#sorry rio but at least we appreciate you

[here-for-fanart]

Rio is honestly so right to feel hurt and upset in this scene (and the next time we see her). Girl messed with the natural order for 6 years just to make sure Agatha had time with her son. That's how she chose to show her love. The fact that Agatha doesn't seem to have any understanding or gratitude for that stings Rio to the core. You can see it in her body language. She's practically screaming "ungrateful bitch".

The look on Rio’s face when Agatha said “you call that special treatment? You did nothing!” That face really just says “you call me defying my very nature nothing? You call the gift I gave you nothing. I gave you a chance to raise your son and you spit in my face? I love you enough to defy nature and you don’t even realize it” Rio was pissed and heartbroken and felt like what she did for Agatha was nothing because in the end she hated her anyways even though she gave her precious time she never would have had

[pinkygirlymeg]

My opinions on 2.2 - As a Brazilian SPOILER WARNING

First off I'ma kick it saying yes, I am disappointed at Bluepoch for not adding diverse and PoC characters, however, this is a very much positive light on 2.2 because well, I enjoyed the update, I'm not here to defend Bluepoch but to appreciate the research and interesting things I think they added to their game about my people and culture.

I also think it's relevant to tell a bit about me, I'm a Brazilian woman natural from Rio de Janeiro, who early in life moved to a rural area in Goiás and later moved to the capital city of Brasília. I visited São Paulo, the city where 2.2 takes place quite a few times since parts of my family live there to this day, however the longer I've been there was 6 months, my visits to São Paulo also consisted mostly of living my the small towns around the big cities and living mostly in rural areas. (I've visited the big city but only to buy things that we didn't have mostly)

Starting off with some of the things I enjoyed the most: Music

So far there has been 3 songs of which I've listened

Starting with the one in the announcement of the special program; https://youtu.be/JsPw7aaB3WQ?si=aGYVp_yvvf1M5m5A

I do like the song, but this one is where they got the Brazil vibes a bit far off? They were going probably to the style of Bossa Nova, a Brazilian musical genre (noticable example are Garota de Ipanema) but I think in this one they went to much on a vibe that matches more french style music? Or at least reminds me of that (I'm sorry if I'm getting it wrong french people!!! Do let me know if I did).

The second one is the Livestream music! You can listen to it while they announce characters and garments;

I think the song is also not the best but definitely catches more of a Brazilian vibe, the style of music seems to be more centered around another genre commonly from the north east region of Brazil! (Noticable example is Figa de Guiné) Where they use a lot of triangles and little bit of the guitar, they're also going for a more beach style music to match the garments me thinks.

And now the third one and my favorite as off publication of this post. The "Trade Winds Garden" theme;

https://youtu.be/qCz036VZYXc?si=Gsbyl4JZzdPUpPqh

Once again they're going for a Bossa Nova vibe but this time, they nailed it perfectly. The strings and the chocalhos (sorry couldn't find a translation to that) work perfectly to create a representation in form of music! The style of the background of the new suitcase also fits the time period of Brazil's early 1900s or late 1800s that I think they're going for, the best example of a closely related song to this is also one of my favs "Águas de Março" is a music of the same genre who I think that this one might be based off.

Ok now with the characters and I'll start with the character I'm most familiar with the vibes!

Lopera the 6 star from the second part of the 2.2 version

Although we don't have much info on the story yet, she seems to be based of the "caipira" culture, I'll use the term Rural culture because "caipira" was a term used in a pejorative demeanor towards me and my family before.

Rural culture is a lot about family and as we know, Lopera ran away from her's, this is fairly common in these circles because living in a rural area while being young and full of dreams can be quite trapping! As for her design. I absolutely love it! From the hat to the sandal she embodies the spirit of a rural girl, the hat is ofc my favorite part, it's usually optional and men are more likely to not use hats as woman are. Being a Rural girl who easily burned in the sun I had to use long sleeves, long dresses and a really big straw hat, although the sandals are the norm when walking at home, usually we would use boots in the farm. In any case, I love her design and her clothes. In the i2 she seems to be more leaning towards a city girl, wearing the shorts and boots like she's ready for anything they throw at her. I personally like the i0 outfit more than the i2 for the many reasons I stated before and for the projection I did in her when I saw her.

Now for our singing best Anjo Nala!

I also loved her vibes! I saw a lot of people saying she's purple scary woman and I agree a bit with that but I really like this trope so I'm eating it! She's one of the characters that I also think I would enjoy way more if she has more melanin but for lore reasons I think she was never even a possibility for that.

First addressing the whole Anjo Nala is Kimberly, I disagree and don't think they are the same person. My evidence is that Kimberly has an identical twin who has been recently murdered! In the newspaper we can see that a ruthless murderer's life has been put to an end. I believe Anjo Nala is that twin who got murdered, aside from the visual differences both have, they also behave completely different at least from what we can see on the PV. Anjo Nala also speaks portuguese in one of her voice lines, knowing Kimberly she would've probably already said things in Portuguese had she known the language at this point. There's also some visual differences to the two, like anjo Nala's tail and horns being different than Kimberly's.

Now putting that to the side. Anjo Nala seems to be based of a more high class songstress. The beautiful girl who sings in the boats that pass by the river. Although that is a more romantic view of our culture it's still within Brazilian literature to have that type of character. The seducing demons from the rivers are also very much part of our culture as you can see from the "Boto Cor de Rosa" a character from Brazilian mythos and folklore.

The i0 dress looks simply so cute, matching the style and era of the outfits worn by the ladies here in the big cities of Brazil, as for her i2 it seems to be more of a stage outfit, I love it too, but personally, like Lopera I like her i0 more. Although I love the art and the background of her i2 and the references to the festivals of new year here and the carnival with the lights blowing in the sky voice line and the people laughing and dancing! She's a very cute character overhaul!

Mr. Duncan... Another character whom I think would look very good with more melanin, mr.duncan embodies a very common guy in Brazilian families, the "Tio do Pavê" or that cute and funny old uncle who cracks dad jokes whenever you meet with them, he seems like a passionate and generally nice guy and OMG I love seeing older man being added to the game! It really brings variety and the possibility of old men yaoi (looking at u Shamane), I really enjoy his character for how much I can see of him in my own family and it's very fun to think of all the cute interactions he could pull off! Design wise, he feels a little bit more like a tourist, although I've seen my dad wear similar outfits before when going to the beach or simply enjoying an outdoors barbecue. I like both of his i0 and i2 basically equally! I think he looks overhaul very nice

I won't make a comment about our skeleton hand just yet, White Rum seems like the most mysterious one so far! But I will make a post about them if I happen to have some new matured thoughts of if they get more info about them

Lastly for the garments, I LOVED the garments for this version, making the Brazil patch a beach vibes update is expected but they surprised me a lot! The outfits do look really like the things any Brazilian would wear to go to the beach, my favorites being Vila's and Yenisei's garment. Specifically talking about Yenisei, it might be me going on crack mode but I think her design is based off the Victoria Regia story of Brazilian folklore and I think it works perfectly with Yenisei's connection to rivers!

Marcus looks like the cute and sweet girl at the beach but girl that sunburn marks will be weird looking with all that fishnets /silly

Vila looks gorgeous and 37 is not beating the most beautiful character of the game allegations, I also think her garment has something to do with 37 accepting the malleability of truth and how it bends and changes like a river, truth changes in every different perspective!

Shamane looks gorgeous and I look forward to all the yaoi potential he got hwhshssh /silly and seriously I also love the representation of our fauna in Shamane's garment.

Few that was quite a lot I think I'm done for this post at least! I can and will yap more about this version once things come out and I'm yet to make a post about the PV, I did see it and I have some thoughts that I still need to mature! If you have any questions, suggestions or corrections they're all welcome! I just enjoy discussing things about my culture and country and how people from the outside world perceive us!

[holyblanchett]

Hey wanted to shoot you an ask and say I really appreciate seeing what you have to say on the show and how it was handled! Specifically in regards to Rio. I love Agathario a lot and was disappointed with how it was ultimately played out but I was also happy, for me, with the show as a whole.

It always seemed like Agatha was never meant to get like a proper redemption, and then of course didn't, but I hated how she treated Rio by the end of the show. She just would not let herself see the truth of the situation as a whole and something you said earlier on, she didn't deserve Rio!! They gave us a "breakup" but it felt weird. Like Rio and Agatha had back and forths, memories etc. But Agatha never pushed forward to try and at least understand where Rio was coming from, ie her job. If I was the green witch I'd crash out too just out of being frustrated probably. Anyway, sorry to take up your ask space, I just love your takes!

Also sorry that people are being crazy at you??? Your reactions and thoughts are valid, God forbid they're different

Agatha was just so consumed by her own grief she could not see anyone else's perspective. Even in the flashback we did see Rio was genuinely hurt and did not want to take her son. I feel like Agatha just needed a person to blame and Rio was the most logical choice. From Ep1 when she tells Rio "you don't have a heart." In my mind, it was her acknowledging that as a cosmic being Rio doesn't experience emotions quite like humans or witches do. She kind of used that against her in the end which is kind of fucked up ngl. I 100% agree I would have crashed out too after being mistreated for centuries.

Right?? With all the backlash I'm getting you would think I said I hated the show or something awful. The collective outrage is insane.

[blazingstar29]

Top Gun Work Outs - Goose

Well well well, everyone’s favourite (dead) RIO. Sorry this took so long life got busy but Goose has been in my head since day 1. It’s pretty obvious that despite Anthony Edwards working out for the film he didn’t stack on the muscle like the others. BUT I’m here to talk meta and make inferences so reality doesn’t matter to me lmao.

Disclaimer: in this series i talk about characters body composition and the exercises they do. Particular in this instalment there’s a little bit of a focus on weight so if this is triggering please give it a miss :)

It’s fairly obvious Goose is pretty lean. In the photo above there’s next to know additional muscle in his arm. What’s interesting though is that he still has a broad back despite not having any muscle. That comes down just to the natural conformation of someone but also may be a sign of Anthony’s efforts of working out that he built his lats up a bit.

as his bicep flexes we see some muscular definition.

But the reality is Goose is quite lean. And we see that from multiple angles that he’s not lean and buff in the way Slider is, but almost more of a runner or cyclist build. (More likely cyclist because it’s low impact and I’ll explain more why.)

And you might be thinking, what are you going to talk about? Well steady on. Being buff is all well and good but I’m think in the the broader universe.

Anthony Edwards is tall. He’s 6’4 tall. Y’all ever wondered why those crusty little dogs live forever but Great Danes don’t? The bigger you are the more your body has to work. Wether it’s pumping blood or your joints, tall people wear out.

Goose probably knows this. He spends his days in jet planes going mach 2. That’s a lot of pressure of the body. And although Goose is pretty agile, as seen in his stellar leap into the air above (and consequentially getting his foot stuck in the net)

He has a young family with a son he wants to play catch with. He doesn’t want to add extra strain to his joints. Especially because orthopaedic surgery wasn’t what it is today. Even arthroscopes that were pioneered and popular (at least in australia) are now falling out of fashion because ‘cleaning up the joint’ actually added more problems.

So whilst Goose isn’t skinny and looks like he could be pushed over by a breath of wind, he isn’t carrying any extra mass than he has to.

And this is something I noticed with Slider too, but it felt more prevalent with Goose.

This photo is just for those who want him; I thought it’s be appreciated. Also slider basically one millimeter from lying in goose’s lap lmao.

Exercises:

Cycling! Low impact, good cardio. Mav follows him on his motorbike when Goose goes up hills and shouts encouragement but Goose just throws his water bottle at him.

Swimming. Again, low impact but he doesn’t swim as much as Ice, he’d have a bit more muscle if he did it multiple times a week.

Hiking. I see those calves mr edwards. And, fun family activity too!

So yeah, that’s what I make of goose!

[lizzyaka]

HAIII ITS ME THE ANON!! im ngl i genuinely gasped when i read your rentry and saw tsh and yttd in the same line like those two are such mismatched interests i never expected to see anyone else like them both 😭😭��

I GET YOUR ATTACHMENT TO SHIN BRO. Also based on your yttd faves i have a feeling you went thru all the stages of grief with the bio-siblings revelation…… idk just a feeling hehe. NO BUT YTTD MAKING IT SO ONLY ONE SIBLING GETS TO LIVE WAS SO??!???? i never emotionally recovered from that . regarding my yttd fav i’d say its shin but it has been so long since i played the game i barely know his character anymore ;;;;; lowkey i also fw almost all the floor masters. midori/sou was my bunny corcoran back in the day (in the sense that theyre both problematic-ish characters that the fandom hates but i enjoy their character guiltily)

and for my tsh faves oooh boy… as u can see by my username… richard and bunny are so deeply personal to me . theyre not favorites in the “i love them ❤️ my scrunklies” way but in the “I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM” way. like i am fully aware they are horrible people but as characters??? Theyre written so well to the point i cant help but think about them every second daily

beware of the shin tsukimi to richard papen pipeline!!!! this may be reaching and i fear im mischaracterizing shin (you are free to correct me on this. let out the inner shin fan out) but if you squint real hard….. theyre both liars who pretend to be someone theyre not and theyre also both pathetic losers (i say this very affectionately) who are just trying to survive (what is richard even surviving from. he is nawt in a majority vote death game)

i have yapped too much i apologize </3 i appreciate you defending bunny from the allegations actually we need more bunny defenders in the fandom (and less francis fans.. cough) . i dont have any specific questions about yttd bc my memory of that game has gotten foggy sadly but we could always talk about yttd to jog up my memory of it !!!

