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goldiipond · 6 months ago

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i was gonna make a joke about cortez the spanish-speaking unkillable floating pirate skull being the funniest latino rep ever until i realized his name is most likely a reference to infamous colonizer hernan cortes. once again the spanish take everything from us

#skye's ramblings #latino pm fans we're reclaiming him. the floating skull is ours #also on the topic of cortez i fucking love him. hes soo funny #tries to kill you for trying to steal his treasure n is dumbfounded when you tell him youre only after the crystal star and nothing else #so he just gives it to you bc 'i did not like that one that much anyway'. post ch 5 he chills on his ship n gives you rides to the island #such a funny character. the evil pirate spirit responsible for countless shipwrecks and sailors' deaths has become your best friend

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