#stiffener medick

[lostmidnightwriter]

Stiffener Medick: *exists*

Half the fandom:

The rest of the fandom:

[kineticpenguin]

Sometimes I’m randomly reminded that for some reason, Brian Jacques chose to name a character in his series of children’s books about warring animals “Stiffener Medick”

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

I DIDNT NOTICE WHEN I WAS 10 BUT I DONT LIKE THAT NAME MR STIFFENER MEDICK

[wrasslerjedi]

this one minor character in a redwall book (can’t remember which book it is, but I vividly remember it still because i used to be Into Redwall back in elementary/middle school) is a medic/doctor(?) and like.....his name is stiffener medick.

brian jacques, what the fuck was your deal, man.

[lostmidnightwriter]

Stiffener Medick and Felch: *exists*

Me:

@lostmousemaid :

[lostmidnightwriter]

Hares in the Redwall universe: *just sit there breathin'*

The fandom:

[lostmidnightwriter]

Me as a kid: hey the hares are kinda fun in this book kinda annoying tho

Me as an adult:

[lostmidnightwriter]

Fleetscut and Stiffener: *don't really interact with each other in the book,mention each other once or twice, just some good ol' war comrades*

Me, just because I felt some vibes:

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Dick Fancy from The Last Unicorn is competing with

Stiffener Medick from Lord Brocktree for fantasy name to make me laugh the hardest

Reading older books is important bc sometimes there is a character with a name like