#steve doesn't really ever have that opportunity? idk !! thoughts !!

[emryses]

something something about how steve's involvement with the upside down has never really been his choice. s1 he goes to jonathan's house to apologize after getting his own ass handed back to him, nancy has a gun and there's a monster in the walls. s2 all he's trying to do is make up with nancy and dustin commandeers him for his freaky little slug hunt. s3 he's just trying to appease his father and work and like maybe get a date but dustin, once again, has a funny little plan he joins in on. s4 Once Again the man is just trying to get through another day in the slog that is employment in the customer service industry and dustin and max show up like hey Sooooooo. and steve just goes. idk !!

something something about how his involvement has never really been his choice but he is always the first to sacrifice himself in order to protect others.

[backjustforberena]

About corlys, just, like, in general. Like if season 1 corlys were to have a Christmas’ Future type moment with the man that we see at the end of season 2, how do you think he would react?

I'll go with Corlys at the end of Episode One because during that episode, quite a lot changes and his opportunities and ambitions change along the way. So it's a Corlys who has just sworn his oath to Rhaenyra but is fully aware the King is pretty available for a wife (after a comfy six months obvs) and needs more heirs, and the Stepstones are a mess but not as much as a mess as they will be in another six months.

The big thing, obviously, is that he's lost his entire family. Basically. That's the gist, at least. Instead of these grand ambitions he has for a Velaryon dynasty (and I do think the cogs are whirring at the end of Episode 01, for both Rhaenys and Corlys), he's got a dead daughter, a dead son, a dead brother, a dead grandson and a dead wife. The rest of his grandsons aren't his but he's cool about it (sort of, ish, not like he has much choice and actually, he's actively not choosing them by the end) and he's got two granddaughters as well - somehow fathered by his wife's twerp of cousin.

Okay, that last bit is probably more Rhaenys's feelings about her poxy little brat of a relation. Corlys respects and likes Daemon. Let's just not dig into how it came about that Daemon married Rhaenyra. Or Vaemond died. Or his son. Let's actually just not poke that with a stick at all.

But, yes, back to it: losing his kids and his wife. That's just... unreal, to him, at that point. At any point but especially then. None of his family is in danger in any way, shape or form. His daughter is 12, his son is 14. They're happy. His wife - I remember Steve did an interview and he was asked if Corlys had ever thought about Rhaenys dying before him and his answer was that he didn't think Corlys ever thought that would ever happen - that's probably stunning. And then you add the fact that she dies during battle (idk how much this Corlys would be told by future!Corlys)... that doesn't fit with the image of his wife that he has, bless him.

I think the overwhelming emotion would be shock. I can't think of a single thing that Corlys has been through, and is preparing to do, in and by the end of Series 02, that an Episode 01 Corlys could imagine or expect to happen. None of it. Honestly, I think S2 Corlys is still trying to wrap his head around a lot of it himself.

And none of it would be anything he'd want for himself. It just sucks, all around. It's kind of inconceivable. Because what happened was inconceivable at that time. So many dominos had to fall, so many twists of fate.

I think he'd be alarmed at the realm being at war and himself shipping out to go and take King's Landing (like, obviously he wouldn't change that but the guy was really hoping in the 20+ years that he might get a cushy retirement and not have to deal with this sort of nonsense).

He'd be pretty chuffed about being Hand of the Queen - because this Corlys actually gives a damn about that sort of status at the moment. Not sure what he'd think about Alyn and Addam. Some sort of pride. But would he feel ashamed of himself presently or himself in the future? Or not bother with that sort of reaction at all? Denial, probably, especially when it comes to the idea of possibly making Alyn his heir. Very much like future!Corlys.

I think he thinks he's mellowed in his old age, to be honest. And, that's fair. He may be Hand of the Queen but he's yet to storm into a single meeting under that post. But yes, grief and nearly dying takes a toll on a man.

If it was a Christmas Future sort of a deal, could our Series 01 Corlys come out of it a changed man? Meh. I think he'd do what he could to avert the danger but whether he'd learn his lesson in regard to his ambitions... I doubt it. He's a very stubborn man. He likes to achieve, he likes to throw his weight around. His flaws wouldn't disappear. Though, of course, some opportunities look a lot less attractive, knowing what's to come. And he'd do everything he could to save what was most precious to him: his children and his wife.

If he knew that his ambitions would cost him his family... he'd think twice. He'd be more cautious and listen to his wife straight away. I don't think he ever thought that his ambitions would have that kind of a cost, though. I think he always thought they'd be safe.

