#speggetti

[daltonc16]

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[atomic-taco-muffin]

Expanding insomnia true pacifist au:

Mana: *hisses in pain as she burnt herself while making speggetti* son of a-

Rumi: you ok?

Mana: I burnt myself...

Rumi: oh no

[cherrylomain]

Ate terrible speggetti and passed out

[lopezs-robo-dick]

south: god, I love the moto moto meme just the raw energy about it.

north: I both hate it and love it, i still remember the entirety of the movie

south: yeah, we should watch shrek 2 again

north: *screeching* ITS NOT SHREK. IT WAS MADAGASCAR 2

[doodleybugg]

Do I turn right or left to get to speggetti

straight ahead

[shortnessangel]

Hey, hey Angel.. Speggetti 
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I’m-I’m not sure how I feel about this. @ooh-what-is-this

[veggievoyage]

Left over gnocchi speggetti and roasted broccoli

[ask-the-dead-family]

Wait, could you become a speggetti pile? Like just strait up melt?

[silver-chasm]

Was tagged by @seruna-seraket :D thanks!

Playlist Shuffle Tag:

You can tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. No skipping. Where’s the fun in that?

Screw it, I'm doing 20 cause I like music

Structure: Song name - Artist (Album)

Little Talks - Of Monsters And Men (My Head is an Animal)

Cry Me a River - Methyl Ethyl (Triple J Like a Version Volume 12)

Ain't It Fun - Paramore (Paramore)

Handshake - Two Door Cinema Club (Beacon)

Fake It - Seether (Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces)

Dip You in Honey - The Wombats (Beautiful People Will Ruin Your Life)

Catch My Disease (That's The Way I Like It) - Ben Lee (Awake is the New Sleep)

Shine On - The Kooks (Konk)

Only The Truth - The Last Shadow Puppets (The Age of Understatement)

Multi-Love - The Temper Trap (Triple J Like A Version Volume 12)

Standing on the Shore - Empire of the Sun (Walking on a Dream)

How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful - Florence + the Machine (How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful)

Ubu - Methyl Ethyl (Everything Is Forgotten)

Radioactive - Imagine Dragons (Night Visions)

The Scientist - Coldplay (A Rush of Blood to the Head)

Funhouse - P!NK (Funhouse)

Closer - Lemaitre feat. Jennie A. (1749)

Hotline Bling - Art Of Sleeping (Triple J Like A Version Volume 12)

Fussy - End Of Fashion (Book Of Lies)

Animals - Muse (The 2nd Law)

Now for the people. You don't have to do it if you don't want to

@nickoyoshi @actuallyasweetpotato @sheikahoflight @doriito-kun @ninjam117 @i-reggretti-the-speggetti @leeleebunny @unlcore @tumblunni @wolf-of-hearts-den

[sundroprabbit8]

I literally just put hot sauce and ranch I’m my speggetti what’s wrong with me

[daltonc16]

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[joeyshowy444]

The snow was falling, a brisk breeze in the air, a chill running down his spine. The sound of fresh snow being promptly destroyed could be heard as the lone figure walked the path, trees swaying on his right and left, snow falling from the branches. He looked up at the sky blankly, before realizing it was just an illusion created by the royal scientist to cheer them all up. He sighed, feeling the never ending exhaustion he always seemed to have. Moments later He stopped at a door, purple in color, faded but still bright as ever. Before the humans had thrown them down here, this used to be a cave entrance,before a door was made to keep them out, though a few over the years had still made it through, by unknown means. His bones rattled, having no skin resulted in this unnatural effect, and the skeleton stepped forward, knocking on the door. No response. He waited, a good while, before leaving, the only bit of true happiness he felt.. dispating. He didn’t feel much of anything anyway, though you could never tell. He was always joking, a smile on his face, playing his part. He knew he was a joy for other monsters, and so he joked, and laughed and smiled, hating his very existence, but always smiling for those that still had joy left in them. His brother hated his puns, much to his amusement. His brother was his support, without him..well he would have lost it. He was still walking, the snow getting heavier as he Mulled over all these things, lost in his head, per usual. But don’t let that fool you, his eyes scanned everything, nothing escaping his vision.