NAURRR DONT BRING UP 2-2 im gonna be honest w u i have played yttd a total of 7 times (this is so embarrassing i want to crawl into a hole and never come out) and 2-2 has never once failed to devastate i cannot express just how badly it affected me. last time i played was over a year and a half ago im trying to forget as much about it as i can so i can replay the whole thing w fresh eyes when 3-2 comes out but i doubt thats gonna be possible since i fear the only person in the world who knows yttd better than me is nankidai himself. I promise ur jaw would have dropped to the floor if u had met me 1-3 years earlier i cant stress how bad the obsession was, theres a couple of people who follow me here who knew me then who can testify😭 it was actually bonkers i ate slept and breathed yttd

I CANT STAND THE FLOORMASTERS BROO i heavily fw rio ranger and safalin BUT THE REST? BOOOO midori actually makes me sooo fucking violent sorry hes by far my least favorite😭 i can see why u like him trustt i just have a vendetta against him

AND I KNOW WHAT U MEAN ESP W BUNNY bro won me over im not sorry. Yes hes awful yes he would borderline hate crime me but i stand with bunny what can i say

[raamitsu]

I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart if you could wish positive energy…

It's hard to find words that describe exactly what I'm feeling right now. The state I live in, Rio Grande do Sul - Brazil, is suffering from floods, thousands of people losing everything, their families, homes, EVERYTHING, some people only have the clothes left with them. Many animals, houses, cars and people being swept away by the current, people are stranded, this is the biggest natural disaster that has ever happened in the state of Rio Grande do Sul.

The state capital: Porto Alegre, is practically under water, the Guaíba river has overflowed at a record level (about five meters) and there are cities where the water reaches the roofs of houses, in Canoas apparently there are reports of bodies floating, the Feliz city had 75% of its territory devastated by the rains, roads are blocked or collapsed.

The rains remained in my city throughout the week, except for yesterday on Sunday and according to the weather forecast today on Monday, however, the rest of the week has rain forecast, and if the rains return, everything starts again. I just hope that during Sunday the authorities were able to rescue as many people and animals as possible and that these people are now in a safe shelter.

In my city where my house is located, it is out of risk and I am so grateful for that, but places where friends, colleagues and relatives live are at great risk. There are colleagues and friends of my brothers with whom contact has been lost because they live in affected areas and no one knows what could have happened.

Brazil (my country) mobilized completely to help with the rescues and also to donate money and supplies such as food, clothes and blankets to the flood victims.

Therefore, I ask those who cannot help directly, to please send positive energies to us, for the recovery of these cities and these people and our planet. Please hope for the well-being of these people. May this tragedy end soon and may it not cause any more victims along the way. May we all be safe soon. My English is far from being decent so there are probably a lot of grammar errors. =)

There are news report in English for those who want to know more: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/02/world/americas/brazil-rain-floods.html

At least 75 killed, more than 100 others missing in Brazil floods | Climate Crisis News | Al Jazeera

!!! Share if you can, people, please.

I’m so sorry for the tragedy that you’ve been going through, my friend 🙏🏼 I may not be able to help as much as you needed, but I hope with me signal boosting your statement, you will regain strength and love from everyone who come across this post - and I do pray that you will receive more aids as soon as possible!

There are many things happening - from Palestine to Brazil - in fact, boosting and amplifying their voices are very crucial to them so please continue this act of support endlessly until they’re free and back to normal again.

To everyone who follows me, if you are able to donate anything, please let my friend here know. If you can spread this everywhere to your friends, it’ll be very appreciated 🫶🏼

[springs-heir]

I say a little prayer to you - Prayer to Demeter

Stepping into the temple he finds his place before the statue of Demeter. He smiles up at the statue before reaching down into his bag. Carefully he begins to pull free several small bowls. Each one containing a different type of dried grain. From wheat, to rye, to barley, each type has been carefully harvested and dried by hand. He'd spent the last several days harvesting and preparing the grain that he had planted weeks back. An offering of the harvest to the goddess of the harvest. It might have seemed redundant or perhaps like giving a gift to someone that they already had. But Oliver hoped that she might appreciate the time he took to prepare this offering, the love he had given to each of the grains as he raised them up.

Taking a moment he just sits there in silence with the statue, taking this time to think of all that has happened. They'd been through so much, so very much in such a short amount of time. It was strange how fast his life had been moving since coming to camp, and while some of it had been an absolute nightmare other parts had been a true blessing.

Speaking softly he begins to pray aloud. Still unsure if the Gods can hear his thoughts or not, and never having been big on prayer in his early life, he figured better not to risk it.

"Hi Momma, a lots happened since I last came in to pray, and for that Ahm sorry. There was the attack on the camp... Did you see what me and Atti did? We held up the entire temple. In the moment it was so scary, but every time I come back here and see those vines, ah just know it was cause of you and aunty Athena. You two gave us that power we needed, and for that thank you... Ah um... Ah also got married Momma... At least I think I did? We took some time to speak our truths before each other and the Divine Heartsong... I love him Momma, and I hope that you would love him too... Please keep an eye on him, he can be a bit of a trouble maker. Though if you could also keep an eye on my other boys I'd appreciate that as well. I feel like troubles brewin', what with this corruption business and after Gabe..."

There's a long pause there as Oliver tries not to cry. Tries to hold back the tears. But then again he's speakin to his mother, and something about finally having a Momma of his own makes him break. Tears stream easily down his cheek as he reaches into his bag to pull out one more offering. A small bundle of primerose's, their color as black as night with tips of petals a vibrant pink. The flower that he had made with Rio upon their declaration... The flower that they had named after Gabe... The Frier Rose.

"Momma is it my fault that he died? I didn't know it could be that dangerous, all Chiron said was that it made Xanthe tired... and then ah went and made it sound so easy. The power of love... Ah just wanted to protect everyone... I just wanted to make sure that my new family was safe, and now he's gone, and the hearth is quiet... But it still... It still feels like he's with me? And Gabe wouldn't want us to be sad, but I keep cryin whenever ahm alone. At the end of the day it was his choice, his love for us all that lead him to that decision. That's not something ah can take away from him, and ah know he was proud to do it. Ah know he was probably smiling to the very end just happy that he could keep us all safe for a little longer... Ah don't fault him for doin what he did, ah just wish he was still here..."

Another moments pause as he tries to rub the tears from his eyes. Hands going to wipe clean on his pants as he rights himself.

"Ah've been lookin for Sephone but... Ahm comin up with nothin Momma. Ahm not giving up though, not by a long shot. I will find her, find out what happened to her. I swore to you that I would take care of things, and I will. "

"Sorry Momma ah didn't mean to come unload all of that on you. I just wanted to come here and say that ah love you, that ahm thankful for you... And before ah go Momma... Ah just wanna say, Happy Mother's Day."

[atomsminecraft]

MC using a spray bottle on the S-Ranks when they misbehave. I just wanna see Guy SOPPING WET

HOLY FUCK I’M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I LITERALLY HAVE NO CONCEPT OF TIME(I was also busy and being a lazy bi-)

Ok so like, they might not be 100% what you asked for but I’m the writer so I’ll write these the best I can haha-(Please don’t hate me)

I’m also not very good at their wording(or writing haha-) and how they act so please forgive me for any inaccuracy-

Warning: Not proof read(mostly)

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Fenn.

It was a surprisingly normal day today, I grabbed my bag(That's a surprise tool that will help us later-), went to class, talked with Sherry and Rio, and now it's almost lunch time.

"Treasureeee" Oh god not this again, of course it can't be a normal day. What was I thinking? I feel an arm go around my waist into a half hug.

"Afternoon, Fenn." I say.

"Treasure, what say you spend time with me during lunch? I promise I'll make it worth your while." I feel his hand lower and grab my ass.

"Fenn." I stare at him and get ready to grab the little surprise tool in my bag. I take out the spray bottle and give him a spray from it. Haha now his face and hair is wet.

Fenn pouts, "You're no fun," He lets go of me and puts his hands back and wipes his face. "Is that a no to the lunch offer?"

I cross my arms, "It's very much a no."

"Well, the offer still stands if you change your mind." He winks at me then leaves, for the time being at least.

Guy

(I don't have many ideas after this so please forgive me)

(some of you are gonna hate me for how long this is gonna be so I'm sorry)

I was talking to another student about something in class they had a problem with. Why did they ask me? I have no idea. From what they said, I understood it better than they did and the professor left before they could ask any questions after class. Oh yeah and they were also acting very nervous around me.

He listened to me intently, taking notes, even! I actually kinda liked this feeling, it felt like I was the teacher for once! I continued to answer any questions the dude had about the topic until he suddenly looked really nervous as I felt someone loom over me.

"I- I think I got it now, thank you!"

"Wait but I wasn't done-" Aaaaand the student ran away. I looked behind me to see Guy standing over me. "Did you need something?"

"Why were you talking to that student?"

"He was asking a question about a lecture me and him had."

Guy scowls, "He should have asked the professor or asked someone else."

"The professor had to leave so he couldn't ask any questions." I answered.

"He clearly asked for other reasons. You're mine, I won't let anyone else take you." His "You're mine" comments really aggravate me. Was this the only reason he wanted to talk to me?

"I don't belong to anyone," I glared. "Was that all?"

He huffed and grabbed my arm, not rough enough to hurt me though. "Come with me." He pulled me towards the direction of the dorms and I soon got tired of trying to get out of his grip. When we got to his room, he finally let go of me and sat down.

"Gotta really appreciate the consent in bringing me here". I said sarcastically. "What did you bring me here for anyways?" he huffs and doesn't say anything. I roll my eyes, I swear to god he really needs to learn to communicate with others. An idea suddenly pops in my head and I grab the spray bottle.

"Communicate." sprits "Your," sprits "Emotions." sprits

For a moment he looked shocked then glared at me and grabbed my spray bottle and sprayed me with it. Oh boy this was gonna be fun.

(Sorry I had to make this a little light hearted haha- please don't hate me)

Toa

Lectures were going on and at the moment Toa is my professor.

GOD DAMN IT WHY WON'T THIS WATER TURN INTO WINE, IF JESUS COULD DO IT SO CAN I

I continued to try and concentrate on turning the water into wine but I feel the judgment of someone staring at me and it temps me to look to the side of where the feeling is radiating off of and I see- HOLY FUCK IT'S TOA. I jump in my seat because he's literally standing next to me and I didn't even hear him or see him.

We continue staring at each other until I decide to break the silence. "Do you need something...?"

"How is it that you've done everything else correct but doing something as simple as turning water into wine?" He asks. Wow thanks for announcing that to the class. How about you tell me how a car is made now?

I shrug, "I don't know, I just can't seem to do it." I hear some students snickering.

Toa sighs, "Speak to me after class." And with that, class continues...

After the bell rings, I grab my stuff and walk to the front of the class and to Toa. It’s a shame this is my last class, I could have used the excuse of saying I need to get to my next class then say I forgot about him wanting to talk to me.

“Since you appear to be unable to do the assignment, I will be having you practice here until I excuse you.” Hey, at least it’s not him having me read tons of books. That memory gives me war flashbacks...

“At this point, I don’t even know I can do it anymore. I’ve tried countless times and-”

“I didn’t ask for your excuses. Sit down near the front and I will watch you and point out what you’re doing wrong.” One part of me really wants to see if I can run out of this classroom, the other part of me knows that if I try he’ll scold me and make it more difficult for me. That and I’ll likely get in trouble. I sigh and take a seat and a cup of water is set in front of me. Welp, time for another round of failure...

It feels like hours have gone by, though it was likely only an hour, and Toa continues telling me the things I’ve been going wrong; my posture, the position my hands are in, moving around too much, too stiff, my visualization, me zoning out and not paying attention, etc. I really am tired of this.

“Toa.” I say. He looks at me confused for a moment then surprised then annoyance after I grab the spray bottle from my bag and spray him with it. “Toa, stop with that Spartan way of teaching and be nicer.”

“My what-”

“Stop being so strict. I’m unable to help the fact I can’t do this “simple” spell that you keep shoving in my face.” He looks at me for a moment before sighing.

“I’ll stop bothering you about it then. You are dismissed.” I smile at him and he looks away.

“I don’t mind you teaching me in private, just try and be less strict and I’ll be able to tolerate it more.”

“I’ll... Keep that in mind.” Toa goes to grab papers on his desk and I look back at the water in front of me. I close my eyes for the manyith time and imagined what I wanted to happen. Water turning into wine. A sudden warmth suddenly appeared in my hands and when I opened my eyes, the water was wine. I looked up to see Toa staring at me, smiling. I smiled back.

(I know Manyith isn’t a word, let me make up words haha)

Roy

(oh boy time to put my thinking caps on cuz now I have no idea what to do with the rest of the S-Ranks, sorry if they’re short. Pray for me ya’ll, this gonna be made very yes after this)

Wow, great day, very sunny. I really don’t know what to say. Sherry dragged my outside and into the courtyard because she wanted to show me something apparently and she’s refusing the answer my questions.

“Can you tell me who or what you’re looking for?” I ask. Sherry has been looking for something for the past, I don’t know, 30 or so minutes.

“Hehe, not yet. It’s meant to be a surprise!” I don’t like the tone she’s using, this means she has some mischief planned. I wonder what, though... Before I can finish my thought, I hear Sherry celebrate in victory and I look over to see she has a hose. Oh god please tell me we’re gonna prank someone with that

“What are you planning on doing with that?” I tilt my head slightly in confusion and she laughs.

“You know that spray bottle you carry?”

“Um. Yeah? What about it?” I’m even more confused. Sherry’s smile gets bigger and she backs out of the way as I suddenly feel water spray on me from behind. “Hey!” I yelp in surprise and look back only to see Roy with another hose.

Roy laughs, “Revenge for last time,” he winks at me and suddenly I’m being sprayed by both Sherry and Roy. I’m being ganged up on by the brother and sister combo! I grab my spray bottle and start chasing Roy with it and occasionally Sherry, though she ran away after some time and so I got ahold of her hose and started chasing Roy with it. We continued to spray each other with water until we tire ourselves out.