And I think he thought his wealth and his privilege and the way he can intimidate and his reputation and his Fleet and might etc etc... made him untouchable. Made them untouchable. They meant he could solve any problem. Except he's wrong.

[findafight]

tell us the ship, explain your thoughts 👀

Me trying to be vague and everyone immediately perking up like prairie dogs ready for tea alskfnkdkd. Idk I don't think it'll surprise anyone on my blog I've spoken about it in the past. Just got annoyed at it always being there for no reason and not making sense to me one too many times, I guess.

It's r0nance. I simply do not vibe with it at all. I think, if given a sterile au where there's nothing and no one connecting them and no homophobia to worry about, it might be interesting to possibly explore them being attracted to each other but realizing their personalities and goals and priorities clash too much to work out. A bright first fling into maybe-love that fizzled quickly. I've sort of done this in my post o66 sto bin au for them, but I'm probably not going to actually explore it there. (As it's already in the past even during the war for that au)

But in fics that try to be more or less canon/fix it type deal, it really doesn't make sense to me without even mentioning the hairsprayed elephant in the room. Robin and Nancy's personalities don't seem to mesh well, what with Robin's rambling tangents and Nancy's need to focus.

Robin would probably want to do something specific with her life, but she also wants to wander! Her parents are hippies and she wants to visit Paris. She wants to travel in Europe, and probably stay at sketchy hostels and backpack in the mountains, talking to locals that she doesn't have to worry about ever seeing again. Nancy is planning on immediately going to her dream school after highschool and likely pursuing a career right out the gate. She's very driven and focused, wants to go out and seize opportunities that can assist in reaching her goals, and I don't see Robin's dreamier personality traits fitting with that.

I think @thestobingirlie mentioned that while Robin and Nancy both experience the sexism and misogyny of the 80's, Nancy doesn't experience ableism as Robin does. And she doesn't try to understand where Robin is coming from, only openly appreciating her efforts after she ranted at the hospital director.

Robin rambles! We see her either ramble or give clipped answers ("I'm Robin I work with Steve!") When she's nervous or under stress or excited! We see both Nancy and Steve react to these rambles in different ways. When Robin goes off topic in the library with the conspiracy paper, or talks a bit too much about how much she talks a bit too much, Nancy's annoyed. She's initially dismissive of the national Enquirer esq newspaper Robin brings up that helps solve the case (go Robin!). Robin babbles at Steve a lot, and he never makes her feel bad about it. She rambles about rambling to Vickie and the Muppet joke and he adds little commentary as needed, letting her go, or he cuts her off with a little joke during her rabies freak out. He lets her ramble or lets her know she should stop without being actually annoyed and letting her know that by not telling her outright to stop. (She knows immediately that it's a joke, and she jokes back, although understandably nervously. I love them.)

Them being a background pairing so often is annoying, though to varying degrees. If it's just as Robin's gf mentioned I, like others, just kinda...change it to Vickie's name in my brain lol. But other times it's not and it just. Doesn't make sense why Nancy would be such close friends with Steve (her messy breakup ex!) and Robin and Eddie. That girl has big city dreams, she's getting the hell out of her tiny hometown and not looking back. Let her be free!!

I mean obviously the bit I hate about it is that Robin holds a grudge and Nancy broke Steve's heart, which I don't see as compatible, even if we take into account that it's likely Steve and Robin have no idea Nancy cheated on him, and that Steve is an unreliable narrator and blames himself for the breakup. Steve and his relationships with both Nancy and Robin are so pivotal to all three of their characters that ignoring the history there seems a disservice to the complexities of their relationships with each other.

[jinxthequeergirl]

Dream Come True

Steve harrington x Hopper! Reader (coraline AU)

Summary: escaping your everyday life after you move to live with your father couldn't have been something you wanted more, luckily for you you are given the chance

Warning: swearing, Horror themes like idk It's Coraline i think that speaks for itself no?

So i don't know if im going to end up making this a series or not but hey if this does really well then I might, but just this is so long so i might have to.

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In front of you sat a small box with many opportunities, two small glossy black buttons, thread and the promise of freedom...

You watched the rain drops race down the window intently as your father drove you home from the headwear store. you'd only been In Hawkins for only half a month, having to move there with your father after your mom died. And you had only spent the time unpacking, today you had finally convinced your dad to take you to get supplies so you could really make your new rooms more like you.

The car bounced slightly causing your head to lift and hit the window. "Ow!"

"Sorry pot hole..." Hopper said glancing over to you. "You alright?"

