#spide changed him

[cjaus]

pov you didnt pay your taxes

[byunpum]

My lost child(special edition "mothers day")

Pair: Aunt Sully human x Spider Socorro (mother and son) and Jake sully.

Warning: None, cute and sentimental.

Note: A little oneshot to celebrate Mother's Day with Auntie Sully. Why not? I hope you like it very much.

I have made several parts of 'My lost child" Here they are:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

You were preparing a warm bath for your naughty little boy. Spider had a bit of a high fever, because he was out looking for some kind of gift for you. Because of Mother's Day. Norm had told him that Mother's Day was celebrated on Earth on a day like today. So the 5 year old boy went out alone to look for some kind of surprise. Your nephew lo'ak wanted to help him, but to spider's bad luck he didn't have as strong an immune system as lo'ak. So a cold was the first thing he encountered before your gift.

"Brother…have you seen spider?" you ask your brother. You both had just come in from a routine walk around the rocks hallelujah. Norm was supposed to stay and take care of spider, but it turns out that when you enter the lab you don't find him and norm is asleep at his desk. "mmm no, did you ask neytiri?" says jake, accompanying you both to go look for neytiri. When you arrive you see that neytiri has a smaller figure in her arms, and you see mo'at touching the forehead of that little thing. You quickly recognize her little whimpers. "Spider!!!" you shout a little as you approach your child.

"I found lo'ak and spider near the puddles, the boy was very dizzy and tired" says neytiri. She had learned to love spider thanks to you. When she found out that the baby you were adopting belonged to the man who had hurt her so much. It was hard for her to accept. But she loved you so much…you were part of her family. You were also her sister, so she had to learn to love her new nephew. "That's just a fever," Mo'at says calmly. Handing you a piece of cloth with a cream on it, it helped to bring down the fever. "You have to let him build up immunity…he's still very weak," mo'at says. Everyone knew you could be a little overprotective of spider, a little …. much. You felt that any plant could swallow him at any time.

Neytiri hands you your boy, who calmed down when he could smell it was you. Clinging to your arms and saying a little "mama". You hold him and thank them for taking care of him. "Thank you" you say, getting up from the floor. So you can carry spider to your room in the lab. "And yes…I'll try not to be so 'protective'" you joke, but mo'at rolls his eyes upward. She knew you were never going to do that. You take spider to your room and settle him on the bed.

"Ok…my little guy. Let's give you a bath and then we'll rest" you say, while the boy lies down on the bed. Holding in his little hands some wooden play pieces that Jake had made him for his 3rd birthday. You enter the bathroom, which was not far from your bed. The room was very small, but perfect for the two of you. "How about we find some movies from max's old computer?" you continue talking and notice that spider had already gotten off the bed and was walking towards you.

"Mom…I…give…you…a…present. It's for you" says spider, in a weird mix of navi and english language. "Oh yeah? What is it?" you ask, watching as your son pulls out his small bag. A bag that Neytiri had made for him so that lo'ak, neteyam and he would have the same one. His small hands held a kind of flower, a flower that was all wilted and a colorful rock. Everything was wet and broken, but the boy's hands were understanding and he had a big smile on his face. Your little baby was so proud of what he had found. "It's for my mommy…take it mommy…it's for you" spide hands you the whole mixture in your hand.

You grimace, but quickly change your expression when you notice that he is watching you very carefully. You relax a little and laugh. "This is my first mother's gift…thank you sweetheart" you lean in and give him a kiss on the tip of his nose. "I knew you'd like it. You're my best mom…I love you mom" says spider, running from the bathroom to the bed. The boy is laughing with happiness. Tears were coming to your eyes, but you controlled yourself. "How about we find somewhere to put all this stuff and then you can have your bath" you say. Spider moves up with his face.

After finding a special space for your gifts and a long bath. Spider fell asleep from exhaustion. Besides, his fever had started to rise and Norm had given you some painkiller so he could rest. You were just putting some clothes back when you heard a tapping on the window. You see peeking through the window was Jake's face, signaling for you to come out for a moment.

You drop everything, and leave the lab, putting on your mask to meet your brother. "Hello…is something wrong?" it was already very late and it seemed strange that your brother was calling you at this hour. "I just wanted to say Happy Mother's Day," says Jake, settling in next to you so he can sit next to you. "I don't think so…spider is" you start to speak, but Jake interrupts you.

"Mom would be so proud of you…hell yes she would. To see what you've done for that boy is admirable. You've done a good job. You deserve to be a mom…no matter what 'that person told you'." jake says. you knew he was talking about Miles, and all the times he had humiliated you for not being able to give him a child. Your eyes were filled with tears, you could barely see your brother. "So…happy mother's day sister….I may be older than you, but for as long as I can remember you have always been like my mother since mom died. I love you" says jake, you burst into tears. You couldn't hold back the tears. Leaning back in Jake's arms, while he held you tightly. "Yeah…I deserve it."

[lildoodlenoodle]

First things first(spoilers for spiderverse/spidergeddon and comic noir storyline) this is a long post but you’ll have fun I promise. As always feel free to engage with the post, I’d love to hear different theories/opinions/conclusions on this in the tags or comments. Sorry it took so long!

Now I’m gonna say something morbid:

Spider Noir’s death in the comics was hilarious

Jarring, but hilarious. Like why’d he grab him like that. I physically had to shut off my iPad and go for a walk after this scene when I first read it.

But to my point, you know how some people say your birth mark is how you died in your last life?

Well post resurrection we might have A, B, and C:

(Now before anyone gets on me for, why would you do that/even think of this? In my defense, I couldn’t remember where he was grabbed, it’s been a while since I’ve read these. I thought it was gonna be on his back or shoulder and I’d give him a burned on handprint going all ‘gripped you tight and raised from perdition’ which is cool, fun, sexy, and conveniently hidden. Then I reread it and it’s basically a permanent face palm. Also pretend his face looks the same in every one. Couldn’t decide on hair either lol.)

Either way post resurrection Peter should have physical after effects of his resurrection. Either lines all over his body from having the life force sucked out of him or birth/burn marks on his face. I think this would be hilarious, angsty, and interesting. I also hate when people are just resurrected willynilly. LET THE TRAUMA OF DYING AND COMING BACK TAKE ITS TOLE. Especially if it’s multiple times.

In MK: Midnight Mission they, pretty recently, came up against this problem with the MK system being resurrected over and over again and facing really no visible consequences. But then we find out, there isn’t really a limit(ignoring the whole Khonshu imprisonment), but eventually mentally, there will be nothing left to resurrect. And the mindless mummy warrior creatures we meet from Khonshu’s ‘world’ were old avatars that wasted away from resurrections. It explains the alterations and perversions of the MK system’s mental conditions, because they are actively being altered and changed, to be brought back, by a multidimensional creature that doesn’t care about their mental health/state(that Khonshu takes advantage of, knowing what he’s doing). Sound familiar?

Now, time to get philosophical. Ship of Theseus.

What is it? Ship of Theseus is an ideological/philosophy problem about a king, Theseus, who saved the children of Athens from king Minos and the Minotaur and then sailed his ship to Delos. Then each year Athenians would sail that same ship from Athens to Delos in celebration of the myth. Over time they kept replacing parts of the ship for maintenance purposes, till every plank had been replaced, so they could still make the voyage. Now the question is, is it still the same ship? At what point did it stop becoming that original ship? And does it matter?

Applying this philosophical exercise to resurrection, with what we know above, we can get an interesting dialogue going. But, with that said, it’s important to keep in mind that the resurrection process in this context with these multidimensional gods isn’t explained with enough detail to really take it apart. Like what happens to the soul? Is the brain damage we know Marc has from repeatedly dying and his brain repeatedly going without oxygen or is it from just interacting with a multidimensional god? Is the spider god comparable to Khonshu? Is the spider god even real, if not what or how was Peter actually resurrected? And if it is real, what is its main goal? At least with Khonshu we know he has an agenda. What does it want, what’s its end game?

But let’s get into it anyways.

Now, you may be wondering, why do I keep saying multiple resurrections in regards to Spider noir? I am so glad you asked! I believe Peter's initial spider bite killed him. He had to go to the afterlife to actually see the spider god. That’s why we really only see them three times, at the initial power conception, Peter’s resurrection, and when Peter goes to the ‘underworld’ in the 2020 run. We see something similar with Khonshu in Midnight mission, while he’s in space jail, Marc can only see him during resurrections or while he’s dead. And while we’re comparing the MK system to spider noir, when Marc got his powers, he basically had to die first. That was implied to be his first resurrection. So this wouldn’t be a one off situation. We have some rules.

What we don’t see with Moonknight and Khonshu is visual physical change. Outside of the ghost bird skull armor the boys aren’t visually changing. Meanwhile, Peter has physically turned into a monster before and turned completely back. In #4/5 of the 2020 noir run the cicada stone/pink meteor turns people into monsters, but not everyone. Huma turns, Shocker turns, Peter turns, and all the resurrected villains(one guy just explodes). But Hu-Ri and Checkpoint Red don’t, until Hu-Ri touches the stone. Huma and Peter are both in close proximity to eldritch beings, them turning into inspired versions of those beings make sense. The Shocker turns because he spent so much time holding onto the stone, whereas Red hasn't. But notice Shocker and Hu-Ri don’t turn into an animal inspired version of themselves like Huma and Peter do, he becomes more of a hulk like creature, because he isn’t attached to an other-worldly being. And when Peter turned back he essentially said “that hurt like a bitch” and kept moving.

If we want to keep with the canon noir timeline and going with the idea that the Spider god is either continuously changing Peter, or just changing him during resurrections this would explain the webbing and mood/personality change from the 2009 comics to the 2020 comics. But that’s boring and too simple and I hate the time jump so fuck that shit.(again another post).