Lynt

(Oh poor baby, he doesn’t deserve such bullying)

Where did he go? I swear he should have been in the courtyard like we planned. I spotted Tino and ran up to him.

“Tino, have you seen Lynt anywhere? I haven’t been able to find him.”

“Miss MC!” I guess I surprised him, whoops. “My apologies, I have not seen the young master. Have you checked his quarters?”

“I’ve checked everywhere I thought he would be. We were meant to meet up at the courtyard but he wasn’t there either.”

“Oh stars... I shall help you look for him then! That is if you don’t mind.”

“Thank you,” I smile, “I would appreciate it. If we can’t find him in an hour let's meet back here.” I get Tino’s approval for the plan and we walk our separate ways. Should I double check where I’ve looked? I probably missed some areas, I can look there again. Hmm... Maybe he’s sleeping somewhere in the courtyard? Hopefully I’m right...

I walk back to the courtyard and go on my search. Maybe if I’m quiet enough I’ll hear him? I stop and look around at potential hiding spots. I spot some strangely colored green near a flower bush and walk over. “So you were hiding here...”

Lynt opens his eyes then smiles at me, “Oh, MC, what are you doing here?”

“We agreed to meet up at the courtyard so you can speak to me, remember?” While I do find his behavior cute at times, it’s really annoying when he just forgets things like this. I’d rather not have my time waisted, even if it’s worth spending some extra time with him.

“Oh yes, that,” He still looks tired. He better not fall aslee- Lynt closes his eyes once more and I can just feel the upcoming headache this will cause.

“Lynt.” No responce. “Lynt, wake up.” Still no response. I really have no other choice now, do I?” I sigh and I grab my spray bottle and kneel down and softly squirt his face. My hand is suddenly grabbed and I’m pulled down onto Lynt chest.

“Sleepy... Would you sleep with me?” WORDING, AKEDIA, WORDING.

“But what about-” He’s already asleep before I can respond to him. God damn it. Whatever am I going to do with him...

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FINALLY

I FINISHED WRITING THIS

IT’S BEEN 15 YEARS /j

If I missed someone please tell me my memory is just a big no

[ask-lu-two-and-mew]

“Hey, Rio?”

Lucario turned at the sound of Mew’s voice. She was still a bit startled to see her sibling in their human form.

“Have you seen Mewtwo anywhere? I think this party’s dispersing, and I can’t find him.”

“Hm… I don’t think I have. Gimme a second, though.”

Despite being disguised as a human, Lucario could still feel the auras of other Pokémon around her. She closed her eyes and reached out, mentally weaving her way through the various auras she could sense. She quickly felt him, though - his aura was so familiar to her that she could feel it from a mile away.

“Got him!” She exclaimed as she made her way through the crowd. Mew followed her, trying to keep up.

The two made their way to the courtyard, where they saw their brother’s figure standing beside an unfamiliar face.

“Woah… I think that’s a Giratina! And Mewtwo’s actually talking to them!” Lucario walked over to the two of them, thrilled with her brother’s newfound courage. He’d told her how nervous he was about meeting other Legendaries before the event, and she was hoping he’d be able to come out of his shell - at least a little.

“Lucario?” Mewtwo noticed her presence, pausing his conversation with the Giratina. “Hey, what’s up?”

“Nothing much, really! Mew and I were just wondering where you were. People are starting to leave, and we were thinking of wrapping up ourselves.”

“Oh, sure! Before we go, though, I wanted to introduce you to a friend of mine.” Mewtwo turned to the Giratina again. They had a laid-back expression on their face, and there wasn’t a hint of danger about them.

“Lucario, this is-”

“UNCLE KENOS?”

The three of them quickly turned their heads towards Mew, who was jogging over from a few yards away. Lucario didn’t realize they hadn’t followed her over to the others.

“Wait - UNCLE?” She tried to process what had just happened when Mew came over and ecstatically hugged the Giratina.

“Mewsie! Good to see ya, starshine! How ya doin?”

Lucario stared for a moment, trying to figure out what in Arc’s name was going on. “Uh… yeah. This is Kenos. He’s from our universe, actually.” Mewtwo chuckled awkwardly. “I, uh… I probably owe you an explanation.”

“YOU DON’T SAY.”

———

“So, let me make sure I’m getting this right - the Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina of our world are your parent’s siblings?”

“Yep! Arceus created the three of them, and then created the Origin Mew later on.” Mew explained. “They loved all four of them like their own children.”

The four of them were about to go through the portal that Mew had created, preparing to return home.

“We don’t see them very often anymore - ‘cuz of mystical godlike stuff and all that. But we still contact them every so often.”

“Wait, I thought Arceus banished you to the Distortion World or something?” Lucario asked.

Kenos winced a bit. They didn’t blame Lucario, but this was kind of a touchy subject for them that they’d rather not talk about. “Long story short - yes, but we made up.”

The four of them stepped into the swirling portal, instantly finding themselves back in their own universe. Once there, Mew detransformed themself and their siblings, returning them to their original Pokémon forms.

“You wanna stay for dinner or something? I’m sure our parents wouldn’t mind.” Mewtwo asked, turning towards Kenos.

“Sorry, kid. I appreciate it, but I got some business to take care of back home. I would if I could, though.” Kenos opened up a portal of his own as he spoke - though this one was much darker and more glitchy than Mew’s.

Mewtwo looked slightly rejected, but not too disappointed. “Oh, alright. See you later, then!”

The trio said their goodbyes as Kenos stepped through his portal. Once it closed, he took a deep breath. His expression became much more serious, and he transformed back into his winged serpent form as he exhaled.

They weren’t in the Distortion World like they said they were, though. They were among the cosmos - deep within the Center of the Universe. They stayed there for a moment, waiting for someone.

And that someone soon came. In front of them appeared Arceus, in all their glory. They were massive in size, dwarfing the already-large Giratina in comparison.

“KENOS. WELCOME BACK.” Their voice boomed as they looked down upon them. “HOW WAS THE PARTY?”

“It was fine.” Kenos said curtly. They took another deep breath before speaking again.

The Arceus paused for a moment. “…YES, I SUPPOSE YOU SHOULD KNOW. BUT I’M GETTING YOUR SIBLINGS FIRST. ALL OF YOU SHOULD HEAR THIS.”

They sent out a signal to the Palkia and Dialga that resided within the universe before focusing on Kenos once more. “YOU ARE CERTAIN THAT THEY ARE ALRIGHT? THEY WERE NOT FOLLOWED OR ANYTHING?”

“Yes.”

Alpha sighed. Kenos couldn’t tell why they were so worried.

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Lucario, Mewtwo, Mew, and Kenos have left the Gala. They had fun while it lasted, though!

[thesilverlock]

Heloooo

Sorry for sending asks everytime you drop a banger art but your last post made me wonder

What is Jey's relationship with the main three?? Of course we all know how he's not totally so gay for astral 🤭 but what about Yuma, Shark and Kite??

(( PLEASE never apologize it makes me so happy that you’ve sent me asks about him 🥺🩵✨ That’s a rare, rare treasure in this fandom afsgdhj 🩵✨🩵 I appreciate it so much you have no idea ))

⟢∿✧ Yuma 

Wholesome vibes! Gets to a quick comfortability where they are affectionate and close. Of course Jey is a teaser, and poor Yuma falls for it every time with the perfect overdramatic reactions that just feeds Jey to do it even more.  Jey quickly gets into a role of a good friend, even an older brother type of figure, and Yuma is all too a natural with acting the part of ‘little brother’ role. Jey also gets quite protective of the boy — but that is also more generally typical. He’s a very protective type. Yuma is given the nickname “sunshine”, and from hence forth, in Jey’s mind and vocabulary, that is his real and only name agshj. Yuma really pretends to be pouty about it, but it’s hard to keep the fake frown when he’s being hoisted up and spun around in some affectionate roughhousing. They have their struggles of course, they both chronically self sacrifice and then turn around and yell at the other for doing it. There's also tension with Jey being a natural born leader and often can get or seem commanding due to overprotectiveness, treating Yuma like a kid, which shdgfhj Yuma doesn't like so much lmao.  And then Yuma, bless him, but his immaturity and stubbornness gets them into a lot of senseless fights and hot water. But they love each other, and it’s obvious ♡ Little cuties.

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⟢∿✧ Shark

So with Shark, it's not tension, more just regular animosity - that's quite one-sided in the grand scheme of things fdghfj. He of course started out hostile to Jey, and in reply, Jey would just be like "lmao” and quip back more good-natured. Jey's older and wiser and a good leader, and I think Shark feels a bit threatened. He can act as emo as he likes, but reality is; he's still just a silly little awkward middle schooler pretending to be a scary 'cool guy' wannabe. Jey represents a version of elements he wants to be, and Jey does it without guises of “tough guy” exteriors. Or.. being a dick lol. There would definitely be times where Jey would try and initiate a talk with Shark “man-to-man” when the boy’s behavior gets particularly sour or is being too much of an asshole. Which would be met with varying responses of “Fuck Off” and “Fuck You”. But it often would succeed to Shark to back off or right himself. Which gets Jey brownie points from both Rio, who lives to see Shark taken down some pegs nsbvdbdn There are times when Shark actually reeeally does get on Jey’s nerves or piss him off (who wouldn’t, have you met the kid lmao) but typically does okay about not getting too explosive with him. (at least in S1~ In s2, though.. hehehehe) They are primarily Yuma’s friends who are kind of forced to hang sometimes, for sure, but again Shark’s ‘’animosity’’ to Jey isn’t to be taken seriously. Not friends explicitly, but they’re fine. Lol

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⟢∿✧ Kite

Okay so you know how I said Shark’s deal with Jey was mainly one-sided because of course it is since Shark is just a dumb pre-teen who doesn’t know who he is and is faking it till he makes it? Well, Kite has a similar issue, except for the itty bitty fact that - Kite is a grown ass man? The way Jey sees Kite, and what he does, and how he operates, as almost a weird Batman syndrome? It’s hard for Jey not to look at Kite and go “why tf are you acting with the same amount of immaturity as these middle schools”. Not even being a particularly good role model or trying to look out for the kids very well...Things that Jey himself puts a lot of effort and consideration into, especially around the little group. And obviously Kite is Kite, so he isn’t going to give Jey or his opinions the time of day. So they’re at a bit of a longstanding impasse. Figure it’s best if they just mutually only talk when necessary. I will say; Jey does respect and have agreements with Kite’s in regards to the Hart situation. He clearly loves his brother, and is sweet and good to him. It hits closer to home especially because Jey is also the type who has a tendency to hit a “burn-the-world-down” mode when someone he loves is in danger, so that flaw is something mirrored in each other them. That’s pretty much it, though. If Jey and Shark hardly consider one another friends, then these two are definitely not lolol

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[courting-trouble]

if we were villains is truly one of those books where every other post i see i’m like you don’t get her like i do…. before i started rereading it but especially now that i’m rereading it. sorry but it’s not about oliver and james being (gasp) gay, and i can’t stand seeing so many people talking about it like a Gay book. even if oliver and james’ relationship is central to the plot it’s not a romance!!! it’s very much a tragedy!!! and it’s not even subtle with “fourth year, the year of the tragedy” and “that’s how a tragedy like ours or lear’s breaks your heart”. and on that level everyone who says how they’re sure james is alive and happy with oliver is missing the point of the book. it’s meant to be ambiguous that’s literally. the point of the ending and why m.l. rio has said she won’t talk about what she intended the answer to be. i know tumblr fandoms don’t do well with ambiguity in general and this book is just another example of that. again going back to the you don’t get her like i do you have to embrace the ambiguity and appreciate the ending for what it is because to me it’s sooo much more interesting than if we knew what happened to james one way or another. there’s so much fun to be had in thinking about the Implications of one or the other being true and not just going :((( but i want it to be happy :(((. iwwv is not a romance it is a tragedy and it frustrates me not seeing more people embracing that. and i’m sure a non-zero part of that comes from people not being familiar with shakespeare…. obviously you don’t have to have read a lot of shakespeare to read iwwv but 1. why would you read a book so centered around shakespeare without knowing shakespeare and 2. you’re missing out on at least half of the book imo. the metatextual elements of it are some of the most interesting parts (like fillippa bringing up a winter’s tale twice!! once in contrast to othello!! the Implications of that are INSANE (shoutout to whoever made the post about that, you get it and i love u dearly)) and shakespeaew influences the characters to such a huge degree it really helps to have at least a little knowledge of shakespeare.

anyway in conclusion. i am begging people to not read if we were villains like a romance and/or to read a few shakespeare plays before they pick up the book. y’all’s takes frustrate me so much <3

[itsana004]

ANA I AM CURIOUS ABOUT HOW YOU THINK OF GUACHE/NISTRO I know you greatly appreciate droite but what about her partner in crime? 👁️

Omg I did realise at one point that I almost never talk about that guy as much as I should, so here lays my truest thoughts on Gauche/Nistro

•How do I feel about this character

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HIS CHARACTER! He's so fun to watch and I feel deeply ashamed I used to feel differently about him at the beginning because of a stupid ship and that was such an embarrassing phase (I didn't engage in any ship drama thank god about that but my notp clouded my judgement AGHRHHH) but my taste improved luckily overtime and better late than never to make amends of my past mistakes

His upbeat personality is fun and all but SERIOUSLY GET A MAN LIKE HIM WHO CAN DO BOTH! This man can be a dork, high spirited, an idiot and be a hilarious character giving this big dumb energy muscular man while also being super skilled, intelligent in his own way and writers bothered to give a little bit of backstory and NOT be this one dimensional comic relief character like I thought he would be at the beginning??? LIKE?? I LOVE THAT??? AND FROM THE RECENT POLL HE'S A CERTIFIED MALEWIFE SO THERE'S THAT

And his interactions with Droite omg (I LOVE MY BABIES SO MUCH MUST PROTECT THEM AT ALL COSTS) WE. NEEDED. MORE. BANTER AND MORE SCENES OF THEM DOING THEIR JOB WHERE THEY JUST SQUABBLE (please why they never showed at least one frame of Droite and Gauche dueling tf, I'm not satisfied by that mind controlled Gauche tag duel only).

