat hurt, but my ribs too..
Namjoon knocks on the door, Jin jumping up to answer, peeking through the peep hole before opening the door for him.
Namjoon enters, spilling the contents of one of his shopping bags onto the desk, finding his new thermometer, using it to scan Taehyung's temperature. "We gotta get it down, it's on the borderline of being a high grade fever.." Namjoon frowns at the orange flashing number.
Jin was already cracking the seal of the cold medicine Namjoon brought. "I'll get him in the bath."
"I don't want to get up..my head feels all floaty.." Taehyung says in a rough whisper. "My voice..."
"Shh..don't talk, you'll make it worse.." Jin hands him the medicine. "Here Vuu, take this for me."
Taehyung swallows the medicine down, reaching for the water to wash it down. "Hyung.."
Taehyung falls forward, Namjoon putting out his arm to catch him. "Woah, Tae. I got ya.."
Taehyung closes his eyes tightly waiting for the dizziness to fade, nausea swirling in the pit of his stomach. "I.." Taehyung tries to convey his needs to Namjoon, but his voice breaks off into a cough. I'm going to be sick.. "Nam.." His stomach sloshed painfully, pushing up his dinner from last night. Taehyung wraps his hand around himself with another bout of coughing, unable to get the words out, letting out a whine in frustration.
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"Sh*t..Seokjin get a waste bin.." Namjoon finally understood what he desperately wanted, quickly jumping onto the bed to anchor him onto the bed as he doubled over the waste bin Jin brought him.
Taehyung gagged on the thick mucus mixed with bile that filled his throat. His body trembled with effort as he heaved everything in his body, burping up mouthfuls of mostly digested pork belly and rice.
"It's okay, it's okay.. I got you.. just let it all out.. You're okay.." Namjoon strokes his hand across Taehyung's back, drawing shapes.
Taehyung didn't feel like he would be okay. His body was being pushed past its limits, even after he had nothing left he couldn't stop the dry heaves.
"Vuu.. Try to take deep breaths for me okay? Deep breaths baby.." Jin strokes his hair and he speaks softly to him. Taehyung tried to be obedient to his eldest hyung, but when he tried to breathe in, it caused him to cough.
"I know it hurts, but please.. keep trying okay Tae?" Namjoon encourages him, gently holding the youngers swollen throat to ease some of the pain.
Taehyung manages to take a few breaths, the gagging dying down, leaning into Namjoon. He tried to speak, but his throat was so raw nothing came but a breathy whisper that just looked like he was mouthing the words.
"Here, wash out your mouth Tae.." Jin gives him a water bottle, holding a small cup. Taehyung takes a mouthful of water, swishing it in his mouth before spitting it out in the cup.
"Is your stomach feeling any better now?" Namjoon asks, rubbing his hand across Taehyung's stomach.
Taehyung nods, then makes makes a gesture for telephone.
"Good idea. You can text instead. "Jin searches for it, finding it on the table. "Here Tae."
Taehyung types in a note app.
I got realy dizzy, and it made me feel sick to my stomacj, I'm okay noq.. I think it's just stress.. I just want to lay down for a bit..I still feel bad..
Taehyung's hands shook when he typed, making him hit the wrong keys.
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Namjoon gently moves Taehyung to a laying position, leaving the bed when he hears his phone vibrating in his pocket. "I'm sorry, but I got to take this.." Namjoon frowns looking at his phone.
"It's okay if you need to go. I'll take care of Taehyungie. Thanks for going shopping for me."
Jin whispers as he hears Namjoon talking to one of the directors on the phone.
Namjoon bows apologeticly before nodding, leaving Jin alone with Taehyung again.
"I have to bring down that fever.." Jin evaluates the situation he's in, watching the sleeping figure on the bed.
I could carry him to the bath, but he's so weak right now, I don't even think he could keep his head above the water.
Jin opts to use a wet cloth, gently stripping Taehyung down to his boxers.
"Heh'ehhitch..!" Taehyung sneezes when his shirt brushes against his nose.
"I'm sorry Tae-yah. I didn't mean to wake you, go back to sleep Baby.."
Taehyung curls into a tight ball, shivering from the cold sweat that coated his body. It's cold..
"I know, I know..please just wait a bit and I'll hold you. I just need to try to cool you off a bit. I'll be right back."