So let’s focus back on ‘Ship of Theseus’ in the context of resurrection. We have too many questions about the process of resurrection for spider noir to properly have this conversation, but I’m going to try anyways. Let’s hit what we know again: resurrection changes your brain chemistry/structure, the spider god is changing Peter throughout the series, Peter has possibly had three resurrections, the spider god resurrected Peter from a different dimension, which confirms this is a multidimensional being(if she exists but shhhh). So now that we’ve established that there are changes happening to Peter(one way or another) we know that the spider god is ‘repairing’ Peter throughout the series or ‘replacing his boards’ so to speak.

At what point is this no longer Peter? Is it when he is no longer recognizable as a human? Or is it when there is nothing left in his mind to resurrect? Or has this never been Peter, or rather not since his first resurrection when he got his powers? Is this change sudden or slow? Is it the resurrection that turns him into something else, is it slow build up like an Iodine Clock titration and one day he just wakes up no longer human, or is it a slow process of subtle changes? But if the latter, what’s the change that does it? What defines Peter’s humanity? Does it matter if he’s human or not? Does it change anything for him if he’s no longer human in body and mind?

Part of the answer may lie in the villains we see through the 2009 and 2020 runs. In the first run the main villains were the Goblin and the Vulture. Both who were implied to not be human or having physical inhuman qualities(but I’m partially ignoring the whole carney thing cause honestly it’s ableist and boring). In Eyes Without A Face, the second run, the main villains are the Crime Master and Dr. Octavious, both humans with no inhuman or supernatural qualities. For simplicity sake, let’s focus on Octavious and Goblin. In comparing the two I think most people would agree Octavious is the more heinous of the two. Goblin takes on the role of a mob boss. He runs a crime empire, exploiting the defenseless in New york. It’s nothing new and he’s even somewhat sympathetic ‘I’m finished with freakshows’, you can understand how he got where he is. This is not to say he isn’t a villain but he very much fits the ‘villain with a tragic backstory’. People look at him like he is a monster, we, the reader, start out the story knowing what he is.

Whereas Octavious is not even remotely sympathetic because there is no empathizing with how he ended up there and why he does what he does. He is not only othered by his actions but also by the narrative for his disability(it’s important to acknowledge the ableism in his story but that is another post). Ultimately his delusions and the acts he commits make him a much more sinister monster than Norman, despite Norman actually having stereotypical qualities of a monster.

Then we have Huma and Shocker from the 2020 run. Huma is the closest person we see who is in a similar situation to Peter in terms of the spider god. While we don’t know all the details, whether she is the same as Peter, bearing a curse of power, or the actual god. Either way she presents as human and is not treated differently than any other human woman. At the end of the series we realize how corrupt she is and that she’s been working with Nazi’s, not necessarily for the ideology but to achieve what she wants. Her transformation is the nail in her coffin of her monsterous perception. The question is did we need her to look like a monster to see her as one?

In general we are left with more questions and theories than answers.

But onto my subjective answers to the questions. My answers might change over time so don’t hold me to them.

Of course it matters if Peter has humanity. Peter Parker across the board is one of the characters who HAS to hold himself to a moral code or he falls apart and becomes the villain(well maybe not the villain but you know what I mean) of the story. He holds back during fights and has a no kill policy for a reason.(Good men don’t need rules, today is not the day to find out why I have so many.-dr.who) But noir Peter isn’t your typical Peter. He kills, he maims, he doesn’t hold back. With that said, he still is held together by his morality. It’s just different than what we are used to seeing from Peter, but don’t mistake that as a lack of morality. However, do I think it’s a very real possibility that this morality could be eroded over time especially considering his home world and the above circumstances? Absolutely. Peter is someone who historically needs someone to ground him and ‘make’ him human. This is normally May Parker, Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy, occasionally Harry Osborn, Daredevil, Johnny Storm, and Flash Thompson, and the ghost of Ben Parker. Dude lives by a passing saying of a dead relative, he clearly doesn’t have a super solid moral compass. I think this is part of the reason the noir comics kept his relationship with May and Mary Jane(I disagree but whatever whatever), because he needs support to stay grounded.

Now, under what circumstances is Peter no longer Peter? I’m going with the Iodine Clock titration theory. Just drop after drop of ‘changes’ and morally questionable decisions that don’t seem to hold much weight, until he does something truly off the reservation. Like seeing himself do something truly horrific that a couple years ago he would have never done and shocking himself out of it. Or looks in the mirror and doesn’t see a person staring back. For either circumstance, because he’s appalled with himself or struck by the fact he doesn’t really care. This is not to say I don’t think he could come back from this but holy shit will it be a process.

But it brings us back to ‘If there is too much power then it is the responsibility of the people to take it away.’ Peter losing his humanity puts him in the Goblin’s place as the one with great power that cannot be trusted from the first comic. Whether it’s the resurrections, the spider god ‘replacing’ parts of him, or him just being pushed to the brink mentally that does it. Whether the change is physical, neurological, spiritual, or mental. This ‘Peter’ is not the Peter we first meet in 1932.

This is a different ship, and you can sail and stay on the same course in memory of, or under the false pretense of being, the original as many times as you want, but you cannot bring back the parts you replaced and undo the ‘improvements’ you made. But that doesn’t need to make Peter a monster.

[yandereinc]

Isekai - Yandere!ShalnarkxFem!Reader 05

All chapters Previous chapter Synopsis: You have an unfortunate encounter with Truck-kun which leads you to wake up in the HXH universe.

"So, let's get to know each other, Y/N."

Those words brought a grimace to your face. You already knew too much about Shalnark and you weren't interested in him getting to know you better. He and the troupe could abuse your powers and you did not want to help a bunch of mass-murdering thieves,

"Alright, I suppose… How about we take turns asking questions?" You suggested. You really didn't want to but you doubted that you could make Shalnark change his mind. The only comfort was that wasn't Pakunoda, he couldn't tell if you were lying or not.

Your suggestion pleased him immensely, as evident by the smile he wore.

"I would say ladies first but since you know so much about me already I think it's only fair if I go first," Shalnark smiled.

He didn't even wait for a response from you to ask his question.

"Where are you from?"

You expected a question like that. While you could just reply with your hometown you were sure that would bite you in the ass sooner or later. Seeing as this world was different from your own the change that your hometown existed in any shape or form was small.

You did your best to think of a place they mentioned in the anime. But the only two places that came to mind were Whale Island and Kukuroo Mountain. You didn't want to drag Mito and the other residents of Whale island down with you if things went south but Kukuroo mountain wasn't an option either. That's where the Zoldycks lived and a Zoldyck you were not.

You wanted to say York New but he would question why you were staying at a hotel if you really came from here. Not to mention since he looked you up already he knew you had no history of living anywhere.

"Pass." You ended up saying, realizing you were lost in your thoughts by the way Shalnark smiled at you.

"Pass?"

"Yeah, how about we each get 5 passes? Dates might be for getting to know each other better but this is still just our first date." You tried to reason with him.

He responded with a sigh before resting his cheek on the palm of his hand. "Only because you're so cute." Shalnark grinned.

"Great. That makes it my turn now. Why is Phinks here?" You asked as you looked at the other blonde.

He was currently sitting alone at a table. Having dinner by himself. You wonder why nobody joined him. While Uvogin would stand out too much in this crowd another spide could surely join him.

"I asked him to join as backup."

You were surprised the spider would admit he asked Phinks to join as backup. Almost a little flattered that he thought he needed reinforcements to deal with you.

"My turn again! How much do you know about the phantom troupe?"

That question almost made you grin. You were glad he didn't ask any personal questions. On top of that, you knew a lot about the phantom troupe. While you didn't read the manga you have read too many wikia pages.

"Enough. But if you want me to tell you everything I know about you guys I want another three passes." You figured trying to bargain with him could help you avoid his questions about yourself. Five passes seemed like a lot but you didn't know how long this date would last.

This clearly intrigued him and he took a few moments before he nodded. "That sounds good to me. Now tell me what you know."

Glad that he agreed you took a sip of your wine before speaking up again.

"I know that you all have spider tattoos. Your rank is on the spider's back. I know that you're number 6 and that there are 13 members in total." You paused to get a good look at him. So far you haven't really said anything that was too important but he still looked fairly impressed with you.

"I know the names of everyone in the troupe. Your leader is named Chrollo and has number one. Number one is Nobunaga. Number 2 is Feitan. Number 3 is Machi. Number 4 is Hisoka. Number 5 is Phinks. You're as I already said number 6. Franklin is number 7. Number 8 is Shizuku. Number 10 is Bonolenov. Number 11 is Uvogin and number 12 is Kortopi."

As you numbered the members his smile only seemed to widen. He was about to say something but you cut him off,

"And yes I do know your nen abilities."

The moment you said that you regretted it. Panick covered your features as he looked at you in delight.

"Do you now?" He asked, excited to know that you knew about nen. Eager to learn your abilities because again you had a leg up to him.

"If you want me to name them all you'll have to give me another three passes," you told him.

"It's fine. I think it's time to end this date anyways."

His words surprised you but not as much as the antenna that was flung your way. Only to have it ricochet off of your skin and onto your lap.

"You should've let me finish speaking. I could've told you that your antennas won't work on me, Pretty boy," you grinned at him. Holding up the antenna as you rested your cheek on your free hand. Mimicking the position he put on earlier.

You expected a lot but he surprised you yet again.

"You think I'm pretty?" He asked with a very enthusiastic smile. Making you blush from embarrassment.

"I mean yeah, but I mostly said it to taunt you," you admitted sheepishly. Your previous cool demeanor melted away like snow on a hot winter's day.

Your shy demeanor made him chuckle. "I was hoping to do this the safest way but that's alright. It would be a shame to turn you into a puppet anyways. And this way we can talk on our way," Shalnark smiled.

You just raised your eyebrow at him.

"Sorry, I was getting ahead of myself." Shalnark chuckled. "I was going to use black voice to take you back to our base. But since that won't work on you you'll just have to come willingly," he explained.

While you were sure as hell didn't want to join them to their base you had no other option. "Just so I don't jump to conclusions what will you do if I don't?"