“SANS, I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU HAD ME WORRIED SICK!”Papyrus said, as his brother walked into the house. “WHERE WERE YOU? I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COME LOOKING FOR YOU,BUT ALAS I THE GREAT PAPYRUS COULDNT ABANDON MY MAGNIFICENT SPEGGETTI.” The tall skeleton, who was in the kitchen said this with such pride that it made sans smile. “ITS 5:00 IN THE AFTERNOON SANS! WHERE WERE YOU?” Sans smirked, walking into the kitchen, “I guess you could say I lost track of time..” Papyrus breathed deeply,”SANS NOW IS NOT THE TIM”- he stopped realizing he almost fell into sans trap. Sans chuckled, before contenuing, “sorry paps, I noodle I should have told you, but unless I wanted to come back an extra time, it was pretty impastable.” Papyrus promptly yeeted sans Into the next room, making sure he landed on the couch. Sans chuckled, before promptly falling asleep midair.

Sans was dreaming, and it was strange. He was walking in the underground, making his way to to the ruins, as he tends to do most days. “Stupid human,”sans muttered, regrettably. “Should’ve stayed on the surface, but now you’ve been boned,” he muttered darkly, Events playing through his head. The human had come down here, and had attempted to kill him with a machete, before getting a sharp bone through the heart, ending his very life then in there.sans pulled a small container out of his pocket, a white human soul inside. He had only heard of these when he was a royal scientist, and had heard rumors they were more powerful then red souls if you were lucky, which contained determination, but in order for that to happen it was a trillion/1 chance. But this white soul was unique. Most white souls had no traits, they were malleable to the owners own desire. But this one, seemed different. It was odd, actually. It had the following traits: survival,destruction, loyalty and love... and hate? Most souls only had a few traits or even just one, but this one had five over all traits, and they all were equal. Their wasn’t one more dominant then the other, which was odd to say the least. And then there was the trait, love and hate. these were almost always fighting each other, struggling for dominance, but in this soul, they had somehow achieved a perfect harmony. He kept walking before making a detour through the wooded area. Unknown to a lot of monsters, it actually went on for ages, but thanks to the royal guard it was left uncharted. It was too dangerous in there, but there was also something else too. The dust of monsters lost in the Great War was buried in a cemetery deep in the forest. The king refused ro let anyone go there, because he believed it would cause unnecessary rage Towards humans. But sans didn’t care. His race was buried there, his people. *** Upon entering the cemetery, sans stopped infront of a granite wall. Each section of the graveyard had these, describing the types of monsters contained, and the versions the race produced. It read: Inthis section the race of the skeletons lay, the first who were willing to jump in the fray. Numerous they were, with untold skills in magic. And because of this they were fear and thus killed by the gencidel humans. There was one human, filled with determination, a manic a best, he killed our race, until only I remained. I devised a way to steal his soul, and contained it in this wall, as a warning to my last remaining kin. A human with determination is full of sin, and won’t give up until they achieve their win. -Gaster. Sans sighed. Gaster was a powerful monster, but a genius as well. He raised sans and papyrus after saving them from a human durning the war and seeing their mother die, he told them he was their father. Skeltons didn’t always stay together when they mates, due to lack of emotional attachment from the males. Gaster had killed so many humans, that his level exceeded 20. The skeltons were alike to humans, but they posssed magic. They could absorb humans souls, but they had to be high enough in their levels. But when Gaster had become a royal scientist, he made a mistake, he created the core, an unlimited source of power, and fell into it. After that, everyone stopped remembering him, except sans, who made an effort not to forget. He wrote things down, kept pictures, and used magic to save his memories. The world strangely adjusted to him vanishing, instead making it so the Aphys the current royal scientist, created the core, though she didn’t know how it worked. It really was strange, honestly. Sans kept reading, until he hit the next section explaining the types of monsters that existed in the skeleton race.



[dangerouslycleverdreamer]

Happy Brunch with friends! Food pornographers #Brunch #overeasy #overeasycafe #veggie #breadstory #eggboom #speggetti #yoghurt #breakfastset (at Over Easy by sense)

[askwaterwitch-perbear]

“zzz...”

send me “zzz…” to overhear something my muse says in their sleep

~💧~ “zzz…Speggetti Tacos…zzz…1800-Nort a boy….zzz…Yeet….zzz.” 

