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storytell · 4 years

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dammit now you’re gonna look like part ‘a the bitchass angels ‘cause you have weird shoes !!!

#huckleberry finn & tom sawyer ;; IC . TWAIN #stirring up the shitstorm ;; DASH COMMENTARY . TWAIN

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GUILD TAKEOVER!!!

#stirring up the shitstorm ;; DASH COMMENTARY . TWAIN #communism would suit us better ;; DASH COMMENTARY . STEINBECK #surrounded by idiots ;; DASH COMMENTARY . MITCHELL #yo! ;; DASH COMMENTARY . FITZGERALD #insignificant words ;; DASH COMMENTARY . LOVECRAFT #must be nice to have friends ;; DASH COMMENTARY . LUCY #cant focus when it’s so noisy ;; DASH COMMENTARY . POE #her SISTER was a WITCH! RIGHT? ;; OOC

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can you fight god?

Twain can kill god easily!

#WHO GAVE HIM THE POWER! HE DOES NOT DESERVE IT!#stirring up the shitstorm ;; DASH COMMENTARY . TWAIN

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❛ damn these japanese ability users are really somethin’ . ❜

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❛ hey gang ! in light’a this new revelation i’m gonna go 1v1 the short guy with the hat in the port mafia ! wish me luck ! ❜

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Mark Twain is M A X I M U M% thot

❛ HELL FUCKIN’ YEAH ! ❜

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❛ imagine gettin’ a sketchy job offer from a guy who’s been stalkin’ you for months an’ NOT immediately sayin’ yes . couldn’t be me . ❜

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storytell · 5 years

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❛ hey , i got rabies once ! but i don’t have it anymore , so we’re all clear ! ❜

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❛ i wanna be stabbed tenderly . ❜

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OH MY FUCKIN GOD HE FUCKIN DEAD

#huckleberry finn & tom sawyer ;; IC . TWAIN #stirring up the shitstorm ;; DASH COMMENTARY . TWAIN #CAN I GET AN F IN CHAT

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:p !

#hit or miss? i guess they never miss huh? ;; CRACK . TWAIN #stirring up the shitstorm ;; DASH COMMENTARY . TWAIN

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yikes !

#this is internal narration hes not saying yikes #stirring up the shitstorm ;; DASH COMMENTARY . TWAIN

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❛ we’re stickin’ things into things now ? does this mean it’s time to put my dick in a pumpkin again ?? ❜

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❛ honest , though , i think most people are hot . even though the detective guy’s kinda got a stick up his ass ? still hot . nate is pretty hot , too . uh , lucy ? also hot . ❜

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❛ i’ll get hawthorne drunk !! i’ll take care ‘a that !! ❜

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❛ bro i don’t think nate gets that taking fitzy down a peg isn’t very effective when he’s still callin’ him lord francis . ❜

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