"Phinks and I will kill everyone here." Shalnark smiled at you as if he didn't just say he would commit atrocities if you didn't join him.

You closed your eyes and sighed. "Fine." You wanted to say that he owed you dinner since you were hungry but that wasn't true.

You don't feel hungry at all despite the fact that you hadn't eaten lunch. You realized that godmode must stop you from feeling hungry too. Nor did you feel the need to go to the bathroom. You wondered what else godmode did. But unfortunately, you weren't allowed to ponder for long.

Shalnark stood up and walked towards you. Helping you out of your seat and making you cling to his arm the same way as before.

You saw him nod at Phinks who nodded back. The blonde got out of his seat and left the building. You and Shalnark soon followed him. You noted that they didn't pay but nobody stopped them.

The car you ended at was a lot less flashy than you thought they would drive but you didn't care.

Ever the gentleman Shalnark opened the door for you. Carefully you climbed into the car. Once comfortable you noticed that Phinks was in the driver's seat while Shalnark joined you in the backseat. His arm around you to pull you against him.

When you looked up you realized that Phinks was looking at you through the rearview mirror. More precisely he was ogling you through the rearview mirror. When he finally did look up at your face you raised his eyebrow at him. Almost giggling when you saw him blush before looking away to focus on driving out of the parking lot.

Feeling a bit out of place now in your fancy dress you turned to Shalnark who was surprisingly quiet for a guy who only minutes ago implied he wanted to talk to you during the ride.

"Would you mind if I changed?" You asked him. Your regular clothes were in your inventory and you'd rather not have anyone ogle at you like Phinks just did.

Shalnark looked at your face before turning his gaze at the small bag you were holding. Probably wondering what could possibly be in that bag. Feeling intrigued he nodded.

"Of course," he grinned. A sparkle in his eyes. You wondered why he seemed so excited until you realized why. He probably thought you would undress.

Well, he was in for a rude awakening. Just like in a video game, you could instantly equip clothes. No undressing needed. So you opened your menu and made your way to the inventory. Your hand movements confused Shalnark but he didn't comment on it.

Within a blink of an eye, you were changed back into your regular clothes. Your purse and fancy clothing now safely in your inventory.

Once you closed your menu again you noticed Shalnark staring at you. Smiling as always. He was about to say something but you cut him off.

"How long until we get there?"

Surprisingly it was Phinks who replied. "Twenty minutes," he said, making you sigh. Since you'd rather not talk to Shalnark you had to find another way to kill some time. Luckily you still had all those game guides in your inventory.

Since you already showed them you could make items disappear and appear at will you decided it wouldn't hurt. So you once again opened your menu to retrieve a game guide.

This time however Shalnark gasped. As quick as lighting he grabbed your wrists in one of his hands. Making you raise his eyebrow at him. For a second you were confused until you remembered Chrollo's ability.

"Relax, it's just a game guide." You held the book up to show the cover to him. "It's nothing like Bandit's secret, just an ordinary book," you explained. Hoping both of them would calm down. Both as you saw Phinks flinch when the game guide appeared.

They did. A little bit.

Phinks glanced at you through the rearview mirror. Deciding to let Shalnark handle things. Shalnark's smile was still there. He didn't say anything. Instead, he used his free hand to take the game guide from you. Looking through it to confirm that it was in fact a regular book.

A delighted smile broke out on his face. "It's just a game guide," he said excitedly. Letting go of your hands so he could properly read the book.

Glad that he let go of your hand while simultaneously annoyed that he stole your book you contemplated opening your inventory to get another guide out. But since you didn't want either of them to panic again you decided against it.

Luckily Shalnark handed your book back only a few moments later. You didn't thank him when he handed it to you. Which made him pout.

"You know, you haven't been a very good date this evening," Shalnark teased. "You daydream, you don't say thanks, you don't answer my questions. Not very nice of you Y/N."

Shalnark was clearly just teasing you but it annoyed you nonetheless.

"That's rich coming from a guy who tried to mind control me."

This just got a laugh out of both Shalnark and Phinks. Making you sigh before you decided to focus on your book. Hoping to find some useful cheat codes that you missed or deemed unnecessary before.

You found some cheat codes that seemed useful. But with godmode on you figured you were fine. Not to mention that Chrollo couldn't steal your abilities.

Not wanting to be caught off guard however you came up with a plan. It was a simple one too. Godmode would protect you and it would show them that they couldn't hurt let alone kill you. Obviously, you couldn't kill them either. Which left you both at a stalemate.

So your plan was to appeal to Chrollo. Show him that you weren't a threat to them. Hopefully, that would make them let you leave.

After a while of reading you were suddenly interrupted by words filling up your vision.

Level up!

The words were quickly replaced by a bar that rapidly filled up. Showing you that you were level 2 now. It confused you immensely. Especially when suddenly two text boxes replaced the bar. One had the words 'save states' and the other had the words 'pause button'. You were about to reach for one of them when once more Shalnark grabbed your wrists. Making your book fall onto your lap again.

"Hey!" You cried out indignantly. Wondering why he did that.

"You should be more aware of your surrounds, Y/N," Shalnark chuckled. You wondered what he meant by that until you realized he must've been looking at you the entire time. He knows now that your 'weird hand movements' made things happen so he must've grabbed you to stop you from doing something else.

"Are you really going to keep holding my wrists for the rest of the ride?" You asked him, clearly frustrated. Not just by Shalnark holding your wrists but also because now the words were still in your vision. Luckily they were transparent but they were still annoying.

"Yep!" He said, picking up the book you dropped. Clearly happy that you bought some game guides as he was weirdly fond of them.

You could only watch as the words disappeared in front of you. You panicked, wondering if you missed your chance now. When you noticed two new things in your vision you calmed down. Your level indicator showed that you were level 2. And the menu button had an icon that showed you had a notification or message.

Hopefully, that meant you could still make a decision later.

You calmed down again, closing your eyes. Just in time for the car to stop. Causing you to immediately open your eyes.

"We're here."

[floof-ghostie]

casually leans on wall and hands you a microphone. how was the spiderverse experience i want all the deets (ive already watched it dw about spoilers👍🏾)

Ohhhh Strap in we're gonna be here for a while (Imma do this in point form for this, because so many thoughts, no energy for real paragraphs

Okay the animation. THE ANIMATION MEDIUMS. So many cool methods. I loved the colour changes in Gwen's universe. HOBIE'S ENTIRE THING, THE WAY HE'S ANIMATED OMG

Mumbattan is such a cool city, I love mashing irl cities to make one cool megacity so much it's such a lil fave worldbuilding thing of mine

Pavitr is so great, I love him, idek how to talk about him I just like him a lot. Him and his gf make such a cute pair too!

Also him saying "I don't use product, just coconut oil, prayer, and good genetics". I love him

The chai tea scene. God he's so great

THe character design is amazing and sososososo cool!! I love that we see the characters change (Gwen's hair growing longer and pinker, Miles' growth spurt, Peter B.'s bathrobe, MAYDAY's LIL SPIDER HAT THAT MJ PROLLY MADE FOR HER).

I love Pravitr's costume glowup. Thank you to whoever arranged for that.

Also, Hobie??? His lace coded boots?? His locs??? HIS FUCKING PIERCINGSSS??? HOW HE COMPARED A FUCKING VOID TO CAPITALISM??? Him taking a liking to Mayday, and straight up SHOWING MILES HOW TO GET OUT OF THE FORCE FIELD WITH A LIL SMIRK?!!! I need him. Need his gender. I love his anarchist ass.

His design really calls back to the punk scene in England, and I love the way he reminds me of old newspapers

Speaking of Hobie, holy shit that guy was flirting with Miles. I know what you are (pls Hobie do u like enbies?)

"I hate the AM, I hate the PM (prime minister probably, idk for sure) AND I HATE LABELS" I love you

Daniel Kaluuya, thank you for your service.

Also Hobie and Gwen make such a funny friendship. But I don't ship them.

The themes of growing up, and Miles' parents being worried about Miles and the people he's with...I nearly cried in the theatre, and I don't normally cry during stuff.

You can just tell that black people were making the big decisions for this movie. Aaron and Rio asking Miles why he took the braids out. Jeff and Rio being like "On time means 5 minutes early", I felt so at home watching this movie. I'm not even from Brooklyn but I just felt so at home at all the interactions Miles had with his neighbors. Even the random storeowner.

Like ppl were speaking aave, using patois, Hobie's accent. And none of that was played for laughs (except for Hobie's lingo but that's a little different bc he's British)

I love how Miles' Ganke is so different from Peter Parker's Ganke. It's such a fun detail how Miles' Ganke was like "I'm not gonna be your guy in the chair".

I love that despite the general "Canon" for Spider Man, there are some differences! I love those intricate details!

And the way the lady in the office was so hasty to force the narrative of them "struggling" when that really wasn't the case? Hit real close to home. I just love the Davis-Morales family

I love the way that the Spot isn't like a general "mildly bad" villain like I originally assumed. I really thought he'd be kind of a "setup" villain, or something that they'd have to clean up and THEN Miles would take care of Miguel and them.

I especially love the way that The Spot is someone from the first movie, who we don't even know until his backstory is brought up.

His voice is also perfect too. He sounds like a complete loser.

Miguel O'Hara. Meet me outside, I just wanna talk

No For real though, he talks a lot of shit about Miles being "The Original anomaly" when his ass needs to inject himself with some kinda spider-fluid to maintain his powers??? Mind you, he tried to force himself into a reality that wasn't his.

This guy is just an A-class hater. What do you have against Miles, honestly???

On the subject of the Spider Verse I think it's so cool how there were so many callbacks to the original canon of Spiderman! I loved seeing the og live action Spider Men in the film too!

And the easter eggs! I couldn't keep up with them all!

Also, wtf was Childish Gambino there. I mean I'm not mad, I actually found Miles' staring at him really funny

I love Issa Rae's voice! But Jessica, queen, please don't fight, you is PREGNANT

Also idk why but for some reason I thought Jessica and Miguel were married in the beginning. Not completely sure.

