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autumnalmess · 4 months ago

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Rip Grantaire you would've loved wetherspoons

#typing from inside a spoons (4 pints deep)#such reasonable prices #this is lighting back against the man #les mis #les miserables #victor hugo #les misposting #grantaire #wetherspoons

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peachesncremate · 10 months ago

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Meridia's beacon on clearance at the home goods if anyone wants to start a quest

#skyrim #elder scrolls #meridia #A NEW HAND HAS PURCHASED THE BEACON FOR A REASONABLE PRICE

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bluegiragi · 3 months ago

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brief.

early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost

#this section is called brief for ironic reasons because it is in fact very long <3 #it only took us over 50 chapters to get here but here's your introduction to your main 'villains'#ale isn't usually this frowny but valeria brings out the worst in him #also ale and rudy are an established couple in this au #they have heavy married-for-decades domestic bliss vibes #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #rodolfo rudy parra #alejandro vargas #phillip graves #valeria garza #cod mw2 #ghostsoap #monster 141 au #giragi art

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himbionn · 7 months ago

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Doodles of the boy(s) cause I adore them so 🩷💙

(Fullscreen version of the screenshot redraw below!)

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a-ramblinrose · 5 months ago

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“Good evening, gentlemen!” said the vampire. “Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come naturally to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder.”

― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

#quote #Terry Pratchett #Monstrous Regiment #Discworld #reasonably priced love and a hardboiled egg #current reading #current reading quotes #rose rereads #not out of void but out of chaos

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emerynn-art · 2 months ago

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was feeling kinda down this morning so i drew max six times and that seemed to do the trick

#life is strange #lis #max caulfield #chloe price #life is strange 1 #life is strange double exposure #<- tag i now need to go and blacklist because if i get spoilers for this game i stg #Something Will Happen #im SO excited #anyways i lied i actually drew the pool scene a week ago but didnt like it enough to post it alone #the five near identical maxes were all today though #sometimes you gotta draw the same character the same way over and over until you stop sulking for no reason #anyways i finished my lis 1 playthrough!!#was such a blast playing through it again #i forgot how much ep 5 FUCKS #i am still in my lis mood. evidently.

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irregularjohnnywiggins · 2 years ago

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You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

#dcu #batman #bruce wayne #green arrow #oliver queen #fake tweets #things I was not able to adequately convey in the format:#obviously Bruce's reasoning is really a lot closer to Ollie's but Bruce has a secret identity to maintain and Ollie... well #I don't know if you can make it out but his twitter profile pic is him in the Green Arrow costume and that's not accidental #also I am pretty sure that Bruce does just have the first airing date of The Price is Right saved in a corner of his mind palace #just in case it's ever relevant to a case #and he's angry at Ollie because Ollie knows that and also knows Bruce can't admit it because it would raise too many questions #also I did consider an extra scene where they tag-team harass Lex #but it just didn't sound right to me #also I put a whole load of Green Arrow references in here #Q-Core N_Singh and H_Fyff are all from the Nu52 Green Arrow runs #albeit Naomi and Henry are at least in the good Nu52 runs #obviously this is post-Snowbirds Don't Fly/Hard Travelling Heroes in general so Oliver is trolling Hal and setting up needle exchanges #and even Hal explaining to Ollie what Twilight is is a reference to one of the most dated things about the Arrow pilot:#the extremely tacky Twilight joke #anyway hope you enjoyed!

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gomzdrawfr · 16 days ago

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not the only one who bites

bonus bcuz i like the last frame:

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im-deans-pie · 8 months ago

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I love how my camera goes from

This:

to this: (the next picture in my camera roll)

Edit: artist is @shkretart

#I love this so much #it's so funny to me for some reason #john price #john soap mactavish #captain john price #captain price #soap mactavish

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dumbbitchgalore · 4 months ago

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Breeding kink breeding kink breeding kink breeding kink breeding kink breeding kink

Can't tell me this man wouldn't be OBSESSED with filling you up and teasing you about being filled with his babies 🤭

Without a doubt Price has a breeding kink!

It's an absolute given!

He daydreams about filling you up nice and good leading to your belly becoming round over time as stretch marks begin to develop on the side. Oh god, he'd adore those stretch marks. Kissing and licking them to quench all your doubts.

When you and John begin to try for a baby, he suddenly becomes hornier that usual. Getting hard over every little thing that you do as he thinks about making a baby with you being called 'dad' and you 'mum', he just can't help himself.