"Yea...but guess it takes a while to figure out if you have brain damage or not.." You muttered sitting straight in the car seat, crossing your arms over your chest.

"C'mon don't be that way...you get to redecorate your room..that must be exciting for you? Give you something to do while we wait for the rain to clear up. "I guess..." You perked up at a new idea popping into your head.

"Maybe I can start a garden in the front too? Make it look pretty? I have a garden box so we wouldn't need anything, el can help me too!?" You said almost as a question seeing if he would go along with the idea.

"Sure... Sounds good, just wait till the rain clears up so you aren't bringing mud in." You frowned lightly, ut had been raining for the past three days without any sign of stopping soon. "Yea...sure."

The car came to a slow stop infront of the house. "I'll help you get this stuff inside and make you lunch but I've got to go back to work." You nodded as you got out of the car.

You'd begun by rearanging the few things of furniture in the room,while hopper set to work at making you a lunch. You starting with the dresser dragging it across the room to set it in its new place.

You dusted off your hands and turned your attention to look at the new space you made, stopping once it was caught by something on the wall where the dresser once was.

"Hello..." You slid across the floor and dragged your fingers across the outline of a small door in the wall.

"Hey Dad!?" You yelled getting up to look for him. "Whats up?"

"What this?" You asked now running your finger over the key hole. "Do you have the key!?" You asked hopefully turing to look up at him in the dokr way. He shook his head and shrugged. "I...maybe? I'm not sure...if i did it's probably boared up! They're would be no point."

You rolled your eyes. "Now Food in on the counter your sister is with Mike so make sure to call in about an hour to check on her-"

"Can you please look for a key?" You cut in. He sighed pinching the bridge of his nose. "I can, but I'm late so just finish unpacking and setting up and I'll look for it when I come back." You huffed but nodded and started to finish setting up your room.

After about an hour and a half you'd finished painting, unpacking and decorating your room, you had finished. Even had lunch and called El just like hopper had asked. Now you simpily sat in your room staring at the photo of your previous bestfriends that sat on the bedside table.

Back in New York with your mom you never had to worry about being bored, all your friends where their and there where places to go. Hawkins was diffrent, granted you where still adjusting but that didn't make it any less difficult.

The phone rang snapping you of of your thoughts. You hustled across the house to puck it up. "Hello?"

"Y/n! Thank god you picked up! Just the girl I was looking for!"

"Hey Robin,whats up?"

"Not much, I was just wondering since the rains cleared up would you be intrested in taking a tour of Hawkins with me and Steve?"

You thought about it for a moment, The first day you'd mobed here and met everyone they where the two you'd hit it off with, well You did with Robin anyways so you didn't see why you couldn't get out.

"Yea...I'd love to!"

"Cool! We'll be there in a few."

"So what does one do around here?" You asked following beside Robin And Steve down the sidewalk. "Well there's the arcade... " steve started but quickly trailed off. "There are some shops around town." Robin added.

"Is there like, i dunno a mall maybe? A movie theater at least?"

"Movie theater yes, mall not so much."

"It a...it burned down." Steve informed. "Oh...wow..." You followed them through town, going in and out of every store that was open.

"So Steve...." You attempted to start while looking through a clothing Rack in a thrift store.

"Got a girlfriend?"

"Uh no..no ya know I'm kinda just testing the waters...seeing if theres anyone worth dating around here."

"And?" You asked not looking up at him, you could clearly tell he was trying to act cool around you.

"And?" He repeated your question.

"Is there?...anyone worth dating around here?"

"Nah none that are really my type." He said nonchalantly fixing his hair in the mirror across from him. "Wow...are you always this increadibly douchie? Or are you like this just for me?" You asked leaning on clothing rack to look at him better.

"What I'm not...I'm not being-"

"You kinda where Harrington." Robin said from across the store earing a chuckle from you. His face flushed and he pretened to look at a jacket that seemingly caught his attention. "Ah don't be that way stevie...it's sooo charming, I'm practically swooning for you." You said sarcastically. "Shut up!"

The sun was hanging low through the trees casting that late afternoon orange glow upon the three of you as you walked back home.

"This place is...pretty boring...how do you guys manage?"

"Hawkins isn't all bad...besides It's a lot more exciting than you would think." Robin said while offering you some of her candy. "You just gotta...know where to look."

"Sometimes the intresting things find you." Steve said stopping once your house came into view. "If you say so...thanks for showing me around."