Gwen being like "Can you adopt me?" when first meeting Jessica...She's so real

Also Gwen is so sososososo so so trans. It's so great

THE ENDING FUCKING DESTROYED ME ARE YOU KIDDING???? 42-Miles being the Prowler?? I'M NOT OKAY BUT I'M SO EXCITED to see what happens!!

But in all seriousness, all the feelings in the movie talked about and the the things left unresolved for the next movie is just. You can tell this was such a labour of love and all the animators were so happy and excited to work on it. I cannot wait for Beyond the Spider Verse!! I'm still buzzing!!

[unpublishediary]

Cracked Phone (part one)

PAIRING‧₊˚ Peter Parker x Fem!Reader

SYNOPSIS‧₊˚ Reader experiences a loss of a loved one and has Peter to help her, just like he helped her though the loss of Ben.

WARNING(S)‧₊˚ talk of greif, angst

| masterlist | (requests open) |

When Peter and y/n met it had been around Ben’s passing. At the time, Peter wasn't exactly open to inviting new people into his life. Looking back at it now, he regretted the way he treated y/n the first couple times she tried to talk to him, but she understood and was patient. He eventually let her in, and since then they’ve been closer than ever.

In the silent classroom, the piercing ring of the phone room stole both of their attention, along with half of the class.

After glancing up quickly to see the teacher make her way to the sound, y/n brushed it off and resumed her work, scribbling the answer to a problem she finished, and turned to the boy next to her.

“Pete,��� she whispered to the boy sitting next to her, but he didn’t respond keeping his eyes glued to the paper which caused y/n to scoff. “Peeta bread.” She tried again, but still nothing. Petty was the last option, “Spide-“

“Y/n,” Peter whispered trying to hide his smirk, “shut up.”

She raised her eyebrows, and playfully kicked his leg with her own, “what did you get for question seven?”

He looked back to his paper, scanning question eighteen. “How are you that behind-“

“Not everyone’s as fast as you,” she whispered, “just tell me.”

“I got-“

“Anya?” A new voice joined in. She looked up and made eye contact with her teacher across the room.

Peter didn’t look up, thinking they were going to get scolded for talking again.

It reminded him of the last time she got caught talking. They made eye contact, and the next minute they were straight up dying of laughter. They both got in trouble, and he knew that if he looked up they would be kicked out of class.

“Please come here for a second.”

His plan changed when he heard the tone of his teacher's voice, he watched y/n get out of her seat and followed her beeline to the front. The teacher quickly moved out of the way, holding the phone out for her to take, then turned to the class, “everyone keep on working.”

He looked down at his paper, but he wasn’t interested in the problems anymore.

Slightly looking up, so the teacher wouldn’t see him sneaking a look towards the front, he saw y/n take the phone, muttering something along the lines of a thank you.

The teacher moved to the other side of her desk, and started writing on a small pink slip. Why would she need a pass?

While the teacher was distracted, he tried to grab Anya’s attention by staring at her. It was the best he could do at that point and that’s when he saw it. The expression on her face changed completely. It was like she went through many emotions at once.

Shaking her head, she set the phone down, not even bothering to put it back on the stand. Then rushed out the room. Something was definitely wrong.

Peter hesitantly got out of his seat to follow her. He was expecting his teacher to tell him to sit down, but it didn’t come. Pushing open the door, he looked to the left to see y/n with her back facing him. Slowly making his way towards her, he saw her pulling out her phone a little too quickly. It fell out of her hands and onto the ground.

Peter, who already made his way to her, picked it up. “What’s going on?”

The only response he got was her taking the phone out his hands, and turning around so her back was facing him once again, her breathing turned shallow.

“Y/n?” He questioned, walking around so he could see her face again. She dialed a number and put the phone up to her ear. Waiting for someone to pick up, her eyes were glued to the floor.

“Who are you calling?” no response again.

Soon after, he heard a familiar voicemail, she was calling her mom. He waited to see what she did next. And what she did was call her mom again,

then again,

then again.

She was on her fourth call when Peter spoke up, “we could try her work phone? I don’t think she’ll answer her mobile.” he didn’t expect a reply, but attempted to speak to her anyway.

“No.” She said while shaking her head, tears threatening to drop, “She is this time.”

She turned out to be wrong, but it didn’t stop her from calling again. Every unanswered call raised her frustration and if Peter knew anything, he knew something was definitely wrong.

“Y/n-“

“Shit” Her phone dropped out of her hands again. She made no attempt to even look at it again and started to walk to her locker.

“Please calm down-“

“How the hell am I supposed to calm down Peter!” He didn’t reply due to him being in slight shock about the tone she used. “My mom— my mom she—” Her voice cracked into silence.

She didn’t attempt to say anything anymore, if there was anything y/n hated, it was crying. Especially in front of others and Peter knew that.

Not wanting Peter to see, she turned around then started walking down the hall. Her destination being anywhere but where he was.

————————

Peter didn’t know what her problem was. He was tempted to follow her knowing that she most likely would be leaving the school, but he already had detention two times that week. Silently cringing at the thought of how May reacted the first time, he decided against leaving school. Luckily, science was their last period of the day.

Shortly after the bell rang, he met up with Ned. They decided to get something to eat. On the way, he updated his other best friend about what went down.

After answering more questions than he was comfortable with, Ned told him not to worry about it. It didn't help him though, his mind was entirely focused on what happened. It couldn’t have been that bad. He knew y/n was known for being pretty dramatic.

“Dude, are you still thinking about this?” Ned spoke up as he held the door. “She’s just a girl who is very hard to understand, it will pass.” Peter wasn’t convinced. He turned to Ned, who was currently looking at the menu.

“You don’t get it. She looked very freaked out.”

“Listen, she’s our best friend. She would’ve called us by now if anything happe-“ Ned stopped at the sight of Peter holding up Anya’s slightly cracked phone, “Oh.”

“Yeah.”

Ned wasn’t trying to dismiss the situation because he didn’t care about Y/n. He didn’t want to believe that something bad happened.

“Let’s just go to my house, and talk to her.”

Ned nodded his head, “Alright.”

———————

Shortly after getting their sandwiches, they decided to eat at Peter's house. Ned had to use the bathroom so Peter was waiting for him with his back against the wall.

Nothing around the store spiked his interest, until the tiny tv caught his attention.

“Breaking news. Two hours ago, the people of New York noticed smoke coming out of the well known Trident Lab building. We have been informed of a lab accident, resulting in four casualties. Carnia L/N, A female scientist known for her work around the world, being one of them. We are waiting on more information from our officials-“

“No.” Peter didn’t notice that Ned came out of the bathroom, he couldn’t believe it. He just saw the woman this morning. She was alive and well, and now she’s gone. Y/n must be- Y/n.

He turned to Ned, “we need to go right now.”

Part two coming soon.

[isthatbloodonhisshirt]

Oh My god I love the PJO show! I know they tweaked a bit of the storyline but to me it was still so so good. (Keeping it vague in case you haven't seen it). And the casting was 👨‍🍳💋 (Chef's kiss, but emoji form 😂). I *think* I successfully turned my asks on now if you wanna squeal into the void with me, or rant about changes. Either is fine.

Also.... I tried sending the following story in as an ask a while ago but it got lost to the void and I originally didn't wanna retype it all, but decided to anyway for you, so enjoy the story of why my grandma had a slight beef with RR himself. (Just a warning, it's kinda long bc I don't know how to compress my ramblings, and I also don't remember how I wrote it the first time. Plus, my original submission was before I found out it was totaled and now have to make an extra $300 monthly payment bc of my recklessness. And final FYI, I'm 99% satirical when I say she has beef. I don't *think* she remembers saying this but who knows 🤷‍♀️. I'll just avoid grandma and RR in the same room to avoid the 1% chance 😂

Ok, so on Sept. 28th, 2023, I was going to the Chalice of the Gods book tour in Houston. I had to go straight from work, pick up my younger cousins, and then head to the venue which was like 15 minutes away from their house, but bc I had dealt with Houston traffic getting home we would've gotten there right after 5. OK, no problem. EXCEPT I'm a dumb-dumb who did a really stupid thing and caused a wreck right before we got there (within sight of the venue), but luckily, no injuries were caused to either party. My car ended up being totaled out a week later, and I'm assuming the other car was, too, bc their airbags deployed. I felt so horrible and guilty, and my mom had to come get us, and we ended up missing the entire presentation. (Again - my fault). We did stop by the venue, though, to try and get the "goodie bag" (signed book, shirt, and reusable bag). On the way into the venue, my mom took us to the back way bc it was at my cousin's school and she knew a shortcut. As we were getting out of the car, there was a black SUV in front of us that had just had the occupants enter, and a school officer/HPD officer was walking away back towards the building. The side windows were tinted but the brief glance I got at the front windshield looked like Rick himself, along with Becky and some other people (probably the publisher and driver and whoever else). Anyway, they were trying not to be noticed, and SO WAS I bc I was still processing the wreck and randomly crying again everytime I stopped, so I didn't try to bring attention to him or ourselves. We got in right as the presentation ended and the hallway starts filling up with people and we have to navigate to get our books and stuff. I got a hug from the bookshop employees after explaining what's happening, and then we left. We get home, and I'm talking to my grandma and mentioning about how I possibly saw the author IN HIS CAR ND she goes "well the least he could've done was given you a hug and said sorry you missed it" I was like "I don't think he noticed us" and she said "well still..." (I tried explaining that not everyone who went stayed for the presentation, some people just get the goodie bag and leave (also like the other car I hit) but that still wasn't a good reason for my grandma.

