#sparrow is a kleptomaniac and fox made him worse by teaching him how to pickpocket

[stealthetrees]

In honor of 10/10, here is part of a new Fox fic I’m working on.

CC-1010 was a liar.

Fox, on the other hand, is a dirty rotten liar and a smug bitch.

Before having a name, 1010 might brag to his brothers about getting away with things. Fox learned that the true victory was in the fact that no one even knew they’d been fooled.

“Put that back!”

Vixen gave Fox the cutest puppy eyes he’d ever seen. They would have worked if Fox hadn’t caught him practicing in the mirror several weeks ago.

“He’ll know we were here!” Fox hissed.

Senator Grizzly Bear and his wife Smokey were in the middle of the nastiest divorce Fox had ever seen. Threats of physical violence had become increasingly frequent until a restraining order was placed on both of them. Every time they’ve had to meet with the judge since the proceedings were held in the hallway, allowing each to sit at opposite ends from their spouse.

The Coruscant Guard had absolutely no jurisdiction or personal stake, but followed the case with glee. Good entertainment was hard to come by after all.

Smokey Bear had recently threatened to hire thugs to break into Senator Bear's penthouse and steal half of everything of worth.

In a wild turn of events, the woman had died of alcohol poisoning earlier that night. The only witnesses were Hound and CMO Copper, who immediately rushed to hide the body and inform Fox of the recently discovered financial opportunity.

And now Fox, Sparrow, and Vixen were sneaking around Senator Grizzly Bear's penthouse, taking anything and everything worth a decent amount of credits.

Vixen, however, was determined to crack every safe in the place. Smokey Bear did not know any of the codes to the safes though. Fox was brave enough to admit to himself that it hurt watching his kid put hundreds of credits back into the open wall safe that had previously been hidden behind a very expensive painting.

Y’all will never guess what the fic is actually about cause this is just the intro. I gotta establish how regularly Fox does crime.