His design is so cool as well! I love he just discarded his work outfit as soon as he quit, like finally a character that proves me wrong about Zexal characters not having a wardrobe with the same smelly outfit in their home other than Kotori and few others (I'M LOOKING AT YOU CASWELL).

Also the Starmann costume...sorry but I can't take it seriously 😂 but I love the message behind it and how it is tied to his childhood where he and Droite lived in the streets and dueling became their star of hope.

•All the people I ship romantically with this character

Sorry but I don't ship him romantically with anyone, not even Droite and I'll explain why in a bit. For the other characters he has interactions and chemistry with they are all minors so nope.

•My non-romantic OTP for this character

This has to be Droite and Gauche. I can't see them in a romantic lens, to me they share more of a familial bond/sibling relationship more than anything, and the fact Droite found love in someone else kind of furthers my case.

The thought of Droite being the only family he ever had in a world where he was born with none feels more meaningful to me than any common romantic tropes. It also means they share a stronger bond as in family always comes first and would be there for eachother no matter what. The media lacks this kind of friendship and bond between a man and a woman who aren't related and seeing them in this light feels like a breath of fresh air and I'm here for it! Also did you guys notice the matching bracelet they share?? I would love to know the canon meaning behind it, but for now I interpret it as a symbol of their relationship which I interpret it as familial, just like Shark and Rio's rings.

•My unpopular opinion about this character

Honestly I'm not sure... I don't think I have any other than the fact I don't ship him with Droite romantically?

•One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon

Oh hohoho, I guess I have only a few things to say

I just think ending up liking a side character in Zexal is just hell, period, but goodness

Umm, Zexal, when were you planning to ever show, or rather, why hide, the fact GAUCHE HAS HIS OWN NUMBER CARD???

HMMM???

Also I would have loved to see more interactions between Gauche and Alito. Despite their rocky start it is clearly shown they would make good friends. There were even drawn parallels between them where past Alito was a lot like Gauche, and they share the same fighting spirit. Anyway they would be good friends... too bad them being in good terms was never shown...

Also this is not a criticism but more of a wish where they expanded more in his and Droite's past and how they became elite and how he got that scar in his face. They never explained it or even shown a flashback of it. And because of how underdeveloped and mysterious they left it out to be I'm really having a confusing time understanding the true nature of his relationship with people in the Tower - they showed him having this big rivalry with Kaito and them being pissed around each other but in Spartan City, once Kaito saw him and Droite, he was smiling to the point his eyebrows became straight?? I want to know the lore stuff basically that I'll never get to knoww

Sorry if I missed anything but here is my answer!

[procrastinatorproject]

Me: "Today's challenge: only write for 20 minutes, be in bed by 1!" 1353 words, 90 minutes, and an hour past bedtime later: "Goddammit 🙈"

I'm... not 100% sure if I will leave this chapter as is, and if I'll actually use it as part of @jazzfic's prompt-fill collection 🤔 Might be a little too silly and not exactly on topic... But it is also way too funny not to share, so here goes 😋

(I apologize that this is very long for one of these "snippets", but I also already posted the entire Soji chapter, and that's 300 words longer, so...)

Context: This is probably set a good while after season 1. The Motley Crew have been to Earth and have met Picard's Romulan spouses housekeepers (this will become relevant later) Also: Rated T for Truly Bad Double Entendres

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“Admiral…”

“I’m fine.”

“I really must insist —”

“I appreciate your concern, Emil, but I don’t have time right now.”

“I’m afraid you’ll have to make time.”

“Don’t you have other things to do?”

“Nothing that would take precedent.”

The door to the captain’s quarter’s whooshed open and Rios stepped out, seemingly deep in thought.

“Rios!”

At Picard’s call, the captain looked over and raised his eyebrows. “What?”

“A little help, please.”

Emil huffed, but Picard ignored him.

Rios took his time, lighting his cigar as he leisurely strolled across the deck to the door where the little stand-off was taking place. When he reached the two combatants, he looked at Picard expectantly. “What can I do for you, Admiral?”

Before Picard could say anything, Emil cut in: “Captain, I’m afraid Admiral Picard may have been exposed to a viral contaminant on his last diplomatic outing.”

“Nonsense.” Picard shook his head. “I’m perfectly fine. Besides, if I had picked up anything, the transporters would have caught it.” Rios took a drag from his cigar. “That’s what we thought when Soji got that synth-flu last month.”

“Precisely!” Emil triumphantly shoved his hands in his pockets and looked at Picard, as if daring him to find a new excuse.

The old man was still holding on to magnanimity, but his patience was visibly starting to fray. “I thought we fixed that?” He gave Rios a look that made it clear when he said ‘we’ he meant ‘you’.

The captain scratched his beard. “Ian has been working on new protocols for the biofilters, but we still don’t know what we’re even looking for. The Coppelians and you are the only organic synths in the Federation, and they don’t exactly have a lot of experience with space bugs over there.”

“This is ridiculous.” Picard ran a hand over his bald head. “I need to place an important call to Earth. I can hardly do that while I’m stuck in sickbay.”

“Our sickbay is equipped with perfectly good holo-displays.” Emil’s quip earned him a withering look.

Rios sighed and turned to his EMH. “How long do these tests take?”

“Fifteen minutes.”

Rios looked back at Picard. “That doesn’t sound too bad.”

Picard crossed his arms. “No, I’m sorry, I do not have time for this today. This call is of the utmost importance.”

“So is your health, Admiral.” Emil sounded almost plaintive now. While he launched into another lecture about the horrors of unknown viral infections, Rios took a pensive drag from his cigar.

When Emil took a brief pause to simulate drawing breath for his next point, the captain said: “Isn’t there some planet-wide emergency drill situation happening on Earth today?”

Emil looked peeved to have been interrupted and he leaned back with another huff.

Picard’s posture suddenly seemed a lot more tense. “I’m not sure I know what—”

“Yeah, Seven mentioned it after she sorted through the subspace messages from Starfleet this morning. Communication networks will be shut down all throughout the day. I don’t think you’ll be able to reach anyone.”

Picard put on a very dignified air. “It’s a rolling drill and does not affect the entire planet at once.”

“Huh.” Rios seemed to be satisfied with that, or at least not intrigued enough to poke into the Admiral’s private affairs any more.

Emil, however, had no such compunction. His eyes shimmered as he accessed the ship’s systems, then he said: “Depending on time zones and subspace distribution hubs, communications are shut off for most of the day and well into the night. Right now, the only places not affected by the blackout would be the Atlantic Deep Water Colonies, the British Isles and parts of… Oh.” A much too knowing smile spread over the EMH’s face.

Picard looked like someone had offered him luke warm Earl Grey. Rios, clearly annoyed at being out of the loop, glared at his EMH and snapped: “What?”

“My private affairs are nobody’s concern but my own,” Picard said haughtily before Emil could even open his mouth.

“Private…” Finally, Rios seemed to be catching on as well. “Oh.” He looked at the still-closed door to the holodeck which the EMH was guarding, then at Picard and raised his eyebrows. “Really? On my holodeck?”

Picard threw up his hands. “I have no idea what you’re implying, and I’m sure I want no part of it. Now, if you two are quite finished violating my privacy, I have a call to make.”

“But Admiral —”

Before Emil could start another round of medical complaints, Rios barked: “Deactivate EMH!”

As he faded away, Emil shook his head and muttered something about manners.

In the relative quiet, Rios took another drag from his cigar. “You know,” he said in a carefully neutral voice, “Raffi recently acquired some very interesting programmes that work well over shared subspace holo-streams. I’m sure she’ll lend you a copy if —”

“Yes, thank you Rios, that’s quite all right.” Picard quickly turned and hit the door release on the holo-panel that had appeared as soon as Emil deactivated.

The door slid open, but instead of the tranquil afternoon sun of the Château Picard, a loud shriek spilled out of the holodeck, followed by the splash of water and a shouted: “Occuppied!”

A large sponge, covered in bubbles was hurled towards the door. As part of the current programme, it would have disintegrated as soon as it crossed the threshold. Fortunately, the changes Ian had made to the holo-emitters on the upper deck last month when they’d had a ship-wide snowball fight were still in effect. The sponge only dithered for a nanosecond before it arched past the doorway and landed squarely in the Admiral’s face.

“Well, I tried.” Emil materialized next to Soji and Enoch, who were half-cowering behind one of the large cargo crates at the back of the deck.

Ian took a step towards him and patted his shoulder in sympathy. “I told the lassies to make sure they activate the privacy settings, but they’re always in such a hurry…”

Soji was working very hard to keep a straight face. “You made a valiant effort.”

The sponge peeled off Picard’s face and landed on the floor with enough force that a cloud of soap bubbles erupted in all directions.

“I see Raffi used that new soap recipe I recommended,” Ian said cheerily. “Very good for bubbles, perfect pH balance, and extra slippery.”

Soji bit down on her hand and ducked fully behind the cargo crate, tears streaming down her face as she tried not to make a sound.

“Though I’m sure Seven was the one who threw the sponge,” Ian continued. “She has truly impeccable aim. Must be that xB strength I hear so much about. That must come in very… handy.”

Enoch ducked down next to Soji, and the two of them grabbed onto each other, struggling to keep quiet.

Picard was standing frozen, eyes closed, clearly too mortified to move. A coronet of soap bubbles was settling on his head, and another one landed on the tip of his nose with grace that clearly bespoke excellent programming. Yes, definitely the new recipe.

Inside the holodeck, the shouting and sloshing continued, while next to the door, Rios was doubled over, laughing so hard he had dropped his cigar.

“Should someone tell the Admiral that he is standing too close for the safety protocols and the door won’t close until he steps back a bit,” Ian asked innocently, “or should we wait until Raffi and Seven find something bigger to throw at him?”

“Not bigger, necessarily,” Emil mused. “Something a little more solid should do the trick. Maybe easier to grip… I’m sure they must have many suitable objects within reach.”

A series of indelicate snorts and strangled coughs erupted from behind the cargo crate.

Emil clicked his tongue. “Well, at least now the Admiral will have plenty of time to submit to a full virological scan. After this experience, he’ll probably have to lie down for a few days.”

Ian could have sworn the EMH had a mischievous grin on his face as he shivered away again.

[thedovahcat]

Gorillas and the Last Birthday Hour (And Dino Pics!)

Went to the natural history museum today with my dad since he said he’d take me out on my birthday. It was really fun! While the place was small, it still had a lot of neat exhibits to look at. I’m used to the overcrowded gigantic colossus of a museum that is the one in Los Angeles, so to see a small one like this was certainly noticeable. Not bad! Just different.

They had some special arctic dinosaurs exhibit with one big fellow who looked really neat. Can’t remember the name right now. Along with one that was just for Texas animals and such and these very nice video presentations. Texas is a very nice state, the thing is, all those pictures in the videos of the Rio Grande and the flower fields and the pines over towards the east side? I’m finding you really need to be an outdoorsy kind of person to appreciate what this state has to offer. And, with any luck, I’ll be able to do just that once I get my school/job situation back on track and have a normal job again. One that properly pays me AND properly lets me take time off. Naturally you can’t do anything without money.

So there was that, then there were these like... Ancient peoples kind of exhibits upstairs which was also really neat, a lot of rancher life stuff in the next building over, and a neat garden outside by the river. It was cold today so we didn’t stay out long before packin’ it in and vamoosing.

After that we had some great cheeseburgers at this little local joint, and as soon as I got home I fell asleep for most of the afternoon.

Had a little cake after dinner and here I am. All in all a good day! Nice and peaceful. The last year of the 20s for me... Next year the big 3-0. Terrifying! But that’s till young lmao.

It’s going to be raining all this week or at least off and on, so I haven’t had a chance to practice outside with my new bow. Saved up more than enough money to buy it and some arrows and a target! But now me and my dad really need to figure out this backstop business. Not a lick of building-things n our bodies, so we’re kind of wondering how to just hack something together... I seen plenty of DIY youtube videos but they’re a bit too advanced for us (even though in principle just gluing shit to some plywood is easy... It’s never that easy there’s always a catch.)

Not very much going on in the school realm. I’m still unable to register for fall classes as they haven’t set up the schedule for that yet. Still unable to do the stupid orientation.

Been doing some captioning work for Rev on the side. I was lucky to get in apparently. It’s not great but I appreciate having an extra 10 or 20 bucks at the end of the week. Even little amounts add up over time. But, now that I’ve bought what I want, I guess now I don’t really know what to do. I feel like I met a lot of my short term goals within the last couple months because boy, I was working really hard to study for that stupid placement exam. And I was saving up money like nuts for my bow. Now that it’s all over I’m back to the ‘now what’ phase. I’ll figure something out.

Other special note thing UoU today on my birthday Rev and Hass have -officially- been married for 10 years in Real Life. They had their big ol Pandaria wedding on my 19th birthday and I still remember it. Here they are. Couple’a old geezers. I cry. I didn’t even do anything special for them like a picture or anything. Shame shame!!

Anyhoo, sorry for the short update. Here’s some dinosaur pictures to make up for it.