This is so oooold omgggg I am sorry orz I watched the whole show too, and casting was definitely top tier. I really like the main trio, they had really good chemistry together, and Walker has the Percy "why me?" look down soooooo well, we love that XD But all three of them were so good (and don't get me started on Hades, what a freaking legend, absolutely phenom casting on that front lol)

I will admit I was kind of miffed about some of the changes though. Like, why did Grover stay behind during the whole getting the scarf mission, except it wasn't a scarf it was Ares' shield? I don't remember. But like, we didn't learn about Annabeth's fear of spiders or see the flying shoes in action, so??? And also Annabeth peacing out early in the Underworld, why was that necessary? ;~; Idk, overall I did like it and I had fun watching it, but some changes I was kind of confused on because they felt like changes used just to split up the cast and without any real purpose. Buuuut I'm nitpicking lol.

I AM SORRYYYYYY your other ask did come through, I was just not on Tumblr for like, ever. I am sorry orz and I'm sorry your car did end up being totalled :( I had said in the other message that I hoped your car ended up being okay, but it sounds like it wasn't and I am super sorry to hear that :( Hopefully things have calmed down (a year later ahaha |D) and you're doing better since that ordeal ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[swap-dimentio-saga]

While me also thinking about Color Splash swap stuff I'm also doing Sticker Star swap but it's very different like. Our new partner!

Don't really have a name for them yet. But we'll just call them Monarch for now. So I decided to make all the Royal Stickers their own characters I don't really have any designs for them yet but I'll get to it.

Basically I swapped the last Royal Sticker you get with Kersti.

So pretty much how it goes the Sticker Fest is going on but they don't head to where the Sticker Comet is first like Dimentio and King Boo show up together for the Sticker Fest and talking to the Spides on what their wishes would be and seeing them have fun with small stickers.

When it reaches night the Sticker Comet falls and everyone gets excited to grant their wishes but.

O'Chunks shows up and is a bit annoyed that Princess Mimi didn't invite him to Sticker Fest. And she didn't cause she was a bit annoyed at him from the last kidnapping.

And just like Bowser in the original he goes to touch the Sticker Comet because he doesn't know the rules that you're not ment to touch it. And the Sticker Comet breaks but the Royal Stickers don't get seprated but land in the middle of the Sticker Fest confused and a bit annoyed at what happened.

Then Kersti shows up very angry as she yells at everyone for what happened. The Royal Stickers do try and calm her down. But she doesn't listen and says how angry she is at the Sticker Comet breaking and calls everyone there selfish for their wishes and that they don't derserve them.

Monarch does try and calm her down but it only makes her more mad.

And Kersti decides to make sure this never happens again and have the Sticker Comet never come back.

The other Royal Stickers aren't really sure what to do. But Kersti tells that everyone just wanted to selfishly take the wishes for themselves.

Annoyed O'Chunks complains by asking what is she even talking about which annoys Kersti enough to call him an arrogant brute.

Which annoys O'Chunks enough to go an attack her which causes the other Royal Stickers to get mad and try and protect her knocking back O'Chunks which their power.

After that Dimentio goes to intervene but the Royal Stickers stop him and start causing the mess that Bowser did in the original when the Royal Stickers apart from Monarch landed on him agreeing that Kersti is right.

And Kersti sends them off after making a mess of Sticker Fest to make everyone in this kingdom pay.

(That's what I got for a swap au Rewrite of Sticker Star so far I hope it's good. I am going to change up the areas they vist to get the Royal Stickers.)

[cutespide]

These are the Norohoshi siblings! I've mentioned them before yet haven't posted them. The girl is Akemi and the guy is Ōtsuya. They are from my WIP manga project titled Painted Black. More information on them and Painted Black below!

Painted Black is a Shonen manga series set in a hidden magical world. Mages pull from 5 sources of magic, The Natural, The Beyond (think cosmic horror), The Body, The Mind, and The Draconic. Kohei, our main protagonist finds a new home there and fights to protect it.

Name: Akemi Norohoshi (purple hair girl)

Age: 15

Major Source: The Beyond

Minor Source: The Mind

Personality: She is graceful and mostly proper yet doesn't hold herself over others despite her being nobility. She works hard and does her best in everything she does to make her clan and brother proud. However she can sometimes get frustrated with people who act too cool or too brash.

Bio: Born of the Norohoshi noble clan, Akemi is the 2nd in line behind her brother, Ōtsuya. Like all nobility in the magical realm, Akemi is afflicted with with a curse that follows their specific bloodline. The Norohoshi curse afflicts in 2s with strong bonds and causes one to gain the power of the other while the other withers over time. Akemi is the one who suffers while her brother only gets stronger. Despite that she loves him and looks up to him. She makes sure to be the best she can be despite knowing her life will be short.

Name: Ōtsuya Norohoshi

Age: 18

Major Source: The Beyond

Minor Source: The Beyond

*in this case his major and minor source is the same. This makes for an adept mage in their source.

Personality: Ōtsuya changed when the curse took their parents, one for withering and the other who took their own life in the guilt of it all. Previously he was a kind boy who was protective of his sister and devoted a lot of time to her and the clan. After, he became cold and distant. He doesn't talk much but when he does it's with a cold sort of air of nobility.

Bio: Head of the Norohoshi clan, Ōtsuya is considered to be incredibly gifted even for one of their bloodline who benefits from the Norohoshi family curse. He graduated school at just 16 and became part of the guard squad that combats dark wizards. At the beginning of the story he has been away on orders.

[deathfavor]

@oniriqe​​ said: ❝men mock the gods until they need them.❞ (from tsukuyomi to either earl or chrollo)

SIX OF CROWS LEIGH STARTERS

   Though another voice joins the space of the decaying church with its moonlit ruins and spide webs of time, the man of the reversed cross does not lift his eyes from the pages of the ancient text he reads. Such casual disregard conceals the truth - the spider is always alert, always aware when something brushes its web no matter how delicately. He’d known the moment another presence had appeared even before the voice had spoken. It is not arrogance that exudes from the man, only an unwavering calm.

   “  Gods mock men, until they learn to fear them.  “  Chrollo answers back in kind, his gaze never raising nor changing.  “  The gods are victims of themselves, though their flesh may not die like mortals, they can still suffer. Especially for their arrogance. In that, humans and gods are alike. Arrogance, Hubris, is the fall of many. Gods, humans, demons. Arrogance cares naught for who it sinks its teeth into, only that it may feast.  “  His lips curve up slightly, turning a page with gentle care so as not to damage the fragility of it.  

   “  The gods may loathe humans, and humans may loathe the gods. But each can move when the other cannot, thus making them useful pieces to each other. A god can have a human act on their behalf when restrictions might bind their hands. A human can gain strength and power from the gods. Everyone uses everyone.  There is no law that the gods must be kind. But there is also no law that humans must worship. Is that not what the gods love most? Novelty. In all its beauty and its horrors. To ancient deities, there must be nothing so thrilling and threatening as something new or dangerous.  “

  Only now does Chrollo lift his gaze to look upon the one who has joined him in the heart of urban decay, where water drips into stagnant pools and dust fills ever breathe. He neither cowers nor kneels, but allows grey eyes to observe from his perch on cold stone above the alter. His eyes close before he smiles and finally closes the book, granting the other his full attention.  “  Have I merely been lucky enough to be chosen for such a conversation, or was it decided that you would meet me?  “

[libidomechanica]

Untitled (“It was he waters breast”)

Both from belongs them together babe, my beloved forth, their navel is large, when the Song? Yet worth with beauteous but only your needes the look at even more angle in fact, next more. It was he waters breast. While Cymon with this which is justic sound a man can scanted, nor called with myrrh, upon the shall can making to the boat and he tottering like a spide, or like skaters and raiment with changed, opened bride and womankincense of the path, knew not, made, was the whole in. When day in a woman climb into a ragged her loveds he coals of jet I see him their live were.

[virgocathaunted]

I would love for him to tell him, or maybe Kiri or even Neteyam who I think is the most observant of the Sully children and the eldest. We older children know secrets, we see things, we listen.Maybe a mini story where Spider spends more time with the recom and manages to convince Quaritch to go live in the forest, every recom and Spider. They join a clan, maybe Ash people and maybe 1 or 2 years later a war with in the first movie. Or a meeting with all the clans, Olympic type, but Na'vi.

Spide, with a different kind of hairstyle, maybe a Viking-like one, lots of big braids. Quaritch with the same hairstyle but shorter. SELF-LOVE!!!!

The names were changed since they passed all the tests so they were born again.

Neytiri angry because Spider is with Quaritch and calls him dad. He always knew he was a demon like his father.

The Sullys children and Jake surprised and hurt. I never look for them but neither do they.

A lot of father-son fluf.

Spider to Neytiri: Can we be honest? I was never a demon, you just needed me to be to justify how badly you treated me.

[meowzards]

“Easy” Nights

Peter Parker x GN!Reader (they/them)

Peter Parker worked alone; that was true, until recently. Now, with a new spider friend and a lot of trouble, his number one problem is finding a way to juggle being Spider-Man and working on a chem project with the person he's had a crush on since middle school, all while his spider-friend takes a night off.

word count: 4k

warnings: FLUFF, cursing, minor injuries

note: hihi!!! this is my first genuine fanfic in a WHIIILE!! I'm sorry if its written poorly or if there are any mistakes! It's just a cute little fic idea that I came up with!! if u enjoy it, i'd love to hear any thoughts in replies or reblogs!! ^^ thank you!!

Peter Parker sat all night with a backpack next to him, legs dangling off the Empire State Building, waiting patiently for one specific person. Spider-Man used to be a solo act, the only hero in New York, until a few months ago, when someone else had shown up. Power-wise, the newbie was just like him in almost every way, although they would tell him otherwise. At first, Peter wanted nothing to do with them, but after a bit of pestering and bonding, he’d grown attached to his new spider friend.

They went by the name “Velvet Spider” not only because it sounded cool, but they told Spider-Man that they “didn't want to steal his brand entirely.” He'd never tell them, but it made Peter smile a little.

A quick “thwip” was heard and suddenly Peter had someone’s legs casually relaxing on his lap as they lie on the edge. A quick yawn escaped their mouth from under their mask.

“Hey Spides,” they said, pulling their mask up just a little bit so that he could see their smile.