Taehyung reaches for Jins hand before he walks away, but underestimates how far he is grabbing at the air. Jin uses the hotel ice bucket to hold water, bringing it to the table to gently wipe off the sweat that covered Tae's body. Taehyung shiveres, trying to push it away.
"Now, now please don't fight me, it's for your own good. Stop it. The faster i can do this the sooner i can give you cuddles." Jin holds his hands still, continuing his sponge bath, making gentle circles, humming softly.
"Heh,'ehhitchew!" Taehyung's sneezes were also starting to lose their power, becoming quieter. That didn't stop them from being messy, though. Jin wipes his face clean again, relieved when he notices the vocalist had fallen asleep again.
Using the opportunity to escape to the best of his ability, he goes to check his arsenal of supplies. Cold Medicine, vitimins, two boxes of tissue, ginseng tea,cough drops, cooling cloths,water bottles, pain killers,a whole bag full of food...
Jin's stomach rumbled at the thought of food, pulling out a pack of instant ramen.
I'll eat while he's asleep.. I need to get him to try to eat when he wakes up..
Jin takes a break from taking care of Taehyung boiling some water. His nose started developing an itch similar to Taehyung's a quiet sneeze escaping him. "Hehtigh.." I sure hope that's the only one..
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As Fate Would Have It
❥ Valentines Drabbles: Day 11
❥ Pairing: Sick Kate x Sick Reader
❥ Wordcount: 1070
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AN: Well, this ‘drabble’ turned out longer then expected… oops (also its not edited, because I enjoy letting you all read my dreadful grammar”
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Fate. You didn’t really believe in fate. Or at least that’s what you used to believe. But that belief was soon changed, all be it in the strangest way.
Who would ever think something as simple as a meer cold could bring two people together. Of course you’d seen her around. The girl in the apartment across the hall. That dark haired girl - the one with the amazing style, super cute smile, and oh just thinking of her sparkling eyes was enough to bring a gentle blush to your face. You’d spoken to her once or twice. You’d learned her name was Kate. Each time you spoken, you learned more about her and it only increased the more that you wanted to know but you’d always been too nervous to invite her in…
But you’d never guess that this would be the way you’d finally interact. It started with a cold. You’d woken up that morning with a horribly stuffed-up nose and a headache which felt akin to be being stomped on by multiple elephants at once.
You dragged yourself out of bed and shivered helplessly feeling the cool air hit your skin as you staggered to the bathroom. You grumbled in annoyance as you opened your cabinet and discovered that there was nothing there, nothing that you needed atleast. A half-full tube of toothpaste and an empty packet of paracetamol were the only items on the shelf inside.
That’s it. You’d have to go to the shop. Coughing as you did, you forced yourself to change into something that would make you at least look somewhat alive and stumbled out of your apartment down to the closest shop.
Loud, busy and crammed. Those were the three words you’d used to describe the atmosphere of the shop. Wanting as little human contact as possible, you made a bee-line for the pharmaceutical aisle.
To your surprise, the shop shelves were dwindling in supplies to say the least. Cold and Flu season seemed to be taking its toll of their stock. Not wanting to be here much longer, you quickly picked up two bottles of cold medicine and some throat lozenges - cherry flavoured of course. You heard the sound of a feminine sneeze somewhere else in the shop and that reminded you of the final thing you needed. Tissues.
It took you longer then expected to find them and as you did, only one remaining box sat on the shelf where they should’ve been. A sense of relief washed over you as you extended out your hand to take them but instead of grabbing the tissues, your hand touched something else.
Another hand.
A small gasp left your chest as you recognised your neighbour. Her easy identifiable hair hanging in loose threads beside her face. She smiled sweetly at you, the only flaw in the image being her sniffling nose and fever flushed cheeks. And she gave a small laugh as you both retracted your hands from the box.
“Sorry did you want this?” Her voice was different, raspy. In a way it was strangely intoxicating.
“You got this cold too?” You asked as she briefly turned away from you to stifle a high pitch sneeze into her hoodie.
“I think the whole city has it.” She groaned, trying to subtly wipe her nose with her sleeve, “I came here to get some supplies, I guess you did too?” She said, nodding down to your basket.
You nodded, turned away from her slightly to muffle a chesty sounding cough into your elbow which was soon followed by a set of sickly, wet sneezes.
“Bless you,” Kate offered as she hesitantly reached out to rub your shoulder, “You really don’t sound too good.” That was true, but her words were rich considering that she had to turn away to cough too only moments later.