[punkscowardschampions]

Roses pt.5

Moses: [do actually concentrate on driving sir even if you’re SQUEEZING her hand for the entirety of what remains of this journey because you miss having her as close to you as she was SO much that you’re a lil bit shook by it and therefore have to keep hold of her like she’s trying to get away, keep LOOKING at her every so often as well for the same reason, as if she’s gonna disappear if she isn’t under your eye]

Rio: [me like how are y’all gonna cope when she can’t just move herself in because she has a real mother and current step-father, HMM? because fr, y’all up in here getting SO damn attached, smiling at him every time he LOOKS at you because you aren’t looking away from him because you don’t need to keep your eyes on the road now]

Moses: [literally, get a grip lads but don’t ever, especially not now because you’re rocking up to this site which means he’s getting out of the car and opening her door, undoing her seatbelt the whole nine, standing there waiting expectantly for her then to reach her arms out to him asking to be carried in like a bub as if that’s remotely acceptable]

Rio: [you think you’ll be able to swing this because you’re a sociable girl but you’re still going to school and home some nights of the week presumably, good luck babes, doing a quick look around into the night like IS anyone around then LOOKING at him like is it okay to]

Moses: [him just LOOKING back at her like girl I’m WAITING with no fucks given and no looks around or anything is kinda iconic, the fucks you don’t give sir when the stakes are really high for you here, doing a kind of unhappy and disapproving noise to make it doubly blatant that he doesn’t like that she isn’t immediately doing what he wants her to]

Rio: [shaking your head so dramatically like noooo, putting your hands out immediately like pick me up NOW, I’M SORRY 🥺 practically kicking your little legs but not because you’ve got giant heels on and someone could get hurt lol]

Moses: [at least the way he’d carry her so close to his own body means she can hide her face easily and if anyone is around she’s not recognisable because he’s doing it anyway whether people do or don’t, when they get to his door giving her the key to put in the lock like when you let little kids do things, also shamelessly means he doesn’t have to put her down to do it himself]

Rio: [you can hide when you’re squishing him for disappointing him like love me again, so shamelessly wrapping yourself around him tight enough that he would struggle to get you off him, like a limpet, turning this key slowly because you’ve, obviously, never been here and you are excited to get inside]

Moses: [her shameless ploy will work because he’ll love that to a ridiculous degree and she’ll instantly be forgiven, my PROFOUND apologies though for his ridiculous bachelor pad, at least you’ll be able to appreciate how expensive things are because that’s the only thing we can say it has going for it, the only woman’s touch ever would be his poor mother’s when she’s around and it depends if he’s moved or not how often he sees her, also excuse this man not putting her down ever so wherever she wants to look/whatever she wants to do she’ll have to direct him]

Rio: [it’s not giving cosy and homely, we all know that but we’ll still want to see what you do have and what you think is essential because we’re nosy and we want to know more about you now, we will also enjoy getting you to take us from room to room like you are a pony shamelessly, of course you have to end a tour in the bedroom]

Moses: [go to the fridge at one point so that he can get y’all a drink because you’d be dehydrated enough from the drugs never mind y’all’s sweaty car antics but I just want the cliche of sharing a glass instead of her carrying 2, him feeding her like she’s a toddler who can’t be trusted with her own cup, and of course for her to see the collage of pics and mementoes of Edie at all different ages and them together stuck on the door with magnets that Edie has done herself one of the times she’s been here, but yes we’re absolutely ending in the bedroom and he’s throwing her on this bed like he did the car backseat even if the glass she’s still holding has liquid in it she’ll then get splashed by]

Rio: [my boo says need a quick detour to guilt-trip you by the fridge and she’s correct for that because really doing work to forget/excuse the fact that he’s Edie’s real father and this is therefore not okay (even if you excuse all the other reasons it’s not) when he’s thrown you onto the bed you can bounce back up like I need to go clean myself in the bathroom because in fairness, you do, there has been no post-sex dealing with because you were in the car]

Moses: [soz I had to because there simply wouldn’t be traces of Edie everywhere now that she’s too old to leave toys around cos he’s not that bitch for all his talk of being a doting father and she isn’t here enough ever is lowkey the vibe but that was a realistic way she could be and something I feel she’d do to try and make his place homey-er and leave him reminders of all their best times, and like I said, feasible you’d be thirsty all things considered, my boo says she hasn’t once done a post sex piss either and that’s so true, he’ll just be chilling on the bed like everything’s nbd waiting while she has her bathroom freakout post guilt-trip which he hasn’t even clocked cos he’s so used to those things being on his fridge he doesn’t even see them now]

Rio: [in here just wondering how long you can take casually lol, then realising you can start running your bath thank god so do that, keeping busy keeping busy, fixing your make-up and hair and inspecting all the potential marks you’ll end up with on your body, all so you don’t have to think about it]

Moses: [he’ll be lowkey fuming when he realises you’re running this bath for yourself when he’s meant to be babying you but needs must and I’m sure rn he’s being slutty checking himself out in a mirror to see what the damage is and just because he’s so buzzing with himself for his antics as if he’s not committing crimes, easily distracted is this adhd bitch so you’ll have a minute before he knocks to check on you]

Rio: [oh Moses, what are you like lol, you know he’ll be mad but you can just say you were trying to be helpful when you open the door like yes, come in, looking if not feeling more composed]

Moses: [coming in in his slutty dressing gown he’s put on because the state of his clothes and just for comfort, I’m imagining those really ugly designer ones rn and dying, looking at this bath (which I’m sure is FULL if not about to overflow because it’s small and y’all were both distracted) and back at her ready to be mad but the way it’s so full is giving naughty child/his own antics when he was doing baths and causing carnage like I said so he’s here for it again, I’m sure you went mad with the bubbles too so putting his hand in and blowing some at her like oh you what are you like]

Rio: [doing a little oops, what am I like pose as you turn these taps off because don’t need to actually flood his caravan and cause a real scene, sitting on the edge of the bath and swirling this water and the bubbles around ‘you want first go?’ like that’s why he’s come in here lol, pulling a little on the edge of his dressing gown like you’re going to undo it but not actually doing so]

Moses: [imagine, there’s a flood and the whole site finds out what y’all are up to lol, but no, instead he’s slapping her hand away from this water with the exact same energy as when he did before, also saying the gypsy lingo word for naughty pretending it’s under his breath how cross parents do but letting her hear it, then rolling his sleeve up and testing the temp with his elbow like you do for babies before lowering her into said water, gently like she is a baby, not throwing her in with chaotic energy this time, (obvs taking off her clothes first if she has not idk how much of your body you checked girl that’s none of my business frankly) it’s all fine, it’s all casual]

Rio: [watching him from the side, trying to get back into that carefree mindset he’s in because it’s too late to take back what you’ve already done and too late for you to go home so you can’t make any sort of decisions right this second but it’s easier said than done, letting him get you undressed and into this bath, which would feel nice for your body regardless, closing your eyes and focusing on the sensation]

Moses: [just watching her lie there in your bath for a moment absolutely covered in bubbles, trying to commit that to memory like she said, he hasn’t noticed the vibes are off yet so as far as he’s concerned everything is okay still, trailing his hand through the water til he moves the bubbles aside enough to look again at her waist seatbelt trauma because that’s assumedly her worst and most noticeable injury rn, gently touching it again even more gently than before, lowkey the softest he’s ever touched her thus far, barely applying more pressure than the layer of bubbles because you do feel a bit sorry seeing it now that you’re slightly calmer]

Rio: [opening your eyes when he touches you that gently, scrunching up your nose and shaking your head because you can tell he feels a bit sorry ‘I should’ve taken my seatbelt off’ pausing like you’re remembering the crash that happened imminently after you started blowing him and shrugging like okay, perhaps not ‘it’s cool’]

Moses: [me thinking of Dakota’s nose scrunch immediately which means you’re thinking of her mother too, soz about it, resting his arms on the side of the bath and putting his head in them like he’s SO distraught and can’t believe he’s done this when we all know you’re not THAT sorry sir, not about anything but having your own split second of remembering who her mother is anyway]

Rio: [we know you look very like your mother, the most of all of y’all atm really and thus we don’t need to be a mind-reader to work out where your head has gone, subconsciously making sure you are covered entirely with bubbles as you as gently touch his arm like hey ‘is it all too weird?’ not quite whispering but not saying it as loud as you could when you’re alone here]

Moses: [mhmm hence it sends me that this is the first time this man is like oh but how like a man, keeping his head resting on her arms but looking at her instead of burying it ‘I loved her’ defensively because plenty of people would disagree with that and how you treated her I’m sure, Johnny most of all, but you genuinely believe you did, as if she’s trying to say you didn’t]

Rio: [looking into his eyes to say ‘I know’ because you believe him, you believe your dad and Ronan did too, all in their own ways ‘nothing has to be perfect for that to be true’ because nothing ever is so that would be a pointless qualifier in our head, the awkward pause when you don’t know what to add ‘they’ll hate us’ because that’s what you’re feeling and thinking, at its core]

Moses: [shaking your head because you’re pissed off that Caleb ruined it and you’re pissed off jali are a thing and most of all you’re pissed off that Alison doesn’t seem to know that you loved her and how good she had it and could’ve had it with you but all that is too much to say and basically pointless to say because it’s too late now ‘I hate them’ being what comes out @ jali like you’re a child because he’s nothing if not childish but also it’s true that he does genuinely hate Johnny rn for making his sister leave and the state of that whole sham marriage even if he could get over the Ali stuff]

Rio: [just letting him be there and be mad because there’s nothing you can say to it and the last thing you want is to say the wrong thing and make it worse ‘you don’t hate Edie though’ because all well and good for you to not give a fuck about Jali or the rest of them but we know that’s not true]

Moses: [a scoff like duh obviously not, looking at her like you can’t fathom why she’d even bring her name up cos as far as you’re concerned Edie is nothing to do with this because jali can never stop you seeing her when in this man’s mind this is staying completely under wraps and they’ve got no reason to]

Rio: [when you realise you’re really not on the same page and you don’t even want to try to be so you’re backtracking a few steps like okay ‘obviously we’ll have to be more careful then’]

Moses: [‘do you not think you’re a bit late with this talk’ as if her telling him to be careful is only in ref to his cumming in her and nothing else, like girl I’ve done it now]

Rio: [cocking your head like ‘not what I meant’ not sassing him, it’s like we’re half amused but still trying to have a serious talk here ‘you know what I mean, that I can’t just stay here, even if that’s what I want, not if we’re keeping this a secret’]

Moses: [‘it sure weren’t’ like yeah I know you had no complaints about THAT sis, likewise a lil amused despite everything ‘you’re here now in secret’]

Rio: [flicking some bubbles at him with your toes like the cheek of it, doing a small laugh ‘and if we’re smart, I can keep coming back’]

Moses: [GRABBING her foot like oi and the force of how he’s lifting it out of the water making her head go under ‘I am’ again like excuse you I’m very smart ‘no if, like’] 

Rio: [pushing your other foot into the end of the bath/wall to get your head out of the water again, shaking the one he’s still got hold of like let go]

Moses: [not letting go, tickling her instead because he’s an agent of chaos ‘here, come on, take your if out’ like say it’s what you want, to stay here]

Rio: [here trying to free yourself from his tickling and saying his name like he’s a naughty child now ‘you know what I want’]

Moses: [shamelessly having a playfight so there’s water and bubbles going everywhere while he’s pins her down in this water as she’s trying to thrash free ‘what I want’s you to use your words, little girl’ little girl being in the lingo this time for the first time, like and you KNOW what I want is more important]

Rio: [at least you are slippery from the bubbles and can use this to your advantage somewhat even though we know you will cave and give him what he wants ‘I want you, I want to be here, obviously’]

Moses: [what a shame the UGLY dressing gown is soaked, I for one am so DEVASTATED lol, repeating the ‘I want you, I want to be here’ in the lingo like okay say it like you mean it, very do it properly or not at all of him again the way he was in the car before but we all know it also gives you a chance to say it]

Rio: [lol my boo says get that off thank you very much, when this is more words than you’ve had to say in one go but there are some repeats so you can copy as best as you can, looking at him like is that right]

Moses: [repeating the parts separately so ‘I want you’ broken up by EYE CONTACT and then ‘I want to be here’ purely because you really wanna say and have her say it again not because she did it wrong, we see you sir]

Rio: [its impossible for this EYE CONTACT to not become heart eyes as you’re repeating this yet again, pushing your head up to be closer to his ‘you know that’]

Moses: [it’s impossible for it not to become a kiss and him saying ‘I want you so much, stay here, fuck’s sake’ in english and fully into her mouth, nbd]

Rio: [putting your arms around his neck and pulling him towards you and towards this bath as you kiss him back, making a little oh! sound at what he said ‘come here’]

Moses: [letting her pull him and lowkey shamelessly launching himself anyway into this bath, ugly dressing gown and all, even though he could so easily resist because he doesn’t want to he wants to makeout with her amongst the bubbles and he shall]

Rio: [the weight of this man and soaked dressing gown is lowkey gonna squash you girl but in a pleasant way that will distract you from your worries, along with the makeout you are having, pulling his lip into your mouth like you can swallow and keep the words he just said casually] 

Moses: [I know for a fact he will eventually take it off and throw it onto the bathroom floor like he threw her underwear out of the window but only when it’s getting in his way not for her sake lol, so you’ll get to enjoy the weighted blanket effect fully first, he’s 1000% naked under it so also enjoy getting to be in this water together because that’s a different vibe entirely to the car and he’s putting all his !! of what he just said into this makeout sesh because that’s the closest he’s ever come to not just demanding something in daddy fashion but asking for it like something he needs and was almost begging for]

Rio: [making messes left and right today you sir, me like I sure hope you/your mother has a tumble dryer or that’s never getting dried lol, you have not seen him that naked, because you’re so cramped in a car and he probably did the male thing of not fully getting naked and just taking off what he needed to so you can put your arms out between y’all and break the kiss for a moment to LOOK at him and swear about it ‘I don’t care if it’s wrong’ because you cannot in the moment when you want him as much as you do]

