"If there's a good man in you, you killed him again.
You poisoned the well of someone you called a friend.
I think you'd rather they hate you but I don't think they do.
They're just sad you keep killing the good man in you.
Oh what have you become? Oh you were your mother's son. Oh this world is cruel, I know. Oh I wish it spared you.
In with a cry and out with a gun."
"THE BALLAD OF JANE DOE"
THIS IS NOT AN EXACT TRANSLATION, THIS IS AN ADAPTATION (AND ONE THAT STILL NEEDS TONS OF FIXING AT THAT)
I started this at the beginning of June, forgot about it, remembered it, that happened like thrice, opened yesterday my notes app, found the beginning of it, ended it, polished it up, kept on polishing it up this morning, didn't give a single fuck about the syllable unless once or twice, tried my best with the rhymes but massively fucked up, so here you have this little shit!
ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING THIS, DO CREDIT ME IF YOU EVER USE THIS (I doubt you will it’s impractical and still needs so much fixing it’s unbelievable) AND TELL ME/LINK WHATEVER YOU USED IT FOR USING REBLOGS (because for some reason Tumblr doesn’t like comments with links and while I do think I understand why I don’t always like it)
(the apostrophes [or however ’ is called] are used to shorten the number of syllables often in poetry so I’m obviously abusing that power.)
Alcuni diran che ne siam fuori
Muovendo margherite, dopo che muori
Ma i vermi necessitan dei nostri cuori
C'è solo una paura ricorrente
Qui, l'anima mia, è presente
O sta marcendo in trappola tra i miei pori?
Anima mia
Anima mia
Anima mia
Anima mia
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah
Ahh-ahh-ah
Senz'anima mia, corp'innominato
Niente storia, che peccato
Crudel'esistenza fu sol'una farsa
Oh, San Pietro, famm'entrar
Saprai dove la mia testa può star
Non mi dirai infine chi son io?
Chi son io
Chi son io
Chi son io
Chi son io
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ahh
Ahh-ah-ah
E dal terreno, dove vivrai
Sento l'angoscia di chi non sai
('N cor che completo è mai)
E com'una vecchia dimenticata melodia
Una canzone che nessuno sa
Dimenticato come fa
Solo John ed io
Sempr'e per sempre una, Jane Doe
E mi chiedo, "Perché, Dio?
Se quest'è come muoio, Dio
Perché rimaner senza famiglia
E amici?" (Ooh)
Non'ho avut'una celebrazione
Solo 'sta consolazione
Crono mangia tutt'i suoi figli alla fine
'Na melodia l'aria'ttraversa
Quando cade il silenzio, chi s'interessa?
(Chi s'interessa?)
'N'altra triste, dimenticata melodia
'N'altra canzone che nessuno sa
Quindi quell'è come fa
Solo John ed io
Sempr'e per sempre una, Jane Doe
E ti chiede, "Perché, Dio?" (Perché, perché, perché, perché?)
"Non'è modo di morir, Dio!" (Nessun'a cantar, nessun'a sospirar)
Ora che tutt'è dett'e fatto
Non c'è nessuno a dirmi chi sono io?
Niente canzoni di celebrazione
Solo 'sta triste speculazione
Come John, sarò eternamente
Un nome dimenticato, che qualcun'ha'bbandonato
Solo "Jane"
Jane
Doe
('Na melodia l'aria'ttraversa)
(Quando cade il silenzio, chi s'interessa?)
(Jane)
(Doe)
So, direct translation! (used in this [and in this sometimes!] to specify the meanings and explain certain word choices)
Some might say we're out
Moving daisies, after you're dead
But we all know the worms need our hearts
There's just one reoccurring fear
Here, my soul, is it present
Or is it rotting trapped within my pores?
My soul
My soul
My soul
My soul
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah
Ahh-ahh-ah
Without my soul, unnamed body
Wihout a story, what a shame
Cruel existence was only a farce
Oh, Saint Peter, let me in
You must know where my head could be(/stay/reside)
Won't you tell me at last who I am?