“Well… I guess I should let you have these then.” You smiled, picking up the tissue box and holding it out to her.
“No, no. You take them.” Kate shook her hand, pushing the tissues back towards you, “I’ll just pick up some kitchen roll or something, that’ll do.”
“No- Kate, that’ll only make your nose all chapped, you should take them-“
“I’ll have them!” And with that a spritely young man took the box from the both of your hands, tucking it under his arm and leaving without another word. Leaving the two of you absolutely stunned, your mouths hanging open in shock.
“What…”
“The hell.” You interjected, finishing her sentence.
“What the hell was that?” Kate’s voice lifted a few octaves with her shock, “who does that?!”
You and Kate exchange looks of sheer, unquenchable disbelief. It feels so absurd that something like this was happening to you personally. "Did you... did you know him?" Kate queries, her shock giving way to righteous fury. "What kind of rude little twat snatches something from our hands and just runs?" "Who does that?!" She repeated as you watched on with shock.
“An idiot… thats who.” You shook your head, and a moment of silence stretched out before Kate quickly snapped out to sneeze down into her hands.
“Bless you Katie. I suppose we better both get some kitchen roll.” You reached to squeeze her own shoulder, echoing the gesture she had given you earlier. The pair of you walked from the aisle towards the kitchen supplies and went to grab a packet of kitchen roll. But just as you picked it up, it revealed something else, something hidden out of sight behind it.
Another tissue box… this time it really was the very last one.
You and Kate shared another glance, this time one of relief at the fact that your noses wouldn’t have to suffer the abuse of itchy, uncomfortable kitchen roll. But there was still one problem. Who would get the box?
“We could share it?” Kate offered, filling the silence, “My apartment’s empty if you wanted to come over, this way we can both use them. If- if you wanted of course.”
“That’s a great idea.”
And by the end of the night, the two of you were safely huddled under Kate’s big blanket as you sat on her sofa sharing stories and getting to know each other. That fateful tissue box sitting right in the middle of you. Who knew you’d meet your future girlfriend this way. You didn’t, but fate certainly did.
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Corroded Coffin prompt from @ohgodnonotthis - We know eddie would be the type to look up his band and all that fun shit- imagine if he found kink content of himself and/or the band and, instead of being weirded out, he critiques and fact checks it.
A.K.A the one where Steve tells Eddie about the kink
This was so fun to work on - Part two coming SOON • As always, thanks to @dontfeeltoohot for helping me brainstorm. -KB
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The guys are all sitting in Tim’s living room talking about the upcoming gigs that they are playing. Eddie’s staring intently at his phone, face scrunched up in thought.
“Ummmm Eds, you wanna share with the class?”
Eddie looked up and blushed slightly.
“Oh my god are you googling us again? You gotta stop doing that man.” Jeff rolled his eyes in a playful way.
“Okay but this is so interesting??” Eddie commented, “I was looking at some random shit online and I stumbled upon this post that said my nose was cute…”
“And??” Gareth prodded.
“And I sort of went down the rabbit hole a bit. Did you know… some people are into sneezing?”
“What do you mean they’re into sneezing?” Jeff asked.
“Like they’re into it, dumbass, what do you think I meant? Like here this post here - I bet Eddie is a messy sneezer - like if anyone’s a messy sneezer it’s Fuckin Gareth!”
Tim and Jeff laughed, Gareth playfully punching his best friend in the arm. The younger man points down at Eddie’s screen.
“Oh yeah? Well they fucking nailed this one: I bet Eddie is clingy when he’s sick.”
Eddie scoffed. “You must be joking. No I’m not?!”
“Yes you are!” The other three said in unison before laughing.
Now it was Eddie’s turn to roll his eyes and he kept scrolling.
“Stop!” Tim pointed as he skimmed over his friends shoulder. “That says they think I sneeze super loud?? Is it just because I’m bigger? That’s Gareth again!”
“Yeah and Jeff actually sneezes the most… not me.” Eddie mumbles.
They all chuckle before Gareth speaks. “We should critique them. Spill the beans about how Jeff is an angry sick person because he misses his mommy. Or how Tim’s kitten sneeze is a secret.”
He was joking, of course, but they all considered for a moment before laughing and switching subjects.
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At the end of the night, Eddie had a call from Steve. He picked up the phone and they chatted about their day as Eddie walked to his car and started it up.
“So Steve you’ll never guess what we saw online today. There’s a corner of the Internet where fans are like. Into our sneezes??”