He fucks you nice and slow, taking his time to drag out your orgasm believing that you having a good orgasm will lead to conception. He makes you cum over and over again every single night and he always makes sure to fill up up every single round. He'd push the cum that seeps out back inside of your pussy with his fingers. He'd use a butt plug to make sure that nothing spills out. There is no way that he'll leave getting you pregnant up to chance.

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ryllen · 10 months ago

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do u know that even the size of the different size of vegetables at another country amazed me because from where i came from they are all smaller and scrawnier

#to remind u guys if u're thinking about something naughty stop right there; the different size of the food served is also surprising #twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #ace trappola #deuce spade #twst yuu #twst mc #fanart #do westerners go to asian country feels like they are served dwarf's portion #because as an asian; it always feel like we are served giant's portion; not exaggerating bcs we can never finish it #understandable because westerners can grow so tall so they must need more energy to burn #it's like if we order food; we asians always have to have a tupperware to take leftover home #but the price of the food in all the food places is so expensive it's reasonable the portion is big #i might ignite if paying so much we only get rabbit portion #anyhow i am just thinking of this because of the briar valley's big horse post #i do love to think everything is bigger in briar valley #the trees are all so lushfull and majestic like they all have lived a thousand years already #and the vegetables all just grow happily and absorb so much nutrient from the soil they are so big also #i was thinking of drawing e pel too but the space #while to people who born in this country feels things like these are normal #the thought of being able to be born in such a country where the produce all looking so big and healthy is such a blessing to me #it almost feels like they take it for granted; but it's just what they are born to #i have a nephew who is SUPER picky & waste food so much #i am crying everytime #yes y'all have a lot of food and good life here but h e l p #i'm sure the climate also makes vegetables bigger #i think i heard in winter plants stock more nutrients in their produce as stock for spring & summer #that's why winter veggies are better & sweeter and all #my country's vegetables are scrawny because the heat evaporates everything

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bluegiragi · 1 year ago

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debrief.

early access + nsfw on patreon

#soap is naturally more volatile leading up to a full moon but he just also dislikes feeling sidelined.#his previous teams were always pretty heavy on the offensive #(there's also a part of him that's annoyed at himself for still finding simon hot even when he's being a bit of a tosser #OH ALSO. im testing out a newer brush on this one #since for some reason my brain decided i hate how thick my lines usually look :3 #captain john price #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #monster 141 au #simon ghost riley #giragi art

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yeyinde · 3 months ago

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idk the idea of Ghost being an absolute dog. rough, mean, downright cruel. treats you like a thing, he’s gross.

and Price being the opposite. like can’t imagine even asking you to lift a finger, full on princessification. buys you pretty things and brushes you hair for you. and them just never seeing eye to eye is making me CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYY

what's crazy is that they're both doing the same thing, just with wildly different approaches. and my (controversial) take on this is that Price is arguably worse than Ghost.

with Ghost, you pretty much know what you're getting into from the jump. no holds barred. he's not playing games. he wants you, he'll have you. end of. everything is laid out in stone before he even has to lift a finger to get you. you want out? run.

(but just. keep running. forever. because if he wants you, he'll never stop chasing you.)

but Price? you don't have to lift a finger because you can't. princess-ification, sure. but the sort that involves gilded cages. it's still a leash even if it's gold.

the end justifies the means, and that includes all things - even you. especially you. and once Price has you, you're stripped of everything that he doesn't like. put on a pedestal. your life wrapped around his finger. dependent on him for everything. he convinces you to quit your job, to move in with him (into a house that's just in his name). bends you until you break. moulds you into the thing he covets the most. there's no room for error here because one misstep and he can just. remove you.

and where would you go?

back to the friends he told you he didn't like? bad influences. or the ones he gave you that follow his every command? can you get a job in a city he has so much pull in? probably not when he has you blacklisted everywhere. the Price name holds a lot of weight and he has no qualms using his inherited power to ruin you.

he systematically dismantles your entire life and the wild thing is: you end up thanking him for it.

two sides of the same coin but at least Ghost is honest about how badly he's going to ruin you, y'know?

#in this “listen i ran outta addy but i promise you i'm FINE” essay i present to you the reason why if you see Price storming toward #with a ring in his hand #run #but also #id obv pick price because at least the cage is gold 😭

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elliottjpg · 6 months ago

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"Boo."

Happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to all who observe.

Like last year, I opted to do a redraw of an old drawing from 2020; a companion piece to my previous drawing, a redraw from 2019. Night Watch is a good context to revisit the past and look at how I've evolved.

Rise up!