Don’t let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.
k.b. // unknown
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Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother.
Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police
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Tim: Why would you give a knife to Damian?!
Jason: He said he felt unsafe!
Tim: Well, now I feel unsafe!
Jason, reaching into his jacket: You want a knife?
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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Regulus: Okay.
[downstairs]
Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?
Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Walburga: Go to your room!
Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?
Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
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Edwin: If I got send back to Hell, would you miss me?
Charles: It’s cute you think Hell can get you out of this friendship.
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annabeth: and that's the plan!
annabeth: now let's see who was paying attention.
kahoot music starts
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aang: zuko won’t trace it back to us
sokka: are you being serious right now? zuko traces everything back to us. he traces things we haven’t even done back to us
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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Scout: I always keep a bat by my bed.
Spy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Sniper: I sleep with a knife.
Medic: Ho ho ho, the three of you are pathetic.
Scout: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Medic: Heavy.
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Dick, at the police station: Hi, I'm here for Jason.
Officer: last name?
Dick: You must be new here.
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Tim: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Damian: They do.
Dick: Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Harry, jumping out of Regulus’ closet: BOO!
Regulus:
Harry:
Regulus:
Harry: *makes a sad face*
Regulus: Ahh Merlin you scared me!!
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PERCY: Grover, you know how I went to the pharmacy to pick up Annabeth and I's ADHD meds?
GROVER: Yeah...
ANNABETH: Well, they're all out for the next six days.
PERCY: So fun week ahead!
GROVER: Nope, I'm moving out.
ANNABETH: Nuh uh, in sickness and in health, buddy!
GROVER: We're not married!
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