“Anything new?” Peter asked casually, not thinking much of it.

“That’s the first thing you ask me? Not ‘how’s your day’? Some kind of hero you are!” They jokingly scoffed at him, putting a hand on their chest insultingly.

“You’re right, that’s my bad. Let me try again. So, my spider-hero, how are you? Is there anything I can do for you since you’re obviously the best and smartest hero in New York,” Peter said sarcastically, leaning on Velvet’s legs annoyingly.

“That’s more like it,” Velvet joked and sat up, moving their legs out from under Spider-Man’s arms to dangle them off of the building. “Nothing new out tonight.”

“Police radios?”

“Nothing but jaywalkers and graffiti artists.”

“Oh my god, we might finally have a night off.”

“Shocking.”

“No kidding.” Peter shifted, facing Velvet, changing his position to be criss-cross applesauce. “Any plans for the quiet night?”

Velvet sat up straight, their shoulders tensing up a bit. “Actually, yeah. My friend and I have a thing to do, so I was planning on going to his house to see if he’s not busy.” They scratched the back of their neck and brought their knees up to their chest, slightly nervous energy filling their voice.

Peter tilted his head and stifled a laugh. “I don’t like to assume things, but I’m 100% assuming you have a crush on this ‘friend’ of yours.”

“Spides, I will web your face.”

“Gross! But seriously-“ he put a hand on their shoulder gently, their arm dropping and losing the tension it just had, “-if this ‘friend’ doesn’t like you back, they’re plain stupid. I’ll patrol for you tonight. Go have fun with your project.”

They smiled under their mask. “Thanks, Spides. You’re the best.”

“Hey, you can thank me after you kiss that person tonight. Now shoo. I got this.”

“I’m not gonna kiss him. But I’ll still thank you again later. Cya Spides.” They smiled and stood up, webbing the top of another building, then swung off into the New York cityscape.

Peter sighed a little and leaned back, taking off his mask. He was in for a lonely night, but he kept himself at ease knowing his friend was safe and happy. Besides, swinging through the air and helping the people of New York didn’t particularly count as “boring” anyway.

He stood up, surveying the area, and prepared to swing when he felt the small buzz of the phone in his boot. Confused, he took it out to see a text from someone.

Y/N L/N. The person he had a crush on since middle school, the person who also happened to be his lab partner for AP chemistry. He felt his heart skip a beat as he saw their name and a swarm of butterflies in his stomach. But what did they need in the middle of the night?

He opened his phone quickly, sitting back down on the ledge with his feet up to his chest.

Y/N: hey peter!!! i found some free time tonight if you wanna work on our chem project!! meet me at my house if you can ^^

He gulped. Moral dilemmas filled his head as he stared at Y/N’s text. Now was the time for him to choose between his life as Spider-Man or his life as Peter Parker, and it was a tough one. He didn’t want to leave Y/N in the dark, but he couldn’t just abandon his duties as Spider-Man and possibly endanger the city.

Then again, it was also a slow night for crime. What was the harm in taking a night for Peter Parker stuff? If something happened, he could call up Velvet. Velvet could do something if he couldn’t, he was sure of it.

He took a deep breath in and started typing out his response.

Peter: yeah, i can do that! i’ll be over in a few!

And just a few seconds later, he got a response.

Y/N: Perfect! See you then!

Peter smiled to himself. He got a night alone with the person he liked, and so did Velvet! It was a win-win!

He stood up, sticking his phone back down into his boot, and stretched. Luckily, he had on his clothes from earlier under his suit, so changing wouldn’t be that bad. He picked up his backpack and swung off to Y/N’s house

Y/N sat on their couch, setting up everything they needed for their chem project. Peter Parker would be here any minute and they needed everything to be absolutely perfect. He was a super-genius, and if they messed up in front of Peter? They would never live it down. They shivered at the thought.

Peter was imperfectly perfect, too much so for Y/N. His hair was always messy in a way that framed his face nicely, and his eyes were so bright and full of potential Y/N swore you could see stars in them. He always had this dorky energy, it was a mystery how nobody else saw his perfection. As far as Y/N could tell, they were the only one at midtown who actually liked Peter. It confused them to no end.

They were quickly brought of their dazed state by a knock at the door, making them jump from the noise. “Just a second!” They called out, dusting off the couch and straightening up anything that they could, maybe even fixing their hair a little, but they wouldn’t admit that.

They ran over to the door and looked out the peephole. Peter Parker. They felt a knot in their stomach.

Peter watched as the door opened in front of him, showing Y/N L/N, a small smile on their face. Their hair was patted down nicely and their pajamas had a cartoon-styled Spider-Man printed pattern.

Peter did his best to hold back a laugh. Oh my god, he thought to himself as he saw Y/N’s pajama-sweatpants, seeing himself. His crush of almost 5 years had his face- Spider-Man’s face- on their pajama pants and didn’t even know it was him. He couldn’t help himself, he slipped a little comment about the pants.

“Spider-Man?” He asked, leaning against the door a little.

Y/N flushed. Oh no. “Sorry, I didn’t have time to change out of my pajamas.”

They had already failed their “Don’t Embarrass Yourself In Front Of Peter Parker” mission and it hadn’t even been a minute since he arrived.

“No no, I like them,” Peter assured with a dumbass smile on his face. “You a fan?”

Y/N looked away from him. “Yeah, something like that.”

They tried hard to hide their red-stained face from Peter as their hand was placed strategically on their cheek. Unfortunately for Y/N, Peter noticed.

“Hey, don’t worry, I’ve got at least 2 Velvet Spider pajama pants in my dresser.”

They couldn’t believe what they were hearing. Y/N slapped their hand over their mouth and stifled their laughter unsuccessfully. Keeling over with watery eyes, Y/N tried desperately to calm their laughter down, but nothing worked. If they could tell them how stupid he sounded, they would. He had their face on pajamas and he didn’t even know.

“You’re wearing Spider-Man pajama pants and you’re laughing at me? I can’t believe this!” Peter said jokingly, ignoring the red of his cheeks.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, just- just give me a second,” Y/N took a deep breath in, standing up straight with a goofy smile that nearly knocked Peter over. “I’m okay now.”

“Yeah yeah, let’s get to work on chem now, no more pajama pants talk, hypocrite,” Peter joked, walking into the living room.

“Heyy! I am not a hypocrite!” They whined

“Whatever you say, L/N!”

As Peter sat on the couch, his ears rang loudly and he froze. The world seemed a harsh mix of TV static and fisheye lens, and his sensory overload hung over him like a hook. Spidey sense, he thought to himself and surveyed his surroundings. Nothing there.

“Hey, I’m gonna go to the-,” Peter started, but was cut off quick.

“I’m gonna go upstairs, be right back.” And in a flash, Y/N was walking up the stairs.

Peter had no time to question it, throwing his backpack over his shoulder and running out the front door the moment he was in the clear.

Out of all nights, he thought to himself, it had to be tonight. Of course. No days off for Spider-Man. At the very least, he had some time while Y/N was upstairs. He hoped and prayed that he would be done this before they came back down.

After changing in an alleyway, he jumped up on a building and checked out the area from behind his mask. Another set of footsteps quickly joined him, sitting over the edge with their eyed set on the city. Velvet. He looked over at them.

“Spidey sense?”

They nodded. “Let’s make this quick, okay Spides?”

“Didn’t kiss your boyfriend yet?”

“Dickhead. Find the problem.”

“Alright, alright. I’m looking.”

Velvet turned on their phone and tuned into the police radios. “A robbery on 23rd street.” “Three big men, one in a metallic suit.” They looked over at Spider-Man, who nodded in place of “let’s go”.

The fight was quick, luckily, but that doesn’t mean it was easy. Within 5 minutes, Velvet had gotten thrown into a wall at least twice because of their impatience. Peter kept yelling at them to slow down, but it seemed like something else was on their mind. He took charge of the situation as quickly as he could, making sure Velvet stayed safe.

Once it was over, he ran to Velvet’s side, gripping their shoulders gently. “Are you okay? What is wrong with you?!”

“IT’S OVER!” They cheered, shaking free from Peter’s incredibly sticky grip. “Bye Spides!”

They ran off, their carelessness making Peter put his head in his hands and sigh. How could someone usually so patient and thoughtful act so stupid in the middle of a fight, potentially getting themselves hurt? He wanted to get out of there just as much, if not more than them, but even he knew not to be reckless.

He didn’t have time to think about it- he had to get back to Y/N, and quick. It had been 10 minutes already, and “being in the bathroom” unresponsive for 10 minutes was a huge red flag.

He crawled in through the bathroom window, suit still on, and immediately flushed the toilet, praying that maybe, in some impossible way, this night wasn’t ruined before it started. It was so rare for him to see Y/N alone, he could check on Velvet later, right now he was focused on Y/N. And also focused on getting this damn suit off.

Loud footsteps were trailing down the stairs, and Peter smiled to himself. They hadn’t left their room, after all, he was safe, everything was still ok. He had been blessed with a second chance that Y/N didn’t even know about. He continued struggling with the suit, falling over with a “thud” because of the area rug.

“Pete? You ok?” Y/N asked quietly.

He felt his heart skip a beat at the nickname. “Yeah, all good!” He said nervously. “Just, um, struggling!”

“Struggling..?”

He wanted to die.

“With um, the sink! Yeah!” He saved himself and finally slipped off the suit, standing up and opening the door.

Y/N stood in front of him, their lip cut open and bleeding, making Peter stop in his tracks. “Hey, what happened to your lip..?” He said softly, leaning down just a bit and putting his hand gently on their cheek.

Y/N felt their cheeks heat up as the blood rushed to them. His hand was on their cheek, and suddenly the huge fight in the city didn’t happen in their mind. It was just this moment.

“Huh- Oh! That’s- um, it’s nothing! Don’t worry about it!”

“Bullshit.”

“Bull- Pete! I’m fine! Seriously!” They pleaded, their cheeks getting warmer by the second. “Let’s just get started on this chem project, we haven’t gotten anything done yet.”