Steves heart stopped as pure adrenaline rushed through his body. Eddie knew about the kink. What the fuck.
“Hmm that’s weird.” Steve lied through his teeth trying to cover for himself.
“No it’s not.”
There was a pause. “What?”
Eddie laughed, “I said no it’s not. It’s not weird. It’s kinda cute. Plus we don’t kink shame in this household Steven.” He teased.
“I uh…. Ummm.” Steve was debating what to do before he just ripped the band aid off, “Im part of that corner, Eddie. I have a sneeze kink…”
Eddie laughed again, “That’s so cute Steve, are you serious???”
“Yeah don’t laugh.”
“Sorry it’s just. That’s so you. So you like it when I sneeze? Like it turns you on or something?”
“Yes. That doesn’t weird you out?”
“No Steve. I always think it’s gross when I sneeze. Im more than happy to know it’s a turn on for you, I mean what?!”
There’s silence.
“So you really are part of that community?” Eddie asks gently, not wanting Steve to feel uncomfortable.
“Yeah I am.” The younger man says barely above a whisper.
“And you let these people THINK that I’m clingy when I’m sick???? You didn’t correct them?”
Steve laughed audibly, “What is there to correct Eddie? You are clingy when you’re sick!!”
Eddie knew Steve couldn’t see him, but he pouted anyways before he got a wicked grin.
“I don’t think I’m clingy when I’m sick. But now that I know you’re into it? I’m about to be.”
TBC 😈😈
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ꕥ !! Author's Note !! ꕥ
Hey guys! So this will be my first ever Fanfiction ever, I guess? I mean I published few stories on different accounts but I wasn't really that much fluent in English, given by the fact that it has MULTIPLE grammatical errors and such that made it so hard to read ngl (and cringe). But anyways! Here is a snippet my fanfic "Just Got Lucky". It's a fanfiction based of THE BOYS. If you want to read more, I'm more active on WATTPAD than TUMBLR. I'll try my best to update asap! Thanks and Enjoy yall!!
Just Got Lucky
CHAPTER FIVE: Cherry Bomb
WORDS: 1224
!! Spoilers Ahead !!
"Please. I won't tell anyone you kidnapped me. Release me, and you'll be known as the person who saved Translucent. I won't tell Homelander anything, I promise just please let me go." Translucent begged. Sky knelt down to his level, her expression a mix of confusion and amusement. "Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You want me to let you go, so you can what? Go back to being a giant invisible douchebag? Do you hear yourself right now?"
Translucent's face twisted in panic. "I'm serious! Just let me go, and I'll make sure Homelander never finds out about this."
Sky snorted. "Oh, yeah, because your word is worth so much right now. 'Hey, Homelander, don't worry about the whole kidnapping thing, we're totally cool.' Yeah, that's gonna fly."
"I... I can help you! I have connections!" Translucent stammered, trying to come up with a convincing argument.
Sky's face lit up with mock realization. "Oh, connections! Why didn't you say so? Let me just unlock this cage real quick so you can introduce me to your little invisible friends."
She stood up, shaking her head and chuckling. "You know, for someone who's supposed to be invisible, you sure can't see the reality of your situation. You're just a guy who got caught with his pants down. Literally, I might add. Not a good look."
As Sky turned to leave, she glanced back at Translucent one last time. "Enjoy the view, Shiny Butt," she said and gave him the middle finger.
With that, she walked out of the cellar, slamming the door shut behind her. Translucent's desperate pleas echoed inside the room, but Sky ignored them, feeling a strange sense of satisfaction. Maybe this world needed a little less of Translucent and a lot more people willing to stand up to the so-called heroes. It's time to know that their actions have consequences.
Her moment of dark excitement was cut short when she saw Hughie rushing towards her, his face pale.
"Sky...Homelander's here," Hughie said, his voice trembling with anxiousness.
Sky's eyes widened, and she slapped a hand to her forehead dramatically. "Oh, fantastic. Just what we needed. Vought's psychopathic hero."
Hughie glanced nervously over his shoulder. "What do we do?"
Sky put her hands on her hips," We've got the most dangerous superhero on the planet knocking on our door, and we're hiding in what smells like the world's worst abandoned meat locker. Great planning, everyone!"
Hughie was visibly shaking. "Sky, this is serious."
Sky turned to him, her face a mask of exaggerated calm. "Serious? Hughie, we're about to have a showdown with the guy who could probably kill us all with a sneeze."
