#sorry im normal i promise i swear
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being a shorter boy is so nice when you're also into manhandling 💜💜 it takes almost no effort to carry you, slap you around, and pin your body down on any surface your partner intends to fuck you on. if they decide the current position is too boring, they'll simply grab your tiny body and toss you around until you're in the position they want. squirming and moving too much while they finger fuck you? they use their bigger size to pin you down and make you stay still. riding them a bit too slow? they grab your hips, lift them, and start fucking you from below. you went limp because you're tired from being on all fours while being filled to the brim with their cum? they carry your body themself so they can keep wrecking your sweet boycunt. you weight almost nothing to them and their strength, which they definitely plan on using to their advantage 💜 (he/him, im a guy)
#casey ★ mumbling#SORRY IVE BEEN GONE FOR 2 DAYS i was too busy rewatching arcane#if you like arcane please please please talk to me about it im so normal about this show i promise im sooo nor-#and if u havent watched the arcane then watch it!!! please!!! u wont regret it i swear i pinky promise and tell me ur thoughts after#gay nsft#gay ns/fw#ftm nsft#ftm ns/fw#mlm nsft#mlm ns/fw#queer nsft#queer ns/fw#trans nsft#trans ns/fw#mlm ftm#ftm mlm#gay ftm#ftm sub#ftm bottom#trans sub#trans bottom#ftm bd/sm#t4t nsft#t4t ns/fw#ftm t4t
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Yeah Gurl Ahaha
This is actually my magnum opus
#art#artists on tumblr#drawing#digital art#digital drawing#digital fanart#hozier#andrew hozier byrne#hozier fanart#portrait drawing#handsome squidward#hozier memes#i spent way too long on this#send help#hozier art#hozier fandom#instagram filter#the hoziest#im normal#i swear#im sorry for this#i promise i’m normal
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EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT HER
okay i know this is a Foul Legacy blog but listen. if anyone wants to ask me questions about Arlecchino and my OC Marine i will be so happy to answer (they are MARRIED and i WILL answer in character if wanted because i'm that obsessed)
#hush n shush wifi#not brainrot#genshin talk#well not brainrot of the moth variety#i have SO much brainrot about HER#ARGUHRHGHHGHGHHHH FATHER IS OFFICIAL SHE'S REAL#AND THEY DIDN'T CHANGE A THING ABOUT HER SUIT IM SO DAMN HAPPY#THE SUIT????? THE PANTS????? THE (you can't see em here sorry) HEELS?????#i need 4.5 to be over IMMEDIATELY#god this is giving me so much brainrot about arlecchino and my oc who is also her wife#listen i know this is not an oc blog by any stretch but PLEASE ask me about arlecchino and marine i will answer ANY QUESTIONS within reason#i must indulge myself sometimes#let me be a little cringe okay#if i was a good artist i'd totally draw marine and arlecchino together#anyways AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#i swear i'm normal i promise
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Does anyone ever think of Pac's black and white thinking and go a little insane? Just me? Okay.
I'm just thinking of Pac's separation of Cell and Cellbit. And also Pac saying he used to be a good person implying that he isn't one now. And also Pac saying he'll become the best version of himself for Fit.
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Remembering that Neil Gaiman is actually a part of this hellsite (affectionatly) is like waking up in a parallel universe where everyone shares their porn account with their dad.
It feels highly inappropriate, weird and uncomfortable for everyone involved, but also hilarious in a twisted way.
“Oh god, work was so exhausting today, but I wanted to let you know that I saw the gay video you added to our favorite-list and despite all odds I thought it was quite enjoyable.
…We do have to talk about that furry porn of yours though”
#cursed content#dark humor#neil gaiman#this might be the worst thing I’ve ever said on the internet#but i’m feeling silly today#good omens#the sandman#please don’t unfollow me I swear I’m normal#it’s 2 am and freedom of speech has gone to my head#tumblr meta#just tumblr things#humor#comedy#im in therapy i promise#if Mr. Gaiman sees this post: I’m sorry#you know a post is great when you already apologize for clicking ‘send’ in advance#hellsite (affectionate)#I feel like this plot would make for a great modern Kafka novel btw#okay i’ll stop
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btw can i just say im WAY too happy about the new game over screen being this
guys. guys im going insane
#I CROSSED MY FINGERS SO HARD FOR THIS#IM SO GLAD THEY MADE A REFERENCE TO THE OG ONEEE#sorry i promise im normal (lie)#i get excited about the most basic stuff i swear#picos school#friday night funkin#fnf#tw blood#tw knife#tw gore
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[part. 01] || part. 02 || part. 03
My my, would you look at the time?? ... It's time for some Earwig summer comic 🏐☀️
I'm having soooo much fun doing this. I initially sketched this a while ago but I thought it could be fun to clean this up for a lighthearted summer comic. I'm embracing my cringe inner self rn
You are currently watching this year's Xtreme Beach Volleyball Brawl Tournament - the bets are off, folks! Who's going to win? Will we ever find the ball after they're done playing? What will be left of the beach?