"No problem, maybe we can hang out again soon." She offered as you started to continue forward. "Yea! That would be great!" They both waved to you as you stepped into the house shutting the door.

You placed a few of the nick nacks you'd bought onto the top of your dresser for decoration, glancing at something that wasn't there before. A glossy black key.

You plucked it from its spot on the dresser and turned to the small door quickly slidding across the floor once again to get to the door. You hestitantly dragged the key across the outline of the door ripping the wall paper open before slipping the key inside.

It slid in perfectly, giving you some sort of relife as it clicked open, you pulled it open being met with nithing but brick.

"Damn..." You huffed and shut the door and placed the key back ontop of the dresser.

Something yanked you from your sleep suddenly and you lied awake, a sliver of silver moonlight hitting your face through the curtains as you did so.

It was quiet as you lied there except for an ever so faint sound of humming that you just barrely missed. You stayed still fir a second trying to pin point the sound, it continued for a while as you did so softly floating through the air from an unknown source, you finally gave in and tossed the covers off and stood up from your bed moving around the room to find it stopping when your foot hit something on the ground.

"What the hell!?" Jumping back slightly at the contact you looked down seeing a long greyish green vine across your bedroom floor. "What the hell..." You repeared examining it closer you followed it with your gaze seeing it came from the small opening of the little door a slight glow came from it along with little white particals that floated up into the air around it.

You moved carefully over to it kneeling next to it careful to avoide the vine protruding from it, as you did you could hear the humming closer now. You pulled the door open getting a blast of air blown back into your face along with a bright glow. You gasped slightly watching a tunnle appear almost instantly infront of you.

The humming slightly louder now. With out a second thought you climbed through, eventually met with another door which you easily pushed open and found yourself crawling through only to see you'd cralwed back into your bedroom. "Huh?" The humming was louder, unmistakable too, you knew that song. You looked at your bedroom door seeing the light from the living room shining in.

"Dad!?" You stood up and exited the room being greeted by the smell of food cooking. "Dad? What are you do-" you stopped a few feet from the counter seeing him move around the kitchen

"Hey sweet pea! You're just in time for dinner!" You gulped thickly when he turned to face you. "Oh god...I must be mistaken...you aren't my dad...my dad-" it was him but, diffrent. He seemed plaer yet more lively.

"Doesn't cook?" He asked guesturing to the freshly cooked meal. You couldn't help but stumble back a little bit as he approached you with a light hearted laugh. "Well thats because I'm your other father dear! Well better father"

"Other...Father?...wha-"

"Why don't you get your mom and Tell her dinner is ready!"

"Mom?

"Well your Mother of course silly! I actually think she's in the garden out front." He pushed you forward lightly and you glanced back cautiously before going to the front door.

You opened the door and stepped outside being greeted by a beautifully bright garden. "Holy sh-"

"Watch your mouth young lady!" You jumped turning tonthe voice and and gulping.

"Oh my god....mom!?" You stopped and covered your mouth feeling tears briming in your eyes.

"Hello sweet pea!" She opened her arms and you instantly ran to her and hugged her. You could tell just like with your father she was diffrent but couldn't exactly tell whatbwas diffrent.

"You...your alive!"

"Well of course I am! Oh come look at this!"

She pulled away taking your hand and pulling you down the steps of the pourch into the flower filled front yard.

She held your shoulders as you watched the flowers practically bloom before you. "I planted them just this afternoon! Our faviorte!" It was true the flowers before you where always both you and your mothers faviorte.

"They're beautiful mom! Oh!" You turned to her with a smile. "Dad said dinner was ready and sent me to get you."

"Oh! We don't wanna keep him waiting!" She said giggling with you and guiding you back to the house.

"There they are!" Hopper yelled setting the last of the food on the table. "Thirsty?" Your mom asked as you sat down. "Mmm you know I could go for a purple cow!"

"Coming right up!" She knocked on the table lightly the lights above lowered themselves offering you said drink, along with extra grape soda and vanilla icecream just incase.

"Wow thank you!" You said taking the drink and extras. Hopper placed a plate infront of you. "Here comes the Gravey train choochoo!" You mom said earning a laugh from both you and your dad.

A toy train in fact made its way across the table stopping infront of you to dump gravey on your plate.

"Mmh! This is so good!" Youbsaid stuffing your mouth full of food. "More?" Hopper asked.

"No thank you I'm stuffed." You said leaning back and taking a last sip of your icecream float.

Hopper took the plate from you and your mother placed a cake before you that read 'Welcome home'

"Home?"