She started pacing, thinking out loud. "Alright, alright. Plan A: We throw Translucent at him and run for it. Plan B: We act super casual, like, 'Oh hey, Homelander, didn't see you there. Just having a casual hangout with your invisible buddy.'"
Hughie looked horrified. "None of those plans sound good."
Butcher stormed in, catching the tail end of Sky's "plan." He looked furious. "What the bloody hell are you on about, Sky? This ain't a time for your bloody jokes."
Sky turned to Butcher and widened her eyes, "Okay that was too much, I'm sorry."
Butcher's eyes narrowed. "This is serious business. Homelander's not some prat you can just take the piss out of. We need a proper plan."
"Oh, shit. Oh, shit! He could see us. He's got X-ray vision. He can see through the fucking roof." Hughie panicked, pacing back and forth. "And super fucking hearing. You pull that detonator, he will hear," Frenchie said, adding salt to the wound.
"We've got to throw him off scent..." Butcher paused and looked at Frenchie, "Pittsburgh." He shook his head and placed his hands on the table, contemplating whether to do the plan or not. "Do you know how much this will cost me?" Frenchie worried.
"Put it in the tab," Butcher said while smirking, both men leaving the two behind.
"Guys?", Hughie looked at Sky who was busy typing on her phone, "Calm down, Hughie. It's just Aaron. He's been sending me memes. Honestly, if I don't reply, he'll start calling me, and you know how that goes."
"We don't have time for memes, Sky! This is serious. We need to focus. Frenchie's rigging the place to blow, Butcher's making a diversion, and you're just... texting?" Hughie's face was flushed with anxiety.
Sky's phone buzzed one last time, and she looked at Hughie with a raised eyebrow, holding up her hands in mock surrender. "Okay. No more texting. I'm here. What do you need?"
Hughie's face was pale as he looked around, clearly agitated. "We need to figure out what's going on. Frenchie and Butcher are gone, and—"
Before he could finish, a loud clatter echoed from the cellar. Hughie's heart skipped a beat as he realized it was the sound of metal hitting the concrete, until the door flung open.
"Oh, no. No, no, no," Hughie muttered, his voice trembling. "He's gone. Translucent's out."
Sky kept her phone in her pocket and stared at the open door, "Well, no shit." she said, trying to mask her concern with humor. Hughie then ran to get the remote from the table and threatened to push it.
"Get the fuck back in that cage before I press the button," Hughie's voice cracking out of nervousness and adrenaline rush.
"Just take it easy, okay?" Translucent said, trying to calm Hughie down with his rapid breathing.
"Please, just go back in the cage." Hughie pleaded.
Translucent walked closer, trying to negotiate with him, "Look, if you kill me, they're not gonna stop looking for you. You'll be glancing over your shoulder your whole life till they find you, which they will."
Hughie's hand were trembling as he held out the remote with the detonation button to Sky, "I...I can't do this. Please, take it. I can't be responsible for this."
"So wait, if I press the button, he'll explode and then we get to see Translucent be a hamburger helper?" Sky asked, glancing at the remote annoyinngly as she held it.
The supe's eyes narrowed in frustration. "I'm serious. If you let me go, I can help you."
"Oh yeah, because a superpsycho decided that we'll be Bff's right now is a great idea." Sky shrugged dramatically. She can seriously hear Hughie's pants of anxiety and she couldn't take it anymore. The dust from the broken debries aren't helping either, scratching her nose that it almost went red.
As Translucent stepped closer, Hughie panicked. "Sky...this is your call, I just can't do it."
She then thought about it for a moment. Translucent did make a point. If they kill him, Vought's going to be up their asses their whole lives, plotting for their so called justice. But, if they let him go, he'll probably just snitch and tell them everything they did to him.
Sky arrived at a conclusion and sighed, "Okay, if I let you go...What's the catch?"
Before Translucent could respond, Sky sneezed violently, the dust and ashes from the broken cellar door tickling her nose. But then...she felt her face was wet. There wasn't any leakage in the basement. Sky wiped her forehead and looked at her bloodied fingers. She accidentally pressed the button when she sneezed.
Sky killed Translucent.
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My dad and I just had an interaction. It went like this:
Dad: *super fucking loud sneeze*
Me: Bless you... and the demon that just exited your mouth.
Dad: But... we don't want to bless the demon, do we? It needs no blessings.