#earwig and the witch#art#comic#manga#ghibli#clip studio paint#im being soooo cringe rn i can physically feel it. its so good#im so sorry for what im about to post#literally the most self-indulgent thing i could ever do#pls i deserve this its my last month of vacation before i start working my arse off again-#im sooososo normal abt them tho. hhaaha.#bro i swear it's necessary to see Bella's fat plump thighs in every panel i promise bro its normal haha its needed for the narration
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the school arc to me is so good because it drags ciel out of his position as a powerful figure and literally places him in the shoes of the person he could have been. the circus arc ALSO drags him out of his position as big bad queens watch dog/head of the phantomhive estate but the school arc feels like a mockery of a future that never was. this is what he could have been had his parents not died. and even then its NOT because he will never be that kid.
he never was.
#ramblings#incoherent beyond belief its 4 am#and im trying to avoid manga spoilers#might add a reblog with more coherent thoughts when i wake up but im off my meds so i cant promise anything#actually correction im being vague w the manga spoilers#manga readers know whats up#idk if there are any anime only ppl who havent been spoiled on The Plottwist Ever yet#but i figured there will be new fans and though im not tagging this it might still get seen so#cant WAIT to see our boy absolutely miserable in animation form should they recreate that arc LMAOOO#which ofc is after the germany arc so thats still a long time away#but STILL. itd be fun i need to see this young teenager lose his mind in color with sound#him relying on sebastian to do all his fag duties (sorry. dredge) so he can work his way up the social ladder#trying to gain power while simultaneously proving that he cant do anything but rely on others#hes always needed help in basically every way and he hasnt CHANGED he just got a demon to do it for him#he learns to lie and charm and cheat and all the while hes a fucking CHILD WHO STILL STRUGGLES WITH NORMAL THINGS#ciel is my little baby and i love him deeply no matter how much of a little bitch he can be#his helplessness isnt just 'oh he was raised in british high society' its also that he never got the chance to learn anything#which to elaborate on that id also have to go into manga territory. iykyk#like absolutely at this point he just refuses to learn how to do things he has a pet demon to do it for him#but.#hi the phantomhives backstory is killing me again its so late#both atlantic and the school arc are just setup for the Big Arc but theyre very good in their own right i SWEAR#also when i rewatched the circus arc a while back and i realised how some scenes were shot#the heavy foreshadowing that i didnt realise. yk. 7 years ago or however long its been since i first watched it#CRAZY#if you are new. to kuroshitsuji. and you havent read the manga. dear god. read the manga#ALSO GRELLE IN THAT ARC IS SO BEAUTIFUL & OTHELLO IS TRANSMASCULINE. OKAY GOODBYE
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guys guys i guess- i guess you can say its a red winter
#i can hear the booing already#i wanted to cause psychic damage im sorry#you can see that the ended of secret life has done me well#qsmp#qsmp purgatory 2#trafficblr#red winter#life series#traffic series#third life#i promise i'll go back to drawing i swear#im very normal#im excited for purgatory 2 though
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episode 40 got half the fandom like this I just know it
#I’m so sorry for the person I’ve become#I promise im still normal#Episode 40 was just perfect#I swear I’ll post something real about Marionetta soon#marionetta#Marionetta Webtoon
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HEY YOU. PARDOHUA FAN
ITS PRIDE MONTH.
LESBIANS BE UPON YE! (in the form of a one shot)
Pardofelis and Fu Hua finally have a moment to themselves after fifty thousand years. Despite being friends from an incredibly long time ago, Fu Hua doesn't understand why suddenly she's more nervous than her first martial art exam, or unable to take her eyes off of the catgirl sitting next to her. setting:after the moon chapters, takes place in Meow Town, mostly everyone's there but a lot of them are just mentioned.
miiight be slightly ooc because im a sucker for put together Fu Hua just being a nervous mess because of Felis being a tease, but I think it was enjoyable enough!
....and the fact i'd lost 5k of it initially bc discord was mean.
THANK U TO @saor-illust FOR BRAINROTTING ME SO HARD ABOUT THEM And uh! Join the leetol Discord Server to see us be mentally unwell in real time! ((There's hoyoverse games channels as well and we mostly chat there if it's not sentifelis / pardohua xD))
#pardohua#pardofelis#fu hua#herrscher of sentience#YES THE TAG FITS FOR SENTI BC SHE IS IN THERE AND TALKS A BIT#hi3#honkai impact#honkai impact 3rd#hi3rd#theyre so. gfhhghgfd they make me so unwell#im normal about them i promise i swear im normal#fanfic#ao3#fanfiction#im sorry i didnt have any drawing for them but i will one of these days!