Who I am
Who I am
Who I am
Who I am
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ahh
Ahh-ah-ah
And from the terrain, where you will live
I hear the anguish of who you don't know
(A choir that's never complete)
And like an old forgotten tune
A song that no one knows
Forgot how it goes(/does)
Just John and I
Forever eternally(/Forever and for forever/forever and ever) a, Jane Doe
And I'm askin', "Why, Lord?
If this is how I die, Lord
Why remain with no family
And no friends?" (Ooh)
I haven't had a celebration
Just this (but a "this" you say in a quick way [because 'sta is short for questa, yup you take away one entire syllable], almost angry or if you're without patience or at times simply because it's shorter) consolation
Chrono (get it? Because they say time [but for time in italian you'd better use an article (]a, an, the, those ones) or it'll sound weird] and Chrono wasn't the Titan of Time? And didn't he eat his all his children-Zeus? I might be wrong [I doubt though] but I think this works ok) eats all his children in the end
A melody passes through (it literally throughs the air how do I say that) the air
When silence falls, who's interested (in it)?
(Who's interested?)
Another sad, forgotten tune
Another song that no one knows
So that's how it goes(/does)
Just John and I (to try to rhyme it []rather uselessly because it wasn't needed but it's alright anyway] with Doe and God [in Italian it's Dio])
Forever eternally(/Forever and for forever/forever and ever) a, Jane Doe
And she's askin' you, "Why, Lord?" (Why, why, why, why?) (why not put the "Oh"? Because in Italian Why [Perché] has two syllables and I need to try my best to fit everything [I literally haven't counted the syllables for anything but oh well])
"("This" is implied) is no way to die, Lord!" (No one to sing, no one to sigh)
Now that all is said and done
Isn't there anyone to tell me who I am?
No songs of celebration
Just this (the "this" in Italian, just like the last time in a similar verse, is missing a syllable) sorry speculation
Like John, I'll be eternally
A forgotten name, that someone abandoned
Just "Jane"
Jane
Doe
(A melody passes through [is "throughs the air"something you can say?] the air)
(When silence falls, who's interested [in it]?)
(Jane)
(Doe)
OG LYRICS (if you’re seeing this I doubt you don’t know them, but here they are anyway):
Some might say we're released
Pushing daisies, deceased
But we all know the worms must be fed
There's just one lingering fear
Oh, my soul, is it here
Or is it rotting somewhere with my head?
Oh, my soul
Oh, my soul
Oh, my soul
Oh, my soul
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah
Ahh-ahh-ah
Oh, no soul, and no name
And no story, what a shame
Cruel existence was only a sham
Oh, Saint Peter, let me in
You must know where I've been
Won't you tell me at last who I am?
Who I am
Who I am
Who I am
Who I am
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ahh
Ahh-ah-ah
And from the ground, beneath my feet
I hear the anguish of the street
(A choir never complete)
And like an old forgotten tune
A song that no one knows
Forgot how it goes
Just John and me
Forever eternally, Jane Doe
And I'm askin', "Why, Lord?
If this is how I die, Lord
Why be left with no family
And no friends?" (Ooh)
I've got no celebration
Just this consolation
Time eats all his children in the end
A melody floats through the air
When silence falls, does no one care?
(Does anyone care?)
Another sad, forgotten tune
Another song that no one knows
So that's how it goes
Just John and me
Forever eternally, Jane Doe
And she's askin', "Why, Lord?" (Why, oh why, oh why, oh why?)
"This is no way to die, Lord!" (No one to sing, no one to sigh)
Now that all is said and done
Isn't there anyone to tell me who I am?
No singing songs of celebration
Just this sorry speculation
Like John, I'll be eternally
A forgotten name, some lost refrain
Just "Jane"
Jane
Doe
(A melody floats through the air)
(When silence falls, does no one care?)
