#sumtin

[pratchettquotes]

"What's a Zen?" he said.

The Fool's bells tinkled as he sorted through his cards. Without thinking, he said: "Oh, a sub-sect of the Turnwise Klatch philosophical system of Sumtin, noted for its simple austerity and the offer of personal tranquillity and wholeness achieved through meditation and breathing techniques; an interesting aspect is the asking of apparently nonsensical questions in order to widen the doors of perception."

"How's that again?" said the cook suspiciously. [...]

The Fool hesitated with a card in his hand, suppressed his panic and thought quickly.

"I'faith, nuncle," he squeaked, "thou't more full of questions than a martlebury is of mizzensails."

The cook relaxed.

Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

[strawberrycowtime]

mia fey, defense attorney

[peacefulharu]

i love them in this military attire honestly 😍😍😍

[blkkizzat]

I had an Oreo ice cream sandwich today. So my thoughts - Your JJK man's favorite thing to eat after sex!

Gotta start with my man

Nanami is a full on eats a sandwich after kinda man. I mean he wants a good sandwich. Usually he doesn't ask you to make it because..let's be real you can't feel your legs. BUT he is the type of man to cut it in half so you can share and bring you a glass of water.

Gojo loves a sweet. He's got a stash of sweets in his night stand. He likes to eat one right after and kiss you so you can taste it.

Geto doesn't want much. But he'll eat a salty snack to replenish his electrolytes. Maybe give him a little Gatorade. Mostly he's just ready to sleep and wants to make sure your settled before doing so.

Sukuna has a whole feast ready for when he's done. He picks your ass up sits you at the table and tells you to eat. First few times he did this was only like 2 hours after dinner and you had to explain that you were not that hungry and really only wanted water. He made you sit there til you ate something but from then on he did take to sex before dinner.

Choso likes to eat off of you. He is not waiting. Honey. Chocolate sauce, anything spreadable. He once literally ate bbq sauce off your titties. He's a good eater though.

Toji makes you jelly legged ass get out of bed and get him food. I feel like he likes to watch the struggle. He's naked in your bed watching both his favorite show and your naked ass making him a sandwich and grabbing y'all a gatorade to share.

This brought to you by a mildly hungry 🧠

🧠 nonny! nvjrfdhvskfjh oreo ice cream sandwich sounds soooo gud omfg im so jelly.

Lmfao at Nanami bringing me half knowing he fucked my throat so raw all i can do is sip at the water hfbfhjskhdfb. Like mans knew I wasnt eating it and added pickles cause thats what he put on his side 😭😭.

See Gojo gonna mess around and get round 2 started 😩🩷

See me and Geto vibin cause he knows whats up, give me some electrolytes and a protein bar. oooh or we could split a post-workout protein smoothie.

LOL Sukuna is so funny. "Woman you better eat something now cause I don't want you begging for breaks later"😭😭😭

I would definitely nurse choso and he could rub whatever he wanted on them. lol im imagining me watching tv in bed, eating chips with ranch dip. im craddling choso head in my lap and he wrapped his arms around me just going to town on a tiddy. ill drizzle a lil ranch on my nipple every now and then when he gets too fussy 🥹🥹jakcbdfjbhvdkfzjhbvcdfjkbzhdjfkcbhkd lmfao im sick.

lmfao me and toji would box cause he not gonna be happy when i bring that sandwich back and eat all of it in his face starring him down the entire time chkjdsbckadjhsbcfdkjbhc. 💀💀

waiiiiitHELPPP! so i was looking for a gif and found these stock photos!! why is this toji tryna steal my fries after i fall asleep 😭😭

[x-galactic-star-x]

i think it would be concering to just walk/stomp up to Cayde and say "Give me your face" and suddenly wear the Cayde mask- meanwhile freaking him the f- out

[ice-coffeeeee]

He's not normally this sassy I promise

Some words to make the finishing touches *sparkling effect*

[somedaytakethetime]

Me: "Send nudes" The nudes I mean:

[insatiablelustforpower]

WHO WANTS TO DO A HORROR THEMED THREAD...

[misty-missdee]

Logging all the way off. Weirdgirl™️ actually feeling a bit too weird.

[rotp-on-ao3]

Have a little morsel to something I may get to fully writing....

[neonstatic]

[ID: Tweet by Bruhsepheus that reads:

"Previous job experience

2 years laying low 1 year thugging it out when no one gave a fuck 3 years finding myself 1 year doing me 2 years trusting the process." End ID]

[something-somewhere-sometime]

Ms. Jorogumo save me

[lilspaceyboy]

my cg no ‘wake n i wan attenshunnnnn

[sorriesarrie]

ah HEEHEEHEE DRESSES

✨💞👰 wedding dresses in disney animated movies 💐💞✨

bonus:

[shiftingxsparkles]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2dosVRzLSM&ab_channel=Weezer-Topic

ANDDDDDDD I SEEE HIM EVERYDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVEN THOUGHHHHH MY LOVEEEEEE’S A WORLD AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[somedaytakethetime]

He's feeling himself and I wish I could feel him too ✌🏻😩