“I’m not starting that until I know you’re ok.” His tone was incredibly serious, more so than Y/N had heard from him yet. They could’ve collapsed in his arms right there.

He let go of their face, barely noticing the red tint from their blush, and grabbed a towel, running it under the cool sink water. Wringing it out a little bit, he brought it to Y/N’s lip, dabbing it softly to soak up the blood. His finger was under their chin, lifting up their head ever so slightly to make sure he got everything.

Y/N thought they were going to die right then and there. Their mind raced with thoughts, all about Peter Benjamin Parker. Peter Parker- the dork in their chem class, the Peter Parker of whom they could definitely see the muscle outline through his shirt, making them feel even fainter. They had gotten thrown into a wall twice tonight and Peter Parker was the thing making them lightheaded.

He finished wiping the blood and looked at Y/N with the gentlest gaze. “Are you okay?”

Y/N stared at him, not a single word coming out of their mouth. Oh my god. Are we about to kiss? No way. I’m about to kiss Peter Parker.

Their phone alerted them with a loud siren, making them jump out of their staring competition with one Peter Parker. Mother fucker, they thought to themselves, looking down at their phone, before looking back up at Peter. “This’ll be just a second,” they blurted out nervously, and power-walked back upstairs, now wanting to die.

Peter blinked. Holy shit. No way did that just happen.

“Are you KIDDING me?” Y/N complained, sitting on their bed up in their room. Another robbery, 15th street. Of all times, this had to happen now. They were cursed, they were sure of it. They were so close to kissing Peter Parker, and New York and its stupid crime had to come along and ruin it. Sometimes, Y/N really despised being a superhero. Especially when being a superhero kept them from kissing Peter Parker.

Then it clicked to them. They had a partner in crime, a sidekick. Spider-Man. It was genius, of course, he could get them out of this, and then they could spend more time with Peter! And then they could tell him about how they kissed Peter! The plan was flawless. They slipped on their suit and immediately went looking for Spider-Man.

Peter sat downstairs, waiting patiently for Y/N to come back. His foot tapped against the dark wooden floor of the living room, and he could feel his nerves go off one by one. Had they ditched him? Did he go too far? Maybe he shouldn’t have butted in, that Y/N was fine and he should’ve let them handle it. Mind racing, he hardly noticed his phone buzzing with notifications from the radio app. He designed it himself to update him on crime.

As soon as he snapped out of it, he heard the voices of policemen echo from his phone, and he quickly fumbled to grab it. His hands were sweaty, and he nearly dropped it, but he managed to get a good grip. Another robbery. He wanted to die.

That's when an idea struck him. He could find Velvet, surely they would be out, and ask them to take care of it! It didn’t seem like too bad of a robbery, something that they could take care of quickly, and he could keep hanging out with Y/N, assuming they would be down by then! By then, he would have his thoughts collected too, and could focus more on the project. It was genius!

He quietly slipped out the door, backpack in hand, and ran into an alleyway to change. He sloppily threw on his suit and swung into the night to find Velvet, optimistic energy filling him.

As soon as they locked eyes, they both started talking, the same amount of enthusiasm in both of their voices.

“Can you get this one for me?”

There was a moment of silence as they stared at each other, blinking.

“Spides, I need to get back to my friend, like now.”

“I’ve gotta get back to my friend too, please Velvet. I’ve covered for you so many times.”

“That’s not fair! I’ve covered for your ass way more!”

“Just this once, I promise.”

Velvet took a deep breath in. “Fine. But you owe me, BIG time.”

Peter pulled them in and gave them the biggest hug he could, nearly squishing them. “You have no idea what this means to me, I’ll pay you back I swear. I’ll bring you coffee to patrol tomorrow! You’re the best!”

Velvet squirmed. “Yeah, yeah, I get it! Now let go of me, I need to finish this and get back!”

“Okay, thank you again!” Peter said and let go of Velvet, swinging back to Y/N’s house with the dumbest grin on his face.

Peter realized he probably messed up when he checked the time again. It had been 10 minutes since he got back, and he had been sitting on the couch working on this chemistry project all by himself. Maybe Y/N really did just want to get away from him. He felt so dumb, to think that Y/N L/N could like him of all people. What was he thinking?

He heard those familiar footsteps walk down the steps again moments later, with much less momentum than before. He turned his head quickly to look over at them, this time noticing their black eye. All thoughts of insecurity left his mind for just a split second. “Oh my god, what happened?!”

“Nothing, Pete, I just fell, I promise!” They smiled a little at him, and he nodded, not wanting to drive them away again.

Okay, something changed. I left too long. He’s not interested anymore, they thought to themselves, and the panic set in. They sat next to him to work on the project, moving a bit close to him.

Peter looked at Y/N, and then at the project. He almost didn’t notice them moving closer, little by little. The second time it happened, he did, and blushed a little bit. He could feel the heat from their cheek, causing his to heat up too. Maybe he didn’t drive them away! God knows why they were in their room for so long, but he didn’t care anymore. As long as it wasn’t because they needed to get away from him, it didn’t matter.

Then their phone buzzed again. And again. They had to leave again and again, and it bothered them. Every time it buzzed, they got more irritable, wanting nothing more than to just silence it. This was supposed to be a quiet night, and while the fights were easy, they were frequent. Peter Parker had to wait, as sad as it was.

Peter was freaking out. He had to leave nine separate times. Spider-Man was needed for some reason every 5 minutes, and he was sure Y/N hated him at this point. He had to keep ditching them without any explanation. He hated it, but it had to be done. He had a duty to protect the city, even if Y/N was waiting for him.

Y/N ran back downstairs after their ninth time leaving and heard the front door open. Their head spun over. “If you’re breaking in, I will kill you! I’ve had way too many distractions tonight and I have had ENOUGH!”

Standing there was Peter Parker- no, Spider-Man- Peter Parker wearing Spiderman’s clothes? Y/N’s mind didn’t have enough time to process it all.

“Peter. Don’t tell me you’re Spider-Man.”

Peter froze. The mask was off and he was in his suit, standing directly in front of Y/N. He felt his whole body heat up from his nerves alone. There was no way he was going to get out of this, nothing he could say to change what Y/N had just seen. But maybe, if he could just pretend it didn’t happen, if he could just play it dumb perfectly, it would all work out nicely.

Y/N blinked as they watched Peter Parker slowly walk back out the door, shutting the door behind himself. Their mind raced a mile a minute, desperately trying to process what they just saw. Sleep deprived and out of it, they trusted their intuition. “No fucking shot,” they whispered with wide eyes and followed him.

Spider-Man stood leaning against the house, quickly slipping out of the superhero suit he had just gotten caught in mere seconds ago. I’m dead, I’m so dead, his subconscious yelled at him. They’re gonna know and they’re gonna want nothing to do with me. Oh my god, how are we gonna do this chemistry project? The quick and loud beat of his heart overtook his hearing, efficiently masking the sound of Y/N’s footsteps.

“Peter Benjamin Parker, get over here,” Y/N commanded, voice serious but gentle.

“Listen, Y/N, I don’t know what you think you saw, but I promise it wasn’t real. It’s just me, regular Peter Parker!” He stumbled over his words as he stared at Y/N, putting his full effort into forming a basic sentence. Normally, Peter was against gaslighting, but this time was an exception.

“Nope, zip it.”

He did. His gaslighting sucked anyway.

“You have had me running around all night, Peter Parker. I had to fight so much shit for you, I’ve gotten thrown into a wall at least five times tonight alone! I’ve gotten a bloody nose, a bloody lip, a black eye, who knows what else, just so I can come back here and kiss you! And you’re Spider-Man! And you’re telling me I could’ve just kissed you this whole time?! I’m wearing your stupid mask on my pajamas right now! I’m wearing these in front of you and you’re Spider-Man!” They kept their tangent going with a beat red face, giving Peter more time to process everything.

After taking a few moments to listen and breathe, it clicked in his mind. He took a deep breath in and blinked, looking back over at Y/N with a cocky grin. “Wait, wait wait. Go back. What do you mean.”

They paused and deadpanned. “You already know what I mean, Peter.”

“No, I know. I just wanna hear you say it,” he crossed his arms and smiled stupidly, confidence having risen to an almost stupid level.

They rolled their eyes, webbing his suit and pulling it over to them. “There, happy?!”

He leaned against the wall. “Nope, say it.”

“Say what. That I’m Velvet Spider? You already figured that out, unless you’re that dumb,” they retorted, half-joking and annoyed.

“That you were talking about me on the rooftop.”

Y/N froze for a second, having forgotten that whole conversation. “You mother fucker.”

Peter laughed cheekily, and for just a minute, everything felt somewhat calm. Neither of them were running around, trying desperately to save the city and get back to the other. It was just the two enjoying each other’s banter and the cool city breeze.

He smiled at them and tapped his hand against the house lightly. “So, d’ya kiss that guy yet?”

They blushed a little, looking away and rolling their eyes. “Kiss me, you stupid spider.”

“Thought you’d never ask.” And Peter Parker cupped Y/N’s face, kissing them gently. Although he waited for this moment since middle school, there was something more special about it knowing that Y/N had been the person he trusted most all along. It felt magical, it felt right.

Not one bit of their chemistry project got done that night, as they stayed on the couch watching stupid movies and feeling relief for the first time since the night started.

As long as they had each other, those busy nights didn’t feel as bad anymore.

[snexy-the-snail]

Conference room troubles.

I think this is a squeal to but idk its been sitting in drafts for a while-))

After recusing Peter from his kidnappers Tony expected to be able to go to the tower and cough the kid up.

The second he stepped into the tower Pepper was by his side. "You have a meeting and no you cant skip this one." Was the first thing out of her mouth.

Instinctually he had a hand over his stomach as if she could see the now wriggling kid tucked away in within him. Her eyes follow the movement.

"...Is he alright?" Pepper asks soflty, seemingly understanding. She remembered being in the kids spot. While disgusting she had to admit that it was the safest spot.