(Jane)
(Doe)
Long Live (Taylor's version) is stuck in my head because I was drawing this. Or I drew this because it's stuck in my head, honestly I don't know which one is true (both. it's both)
You read the title; I gave each member of the chain an Owl City song (or more) XD
Some of these songs can go to multiple of the boys (most notably Wild, Twilight, and Legend; poor guys with girlfriend trauma).
Also disclaimer: this is mainly all of the songs I grew up with, so I won't have any songs from Owl City's newer albums (such as Cinematic and Coco Moon; especially Coco Moon as I haven't finished listening to that album at this time).
Legend
The first thing that came to mind was Strawberry Avalanche, since it kind of fits with the Koholint situation.
But I think the one that would best fit would be Angels (though it could also match with Twi and Wild).
For some more post-Koholint Angst, here's The Real World; I dunno, seems like a song Legend would belt out.
Twilight
Up All Night. No doubt. I've actually been thinking of this for so long I've been going crazy XD
(And this is mainly the song that can go with both Legend and Wild as well; be prepared for some heavy angst.)
Time
Originally what I had was Super Honeymoon (as kind of a joke) but listening to it I realized it made more sense if he was married to Zelda, which is a nope. (Or I guess it could fit if he just thinks of his wife so highly, which is likely).
Tbh he was kind of hard to assign an Owl City song to (like Four), so I think Meteor Shower might also fit for some Time Angst.
(Or Dental Care or Rugs from Me To You for some dad jokes hehe.)
(Bonus: Tennis Elbow from Sky Sailing; not technically Owl City but it's by the same guy.)
(Bonus Bonus: Unbelievable for that 90's nostalgia; unfortunately it doesn't mention Ocarina of Time but if this was Modern AU then Time would absolutely have 90's nostalgia... maybe...)
Hyrule
Plant Life. I think this song would kind of touch with that side of Hyrule who felt like he isn't like the other heroes
(It does have a slight romance undertone to it, but its only in the chorus/bridging lyric and isn't the main focus of the song I will admit.)
Wild
Wolf Bite. I know the title kind of suggests this should be Twi's song, but if you listen to it it kind of fits with the internal struggle that Wild goes through in the comics. (Plus if I could make animatics I would totally make an animatic of Wild to this song; ahhh I love Ultraviolet (the album this is from) so much).
Bird with a Broken Wing. Kind of self explanatory if you listen closely to the lyrics. (Actually, this could fit with Time... hm...)
Four
Oof, this was kind of a hard one. At first I was going to say that no song could match him, until I remembered...
The Technicolor Phase. Kind of color-centric for those who like them XD
Sky
[Insert every 2010's Owl City love song here]
XD Kidding; but the two I have written down are Honey and the Bee and The Bird and the Worm (and maybe Early Birdie?)
A non-romantic song I remembered however is Sky Diver. Yeah that's Sky for ya XD
The Airway — SO perfect for Sky
Wind
Yacht Club! Except not really because I forgot it was a romance song XD (We'll save it for when Wind has grown a bit.)
On the other hand: How I Became the Sea.
Wars
I was tempted to put Deer in the Headlights as a joke but then that would fit with womanizer Wars which is a BIG NOPE (and doesn't fit with Wars at all), so just think of it as reversed or something XD
On the other hand, we have Hospital Flowers for kind of maybe that survivor side of him.
But Beautiful Times fits him the most, as it kind of delves in with that war aspect ("cab driver turned to skydiver then to survivor" screams war to me).
And yeah, that's all the chain! Feel free to add or switch out any songs that you feel might be better; these were just mainly off the top of my head.
Thinking about Virgil and Bart’s friendship. Their hugs 😔❤️
ugh SAME <3
virgil has a special place in my heart cause i love him since his static shock series days (it’s a kids show but it’s SO GOOD, it’s honestly timeless and i highly recommend it to anyone who hasn’t watched it yet) (for extra meta his best friend in the show is voiced by bart’s VA too like?!)
anyway YJ season 2 set virgil up with SO MUCH potential, hes so cool, so that’s why i’ll never forgive season 3 for how they did my boy dirty with his whole plot with jeff, it was so rushed and borderline disrespectful with how they concluded it on virgil’s end.