Me: Well, I mean, wouldn't that, like... set it on fire or something?
Dad: Oh. Yeah, I guess it would. Hah. Bless you, motherfucker!! *directed at the air next to him*
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thank you for all of your fics :) i really appreciate them!! 😽i hope you stick around 🥹.
could you write a fic where hobi is sneezy while getting his makeup done. like the makeup brush brushing against his nose makes him sneeze or the powder getting in his nose sets him off. and add in some bless you’s from the members like you always do that’s so adorable 🥰.
thank u in advance!
You and Kookie gonna live?
Sickie: Hobi
Caretaker(s): Bangtan
Relationships: Platonic
Hobi’s pov:
It was our second day of filming for our <Butter> music video and I was promptly dragged over to hair and makeup. Unfortunately for our members with allergies, the flowers on set weren’t fake, despite our company’s concerns. Jungkook and I had already begun to feel the effects of the pollen.
“Hyung,” the maknae sniffled. “Do you have any antihistamines on you?”
I shook my head, handing him a few tissues to make up for the lack of allergy meds.
I was waiting for my turn with our stylist when I heard a couple of harsh sneezes come from where Jungkook was filming his solo scene.
I was startled when Taehyung yelled a blessing from afar.
“Thank you!” Kook responded, just as loud, and I chuckled.
It was finally my turn for makeup and I was feeling sorry for our stylist. My nose had gotten more and more irritated and had started running.
I dabbed underneath it with a tissue and apologized to which she just brushed off. It was when she actually started working on my makeup that things went south.
The makeup brush grazed around my nose and my eyes watered. Before I could say anything, she was gently wiping my eyes. I gave her a grin, but when the brush eventually grazed the tip of my nose, an itch blossomed in my sinuses and my eyelids fluttered.
I gasped out an apology and leaned away. “hhETCHhiii!”
“Bless you, hyung.” I turned to see Jimin before another sneeze took over.
“hHATCHheh!” I felt a hand being placed on my back. When I opened my eyes, he was holding a bottle of antihistamines.
I gratefully accepted them. “Jungkook asked—“ I started.
Jimin interrupted. “I already gave him some, don’t worry.”
********time skip********
We were only halfway through the shoot and my nose wouldn’t let up. It was constantly running and was starting to get sore from the constant rubbing and nose blowing. I sniffled while I was pulled away to get my makeup touched up.
Our stylist frowned at the redness surrounding my eyes and nostrils. I tried to blink back itchy tears as she worked. I could tell she was trying her best to avoid touching my nose with the brush, but the powder made my nose even more sensitive than it already was.
“aaHeTCHh! haKISHHhu!” I groaned after the sneezes burst out of me.
Yoongi appeared at my side and handed me a tissue. “huhNGXTtch!” I muffled one final sneeze into it and sighed.
“God bless,” he said. His words were laced with sympathy and he patted my shoulder.
Once my makeup was finished, I left the chair and our stylist moved on to Jungkook, his makeup seemingly messed up for the same reasons.
I returned to set, sniffling once again, and cleared my throat before turning my attention to our director.
“Hyung, you okay?” Tae wrapped an arm around me. “You and Kookie gonna live?”
I nodded and smiled before shrugging his arm off.
“hHATCHhiii!”
Tae flinched. “Oh, bless you.”
“Sorry,” I mumbled. “Thanks, I’m good now.”
Our shoot continued without a hitch. Well, I guess there was a few hitching breaths. Overall, the medicine helped out.
********time skip********
As soon as we got home, Kook and I immediately plopped onto the couch. I was exhausted. The two of us had spent our entire day as itchy messes.
“You boys want tea?” Jin offered from the kitchen. “Coffee?”
I nodded and rubbed my nose. “Hot coffee, please.”
Jungkook agreed. “Thanks, hyung.” He sounded super nasally and congested. In truth, he sounded the way I felt.
“Let’s watch something.” Namjoon jumped onto the couch next to me and Jimin sprang for the TV remote.
Taehyung climbed up as well and put his head on my lap. I ran my fingers through his hair, absolutely loving the cuddles.
Jin and Yoongi soon came in with the coffee and made themselves comfortable with us.
Only ten minutes into our chosen movie, I had to sneeze again. I wrapped both arms over my face so as not to accidentally spray on Tae.
“haETCHhiew! Ugh, sorry.”
“Ooh, bless.” Yoongi spoke first.
Then Namjoon. “Bless you.”