Moses: [never a thought spared for the practicalities, I’m sure you do because you’d have every mod con that can fit in this caravan but you wouldn’t know how to use it so this poor girl will have to do it for you while she’s here ‘she left me, don’t you’ because that’s his story about Ali however true or untrue, KISSING her again like it’s NOT wrong like she said earlier because that’s also the story here]

Rio: [me like I’m not gonna get into all that because I’m sure there’s a story there and two sides to it but that’s none of my business currently lol ‘I’ll never’ because you mean it in the ways that count, even if you have to literally leave the caravan in the AM]

Moses: [‘promise’ as you hold her under the water about it like I will drown you if you don’t mean this with your whole heart, giving when he was holding her head during the blowjob scene, except he’s doing it like full baptism vibes for the catholic in him, but still those flashbacks are happening with how he’s not letting go, as are the almost breaking her wrist ones and any others I’ve forgotten, and they’re all making this even more !! letting her up so she can say it but not as quickly as you should]

Rio: [me like how is she going to promise if she’s underwater lmao but obviously that is not the point here and testing to see if she freaks out or is there with you with those flashbacks is, catching your breath, in dramatic fashion as you had to hold it (and fast), before you even look at him because would’ve had to close her eyes tight too and maybe she’s upset with you now but no, we’re promising as we LOOK at him, spitting some water childishly at him like that was MEAN]

Moses: [my boo says make it make sense fool and she’s so real for that but yeah those are his true motivations here and we’re all aware, launching himself at her to kiss her as she’s spitting this water out like okay drown me a lil bit too if you want because saucy antics are never far away especially in response to childish actions, plus if she was mad that’s a way she soon wouldn’t be from this man’s POV]

Rio: [using this slip and slide energy to get on top of him so he’s the one laying in this tub and you can act like you’re going to drown him now, but you’re making out because you would simply rather ‘do you want me to stay or not’ like don’t be trying to murder me SIR but we’re grinning and spitting more water right into his mouth about it, a little too chill for how unprompted that was IMO but you do you girl, you’re not getting you in danger signals from this, out here giving him a bubble beard and a mohawk like y’all are just vibing, LOOKING at him in that way you can tell she’s trying to memorise because you can’t take a picture of him and you usually would if this was a boyfriend, just another awkward Buster parallel]

Moses: [shamelessly answering the question of wanting her to stay by how he’s positioning her on top of him with INTENT and holding her there so she can’t slip around while she’s playing giving him bubble lewks living her best life, another chance to hold her again that he’s taking, we all know he’ll also take the chance to wash her hair like she’s a bub (soz that you gotta use his shampoo and not whatever you typically would for your mixed curls hair texture but needs must and you’ll both love the experience for other reasons) using the shampoo cap like the jug my parents used to tip over my head so that would take ages because it’s quite small but that adds to it for y’all anyway cos it’ll take longer, her hair will blatantly be covered in bubbles and not clean because of this method but is he gonna also rinse it with clean water like a sensible person would do, absolutely not yet because she’s not getting out yet and y’all play too much]

Rio: [giving him a ‘you did that on purpose’ LOOK as you bite your lip and by trying not to move too much ultimately move against him just enough to let him know how badly he’s affecting you, me here like oh god you’re going to make such a mess of her hair you don’t even know (also imagining a situation in which Grace would EVER allow this to happen lmao) but dealing with that is a job for Rio of the future and you ain’t about to stop him when he’s being this soft and daddy, just looking up at him the whole time ‘you’re taking such good care of me’]

Moses: [At least this girl will know the effects are mutual because in no world is this man not getting the MOST turned on by this hair washing saga, especially when he has to do the whole tilting her head back move so she doesn’t get shampoo in her eyes because that’s so dramatic and exposes her entire throat etc, it’s a big mood, soz to her hair in the AM being a casualty of his kinks, Ali will be thinking UM which friend did you stay with?? Because when is this girl not serving especially for this new job but hey an updo it is I’m afraid ‘get yourself used to it’ because princess treatment forever now] 

Rio: [just here playfully brushing against him with your hands and your body in creative ways whilst this hairwashing is occurring, teasing like you might accidentally land on him in just the right way for him to be inside you because you just can’t sit still but never quite letting it happen ‘you said you needed somewhere to put your love’ whilst your back is to him in this process, reaching out to hold his arm (where your tattoo is, ofc) because you can see how true that is now]

Moses: [sighing like a put upon father whose child will not keep still every single time but not at all, we know what those noises really are ‘you’ve the hole to put it in’ both literally and figuratively if we wanna be crude or not cos both are true, emotional and physical holes are both included here]

Rio: [just grinning back at him because he can do something about it if he really wants to and he knows that, full-on bursting out laughing at him saying that because of how crude it sounds ‘it’s me’ like I’m the one you’ve been missing this whole time, which is bold to say but how you feel rn genuinely]

Moses: [‘what you laughing for?’ but he’s likewise grinning because you know what you said, tickling her again like I’ll give you something to lol about, shameless flirting and a shameless ploy to potentially end up inside her accidentally on purpose ‘you’re after us as bad, all my love’ with blatant emphasis on all, like you’re gonna be so FULL hun just you wait]

Rio: [using the excuse of being tickled to just really do the most writhing against him and saying the wildest shit like you’re saying whatever to get him off you when we all know you just want to say it and this gives you a guise to do it under ‘I want what you want, exactly the same’ putting your hands up to his to do a size comparison always but also to mirror, like see, identical]

Moses: [doing such a hot lip bite to keep himself quiet so he can hear all the wild shit she’s saying because don’t want to miss any of that truly ‘there’s no ignoring what we both want’ because how turned on you both are is beyond obvious, cinematically pushing himself inside her at the exact moment their hands touch]

Rio: [cinematically shutting the fuck up when he pushes himself inside you like you can no longer speak nor think, just doing the most dramatic intake of breath like you’ve been winded by him, collapsing into his arms even harder than you already were ‘you have to be careful, remember’ in his ear like lol]

Moses: [‘you remember how it felt when I wasn’t’ like no I shan’t without him outright saying that, gotta make her think it’s her idea and therefore her fault if something happens not his, gaslight and girlboss, doing the absolute most, practically bending her over the side of this tub about it for how deep he’s trying to be inside of her rn immediately]

Rio: [‘you’re never going to want to pull out again’ said like oh no I’ve created a monster but also calling out that we see you, sir, though it hardly feels like a call out when you’re saying it so indecently and about getting fucked out of this bathtub happily about it so]

Moses: [‘you’re going to scream at your daddy not to’ as a call out of her own which doesn’t really feel like one because he’s saying it like he’s ordering her to do exactly that or else]

Rio: [moaning and steadying yourself on the edge in a way I know is going to give you more bruises on your stomach and thighs but the alternative is to literally fall on the floor and you aren’t quite at that level of don’t give a fuck yet ‘I might’ throwing it back to your convo before you even got to the car]

Moses: [this poor girl going into work looking like she’s been in a car accident fr, we’re gonna have to say Johnny does not stop by tomorrow because he’d be like UM wtf, PULL her hair and her head back for that throwback to the first time you did in the car, an unspoken what was that, try again, with how hard he’s doing it and keeping her hair held in his fist, boy you can’t scalp her as well enough damage has been done, calm down, but he will never the ‘hmm?’ as further encouragement of I’m sorry what?, sounding INDECENT in her ear]

Rio: [is suddenly in clothes covering her neck to toes, mind your business everyone lmao, thank God he’s a busy man because he’s not stupid and you don’t really want to have that conversation with him, even if you’re leaving out the minor detail of who did that to you; here and now making even more noise as he’s exposing your throat like that, whining at the way he’s pulling your hair by keeping hold of it that tightly ‘I didn’t like it, when you went off alone’ being honest about it even though you couldn’t sound any more INDECENT yourself about it, like yeah you looked good but it felt weird ‘it’s like I didn’t do it, make you cum’] 

Moses: [suddenly starts dressing like she’s amish or converted to islam, it’s fine, nothing to see here ‘you’ve a duty to make sure I’m not’ cos he’s back to wanting to wife her now ofc ‘course you’ll upset yourself if you don’t fulfil it’ the unspoken and me in his hand going to her throat again]

Rio: [nodding purely to demonstrate how limited your range of motion is right now by how he’s choking you, can barely do it but somehow managing to fight against his grip to do so, pushing back on him hard like I’m not going to disappoint you, how dare you even suggest it, look how good I am]

Moses: [he loves to see it, ‘rewarding’ her by choking her harder and ofc fucking her harder too that goes without saying, hopefully giving himself some bruises thanks to this small bath because you don’t deserve to be as unscathed as you are sir ‘family’s important’ how dare you use a Johnny line rn, thanks I HATE it ‘and I’ve lost half of mine’ we all know what that means, she’s gotta give him one cos he’s SO sad his brother, sister and nieces and nephews are gone]

Rio: [rolling her eyes how he wants to see, not for that reason but because there’s no other option at this point when you can barely breathe let alone reply to him, Jonathan literally said that to her in their convo and that’s not lost on you but it’s not enough for you to be like cut the cameras deadass, just pretending you did not hear, also out here acting like he couldn’t go and visit his family, like you don’t live near them half the time anyway but WHATEVER hun, we get what you’re doing here]

Moses: [he’s full of shit, even if they’ve run off to a different country like my boo said they maybe should, the distance from ireland to england isn’t undoable for you (you literally said earlier you have visited them when you were complaining it wasn’t the same) and even if you really couldn’t because you’re so busy working, Edie hasn’t gone anywhere, you could spend more time with her to compensate, but no, stop trying to impregnate this child you heathen, he’s doing the opposite of that though, releasing her from her chokehold but giving her only a literal second to dramatically breathe, like when she almost drowned, before he’s kissing her]

Rio: [we all know you’re not the father/brother/uncle/son you think you are but this girl doesn’t see the extent in her position and even if she did, not about to call you out now so; not you spending your time/the breath you are only just getting back begging him to cum in you, doing this into this kiss like you don’t need oxygen]

Moses: [mhmm, he’s a flop but that’s not her responsibility to recognise when Caleb is an even bigger one, Johnny denied Django and Ronan has literally kidnapped his kid atm so ofc he’s gonna look good by comparison, oh ho ho she’s gonna FEEL how much that begging is getting to him and the fact he isn’t doing it rn immediately only because he wants her to beg more, so so blatant]

Rio: [precisely, like are you going to feel like a fool ultimately? of course, but you really do believe he’s a good dad because of those comparisons and even the times you’ve seen him disappoint Edie are nothing compared to your own disappointment so it’s not gonna register like he’s only made acceptable failures there to you, there’s obviously the whole your age issue but again, you think you’re grown enough to handle this and you’d not be the first teenager to think that BUT I DIGRESS; just wilding out now that you can speak again, has never said the word daddy more in her life, nor please probably and you’re a polite gal ‘let me fulfil my duty, let me be good’]

Moses: [Even Johnny my beloved is out here looking like a bad father rn cos yes jali are going strong but he’s abandoned his 5 other kids to have baby Maggie and be a father figure to y’all, Moses is coming up Milhouse and exploiting that in the worst way possible atm, but anyway, she’ll be able to say both in the lingo too and really lay it on thick because I’m sure she knows please too, really wild out and KILL this man the quickest she so far has]

Rio: [mhmm, she absolutely will, gotta prove that you’re his daughter and wifey material all in one, telling him you’ll learn everything you need to know, I say shh girl]

Moses: [I’m so glad that he’s incapable of being coherent rn and far too busy being taken aback by cumming so fast (because god knows what he’d be saying lol) when usually he can and does hold it together until there’s no doubt she has first (cos he’s not a teenage boy) but all control and thoughts of being daddy like that have been lost and he can’t help but die]

Rio: [I say you’re welcome girl because the least we can do for you is let you know you got that man like that, you’re too dead to be smug right this second but later on you can be #proud of yourself, I know you’re going to end up on the cold hard ground when he loses control and thus loses his vice-like grip on you, which is a feral mood, laying there like oh okay, DAMN]

Moses: [the least you can do SIR is pick her up off the cold hard ground when you’ve recovered enough to realise that’s where she is, so do grab her and wrap her in a towel (they’d be expensive and therefore fluffy so you’re welcome for that much) like she’s a baby, which upsets me personally because you did not rinse her hair with clean water bitch and I haven’t forgotten, but he isn’t giving a thought for such things, he’s just holding her once again]

Rio: [you are going to have to get back in this shower later on or in the morning but you’d not be able to stand there and deal with your mane of hair in your current weakened state so let him cuddle you like a baby and get your strength back ‘was that okay?’ fixing his hair for him because it has too been covered in bubbles and messed up by you, looking down at your body like you can see what y’all just did (and you can see the red marks that will turn into bruises but you’re thinking beyond that)]

Moses: [‘good, you dope’ as per said affectionately instead of as the insult it is like oh you silly fool how could you ask that, kissing her on the forehead like the good little girl she is before adding ‘you were good’ because however feral they were being he registers her saying let me be during the hookup, picking her up and putting her on the toilet to piss (even though he didn’t care about her potentially getting an UTI in the car ever) while he wraps a towel around his waist and faffs being vain again for a sec instead of cleaning up any bathroom carnage (obvs) picking her up again and carrying her to his bedroom, gently putting her on the bed and getting on too, positioning them in a snuggle with another BIG but soft hair stroke that puts her head on his chest]