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Gethan won the poll now hand over the risque artwork
I'm sorry I'm low key a puritan so I'm scared to post it...it's giles pouring blood into Ethan's mouth. Something came over me when I was at my shitty wage slave job but I'm normal now
#LISTENNNNNNN#<- guy whose in denial about being asexual and just swears he's prudish#I had an incident occur to me and I became so obsessed with Giles because I kept saying “he's just like me fr he's just like me fr”#when i was just SELF PROJECTING....but he's just like me fr#now i'm....normal....and i look back and go what who said that#you dont understand how utterly batshit insane i was last fall/winter. like I was off the rails. im sorry im talking about my mental health#and not about the old man yaoi i promised#ill post the old man yaoi. but i need to finish my jenny drawing#BECAUSE I LOVE YOU JENNY
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thinking about my oc Bytte. and. her gender is Aro. her Aromanticism is inextricable from her gender experience.
#toy txt post#i love to make an alloaro oc whos a woman navigating a usually masculine role in society far before we ever coined aromanticism#whos Aromanticism informs so much about her but with no language to adequately describe it she doesnt really know how#and so she does kinda blow up her relationships by accident bc she does Want human connection#and what she Wants is to fuck someone whos friends with her and chill about it who will just be fucking Normal about it#and Not Make It A Big Thing and also for other people to not make it a big thing and they can hang out and be friends#but never fucking domesticize her. and its in part a rejection of the misogynistic role of Wife in historic (and even modern) society of#course but its also a rejection of the relationship hierarchy of Wife. of the romanticization. bc of her circumstances the only role on#offer of course has been Wife. but in the hypothetical situation where she was offered the role of Husband? she would at first probably#accept that. in theory. it sounds fine. sure. but if she tried to LIVE like that. to Live even as a Husband. it would Also be Wrong. to put#any of her relationships into that framework is to fundamentally ruin them forever. and she is living in a society that wants that to be#the only framework. anyway its crazy how ive made a character like that exactly Twice at least#(Bytte and Lucille. Bytte is a bit more genderfucky than Lucille. Lucilles gender is also ugly violent scary woman. for reasons)#both of these characters rn are cis. well. not /cis/ cis but theyre afab and women bc i want to explore that but i am thinking lately about#a transfem take. to explore. ive considered it and i dont think i want that for Bytte? all that means is watch out for future ocs#i could do a character very similar to Bytte as transfem and it would be really good but theres something about#and honestly it would probably make more SENSE for Bytte? due to gender roles in like ancient sparta or whatever?#but if shes transfem in sparta i think there would be subtle nuanced differences in how ppl interact w her that i dont necessarily want for#her? if that makes sense. i know this reasoning sounds weak in a vacuum but i Promise i have way more characters than this and i do want to#explore things differently. i promise there are complex transfem characters in witchverse and also complex characters whos asab im not#decided on yet. there are some im not sure i ever want to be decided on? the downside of being incredibly specific about fictional#characters is that it doesnt leave you all room for headcanons#sorry. good news is you can go make your own ocs about it 👍 idk. much to explore. much to think about#also sometimes a ''''cis'''' character CAN have a fun gender to play with honestly its just that mainstream media Never does#so theres no good way to be like no but listenn i swear its fun#anyway this is all moot cos im not a fucking writer im just making up little guys and doing nothing#also anyway. i think my gender is also aro and a little ace. personally. also before u get mad at me about these 2 ocs being like#probelmatic aro rep or smth: 1) aforementioned its moot anyway im not even a writer 2) these arent the only alloaro ocs i have its just#funny that i made this one twice lmao 3) my brain is huge. my ocs are rad. suck my ass. ♡#if only i Was a writer tho god. thered be sooooo many aro characters fr fr
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Kinito sobbing, trying his best to break the computer screen at the slight chance he can break out and fall into your arms. The fire. The fire's everywhere. Why would you do this to him? He **LOVES** you. That means you love him back right? Right? "I thought we were friends. I just wanted to be your friend. I JUST WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME-" Anyways I was feeling a little bit angsty so uh have this wonderful little visual of the gumball slamming his body into the screen :3
#im sorry everyone#i promise im normal#It's alright guys I swear angst will be rare#back to your regularly scheduled kinito being a happy carefree baby boy programming
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sometimes i think about how other people enjoy seeing their favorite characters being cool or happy whilst im over here covering my favorite characters in blood
anyway im working on valentines day art w kaeya 😭
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starts rocking back and fourth because all of my favorite musicians are dead or retiring/retired and i cant see them live and ill never see them live
#kind of a#vent post#im so normal guys i promise dont let this fool u#im soooooooooooooooo normal i swear#having to periodically remind myself that the beatles are actually broken up and have been for#*checks watch*#53 years#exactly my moms age#ok#normal. so super normal.#cant see prince or david bowie live WRITHES ON FLOOR#i need to start getting into new music because this isnt healthy anymore#anyways my hearts heavy and im sad#weird and cringe and sad. also not free.#sorry for crying over the beatles do u still want to have sex#me talk time#personal
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