[bpd-tallia]

So there’s this guy at my work who is a meninist and while had made some valid points, I’m super fucking pissed because the fact that he’s a meninist, means I need feminist. 

Other reasons I need feminist: 

Women being told they need to stay in the kitchen and make a sandwich (joking or not) 

Being asked “What were you wearing” or being told that you “were asking for it” whenever someone sexually harasses you. 

Being told not to tell anyone about your sexual harassment because you will ruin those men's lives. 

Those men do not get their lives ruined after you do someone. 

The fact that most characters in media are men. (White cishet men, but that’s another discussion). 

Young Justice had a mostly female viewership and they drove it into the ground because they wanted to sell toys to boys. 

Lots of men do everything to get into a woman’s pants then just leave her afterward. 

Some men take a condom off during sex, then leave when you’re pregnant. 

Men refuse to use a condom in the first place, then leave when you’re pregnant. 

As soon as a woman goes through puberty, people start oversexualizing her, even if she is a minor. 

If a man is a confident go-getter and aggressive, he is a MAN but if a woman is like this, she is a bitch. 

Men act like you owe them something when you are nice to them. 

Men throw fits if an all women cast is in their favorite reboot (*cough* ghostbusters *cough* 

Transwomen are losing a privilege when they transition.

“When are you gonna have kids?” “I don’t want kids” “Awww you’ll change your mind when you’re older” (A discussion that I have had with my family literally every Christmas since before I even had a period. Seriously I was like ten when we had this conversation)

Lesbians being oversexualized. (Gay men have their own problems, but that’s a post for another time) 

One of my male friends saying they didn’t believe that over 50% of gamers were girls. (Comics are the same way). Women being oversexualized in both of these and having ridiculous costumes/poses. 

My paster opening up a magazine and reading “It’s the women’s job to please her man” and the whole church agreeing. 

Women having to tell their men that they have a headache because their men won’t take a normal “I don’t feel like banging” for an answer. 

A man actually divorcing his ace wife because she said she didn’t want to have sex with him. (Ace people having their own set of problems, too, but as an ace woman, I’m putting this under here).   

The entire girls’ aisle STILL being pink. As if boys can’t like pink and girls can’t like blue anymore. Or as if boys have to like army men and trucks and girls have to like dolls and baking sets. 

Girls playsets being all towards cooking/cleaning/taking care of babies/grooming/make-up. (Where the fuck are the girl superheroes?) 

Gamora not even being on any of the GOTG merch (for a while. Idk if they fixed this). 

Catcalling is still a thing. 

Guys sending dick pics to women who didn’t even ask. No one wants to see your dick. 

Revenge porn is a thing and it can ruin women’s lives. I have never heard about a man’s life being ruined by a dick pic. Seriously. Men do this shit all the time. 

Being picked on is an acceptable way to show a girl you like her. (This probably can go both ways, but I usually see it more with boys picking on girls) 

As a mother, I taught my daughter to defend herself. If someone put their hands on her, she could smack them. I would not be mad. She punched out a boy who put his hands on her without permission. I was looked down for teaching her to do this. 

Girls cannot where Speggetti straps to class because boys will not be able to concentrate. 

I’ve heard about a couple of comic artist being told they need to change their female leads to boys because a female lead wouldn’t be as popular. 

A weather woman being told to “cover-up” with a jacket when the only skin that was showing was her shoulders. 

When men have lots of sex people praise them, but when women have lots of sex they are whores. 

90% of our politicians are men. 

Men are still regulating abortion, and thus telling women what to do with their bodies. 

A woman gets mad, she’s on her period. Always. Doesn’t matter if she has a valid reason to be mad. 

There are like a million pills for not being able to get a boner, but we barely know anything about the female reproductive organs. 

[doodleybugg]

GOOGLE, GIVE ME THINE SPEGGETTI

I TOLD YOU TO CONTINUE DRIVING STRAIGHT GO GO AND NEVER RETURN ONLY THEN WILL SPAGHETTI BLESS YOU