"We've been expecting you for a while!" Hopper said.

"Wow...uh..really?"

"Of course! You beling here! With your family!"

You smiled lightly.

"Thanks...but It's late...I should go to bed.."

"Oh of course!" You stood up and they both followed you to your bedroom. You crawled into bed and they took turns kissing your forhead and wishing you a goodnight. You slowly drifted off to sleep peacefully.

"It was so weird!" You said throwing a rock into the water infront of you.

"Well it was just a dream, nothing to freak about." Robin shrugged.

"Yea I mean your mom was there it couldn't have been real..."

You and robin both glared at Steve. "I...well thats not what I meant..." He gulped slinging his own rock into the water.

"He's right though." You said softly. "But it just...it felt so real! The food the...feeling! But I woke up and the door was all bricked up again..."

"That's just further proof it was only a dream." Robin said as you sat beside her.

"Yea..." It was already late afternoon and you had decided to stay out until the sun had set well into night.

Steve had dropped robin off at her house and so you sat alone with him in his car as he took you home.

"Sorry about what i said...about your mom..."

He said finally. "No...it's ok...like i said you where right...it's just a dream..." He frowned slightly, you could tell he was beating himself up about it.

In all honestly you hadn't gotten off on the best of feet with him but it's wasn't so awful to be around him, he just had a hard time telling when to open his mouth and when to keep it shut. But you liked him.

"Well here we are." He said pulling up to the house. "Thank." You said with a smile before getting out and going inside.

"Hey kid!" Hopper said happily as you stepped inside.

"Hey!" You smiled. "Oh hey, sorry I never got around to finding that key for you."

"Thats ok I found it"

El stood in the door way with a concerned look. "What are you-" you hurried to your room and pulled the key out and showed him.

"You where right though...there was nothing there." You shrugged going back to your room.

"Bad place." You jumped at El's voice behind you. "What?"

"Don't keep going there it's a bad place..." She said quietly. "What bad place?"

"El! Its Mike's on the phone!" El quickly left to take the phone.

"Bad place?..."

[pebblevote]

Watchalong: Soul Hunter

Kendra:

I'm going to watch ... SOUL HUNTER

NO...don't fire your REAR ENGINES to slow down

Ooh sexy Obama doctor

Complete with eyebrow waggle

Discoooooo jump out of hyperspace

Out of controoooool

I just noticed the giant preying mantis in the intro for the first time?

Tony:

who is clearly receiving an american express card

PRODUCT PLACEMENT

Kendra:

Data crystalsssss

Ooh commander has such a sexy voice for "first contact...I waaant it"

No no no don't move your ship that wayyyyy

Tony:

I am human. we are humans. welcome...to our station

*suggestive eyebrows*

*flounce*

Kendra:

Ooh he GRAPPLED that ship successfully

Why are the floors flat? Isn't the ship rotating to create artificial gravity? So ... round?

Tony:

it’s simply the illusion of flatness. the station is actually about 800,000 miles in diameter

Kendra:

"Shock-dot? Shock-dot?"

Yikes

That is a crushingly fast spin

Tony:

get ready for some intense overacting

they really needed some time to work things out in the beginning

Kendra:

Yeah the bald headgear woman is giving me whiplash

Tony:

Delenn. who I promise becomes less excruciating

unlike, say, Garibaldi

Kendra:

I'm only here for her popcorn frustration. Tell me she "eats" popcorn again

Tony:

I can’t swear to it

but she does eat other things?

ONSCREEN EVEN

and they are important things

and also maybe her enemies

Kendra:

Oh dear god

Does she pick them apart with her fingernails over cocktails with Garralousaldi?

Tony:

she’s too classy for that

not for cocktails

but for Garriscarii

Kendra:

The doctor. is he extra shiny for a reason?

Tony:

he just is

he is a statement of being

Kendra:

She was watching Donald Duck with him...why not drinks?

Tony:

wonderful being

Kendra:

Kniiiiife

Whoa that murderer has great hair

Creepy old man is creepy

Tony:

easy breezy beautiful I killed a girl

Kendra:

Quoting creepy things

Why does his head have mud flaps

"We are not thieves! We are parodies of holy men and shaman stereotypes!"

Oh I know what bothers me about him

He reads like an MFA student at a poetry reading

Particularly sex poems and nature profundities

Tony:

YES

he does

so much ardor. so much passion. such soul. it’s like william shatner.