Rio: [my boo says oh now he cares lmao, here dazed and pissing, watching him tart himself up affectionately if slightly hazily, touching your hair absentmindedly like oh no, I don’t look as good as he does that’s for certain but what can you do about it now, doing your best to towel it into slightly better shape; once again being carried but it’s soft hours and he’s not throwing you into this bed now, looking around because you were having an existential crisis last time you were here and you ran away so you didn’t take anything in particularly, stroking the sheets and thinking about the fact this is his actual bed (and thinking about how many other people have been in it before you, not even judgmentally just with curiosity because obviously no one has slept in your bed like that so it’s new) doing a noise when he joins you on said bed and cuddles up to you, a happy oh hi sort of sound ‘your heart’s still beating fast’ as you lay on his chest, stroking his abs because he has a legit six-pack he’s that sort of man]

Moses: [‘lesser man’s heart’d stop altogether’ because he’d the sort of man to give her a compliment which is also a compliment to him lol, you’re so slay but don’t ever forget hun so am I, snuggling this girl even more because it is soft hours, really pulling her into his side as close as is physically possible, then passing her the tv remote like she’s a kid staying up past their bedtime/a kid who needs the tv on to fall asleep (because I’m sure you’ve got one in here as well as the lounge despite that being totally unnecessary because this caravan is not big) before wrapping his arms around her completely, possessively and protectively]

Rio: [mhmm-ing in agreement, like thank god you are who you are and not someone who can’t handle all this, @ Buster in your head much ‘man that you are’ grinning up at him and cuffing his chin, looking at this remote like you’ve never seen one because nothing feels real or normal right now so the idea of just watching TV is somehow so alien it’s wild, still, turning it on, even if you’re putting on literally anything, letting it become background noise ‘you can sleep now’ shutting his eyelids gently with your fingers like there, there, cuddling into him ‘good night’]

Moses: [if nothing else the glow of the TV is cinematic so y’all are welcome for that, because he likewise could not give less of a fuck about whatever is on, he’s just enjoying the fact this gal is still here and not freaked out once as far as he’s aware, as well as her blatant compliment there which he’s grinning back at her for duh even if she can’t see from her current position because I don’t doubt there’s a mirror she can see him in which he’s enjoying looking at y’all in while y’all are cuddling, hence doing a snort like sound like excuse you when she suggests him sleeping, exaggerated so when she’s trying to close his eyes his breath is blowing her away playfully like stop that, as if she’s once again a kid trying to be cheeky and stay up, but he isn’t starting a full playfight about it because in no world are you both not tired after those feral antics]

Rio: [‘you’ll have to sleep some time’ which sounds like a mother’s threat but we’re saying it playfully as we give up our attempt to forcibly make you snooze here, shaking our head like oh you, going back to looking at y’all in this mirror, putting your head to one side because thinking]

Moses: [‘speak for yourself’ as if he will never need to such is his neverending stamina and chaotic energy but it’s affectionate too like I know YOU’RE tired rn after all that sis, raising his eyebrow at her in this mirror like what are you thinking about]

Rio: [making your own kind of ha, excuse me sound as if this is such a cheeky suggestion and you aren’t both a little knackered because clearly neither of you will admit to it in your silly mood but you’re rubbing your cheek against your shoulder and smiling up at him bashfully via this mirror ‘I was thinking what we’d look like together, what I’d think if I saw us’]

Moses: [how childish of this grown man not to just go to sleep when he has work early in the AM but if that doesn’t sum him up, giving her a gentle playful nudge in her side like okay go on then what would you think ‘you’d be jealous if you saw us like this and the woman wasn’t you’ okay ego, true but you didn’t need to say it, especially not without giving her a chance to answer lol, btw we all see you calling her a woman when she clearly looks like a lil girl in this mirror atm]

Rio: [truly lol but y’all are giddy so we get it, putting his hand where he just nudged her like no, be nice to me, remember ‘I told you I’m jealous’ nodding like yeah but you already knew that ‘but I wanted you to be happy’ because you weren’t jealous of those women before this happened, obviously, you were jealous of Edie (secretly and guiltily) for having a better father than you]

Moses: [soz boo keeping you waiting for a thousand years thanks to that technical glitch, this reply is not gonna be worth it now lol, even though he is gonna WRAP his arms around her stomach and give her a lil squeeze as he does his own nod which is some audacity to be again thinking and ref-ing impregnating this teen girl in a shameless display of give me what I want and I’ll be happy without him saying it ‘don’t I look it?’ at the mirror because he’s buzzing with himself and this situation rn]

Rio: [that was audacious and strange but we move, when you lowkey can’t believe how about the idea of impregnating you he is, stopping breathing for a sec like he squeezed you that hard about it, nodding in reply to his question ‘you think I’ll be good at it?’ quieter than how you have been speaking without whispering]

Moses: [tbf a very bold and unexpected move from him considering that he’s only had 1 child via your own mother years and years ago at this point and you are but a child yourself so nobody can or would blame you for being surprised but this man is running with his terrible decision with enthusiasm how he always does ‘you already are’ because true she is the mum friend and she mothers all of her siblings so hard, not to mention all the sexist connotations of her being a girl and thus it’s what she’s born and made for etc that these lads all culturally believe ‘a mammy better than my own’ DRAG but we all know he doesn’t get along with his mother because she’s a doormat and he likes his women feistier hence Alison/his sister/Edie all being his faves, as a conspiratorial whisper like don’t tell anyone I said that]

Rio: [like, are we flattered? absolutely but we didn’t think this was your energy because you only did it the once with Alison so it’s like, well am I special, what is it about me but instinctively knowing that that is a can of WORMS to get into so we aren’t saying any of this out loud to you here and now ‘you are very good at it’ like it would be a shame for you to never get to daddy again too, looking at yourself as his comments/compliments hit, pouting for the sake of his poor mother like oh, don’t be mean ‘sure you were a handful to raise’ making horns with your index fingers behind his head via this mirror like I remember what you told me about child you, sir]

Moses: [it’s FAMOUSLY not his energy to the extent that this U-turn is insane, we’re all right there with you girl with our !!??! but anyway, giving her a SMUG look like yep I know because he thinks he’s the best to ever do it genuinely ‘she’d full well the knowing what she was getting herself into’ because his dad is a right one and worthy of the devil horns and the apple doesn’t fall far, he’s saying it amused but where’s the lie]

Rio: [‘though you’ll never be able to do bath time without thinking about me again’ making some mirror EYE CONTACT about it as if either of you has had time to forget about what just went down, turning around to face him properly, the closeness meaning you’re craning your neck to look up at his face from his chest ‘tell me about them, how’d they get together?’ because we’re a sucker for a love story even though it’s clearly far from one at this point, here like perhaps it once was, god bless babe]

Moses: [‘or drive’ because will forever remind him of her now whether he takes that specific shortcut or not, as he returns the EYE CONTACT and they are both getting hit by FLASHBACKS again, do tell her, the gist being that your dad was super hot like you and was a catch ™ but chose your mum for whatever reason, giving they met in a very specific gypsy way (hence I’m not committing us because I don’t know enough about that all) because unlike Johnny’s your mum actually is from the community and has a full fam of her own, I’m sure it was a love story until your dad’s sluttiness and bad vibes ruined it and thus you can tell it in a way that mirrors y’all not at ALL subtly with the I could have anyone but I pick you of it all because we all know what he’s doing here on this day lovebombing this girl HARD, actually telling the truth tho with these parental deets which is important cos he could just lie, she has no way to know]

Rio: [‘sorry’ whilst being the least sorry you’ve ever been because hope he thinks about you every time he has to drive anywhere ever again, not soz lol, when there’s definitely a vibe and a way he’s talking about his mother in this story that you don’t like because he clearly thinks she is such a doormat that there’s no avoiding that coming across and it’s like oof, not saying anything but definitely noticing it, even if you’re enjoying the rest of the story and the gypsy culture things you don’t know much about beyond what your life has introduced you to so far ‘is it just you 3?’ because we know Johnathan has lots of siblings we don’t really know but don’t know if it is just you, Ronan and ST]

Moses: [‘you’re not’ because it’s obvious she isn’t but he’s the opposite of mad about it, just like he’s the opposite of mad about the idea of thinking about her when he’s behind the wheel, we all know he will which is why if we do wanna kill him doing so with a car crash is so right and so real because he’ll forever be distracted now, the way he wouldn’t acknowledge the mummy issues and oof energy unless she directly did because he’s too quick to overlook any negatives this girl (or any other) might perceive about him unless he’s repeatedly hit over the head with them (and even then, as we’ve seen in the past with Ali and Carly it’s still like yeah but you want me really, so) and therefore we’re skating past and over that, focusing on the positives and what we can get her to love about this story, I deffo said as Ronan to Ali that his younger brother(s) were like Rocky when it came to fireworks meaning they exist but I kept it vague and didn’t specify as I won’t now, but tell me why I think there should be more siblings than Johnny has, like Moses’ mum is a literal baby machine]

Rio: [my boo says I will make it your downfall sweaty, don’t test me, this girl just shrugging like oops, tehe ‘there’s plenty I’ll not be able to do without thought of you now’ like we’re definitely even, boy; she’s not gonna push this now but the vibe has been noted and is stopping your love-bombing from hitting quite as effectively as you undoubtedly imagine it is so there’s that ‘Je-sus’ separating the syllables just like that in dramatic but not judgy fashion just like wow, that’s a lot of kids because you’ve only heard of the ones close in age to this boy and Ronan when he was your stepdad before now so you’re shook ‘are you eldest?’]

Moses: [giving her a look like as you should because he likewise wants her to think of him ALWAYS shamelessly, followed with a nod like yeah I know, but clearly you’re proud of your dad for being so virile and manly and having more kids than Johnny’s dad and whatever other siblings there were/are, so you can tell her that your dad has the most kids out of everyone in the extended fam, mhmm, it makes me think that maybe his mum lost some babies in between which is why there’s a gap in the constant children between this oldest 3 and whoever has come after which makes me sad for her and the shit life she has, but anyway, am I right in thinking Moses is the oldest because we said ST is 2 years older than Ali, I feel like we wrote that down when we were jali planning, and thus 14ish to his 15 (and Johnny’s 16 when gen 2)? so tell her that too]

Rio: [returning that look with a knowing one because you know what he wants from you honey ‘like my dad’ because if you wanna discuss virile, who is keeping count of the offspring of this boy, not even shit nan I fear, we would try our best but there comes a point when it becomes demoralising, hence the slight sigh we do before replying (because yes I think he’s the oldest we’ve said) ‘could’ve guessed, you seem like the oldest’]

Moses: [‘difference is, his are born of the same one woman he’s hitched to’ cos full shade to Caleb even though he isn’t saying it shadily, just pointing out that’s the ONLY difference really otherwise it’s p similar, doing his own sigh because you and Ronan have rather let the side down with a kid each and neither of you married and credit for your sister’s goes to Johnny not her so you don’t wanna give him any ‘eldest of all my daddy’s sons and daughters’ because Johnny is the oldest boy (and even older than you which pisses you off no end) but he does have older sisters, 2 of the 4 I think we said, so a point scored for you there, if only to you and your pride]

Rio: [making a noise like yeah, just that slight difference because yeah, a lot easier to just impregnate any poor unfortunate woman you find out and about, Caleb ‘no one does it anymore’ vague but meaning sticking together, having one baby daddy/mama etc ‘be why you’re the spit of him’ like put all his DNA into Moses casually, which is definitely the energy you’re telling us and we’ve heard around too]

Moses: [‘told you you’re of the wrong culture’ because she fits in with the gypsy ways and he said it earlier ‘let me fix it for you’ phrasing it like that because she phrased it like that during the hookup and we all remember, no subtlety once again just full cards on the table as far as being extra and unhinged]

Rio: [raising your brows at him like oh really because many hurdles in the way of this plan and we are all aware of that but ‘you want to’ because even if it’s entirely unfeasible we think it’s romantic af that he at least means it and we can tell]

Moses: [when the child in the situation is more mature than the adult yet again, oh sir ‘how many babies do you want?’ as if that’s a perfectly casual and normal thing to ask]

Rio: [doing a laugh like you’ll have to give me chance to think about that ‘I bet I could guess how many you want’ grinning at him like that’s dead obvious]

Moses: [doing his own lol at that like yeah okay busted you’ve got me there, mainly in the moment because he’s thinking about how fun trying to make more children than his dad would be, TURNING her back to the mirror so she can look at y’all again ‘think how they’d look’ because he is]

Rio: [biting your lip as you THINK about it, the 🥺 is real ‘too cute for their own good’ because you can’t bear thinking about these imagined potential babies, nor the idea of making so many with him]

Moses: [MOVING her hair out of the way with !! and resting his head on her shoulder as he looks over it into the mirror from where he’s slightly behind her on the bed after turning her around, LOOKING at as much of her body as he can see before he drapes as much of his over hers as possible for that contrasting skin tone realness that’s giving an escalation of their hand comparison antics and all that nonsense, letting her feel how turned on thinking about this has him ‘nothing but good would come of it’ not just for these kids and their pretty privilege but the whole shebang]

Rio: [your eyes darting between both of y’alls faces like you can meld them in your mind and perfectly imagine what these children would look like, holding his head to yours tightly but softly stroking his ear as you do, very !! about it, letting the towel I’m sure was barely hanging on fully fall away now so he’s the only thing covering you, your lips parting but only the faintest NOISE escaping because you’re too !! to speak frankly, feeling him by rubbing your booty back in circles ‘you wanna make sure I already am so bad’ like that’s the worst kept secret you’ve just discovered]

Moses: [WATCHING her eyes because you know what she’s trying to do and you’re into it ofc, stroking her lips as they part with the same energy she was stroking his ear with and at the same time as a NOISE escapes your own at how she’s moving, quietly but in a very !! way ‘you’re not leaving this room ‘til you are’ as he removes his own towel because he’d probably kept that p well in place up to now since he wasn’t moving much previously]

Rio: [sucking his fingers into your mouth, just a tiny bit, kissing his fingertips like you’re just being sweet and not DYING at the thought of him keeping you here until you’re pregnant ‘you’ll know when I am’ because Alison was when you got with her and then y’all has Edie in quick succession so you are not unfamiliar]

Moses: [0 hesitation in initiating a hookup from this position with y’all watching yourselves in the mirror, the slowest thrusts ever which are giving you never want her to leave so you’re gonna take forever but also the deepest because you wanna impregnate her rn immediately however contradictory, his hands alternating between her boobs and stomach like yeah I’ll KNOW]

Rio: [grunting and trying with great difficulty to stay still so he can go as slow and as deep as he wants to because you want to know exactly what he wants but it’s so hard to not immediately retaliate against him ‘you like it, what growing your baby will do to me’ sounding almost like an accusation but we’re not mad about it, we just KNOW]

Moses: [keeping her STILL with how he’s holding onto her stomach before she’s even moved because he knows how badly she wants to and it’s mutual but he’s not anywhere near done playing out these antics so can’t let her ‘you’ll never be who you was’ thrilled about this ‘because of me, how you look, act, it’ll all change’] 

Rio: [‘that’s already true’ LOOKING at him like LOOK at me right now because what am I doing here with you, this is all because of you ‘you took my virginity’ just in case he forgot]

Moses: [LOOKING at her and maintaining that eye contact ‘and it’ll only get truer’ as he’s going deeper about it with a MOAN, reaching to rub her clit with his knuckles like he did earlier so show her that he hasn’t forgotten a thing]

Rio: [matching his MOAN, pressing your stomach against his hand harder as you fail to keep entirely still when he touches you ‘with every baby?’]