Atleast we get to knw that he maintains a good friendship with the runaways and the team. I think his dynamic with Ed has such good bro potential (as ppl might have guessed from my fics lol) and i think Virgil perfectly fits with the Outsiders too. Him and Jaime, it’s easy to see them get along cause of their age and their whole on screen duo thing was everything lmfao (ppl who said they should start a podcast, that just might be the one podcast i’d tune in to for real).
And the way he knew Joan, it’s like the Runaways got to knw the garrick’s and all that and idk it’s just so precious and i think everything we’ve seen on screen with his friendship with Bart is SO SWEET, just two genuine sweet guys, i love their friendship so much <3
like hello? this is just too sweet? how is my heart NOT supposed to go AW over this??
My stress levels: high, but getting exponentially lower now that it’s actually done and posted.
If there are any issues with it, posting wise, please let me know. I only ever put something of mine into an Ao3 collection one other time, and that was like seven or eight years ago, lmao.
Maybe now that the first fic is in there, the floodgates will open? Or maybe y’all are focused on IGRPDC, which is totally fair. Either way, don’t leave me hanging by myself for too long ❤️
One down, at least three more to go. And I still want to try and write a few more. But those can come later, lol. I have time.
"FREEZE YOUR BRAIN"
THIS IS NOT AN EXACT TRANSLATION, THIS IS AN ADAPTATION (AND ONE THAT STILL NEEDS TONS OF FIXING AT THAT)
I regret my life choices of not being able to actually start studying.
Here's "Freeze Your Brain" adapted in Italian!
ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING THIS, DO CREDIT ME IF YOU EVER USE THIS (I doubt you will it’s impractical and still needs so much fixing it’s unbelievable) AND TELL ME/LINK WHATEVER YOU USED IT FOR USING REBLOGS (because for some reason Tumblr doesn’t like comments with links and while I do think I understand why I don’t always like it)
(the apostrophes [or however ’ is called] are used to shorten the number of syllables often in poetry so I’m obviously abusing that power.)
[J.D.]
Sono stato in dieci superiori
Tutte la stessa scenetta
Inutile abituarsi
Perché ce ne andiamo di fretta
Mio padre tiene nel baule pronti due bagagli
Quindi è solo una questione di ricaricarli
I nomi non imparo
Che faccia è di chi non m'è chiaro
La fiducia in questa oasi di cemento riparo
Sembra che ogni volta che sto per disperarmi
C'è un 7-Eleven ad aspettarmi
Ogni negozio è lo stesso
Da Las Vegas all'Ohio
Corsie di linoleum che adoro
Vagare io
Prego al mio altare di granita;
Sì, adoro quella dolce botta di vita...
Congela il cervello
Succhia dalla cannuccia
Meglio di un coltello
Arriva la felicità
Quando tutto se ne va
A chi serve uno spinello?
Congela il cervello
Congela il cervello
[J.D., parlato]
Ti va un tiro?
[VERONICA, parlato]
La tua mammina sa che mangi tutta quella merda?
[J.D., parlato]
Non più
(cantato)
Quando mamma era viva
Vivevamo quasi normalmente
Ora siamo solo io e mio padre
Stiamo meno formalmente
Ho imparato a cucinare
Le tasse a pagare;
Imparato che'l mondo
Nemmeno un cent ti vorrà dare
Il tuo futuro hai pianificato
Veronica Sawyer
Andrai a qualche college
E sposerai un avvocato
Ma il cielo farà male
Quando su di te sarà demolito
Quindi è meglio se
Il tuo muro l'avrai già costruito...