Kendra:

William Shatner with mud flaps over his ears

Tony:

william ‘mudkip’ shatner

Kendra:

Flatter

*Flatner

Tony:

for some reason I think his nickname should be giggles

Kendra:

That's okay. Mine is goggles.

Tony:

both excellent choices for mr. I-have-bluetooth-in-my-forehead

Kendra:

I'm really disappointed it doesn't light up

Seems such a shame to leave a Logan's Run reference unturned

Tony:

it could also have made a fun sound

which they could’ve incorporated in his action figure if they made one

Kendra:

Nyyyyooom nyoooom

Tony:

missed opportunity, that

Kendra:

Why didn't they?

Tony:

oh, they made action figures

I have several

just none with sound

Kendra:

Bruce Boxleitner is supposed to show up eventually, right?

Ughhh

Tony:

oh yes oh yes. second season.

Kendra:

Good

He adorned "Tron Legacy" like a king

Tony:

and so shall he here

Kendra:

THE MUSIC

WHY

Tony:

to you remind you it’s there

Kendra:

oh no there is an orb

A floating orb

Oh god oh god

Tony:

HEY IN CASE YOU FORGOT I am the music which is made from someone beating up a synthesizer in a back alley

Kendra:

I just realized it looks like labia

The thing on his head

Tony:

he seems to be labiaoring under the delusion that it doesn’t

Kendra:

Ughhhhhh

Oh no a preying mantis with humanoid arms is leading the sexface holy man??

Tony:

a muppety praying mantis, thankyouverymuch

#makealiensmuppetsagain

Kendra:

Make coming around a corner dramatic again

Tony:

oh they’ll definitely do that

and then some

and the music will be there to remind you

Kendra:

MUDFLAPS TWO

Tony:

one does not simply walk around corners

Kendra:

one *poses* around corners

Why is GarshopsAldi not commander? He has a point about the commander being so heroic. The commander does like 90% of the protection of the ship

Station

Thing

Tony:

he really does. as much as Garybaldy is not my favorite character, he does get the best opportunities to show common sense and be logical. sometimes.

“well, Garibaldi kind of has a point”

that’s the show in a nutshell

Kendra:

*delivers monologue over unconscious body while staring off into the middle distance*

This guy is hardcore for a poetry major

MOOOOSIC

Tony:

because he just kinda straight up tortures Delenn here and idk no one really talks about it?

Kendra:

why don't they swap places? It would be more efficient

Tony:

I read that as “why don’t they swan places?"

and I thought OH BUT THEY DO

Kendra:

And it would ensure we never have to see gallaboldi eat, ever again

Tony:

eh I could get into it

Kendra:

What is he distilling

Her blood?

Tony:

he’s bleeding her like a pomegranate?

Kendra:

Soul juice doesn't feel right

Pomegranate doesn't bleed

Unless...crushed

Oh no he has a ... GUN

ARE THOSE ...

laser pointers?

Why is the commander alone???

Tony:

he’s going to remind you what points you need to remember for the exam

TO

DEATH

Kendra:

He has a phone!! Thing!!!

Just ask for directions already

Bloody useless men

Tony:

yup, that’s pretty much the show too

Kendra:

Murder babies are orbing

Tony:

murder babies gon fucking fuck you up, head labia man

Kendra:

Nooooo

Noooooo

His belly is glowing

Tony:

head labia man could also refer to the gynecologist in charge

Kendra:

Aw

Captain soft eyebrows the Dellem

It WAS blood

Tony:

he literally took like a whole leg’s worth of blood out of her

but she’s gonna fucking walk it off

Kendra:

Mmmm he really needs not to smile coyly

Tony:

because she is a BEAST

Kendra:

"I knew you would come"

Sexy eyes

She has killer eyeliner for a walking helmet

"Keyword search" no no nineties STAY DEAD

Tony:

one wears one’s best eyeliner when one is going to be bled to death and then eaten as a murder baby orb by a cosmic vacuum

Kendra:

"There's always time ..."

UNLESS YOU AIRED ON FOX

Was the second soul hunter even required, at all?

Tony:

nope

in my mind he was named steve

and he led a mediocre life

Kendra:

Cosmic baby bubble wrap

Those were empty Christmas tree ornaments weren't they

CUT TO BLACK

Tony:

probably. wouldn’t surprise me.

the whole episode can be distilled to one line

Delenn is on the Gray Council

DONE

Kendra:

Cool. Can't wait for episode 3. Since it's called "Born to the Purple" I'm going to take it that everyone is wearing togas. The whole episode. Just that, togas.

Tony:

you’re in for a pleasant surprise or a disappointment