Moses: [NODDING and in so doing contorting them so that his mouth is on her nip again, synching those antics up to touching her harder while the thrusts stay almost torturously slow ‘you’ll be more and more mine’]

Rio: [‘you look so-’ being unable to finish that sentence as you are WATCHING him suck your nipple and fuck you so unbearably slow it’s like you can see every single detail of this scene in slo-mo now ‘does it kill you, that I’ve always been yours? We were inside my mammy at the same time’]

Moses: [‘you know what it does’ because literally, the effects can felt and seen as she speaks the words it’s that obvious he should frankly be ashamed but is he, no, just here being feral always ‘you made her look-’ likewise unable to finish the sentence because remembering how into pregnant Alison he was and what a time it was ‘growing you she was at her best’ drag but we sincerely mean it in this moment] 

Rio: [‘you know now, I take after you’ because the lack of shame currently on display is wild from the pair of you, everything else, however, fully loud and proud rn ‘I made her a mammy and you’re going to make me one, yeah?’]

Moses: [‘twice’ said indecently because that’s the mood in these feral hours ‘you gave your sister to us, it was your fault I put her inside your mammy for not staying off her even after you were just born’ not you admitting Edie was conceived that quick because of your preggo and mummy Ali kinks and saying you’ll be as bad if not worse this time]

Rio: [‘our first baby’ turning your head back and trying desperately to kiss him from this position like it’ll stop you running your mouth because you’re getting more and more unhinged and you sound like you’re going to pass out from the pleasure not at all casually ‘keep me pregnant, I don’t want to ever not be, I’ll only share you with our children’]

Moses: [do kiss her however you need to manoeuvre to do so, no fucks given if it means y’all fall onto this bed into a different position entirely it has to be done, in fact I do need y’all to change it up because I request she’s on all fours so he can say ‘you came out of her like this’ because that’s completely unhinged behaviour to mention Alison’s birthing positions and we love to see it, is it even true, was he even there, we don’t know and y’all don’t care rn because she can’t factcheck in the moment there’s only being extra af in this hookup]

Rio: [driving your face into these sheets as if that means he’ll not hear nor feel the effect hearing that has had on you, thanks for not just screaming like you’re being murdered into the night I suppose but we still KNOW, staying there until you truly need to breathe again and have to GASP in the air ‘how long did you wait?’ every word taking an age to say, long pauses to breathe and whimper and swear in between but you simply must ask]

Moses: [he loves it even more than if she’d screamed bloody murder we all know, too much fun is being had at poor Ali’s expense rn and I personally HATE it ‘forever’ it goes without saying how that is said, more moan than word, doing his own swearing in between then saying however many hours actually, defs slightly wrong as per his standard MO, but again, she can’t check this rn and isn’t about to hold it against him in this very moment even if it comes back to her later in hindsight and she’s like oh]

Rio: [falling forward at this point, bringing him with you so you’re fully pinned in this position and have nowhere to go because anything you could or would say about this can wait forever too as far as I’m concerned but we all know you are losing it under him in the least casual way of all time]

Moses: [me and my boo say ENOUGH haha, these heathens disagree though, they can’t get enough of this unhinged nonsense, thank god at least it’s mutual I suppose and he’s making the MOST ridiculous noise about this as if he’s winded when he’s nothing of the sort because imagine if it wasn’t, soz to this girl’s body once again for the absolutely punishing !! pace that has now been set fucking her until he also utterly loses it]

Rio: [I say oh you’re gonna feel all kinds of hurt in the AM miss, not to mention the confusion, good luck with that, right now you’re still completely in the moment and giving yourself over to him entirely ‘til you both die properly and fully, finally]

Moses: [having to do a shift at the pub, standing no less, after having been fucked senseless all night, your head included, could NEVER be me, roll off her as soon as you’re able please sir so she isn’t crushed to death too while you both try to recover, it’s the least you can do, he’ll be here spooning her because always the shift from !! to soft as if he’s so sorry for hurting her and going too far when he’s nothing of the sort]

Rio: [at least it’s believable that you will fall the fuck asleep now because you’ve not had any more drugs in a minute and y’all have been exhausted so pass out on this man so you don’t have to analyse anything you just said or did, thank you]

Moses: [mhmm likewise stfu and go to sleep sir even if you manage to stay awake slightly longer than her and are therefore lying there holding her and being intense, the AM will come for you too soon because your job be early starts like that and it couldn’t be more deserved]

Rio: [my boo says good luck with that you animal]

Moses: [I do, shall we post this bit and then we can decide where we wanna go next?]

Rio: [yeah baby]

[ks-dreams-fantasies]

You don’t want to miss dessert - Rio (Good Girls)

Ok so let’s be honest, last night’s episode was just pure teasing, the hands, the smirks, the bedroom scene. God have mercy I’m about to bust 😂 The thought of Rio making you cum into his hands in his own family home while everyone is waiting outside is just 👅 Enjoy this one 😏

Warning : Smut

Word Count : 1.6k (Not proofread)

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Being in business with Rio was definitely a challenge for you. You’ve had your arguments over the past 2 years, them not always ending well. You had wanted out after 8 months, but he wouldn’t let you do that. He had threatened you for you to come back to work with him. The problem with your relationship, was that both of you always wanted to be right and have the upper hand. He loved that you were daring and confident, but he often needed to remind you who was boss.

You could say your relationship was complicated. It was only business related, even though the both of you had slept together a couple of times before, not making it a recuring thing. Three times, you had slept together three times since you had met him, each time better than the other. You would be lying if you said you weren’t drawn and attracted to Rio. Hell, even his name made you feel puddy. He wasn’t like anyone you’d ever hooked up with before. Maybe it was the fact that you never really met someone like him, which is normal cause Rio is unique.

People wouldn’t necessary imagine the both of you working and being together, but that’s why it made perfect sense. Neither your entourage nor the FBI would suspect you to be in business with a guy like him. By the look of it, you seem to live in two different worlds, but you were very much alike. You needed to be in control, just like him and you had a certain way to plan and do things, which matched his way to do business.

He thrusted you, and he had spoken to you about meeting important people, which you were nervous for. You didn’t want to imagine someone more dangerous and intimidating than him, but you tried to prepare yourself for the worse. You were supposed to meet later that day and he had texted you the address. Parts of you was always being skeptical about his next move, fearing something bad could happen to you, not that you had anything to hide.

Being on your way to meet him, you felt the palms your hands getting sweaty, wiping them off on the black dress you chose to wear. Just like Rio, dark colors were your go to, often wearing dresses and skirts to show your legs. You got out of the car, walking slowly towards the red door, knocking on it lightly.

“Hey mama” a deep throaty voice startled you, making you turn around to see your boss boarding a slight smirk on his face, eyeing you up and down.

You felt your cheeks getting warmer as he motioned for you to follow him through the backyard. You got nervous for a minute but once you passed the wooden door, you saw kids running around and the smell of grilled food making your mouth water calmed you down. He walked towards the table, putting his arms around an older lady’s shoulder, bringing her closer to him.

“This is my boss” he said, looking at her, then diverting his eyes towards yours quickly

“I’m just his grandmother” she said, chuckling lightly before looking back at you. “You must be (Y/N)”

“I am” you answered, nodding softly

“Well, both of you come take your seat, you arrived just in time for dinner” she said motioning her hands towards the table, where a few plates were already laid down. Rio pulled your chair as you sat down, mumbling a quick thank you, string at him as he took the seat next to you. You were getting slightly less nervous as all of you ate your delicious food while talking and laughing.

“So how do you know my uncle?” a 10-year-old kid asked you, taking a bite of his chicken.

“She’s just a work friend, bud” Rio answered for you

“What’s she do?” the kid asked again, looking at his uncle

“Um, she helps me out” he said looking at you “That right?” Rio smirked at you as you nodded

“That all?” the guy in front of him asked, stepping into the conversation, looking devilishly at the both of you. “Heard a lot about you (Y/N)” he continued as you felt Rio getting tense beside you.

“Um yeah, that’s all” you said slightly blushing, feeling Rio’s hand on your back, rubbing it slowly. He changed the subject, knowing his cousin was making you uncomfortable. You continued eating quietly as they all laughed and talked together. You could feel his hands on your back still, pushing back your chair before excusing yourself.

“I’m sorry, is there a bathroom I could use please?” You smiled slightly at Rio’s grandma, as she gave you direction. You made your way inside, finding the bathroom easily. You did what you had to do, and washed your hands looking at yourself in the mirror, reapplying your lip gloss. You could hear the sound of their laughter from where you were, making you sight lightly.

You got out, making your way through the hallway, passing a bedroom, which seemed to be his grandmother’s. You stopped by the door, seeing some picture frames placed neatly on a bookshelf, making you walked closer into the room to look closely at them. You picked a picture of a young Rio graduating into your hands and it made you wonder what he studied. You didn’t picture him as a big school person, so you were surprised to say the least. You jumped slightly as Rio’s husky voice, interrupted you.

“What are you doing?” he said, leaning against the door frame, looking at you, deeply.

“I don’t know, I just got curious” you shrugged your shoulders, watching his every moves. He moved closer to you, making you hold your breath, nervous and aroused. He made you weak in the knees and you could hardly speak without getting flustered. Even thought you were a confident woman, his body close to yours always had that effect on you, and he knew it. You turned towards the bookcase again, feeling his firm chest pressing against your back, as he picked up a smaller picture frame, the both of you looking at it.

“You find anything interesting?” he asked, his mouth next to your ear, sending down shivers down your spine. He put the frame back, his arms brushing yours lightly, making you turn around to face him. His eyes burned into yours, waiting for your answer. You licked your lips, looking at your fumbling hands before meeting his dark eyes again

“I don’t know” you said, feeling bold you dropped both of your hands on his chest, sliding them down until they could rest on the waistband of his pants “You tell me” you stated, before unbuckling his belt.

He stopped you, grabbing your wrist softly, making you look at him a blush creeping onto your cheeks. He shook his head slightly, putting your hand down and dragging his towards your thigh. His finger danced on your soft skin, goosebumps rising onto your body. He lifted your leg slowly, resting it on his waist. His face now in the crook of your neck, his hot breath fanning over throat, making you close your eyes, appreciating the moment. You felt his long fingers trail up to the side of your emerald, green lace panties, before making his way to your dripping core, spreading your juices, letting out a throaty groan.

The sound of him only making you wetter, his finger making its way into your warm tight flesh. A quiet moan erupted from your mouth as you grabbed his shoulder firmly, bringing him even closer to you. The room was silent, except for the sounds of his digits pumping in and out of you quickly. Your breathing was getting heavier, your teeth sinking into your bottom lip, trying to keep your moans to yourself. His thumb found his way to your clit, massaging it slowly, putting just enough pressure to make your body quiver.

He inserted another finger inside of your leaking fold, fastening his pace, making you clench around him. One of your hand traveled to his neck, digging your fingers into the back of it, as he let out a deep groan next to your ear.

“R-Rio” you mumbled quietly, clenching your eyes shut, feeling your climax approaching by the second.

“I know mama” he whispered “let it go” right when the words left his lips, you felt yourself relax into his embrace, as your orgasm took over you. He helped you ride it out, pumping his fingers slowly, before removing them from your inside. You faltered your dress as he moved towards the door.

“Hurry up, you don’t want to miss dessert” he said smirking before leaving you all flustered into his grandma’s bedroom. You waited a few minutes, before following behind him, joining the others around the table outside.

“Ahhh here she is. We wondered where you’ve been” Rio’s cousin exclaimed as you sat down. “Pie?” he handed you a plate, not waiting for your reply. You took it, placing it in front of you listening to the older lady speak. As you all finished your dessert, you saw Rio from the corner of your eyes, dig his finger into the whipped cream remaining on his plate, and popping them into his mouth sucking slowly on them. You could feel his eyes on you, and you could only imagine him smirking as his tongue lapped at his finger, the same fingers that were minutes ago buried into your tight pussy. Just the thought of him tasting the remaining of your hot fluid made you clench your thighs together, Rio not missing the sight of you getting flustered again.

“Mhh … I think this must be the best dessert I’ve ever tasted”

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-K