Congela il cervello
Nuota nel ghiaccio
Perditi nel suo doloroso bello
Chiudi bene i tuoi occhi
Fino a che non ti vedran quegli sciocchi
Non diventare uno zimbello
Congela il cervello
Distruggiti il teschio
Combatti il dolore con uno più bello
Dimentica chi sei
Liberati da quel peso
Dimentica in un mese e mezzo
Riavrai lo stesso frainteso
Quando la voce nella tua testa
Dice ch'uno come te è meglio se non resta
Non ascoltare a quello
Solo congela il cervello
Congela il cervello
Vai avanti e congela il cervello...
(parlato)
Provaci
So, direct translation! (used in this to specify the meanings and explain certain word choices)
[J.D.]
I've been through ten high schools
They're all the same little scene (but little in this case is meant in a negative light)
No point getting used to it
'Cause we're gone in a hurry
My dad keeps two suitcases ready in the den
So it's only a matter of refilling(/repacking) them
I don't learn the names
Whose faces is whose isn't clear to me
My trust resides in this concrete oasis
Seems every time I'm about to despair
There's a 7-Eleven waiting for me
Each store is the same
From Las Vegas to Ohio
Linoleum aisles that I love
To walk around in
I pray at my altar of slush;
Yeah, I live for sweet hit of life (or however you call that, basically gives life force again but something that gives you life force not in a literal sense)...
Freeze your brain
Suck from that straw
Better than a knife
Happiness comes
When everything goes
Who needs a joint?
Freeze your brain
Freeze your brain
[J.D., spoken]
You want a hit?
[VERONICA, spoken]
Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?
[J.D., spoken]
Not anymore
(sung)
When mom was alive
We lived almost normally
But now it's just me and my dad
We live less formally
I learned to cook pasta
To pay taxes;
Learned the world
Won't want to give you even a cent
You've planned your future
Veronica Sawyer
You'll go to some college
And marry a lawyer
But the sky's gonna hurt
When it'll be demolished on you
So it'll be better if
You'll have already built your wall
Freeze your brain
Swim in the ice
Get lost in its beautiful pain
Shut your eyes tight(/well)
Till those fools (sorry I had to use this for the rhyme) won't see you
Don't become a laughingstock
Freeze your brain
Destroy your skull
Fight pain with a more beautiful one
Forget who you are
Free yourself from that weight
Forget in a month and a half
You'll have the same misunderstanding again
When the voice in your head
Says someone like you is better off gone
Don't listen to that guy(/him)
Just freeze your brain
Freeze your brain
Go on and freeze your brain...
(spoken)
Try it
OG LYRICS (if you’re seeing this I doubt you don’t know them, but here they are anyway):
[J.D.]
I've been through ten high schools
They start to get blurry
No point planting roots
'Cause you're gone in a hurry
My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den
So it's only a matter of when
I don't learn the names
Don't bother with faces
All I can trust is this concrete oasis
Seems every time I'm about to despair
There's a 7-Eleven right there
Each store is the same
From Las Vegas to Boston
Linoleum aisles that I love
To get lost in
I pray at my altar of slush;
Yeah, I live for that sweet frozen rush...
Freeze your brain
Suck on that straw
Get lost in the pain
Happiness comes
When everything numbs
Who needs cocaine?
Freeze your brain
Freeze your brain
See upcoming pop shows
Get tickets for your favorite artists
[J.D., spoken]
Care for a hit?
[VERONICA, spoken]
Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?
[J.D., spoken]
Not anymore
(sung)
When mom was alive
We lived halfway normal
But now it's just me and my dad
We're less formal
I learned to cook pasta
I learned to pay rent;
Learned the world
Doesn't owe you a cent
You're planning your future
Veronica Sawyer
You'll go to some college
And marry a lawyer
But the sky's gonna hurt
When it falls
So you better start
Building some walls...
Freeze your brain
Swim in the ice
Get lost in the pain
Shut your eyes tight
Till you vanish from sight
Let nothing remain
Freeze your brain
Shatter your skull
Fight pain with more pain
Forget who you are
Unburden your load
Forget in six weeks
You'll be back on the road
When the voice in your head
Says you're better off dead
Don't open a vein
Just freeze your brain
Freeze your brain
Go on and freeze your brain...