I thanked them and felt Tae squirm. He must’ve fallen asleep. What a cute little baby.
He turned over to look up at me with tired eyes like pools of honey. He smiled. “Bless you, hyung!” He cooed.
I kissed his forehead. “Thank you, buddy.”
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What is the funniest thing you've seen a cat do? Once I saw a cat fail to chase a squirrel up a tree and then walk off trying to pretend it wasn't doing anything
I know this is going to sound super mundane, but one time one of my cats just let out the most adorable, dainty little sneeze. The little moments that ruin their practiced air of dignitiy are so cute!
I guess for another moment, I moved house relatively recently, and the cats were obviously a little confused at first - one of them just roamed the new house letting out loud, mournful, confused sounding meows.
It really felt very "this is not my beautiful house! where has it gone!".
Thankfully, he got used to the new place and they're all very settled now.
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🔕🌶️?? :P
🔕: Describe a holdback fail.
Hmm… let’s see… Oh! I know!!😳
A few months ago I was in my dorm room and had a stuck sneeze. I was out of tissues so I went to the bathroom to do the rolled up tissue thing but with toilet paper instead. The walls between my bathroom and the next dorm were pretty thin, and when I got in there I heard my neighbor on the phone with someone. But I was desperate, so I induced anyways, thinking that the tickle would leave after one sneeze… that was not the case.😅 The first sneeze just made my nose tickle more so I decided to risk another��� But my nose was very irritated at this point and I accidentally triggered a fit. I tried so hard to hold back!! I pressed my hands hard over my nose and mouth, trying to suppress my gasping hitches—I didn’t to disrupt my neighbor’s phone call! But I only lasted a few seconds before I was stifling sneeze after sneeze after sneeze.🫣 After around fifteen stifles and the tickle still going nowhere, I decided to let some of my sneezes out. And let them out I did! A harsh and embarrassingly loud triple calmed my nose enough for the sneezing to stop (it was almost like it scared away the rest of my sneezes lol), but even after all that I was still super itchy.😫 So I grabbed a huge wad of toilet paper, stumbled blindly back to my room with tears streaming down my face, and then proceeded to scrub at and blow my nose for the next hour or so.
🌶️: Would you rather be induced or do the inducing? Either way, what's your tool of choice?
Induced!!! Please make me sneeze!!😳
And for tools, I love flowers or feather dusters being used in theory, but I’m not sensitive to flowers and I’ve never tried using a feather duster! Out of the methods I use to induce myself, chhinkni works the best! So I guess that? But gosh do I want to be teased by a flower or dusty feather being traced around my nostrils.😫
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I posted 1,743 times in 2022
That's 226 more posts than 2021!
924 posts created (53%)
819 posts reblogged (47%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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I tagged 1,039 of my posts in 2022
Only 40% of my posts had no tags
#kushami asks - 365 posts
#snzblr - 227 posts
#not snz - 213 posts
#snz kink - 207 posts
#snzfucker - 202 posts
#sneeze kink - 144 posts
#snz - 100 posts
#kushami wavs - 96 posts
#snz wav - 34 posts
#b/akugou - 30 posts
Longest Tag: 100 characters
#knowing that you all care so deeply for a stranger on the internet has restored my faith in humanity
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
CW: Sneezing, Stifles, Wet Sneezes, Half Stifles, BakuBrats stank attitude, embarrassment, 3 noseblows.
One morning at the local hero agency, the newest generation fresh to the scene is called to a meeting by their serious colleague, Tenya Iida. Everyone is in attendance, including Ground Zero and Deku. But as they get settled in, a strong smell in the cramped room begins to set off Deku’s nose...this won’t end well.
FIRST wav since...the dragon!baku one? That was done a hot minute ago I feel like but whatever lol. I cant find the proper anon question atm and to be honest I dont remember if its the same person but when you see this, I hope it’s alright! All I remember was that someone asked for D/eku dealing with someones strong perfume either in a mission/meeting/college lecture so I went with a meeting setting. I put my own little spin on it with music from the OST and using background sounds and stuff to give it more...immersion? idk lmao.
Anyway! It’s bedtime for me but horni hours for you guys. Enjoy! <3
102 notes - Posted April 6, 2022
#4
After waking up with a terrible fever, D/eku finds himself being taken care of by B/akugou, who’s usual rash behavior covers up his worrisome feelings over his lovers illness.