"He's fine, just a little upset." Tony responds quietly not wanting to draw anymore attention than he had. While he wanted to let the kid out as soon as possible it was becoming obvious that it wouldn't be as soon as he would like.

"Mr.Stark? Is Uh- something wrong?"

God bless Peter and his patience. The kid had been sitting in his stomach for roughly and hour and a half and still hadnt complained much.

"And theres no way out of this?" Tony asks with a grimace. He hated not answering the kid but he had a feeling his free time was running out quickly. Pepper shakes her head, tapping her clipboard anxiously.

"Tell him I'm sorry." She says with a small sigh. A worker was waving her down, so with a reluctant smile she went off to see what was the issues.

"..Mr.Stark?" Peter echos again, sounding more anxious than before. That jolted Tony out of the awkward silence. He sighs tiredly and heads towards the elevator. It probably wouldnt look good if he started talking to himself.

There was a flutter in his stomach which he recognized as tiny hands feeling around.

Never any violent kicking or punching.

The kid was obviously terrified and he still hadn't started flailing around. Tony was thankful for that, he wasnt sure if he could handle that.

The second he was alone he was speaking. "I'm here kid." He reassures, pressing at where the kid was. There was a small jolt meaning he probably spooked Peter slightly.

"Are we at the tower? Can you let me out?"

Were the next things out of Peter's mouth. He couldn't blame the kid really. Being in complete darkness with no idea of what was happening had to be hell for the kid.

"Easy kid, yes we're at the tower as for letting you out..that's going to be a little complicated." He responds with a grimace. The weight inside him shifted, Peter probably trying to process what he had said.

"Am- Mr.Stark am I stuck here?"

Tony sighs. The small quiver in the kids voice nearly broke him so did the trembling. "No no- I can get you out I just..I have a meeting that I cant skip."

The doors dinged open to the floor, his stomach flip flopping when he saw everyone getting seat. He was just on time. "As soon as this is over, I swear I'll get you out." He reassures his kid quickly.

Before peter could respond he was heading into the room, all eyes now on him. He stuck his hands in his pockets to keep them from protective resting over his middle. They couldnt see Peter and if they could they had bigger issues.

"Welcome everyone, I hope you're ready to talk about stocks and new designs." Tony announces. The room stayed silent for his presentation that Pepper had been kind enough to put together.

The meeting lasted a painful hour. Tony wasnt exactly sure but he had a feeling that Peter had fallen asleep somewhere around the 20 minute mark.

He didn't blame the kid there wasn't much to do in someone's stomach.

There was another five minutes eaten up by thanking the people who showed up before he was back in the elevator and heading back up to the penthouse.

"Kid? You awake?" Tony asks softly. After a small whined response he decided to let the kid sleep, it might've been better that he wasn't awake for the next part.

He sighs to himself and heads over to the sink, grabbing a bowl and filling it with warm water. It would suffice until the kid woke up enough for a bath.

Coughing the kid up was as pleasant as trying to throw up a stone, but at least he didn't panic on the way up.

He grimaces slightly as he gags again Peter spilling into his mouth. He carefully pulls the kid out by the back of his soaked sweatshirt. He made a mental note to buy Peter another one.

Just in case he kept another hand under the kid as he lifted him out. How the kid could sleep through this he would never know.

[puppetmaster13u]

Hermitcraft as Mob Hybrids

 BdoubleO: Villager (sleeps every night without fail, yet can be very annoying when they want to be)  Biffa: Iron Golem (the man's skin is pretty much iron man. Plus he's normally pretty chill but mess with his and he will mess you up) Cubfan: Vex (I mean this is obvious: Convex) Docm77: Goat-Creeper (The man is the Goat-Father, and he's a cybernetic creeper) EthosLab: Panda (1, the coloring, 2, he lives in the jungle, 3, I just felt like it) False: Wither Skeleton (Name a more annoying thing to get cornered by- plus tall spooky False. Also, who would want to fight her if she could inflict someone with wither?) Scar: Vex (Another obvious Convex) Grian: Chicken (I mean, Poultry Man. Plus most people think chickens aren't able to fly) Hypnotizd: Evoker (His color palette is perfect and it explains why he had trouble with villagers) iJevin: Blue Slime (Very obvious lol. It would be funny if the others had to deal with kid and baby jevins whenever he dies though.) Impulse: Ghast (S6 War: he made a ghast ball launcher. Plus imagine if he could light tnt from a distance by breathing fireballs, or if he could float freely through the air) Iskall85: Phantom (How many times has the dude stayed up mining for days or perched in his big tree) Jessassin: Pillager (You cannot tell me his skin wouldn't match up with it. I also just like the idea that the reason he’s not around is that he accidentally gets summoned to Raids or Patrols) Joe: Fox (Sweet berries, all of the sweet berries- plus in most cultures they're known for their cunning nature) Keralis: Cave Spider (Look into his eyes- only his eyes. Ignore all the limbs he uses to build, please.)

Mumbo: Enderman (Big tall stick of a man. Plus there’s the added bonus of being able to teleport away from troub;e) Python: Hoglin-Creeper (Nether colors, plus tusks, plus the creeper skin. And I just thought it was cool) Ren: Ravager (Dog/wolf was too obvious, and Ravagers are like the illigers' version of a big dog with horns. And I think the idea of the hermits using his mob form to launch themselves is hilarious)  Stress: Witch (She owns the potion shop, and did you see her on Halloween? She was ready for it) TangoTek: Piglin (Most people draw him with horns, why not tusks? Plus with Toon Towers, people could call him Porky the Pig) TFC: Shulker (He always stays in the caves, alone, and likes being undisturbed. Plus the idea of him just sleeping amongst his shulker boxes being the reason no one sees him half the time is amusing) Beef: Fox (The man is literally making Three Fox Hole, plus I thought I had enough Llama Dad AUs) Welsknight: Vindicator (I just like the idea of villagers being afraid of him, and he's just really nice and chivalrous towards them.) Helsknight: Blaze-Vindicator (He was cloned from Wels, with the power used from blaze rods. Plus the image of him raging and shooting off fireballs, only to get a snowball to the face is funny to me) xBCrafted: Glow Squid (The color palette matches up, plus he seems to have an affinity for that in the sea. I mean, just think about how many times he’s had pet guardians) Xisumavoid: Ender Dragon (I mean, he's the admin- and I like the idea of the hermits being his version of a hoard that he protects) Evil Xisuma: Wither (When he destroyed the server, it was with withermen. Plus the visual bonus of him launching wither skulls is amazing.) ZedaphPlays: Husk (1, his baby zombie trap, 2, he lives in/right next to a desert, and 3, I thought he and Cleo could be buddies with the whole Golf thing) Worm Man: Moobloom (Since we associate him with caterpillars and worms, why not flowers? And he can have dainty little hooves to clip clop around in) ZombieCleo: Zombie/Husk/Drowned (I mean, this was obvious. I just figured that depending where she spends her time she can change between the three. But would go back to a normal zombie when she respawns.)

Did I miss anyone? I’ll post designs whenever I get to it.

[someone-always-cares]

chapter 4, page 58

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[image  description: an sac webcomic page. a caption reads “meanwhile, some time later” opens a panel in a different location, where a person in a jacket full of patches and a shirt reading “SHAPESHIFTER IN DISGUISE” leans against the brick pillars of the school gates. behind them is the school entrance, the windows reflecting the orange light of the setting sun. out of the school trickles out a few students, rami walking a while behind two other kids. "hey.” greets the person waiting, turning their head as rami approaches. “dante? you came to pick me up?” rami asks, fiddling with his hoodie strings. before dante can reply, a few other faces peek out from behind the brick pillar. “WE came to pick you up” greets mateo. he leans over, grinning with his hands on the pillar, and behind him cam peeks her head out nervously. lin is also there, but only her hand waving out from behind the other three. all four of them are not in super costume, but instead in regular civilian clothes. cam is still in their school uniform from earlier in the chapter, but mato is in short dungarees with a button up shirt with bunny faces, and a blue “he/they” pronoun pin. he has rather dark brown hair and brown eyes. lin has caramel dyed hair with black roots growing in and brown eyes, and is wearing grey sweatpants and a red tanktop, and their wheelchair has a couple fireballs decorating the wheels. dante looks the most different than their superhero counterpart, still being short, but his dark brown hair is much longer, tied in a bun with shaved sides. she has brown eyes, and their facial features are mostly the same, but her face is rounder, he’s chubbier, and they have less muscles although the denim jacket makes it harder to tell. “dude, we’ve been so worried- you haven’t answered your phone and-” mateo starts, heading towards rami with his arms out. lin rolls forward, looking concerned , and dante looks over at rami, suprised by his reaction. “nope! ah, no-” he starts, looking very nervous, curling into himself, fiddling with his hands. “not up for hugs?” asks mateo, as rami hums in response. “got it!” mateo says, giving two thumbs up. end id]

some friends! they’ve been worried :(

patch notes (pun intended)

[image description: a close view of dantes jacket, not from a panel but from a sketch. also the jacket has gold spides on the shoulders]

its a bit hard to read but if anyones curious (also for id purposes) here’s a list of dantes jacket patches (not including the back)

4 pride flags on the arms: bisexual and aromantic (left. the image left not their left), and the genderfluid and nonbinary (right).

(left) sun shaped pin on the collar, a no photography symbol/sign, a sun on the pocket that looks particularly smug, two record disks, and a patch with 3 boxes and next to those reads “male, female, fuck off”

(right) a cresent moon pin on the collar, a patch that reads “PROTECT TRANS KIDS” with a trans flag badge, a sun that has a couple clouds covering is, and a black patch with bright red text reading “BE THE CRYPTID YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD”.

actual patch notes i made some minor changes to some of their appearances (aside from dante they were always planned to look very different from their superhero alter ego) because they havent been in comic in their normal forms so i still could but i think i did draw them in their normal forms for a pride thing once so im mentioning it since they look slightly different to that.