CW: Sneezing (dur) Baku being a tsundere mother hen, bratty sick Deku, Baku getting sneezed on (twice I think?), general caretaking, you know the drill.
OK guys wtf HOW did this get so goddamn long!? This is my longest wav YET! And yet...I don’t think it lived up to the hype? Im just being hard on myself I guess, you all be the judge.
I really missed doing Deku and I got like, REALLY mess and REALLY stuffy during this wav and you can totally hear it nearer to the end/in the second half.
This was originally for THIS ask and Im sorry if it sucks (I know you said soft caretaker Baku but he’s pretty angry in the first half) but HEY its super long so there’s that? Lol. I also apologize for the quality, I had to knock it down during the export cause it was too big for Discord lol...
Anyway, um...enjoy I guess! It’s been a harsh week so Im gonna go eat something and watch anime I guess @-@
102 notes - Posted January 29, 2022
#3
CW: SLOW BURN, B/akugou being tied up/restrained, slight BDSM vibes, feather use, a LOT of sneezing (like...a LOT) long, drawn out holdbacks/build ups, some NSFW sounds if you squint, mess/hints at a lot of mess, feather allergy, my OC Tsumeko being a real bitch to blasty boi, established Pro Hero AU, hands free stifles, forced stifles, B/akugou being loud and having an absolute potty mouth, growly noises (cause yknow angry B/akubrat), forced false starts (if thats a thing), B/akugou being winded/out of breath on a few occassions, cameo from T/odoroki and D/eku at the end, shirt being used as a tissue/noseblowing into shirt.
CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE IN PRO HERO AU AND ARE 25+!
K/atsuki wakes up tied to a support beam in a structurally unsound building seemingly underground. When he realizes his captor is a well known thief he's been chasing for weeks, he's completely seeing red. Will he be able to tough it out against her strange test of endurance or crack under the pressure with a weakness he didn't even know he had?
Holy fuck guys...this shit is the length of a full on anime episode and idk whether to be proud of myself or ashamed like...idk what to think. All I know is that a LOT of anons wanted this wav and well...here it is lol. It took like 3 - 4 weeks of repeat sessions of JUST sneezing and also holdback training if you will. Most of them were seperate but 90% of the holdbacks in this are 100% real so enjoy my genuine battle against fresh vials of Chinknii xux;
I'm also sort of on the fence with this one, cause it's been a hot minute since I've done a B/akugou wav and I pretty much forgot how to sneeze like him, and I rerecorded certain sneezes but without much improvement so sorry about that u.u Hopefully they get better as I do a few more wavs with him coming up.
SO! Um...hopefully this does some numbers cause I have to be up early and I stayed up to finish this and um...yeah! Im gonna go pass out now-
102 notes - Posted October 22, 2022
#2
CW: Nose blowing, wet sneezes, sniffling, buildups/hitching breaths, somewhat horny Bakubrat, very teasing and dominant/demanding! Listener is in a servant position so there’s that if you’re into domestic servitude lmao
After a long day away from the palace, B/akugou returns from an outing drenched in freezing rain, and sneezing almost uncontrollably. He claims he’s fine...typical B/akugou. But once Y/N pesters him enough, he admits that he may have caught himself an awful illness by the name of Dragon Fever. With human blood running through their veins, Y/N is immune to this disease, so it’s up to them to nurse the suddenly teasing and feverish king back to health...
AS YOU CAN SEE, this file was too big and too horni for tumblr so I had to use soundcloud instead. A lot of people have been waiting for this, so I really REALLY hope it came out OK. You guys know Im too hard on myself these days like, ugh. The self loathing is so real...
But, it’s here. And I’ll probably take some time to write scripts and maaaaybe write a short fic? I dunno yet, Im really tired, lol Enjoy!
Minors DNI. Non-Kink blogs DO NOT REBLOG! Love you guys!
103 notes - Posted February 23, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
A shy, nerdy type of guy you've been friends with for so long that you've decided to tell about your kink. He thinks nothing of it, even reassures you that it's natural and it's not weird at all! He even totally forgets it...even as he's struggling with his usual hayfever.
You can't help but squirm as he's humiliating himself by struggling to fish out his used tissues to wipe his streaming nose, holding back his sneezes with messy half stifles into his hands. He looks down at the shiny mess in his palms as he hides himself from you, flushed red in the face. That's when he remembers.
"W-wait...y-you...l-like this sort of thing...don't you?"
133 notes - Posted March 25, 2022
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